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Australia v India: Boxing Day Test, day one - as it happened

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When Geoff Lemon began this OBO by describing the MCG pitch as a twenty-yard slab of solidified cat sick he set the tone for a day of cricket that was always up against it in the beauty and excitement stakes. The moribund deck allied with the obstinate Kookaburra ball made for attritional viewing with Australia unable to fashion many chances and India content to occupy the crease without a great deal of interest in advancing the score.

After the visitors won the toss and chose to bat first they were rewarded with a superb debut 76 from Mayank Agarwal and a 66-ball eight from makeshift opener Hanuma Vihari. That paved the way for Che Pujara and Virat Kohli to lay the foundations for a big first-innings total against a lacklustre Australian attack. That India only mustered a run-rate of 2.4 rpo may yet come back to haunt them.

89th over: India 215-2 (Pujara 68, Kohli 47) Not a show-stopping Starc over this time but it is the over that stops the show. The extra half-hour is not enough to include the 90th over and India walk off happy with their lot.

This is no reflection on other players who may or may not have come into consideration, but imagine the miles that would be in the legs of Australia's quicks by the end of this Test if Handscomb had been selected over M Marsh. #AUSvIND

88th over: India 215-2 (Pujara 68, Kohli 47) Hazlewood’s follow-up over lacks the same pizzazz despite YET ANOTHER INDIAN BATSMAN ALLOWING A SHORT BALL TO STRIKE HIM. This is weird. Pujara again just accepting some pain to his forearm (he has a guard on, but still) from a routine short ball that in another era would have been punished well forward of square leg. I hope someone asks about this in the press conference later.

87th over: India 213-2 (Pujara 66, Kohli 47) There we go! What an over by Mitchell Starc. Fast, aggressive, and no shortage of sideways movement. He traps Kohli on the crease with an inswinging beauty first up, then sends one the other way that the Indian skipper chases, edges, and is DROPPED by a sprawling Paine away to his right in front of first slip. Tough chance; it died on the keeper, but it probably should have been taken. Starc responds by lashing down a wild bouncer that screams away for four byes. The crowd are suddenly into the contest and every ball from Starc to Kohli is an event, including a full-throated appeal for a catch down the legside.

Dropped! Kohli gets a life after a tough chance goes down #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/2p3A7ppOra

86th over: India 209-2 (Pujara 66, Kohli 47) Hazlewood remains off his line and length and Pujara accepts the hospitality, angling his bat to guide the ball to third-man for four. Australia are so far wasting the second new ball, one that is considerably more responsive than the first dud nut they had the misfortune of sending down.

In the first 10 overs today, we saw 0.5° swing; the second new ball is averaging 0.95°. Australia really need to make this count. #AUSvIND

85th over: India 205-2 (Pujara 62, Kohli 47) Starc continues where he left off, chucking largely dross at India with the occasional jaffa thrown in. Pujara and Kohli continue to grind, some might even say they are grindermen, which is in no way a lame segue* to allow me to play this undisputed belter.

84th over: India 202-2 (Pujara 62, Kohli 47) Hazlewood shares the new ball with Starc but he is innocuously short and wide in a very disappointing over.

2 or fewer wickets lost on the first day of an MCG Test:
1970-71 (when only one wicket was lost)
1952-53
1924-25
1903-04#mozzplay

83rd over: India 202-2 (Pujara 62, Kohli 47) The new ball immediately shakes up proceedings. The first delivery of Starc’s over is fast and full and swings in late, beating the outside edge of the Indian skipper’s bat. Starc’s radar is wayward for most of the rest of the over but he gets another one to shape back into Kohli from which the batsman does well to guide into the legside and accumulate a couple of runs.

At the start of the day, WinViz gave the draw a 31% chance. After 82 overs of rather attritional cricket, that's risen to 52%. #AUSvIND

New ball taken. Starc returns to the attack. Half an hour of play remaining in the day. This could be interesting.

82nd over: India 199-2 (Pujara 62, Kohli 45) Still the new ball is declined, perhaps only Starc and Hazlewood have the energy to bowl and Paine doesn’t want them taking on long spells? Whatever the logic, Lyon continues but his 21st over is as wicketless and generally unthreatening as his previous 20.

81st over: India 197-2 (Pujara 61, Kohli 44) The new ball is not taken straight away. Instead Marsh replaces Cummins and hurls down the old ball to little effect. Kohli licks his lips and drives gloriously straight down the ground for four. I should add a correction. Earlier when I said India had the upper hand, what with them being 200 for two and Australia being knackered, apparently I was wrong. “India in the ascendancy, what rubbish,” emails Amod Paranjape. “This is going to be a draw. It’s a way to attract people to Test Cricket, I guess eh Mate.”

Official attendance for Day 1 of the Boxing Day Test is 73,516 #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/bM44vQEti0

80th over: India 193-2 (Pujara 61, Kohli 40) Another quick Lyon over goes for one and the new ball is now due.

Also, just as I suspected, Christmas with Lou is just a little bit better than Christmas with Julian.

79th over: India 192-2 (Pujara 61, Kohli 39) Pat Cummins hasn’t bowled many bad balls in his 19 overs today but he lets one go to Pujara that is whip-cracked to the point boundary like a chameleon darting out his tongue to snatch a tasty bug lunch.

Ian Forth is back to return us to the day’s most pressing concern, The Strokes. “Julian Casablancas has made a classic Christmas song,” he emails, “which deserves to be more widely heard.” Thank you very much Ian. This is very good, but obviously not as good as Lou Reed would have done.

78th over: India 188-2 (Pujara 57, Kohli 39) This pair have been cautious in recent overs but Kohli bucks that trend, whipping his hands through a cover drive to send Lyon’s delivery racing to the boundary.

77th over: India 184-2 (Pujara 57, Kohli 35) ANOTHER INDIAN BATSMAN TURNS AWAY AND DUCKS INTO A SHORT BALL AND ACCEPTS PAIN! What is going on? Why aren’t any Indian batsmen pulling? Why are they so badly misjudging so many short balls? It’s masochistic. Pujara getting a cricket ball shaped lump in his back is the highlight of a hardworking Cummins maiden.

“This is the biggest day in cricket, possibly in the world, and it’s being let down by the pitch.” Why the MCG pitch needs "emergency intervention" | https://t.co/y5NeBbrJHz | #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/C3j85ISkVh

76th over: India 184-2 (Pujara 57, Kohli 35) Rapid uneventful Lyon over. Careering towards the new ball late in the day.

75th over: India 182-2 (Pujara 56, Kohli 34) Determined pace bowling from Pat Cummins keeps India in check as the second new ball nears. On telly Glenn McGrath revisits Justin Langer’s soundbite where he talked of allowing Pat Cummins to marry one of his daughters. It is a quip that still has me shaking my head. I know where he was coming from, but still.

74th over: India 181-2 (Pujara 56, Kohli 33) India don’t allow Lyon to back up his previous good over with more positive footwork denying the bowler any opportunity to find a groove. At this stage in the day my heart goes out to anyone in the cheap seats at the MCG who isn’t completely off their face. It is an unforgiving place to be around this time once the gallons of midstrength beer have partnered with dehydration and sun exposure.

Another 50 from Pujara. Discipline is one of the most undervalued asset in modern day cricket. #AusvInd@7Cricket#BoxingDay

73rd over: India 176-2 (Pujara 52, Kohli 32) In need of a breakthrough Paine throws the ball to Cummins, his star man today, and he delivers - sort of - getting one to rear off a length and crush Pujara’s right index finger against his bat handle. No serious damage appears to be done but the physio is out nonetheless and the game is delayed. Is Pujara bothered? Not in the slightest, driving the ball following the resumption of play for two through mid-on.

65 minutes left in the day, 17 overs still to be bowled (yeah, good luck with that) and seven overs until the new ball.

Related: Julian Casablancas: 'What would you like me to say?'

72nd over: India 174-2 (Pujara 50, Kohli 32) Lyon finally starts to chip away at India in his best over of this spell. It ends with a maiden and included an unsuccessful application of DRS. It was a shocking call to go upstairs though, Kohli had made a big stride forward and across, accounting for that mode of dismissal. Drinks.

The ball struck Kohli miles outside off stump. That was a terrible review.

Lyon thinks he may have Kohli LBW. Not out onfield...

71st over: India 174-2 (Pujara 50, Kohli 32) 50-up for Pujara, a run that also completes the 50 partnership. India firmly in control of this Test.

If this Boxing Day experience isn’t at the kind of pace you’d prefer, may I redirect you to New Zealand where a fair old ding-dong is underway.

MASSIVE DAY! 14 wickets fell on an eventful day one at Hagley Oval.

88/4 Southee 3-29

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70th over: India 172-2 (Pujara 49, Kohli 31) Lyon continues but this is not the GOAT’s preferred pasture. India navigate the over with ease, including a Pujara three that would have been a four on any other ground in the world.

Nathan Lyon's reintroduction - and how India cope with him - will be key. So far today, he's found 3% false shots, the fewest of any bowler, but if he can grab a wicket before the new ball, then Australia may sense an opportunity. #AUSvIND

69th over: India 168-2 (Pujara 46, Kohli 30) Nice over from Mitch Marsh, hitting a good length on a fourth stump line to Kohli. The Indian skipper is eager to rotate the strike and after a couple of false starts finally pinches a single. The line is straighter to Pujara and the outcome is a stroke more defensive than Julian Casablancas responding to criticism his band were just a poor man’s Velvet Underground.

68th over: India 167-2 (Pujara 46, Kohli 29) Nathan Lyon is recalled but he finds Pujara and Kohli with positive intent at the crease, both batsmen using their feet well to reach the pitch of the ball and snuff out any danger.

67th over: India 165-2 (Pujara 45, Kohli 28) Marsh in again, stump to stump in the high 120 kphs doing his best to maximise the slightest skerrick of reverse swing. It’s subcontinental old ball bowling – on day one of a Test in Australia. While the pitch has received plenty of attention today the ball should also not get off scot free. The modern Kookaburra survives in Test cricket despite never doing a great deal. This surface could easily be a swing and seamer’s paradise with all the grass on it but nope, nothing has moved off straight all day. It’s enough to make you reach for the sandpaper...

Well, here's a thing. The only other player to score 76 on their Test debut, where that debut was in Australia, was Roy Fredericks...at the MCG... 50 years ago to the day. Nice symmetry!

66th over: India 164-2 (Pujara 44, Kohli 28) Starc is bowling to a 7-2 field to Kohli from over the wicket. The outcome, as you might expect, is a line outside off stump, tempting the batsman to chase a wide one. Kohli being Kohli, of course he accepts the bait, but he doesn’t middle anything, nonetheless he earns four with a streaky edge through the gully region. Kohli is scoring near enough a run-a-ball, Pujara a run every three balls.

A feature of Virat Kohli's batting this series has been the way he's taken guard out of his crease against pace. He's gone even further out today, his average striking point now 2.25m away from his stumps. With so little pace in the pitch, Kohli's advancing. #AUSvIND

65th over: India 160-2 (Pujara 44, Kohli 24) Mitch Marsh sends down his 11th over (the same as Starc) and I didn’t pay much attention to it. One run happened. I did catch Michael Slater on TV finally bring up the issue of India’s inability to pull or even look to pull.

Adam Frodo Collins has prevailed in his quest.

Found them! Well done @adamfearn7 and @matt4126, the work of a Christmas very well spent. #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/BgfSvq8vHy

64th over: India 159-2 (Pujara 44, Kohli 23) Oi oi! Pujara fancies Mitchell Starc, driving a couple through cover then opening his shoulders and slashing an uppercut over point, both feet off the ground Tendulkar-style. The adrenaline rush almost undoes him a ball later though, getting a lot of bat on a delivery under his left armpit that flies away towards square leg. Speaking of adrenaline, that near miss sends a frustrated Starc spiking at a very menacing 152kph.

Any news yet about when the groundsman will be thrown in the stocks?

63rd over: India 153-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 23) Just a change of ends for Hazlewood who gives Cummins a breather. He’d wish he hadn’t though after watching Kohli dismissively whip a full delivery from outside off through mid-on for four in a shot that oozed authority. A couple more are worked through the offside next ball, before a HALF-CHANCE. Hazlewood induces a thick outside-edge but it drops short and wide of first slip. There isn’t a second, who might have got closer had he been stationed aggressively close. Kohli then clips another two for good measure to advance the score beyond 150.

62nd over: India 141-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 11) Mitchell Starc replaces Josh Hazlewood and a run of the mill over ends with yet another Indian hit on the body failing to evade a well-directed but far from unplayable short ball. I think the tourists might benefit from Ricky Ponting giving them a pulling lesson after the close of play.

“Afternoon, Jonathan. Hate to be that guy (I’m lying, I don’t mind one bit), but it’s ‘to the manner born’, at least in Shakespeare.” You are of course correct, Ian Forth, and you deserve your gloat. I’m afraid my 80s adolescent brain was corrupted during a software update by Penelope Keith.

61st over: India 138-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 10) The engrossing battle between Cummins and Kohli continues and this over goes to the batsman. Solid defence is rewarded with four runs courtesy of a well-timed push through mid-on that Travis Head makes a mess of.

The marvel of Cummins is that he adapts to whatever conditions are thrown at him. His average swing today (0.32°) is the second lowest for any innings in his career, but he's stuck at his task, averaging 142kph. The pitch is giving him nothing, but he's giving plenty. #AUSvIND

60th over: India 133-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 5) Kohli advances his and his team’s score by one run during a Hazlewood over that makes fast bowlers wish they’d taken up batting, or golf, or forensic accountancy. Anything other than putting all their bodyweight and then some through their front shin in 30 degree heat with a ball behaving like a shuttlecock on a pitch as responsive as a door-stopped Tony Abbott.

59th over: India 132-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 4) Cummins’s ability to get the ball to jag in off the seam is causing India problems. During a maiden to Pujara he finds enough movement to beat the defensive prod and bellow for LBW, an appeal declined by Ian Gould. Gould is standing alongside Marais Erasmus in this Test, the pair of them convening periodically like avuncular bouncers, or rooks on a chess board.

58th over: India 132-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 4) Hazlewood overpitches, Pujara presents the full face of his well-pressed willow, the Kookaburra scuttles away for four effortless runs in the vicinity of the sightscreen. A succession of nondescript dot-balls follow until an unexpected pull shot is unfurled to the final delivery of the over, a shot that isn’t controlled but nor is it ever seriously at risk of being caught at fine-leg.

Hazlewood has been consistent today, but has struggled to get the ball moving. Just 2% of the deliveries he's bowled have swung significantly away from the right-hander - without that movement, he's less of a threat. #AUSvIND

57th over: India 127-2 (Pujara 33, Kohli 4) Cummins is very handsome. Traditionally handsome, in the Cary Grant mould. Strong jaw, confident hairline, square shouldered. He heaves his right shoulder with great force in the direction of Virat Kohli on six occasions this over and from the fourth almost commits regicide with King Kohli bottom-edging a smidgen away from his leg stump. The next hour or so is going to set up this Test match. Can Australia get the big breakthrough?

56th over: India 125-2 (Pujara 33, Kohli 2) Hazlewood sends down the first full over after Tea and it is a lovely set of six on a tempting line and length, angling the ball into Pujara from wide of the crease. A maiden ensues but the batsman is fortunate a couple of sketchy inside-edges don’t ricochet onto the stumps. A clandestine whisper of reverse swing perhaps?

Cameron Bancroft and Steve Smith are easing their ways back into the spotlight following their suspensions and their early media commitments are unsurprisingly causing a stir.

Smith has a pop at James Sutherland & Pat Howard when asked about the culture of the team (preview then on Fox). Referring to the loss in Hobart in 2016, he recalled when that the pair said to him: "We don't pay you to play, we pay you to win." Not new but an interesting answer.

I just don’t buy “learnt a lot”. He’s barely even learned how to phrase his explanation. He’s blamed Warner and claimed he didn’t know right from wrong. Irrespective of pressure + the environment he was in, he still comes across as an unimpressive person. https://t.co/KgAJmSx6X8

55th over: India 125-2 (Pujara 33, Kohli 2) With a cacophonous backdrop Kohli pushes a couple to mid-on from the final ball of Cummins’s over to get off the mark immediately.

The MCG is in full voice with 70,000-plus serenading Virat Kohli to the crease. The evening session is about to get underway.

This final session is scheduled to contain 35.1 overs. Ten of these are likely to be bowled with the new ball. Expect play to continue to the limit of the additional half-hour, which means a 6pm finish local time.

Last year, the MCG saw a false shot off just 9.7% of the deliveries bowled in the Test, the lowest figure for a match in Australia since records began.

Currently, this Test has seen a false shot off 8.6% of balls bowled. #AUSvIND

The lazy way the day has unfolded so far should not undermine a couple of superb individual performances. Mayank Agarwal looked to the manor born on debut while Pat Cummins has shown once again he is a captain’s dream, running in tirelessly and hitting the deck hard.

Cummins’s wicket on the stroke of Tea has the potential to disrupt the natural course of this Test match. Australia now have the small matter of a flat pitch, an old ball, and Kohli and Pujara to contend with.

The MCG pitch is about to show us something. It’s not is, it? Oh no. Exactly as we feared. A slideshow of its holiday in Lakes Entrance! Boring! #AUDvIND

Thank you very much Adam, my favourite Mr Collins since David Bamber.

It is my great pleasure to take on the OBO responsibilities for the final session of this thrill-a-minute, can’t take your eyes off it, rollercoaster of a Boxing Day Test, played on a surface that is a credit to the home of Australian cricket. OK, so maybe not, but we can have some fun nonetheless, even if the action is more conducive to a lazy bank holiday snooze.

It may not have been Cummins’s best ball of the day but he certainly earned his second scalp, which brought the session to a close. India advanced from 57-1 to 123-2 along the way; Pujara solid, Agarwal assertive. The local bowlers are running in hard but with so little assistance from the track, they will need everything to go their way after tea when Kohli walks out. For that session, I hand you over to JP Howcroft. Thanks for your company, I’ll catch you tomorrow!

GONE!@patcummins30 strikes again! #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/SHHYC4pWkx

On the stroke of tea - how often do we see it? It came from a Cummins short ball on his hip, a delivery Agarwal didn’t need to play. Instead of running it to fine leg, the extra bounce had the ball kissing his glove and to the diving Paine down the legside. The end of a fantastic hand from the man on debut, India denied a perfect session by two balls.

54th over: India 119-1 (Agarwal 72, Pujara 33) Another solid set from Marsh, keeping Pujara defending throughout. He’s lucky to be in that posture when one shoots through, his bat down to cover up the stumps.

“As suggested I’m dropping a line from inside the ground,” emails Shane Puxley “What an absolute delight this Agarwal innings is proving to be. His poise and composure on debut is great to see. I echo the earlier remarks about the scoreboard. There was an LBW appeal earlier that looked close live. Minutes later there was a replay, zoomed in and not square on. Context was lost and hours later I remain unsure how close it was.”

53rd over: India 119-1 (Agarwal 72, Pujara 33) Agarwal is into the 70s with a delightful cover drive off Cummins. The short balls come in response but he’s continuing to get well underneath them with solid technique.

52nd over: India 115-1 (Agarwal 68, Pujara 33) That was nearly it! Marsh, with a bit of movement back at Pujara, does clip his inside edge. The ball went from there to his back pad before ballooning to the gully in the direction of Khawaja. The Australian No3 did his best with the full-stretch dive but it was just out of his reach. There has been very little wrong about the work of the local seamers today.

51st over: India 115-1 (Agarwal 68, Pujara 33) Ohh, beautiful from Cummins beating the blade of Agarwal with an utter gem to finish, taking off from a length. It came after the opener cut hard for two into the gap; yet more excellent batting. Australia are 15 minutes away from a wicketless session.

“Again, another batsman’s paradise!” emails Dennis Elliott. “Nothing for our bowlers. Give the Boxing Day test match to Sydney and the Big Bash to Melbourne.”

50th over: India 113-1 (Agarwal 66, Pujara 33) Marsh has been swung around for another go from Lyon’s end and he’s again at the pegs. Blimey, Tim Paine is up to the stumps by the end of the set. Say no more. When this happened last summer, I managed to get Pete Doherty into my piece. We made our own fun that week.

49th over: India 112-1 (Agarwal 65, Pujara 33) Cummins is back for a second burst of the session and Agarwal is immediately down the other end with a quick single. Pujara is then tucking two to midwicket off the hip later on – his wrists don’t lie.

48th over: India 109-1 (Agarwal 64, Pujara 31) Whoa, forget about what I said about Agarwal chilling out in defence since drinks, he’s launching at Lyon’s first ball here and popping him into the crowd at midwicket! Have that! What a wonderful time of it this man on debut is having. Going big to begin, he follows up with a push down along the ground for an easy single. I like this bloke an awful lot.

Mayank Agarwal is on

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47th over: India 102-1 (Agarwal 57, Pujara 31) Marsh straight and full, attacking the stumps. Agarwal is happy in defence for the time being, again able to keep the strike with one from the final ball. One for UK readers of the OBO: we’ve had a Tailenders sign spotting! For those of us in the family of that wonderful pod, this is an excellent development. I’m going to find them in the final session for a photo.

#TAILENDERSOFTHEWOLDUNITEANDTAKEOVER spotted in the Ponsford Stand!!!!!!! @felixwhite#AUSvIND

46th over: India 101-1 (Agarwal 56, Pujara 31) Lyon again to Agarwal and one doesn’t get up off the turf. I suppose you would call that natural variation? Hmm. He keeps the strike with a single down the ground from the final ball. This is where Lyon has become such an improved bowler over the last couple of years. For the longest time when a player took him on at the start of a spell – as Agarwal did here – the spinner went into his spell. These days, he immediately bounces back.

The confidence of Agarwal is best shown in the way he's hit against the spin when facing Nathan Lyon. 17 of the 18 runs he's scored against the spinner have come in front of square on the offside. No spin, hit through the line - the uncluttered mind of a newcomer. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/yeX6rChbDi

45th over: India 100-1 (Agarwal 55, Pujara 31) Marsh is into the attack and again sections of the MCG decide to boo him. What are they suggesting exactly? That Australia should have played six specialist bats and no all-rounder? Madness. Anyway, it’s a tidy over with a bit of movement back to the right-handers, maybe a touch of reverse? Agarwal tucks a single to bring up the India 100.

44rd over: India 99-1 (Agarwal 54, Pujara 31) Pujara is ON. The late cut off Lyon here, played so expertly, is proof of that, running from the face of his bat to the boundary. Earlier, the cricket world’s most effective dancer (so the numbers tell us) came down at Lyon to drive him through extra cover on the up. Lurrrvely.

43rd over: India 91-1 (Agarwal 53, Pujara 24) Pujara plays with such poise, turning Starc for two then standing up to smack him through cover for three more. The runs take this pair to a 50-run partnership, compiled without looking like giving a chance.

42nd over: India 86-1 (Agarwal 53, Pujara 19) Lyon vs Agarwal is turning into a gripping little battle, the former not getting a lot of turn but using his height, flight and accuracy to prevent the latter from leaping out of his crease, as he did a few times as soon as spin was introduced this session. A maiden ensues.

“Hello from foggy Hertfordshire, at 2 o’clock in the morning.” I like the sound of this, Jeremy Yapp. “You asked in your preamble who we’re missing at Christmas. I always raise a glass to Mrs Joan Gold (though I never used her first name), who died aged 89 nineteen years ago. Back then I was running a bookshop in Canberra and she was one of those regular customers who become a friend and make the long hours and indifferent pay of bookselling worthwhile. She was a collector and supporter of the arts, especially Aboriginal art, and often visited art centres in the Northern Territory, spending long hours in small planes then sleeping out under the desert stars even in her late eighties.
That year, 1999, she came into town to give me a Christmas present and have a chat. A few minutes later she was hit by a car, just metres from the door of my shop. She died in hospital a few days afterwards, on Christmas Day. I think she left her considerable art collection to the art centres in NT. It made the papers at the time.”

"We've spoke about being a little bit unpredictable and setting some different fields."

Brad Haddin joined us to discuss Australia's approach in the field #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/az98OkG0Yr

41st over: India 86-1 (Agarwal 53, Pujara 19) Like Hazlewood and Cummins before him in this third hour, Starc is really bending his back. The extra pace is enough to find Pujara’s inside edge after the left-armer cramped him up – no easy achievement. The bouncer to finish is a ripper, nearly finding a glove on the way through. Drinks are called with the visitors adding 29 runs since lunch, making slow but steady progress.

40th over: India 86-1 (Agarwal 53, Pujara 19) They are up for lbw, but it’s in hope from Lyon with the ball not in line with Agarwal’s leg stump – the spinner now round the wicket. But the probing over is good enough to drag the opener back to his crease.

39th over: India 85-1 (Agarwal 53, Pujara 18) Starc replaces Hazlewood from the Carringbush End. To punchy Agarwal wants to immediately drive him through cover but finds Marsh, who has been busy in there since lunch. Later in the over he locates a fielder again when trying to steer behind point, but there is nothing wrong with how he is hitting them. He has a Boxing Day Test debut ton on the shelf here. It’d be the first of those here since... Gary Gosier, perhaps?

38th over: India 85-1 (Agarwal 53, Pujara 18) Pujara again with those rubbery wrists, off strike first ball with a clip forward of square. Lyon earns more respect from Agarwal than he did the last time around. Well, that is until he comes down the track at him once more, driving to long-on along the carpet for one. This is some fine day one batting.

"Dave suggested to me to carry out the action" Cameron Bancroft sits down with @gilly381 in an open and honest interview on the Cape Town ball-tampering incident. https://t.co/Q4jKB3Iqgjpic.twitter.com/x022uDtiI3

37th over: India 83-1 (Agarwal 52, Pujara 17) Pujara’s turn to tick the board over, tucking Hazlewood from his thigh pad with a lovely little flick of the wrists for three. He’s looking very good so far today. Agarwal gets under another rapid bouncer to finish.

“The pitch is boring, ditto the cricket, but to make matters worse the replay function on the scoreboard is hopeless,” roars Ian Dunn “Interesting balls are not replayed, utterly innocuous ones are, we don’t get a picture right down the pitch so any movement can’t be seen. And the wretched thing must have cost a fortune. It’s a DUD!”

36th over: India 80-1 (Agarwal 52, Pujara 14) Lyon replaces Cummins at the southern end and the opener decides to immediately put the foot down, lifting over the top at mid-off and down to the boundary. He repeats the dose to finish, jumping down at Lyon before driving gloriously past the bowler and to the rope. That’s his half-century at the first time of asking in Test cricket, brought up with his sixth boundary. The Indian fans to my left are loving life, waving the national flag with pride.

Mayank Agarwal has looked excellent today, and he's been canny. Attacking 32% of the balls he's faced from Lyon has allowed him to score at 5.4rpo against spin, compared to 5% and 2.8rpo against pace. Calm, calculated batting - he looks the part. #AUSvIND

35th over: India 72-1 (Agarwal 45, Pujara 14) The audience are willing Hazlewood to the wicket, who gets a chance at Pujara having bowled at Agarwal since lunch. The battle of patience between the two begins as you would expect with neither competitor giving an inch.

34th over: India 71-1 (Agarwal 44, Pujara 14) There’s some blood pumping in that over, Cummins banging it in short at Agarwal, who is up to the task of getting out of the way. When the fuller ball arrived he steered past point with lovely timing for three. The crowd, watching the action again, give the slow, building clap for the final delivery and Pujara responds by driving superbly through extra cover for four. They’re his first runs since the interval, acquired magnificently on the up.

“Seasons’ greetings and good calling to you,” emails Ian Swan. Thank you, my best to you and yours. “I must take issue (and exception) to any suggestion that Smith could ever captain the nation again. He has shown a spectacular failure of leadership, and on that basis has disqualified himself for ever.”

33rd over: India 64-1 (Agarwal 41, Pujara 10) Every time Virat Kohli’s face is shown on the screen, the next man in, the Indian fans go wild. For the Australians’ part, they are already into a full-scale Mexican Wave with the MCC even getting involved. In the middle, Agarwal finds the gap at cover after picking out Marsh a couple of times, coming back for two. He gets another later in the over glancing Hazlewood to fine leg.

32nd over: India 61-1 (Agarwal 38, Pujara 10) A quiet start to the session, this a third maiden on the trot with Pujara finding all the time he needs to keep Cummins honest.

Steve Smith has also sat down for an interview with Fox Sports, coming out tonight. Bancroft’s chat at lunch is the main talking point surrounding this Test Match right now. What did you make of his comments that, in short, he did what he did to fit in? Simon Katich says on SEN that he gets how that happened.

31st over: India 61-1 (Agarwal 38, Pujara 10) Back to back maidens, Hazlewood locating Agarwal’s outside edge early in the over but landing well short of strife. As we’ve documented, the pitch isn’t giving a lot but the big NSW quick is really bending his back here, his deliveries arriving in Paine’s gloves at a most acceptable height.

Speaking of that era in my previous post, I dug out some photos at my parents’ place yesterday of me wearing my first set of pads and gloves. Aussie gold, loud and proud.

Where it all started (~1989-90) pic.twitter.com/SWtuwUJpTH

30th over: India 61-1 (Agarwal 38, Pujara 10) Cummins, Australia’s best in the opening stanza, races away from the Great Southern Stand. It’s a stand that has so many memories for me, all the way back to the first international played there in December 1991, a one-dayer between the West Indies and Australia. Malcolm Marshall took four wickets but what I remember it for most is the food fight at the dinner break, which (as a seven year old!) I participated in after an orange hit me in the face. Happy memories. Nobody gets whacked in the face during this set, Pujara leaving then defending in his safe and meditative way.

29th over: India 61-1 (Agarwal 38, Pujara 10) Shoooooot! The first ball after the break is a half-volley asking for the treatment so Agarwal strokes it beautifully to the cover rope, much to the enjoyment of the big Indian crowd in attendance. It doesn’t take Hazlewood long to find his range, cutting the new opener in half then nearly hitting his helmet and/or glove to finish with a much quicker bumper.

The players are back on the field. Agarwal (34) and Pujara (10) are back for the visitors with Hazlewood starting off for Australia from the Cricket Club end. PLAY!

On the other network, Ricky Ponting on Seven is backing in Steve Smith to be the next Australian captain after Tim Paine has finished up. For my part, I can’t imagine any realistic scenario where he won’t be.

Who will be the next Australian Test captain?

Ricky Ponting has his say #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/QDgMyHCHdH

Here is the AAP write-up of the Bancroft interview.

“Dave [Warner] suggested to me to carry the action out on the ball given the situation we were in the game,” Bancroft said in an interview that will be aired during Fox Sports’ Boxing Day coverage.

“I didn’t know any better because I just wanted to fit in and feel valued really. As simple as that. The decision was based around my values, what I valued at the time and I valued fitting in ... you hope that fitting in earns you respect and with that, I guess, there came a pretty big cost for the mistake.”

Related: Cricket ball tampering scandal: I just wanted to fit in, says Cameron Bancroft

Cam Bancroft’s big comeback interview is currently on Fox Sports at lunch. I’m only catching bits and pieces but he’s sounding positive, healthy and impressive. “I’ve been able to do some amazing things over the last nine month,” he’s saying now. “I didn’t want this to be a box-ticking exercise... I was giving to something greater than myself.”

I’ll post up the social media clips as they show up on twitter.

Afternoon everyone. Hope this finds you in great shape after an indulgent Christmas. Well done Australia for staying calm there when realising that the pitch is not going to do them any favours. The Cricprof team have told me over a plate of food that they got more swing in the first session at Dubai in October and more seam at Abu Dhabi. Grim.

How about the MCG crowd booing Mitch Marsh when he came on? I’m a very proud Melburnian - I love this ground like few other things - but that was rubbish. Yes, I understand that he replaced Pete Handscomb in the XI, the local captain. But instinctively booing the vice-captain? Get real.

Hmmmmmm #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/Go1pLefxWC

Certainly India’s session: they’ve won a great toss to win, though they’ve spared Tim Paine the risk of bowling first and regretting it forever. I don’t think he actually would have, he was just trying to sound indifferent to losing the flip.

Australia bowled pretty well in that session, keeping the runs down and knocking over Vihari after a stubborn occupation. But they’ll have an older and softer ball for the next two sessions, and unless they can conjure some reverse from a pretty green field, they could be in Hurt City later in the day. That said, there’s a fragility about this Indian batting line-up if their top couple of names fail. So who would dare predict anything in cricket?

28th over: India 57-1 (Agarwal 34, Pujara 10) Last over before lunch, and Marsh will send it down. Has a little moment of excitement with another nudge and miss. But Pujara is equal to him, and will now steam off towards the soup tureen.

27th over: India 57-1 (Agarwal 34, Pujara 10) Hazlewood will now partner Marsh. Gets a couple of lively deliveries away, then Pujara cuts him for three.

Bancroft speaks!

Related: Cricket ball tampering scandal: I just wanted to fit in, says Cameron Bancroft

26th over: India 54-1 (Agarwal 34, Pujara 7) Very decent ball from Marsh, beats Pujara comprehensively with a bit of away-cut. Keeps him watchful until Pujara nudges a run square.

@GeoffLemonSport Marsh bowling. Have Australia given up on this pitch already? Will the Aussie quicks last the series? Will I actually wake up and find it's all a dream? 0630 hrs on Boxing Day is #CruelTime

25th over: India 53-1 (Agarwal 34, Pujara 6) Agarwal and Pujara hopping and swaying while Starc keeps peppering, but they don’t seem flustered. The bowling is dealt with, and it can’t continue for very long.

Let’s address the comment below.

@GeoffLemonSport you reckon all this over egged pudding of niceness is going to run into the new year? You guys maybe batted a little outside the crease before but now your standing on your own stumps...

24th over: India 52-1 (Agarwal 34, Pujara 5) Mitch Marsh continuing, a couple of singles worked, and a massive appeal from the bowler after Agarwal smashes an inside edge into his pads.

Trivia:

How many times has Nathan Lyon bowled to an opener on 0 @GeoffLemonSport?

23rd over: India 50-1 (Agarwal 33, Pujara 4) Starc is back, Paine looking to force something with pace. The bowler attacks the body, but both batsmen are able to hop up and fend a ball around the corner for a single. Pujara’s would have been straight to leg slip had there been one. Short leg remains under the lid. Two slips, gully and third man for CP. Interesting they’ve got that run-saving option. The first score milestone comes up.

22nd over: India 48-1 (Agarwal 32, Pujara 3) Marsh gets a bit of pep! Lifts one from the surface and slams Agarwal in the digits. The Pooje then gets off the mark with a back-cut for three.

21st over: India 44-1 (Agarwal 31, Pujara 0) Cummins, steaming in, having just taken a wicket, but Pujara does Pujara things. Defends, leaves, defends, leaves.

20th over: India 44-1 (Agarwal 31, Pujara 0) Mitchell Marsh on to bowl. Was there a bit of booing there? May have been, the Victorian captain was dropped for the West Australian captain. But unfortunate if that was the case.

I’m getting some news reports saying that Cameron Bancroft has named David Warner as the person who got him to sandpaper the ball in Cape Town. Which is redundant of course, because we already knew that from the charge sheet back in March. What Bancroft has done is give an interview to one of the TV broadcasters in which he’s explained his thought process about trying to fit in.

19th over: India 40-1 (Agarwal 27, Pujara 0) Cheteshwar Pujara walks out. He might make four million on this surface.

Aggression has done it! Cummins has coaxed a wicket from what has already looked a lifeless pitch. After 66 balls the strokeless vigil ends. He’s been the only bowler who has created a sense of anger this morning, and now he comes good on that promise. Again it was poorly played by Vihari. The ball pitched very short, so the batsman looked to duck under it, but didn’t get low enough. Then the ball came through relatively low, again just below shoulder height had Vihari been standing. But he was already in a crouch, uncontrolled, not low enough to evade it, and so he threw his gloves at the ball to protect himself. The fend lobs away high into the cordon and Finch waits beneath it like a dog watching a kitten up a tree.

18th over: India 38-0 (Vihari 6, Agarwal 27) Lyon whirls through another over for a single...

17th over: India 37-0 (Vihari 5, Agarwal 27) Vihari really is battling for runs this morning. He’s not bad defensively, but maybe he’s so determined to do his dour opening job that the prospect of scoring hasn’t occurred to him. He finally scraps a single here thanks to an overthrow, but that’s all from Cummins’s over.

16th over: India 36-0 (Vihari 4, Agarwal 27) Agarwal’s loving this Test debut as the pitch looks flatter by the ball. He clouts another cover drive for four. But hello... the replays are showing that earlier in the over, Lyon had Vihari leg before wicket. Australia appeals but didn’t review after a defensive push missed the ball. Did they think there was an edge? Or was it was just that he’d come a long way down the track? Either way, three reds on HawkEye, but no review called for...

15th over: India 31-0 (Vihari 3, Agarwal 23) Whack! Cummins again, playing the brute this morning. Another short ball, this time it’s Agarwal playing it poorly. It’s not like Cummins is trying to hit anyone, but the batsmen aren’t watching the ball. Agarwal wears this one on the shoulder, and it bounces over his helmet off his body. He uses his bat for the rest of the over. And that’s drinks.

14th over: India 31-0 (Vihari 3, Agarwal 23) Another maiden for Hanuma Vihari. He’s faced 49 balls for his three, and he’s on for a beautiful example of the Cowan Ton genre.

Elite honesty.

Fllllllllllllaaaaaaaattttttt... #boxingdaytest

13th over: India 31-0 (Vihari 3, Agarwal 23) Pat Cummins has his first over, and immediately hits Vihari in the head. That was a short ball that didn’t really get up, only coming through about collarbone height. Vihari had started ducking but couldn’t get down fast enough, and ducked into it in the end. Wasn’t watching the ball when it hit him. It ricochets 20 metres away through square leg for a leg bye, and umpire Ian Gould comes and lays a hand on the batsman’s shoulder to check on his health. The team doctor gives him the OK. There wasn’t enough pace in the pitch to get that bouncer up where it should have been.

12th over: India 29-0 (Vihari 3, Agarwal 22) Lyon now, and Agarwal taps a single into the covers and ducks through. “Is he limping yet?” asks Matthew Doherty, in a nod to Gordon Greenidge, who tended to smash attacks when he only had one leg to stand on. Agarwal is not quite at that level of dominance yet, with one decent boundary and a streaky flash through gully.

11th over: India 28-0 (Vihari 3, Agarwal 21) Vihari is like a kid playing with his Christmas Lego set: block, block, block. Gets a couple of accidental runs off a safe inside edge, with Hazlewood continuing.

10th over: India 26-0 (Vihari 1, Agarwal 21) And with Lyon continuing, Agarwal is happy to chill out, take a look at him and see what’s what. This new Indian opening partnership is looking solid. Mind you, KL Rahul and Murali Vijay might feel a bit hard done by at missing this pitch after playing in Perth. How often have both openers been dropped by a Test side? Send me some examples.

9th over: India 26-0 (Vihari 1, Agarwal 21) Hazlewood has swung around to the Members End after starting with the Great Southern Stand at his back. That may be why Lyon was introduced... but the off-spinner is going to continue after Hazlewood’s maiden to Vihari.

8th over: India 26-0 (Vihari 1, Agarwal 21) Hear that roar of the crowd? Hear that deep bass boom of a mass of humanity? They’re cheering for Nathan Lyon. The New South Welshman who moved to Canberra and then played for South Australia is well loved in Victoria. The MCG was where the whole crowd was supposed to shout a tribute to him a couple of years ago, only for him to ruin it by taking a wicket on the designated delivery. See the video below.

Vihari finally gets off the mark with a dashed single to mid-on, then Agarwal drives the last ball through cover for four. Very positive.

7th over: India 21-0 (Vihari 0, Agarwal 17) Nearly a screamer! Mitchell Marsh launches in the gully but can’t quite reel in the catch. Got airborne. He took one like that off Brendon McCullum in Christchurch a couple of years ago, only for the batsman to be reprieved by a no-ball. McCullum was on 37 and went on to the fastest Test hundred of all time.

This time Starc bowls wide, and Agarwal doesn’t exactly throw the bat but places it in the ball’s path, trying to force it square, a totally impulsive shot. It flew away with no control, but a flying Marsh couldn’t close the gap. Starc immediately loses his radar and bowls four byes down the leg side, as he did several times in Adelaide.

6th over: India 13-0 (Vihari 0, Agarwal 13) That’s a maiden from Hazlewood, but not because Vihari was defending this time. Three times he found the middle of the bat looking to score. Once he found square leg and twice Pat Cummins at mid-on.

5th over: India 13-0 (Vihari 0, Agarwal 13) Interesting little battle shaping up. Starc produces a snorter mid-over, whispering past Agarwal’s nose as the short ball climbed unpleasantly. Around that, though, the batsman collects three braces just by dropping the ball into gaps with a defensive blade. Easily working this spread field even as Vihari is yet to score, and yet to attempt to score. Wasn’t there a Test where Justin Langer made 50 before Matthew Hayden had scored more than a run? We’re on track.

4th over: India 7-0 (Vihari 0, Agarwal 7) Agarwal drives another three, this time through midwicket. He has all the runs so far. Hazlewood beats Vihari’s edge in the first such instance for the day.

My desk editor, Pádraig Collins, is filling me in on his festive activities, and has nominated this as as the greatest Christmas song of all time. Probably could find plenty of supporters.

3rd over: India 4-0 (Vihari 0, Agarwal 4) Agarwal stays busy, glancing a single from Starc. Vihari blocks the rest. Nothing notable from this surface for the bowlers yet. Hmmmmm.

2nd over: India 3-0 (Vihari 0, Agarwal 3) Interesting field for Hazlewood. Three slips, gully, point. Massive gap to mid-off. Then a mid-on and a short leg, so no one saving runs in the principal gaps either side of the wicket. Long leg down on the fence for the glance in traditional fashion. Agarwal on debut gets what looked to me like a leading edge through the big gap at cover to open his innings with three runs.

1st over: India 0-0 (Vihari 0, Agarwal 0) Mitchell Starc starts with the ball. Hanuma Vihari will face him, after being promoted from No6. He averages nearly 60 in first-class cricket, Vihari, so he’s a proper player. And he’s showing it with some solid defensive shots as Starc is on the money from ball one, right around off stump. It’s a maiden, greeted with warm applause by the crowd that’s starting to swell. Probably something over 40,000 in already I’d say, and they’d be expecting to top 70,000 by the end of the day.

“Happy Christmas!” emails Andrew Benton, who’s already on the 2019 Nice List. “My cat puked up yesterday and it looked like a really top quality pitch (!) More to the point, will Steve Smith be coming over for the Ashes?”

You just try and stop him, Andrew. (It’s not like Australia has a middle order at the moment.)

Interesting yaaaaaaarn, as the local terminology goes, from our colleague Michael Ramsay for AAP.

Virat Kohli reckons the secret to success on Australian soil is all above the shoulders.

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Please stand for the ceremonial singing of that song off the Qantas ad, with the kids standing on the Opera House or whatever it is they do.

India
Mayank Agarwal
Hanuma Vihari
Cheteshwar Pujara
Virat Kohli *
Ajinkya Rahane
Rohit Sharma
Rishabh Pant +
Ravindra Jadeja
Mohammed Shami
Ishant Sharma
Jasprit Bumrah

Australia
Marcus Harris
Aaron Finch
Usman Khawaja
Shaun Marsh
Travis Head
Mitchell Marsh
Tim Paine +*
Pat Cummins
Mitchell Starc
Nathan Lyon
Josh Hazlewood

Virat Kohli calls correctly and has no hesitation. I guess you play the percentages and don’t bat last, especially when day one is sunny and clear. But this pitch... it looks hideous, I’ll tell you that. The one last year where Alistair Cook made his double hundred was just a brown featureless slab of rolled mud. This time they’ve tried to leave grass on it, so there’s rolled mud with weird patches of green mange. It looks like a twenty-yard slab of solidified cat sick. It looks lumpy and blotchy and confused. Maybe it will play beautifully, I have no idea. But we’re just going on the aesthetics at this stage.

This from Daniel Andrews, in the context of the Test taking place among the Indian Summer Festival, which is surrounding the ground all through Yarra Park. Lots of stages and stalls and music and tucker.

“This is an important way to celebrate that Melbourne and Victoria has the biggest Indian community across the nation: more than 220,000 people of Indian heritage and that number keeps on growing. There’s great diversity within the Indian community in terms of faith and different regions, but one thing that unites all Indian Australians is of course their love of cricket... Great weather, fantastic venue, and we’ve been delighted to put on this festival that sees thousands of families come through and celebrate Indian food, music, film, dance, a great way to immerse yourself in the Indian cultural experience. We can’t imagine a modern Victoria without the contribution that the Indian community makes.”

Reports on that shortly. Now then. It is an absolutely perfect day here in Melbourne. We get about 20 of these a year, I reckon, spread across autumn and spring: where the sky is cloudless blue, the breeze is mild and cool, then sun is warm but not yet hot, and everything seems gentle and thriving and full of life. Those 20 days are the ones that make us stick around for the other 345, where it’s either an oven or a fridge. The perfect days are a memory dissolution agent, making all thoughts of other kinds of days disappear.

Good day to start a Test.

I’m just trotting downstairs at the MCG to hear Cricket Australia CEO Kevin Roberts do a press conference with Victorian state Premier Daniel Andrews. Forgive me if I faint from excitement and take a while to be revived.

Goood morning to those in the relevant timezones, good afternoons and evenings where appropriate. Is it late on Christmas night for you in the United* Kingdom? Are you fresh and bouncy the day after Yuletide somewhere else? We’d love to hear about your festive season, and how it was spent: the joys, the sadnesses, the people met and the people missed. Good tidings to all, and much love to those who did it tough. Drop us a line, one and all, on the OBO throughout the day.

Australia and India are warming up in the middle. The Boxing Day Test is a bit over an hour away. And I wrote you all a preview yesterday, so I’m not going to write it all out again. Click the link.

Related: Advantage Australia but pitfalls await against India in Boxing Day Test | Geoff Lemon

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3.2 over: Australia 5-0 (Harris 3, Finch 2) Bumrah comes around the wicket to Harris and beats him with a beauty that seams away. The follow up is very slippery, short and chasing Harris, and it smashes the opener flush on the helmet. Once again, as we saw with India early in their innings, a batsman ended up in bother ducking into a delivery that didn’t get up all that high. Harris doesn’t look too concerned but the Australian medical team are out there conducting a concussion test. That was a firm blow, and not the first one Harris has worn from Bumrah this series. While clearly the priority is Harris’s wellbeing, Australia won’t be disappointed watching the minutes tick by towards 6pm and the close of play.

Harris being seen to by the team doctor. He has been struck on the helmet by a Jasprit Bumrah bouncer

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3rd over: Australia 5-0 (Harris 3, Finch 2) Ishant is getting the ball to swing a long way into the right-handed Finch, eager to find the gap between bat and pad or provoke an inside-edge. His radar is off though, only troubling the Victorian with one ball and wasting the other five. However, despite some of those five being rank duds, the inconsistent bounce is noticeable. You can see a few pea-rollers coming our way before the end of this Test.

This pitch is starting to bounce unevenly. They have enough runs.

2nd over: Australia 5-0 (Harris 3, Finch 2) Bumrah shares the new ball and he is in good areas, hitting the deck hard from wide on the crease, angling the ball into Finch. The batsman doesn’t know whether to stick or twist, first attempting to pull, then looking simply to ride the bounce, then almost allowing a fuller delivery to slip through his gate. Harris looks far more controlled and picks up a couple with a checked drive.

Ishant Sharma's opening over found 1.5° of swing, the most from any bowler since the third over this morning. #AUSvIND

1st over: Australia 2-0 (Harris 1, Finch 1) Ishant begins with a beauty, sending the new ball screaming past Harris’ nervous defensive prod. His second delivery is on the left-hander’s pads allowing Harris to rotate the strike and breathe a sigh of relief. Finch negotiates a well placed delivery first up and then enjoys watching a couple of loose wide ones fly outside off before Ishant finds prodigious inswing to force an awkward jammed jab just wide of short leg.

The Indian innings was the longest played at the MCG since Aus scored 555 off 189.3 overs against Pakistan in 1983. #AusvInd

Ishant Sharma has the ball, Virat Kohli has a stack of close fielders, Marcus Harris on strike, 25 minutes to go.

Bracing myself for this switch to be flipped. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/4QmWNQsnhn

So, how will Australia fare in this tricky spell before the close? Aaron Finch and Marcus Harris will be knackered after fielding in oppressive conditions for two days. This will be a huge test of their mental strength.

@JPHowcroft right move by India. Why expose your bowlers to a new ball barrage and possible injury. Nice thinking

Agreed. But if the plan was to declare at this stage all along, why not accelerate earlier, especially against the old ball?

Jadeja’s dismissal heralds the end of India’s peculiar innings. 165 overs of occupation, 20 minutes of thrash, and now Australia have a (cliche alert) testing half-hour to negotiate.

Sighter? What’s a sighter? Asks Jadeja after smashing his first delivery over long-off for four. Hazlewood responds superbly, beating the outside edge then sending down a bouncer that India’s number eight can only glove tamely to Tim Paine.

169th over: India 438-6 (Rohit 62, Jadeja 0) Ten overs or 38 minutes remaining. Are India going to declare tonight?

Woof! This pair have clearly been given license to open their shoulders now. Rohit drills a lovely four then Pant bullies Starc straight past the non-striker for four. And then the keeper’s innings comes to a premature conclusion, aiming one long handle too many at Starc sending the ball spiralling high towards point where Khawaja pouches a far from straightforward catch.

@JPHowcroft re: the lack of intent on both sides. Christmas truce? #ausvind

168th over: India 428-5 (Rohit 56, Pant 35) Hazlewood shares the new ball and he has the misfortune of bowling to an Indian pair who are now finally looking to up the tempo. Four runs come from an over featuring plenty of intent from both batsmen.

“Hi Jonathan,” hi Tim Hare. “The Black Caps handily placed after two days. Lead by 300 with eight second innings wickets left. A wonderfully dominant day of Test cricket from NZ. Sorry.” No need to apologise Tim, I only wish this match was offering the same excitement.

167th over: India 424-5 (Rohit 53, Pant 34) Hooray! The game moves on finally with Australia taking the third new ball. Mitchell Starc has it and he concedes eight runs and gets fired up (unnecessarily?) by Pant running into his personal space with the batsman turning for two. Starc is very very cranky, which you would be at the end of s second consecutive day in the field, but it all seems a bit unnecessary.

“I had a big thing for Joan Collins when I was younger,” emails Jonathan McKinley. “Before that my favourite member of the family was the lad who drove the Apollo 11 uber whilst Buzz and Neil were hopping about on the moon. Michael Collins.” Your man Mickey C got his guernsey earlier today (see the Tea interval handover post).

166th over: India 415-5 (Rohit 52, Pant 26) Finch gets a second over. There are no close catchers, the ball is doing nothing in the air or off the pitch, the batsmen are playing from the crease with little intent, like sensitive fathers not trying to embarrass their offspring in a dads v lads practice match. Forgive the whinge, but this is dross Test cricket. Neither team seems to be trying to win this match at the moment.

165th over: India 410-5 (Rohit 50, Pant 23) Lyon rattles through another over of minimum excitement. One hour or 14 overs left in the day.

164th over: India 409-5 (Rohit 50, Pant 22) *Funky captaincy klaxon*. Aaron Finch is having a bowl. The Victorian whirls over his slow left-arm darts in an over that sees Rohit bring up his 50. Finch is a handy part-timer and despite Pant’s intent he proves difficult to get away. Still, this all now has the air of a match being played under duress, like all the participants out there are going through the motions under fear of punishment, not to accomplish anything meaningful.

In this Test so far, Australia have found 0.54° of seam, and 0.48° of swing.

Since 2006, Australia have found less seam than in 15 home Tests, and they've found less swing in 12.

They've never done both. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/aiTmmGzU64

163rd over: India 406-5 (Rohit 49, Pant 20) Lyon persists with ball two and his 47th over is respected by India who work three singles to keep the scoreboard ticking over.

40-over splits in India's innings:
1. 1-86
2. 1-107
3. 0-91
4. 3-113

Little acceleration...#ausvind

162nd over: India 403-5 (Rohit 48, Pant 18) India bring up the 400 during Mitch Marsh’s latest over. It features a couple of singles and one lusty pull for four from Rohit that dribbles to the midwicket boundary.

The third new ball is now due.

Kiss Cam has made the MCG crowd happier than at any other moment through the last two days. #AUSvIND

Epic kiss cam today... boy-girl refusing to kiss (probably cos brother-sister given how she hugged him instead) ... two indian guys refusing to kiss, because well... another couple not interested with the guy flipping camera off! #AusvInd

161st over: India 397-5 (Rohit 43, Pant 17) Three singles from a rare unthreatening Lyon over. India continue to occupy the crease without any indication they’re interested in hurrying things along. Genius or madness?

“Afternoon Jonathan,” afternoon Phil Withall. “Playing catch up, so here we go. I have sympathy for Siddle, can’t be easy coming on and adjusting to the change in light etc. Robovac’s are evil and slightly challenged, ours would attempt to eat standard lamps and chairs. Best Collins, apart from Adam, either the English dictionary or Tom. Both of which I have found essential at one time or another.” Cheers, Phil, have a drink or a hundred on me.

160th over: India 394-5 (Rohit 41, Pant 16) Marsh continues, with Paine now standing up to the stumps. Not a lot else to report.

India taking full advantage of consigning Aus to the field for so long. Concentration drops off, and fielding sharpness declines....

159th over: India 393-5 (Rohit 40, Pant 16) Noooooooooooooooo! Another dolly dropped by Australia. Pat Cummins the latest to disappoint Nathan Lyon. Pant finally caved in after batting with so much patience and sashayed down the pitch, mistiming a lofted drive straight down long-on’s throat but Cummins shelled the opportunity. Two days and 160 overs in the field in 30C heat will take its toll.

Dropped. Cummins can't hold on in the deep #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/kEvtzhQ3yR

158th over: India 391-5 (Rohit 39, Pant 15) Aye aye! Pant goes the long handle to wallop Marsh over midwicket for four. That was a sort of front-foot pull, but really one of those slaps the modern era of batsmen with mad hand-eye coordination are happy to execute at will in white ball cricket. As with the previous Marsh over a boundary is followed up by a wafty play and miss. That’s Pant in a nutshell I guess.

157th over: India 386-5 (Rohit 40, Pant 10) A single from Rohit brings up the century... for Nathan Lyon. Australia’s spinner now has figures of 1/101 from 44 overs.

156th over: India 384-5 (Rohit 38, Pant 9) Mitch Marsh curtails Hazlewood’s short forgettable spell and the allrounder’s arrival at the crease is met with the flashing blade of Rishabh Pant who flails a drive through the cover for four. He goes for the big drive again next ball but it’s wider and he fails to connect - or does he? Paine is adamant there’s a catch behind but umpire Erasmus is unmoved. There was a nicky noise, for sure. Paine chooses not to review and snicko reveals that was a good call. I wonder what that noise was?

C'mon JP surely you mean ACDC!!!! https://t.co/lDF51pawfl

155th over: India 380-5 (Rohit 38, Pant 5) Lyon is bowling around the wicket to Pant and the batsman remains uncharacteristically patient, blocking a couple then accepting the single to long on. The bowler moves over the wicket to Rohit and though there’s little cause for alarm there is again evidence of the ball keeping low.

India are in no rush. In the last 10 overs they've attacked 11.4% of the balls bowled to them, only slightly more than the 9% they recorded in the 10 overs before that. No declaration batting from Pant and Rohit - yet. #AUSvIND

154th over: India 379-5 (Rohit 38, Pant 4) Another Hazlewood over begins with Rohit taking him for runs, this time a delicate late cut for four to the vacant third-man region, then a dabbed two into the off side, before finally a controlled pull for a single. Pant is again watchful but opts to pull the final ball of the over for a single.

Most overs for Nathan Lyon to take a wkt in an inngs:
42.2 vs Ind, Ranchi, 2017
39.6 vs Ind, MCG, 2018 *
36.4 vs Eng, SCG, 2018#AUSvIND

153rd over: India 371-5 (Rohit 31, Pant 3) Lyon is mixing up his line and pace to Pant to try and coax a rash shot out of the number seven, but India’s keeper remains resolute in defence. India certainly are not in declaration mode yet. As this post from Cricinfo’s Dan Brettig highlights, perhaps India were confident this pitch would begin to keep low as the match wore on and play to Jadeja’s strengths? He certainly looks to be a valuable weapon the way this surface is beginning to behave.

Shastri, day 5: "It was all part of the plan. We saved Jadeja for Melbourne because we knew he would get lbws here through our many spies. I was happy he got angry in Perth because it showed he was hungry. It is very easy to fire blanks from a million miles away!" #AusvInd

152nd over: India 369-5 (Rohit 30, Pant 2) Cummins has a breather which allows Hazlewood an opportunity but he begins with a floaty half-volley that Rohit drills through the covers for three. Pant is happy to show he’s not all wallop with five calm defensive strokes, one of which becomes a run when it lands into an unguarded space on the legside.

“‘Who is your favourite Collins?’ often comes up as a question at this time of year,” emails Ian Forth, in relation to my handover post from Adam ‘Collo’ Collins. “For me, it’s between Wilkie and Edwyn. However you have to respect Phil. Not only was he the only man to appear at both Live Aids (drumming for Led Zep on the disastrous Stairway to Heaven in the US leg) but he also divorced his wife by fax. How 80s can one man be?” Marvellous correspondence Mr Forth, and an excuse to play this most 80s of video clips. This song is also featured in one of television’s most brilliant needle drops during season two of Mr Robot.

151st over: India 365-5 (Rohit 27, Pant 1) Lyon vs Pant sounds like a ripping YouTube video and it has been a highlight of this Test series so far. However, the latest instalment is surprisingly sedate with the Indian keeper happy to play out a maiden from his crease.

Rishabh Pant has played a false shot to 26% of the deliveries he's faced on this tour. Aaron Finch is the only top-order batsman to play more on either side. #AUSvIND

150th over: India 365-5 (Rohit 27, Pant 1) Rohit accepts an early single which gives Cummins plenty of time to line up Pant. He starts by softening him up with some looseners outside off then hammering down an accurate bouncer. Pant handles it well then gets off the mark with a dab into the covers.

“Curious how the Seven analysts commented so harshly today on the Bancroft/Smith interviews whilst the Fox guys yesterday were much more positive,” emails Ian Bannatyne. “Unpicking the fake comments around the fake news is quite complex!” Indeed Ian. I’d like to direct you to the Twitter feeds of our own Geoff Lemon and Russell Jackson (formerly of this parish) who have both added their considerable insight to this very issue in recent days.

149th over: India 361-5 (Rohit 23, Pant 0) Lyon has been probing since tea and a more intuitive short leg (*cough* *cough* Keaton Jennings) might have turned a bat-pad into a chance before that Rahane dismissal but Travis Head is not an intuitive short leg. Replays also show the chance I brushed over following Siddle’s drop was also very catchable but Head made a meal of things.

“Hi Adam,” well, it’s Jonathan on deck now, but let’s skip over that for now Brian Withington. “It’s just gone 4am in the UK and I can’t stream the game for the moment. Have I been getting more entertainment unleashing the Robo vacuum, I wonder? He’s certainly a plucky little bugger ...” Until that last Lyon over, yes, you probably have.

Another excellent Lyon over finally has its reward. After landing the ball loopily outside off the GOAT fires one quicker and straighter that keeps low and beats Rahane’s bat. Umpire Gould has a simple job raising his finger. Just reward for Lyon in his 40th over, but another worrying sign this pitch is keeping unpredictably low.

The strikes!

Rahane LBW, India 5/361 #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/ekFAo9DWt4

148th over: India 359-4 (Rahane 33, Rohit 23) The MCG remains stunned by that Siddle drop. Rohit capitalises, taking Cummins for eight, including a guided thick edge to the third-man fence and a pulled three through midwicket. Endure Siddle’s agony in perpetuity here:

DROPPED! Peter Siddle with a missed opportunity for Australia.

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147th over: India 350-4 (Rahane 32, Rohit 15) Lyon is now looking as dangerous as he has all Test, throwing the ball outside the right-handed pair’s off stump and getting some purchase off the pitch back in. Rohit is beaten on the outside first then on the inside, Australia up in unison for a very handy LBW shout. That might have been worth a referral. No need though because two balls later Rohit top-edges a sweep that Siddle snaffles oh no no no no no no no that is about as poor a drop as you could ever wish to see. And by a Victorian at the MCG. In the Boxing Day Test. Fielding at backward square leg the ball lobbed to the sub fielder - who was only on for that one over while Cummins was being re-strapped - but instead of calmly accepting the dismissal he leapt like a centre-half back taking an intercept mark and the ball spilled from his grasp. Agony for Lyon. He then sees the final ball of his over whistle in the air past short leg.

146th over: India 350-4 (Rahane 32, Rohit 15) Still no noticeable change in intent from India, and against Cummins it’s probably understandable. The big quick is once again on the spot every delivery, occasionally finding a hint of in-swing, occasionally getting one to stay low.

145th over: India 349-4 (Rahane 32, Rohit 14) An excellent testing maiden from Lyon, tossing the ball up into the rough outside Rahane’s off-stump. Here’s some visual proof of Rohit’s escape from the previous over, snapper Collo on the spot.

A gap left in the cordon, you know what comes next. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/WsEkI32yMs

144th over: India 349-4 (Rahane 32, Rohit 14) Cummins resumes his Sisyphean task after the tea interval. This is his 31st over and his figures of 3/59 are testament to his ability to keep India honest throughout two arduous days in the field. It was nearly a four-for but Rohit’s nothing prod outside off resulted in an edge that perfectly bisected the widest slip and gully. Rahane then does well to get some bat on one that keeps worryingly low. From that stabbed stroke a single is run and the 50 partnership celebrated.

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Before play resumes, feel free to check in on the yotting.

Nick Vindin with this report, fresh off the printers.

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36 overs are scheduled for this final session which means once again we will be using the extra half-hour and we’re probably not going to see 90 overs in the day.

Please keep me company, either on Twitter: @JPHowcroft, or by email: jonathan.howcroft.freelance@theguardian.com. Left to my own devices things can go off piste pretty quickly.

Thank you very much Adam, my favourite Mr Collins since Michael, that astronaut everyone forgets about.

143rd over: India 346-4 (Rahane 30, Rohit 13) Rohit won’t be tempted, lunging at Lyon to defend his over from start to end, making it to tea with red ink by his name. All told, a session worth 69 runs for the visitors. They were briefly vulnerable (sort of) when losing Kohli on 82, uppercutting Starc to third man, then Pujara on 106 shortly thereafter, bowled by a Cummins cutter that kept low. But Rahane and Rohit were chanceless through the second hour, their stand already worth 47. Can Australia do as the did after lunch and get a couple of quick ones to enliven the Melbourne crowd once more? Stick with JP Howcroft to find out. I’ll catch you tomorrow, bye for now.

142nd over: India 346-4 (Rahane 30, Rohit 13) Two overs until tea, Marsh to take the one from the southern end. He’s offline early in the over to Rahane, who misses the ball but gets some of his thigh pad onto it, which is more than enough to claim four leg byes with the wicketkeeper Paine up to the pegs. How frustrating for Australia, who looked half a chance to have that vital, big session when claiming Pujara then Johli in a hurry.

141st over: India 340-4 (Rahane 28, Rohit 13) Rahane deals with the bulk of the Lyon over here, only one from it. Ben Jones from CricViz tells me that the Australian offie has never bowled this many balls in an innings without having taken a wicket. Good stat. Andrew Samson on SEN adds that Lyon has only had two 0/100s in his career, both of those coming in Perth against South Africa. Another good stat. He now has 36-4-93-0.

140th over: India 339-4 (Rahane 27, Rohit 13) Paine is up to the stumps for Marsh when Rahane gives Rohit the strike after the first ball, the all-rounder keeping him honest with a straight line and a ring field. The Richies are singing the national anthem between overs. Anthony Hudson on SEN asks Mel Jones if he knows the second verse - she says she does. In Harare this year for the T20 tri-series, they did play the second verse for their opening match against Pakistan. The players didn’t quite know what to do but I embraced the chance to give it a big sing from the press box. No regrets.

139th over: India 338-4 (Rahane 26, Rohit 13) Marsh might have only been on to help swing Lyon around to the members’ end, the off-spinner now throwing it up at Rohit but he can’t inspire a big swipe. Tim Paine on stump mic is urging him to hit a six, and that if he does he will support Rohit’s Mumbai Indians in the IPL. Whatever it takes.

138th over: India 337-4 (Rahane 25, Rohit 13) On comes Mitch Marsh and cue the boos. They’re nowhere near as potent as yesterday but I suspect the strong comments repudiating the nonsense would have only encouraged those who were back for another pop today. It’s a fairly pedestrian start to his new spell, causing no concerns for India.

137th over: India 335-4 (Rahane 25, Rohit 12) Rohit is moving in the right direction now, driving Starc’s first ball for three through cover along the carpet. When the attack-leader goes a touch shorter to Rahane later in the over, he’s cutting again for a couple.
This is very good batting from the vice-captain, who would given anything to find his way to three figures for the first time in 2018 during this final Test of the year.

“Love organic fandom,” Ian Forth says. “West Indian steel bands, The Richies, The Barmy Army. Can’t stand the infantile corporatisation of Fanatics and Buckethead Armies. As we’ve seen over the last 24 hours, it’s pretty clear marketing departments and PR gurus are absolutely clueless, so perhaps they could clear out of the way and leave the game with the people.” Nice whack!

136th over: India 330-4 (Rahane 23, Rohit 9) Another excellent cut from Rahane off Lyon, enough on it this time to make it to the rope out in front of the Indian supporters waving their flags in the Ponsford Stand. Happy with that, Rahane safely defends the rest. This is turning into a handy partnership ahead of tea, the break due in 25 minutes.

135th over: India 326-4 (Rahane 19, Rohit 9) Starc is back, recognition of how good he was just after lunch when opening India up with the short ball. It is the stumps he is going for with Rohit though, hitting the seam a couple of times to cause a bit of concern. The final delivery moves back a long way to the right-hander, lucky not to chop on.

134th over: India 326-4 (Rahane 19, Rohit 9) Singles for Rahane down the ground then Rohit through cover. There’s no evidence of Rohit looking to really take Lyon on, which might be wise given the way he gave his wicket away to him in Adelaide.

133rd over: India 324-4 (Rahane 18, Rohit 8) After taking a few balls to ready himself, Rohit climbs into the Hazlewood short ball and smashes it to the rope at midwicket! Have that, he says.

In his Test career, Rohit Sharma averages 23% attacking strokes - so far today, he's played 7%. It will be a question of when he goes harder, rather than if he will, but Australia will be pleased to have kept him quiet so far. #AUSvIND

132nd over: India 320-4 (Rahane 18, Rohit 4) Lyon keeps Rohit at home here, the number six in defence until the final ball, which he helps down the ground for one.

131st over: India 319-4 (Rahane 18, Rohit 3) Rahane off strike again from the first ball of the new Cummins overs. Rohit is fortunate not to edge a good’un later in the over, zipping away from a good length, but makes contact behind square next up, getting the strike back for Lyon. When will he unleash? This side of tea?

The Richies are doing their thing at the city end of the ground. They have just given ‘I Am Australian’ a burst. It’s the first time I can remember hearing that at this ground since the 1994 Grand Final when The Seekers performed it in the pre-game show.

130th over: India 317-4 (Rahane 17, Rohit 2) Lyon is now on from the southern end, Rohit turning his first ball through the legside for one. Rahane dances and defends before going back to cut against the spin, and doing it really well to pick up a couple. Lyon is going to be more important by the over this afternoon.

This graphic shows Australia's seam bowling performances at home in the past five years. It illustrates that no Test has seen them find both less seam and less swing than they've found in Melbourne over the last two days. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/PLoTr7h54Y

129th over: India 313-4 (Rahane 14, Rohit 1) Hazlewood directs a bumper on the helmet of Rohit to begin, the new man getting out of the way just in time. He’s off the mark from the penultimate ball, pulling one behind square. Rahane has one delivery to face to finish the hour and he strokes it beautifully behind point for four. That’s the Indian vice-captain at his most pristine. On that, they grab a drink.

128th over: India 308-4 (Rahane 10, Rohit 0) This contest a lot more to it now, Rahane’s leading edge found by Cummins but not going to a fielder. The Australian smiles, knowing he is very much a chance of picking up the home side’s third in a hurry. But much like it was in Perth, the Indian vice-captain is not mucking around out there either, driving two past cover then pulling two more to finish.

The flurry of wickets in Melbourne has still only moved the draw down to 63%. The tough conditions for the bowlers, and the lack of false shots - despite the occasional variable bounce - suggest that taking 20 wickets will take too long for either side to grab the win. #AUSvINDhttps://t.co/ZBq1jQfeCp

127th over: India 304-4 (Rahane 6, Rohit 0) It was a nice bit of seam from Cummins away from Pujara, it must be said. But the ball did go under the bat, as this CricViz graphic illustrates quite clearly. Hazlewood now gets his chance for the first time time lunch, replacing Starc. Blimey, and he gets one to take off at Rahane, missing his bat and clearing Paine’s gloves, four byes added. Later on he pulls a single, Rohit then happy enough to defend. It won’t be long before he gets busy - or dies trying.

The ball from Cummins which dismissed Pujara bounced roughly 70cm less than other deliveries from Cummins on the same length. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/QOLLwOlJAJ

126th over: India 299-4 (Rahane 5, Rohit 0) Rohit, back into this side to land knock-out blows in situations just like this, walks out and defends the two remaining deliveries in the successful Cummins set.

Big fan of the Cummins non-celebration and grin at Pujara there. The anti-Brett Lee #AUSvIND

Just like that, they’re both gone! Pujara bowled by a ball that keeps low! Cummins’ celebration - or lack thereof - says it all: this could get nasty to bat on for all the wrong reasons. But the good news as far as the contest today is concerned is that two new man are at the crease with the local bowlers back in the game. That’s worth watching!

BOWLED.

Pujara goes, to one that kept a little low... #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/JShDIC6kcK

125th over: India 298-3 (Pujara 106, Rahane 4) Shot. Rahane out of the blocks with a forceful slap through cover, a ball short of a length that never got up. Pujara did as he does best for the rest of the set, doing his best to exhaust Starc as soon as possible.

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124th over: India 295-3 (Pujara 106, Rahane 1) Very good over from Cummins to back up Starc, attacking the stumps of Rahane then Pujara. Going back to that Kohli wicket, it was a fine set up by Starc, really getting his radar right on the short ball on a handful of occasions since lunch before the wicket ball arrived.

123rd over: India 293-3 (Pujara 105, Rahane 0) Finch didn’t miss his moment either, showing the ball to the Bay 13 loyalists. With one ball to face, Rahane copped a nasty one on the hip from Starc that he just managed to keep down. Life in this, at last!

A WICKET!

Starc gets Kohli caught in the deep! #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/gBUwbzVNki

The short ball gets the wicket! Kohli uppercuts to third man to Aaron Finch, taking the catch in front of Bay 13! The ball after pulling another short one with authority to the rope. The crowd are now chanting “Finchy”, the Victorian making his first major impression on his home ground as a Test player a very good one.

122nd over: India 285-2 (Pujara 104, Kohli 75) What is that you say? A bat beaten? You bet it is, Pujara nearly undone by a Cummins off-cutter that never really cuts. It even gets to Paine’s gloves at a catchable height, unlike a ball earlier in the over that evaded the ‘keeper on the bounce, spilling away for a bye.

121st over: India 284-2 (Pujara 104, Kohli 75) Starc resumes his short-pitched attack, Kohli taking the bait from the second ball but he doesn’t get it off the square. His pull later in the over is much more convincing, keeping the strike with the single. Is that “boring” that I can hear the crowd chanting between balls? Or Warnie? Anyone sitting in the outer with better hearing than me?

120th over: India 283-2 (Pujara 104, Kohli 74) Kohli leaves, defends then clips Cummins with complete ease for three forward of square, pulling up just before the rope. It’s hot out there but the captain is racing between the wickets; an all-run four could easily have been achieved had he been running with himself rather than Pujara.

“Pathetic individual I am,” begins Dominic Piper. “Despite living in Australia for more than 20 years, having an Australian wife and Australian kids I still enjoy nothing more than seeing their attack blunted and out of luck at the MCG. It’s taking all my efforts not to put my 2010/11 Ashes DVD on during the session breaks.”

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119th over: India 280-2 (Pujara 104, Kohli 71) A couple out behind square for Kohli so Starc goes straight upstairs to begin his fresh spell. It’s a touch interesting that he’s only bowled 20 of the 119 overs sent down in this innings. It nearly works at Pujara after the captain gets off strike, his glove struck flush with the ball ballooning to backward square leg... but there is nobody there. “It is the first time they have used that strategy against Pujara,” Isa Guha notes on the telly. “And he’s on 104.” Well said. To finish the over, he nearly gloves one to Paine down the legside, lucky not to make contact. And there it is, the end of the most eventful over of the day.

Some more DK here on Seven’s twitter. I can’t wait to watch it all.

Did you know Dennis Lillee's iconic dismissal of Viv Richards on Boxing Day had its roots years earlier in a state game? #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/abaiqP4fjp

118th over: India 277-2 (Pujara 103, Kohli 69) It can only be disheartening for Cummins when bowling at Pujara’s big blade, defending the full offerings then turning off the hip when trying to give it some bite. So much for having to play himself back in.

“Scott Morrison begins to turn around polling numbers after announcing a royal commission into the Boxing Day pitch,” jokes Tom Middleton. I’ve heard crazier.

The players are back on the field. Pujara (103) and Kohli (69) returning to do their thing with India 277-2. Pat Cummins has the ball in his hand from the Great Southern Stand End. PLAY!

“Greetings, Adam.” Hello there, Seventh Horcrux. “So far, it’s been a good match to follow as an Indian supporter. However, I’d like to mention that people around me saying that we have lesser runs on the board than ideal reminds me of a phrase fellow Liverpool loyals repeat often: Never Unclench. 6 points clear at the halfway stage? Doesn’t matter. 2 down in the first innings at lunch on Day 2? Doesn’t matter.”

“The Dennis Lillee interview,” writes Tom Middleton, “was the most enjoyable part of the cricket broadcast over the last 27 hours.” He was on Seven with Bruce during the break. Here is a taste of it from their feed. I’ll post more as they do.

"The greatest player I've ever seen."

- Dennis Lillee on his battles with Sir Garry Sobers #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/Fl6th6QRMN

There was a bit going on in Kevin Roberts’ chat on SEN earlier. He’s pretty good at not giving a grab that’s overly problematic but it is quite clear that he would rather Smith and Bancroft avoided Boxing Day for their big Foxtel interviews.

Cricket Australia CEO Kevin Roberts has admitted there is a "sense of urgency" relating to the regeneration of the MCG pitch | https://t.co/BwF2OrfYfj | #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/o1WpoBiIUl

Very, very strong opinions from Michael Slater & Ricky Ponting on Cameron Bancroft's interview #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/14f5P3vtbc

G’day from the ‘G. Thanks, Geoffers. That may have been the least attacking of Pujara’s tons (so CricViz tells me, in terms of strokes played) but it didn’t detract from it one bit. His powers of concentration really are up there with anyone to play the modern game. Along with Kohli, they are preparing to drive the hosts into the dirt as the day matures.

We all know that the mighty OBO works best when you tell me what you think along the way. You can do that through the usual channels via email or the idiot machine. Yes, this might end up being a long and tiring day. But let’s experience it together.

Flash-forward to the Percy Beames Bar in three days time. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/3PtMO6XsBb

If you’re going off the scoreboard alone, 62 runs added in the session is pretty painful. It was entertaining for the first hour though, as a good duel developed between Cummins and Starc and the batsmen. It got a bit more attritional, if I dare, afterwards. That works for India, as mentioned – the longer they bat, the harder it’ll be for Australia. But as crazy as it sounds, the visiting side still need runs. Collapses can happen any time, and if they suddenly found themselves out for 350 by tea, they’d be in a fairly weak position given the conditions. Hopefully things can go up a gear or two after the break.

Adam Collins will be your escort for that session, and from me until tomorrow it’s adios.

117th over: India 2-277 (Pujara 103, Kohli 69) Nearly a catch! Mitchell Marsh can only grin and shake his head. He’s got a curious fielding position, with Aaron Finch right on the paint at point, about fifteen paces from the bat, wearing a helmet. Kohli stretched forward at a ball, gets a thick edge with the aid of a bit of away swing, it looked like, and the edge flies just to the right of Finch. He dived across but couldn’t reach it. Kohli gets a single to move to 69, but it did not look comfortable. Finch asks Marsh if he wants the field moved a bit, but Marsh shakes his head. That would have been a highly unusual dismissal in that position. Also unusual is a wide called for a ball outside off that looked fine, and a no-ball called on the front foot, which basically never happens. So four runs from the over in the end, and that is sandwich time.

116th over: India 2-273 (Pujara 102, Kohli 68) Pujara happy to be equally circumspect against Lyon, except for glancing a couple of runs away fine. Three minutes till lunch.

115th over: India 2-271 (Pujara 100, Kohli 68) Kohli keeps up his python routine. Squeeze the life out of them. Keep them out there in this heat all day. Lunch is approaching, too. So he blocks out another over of Mitchell Marsh.

114th over: India 2-271 (Pujara 100, Kohli 68) He’s only bloody gone and done it, hasn’t he?! Two centuries in the series for Cheteshwar Pujara. He hasn’t had the happiest career away from home, but now he has seven centuries in away Tests, and two of them in three matches here. Friendly conditions to do it in, sure, but you’ve still got to do it. I can’t imagine you or I would last very long out there against Australia’s bowlers.

He raises this one with a slightly uncultured whack down the ground – straight bat but a real thwack of the ball as Lyon pitched full. It worked, and that’s all that matters for the batsman. Lyon threw back his head in frustration at having conceded the milestone runs, probably hoping to bring pressure to bear by denying them for as long as possible.

113th over: India 2-267 (Pujara 96, Kohli 68) Marsh, to Kohli, who plays a kind of wristy slap, as though he were punishing the ball for being too wide. Naughty ball. Only gets a single, because they have a deep point out for him. And a third man. I don’t quite get it, he hasn’t played an aggressive stroke to this point all day. One slip, one gully, two covers, mid off, mid on, long leg. Pujara glances a single in that direction to move to 96.

112th over: India 2-265 (Pujara 95, Kohli 67) Kohli drives to long on again, he’s done that repeatedly against Lyon today. Singles each time. Pujara sees out the rest. He’s in no hurry to try for his hundred.

111th over: India 2-264 (Pujara 95, Kohli 66) Time for the relief bowler. Mitchell Marsh begins his heavy-footed tread to the bowling crease. Imagine being Mitch Marsh’s housemate if he had the room upstairs. Thud, whack, crash. You’d have to sleep when he was at training. His first over is on the money, straight and direct and blocked away by Pujara, the only score a brace into the gap at cover.

110th over: India 2-262 (Pujara 93, Kohli 66) Down the pitch again, and this time Pujara drives Lyon through the on side to pick up three.

Bad news for Australia: Pujara has reached the 90s on 18 occasions in Tests. He’s only been out once, against Australia last year on that goat track in Bangalore where his 92 was worth double.

109th over: India 2-259 (Pujara 90, Kohli 66) Officially confirmed: Kohli is in for the long haul. He wants to bat for three days, and either ensure the draw or leave Australia 700 behind and see if they fall over. This over from Hazlewood is met entirely with leaves.

108th over: India 2-259 (Pujara 90, Kohli 66) Pujara doesn’t let the outfield cost him this time, as he comes down the pitch to Lyon again and drives harder this time, out through cover for four. He’s been the dominant partner today, and he’s looked terrific doing it. Now he’s into the 90s.

107th over: India 2-255 (Pujara 86, Kohli 66) A cry of exultation goes up, involuntarily, from those around me as Kohli plays a straight drive. The sound was something like “Cawwwwrrrr!” The shot deserved it. Hazlewood bowls a bit too straight, a bit too full, scrambling the seam, the ball maybe sticking a touch in his hand. Kohli sends it past his batting partner and the umpire with the straightest of blades. Four.

106th over: India 2-251 (Pujara 86, Kohli 62) Down the track comes Pujara and drives Lyon through cover. The outfield has been pretty slow all match, and the batsmen run three. Kohli takes another run with his release shot to long on. Another little team milestone ticks by.

105th over: India 2-247 (Pujara 83, Kohli 61) Hazlewood to Kohli, another maiden to a watchful batsman.

If you want something to listen to while you read about this gently meandering match, you can try this interview that your OBO companions for today did with Harsha Bhogle, the celebrated Indian commentator. An in-depth talk about his life in broadcasting, and how he pulled it off, starting with taking the bus across town to a cricket match at the age of 19 and asking for a job.

104th over: India 2-247 (Pujara 83, Kohli 61) We’ve had 31 runs in the hour so far, and now another single from Lyon’s over. It’s not racing along, I’ll grant you.

“Meanwhile the impeccable Trent Boult has taken 6 for 4 this morning to clean up Sri Lanka. That’s twenty wickets in less than four sessions in Christchurch. Best wishes,” emails Tim Hare. Yes, it’s fast forward cricket over there – first innings scores of 178 and 104 between the teams, and now NZ is batting again. Not just that, but Tim Southee is one lusty blow away from equalling Sachin Tendulkar for sixes hit in Test cricket. Tendulkar smashed 69. Nice indeed.

103rd over: India 2-246 (Pujara 83, Kohli 60) Incongruous, is Pujara. He’ll play the most patient, careful, watchful innings, but give him shortness and width and he’ll try to uppercut over the cordon every time. Hazlewood does so, but the ball climbs too steeply and Pujara is off his feet, leaping, trying to get his bat up to shoulder height, and failing to make contact. That’s bounce again, as Ian Forth notes in an email.

“The pitch has got plenty of bounce, hasn’t it? Is some of the hand wringing a product of India having the old school skills to come through the first day which opposition sides have traditionally failed to do?” Perhaps, and also hand-wringing from having been burned in the past. Viv Richards being knocked off the MCG wall by Ali Cook will take a long time to heal.

102nd over: India 2-246 (Pujara 83, Kohli 60) Pujara blocks out most of the Lyon over before taking a late single.

101st over: India 2-245 (Pujara 82, Kohli 60) The Indian captain is living a charmed life – he was dropped by Paine off Starc yesterday, and now he edges another ball, this one from Hazlewood, just past second slip. Gets his first boundary of the day for it.

Lee Henderson gives a cheerful good morning on email and has sent me this reverie. It’s rather delightful, even if I don’t think it’s core premise holds true for the compelling contest of this session.

He sent it as regular paragraphs, but I think we can break this into blank verse.

100th over: India 2-241 (Pujara 82, Kohli 56) Now comes that cheer from the most populated corner of the Southern Stand again, as the unlikely local here, Nathan Lyon, is announced to bowl. Cummins has a well-earned rest at backward square leg. Harris is at deep square leg. Kohli gets off strike to long-on. The bat-pad catcher is on the off side for Pujara. There are two midwickets and a deeper set mid-on to stop Che playing with the spin to work a single.

99th over: India 2-240 (Pujara 82, Kohli 55) Finally a bowling change after nearly 45 minutes this morning, and it’s Josh Hazlewood to begin. Interesting, and a good move I thought, that Cummins was preferred to start off this morning. Could easily have brought a wicket. Pujara is happy to see off Long Tall Josh’s first effort.

98th over: India 2-240 (Pujara 82, Kohli 55) A patience game now from Cummins. Hangs four balls out in the channel and Kohli leaves them all. The following bouncer is straight and too high and this time Kohli is under it easy and early and casually. Defends the last ball.

97th over: India 2-240 (Pujara 82, Kohli 55) A boundary from Pujara, he has a couple today where Kohli has none. Opens the face to Starc deliberately I fancy, and slices the drive along the ground through the gully gap, reaching for a wider ball. Starc zings a bouncer past his gloves.

Gary’s on the tweets. And fair call here. It’s all so vague, isn’t it? So undefined.

Pitches!! Why are there no proper metrics @GeoffLemonSport? Unless you can name something and then measure it, you can't evaluate it. And if you can't evaluate it, it's very hard to effect change with certainty.

96th over: India 2-236 (Pujara 78, Kohli 55) For the third time, hello. I’m starting to feel like Lionel Richie here. There is enough juice in the pitch to give Cummins a decent bouncer. It was too high to threaten Kohli in the end, but he was very ungainly in going under it, there was a hint of flinch in that. This after Cummins had beaten his edge yet again. Lyon may have dismissed Kohli more than anyone, but Cummins is the bowler who makes him look uncomfortable.

95th over: India 2-235 (Pujara 77, Kohli 55) On goes Starc. Pujara leaves where he can, defends the shorter balls when he must. Looks so in control even when batting isn’t fun. Another ball that over takes off through to Paine. If a bowler can get one of those to go at a batsman’s gloves... Pujara works a single fine from the last ball.

“Is it still a cat sick pitch?” emails Andrew Benton. “A wombat wee pitch? A platypus poo pitch? A koala krap pitch? Maybe a dingo doo pitch? It’s important to know these things you know, brings it all to life... natural life.”

94th over: India 2-234 (Pujara 76, Kohli 55) The perils of speaking too soon. About comfortable batsmen I mean. Cummins draws another false shot from Kohli who gets an edged single, then rushes through Pujara and hits him on the hip for a leg bye. And to follow beats Kohli with a beauty. Lovely stuff, but it doesn’t mean much if it doesn’t get him out. Kohli is the type who’s happy to weather the storm, however long it lasts. He collects another couple of leg byes to close the over.

“Can you explain to me why the MCG wicket is continually like this?” asks Ruth Purdue. “It feels like every year now.” Mainly because it’s a very old wicket square, and the soil is old and tired. They’re laying a new square after this summer. But I don’t think this pitch is anywhere near as bad as last year. There has been some life for the bowlers.

93rd over: India 2-230 (Pujara 76, Kohli 54) Hello again! Starc gets some swing away from Kohli, who plays an airy drive that ends up missing by a margin. The ball then takes off again, as one did from a fuller length yesterday, and Paine catches it above his head, startled and falling backwards with the take. Starc tries the same again, but a bit closer to the stumps, and Kohli drives. “Shot!” say various people around me, which is obligatory from a spectator when the ball goes through cover, but it wasn’t that good a shot. It made a clunky tinny sound off the bat, mistimed off the outside half, and dribbled away for three without ever threatening the boundary.

92nd over: India 2-227 (Pujara 76, Kohli 51) Cummins settles into another lovely bit of work. Draws a couple of defensive shots from Pujara, sends him downstairs with a bouncer, then beats his edge. Classy stuff, maybe his first over was a matter of getting warmed up.

91st over: India 2-227 (Pujara 76, Kohli 51) Hello, Starc is getting the new(ish) ball to swing. So it’s not all a batsman’s paradise out there. Pujara gets a fat edge into the ground and through the cordon for a lucky four, then another ball hooping at his legs that he gets enough bat on to find three through a leg-side gap. Runs coming, but on the bowler’s terms.

90th over: India 2-219 (Pujara 69, Kohli 50) And it will be Cummins to begin, bowling from the Great Southern Stand end of the MCG. No milestone dramas for the Indian captain, as Kohli drives fluently through midwicket for three to raise his fifty. Pujara gave him the opportunity by handing him strike with a single to take his own score to 69. Nice. Ominously for Australia, India’s batsmen already look very settled on this surface.

Pat Cummins was the only one to extract success from the pitch yesterday, and he did so with sheer brute force. Slammed in his short deliveries and got something, though I suspect both his wickets came from batsmen expecting the short ball to get up higher than it did, and being caught halfway through evasion when the ball stayed a bit lower. Still, Cummins has quickly become Australia’s mainstay when things get really tough. He’s the one who just keeps bashing away and often finds a way through.

Here’s the take from one Vic quick. But then, they are going to scrap it and start again, as of next year with an entirely relaid wicket square.

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Now then. The pitch. A lot of people have been piling in already, saying that it’s dull and dead and dross. Maybe it is, but I’d like to wait a couple more days before drawing that conclusion. It’s certainly a bit slow, but Mayank Agarwal said it was doing a bit early, to coin a phrase, on day one, and perhaps it has a few tricks in store.

Stinker. Scorcher. (Sailor, Spy?) Not quite, just describing the day here in Melbourne. It’s going to be a hot, hot, hot one. India have the opportunity to keep Australia in the field for most of it, if Cheteshwar Pujara and Virat Kohli can take advantage of the conditions and bat on. And on. And on. The track looked flat yesterday but there were a few unpredictable deliveries, so perhaps they’ll play a part as we go on.

That said, Virat Kohli is a monster when resuming an innings from an overnight break. Here are some compelling numbers.

Ref my previous Tweet, this is what @imVkohli has done when he's resumed overnight in recent times. #AUSvIND@7Cricketpic.twitter.com/Cgryvi2bxV

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26th over: India 48-5 (Agarwal 28, Pant 1) Plenty of chat from Tim Paine to Rishabh Pant during this Lyon over. Expect to see plenty of stories about it on social media in a matter of seconds. Something about encouraging the big-hitter to join the Hobart Hurricanes, babysitting, and other examples of banter. “Liquid gold,” according to James Brayshaw. It almost has the desired effect too. Pant blocks five Lyon deliveries but launching at the last, squirting a mistimed drive into the offside.

25th over: India 47-5 (Agarwal 28, Pant 0) Hazlewood has eased into his work after a disappointing start, and a measure of his confidence is a couple of well-directed short balls that Agarwal does well to survive. He evades the first then wears the second on his gloves, prompting a visit from the physio.

@jphowcroft can you explain the bannerman discussion please? Have tuned in late...

24th over: India 47-5 (Agarwal 28, Pant 0) Lyon remains wicketless but he has been the partner bowler for both Cummins and Hazlewood, building pressure, keeping India on their toes with a spell of very clever off-spin.

Matt Page is the happiest man in Australia, if not the world right now! #ResultPitch

23rd over: India 44-5 (Agarwal 25, Pant 0) This match continues to career into absurd territory. Meanwhile here are two opinions without judgement:

This isn't commentating by Shane Warne on Fox, it's cheerleading @JPHowcroft. Mike Hussey is talking to him like he's a child.

Cummins is replaced by Hazlewood and the change works almost immediately. Just short of a good length outside off stump - typical Hazlewood areas - and Rohit can’t resist an ambitious cut shot despite the ball cramping him up. The outcome is a healthy edge that Shaun Marsh clutches to his chest at first slip. What a day.

WICKET: Sharma is out for 5.

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22nd over: India 44-4 (Agarwal 25, Rohit 5) Lyon has now perhaps overtaken Cummins as Australia’s greatest threat. He’s flighting the ball menacingly into the footmarks outside Rohit’s off stump and provoking a series of uncomfortable inside edges and LBW appeals.

Bannerman-watch update from Ian Forth: “Agarwal is behind on the Bannerman Duckworth-Lewis. When India get to 50, his par BD-L is 34.”

21st over: India 43-4 (Agarwal 25, Rohit 4) A rare boundary for India, Agarwal using soft hands to guide Cummins to third-man off a thick outside edge. Seven overs or half an hour remaining in this ridiculous day.

20th over: India 37-4 (Agarwal 19, Rohit 4) Lyon has performed the wingman role for Cummins and once again he keeps India on their toes with a teasing over.

19th over: India 35-4 (Agarwal 18, Rohit 3) Cummins continues to charge in, mixing up his lengths, the short balls keeping India’s batsmen on the crease, the fuller ones targeting the pads. Agarwal survives a loud LBW call, which is good news for fans of Bannerman-watch.

Agarwal unseating Bannerman is what the curators need here - it’s also what cricket needs.

18th over: India 34-4 (Agarwal 18, Rohit 2) Panic is spreading like a fever around the Indian team. You wouldn’t think they had a 326 run lead. The latest display of mayhem is a near run out, Agarwal making his ground following Rohit’s anxious call but he would have perished with a direct hit.

On the first two days of this Test, a wicket fell once every 25 overs. Today, one had fallen once every 24 minutes. #AUSvIND

33,447 at MCG today and in this Cummins spell they've been louder than at any other stage of the match #AusvInd

17th over: India 33-4 (Agarwal 18, Rohit 1) Terrific entertainment. After the attrition of days one and two day three has delivered in spades.

Even when Kohli gets out for a duck, he improves India's chances of winning @JPHowcroft

16.2 over: India 33-4 (Agarwal 18, Rohit 1) No hat-trick for Cummins, but he wasn’t far off! Again it’s an ordinary delivery on an Indian batsman’s hip but this time Rohit middles it beyond the dive of Harris at leg gully. Something weird has gripped the MCG in the last few minutes.

A metre from a Pat Cummins hat-trick. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/9gQb5D3Qwm

@JPHowcroft This is like when you play a video game, figure out that one move that works, and then keep doing it. #AUSvIND

WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!??? Cummins is on a hat-trick! Dross ball, leaking down the leg-side, but Rahane plays an awkward sort-of-pull that results in a glove behind the wicket that Paine gobbles up with ease. The MCG is bouncing. It’s not game on though, is it?

16th over: India 32-3 (Agarwal 18, Rahane 1) This flurry of wickets may not matter a great deal in the context of the match, but they are just reward for Pat Cummins who has bowled superbly all series, especially in the first innings here where he toiled largely in vain.

Nobody who has dismissed Virat Kohli 4+ times in Test cricket has done so with a better strike rate (44.5) or average (15.25) than Pat Cummins. #AUSvIND

WHAT IS GOING ON!!? Cummins has Kohli for a duck, in exactly the same fashion as he dismissed Pujara. This is bizarre. India’s two premier batsmen perishing in the same over, both flicking harmless deliveries straight to the unconventionally placed fielder behind square on the leg side. Barmy.

WICKET: Kohli is out for a duck!

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Silly old Cummins taking wickets here, giving India more time to bowl Australia out and win the Test. Come on, Pat. Think! #AUSvIND

The comeback continues! Cummins again, this time sending down a rare fuller delivery that Pujara shovels to the waiting Harris at shortish backward square leg.

OUT. @patcummins gets a second, and Pujara goes for ... a duck!#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/xkzNMNaWJR

14th over: India 28-1 (Agarwal 15, Pujara 0) Lyon is bowling well but with no reward, coming close to inducing a bat-pad chance from Agarwal and also pinning him on the back foot LBW. Excellent maiden over.

Olly’s back with some chirp. “I don’t mean to dominate proceedings but I can’t sleep so am following the action. I wanted to ask whether the Aussie authorities are able to deter the local seagulls because of the proliferation of ducks?”. Shots fired.

13th over: India 28-1 (Agarwal 15, Pujara 0) “It remains an abiding mystery that Australia can be in the most parlous state either side of an Ashes down under and England in supreme form, but, for the six weeks of the Ashes Aussie bowlers who have been unfit or unselectable for five or ten years hit unprecedented veins of form (Harris, Cummins, Johnson) while world class Poms (Pietersen, Trott, Trescothick, Vaughan, Flintoff, Thorpe, Jones, Gough, Stokes, Swann, Prior etc etc) find novel and/or ridiculous methods to render themselves useless.” Ian Forth responding to Olly’s earlier Ashes missive with some mental disintegration.

All four of Vihari's Test dismissals against pace have come to deliveries pitching short of a good length. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/MBIw3HvPiT

Cummins adopts a short-ball approach to Vihari and eventually it pays dividends, the Indian opener failing to deal with a far from unplayable delivery with the ball kissing the shoulder of the bat and looping to Khawaja in the gully.

WICKET: Vihari is out for 13.

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12th over: India 28-0 (Vihari 13, Agarwal 15) Ooh, Agarwal gets away with one, scooping an ugly slog just over short midwicket despite aiming to send the ball wristily through the covers. Lyon Australia’s most dangerous bowler so far.

11th over: India 26-0 (Vihari 12, Agarwal 14) The MCG has done a remarkable job of ridding the arena of seagulls (especially compared to AAMI Park over the road which is infested by the blighters on a nightly basis) but one interrupts proceedings during Pat Cummins’ first over of the innings. Yeah, we’ve reached that point in the match where avian activity is more interesting than the cricket. India lead by 318 with ten second wickets in hand.

10th over: India 24-0 (Vihari 11, Agarwal 13) Another unremarkable Hazlewood over sees the score advance by one run. 17 overs left today, 80 minutes remaining in which to bowl them.

Olly, an England fan, is licking his lips at Australia’s travails at the MCG. “While a lot of us are off work for a few days can we launch some kind of collective effort to invent a time machine so that we can go back (or is it forward) and play the Ashes now rather than last year. India are top, top class but playing this bunch of ordinary Aussies I think we would avoid a whitewash.” I do enjoy how splendidly English the optimism is - avoiding a whitewash being the summit of ambition.

9th over: India 23-0 (Vihari 10, Agarwal 13) Lyon’s promising opening over did not go unnoticed by Agarwal who welcomes the Australian spinner’s second effort by lofting a drive over mid-on for four. The field is immediately shuffled to a more defensive formation and Agarwal dead bats the remainder of the over.

8th over: India 19-0 (Vihari 10, Agarwal 9) Hazlewood has tightened his line from outside off to stump-to-stump. It’s a much more productive approach, especially with the odd one keeping low and forcing nervous defensive jabs.

Virat Kohli doffing his hat to Jasprit Bumrah in recognition of the quick’s superb 6/33. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/jPckFyp0NY

7th over: India 19-0 (Vihari 10, Agarwal 9) Lyon is invited to find out how stiff his bowling action is following his workload of previous days, and he responds superbly, finding prodigious bounce and no little turn, befuddling both openers in a promising over.

Just 4% of the deliveries Mitchell Starc has bowled in this Test match would have hit or clipped the stumps. That is the lowest figure he's ever recorded in a Test. #AUSvIND

6th over: India 18-0 (Vihari 9, Agarwal 9) Just the single from a routine Hazlewood over.

“Jonathan,” yes, Paul Blundell? “A) Could we just drop Alyssa Healy and Meg Lanning in the top order and see how we go? B) Why is everyone suddenly obsessed by Maxwell? Do we just want another Shaun Marsh to hate?”.

5th over: India 17-0 (Vihari 8, Agarwal 9) Starc does hit his straps at least once this over, testing Agarwal with a tidy bouncer. Around that the news isn’t so good. Vihari nudging three off his hip, Agarwal four off his pads.

Most Test wickets in debut year
45 - Jasprit Bumrah (2018)
42 - Terry Alderman (1981) & Curtly Ambrose (1988)#AusvInd#AusvsInd

4th over: India 10-0 (Vihari 5, Agarwal 5) No alarms yet for India with both openers looking confident at the crease and Australia struggling to put the ball in the right areas consistently. This is a dispiriting little session for the Aussie quicks.

The 292-run lead that India hold at Melbourne is the third highest they've ever held at the halfway mark of Tests in SENA countries. #AUSvIND

3rd over: India 8-0 (Vihari 4, Agarwal 4) Starc shifts around the wicket and is immediately more threatening angling the ball into Vihari’s body. Maiden over.

Australia's collective batting averages in this series:
Nos.1-5: 24.44
Nos.6-10: 25.52#AUSvIND

2nd over: India 8-0 (Vihari 4, Agarwal 4) Hazlewood’s radar is also skewiff in his opening over and he also goes for four, this one much a more pleasing effort with Agarwal striding to meet the pitch of the ball and calmly stroking an elegant boundary through extra cover.

@JPHowcroft ABC Grandstand played Loser by Beck in the lead in to the Australian second innings. Coincidence?

1st over: India 4-0 (Vihari 4, Agarwal 0) Starc begins over the wicket to the right-handed Vihari, never troubling the batsman and conceding four with a late chopped cut that scuttles through gully. Meanwhile, Starc’s wife Alyssa Healy has just ended her WBBL knock for Sydney Sixers unbeaten on 112.

Ian Forth has logged on. “Do not tempt me with your Favourite Collins theme rabbit holes, Jonathan. Instead, permit me to observe that for Mitch Marsh today it has been a case Jadeja vu.”

Two days in the field in searing heat, just two sessions off today, and Australia’s overworked attack are back out in the middle of the MCG bowling to a 292 run deficit. Yuk.

Jeez. Australia's bowlers haven't even had a full day off. Be interesting to watch the speed gun now. #AUSvIND

Just the light roller for India during the innings break, real-time trolling from Kohli.

What an outstanding bowling effort from India and a really special effort from Jasprit Bumrah. He has been the best bowler on display across both sides by some distance and has put India in a really dominating position #AusvIndpic.twitter.com/sP3A05b4Ti

A very very very very bad day at the office for Australia.

Kohli has opted NOT TO ENFORCE THE FOLLOW ON and India will have another bat, already leading by 292 runs.

Well, that didn’t last long. From around the wicket Bumrah fires one full and into Hazlewood’s pads, the ball ricochet’s onto the stumps with enough momentum to dislodge a solitary bail. Superb performance from India and Jasprit Bumrah in particular.

Bumrah’s on the honour’s board. Full, straight, fast, angling in from wide of the crease and sending down a ball that’s too good for Nathan Lyon. The attempted flick to leg is inadequate, the pad is thundered into and Ian Gould’s finger raises without hesitation. THE END IS NIGH!

65th over: Australia 147-8 (Starc 7, Lyon 0) Jadeja, as is his penchant, is whipping through his spell, and in this over he suffocates Mitchell Starc with a speedy maiden, the final delivery of which comes perilously close to skimming the outside edge. Jadeja is the bowling equivalent of an infant tapping you on the shoulder asking “are we nearly there yet?” on a long car journey.

This might be a bit better if Glenn Maxwell was wearing his whites and baggy green on the MCG instead of Toyota commercials during the ad breaks.

64th over: Australia 147-8 (Starc 7, Lyon 0) Beautiful from Bumrah. Awful from Australia. Will Kohli enforce the follow on?

India have bowled better than Australia. According to CricViz's Wicket Probability Model, India's deliveries would have - on average - taken a wicket every 50 deliveries, whilst Australia's would have taken a wicket every 63. #AUSvIND

Bumrah has four! After Starc nudges a single Paine fishes at one just short of a good length outside off stump and tickles an edge through to Pant. With the ball dying on him the keeper made no mistake with a very low diving catch.

63rd over: Australia 146-7 (Paine 22, Starc 6) A single by Starc followed by five dot balls from Paine as Jadeja begins play after Tea.

@JPHowcroft I only got through 5 min of Jimmy yesterday, but after today's Aust batting performance I could probably manage an hour..

Please keep me company, either on Twitter - @JPHowcroft- or by email - jonathan.howcroft.freelance@theguardian.com.

Don’t make me post ten hours of Jimmy Barnes screaming again, because I will. Here’s the source of that remixed absurdity, in case you were wondering.

This over-by-over could be over early.

33 more overs are scheduled in the day, which means we’ll be tipping beyond 5.30pm again but may not need to go all the way to 6pm. Showers are forecast for days four and five, so there may be some hope yet of Australia salvaging an unlikely draw.

Well, this has escalated quickly, hasn’t it? Two days of laborious Test cricket have given way to a match rattling along at a fair clip.

India’s brains trust appear to have got their selection and strategy spot on, judging the potential of this surface to perfection and exposing Australia’s frailties with bat in hand.

This is usually good advice, but especially so for Australian fans given the circumstances at the MCG.

Stop what you're doing NOW and watch Alyssa Healy put on an absolute clinic at Hurstville!

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Thank you very much Adam, my favourite Mr Collins since Ripper, the 14-time NWA Hawaii Tag Team Championship wrestler.

62nd over: Australia 145-7 (Paine 22, Starc 5) It is all happening between overs with the Indian fans filing down into the old Bay 13 where the Australians have been chanting at Kohli for a while now. Nothing wrong with any of this, of course, but the police are watching on closely. Starc gets off the mark with a four through the cordon, edging Shami with a drive played well away from his body the ball after an lbw shout is turned down. “Kohli’s a wanker” now rings out in both the Southern and Northern Stands, as has been the custom at the ‘G since the days of Richard Hadlee. Again, nothing wrong with that. India don’t rush through the over to get another in from Jadeja, so that’s tea with Australia still 298 runs behind and in major strife.

That’s also my cue to hand the OBO baton to JP Howcroft. Please do keep him company over the next couple of hours as Australia try to avoid the follow-on. Bye for now!

62nd over: Australia 138-7 (Paine 20, Starc 0) The wicket brings the Indian crowd to life, just as the locals were growing in voice. Jadeja goes close to making it two in two overs, beating Paine’s edge by no more than a centimetre. The visitors should get another two overs in before tea. Australia still need 106 further runs to avoid following on.

Losing a review doesn’t bother Shami in the slightest, beating Cummins three balls later with a good’un that crashes into off-stump after moving in but not as much as the Australian expected. That’s reward for an excellent over of reverse swing.

61st over: Australia 138-7 (Paine 20)

IS PAINE LBW? India have sent it upstairs to find out after the on-field official said no. It looked high. NOT OUT! The Shami delivery was going over the top of leg stump. Helluva ball, mind, coming back a mile at the captain. That’s proper reverse swing.

60th over: Australia 137-6 (Paine 19, Cummins 17) Jadeja has lost a little a bit of bite compared to his early overs after lunch, Cummins nailing a cover drive to the rope from the first ball of this new set. It’s the shot of the session, that’s for sure. Lovely. He’s sturdy in defence for the rest. As the below video demonstrates, he’s been a very busy boy over the last couple of days. Impressive stuff, this.

Some popping numbers on distance covered by the Australian bowlers

A big thank you to @CricketAus for providing the numbers for use on the touch screen with @copes9#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/bTUqHoXJT6

59th over: Australia 133-6 (Paine 19, Cummins 13) Nice shot, Cummins controlling a drive through cover off Ishant. To finish, he takes another to point with Paine running hard down to the danger end. These two have added 30 in 92 balls together. The groundsman runs out between overs to thump a bit of turf down in the run up. $9671.40 is the fine for running on the ground if you are a patron, the scoreboard reminds us during this brief delay. Beneath us, it sounds like the Aussie fans are giving a bit of stick to the Bharat Army who are sitting behind the football goals at the city end. In response, they are going with the old favourite: “SCOREBOARD!” Good stuff.

58th over: Australia 130-6 (Paine 19, Cummins 10) Cummins clips one early in the Jadeja over and Paine does the business for the rest. No inch given, and so on.

Since the Ashes there has been just one Australian century, compared to eight opposition tons.

That's 8.5 Tests with just one centurion (Khawaja in UAE). #AUSvIND@FoxCricket

57th over: Australia 129-6 (Paine 19, Cummins 9) Ishant to Paine with half an hour remaining in the session. The attack leader is getting plenty of reverse swing back to the home captain before sending one away, which Paine misses off the back foot. Ishant is the man most likely at the moment with this old ball.

56th over: Australia 129-6 (Paine 19, Cummins 9) Jadeja again changing ends, back to where he started down now again striding in from the Great Southern Stand. He gives some air to Cummins to decides to open up the arms and drive, albeit from the outside half of the bat, but it is through a gap and safely through backward point for four.

55th over: Australia 123-6 (Paine 18, Cummins 5) Ishant back on from the Members’ end, after a one over spell before drinks that looked fairly threatening. He’s getting the old ball moving around from the get-go here, hooping away from Paine then back into his pads. He’s off strike with one behind square, Cummins leaving the bumper to finish.

“At least Tim Paine and Pat Cummins are showing some application,” emails Greg Kent “Where are the batsmen? Oh that’s right. Back in the shed. Paine kept for every ball over two days, Cummins bowled 30 overs and got the figures, then they are back out batting within two hours. How about some spine batsmen?”

54th over: Australia 122-6 (Paine 17, Cummins 5) Vihari vs Paine is turning into a nice little stoush, the part-timer looking quite a bit better than that so far today. Cripes, a run out chance to finish, the captain taking on Pujara’s arm at mid-off. There is no direct hit and he probably would have been safe with the big dive. But still!

53rd over: Australia 121-6 (Paine 16, Cummins 5) Another maiden, Jadeja belatedly finding his range after switching ends. Cummins is defending with soft hands with men around the bat but the crafty spinner gets around the inside edge with a straight one, prompting an lbw appeal, which is turned down. Yeah, it’s going down leg.

A quick shout out to OBO regular Cressida McDermott who is watching on from the MCC on her first trip to the ‘G. After falling in love with the game via the WBBL on the telly over the last few years, she is now playing the sport for the first time at a local club. Hi!

52nd over: Australia 121-6 (Paine 16, Cummins 5) Vihari doing his bit here, landing his offies nicely at Paine who plays with respect. A couple don’t get far off the ground but he’s well enough forward to handle them easily enough. Two maidens for him.

51st over: Australia 121-6 (Paine 16, Cummins 5) Jadeja is spun around to the MCC end, which, as Brad Hodge notes on Macquarie Radio, is unusual for a spinner at this grand old ground. Unusually, he gives the Australians four chances to score, thrice clipping into the legside and Cummins driving nicely for three out through cover.

50th over: Australia 114-6 (Paine 12, Cummins 2) Vihari on for Jadeja for his first burst of the match and it nearly brings a wicket first ball after drinks! That’s a bad drop, Pant putting Cummins down when the edge outside goes to his right of his gloves but with more than enough time to adjust.

Feel so sorry for Australia's bowlers. If you slog for two days straight, your batsmen should at least give you a day off. Pat Cummins was padded up as nightwatchman, then batting by lunch.

49th over: Australia 114-6 (Paine 12, Cummins 2) Ishant is back from the MCC end, which is a good move with Shami not quite on the mark. He’s asking Paine the right questions straight away, leading to a false stroke where he can’t quite get his bat out of the way in time. The result is a fortunate boundary through the cordon. Drinks are out on the field, marking the half way mark of the Test Match. Accoring to WinViz, the home side have a 1% chance of winning it, India at 74% and the draw 25% (due to the rain forecast tomorrow, I’m sure).

48th over: Australia 110-6 (Paine 8, Cummins 2) Jadeja gets a go at Cummins and finds his inside edge straight away but it isn’t through the air. Paine also turns the strike over with one to mid-on. Nice, calm batting to stop the collapse - for now.

Just a thought: Glenn Maxwell goes alright. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/f92Cxmly9A

47th over: Australia 108-6 (Paine 7, Cummins 1) Shami to Paine, who isn’t quite on the money yet in this spell. The Aussie captain is able to get under a bumper that’s too short and watch one fly down the legside before pushing a half-volley to cover for one. Cummins then keeps the strike with a flick to fine leg. That’ll help the nerves.

46th over: Australia 106-6 (Paine 6, Cummins 0) Jadeja is the OBOers nightmare, through these overs so quickly. I’ll just say this much: he’s straight; Paine solid. Until the final ball, when the captain tucks a single to keep the strike. Gone in 60 seconds.

M Marsh facing Jadeja in Tests:
Balls 66
Runs 5
Wkts 3
Avg 1.66
SR 7.57

45th over: Australia 105-6 (Paine 5, Cummins 0) Whack. Paine cops his standard blow when batting, this time to the shoulder ducking into a Shami short one. There are runs on offer through the legside for the skipper either side of it though. If you were to pick two players capable of dragging this innings into the final hour today, it is this pair.

44th over: Australia 102-6 (Paine 2, Cummins 0) Cummins does what he must, defending the three balls left in the Jadeja over.

With every minute, Pujara's innings looks more valuable......

That’s spun a long way out of the rough, Marsh trying to hit Jadeja through midwicket but managing to edge into the hands of Rahane at slip. As Mel Jones says on radio SEN that he could have got to the ball on the full, the replay confirming as much.

OUT. Mitch Marsh the latest to go.

Australia sink further to 6/102 #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/VtZj7dbIxW

43rd over: Australia 101-5 (M Marsh 9, Paine 1) Shami misses the mark down the legside a couple of times here, looking for that inswinger yorker. Marsh is more settled after that boundary, his defensive prods now confident pushes to mid-on and mid-off. I’m not going to say anything effusive, though, having mozzed this bloke on the OBO so many times over the years.

“13.3 Harris lost his head,” quips Rasa Ravi. “36.4 Australia lost its Head.” Boom, tish!

42nd over: Australia 101-5 (M Marsh 9, Paine 1) Paine is in defence throughout to Jadeja, who is nagging away at that middle-stump line in pursuit of some more of that sweet, sweet variable bounce.

41st over: Australia 101-5 (M Marsh 9, Paine 1) DJ Shami is on from the MCC end to replace Bumrah. And it doesn’t take long for him to get his fielders up for an lbw shout, Marsh unable to get his bat on an inswinger, but it is going down leg. He responds wonderfully though, launching into a punishing pull shot that hammers into the advertising boards. That’s the Marsh we remember from 12 months ago.

40th over: Australia 97-5 (Marsh 5, Paine 1) Better from Marsh, waiting on the straighter Jadeja ball and clipping three to midwicket. To Paine, he nearly gets under the bat with another that keeps low. India aren’t far away here.

39th over: Australia 94-5 (Marsh 2, Paine 1) Paine off the mark first ball of the new Bumrah over, pushing past point. Marsh is getting forward whenever he can with the quick now getting plenty of movement on demand back towards him; this is a brilliant spell. He’s nearly caught in the deep from the final ball, the all-rounder having a pop at the short ball when it comes but not getting much of it. The top edge nearly makes it to Shami at fine leg. Imagine how the MCG would have reacted had it carried?

38th over: Australia 92-5 (Marsh 1, Paine 0) Marsh tries to add to the single he picked up to get off the mark in the Bumrah over to get off the mark but can’t beat the diving man at cover - I think it’s Kohli in there, nice work. Jadeja builds the pressure so well in these situations, pushing through his maiden in about 75 seconds.

“What is the weather forecast for the next couple of days?” asks John Goldstein. Not great, as it happens. There’s meant to be a lot of rain tomorrow. But if they collapse properly here India should still have enough time to get their 20 wickets. The follow-on mark is still 152 runs away.

37th over: Australia 92-5 (Marsh 1, Paine 0) The captain is once again in far too early, solidly defending the last couple of balls of the successful Bumrah over. The Indian quick has 3/30from 13 overs and could easily finish with six or seven. Watching Head’s dismissal again, he was actually trying to put that past midwicket. Not at all flattering.

BOWLED.

Bumrah gets his third #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/9WqhUyOIT4

Oh dear! Head picks the wrong ball to try and flay through cover, Bumrah’s full-lengthed delivery slipping through the gate and smashing the middle stump. Wonderful bowling; dreadful batting. It’s an awful replay for the South Australian to watch as he departs.

36th over: Australia 91-4 (Head 20, Marsh 0) This is incredibly hard graft against Jadeja, the left-handed Head keeping out a couple of balls that spun sharply towards his stumps without a lot of bounce. He’s getting the blade down just in time. “You have to play him like a medium pacer,” says Damien Fleming on SEN, ala Derek Underwood.

With 182 runs, Travis Head is Australia's leading run-scorer in this series. He's been excellent against the spinners, scoring 63 runs off them without being dismissed. His battle with Jadeja could be key. #AUSvIND

35th over: Australia 91-4 (Head 20, Marsh 0) Big shout for lbw! Marsh misses a ball that comes back at him before crashing into his front pad but Umpire Gould has it going down leg. No review. Sure enough, the yorker comes next, the all-rounder keeping it out. Earlier in the over, Head pushed another single to cover - he’s looking alright.

34th over: Australia 90-4 (Head 19, Marsh 0) Head starts the session well, pushing confidently to cover for one. Marsh begins his day with a series of forward defensive pushes, getting a big stride in with me around the bat on both sides of the wicket. I know we all got excited about the Perth deck ahead of time, but it is remarkable that Jadeja didn’t play there. Oh, I mean, he had a sore shoulder. Right. I forgot.

The players are back on the field. The reason I know that is because Great Southern Land is playing over the speaker, the tired walk-on song for the Australian team for at least the last 15 years. Anyway, I’ll argue more about that another day. For now, it is Travis Head (18) and the new man Mitch Marsh. Jadeja has the ball in his hand. PLAY!

Moments. I wrote last night that due to a combination of the dead pitch and everything else that has hapened in 2018, the probability of a big MCG moment is fairly slim this week. The crowd know it and they deserve better. Like, say, this. At the break on the big screen they just showed Kim Hughes’ brave and masterful Boxing Day ton from 1981.

Yas Rana, one of the clever kids at Wisden HQ, has matched Nicholas and Bumrah.

The Bumrah wicket is even better with Mark Nicholas' commentary... pic.twitter.com/S7bRsS9blH

“Both were brilliant,” writes David Franklin (a Fulbright scholar, if you don’t mind). “Harmison edges it for me given that Clarke got his bat down to it but got beaten by the leg-break, but Bumrah and this whole India team are so good to watch.”

Too right they are. This was Harmy. And as James Newton notes, a super bit of calling from Mark Nicholas too: “One of the great balls! Given the moment, given the batsman and the given the match, that is a staggering gamble that’s paid off for Harmison!”

What a bowler! Jasprit Bumrah, a joy to watch. The previous delivery that he sent down at Shaun Marsh was 140kph, the wicket ball was 111kph. It was picture-perfect, dipping like a curve ball, too good for Marsh. There is doubt rocks will be thrown at the older of the brothers for not making it to lunch but not many are keeping that out.

Good afternoon to you all from the MCG. It has been suggested (by me, to be fair) that Bumrah’s beauty deserves to be ranked alongside Harmison’s to Clarke in the 2005 Ashes. Are you with me? Email or twitter will be the best ways for us to chat. Go!

OUT. What a beauty of a slower ball from Bumrah! #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/9vLf2TgqVc

What a session for India. They batted through two days so well, showing nothing but patience. Now they’ve all but brought Australia undone in the space of a session. Both openers gone to shots they didn’t need to play and didn’t execute properly. The blue-chip wicket of Khawaja in fairly innocuous circumstances. And finally a brilliant piece of bowling, a true masterstroke from Bumrah, to dismiss Shaun Marsh on the break.

His brother Mitchell will face the music after lunch, and here’s hoping he gets a better reception from the Australian crowd than he did as a bowler. There’s frustration with selectors, understandably, but it’s not the player’s fault. Travis Head will resume as well. Two relatively young state captains who will need to do the job for their country.

33rd over: Australia 89-4 (Head 18) Gone, and that’s lunch. Final over of the session, final ball of the over, and that is an extraordinary piece of bowling. Bumrah knows that Marsh just wants to survive. He knows the batsman will be expecting a short ball, or a length ball moving away, or a fierce yorker. So he does something else. Bowls a slower ball. Rolls it out of his fingers. And as he does so often in T20 cricket, Bumrah nails the yorker. But the pace fools Marsh, as he comes across the ball trying to defend. And the ball dips with the lack of pace, arrowing down from its fuller length, getting underneath any possible shot and colliding with the batsman down on his ankle. Gone. Plumb. And Travis Head says don’t bother referring.

32nd over: Australia 89-3 (S Marsh 19, Head 18) Shaun Marsh drives a single from Jadeja.

“I’ve enjoyed following your cricket comments and blog,” writes Bryan Sketchley, “but given your ceaseless use of imperial measurements in your commentary I was curious as to how old you might be. A quick search shows a handsome young man, no more than 35. Thirty five!”

31st over: Australia 88-3 (S Marsh 18, Head 18) Maiden from Bumrah with lunch approaching. Head mostly defends, aside from missing a cut shot and having a drive stopped at cover.

30th over: Australia 88-3 (S Marsh 18, Head 18) Marsh edges Jadeja wide of slip for two, and that’s all from the over. Santosh Venkataraman writes from the United States. “I am fairly new to cricket and learning the game but seems like there are so many variables moreso in Test cricket that make winning and losing these matches maybe not really determinant of the better team?

“Australia are in real trouble now, but if we are being honest, how this pitch is functioning and India winning the toss would be the key factors should India win. It reminds me of the second Test for India at Lord’s this year in which conditions resulted in an innings defeat.

29th over: Australia 86-3 (S Marsh 16, Head 18) There’s the Head slash-cut again. Got him out twice in Perth, but they don’t have a third man for him this time. So he gets four from Bumrah, after driving a couple through cover.

28th over: Australia 80-3 (S Marsh 16, Head 12) They’ve moved the off-side bat-pad to a short midwicket for Marsh. So, still four catches, but with a leg-side bias. None of them are called into action through Jadeja’s quick over.

27th over: Australia 78-3 (S Marsh 15, Head 11) Ishant to bowl, Head jams the ball through midwicket for a couple. More convincing off the back foot, forcing through cover, and it was probably going for four but Jadeja went flying after it to pull it back in! That was tremendous. I’m not sure who was at cover, but they were turning and rather plodding after the ball. Then into the frame comes Jadeja, twice as fast, burning past from his position at point I think, and diving to save the ball. Now he’s going to bowl the next over.

Lee Henderson is sending me another meditation on painting, after his efforts yesterday.

26th over: Australia 72-3 (S Marsh 14, Head 6) Travis head is producing the scares in this over. Lunges at Jadeja, drags his foot out of the crease, but just gets a toe back in time as the umpires check the replay for a stumping. Next ball, almost gloves one into his pad and away to leg slip, but the appeal is refused. Head goes onto his back foot and cuts a single. He’s talked up as a good player of spin but this is hard work this morning.

25th over: Australia 71-3 (S Marsh 14, Head 5) Edged for four! Ishant bowls that tempting line outside off, back of a length and decking away, and Marsh is sucked in. Big outside edge through the cordon gap at a catchable height. Then Marsh stabs a ball through square leg that was airy for a while, but evaded the field.

24th over: Australia 63-3 (S Marsh 7, Head 4) Missed chance? Jadeja bombs one through Head and through Pant, which makes it sound very anatomical, but it was a ball that burst through and ran to the boundary. The umpire rules runs rather than byes which means that Head got a tiny outside edge on that, low past the keeper. Through his legs even? A fortunate way to get off the mark, to understate things.

23rd over: Australia 59-3 (S Marsh 7, Head 0) Another couple of runs for Marsh, flicking Shami off his pads. If he gets 10 he’ll get 50, is the wisdom. Still not looking his fluent best, but it can click on in an instant.

“Evening Geoff,” says Simon, to mix things up. Or perhaps it reflects his mood, the endless evening of the soul. “They should play a test in Canberra (is it the Manuka Oval?) instead of one of the soulless enormo-bowls. Atmosphere and attendance guaranteed. Tickets might be in demand!”

22nd over: Australia 57-3 (S Marsh 5, Head 0) It would be a classic piece of trolling if Shaun and Mitchell Marsh combined for a match-winning or match-saving partnership, though. Shaun takes his score on to 5 by flicking Jadeja to deep midwicket for three. Head is nearly lbw sweeping, which is apparently his mode against spin. Doesn’t hit many with that shot.

21st over: Australia 54-3 (S Marsh 2, Head 0) Suddenly the Indians are alive. They’re chattering and loud and enthusiastic, cheering each delivery. Shami produces a nasty short ball that has Head ducking. A couple of fifties in this series, after an important one in Dubai in October. He’s shown quite a bit so far, and must do so again today. Already this looks like a match in which Australia will have to battle for the draw rather than contemplate an unlikely win like the one they enjoyed against Pakistan a couple of years ago. It was a very similar position, but a couple of guys called Smith and Warner made centuries.

20th over: Australia 53-3 (S Marsh 1, Head 0) Jadeja bowled that over with men around the bat, four of them in fact in a star formation. Slip, leg slip, bat pad either side of the wicket. Khawaja had stabbed a single past slip on the bounce. Marsh had got off the mark with an on-drive. Khawaja nailed a reverse sweep for four, down through third man, which no doubt had the Members chuntering, but when he played the traditional forward defensive from the penultimate ball of the over, it brought his dismissal.

Travis Head comes out and defends the final ball.

It’s Agarwal again! Runs and now catches. Khawaja lunges forward to defend, he gets a thick inside edge and it’s straight to the bat-pad on the leg side! It went briskly, after striking high on the blade, but went straight into the hands. Khawaja had looked good so far, that’s a huge loss for the home side.

19th over: Australia 47-2 (Khawaja 16, S Marsh 0) Khawaja creams one, full and straight and out of the middle with a flick to deep square leg. That came the ball after he took on a short ball from Shami and pulled a couple of runs. Then there’s a near run-out as Marsh hesitated at the non-striker’s end. Khawaja was always running after he dropped the ball towards cover, but Marsh stuttered for some reason. Probably would have made it even had the throw hit.

18th over: Australia 40-2 (Khawaja 9, S Marsh 0) Interesting call to get Jadeja on this early, a left-arm spinner turning the ball in towards the left-handed batsmen. But perhaps no choice given the opening spells to the quicks. And Jadeja looks good immediately, drawing an inside edge from Marsh that pops up on the off side and lands safely, then another ball that keeps low.

He does get through an over in about 70 seconds, from my experience. Thankfully the drinks break follows this one.

17th over: Australia 40-2 (Khawaja 9, S Marsh 0) Mohammed Shami is on, and now the ball is keeping low. One tunnels under Khawaja outside his off stump. When you’ve got that risk against balls you can’t do anything about, it’s even more imperative not to give your wicket away like both openers arguably did. Pujara and Kohli gave the example of how to do that, happy to wait for runs as long as they had to. Again the Australian tendency to force the pace has brought trouble, and again it has to be the two senior men at the crease if Australia is to recover.

“Good morning,” writes Amod Paranjape. “Jadeja is playing. I find it quite amusing for online commentators when he bowls. Ha Ha Ha Ha. Have a good time.”

16th over: Australia 40-2 (Khawaja 9, S Marsh 0) Bumrah continues, and Marsh leaves a ball perilously close to his off stump. The angle across the lefty just took it away enough. Marsh defends, ducks... gosh he looks vulnerable early in his innings. Then he can nail a cover drive and suddenly be in complete command. Survives a maiden.

The Seventh Horcrux has emailed in, having apparently not been destroyed as was reported. “Good morning, Geoff. It’s 4:31 in the morning here and I’m gearing up to watch the Test, expected ‘dull’ affair and all. Elsewhere, Pakistan have set South Africa a target of 149. With three days remaining. And New Zealand have a second innings lead of 344 against Sri Lanka. In the first session of Day Three. I’ll take this contest over both.”

15th over: Australia 40-2 (Khawaja 9, S Marsh 0) Khawaja drives four! Pitched up by Ishant just outside off, and that is Khawaja’s wholemeal sliced and margarine. Through the covers for four. Last ball of the over he tries again, but that ball was far wider, and it was a real diagonal fling from Khawaja. That shot looked uncontrolled. The other four balls of the over he’d left, so you wonder if that was a forced moment of impatience.

14th over: Australia 36-2 (Khawaja 5, S Marsh 0) Bumrah, with his lean and his stop and his trot and his fling, gets the wicket. The short-ball attack has worked. He spooked Harris into that dismissal. And he nearly nabs Shaun Marsh first ball, smashing into the pads in front of middle, but off the inside edge. Probably pitched outside leg too, with the right-armer bowling over the wicket to a left-hander. Still. Bumrah looks dangerous, Nannes was right.

Harris holes out! Pretty weak attempt at the pull shot. Bumrah has sconed him a couple of times in the series, and this time as Bumrah drops short Harris goes for the flap. Looked awkward, feet weren’t moving well, he hauled at it rather than pulling it. A chiropractor’s dream. A ball or two earlier, Bumrah had moved Ishant around a bit at fine leg. The ball takes a big top edge and lands right in Ishant’s cupped hands. Poor dismissal.

13th over: Australia 32-1 (Harris 18, Khawaja 5) Ishant tries the short stuff, following the example from Starc and Cummins who got some results when they bashed the ball in short on this pitch. Khawaja is happy to let it sail through at this stage, where he’s often very keen to get the pull shot out. Flicks another two runs square of the wicket when Ishant pitches up.

12th over: Australia 30-1 (Harris 18, Khawaja 3) Harris is doing a good job of keeping things moving this morning, and doesn’t change after Finch’s wicket. He knows this ground better than anyone, having played a lot for Victoria here over the last three years. He glides a couple of runs from Bumrah, drops another single out to point, just making sure the board keeps moving and doesn’t create pressure of its own. Khawaja fends off a shorter ball for a single.

11th over: Australia 26-1 (Harris 15, Khawaja 2) Usman Khawaja to the crease, and he’s quickly off the mark with a glance that goes quite square and earns him two runs. Aaron Finch though... there’s going to pressure on his place now, if there wasn’t before. Needs a score in the second innings, if we get that far.

Exactly the kind of dismissal that Finch was in danger of on this slow surface! Caught at short midwicket. Very short. Only a few yards back from the batsman really. Finch comes across the line at Ishant, clips it away firmly enough, and the debutant batsman Agarwal tumbles away to his left and claims the catch. They check the no-ball as ever, but this time Ishant has almost an entire foot behind the line. He should frame that and put it on his wall. Set it as the wallpaper on his phone. It earns him a wicket. Smart field placement from Kohli too. Finch tends to get out in front of his pad and play hard at the ball, and that was an innocuous push that normally would have just rolled down towards mid-on for a dot ball, but it’s been turned into a wicket.

10th over: Australia 24-0 (Harris 15, Finch 8) Harris harvests a couple of twos late in Bumrah’s over.

9th over: Australia 20-0 (Harris 11, Finch 8) The Finch Experiment continues: he leaves, blocks, leaves, then finally can’t help but have a big drive at Ishant. Nails it, despite the length being a bit short for the shot, and gets four through cover.

8th over: Australia 16-0 (Harris 11, Finch 4) Bumrah from the other end. Fellow fast bowler Dirk Nannes is giving him a big rev-up on ABC Grandstand, saying that he’ll be the key bowler on this pitch today, especially if it misbehaves a little more. He draws a few defensive shots from Harris, but strays wide once and is put away by Harris on the late cut.

7th over: Australia 12-0 (Harris 7, Finch 4) Ishant Sharma with the ball, and he starts with a no-ball. Because of course he does. Harris works a run square from that ball, then the two openers trade singles into the off side. Quiet start.

The players at the G are getting ready...

And as for the banned players stuff, this is exactly my point of view. Cannot believe that they chose to start landing this stuff on Boxing Day, and once more draw all the attention to themselves.

Quietly furious that with a great test series hanging in the balance, with Tim Paine putting his stamp on the captaincy, and some character back into Aussie cricket, Cricket Australia choose now for their Smith and Bancroft media blitz. They understand nothing. #AUDvIND

As for all the Smith and Bancroft hoo-hah over the last couple of days: there are plenty of people rubbishing this headline without having read the article, but if you’ve got access to this paper then it’s well worth a read. Perceptive stuff.

Warner retains a silent dignity https://t.co/qhwLDye7qu

The coliseum is ready for another day’s action. Not sure about the likely audience for today though. Last time India toured, the second-day Melbourne crowd was over 50,000. Yesterday it was officially 36,000. Which is still a lot in smaller grounds, but in the MCG those kind of numbers disappear. The visible seating bowl wasn’t empty, but was poorly filled, and most of the people in attendance were sheltering from the heat in the stadium bars. There are always explanations tendered: weather, holidays, whatever it is, but those have always applied. So there must be a partial factor that the national team has less drawing power than it has at times in the past.

There aren’t many better sights in the world @MCG#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/CPE0cEpwNk

Might be big-stadium syndrome but the crowd numbers look sad. Officially 36,000 but it's as sparse out there as a teenage beard. #AusvInd

As ever, take a perambulation through the wilds of cricket’s ponderings with me throughout the day – address me a missive on the new-fangled Twitter thingo, or use Her Majesty’s sturdy old electronic mail.

One. Two. Three. Here we go. Today Australia will bat to stay in the series on day three at Melbourne. That’s the short of it. The long is that batting to stay in the series should be possible, on a pitch that’s been pretty slow and pretty conducive to digging in for a long occupation. India batted through two days on it and only lost seven wickets, but they found it hard to score any faster than a crawl, given that nearly six sessions only yielded 443 runs.

That was enough to convince Kohli to declare though, and his bowlers had six overs at Australia on the second evening. No wickets, though Marcus Harris was hit in the helmet for the second match running, and there were any number of false shots from both openers.

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80th over: Australia 234-8 (Cummins 43, Lyon 3) Jadeja continues but his line outside Lyon’s leg stump from both over and around the wicket is poor cricket. India have really let this eventual victory drift in the past hour or so. Now, will they take the new ball? Yes! What will this mean for the light?

79th over: Australia 233-8 (Cummins 42, Lyon 3) India do stick with pace but it does them no good. Cummins places Bumrah through the covers for one, then Lyon repeats the stroke with a little more elevation for two. Again the slower ball yorker comes out of the star paceman’s bag of tricks but Lyon defends solidly.

Total attendance 163,342 #AUSvIND

78th over: Australia 230-8 (Cummins 41, Lyon 1) The first over of extra time is unthreatening from Jadeja. Cummins defends four, steals a single from the fifth, and Lyon keeps the partnership going with the solitary delivery he is required to face.

Plenty of chat going on out there now. Lyon is unhappy with the light, India are considering whether to risk a paceman in the gloom.

77th over: Australia 229-8 (Cummins 40, Lyon 1) Bumrah returns as Kohli shuffles his pack in search of the final two wickets. He almost delivers immediately with Cummins perilously close to chopping on and Lyon requiring smart reflexes to dig out a yorker. Bumrah does beat the batsman with his slower ball but unlike the pearler to Marsh this one is a whisper wide of off stump.

The extra half hour is now underway, much to the chagrin of Cummins and Lyon. With the light worsening there is a risk India will be forced to bowl spin from both ends during this extended spell.

Love the shout out for the darts @JPHowcroft The hours I've spent arguing that, yes, of course it's a sport. If archery... etc.

76th over: Australia 228-8 (Cummins 39, Lyon 1) Jadeja returns to the attack for his 29th over but he is as unthreatening as the seamers. Word is coming through that the extra half hour has been requested and that request has been granted. Perhaps the added spice of the new ball that will be due during that mini-session will be enough to bring this match to an end tonight?

75th over: Australia 227-8 (Cummins 38, Lyon 1) India have looked a tad weary this evening session and their inability to pressurise Australia’s tail continues in another innocuous Shami over.

Now it all makes sense! Cummins’ super-heroic status is the product of a youth feasting on peanut butter.

74th over: Australia 226-8 (Cummins 37, Lyon 1) Ishant has Lyon on strike at the start of the over but it’s not his best effort and after a couple of nondescript deliveries Lyon rotates strike via a leg-bye. Cummins then executes his role to perfection, defending a couple then running three to retain the strike. What a bloke. Three overs remaining, plus the extra eight if the umpires fancy a round of golf tomorrow.

It’s been a massive year for Tim Paine, thrust into the Test captaincy at a time of crisis. He finishes the year as his team’s 2nd-highest run scorer (493 runs at 35) behind Khawaja (732 at 41) and has greatly helped restore the team’s image. Well played #AUSvIND

73rd over: Australia 222-8 (Cummins 34, Lyon 1) Another masterclass from Cummins, clipping Shami for two, defending resolutely, then offering Lyon just two deliveries to survive. Lyon does better than that, flicking a single to get off the mark.

72nd over: Australia 218-8 (Cummins 31, Lyon 0) Ishant replaces Jadeja but he has the misfortune of bowling to Cummins who is now battling like a top order natural. Some excellent balls are defended with ease, one ropey delivery is hit for two, and a single is pinched from the final ball of the over to farm the strike. Textbook stuff.

Can we stop paying any attention to what Warnie says with regards to team selections? #AusvInd

71st over: Australia 215-8 (Cummins 28, Lyon 0) Lyon survives, just, after Shami sends down a superb yorker. Six overs left in the day. India may yet be offered an extra half-hour on top of that to wrap this up.

Ed Cowan on Finch: "Basically - set up to fail. An accomplished middle order player who opens batting in one day cricket and all of a sudden pops up at the top of the order. It's a crazy selection. Do we ever hear from Trevor Hohns saying I got that wrong? No." #AUSvIND

More oohs and ahs for Shami, Starc this time drilling the ball just beyond the paceman in his follow through at catchable height. The batsman compounds the bowler’s frustration by thick edging for four. This partnership is now worth 39, and that is where it will end, Starc missing a massive long-handled mow and the ball smashing into his stumps.

WICKET: Starc goes for 18.

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70th over: Australia 209-7 (Cummins 28, Starc 12) Another rapid Jadeja over. Another set of six safely navigated by Australia’s tail. The weather forecast is not that bad tomorrow, by the way. There may be rain, especially early on, but it shouldn’t be persistent, and we know how incredibly the MCG handles precipitation.

69th over: Australia 208-7 (Cummins 28, Starc 11) Shami continues and he endures a luckless over. First Starc hits uppishly in the general vicinity of a couple of fielders before Cummins slashes hard to send the ball flying high through the vacant fourth slip area and down to the third-man fence.

I agree with Ian Higgins (63rd)” emails Ian Forth, “although of course it’s always easier to support a winning side. One depressing aspect of a day at the cricket is the tired formula off the field: Aussie Aussie Aussie; the beach ball; You are a wan*er; the Mexican wave. All unchanged this century. The Richies have offered something new. Could I put out a plea as part of a reset for Australian cricket that they assemble their beige, taupe and ecru jackets to agree a new set of witty chants?”

68th over: Australia 201-7 (Cummins 24, Starc 8) Jadeja is now coming around the wicket to Cummins, firing the ball down to bounce and clip the top of off stump, cramping the batsman for room. Cummins is up to the task though, playing out a maiden.

Cummins is such a good cricketer he not only makes opposition batsmen look bad but accentuates the haplessness of his own batsmen as well. #AUSvIND

67th over: Australia 201-7 (Cummins 24, Starc 8) The old ball fourth-innings specialist Shami replaces Bumrah but he arrives with Pat Cummins in rare form. After that confident six against Jadeja he shows even more class, sending a back foot drive whistling through point for four glorious runs. Ten overs to go today.

Returning to Alastair Cook’s knighthood, is he the first knight of the realm to occupy the oche at Ally Pally? In case you weren’t aware, we’re at the business end of the PDC World Darts again right now. Watch it. It is as good a demonstration of elite sport as you will find on TV. (p.s. don’t @ me that darts isn’t a sport.)

66th over: Australia 196-7 (Cummins 19, Starc 8) Now it’s Cummins’ turn to go downtown, nailing a lovely seven iron over long off from an overpitched Jadeja delivery.

65th over: Australia 189-7 (Cummins 12, Starc 8) Starc reined in his natural instincts for six deliveries but some length from Bumrah sees a full flow of the bat and he ball arcing towards long-on, bouncing once and then into the advertising boards. Bumrah responds with a well-directed bouncer that Starc fends at nervously, popping a leading edge agonisingly wide of short leg. That particular delivery aside India’s pacemen haven’t executed their plans to Australia’s lower order. As is so often the case the instinct to inflict pain appears to have distracted from the primary objective.

Most dismissals by an Indian WK in a series:
19 Naren Tamhane vs Pak, 1954/55
19 Syed Kirmani vs Pak, 1979/80
19*RISHABH PANT vs Aus, 2018/19#AUSvIND

64th over: Australia 183-7 (Cummins 11, Starc 3) One run to Starc from a speedy Jadeja over. 13 overs left in the day.

Tim Paine finishes 2018 as Australia's second-highest Test scorer of the year (493 runs at 35.21), behind only Usman Khawaja (732 at 40.66). #AUSvIND

63rd over: Australia 182-7 (Cummins 11, Starc 2) Bumrah continues to pepper Australia’s bowlers with short balls and one of them smashes into Starc’s bowling hand. Cummins is much more at ease in the face of the barrage and he even has the presence of mind to drive confidently through the covers.

Australian fans could learn a lot from these Indian supporters. Playing music all day, laughing, singing, smiling, standing all day and supporting their team.

So far we’ve got beer snakes and “show us your visa” chat

62nd over: Australia 178-7 (Cummins 8, Starc 1) Another over further reinforcing India’s tactical masterplan here in Melbourne. They got things wrong in Perth, but they have redeemed themselves here.

Head is now the only member of the Aust top SEVEN to average better than 29 - Paine dismissal leaves him about 28, though it is not his full-time job

Yes, I think I can take credit for that dismissal. Inch perfect commentator’s curse. Jadeja replaces Vihari and his third delivery skids across Paine who attempts to cut but can only skim the slightest edge into Pant’s waiting gloves. So what if it rains tomorrow?

Tim Paine OUT.

The bowling change does the trick, and Jadeja has his third #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/nvqLIHKKII

61st over: Australia 176-6 (Paine 26, Cummins 7) Bumrah persists with his chin music but he isn’t finding the right notes so far, leaking down the leg side or landing much too short to trouble Tim Paine. The slower-ball variation makes a rare appearance but it comes out as a loopy full toss outside off that Paine bunts away for a single. 16 overs remaining in the day. I reckon we might be back tomorrow after all.

60th over: Australia 175-6 (Paine 25, Cummins 7) Cummins continues to upstage Australia’s top-order, handling another Vihari over with ease. With this pair digging in it might soon be time to start looking at tomorrow’s forecast.

It wouldn’t be a pun bonanza without Ian Forth now, would it? “Afternoon, Jonathan,” he begins. “Sir Alastair Cook generally had trouble nailing down an opening partner, but the Chess Cricket XI offers more options. Nick Knight is the orthodox selection, but more left field options are available, with Gautham Gambit and Zugzwang Khawaja.” Don’t forget David Castle who appeared in one first-class match for Tasmania in 1992-3.

59th over: Australia 173-6 (Paine 25, Cummins 5) Bumrah reprises Ishant’s length to Cummins, sending a flurry of deliveries in the direction of the Australian’s throat. Coming from so wide on the crease they are not the easiest to evade but the batsman does well to retain his composure. India probably not varying their length enough, enabling Cummins to hang back in expectation of the bouncer.

“Maybe these batsmen should be cut some slack,” emails Chris Mcconville. “They are batting pretty much in line with their first-class averages. No point waiting for someone (really any one of the Aust batsmen) with a long-term mid-30s average to elevate that in Test matches. Average outcomes from average inputs.” Indeed Chris, it is increasingly obvious this problem goes deep.

58th over: Australia 171-6 (Paine 25, Cummins 4) Vihari is not as swift as Jadeja in getting through his over but he’s not far off. He finds Paine in increasingly confident form though with the Aussie skipper drilling a full toss square for four.

57th over: Australia 166-6 (Paine 21, Cummins 3) Bumrah replaces Ishant which sends a buzz fizzing around the MCG. Paine handles the paceman confidently through, off front foot and back, accumulating a couple of twos in the process.

You guys are outdoing yourselves today. Here’s some more chess-cricket gold from OB Jato.

The pitch was as flat as the computer engine’s evaluation of Carslen-Caruana’s position.

Like the inventive Tal, Kohli tried to be innovative and took a unique position.

56th over: Australia 162-6 (Paine 17, Cummins 3) Vihari replaces Jadeja, aiming for the small patch of rough outside the right-hander’s off stump from over the wicket. Cummins survives a maiden over but is beaten once by a delivery that bounces more than he expected.

55th over: Australia 162-6 (Paine 17, Cummins 3) Paine is on strike for the first four balls of Ishant’s over which frustrates the Indian paceman. A single allows Cummins back to accept more punishment but the bowler goes the double bluff, sending one full and straight that the batsman safely nudges around the corner to return to the non-striker’s end.

This probably isn’t the worst Australian all-round batting performing in my lifetime but it is definitely in the semis. #AUSvIND

54th over: Australia 160-6 (Paine 16, Cummins 2) C’mon Jadeja, give me a break! Another over delivered at breakneck speed. It featured a scampered single, five dots, and lots of lustrous hair stroking.

53rd over: Australia 159-6 (Paine 15, Cummins 2) Ishant continues his bombardment of Cummins, returning fire to Australia’s enforcer. Cummins handles it well enough, riding some, ducking others, failing to uppercut a couple more. He does it all while retaining that steely Gregory Peck stare through the grille.

Phil Withall is in town: “The dictionary describes Marsh as something that is waterlogged at all times, this comfortably describes Mitch Marsh’s shot selection.” You could say you know him well. Ahem...

52nd over: Australia 157-6 (Paine 15, Cummins 0) The TV informs me there hasn’t been a home series without an Australian centurion since 1882-83. That record could well be broken in Sydney. Jadeja rattles through another maiden, this time to the defensive Paine.

51st over: Australia 157-6 (Paine 14, Cummins 0) Cummins’ arrival to the crease is greeted by plenty of noise from Virat Kohli and a barrage of short balls from Ishant. India are revelling in their dominance.

Just as Travis Head was looking set for a big score he chops on a routine Ishant delivery onto his stumps. The line was wide of off stump angling across the left-hander from around the wicket and a lack of foot movement did for the batsman.

BOWLED. Head goes for 34, and India has a 6th #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/kJqRkVJIwv

50th over: Australia 156-5 (Head 34, Paine 14) Jadeja bowls too quickly for us poor overworked OBO goblins. His latest maiden to Head happens before I can complete my YouTube search for more cricket-chess puns.

49th over: Australia 156-5 (Head 34, Paine 14) Ishant replaces Shami from the Members’ End and he begins around the wicket to Head, trying to find some swing away from the left hander but it’s one that creeps past the inside edge that causes the batsman the most discomfort. While I’m on a Tim Vine roll, clearly I forgot Ian Bishop.

@JPHowcroft About time those lazy bowlers came on to score some runs, no?

48th over: Australia 155-5 (Head 33, Paine 14) This pair are keeping the scoreboard ticking over, playing Jadeja confidently from the crease, driving the ball into gaps and pinching singles.

Staying with the chess-cricket theme, earlier this Test I described the standing umpires, Erasmus and Gould, as resembling a pair of rooks. To that we can now add a knight, Alastair Cook, King Kohli, and, um, Shane Pawn. Sorry.

47th over: Australia 153-5 (Head 32, Paine 13) Shami continuing from around the wicket, swinging the ball into the left-handed Head. The South Australian is up to the task this over and earns two with a closed bat face drive into the onside. Now, back to the chess-cricket chat.

“Hello Jonathan,” hi Richard Woods. “I’ve been rubbish at chess for over fifty years and still love playing the game. While I was never a player able to reach the dizzy heights of being rubbish at cricket, I still am totally in love with that game too, albeit as spectator only. I would like to add to Abhijato’s wonderful missive that, no matter how hard the boffins try, I truly believe that technology will never take over from the sheer human beauty, brilliance and fallibility of either game, and that is to be celebrated.”

46th over: Australia 150-5 (Head 29, Paine 13) Another super quick over from Jadeja. The bowler is on top in that duel but Head survives and even manages a single from the final ball of the over.

Another belting email. Where have all you dedicated essayists been hiding all this time?

45rd over: Australia 150-5 (Head 29, Paine 13) It’s been a while since a batsman ducked into a bouncer but Paine chalks another one up, making a mess of a skiddy delivery from Shami that cannons into his side. He almost perishes a couple of balls later but his uncontrolled slash flies a fraction wide of the diving gully. Two balls after that a thick edge flies through the vacant second slip region and Australia’s deficit slips beneath 250. Quite why India had no fielder waiting for that opportunity is beyond me.

44th over: Australia 142-5 (Head 29, Paine 5) Jadeja’s absurdly quick overs are going to pass without much comment I’m afraid. The latest is a series of darts from over the wicket, defended by the left-handed Head.

43rd over: Australia 142-5 (Head 29, Paine 5) Play resumes after Tea with Paine gleefully accepting Shami’s gift of a leg-stump half-volley, clipping firmly to fine-leg for a boundary. He almost returns the seasonal spirit a couple of deliveries later, coming within a whisker of gloving a catch to Pant after failing to time a hook shot.

Ok, so this user email is far from the norm, but nuff respect to Abhijato Sensarma for taking the time.

“I have started following chess passionately ever since the commencement of the World Chess Championship, thanks to the OBO-style coverage of the event on the Guardian. Now, cricket and chess are the two games I feel close too.

So, plenty to talk about while the last rites are being read at the MCG. Join in the conversation on Twitter - @JPHowcroft- or by email - jonathan.howcroft.freelance@theguardian.com. It may well be the last chance you get this Test.

This is going to be the final session of the match, right? 35 overs remaining in the day, five Australian wickets left for India to take.

Thoughts are already beginning to turn to the final Test of the series and what Australia can do to address the glaring issues with their batting. It already seems Aaron Finch is under threat - at least as an opener - while Mitchell Marsh has done his chances of an extended recall little good following a poor match with bat in hand.

Katich on Mitch Marsh: "I am absolutely lost for words watching that. That's just done him absolutely no good whatsoever in terms of his learning, when he had a golden opportunity to learn something. He's squandered it. He'll probably be joining Finch on the sidelines in my book"

Thank you very much Adam, my favourite Mr Collins since Steve, Celtic Warrior cum Hollywood hardman.

42nd over: Australia 138-5 (Head 29, Paine 1) Head has to see off Jadeja and he does so positively, pushing solidly off the front and back foot to safely reach the break. It ends a session that went pretty much as expected, Australia losing the Marsh brothers and Khawaja along the way. Shaun’s demise was unlucky, Mitch’s unnecessary. Can the hosts drag this match to a fifth day? Find out with JP Howcroft. Bye for now!

41st over: Australia 138-5 (Head 29, Paine 1) Head and Paine exchange singles to start the Shami over, the captain off the mark to midwicket. Head gives the strike back and Pant is really at it again. So much so that the umpires bring them together at the end of the over to tell them to give it a break, by the looks. One over left until tea.

"We've got a special guest today"

Stump mic is on!

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40th over: Australia 135-5 (Head 27, Paine 0) Paine once again walking out to the middle in a terrible situation, once again having to work miracles to keep his side from defeat. Twitter says that Pant has given Paine a nice old welcome, I look forward to seeing the social media clips of this. “Temporary captain” and so on.

After hitting Jadeja for six from the final ball of his previous over, he leant back and tried to muscle him through cover for another boundary from the first ball of his next. But instead, he plucked out Kohli 20m from the bat. There’s a song about this dismissal, too.

39th over: Australia 135-4 (Head 27, M Marsh 10) Head takes one off Shami then Marsh does the same to finish the over, but I have to hurry up and post this, because...

38th over: Australia 133-4 (Head 26, M Marsh 9) Bad drop! Pant has been a revelation with the bat this year but his keeping against spin, still has some way to go. With Jadeja back on, he finds Head’s outside edge straight away but the young stumper can’t adjust in time. He then misses another hard-spun delivery that beats both the bat and his gloves, giving Marsh the strike, who duly smacks the tweaker over midwicket for six!

37th over: Australia 126-4 (Head 26, M Marsh 3) Shami is back for Bumrah, who has a certain reputation to uphold about his day 4/5 performances and he has Head slashing at one he probably shouldn’t before locating his inside edge. Good start. He then beats Marsh with one that shapes nicely. Look out, here comes Second Innings Shami.

26% of the deliveries Mohammed Shami has bowled in this Test would have hit the stumps. No other bowler has managed more. #AUSvIND

36th over: Australia 123-4 (Head 23, M Marsh 3) Head gets off strike to cover before Mitch Marsh gets his big old front leg out to set up in defence for each of the remaining Ishant deliveries. For those not familiar with my torrid history on the OBO, I am not allowed to say anything too positive about Mitch as it guarantees he’ll get out instantly.

35th over: Australia 122-4 (Head 22, M Marsh 3) Marsh off strike first ball of the over, taking one to square leg, Head doing likewise later in the over. Since he got rid of Shaun Marsh, Bumrah hasn’t caused this pair any major concerns. Oh, scratch that: a big inswinger hits Marsh on the front pad last ball, the leg before appeal turned down.

“Hello Adam.” Hi, Ian Swan. “Sadly, I’m at an age when my connection with new music is tenuous at best. However, a current artist who I do love interminably, Laura Veirs, delivered this during the year.” Looks right in my space, thank you. “For all those who have been dropped, or about to be.”

34th over: Australia 120-4 (Head 21, M Marsh 2) Ishant is back, which I like a lot. Head too, as it turns out, crunching a pristine straight drive to the boundary from the first ball of his new small. The rest of the over was also dealt with easily enough.

“That Barnett number is rather special, and I felt a similar Obama thrill when I saw he also loved Shoplifters as one of his films of the year,” emails James Walsh. “But nothing tops Art Brut this year. How can you not start an awkward mosh in some deathless suburban town to *this?*

33rd over: Australia 116-4 (Head 17, M Marsh 2) There were boos as one Marsh left and another entered, a combination of annoyance at the DRS for the former and enduring antipathy that the younger man was picked ahead of Peter Handscomb. Mitch is off the mark with a couple first ball to midwicket, a useful way to get underway.

Oooh, that’s stiff as the system comes. Marsh was given lbw by Umpire Erasmus to a delivery he missed on the inside edge, Bumrah coming round the wicket. It did plenty on the way, so he sent it up to the DRS, which showed the smallest portion of the ball making contact with leg stump. He really was in wonderful touch. That could, and maybe should, be the name of his autobiography one day.

32nd over: Australia 114-3 (S Marsh 44, Head 17)Shooooooot! Shaun Marsh at his best, driving through extra cover first ball, a stroke with all the trimmings. He dances at the final Jadeja ball of the over, adjusting mid-stroke to cut through more. Here we go!

31st over: Australia 105-3 (S Marsh 36, Head 16) Shaun Marsh has Bumrah’s measure for now as well, defending then ducking and digging a yorker out for a single that keeps the board ticking over for the hosts.

30th over: Australia 104-3 (S Marsh 35, Head 16) The 100 is up! Just 300 to go! Sorry, I won’t keep doing that. Marsh brings up the team milestone with a beautiful lofted drive from the first ball, into the southern stand! Nice. With the fielder now back he takes the single on offer there with ease. He’s playing Jadeja perfectly.

29th over: Australia 95-3 (S Marsh 26, Head 16) Head is getting out the way of these Bumrah short balls but only just. The slower one comes but it isn’t on the mark, tucked away for one. Marsh has two balls to see off and they are up for caught behind from the first of them, down the legside. The ump, Erasmus, isn’t interested and the review doesn’t come. A single to cover means he keeps the strike as they take a drink.

Travis Head versus India short balls makes Steve Waugh's handling of them look totally comfortable by comparison #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/F2ME9vVdpk

28th over: Australia 93-3 (S Marsh 25, Head 15) Head for the third time in as many overs takes a run from Jadeja to third man, albeit along the ground. Marsh does the rest.

27th over: Australia 92-3 (S Marsh 25, Head 14) Bumrah’s back and you’re gonna get in trouble, Hey-la-day-la Jas Bumrah’s back. The whole game changes with the big dog back from the MCC end, causing Head some serious concerns with a pair of nasty short balls. But the SA captain holds his nerve, clipping three to end the interrogation.

“I know TV needs ad-money but in the UK every break is Ray bloody Winstone and bet365,” SImon Richards informs us. “Snooker ball in sock and “Who’s the Daddy now?” for the ad-bookers ! (“Scum” film 1979). Good test match though.”

26th over: Australia 89-3 (S Marsh 25, Head 11) Head with soft hands picks up two from the outside half of the bat to begin, moving into double figures. He then finishes with a single out to cover. Jadeja is galloping through his overs, as he always does.

25th over: Australia 86-3 (S Marsh 25, Head 8) Three good overs in a row, Marsh ticking going really well here both in defence and then with a wonderful straight drive that races away for four. Virat, mate, get Ishant on right now. Shami is tired.

A bit of news to hand, Cam Bancroft has been named in the Scorchers squad tomorrow night against the Hurricanes at York Park.

24th over: Australia 82-3 (S Marsh 21, Head 8) Big overs back to back, Jadeja this time feasted on by the southpaw pair to the tune of ten runs. Granted, it began with a Head edge but it was followed by Marsh pushing nicely down the ground for three, the South Australian picking the gap at cover for a couple then slapping a lovely boundary in the same direction to finish. I haven’t got the TV commentary on now but I bet they are absolutely talking up the MCG miracle as I type.

“Chuck your hypothetical selector’s hat on,” suggests Matt Harris. “Do they wear hats? I don’t know.” They bloody do as far as I am concerned. Please continue. “If Nathan Lyon were to retire tomorrow, who do you think is the most likely next permanent spinner in the Australian team? Ahmed too old? Ssschwepson? Zampa? Agar? Maxwell?”

23rd over: Australia 72-3 (S Marsh 18, Head 1) Shami way off the mark this time around, Marsh clipping three, Head tucking one then Marsh glancing four. Time for a blow.

How about this?! President Obama ON MY WAVELENGTH! (see earlier post)

Courtney Barnett’s Need a Little Time makes Barack Obama’s favourite songs of 2018! https://t.co/ojd2iuHdDK

22nd over: Australia 64-3 (S Marsh 11, Head 0) Marsh takes Jadeja’s first ball to mid on and the race is on for Head to get down to the danger end in time, but the direct hit isn’t on. BIG SHOUT for caught behind, but the South Australian has played and missed at the one that doesn’t turn. An important hand for him after what happened yesterday.

Late addition to Boxing Day Test drinking game: any time Warney says "rissoled" #AUSvIND

Oh, that’s very out. Beautiful bowling from Shami, round the wicket angling in then straightening at Khawaja, beating his squared-up blade. Hit on the back pad, there was little doubt where that ball was going: into middle and off. Australia are in more trouble than the early settlers. And they’ve blown a review.

21st over: Australia 63-3 (S Marsh 10)

IS KHAWAJA LBW TO SHAMI? Umpire Erasmus says yes, but he’s sending it upstairs. Stand by.

20th over: Australia 63-2 (Khawaja 33, S Marsh 10) Khawaja sweeps the first of Jadeja’s new over, taking one. Marsh is looking alright in defence against the spin early in this session, using his feet to get to the pitch a couple of times.

“Afternoon, Adam.” Hello Ian Forth. “Kohli has now declared twice in this match. Only two other captains have declared twice and lost: Graeme Smith at the SCG in 2008 and Garry Sobers against England in 1968, when he set an enigmatically low last innings target. The fact it was chased down by Geoff Boycott might tell you exactly how generous it was.”

19th over: Australia 62-2 (Khawaja 32, S Marsh 10) Shami gets one to take off at Khawaja early in the over, but he plays it well with a hand off the bat before turning a a single around the corner later in the set. Marsh has one ball to deal with but it is a misdirected bumper.

18th over: Australia 61-2 (Khawaja 31, S Marsh 10) Jadeja to Marsh is a match up that he will fancy but he can’t break through his defence here, the left-hander picking up a couple to midwicket along the way to pop him into double figures! That’s not usually a big deal but for Marsh, getting out in single digits as often as he does, it should prompt a wave of the bat. But it won’t matter unless he’s there at tea and beyond.

17th over: Australia 59-2 (Khawaja 31, S Marsh 8) Lovely cut from Khawaja, slamming Shami’s shorter ball past point and to the rope. Sure enough, India’s second innings specialist hits back with a lovely little away swinger from round the wicket, beating the outside edge. That’s not an easy ball to execute. To finish, he nearly finds a way under the number three’s blade with a fuller ball. Technology is suggesting on the replay that the ball that Khawaja missed might actually have been tickled. Lucky.

16th over: Australia 55-2 (Khawaja 27, Marsh 8) OUCH! Khawaja sweeps hard on the bounce to bad pad, hitting the turf and bouncing straight into Agarwal’s neck. The Indian physio spends a couple of minutes in the middle before taking the opener from the field for further inspection. There’s a shout for lbw after the resumption, Khawaja missing his reverse sweep, but Umpire Gould wants none of it. He keeps the strike with a push to midwicket.

Mayank Agarwal is making his way from the field after this nasty blow fielding in close.

Hopefully nothing serious #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/tE1aCQqhwl

15th over: Australia 54-2 (Khawaja 26, Marsh 8) Shami’s radar is off to begin, Marsh deflecting four leg byes off his hip then pulling a couple off the middle of the bat to bring up the Australian 50. That’ll do. Oooh, then one from Shaun’s top shelf, leaning into a stunning cover drive, “as good as we’ve seen in this Test” says Tim Lane on telly. The Indian quick finishes with an accurate bouncer but after ten runs have been taken.

“My song of the year is this irresistible slice of pure funk,” writes Neil Weatherston Sharma. I’ll give it a blast. Thanks.

Explained: Australia pinged for ‘negative tactics’: https://t.co/qtEA1RNdVVpic.twitter.com/MwB4EgUoo1

The players are back on the field. I guess this could be Shaun Marsh’s final Test innings? I think he’ll be safe for Sydney but you never know. By contrast, how about a little bit of Usmania? The six he hit off Jadeja before lunch was delicious. He resumes on 26. Shami will start the Indian session from the Members End. PLAY!

Sir Alastair Cook. I’m not much one for honours, but go you good thing. A note too for my old club chairman at Hampstead CC, Jim Carter. Despite being a bloody big deal on the TV/big screen, he was forever the last person on deck doing all the dirty work that makes a cricket club function. He’s picked up an OBE gong for his services to drama.

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Ending today, isn’t it? After batting for nearly two days, then having a second pop for a little bit, India are every chance to get this done in four. Let that sink in. When Australia were turned over by South Africa and England on this ground in 2008 and 2010, the response was close to a full-blown national catastrophe (we’re mad like that). This won’t necessarily prompt that, but it will mean WHOLESALE CHANGES for Sydney.

To start at the top, Aaron Finch. He has played one late cut in his Test career and it landed in the hands of Virat Kohli. When the @CricProf tweeted that factoid, every other reply was “and it’ll be the last he plays” or jibes along those lines. I’m genuinely sad that it hasn’t worked out for him as he’s exactly the sort of personality they need in that dressing room in this prolonged state of flux, but that’s probably that for him.

Yes, that’s a distant victory target. And an equally distant five sessions to bat for a draw. As is often the case in these scenarios, you’d imagine that if they batted five sessions they would probably get those runs. But they’re unlikely to do either. Really it’s a matter of how much fight this Australian batting side can put up. Both openers are gone, the two senior players in Khawaja and Marsh are at the crease, and there’s not much to come. Khawaja is going hard and not seeming too bothered, which may only work for so long, and Marsh has poked tentatively as he does.

Plenty of discussion around about what should happen with this dysfunctional Australian side for Sydney, in terms of selections. I’m sure Adam Collins will have no shortage of material on that. I’ll leave you with him, and if the Aussies can take us that far, will see you for the first session tomorrow.

14th over: Australia 44-2 (Khawaja 26, S Marsh 2) Jadeja races through one last over before lunch. But instead of getting out from the last ball, Shaun Marsh taps a single through square leg, and survives. The task lies ahead of him after the sandwiches.

13th over: Australia 43-2 (Khawaja 26, S Marsh 1) Lunch is approaching, so maybe Khawaja is going to chilllll, Winston. He blocks out a few against Shami.

“Compelling match to follow from sleepy, ominously mild south east London,” writes James Walsh. “What’s the verdict over there on the attempted rehabilitation of Smith and co? Feels like the soft interviews and cell phone ads have raised more questions than answers, particularly as they have distracted from a really engaging, insomnia-inducing series.”

12th over: Australia 43-2 (Khawaja 26, S Marsh 1) When you’re 360 behind on a failing track, do you want your first drop to be skipping down the track to punt sixes in the 12th over? I guess it doesn’t really matter, it’s the cricket version of partying while the asteroid approaches. Khawaja gives Jadeja a ride over long-off. Then a big outside edge to third man. There’s not much calming about this innings, but it’s interesting. I seem to remember Glenn Maxwell taking some tap for batting like this at No3 in the UAE back in 2014...

11th over: Australia 34-2 (Khawaja 18, S Marsh 0) Shami on for a bowl, and Khawaja drops a single first ball to give Marsh the strike. There ya go, champ. Marsh tries to resume the pattern of leaving the ball that he’d instituted before Bumrah foxed him in the first innings.

10th over: Australia 33-2 (Khawaja 17, S Marsh 0) Shaun Marsh needing a score, as he seemingly always does as he comes to the middle. Beaten by Jadeja immediately.

And that’s exactly what he doesn’t do. Goes hard at Jadeja, gets the fast edge, and Agarwal at short leg parries it up, then snaffles the rebound.

9th over: Australia 32-1 (Harris 13, Khawaja 16) Bumrah with a maiden to a watchful Harris, who’s made a few starts in his short career but has to go on.

8th over: Australia 32-1 (Harris 13, Khawaja 16) Khawaja pulls out the reverse sweep against Jadeja, who was not just being used to facilitate bowling changes. It worked well for Khawaja in the UAE against Yasir Shah, the Pakistan leg-spinner. He nails it this time and gets four. Australia 367 behind, this is easy right?

7th over: Australia 28-1 (Harris 13, Khawaja 12) Was that Jadeja over just so Bumrah could change ends? He does, and overpitches, and Harris drives four. But Harris closes the over giving a worried look at the pitch after another low ball creeps through. Surely any batsman is going to get bowled or lbw eventually if facing enough straight ones.

6th over: Australia 24-1 (Harris 9, Khawaja 12) Jadeja on early with his left-arm spin, or lack of spin sometimes. Harris squeezes a single. Khawaja charges and whacks four down the ground. He’s got four catchers around the bat and wants to push them back, I fancy. He sweeps next ball and misses, nearly leg before but the ball probably hit outside the line. Then the ball balloons to slip and all of the Indian fieldsmen appeal for a catch. The ruling is not out, but Kohli sends it to Richard Kettleborough in the third umpire’s box. Khawaja walked at it, missed it, and it lobbed off the pad to slip. Not out. Busy over. Also the only way you can get a slow over from Jadeja.

5th over: Australia 19-1 (Harris 8, Khawaja 8) Ishant continuing, and Harris drives past the bowler nicely. This time he’ll pick up three, without Jadeja chasing that ball.

Speaking of which, a good time for this pearler from Ruth Purdue.

This is understated but ouch-ful from the CricViz analysts. And if this is their take on Australia, what chance Finch in England?

Aaron Finch struggles hugely against the seaming ball. He averages just 11.50 against deliveries moving more than 0.75° off the pitch. Given that in Australia, 32% of balls move that much, it's a failing that could be fatal to his chances of succeeding as a Test opener. #AUSvIND

4th over: Australia 16-1 (Harris 5, Khawaja 8) Bumrah draws the edge, because of course he does. Khawaja playing across the ball and getting a leading edge through gully for a lucky boundary. That after clipping a brace off his pads. The deficit is a mere 383.

3rd over: Australia 10-1 (Harris 5, Khawaja 2) Harris now wants to settle things down. Those early wickets must just rattle a team so much. Ishant to Harris, who leaves, and blocks, and leaves. Eventually he drives the last ball through cover. The outfield being slow means it won’t be four. Jadeja being fast means it won’t be three.

2nd over: Australia 8-1 (Harris 3, Khawaja 2) Talk about starting well. The first ball of Bumrah’s over crashes into Finch’s thigh pad and Kohli takes a long time deciding not to review. Then is vindicated by taking the catch to dismiss Finch from the second ball. Khawaja then creams a shot straight at short leg, where Agarwal can’t help but get a hand on it, but the ball hit his hand rather than vice versa. He had no chance of holding onto it, and instead he’s holding onto his hand in pain as the ball has left a hefty bruise in his palm. More accurately there’s a fringe of palm around his bruise. Khawaja shovels past Agarwal for a couple of runs to get off the mark.

Awwwwwww, come on. A one-day shot, not a Test opener’s shot when the ball’s new and in the hands of one of the best bowlers in the world. Finch has a little prod as though trying to run a single to third man. In one-dayers, you have a third man. You also don’t have a stacked slip cordon. Finch gives up the catch to Kohli, and rightly or wrongly there’ll now be huge pressure for a new opener in Sydney.

1st over: Australia 6-0 (Finch 3, Harris 3) Classic styles from each opener, Finch with a booming drive for three, Harris with a wafty drop through gully for two. This after tapping a single into the covers. Both starting brightly enough against Ishant Sharma, who’s been excellent all series despite earning fewer of the wickets and plaudits.

Excellent email from Meizu that I saved for the break.

“You and the other Guardian cricket writers choose your team of the year earlier. Why everyone picks these teams before the year actually ends I’d a bit odd - it’s the same for teams of the tournament that come out before the final is played. Anyway, anything you have seen from this and the two other Boxing Day tests change who made your team? Cummins, Bumrah, Latham, Nicholls, etc?”

Ian Forth must be sipping a cup of Earl Grey while he types this. “Pat Cummins has been a breath of mild-mannered air in this test. Misbah-ul-Haq, VVS Laxman, Colin Cowdrey and Hashim Amla would form an excellent batting nucleus in any Mild Mannered Eleven.”

Which is the more likely? Which is the less likely? The Australian commentators will no doubt be talking double-centuries from somebody, so here’s your regular reminder that only four teams have ever chased more than 400 in the fourth innings to win. And that’s in about 2300 Test matches played.

The more relevant question is whether Australia can bat out the day.

37.3 overs: India 106-7 (Shami 0) Hazlewood, to Pant, and the batsman winds up and sends it soaring over long on. He loves a fast 33, doesn’t he? And that’s all he’ll get, as he tries another big shot and only finds the gloves of the Australian wicketkeeper.

Kohli calls his batsmen in with the lead at 398, which is close enough to the 400 he must have wanted.

37th over: India 100-7 (Pant 27, Shami 0) India will bat on. Not sure why they would bother risking their bowlers’ heads and feet and fingers, when none of the three quicks is likely to add many runs. They’d have to be one of the weakest final threes we’ve seen. For Cummins, though, he’ll never have a better chance to get nine in an innings. As we speak, there’s a DRS review against Shami for another leg-side ball, but there’s nothing conclusive to show glove through to the keeper.

Cummins has six! One ball after Jadeja slogs him over midwicket for four, Cummins produces a better bouncer, beelining at the batsman. Jadeja fends and flinches and gets a leading edge into the gully for a simple take.

36th over: India 95-6 (Pant 26, Jadeja 1) They get Jadeja on strike soon enough, with a single. It’s not like he can’t bat, folks. He can’t make contact with the Hazlewood ball he faces though, missing a slog and running a bye as Paine gets an awkward bounce. Pant chops a single.

“Re. the seemingly inevitable return of Smith, Warner, and Bancroft,” emails Trevor Bond, “I agree that whilst to varying degrees morally dubious it shall likely come to pass. But what is the likely timescale, as desperate as the need may be? Is there even enough first class cricket for them to get up to scratch between the expiration of the respective bans and the Ashes, for example?”

35th over: India 92-6 (Pant 24, Jadeja 1) Ok, this is weird. After Pant has punched a boundary through cover, Paine decides he wants Jadeja on strike to start the next over. He asks Cummins to bowl wide down leg side, and Paine sets up his own position wider to receive it. Umpire Erasmus is wise to the ploy, and not only calls it a wide, but calls Paine down for a scolding. Cummins bowls a normal delivery and Pant pulls a single to keep strike. Again, this defensiveness. Your most dangerous bowler, on a five-for, against an attacking young No7, and you don’t back him to get the kid out? What a waste.

@geofflemonsport what’s this tactic called? Nobodyline?

34th over: India 84-6 (Pant 18, Jadeja 0) Josh Hazlewood with the ball replacing Lyon. No Starc as yet, who could be useful with the ball keeping low. Perhaps he’s sore, perhaps Paine wants control ahead of menace. Cummins gives him both. Hazlewood hangs the ball outside Pant’s off stump hoping for something ridiculous, but Pant waits five balls then knocks a single.

33rd over: India 83-6 (Pant 17) Cummins bowling, and this ball is through everyone. Bursts through everyone, serious lift from a fuller length, through the gate, over Agarwal’s stumps, over and wide of Paine down the leg side for four byes. That’s not reassuring for anyone batting after this. Agarwal jams another ball into the gully, staying lower that time. A couple of blocks, the the last ball of the over keeps low again and is through onto the stumps! Agarwal tried to jam down, got the toe of the bat onto it but couldn’t stop it hitting timber.

And Pat Cummins has a five-wicket haul. In trying circumstances, he has 5 for 14 so far.

With all the excitement, what about Agarwal and the #bannerman?

32nd over: India 78-5 (Agarwal 42, Pant 16) Lyon drops short, and Pant produces a cut shot to take full toll. Then a single. The lead moves to 370.

On Twitter, Exhibit A is borne out by Exhibit B.

Fox comms are doing their best to pump up Australia as a chance. India already has about 280 more than required

England is the only side to win a Test at the MCG while chasing a target of 300+
Made 332/7 in the fourth innings to beat Australia on 5 January 1929, nearly 90 years ago!#AusvInd#AusvsInd

31st over: India 73-5 (Agarwal 42, Pant 11) Loud appeal as Cummins beats the glove down leg side. He had some success that way yesterday, but Agarwal misses a touch. This after a ball that cut in savagely to Agarwal and hit the pad, angling down leg. Another spell from the bowler that makes you marvel at what he can produce, and how he keeps producing it. Agarwal plays out a maiden after the early scares.

I agree wholeheartedly with your rationale for not enforcing the follow-on @GeoffLemonSport. I'd just add that "enthusiastically" setting off for a run in spikes is always a handy third innings ruse - especially if you get sent back.

30th over: India 73-5 (Agarwal 42, Pant 11) Five in the deep still, but no one at long off. So Agarwal goes that way and lifts Lyon for six. There must be some orders from the Indian camp to get things moving then. No run from the next ball, but the next sees Agarwal shuffle down and play the short-arm jab into the sightscreen for six more. Then turns a single.

Agarwal scored the most runs of any batsman in the match yesterday. He was 28 not out by stumps.

Readers may sympathise.

Me when someone tries to explain the rules of cricket pic.twitter.com/ar8sFoH8sT

29th over: India 59-5 (Agarwal 29, Pant 10) Cummins to start from the other end. As he should, the Magic Man in this innings. Bowling to Pant, and... he’s dropped! Second ball of the day from Cummins. Big inside edge after the ball cut back at the Indian keeper. The Australian keeper was going the wrong way, and had to try to fling himself back towards the leg side. Got a fingertip to it but the very tough chance goes unclaimed. And concedes a couple of runs.

28th over: India 56-5 (Agarwal 29, Pant 7) Resuming this morning, the opener on debut in Mayank Agarwal, and the feisty wicketkeeper Rishabh Pant. It was exactly such a combination that deflated Australia in Abu Dhabi a few weeks ago after Nathan Lyon crashed through the first five wickets there. Fakhar Zaman on debut and Sarfraz Ahmed put on a massive partnership and took back control of the match there. Mind you, that was on day one, so Pakistan were at risk of losing control. India has no chance of losing control here, even if they lost five for none in the next over.

Lyon concedes a couple of singles, but there are four... five fielders back on the fence. Paine trying to defend and drag the game out rather than trying to bowl India out, it seems.

An email from Scott Lowe. “I know I’m not the first to say this but the batting display yesterday is going to be reason number one why Smith and Warner, and to a lesser extent Bancroft, are going to be welcomed back with open arms. Forget any personal agendas or viewpoints - all of the executives and coaches will want the only two guys averaging over 50 playing ahead of the Ashes.”

Can’t say you’re wrong, even if I can’t say it’s right. Being welcomed back should be contingent on coming clean about every unanswered question, instead of doing weak PR opps with friendly interviewers.

Remember you can email me or hit me up on Twitter if you want to send a question or comment or contribution to the Grand Old OBO. Here’s one from SH:

“Morning greetings, Geoff. I wanted to ask: what did you make of not enforcing the follow-on? With 67 overs in the first innings, surely workload wasn’t an issue. Do India not think they’re capable of knocking twenty back-to-back? Or did they just not want to bat last? Was the forecast a factor? I see nothing wrong with this approach, mind, but I cannot figure out why this team is reluctant to ask others to bat again. Thoughts?”

So to conclude the recapping, India declared on 443 for 7 after batting the first two days. Australia subsided rather than collapsing, with all of the top eight facing at least 30 balls, but the highest score was 22 and the total 154. India decided to bat again anyway, and reached 54 for 5 by stumps, but are miles ahead regardless. Now we wait to see what the fourth day brings, and whether Australia’s batsmen can produce something worthwhile at their second chance. You’d think they’ll have to bat at least five sessions whether there’s a declaration or not.

Let’s not forget the other outstanding fast bowling performance from yesterday. Jasprit Bumrah, he of the gentle approach and wind-up bird bowling action. Trots in like he’s circling the bridle yard, then unleashes a Thor arm calling lightning down from the heavens. Serious pace, serious accuracy, preying on Australia’s weaknesses to clean up 6 for 33 on a pitch that on day one everyone thought would yield six wickets total in the match. But his piece de resistance was the slower ball to Shaun Marsh, sixth ball of the over before lunch, after setting him up with five fast balls in the channel just outside off. Five leaves, then a seductive, confusing yorker that hovered in the air and dipped late under the bat. What on earth.

Jasprit Bumrah with a slower ball...one of the great balls!pic.twitter.com/sxm3aTl7v5

The Cummins spell was something special, especially considering that he’d already shouldered a huge workload in the first innings, then does his part with the bat, and been out bowling again before even really having a chance to put his feet up for five minutes. This is a consistent pattern in the struggling current Australian team, and to get you going for the day, here’s my piece on it.

Related: Cummins strikes, but Australia's bowlers are at breaking point

Day four, and an hour before play the covers were on at the MCG. It’s raining a little bit, but not much, and the forecast was only for a few scattered showers totally 2 millimetres (and for fans of imperial measurements that’s a great time to use them). Rain won’t save Australia, therefore, from a position of 346 runs behind, with India batting in the third innings, and two full days to play. It’s really a matter of when India decide to declare, and for my money I’d say Virat Kohli might do so this morning, a few minutes before play, believing they’ve already got enough with this pitch playing some tricks with consistency of bounce.

That said, Australia will have got a bit of an emotional charge from the spell last night where Pat Cummins blew away India’s main batting. Vihari the makeshift opener was a good start, but then he added Cheteshwar Pujara for a duck, then Kohli and Ajinkya Rahane in consecutive balls. Four wickets in 19 deliveries, and it was a thrill to watch.

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Australia v India: Boxing Day Test, day five - as it happened

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  • India 443-7 decl. & 106-8 decl. defeat Australia 151 & 261 by 137
  • India take 2-1 series lead and first MCG win in 37 years

And here’s the day five match report. For all 27 balls of it.

Related: India retain Border-Gavaskar trophy after cleaning up Australia on day five

Jasprit Bumrah is man of the match. And rightly so, his nine wickets for the match, including 6/33 in Australia’s first innings, was the major difference between these sides. On that note, I have to run downstairs for the press conferenes. On behalf of Geoff, JP and myself, thanks for your company this week and 2018! We’ll talk to you again in Sydney next week. Bye for now from the MCG! Happy New Year!

Virat Kohli speaks.

“We are not going to stop here. This has only given us more confidence to go to Sydney and play more positive cricket. We have retained the trophy bit the job is not done yet. We want to win the last Test as well and that’s the mindset we are playing with since we started in South Africa. We are all ready for the Sydney Test now.”

Tim Paine speaks.

“It is a bit disappointing no doubt I thought we made some strides forward in Perth but with an inexperienced betting performance you are going to have performances as we did in the first innings.”

The Indian fans are singing the national anthem. They have been quite superb. Virat Kohli is over there now giving his batting pads away to them as well. I want to see him get his full kit off like Shane Crawford did after his 200th game. Righto, to the presentations. Stand by.

Rishabh Pant speaks. “It is a pretty special moment. We always thought about it and we’ve got it right now. People are coming from India and we have fantastic support and we love it. We always give 100% for these people. We love playing in Australia. There is always a special performance in every match and Bumrah gave it in this match.”

Pat Cummins speaks. “We probably didn’t absorb the pressure we well as India did,” he says. “We were probably only 100 runs away from putting up a really good show in the first innings and a session in the second from drawing the match. But they outplayed us.” On a personal level? “I’m pretty happy with my game It has been a long six or seven years and last year a first home series was amazing and to come out here and really contribute, it is more than I could ever hope for.”

27 balls is all it took to finish the job this morning for the visitors, Cummins then Lyon edging behind in the consecutive overs. A truly magnificent bowling performance again from this Indian attack, surely the best they have ever assmbled. Their loyal fans are going wild in the bottom of the northern stand, as they should.

INDIA WINS #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/wD7tbsnJj1

Lyon tries to hook Ishant but only edges it through to Pant. It’s all over! India win the Boxing Day Test for the first time and retain the Border-Gavaskar Trophy. A mighty performance from Virat Kohli and his men.

89th over: Australia 261-9 (Lyon 7, Hazlewood 0) Somehow, Hazlewood keeps four straight and swinging Bumrah balls off his stumps to survive the over.

OUT.

Cummins edges, Pujara catches.

India one wicket away #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/SnVnokaQq9

Lovely fuller delivery that Cummins had to play, the edge found, the ball landing in the safe hands of Pujara at slip. Excellent cricket from the visitors - they have earned this.

88th over: Australia 261-8 (Cummins 63, Lyon 7) Ishant beats Lyon first up, driving at a ball away from his body. Lyon gets better as the over goes on, leaving and defending confidently to complete the maiden. The Bharat and Swami Armies look to have joined up in the northern stand and they are making plenty of noise. Great stuff.

I reckon the crowd here today comprises around 80% India fans and 20% Australian. There is no scientific basis for this estimate. #AUSvIND

Bay 13 is now the Bay of Bengal.#AUSvsIND

87th over: Australia 261-8 (Cummins 63, Lyon 7) Bumrah to Cummins from the members end. “It’s basically a new ball,” notes Glenn McGrath on Macquarie radio, so he’s the obvious man to start rather than Jadeja, with eight wickets to his name in this Test. He’s getting the ball through nicely to the gloves of Pant, Cummins fending at one that just misses his outside edge. There are two back on the hook, which McGrath says “is ridiculous” as Cummins ducks under a bouncer - he’s not hooking any time soon.

86th over: Australia 261-8 (Cummins 63, Lyon 7) Cummins away first ball, tucking Ishant fine, Lyon then doing likewise. Between times, the ground staff came out to bang away at the run up and lay a bit of sawdust. There’s a half-hearted should from Pant got a catch down the legside, but there’s nothing in that, says Umpire Gunner Gould. Cummins keeps the strike with a push to the sweeper (a sweeper?! Now?) at point. Speaking of Gunner, he knows a bit about being at the MCG on unexpected fifth days.

And per @derekpringle’s magnificent book, earlier in the Test, Gunner had a meat pie dumped on his head on the boundary at Bay 13. Doubly unusual for a bloke who was a wicketkeeper. pic.twitter.com/GQxPCa44DT

We have 71 overs ahead of us (in theory) because we lose eight from last night. This has been confirmed by CA after a bit of confusion earlier. The tea break will be at 2:55pm, in that unlikely event, but with Pat Cummins there, who would doubt it? Ishant Sharma has the ball in his hand from the Great Southern Stand End and he’ll be starting off at Cummins (61) with Lyon (4) down the other end. Australia require 141 runs for one of the most famous victories in the history of Test cricket. Yeah, I’m talking it up. PLAY!

I saw Nathan Lyon’s brother Brendan in the corridor. He’s been getting some very good press (not least from me) for the work he did on Nathan’s batting during the winter. “I wish the rain would go away,” he said to me. “It’s delaying the run chase!”

To get us in the mood on the big screen they are showing us Brett Lee’s Test debut 5fa on debut from this fixture in December 1999. I was sitting behind his spell in the Southern Stand that day, behind the arm on level four. Good childhood memories.

Why, hello there! Remember yesterday when I said my goodbyes for 2018? Certain that Australia would roll over to have their bellies tickled in time for dinner last night? Well, I was right in a way - the top and middle order did as scripted. Then Pat Cummins showed up and here we are, some 22 hours later with no result acheived as yet.

I asked Nathan Lyon last night whether Cummins could captain Australia once Tim Paine gives it away. He didn’t engage with the question, but it got me thinking all the same. Who better? Sure, in the 817 Tests Australia has played, only one has been led by a fast bowler (Lindy filled in for one in 1957).

Deepika Sharma emails in: “Hey Geoff, I cancelled my Saturday night plans to see India win and have been checking the weather every minute. Your blog keeps it interesting though and it keeps me awake too!”

Never cancel Saturday night plans, my friends. Not for the fickleness of cricket and Melbourne weather. Though the history of an Indian win... last time they won at the MCG, none of the players from either of the current sides was born.

@GeoffLemonSport
You have to - on occasion - look beyond winning and pay respect you the history of Test cricket. That is, you enforce the follow on, and see what happens.

Psssssh Stella Rossa, I’m making disapproving mouth sounds. “See what happens” is what you do when trying to connect your stereo system after moving house. Or when Muttiah Muralitharan bats. It’s not a viable approach to match tactics. (Ok, granted, it’s often the only approach to match tactics.)

@GeoffLemonSport here’s the Wikipedia argument on the follow on: pic.twitter.com/0A33sCTDDj

Mates, I will fight Mike Brearley any day of the week. I’m not scared. (Also deeply appreciate that Gavin Robertson’s bio just reads “Not the cricketer.” And that he assumes people have heard of Gavin Robertson the cricketer. Which also brings to mind this moment from Sandpaper week back in March. (Apologies to Gavin Robertson (the cricketer))).

There have been some lies from Australian cricket the last few days but this is the final straw pic.twitter.com/RD1Zk6qseR

Richard Spiller writes in. “Hi Geoff - for those of us in England who had postponed sleep in the hope of seeing Australia finished off, BT Sport are showing (for reasons I haven’t fathomed) an Australia v India ODI at the Gabba in Jan 1986.It’s got a definite period charm – Gavaskar opening the batting wearing a sun hat, the likes of David Gilbert and Syed Kirmani, the Gabba having some individuality rather than just another stadium and commentary from Benaud, Greig et al. Hope you get some play eventually.”

That sounds better than the Test match. Also, your name. I thought Spiller... Spiller.

Via email, Santosh Venkataraman has rallied to my flag. “India made the right decision based on two more factors. They are using a 4-man bowling attack and were able to give them some rest. The second innings by India of 106-8 showed how dangerous a follow-on would have been. What total would they have been comfortable chasing? Even a total of 120 or 100 with pressure mounting would be tricky to negotiate.” First prize is this giant teddy bear who is choosing not to adopt antiquated Victorian-era tactics.

Alright Vectron, if that is your real name. I’ll allow it.

@GeoffLemonSport Re Follow on: Could the case be made to enforce if you have a couple or more batsmen with niggling/possible serious injuries that you don't want to exercerbate if you don't need to? #AUSvIND

What ho! A sensible luncheon decision from an ICC official! (I know it’s not the umpires’ fault generally.) But this is great news, and not just because I get to clock off 15 minutes early. (In fact rain sessions are often the most fun on the OBO.) But it means we should get on promptly after lunch. (Another parenthetical caveat.)

Tim Hare writes in: “Looking forward later on to The Guardian writing up NZ’s series win against Sri Lanka. Four series wins on the bounce now. Incidentally, can you and your followers remember a time when only two Australians would make it into the NZ team? Definitely Gary and Cummins and then crickets.”

Tim, if they would let me write about other teams then I would be doing En Zed versus whoever followed by Zimbabwe versus Bangladesh all day long. Love the game, the whole world round. Sadly the remit of Guardian Australia is a little more specific. Also I’m watching another Test match*

The last rain is clearing Melbourne on the radar. You can bet, sure as mountains, that as soon as the surface is ready for play we’ll break for lunch.

Here’s a useful link via Liam.

A really top scientific understanding of the follow-on decision is here: https://t.co/YwsbbcOvby

I’m getting a lot of tweets about the follow-on, which for some reason really gets people going. Let’s just make the personal record clear.

The follow-on is trash. It’s the most pointless tactical device around. People get obsessed with using it purely because they have the opportunity to use it. It’s like a milkshake maker, or a firearm.

A few people asking if any rain-seeding tactics are being used today. I’ll just say that Usman Khawaja is a qualified pilot...

(it’s still raining)

If any Australian supporters would like to feel a special breed of angst and despair, I have just the thing.

Australian centuries by calendar year:
2001 23
2002 18
2003 25
2004 22
2005 21
2006 19
2007 6 (4 Tests)
2008 19
2009 15
2010 12
2011 8
2012 15
2013 13
2014 16
2015 21
2016 12
2017 15
2018 4

All the covers are on for the moment, large, small, and in between.

Be interesting to see what people make of the pitch once this match is done. A lot of talk about it. It looked ugly, but did it start to play better, or were Australia’s batsmen just bad enough to bring the match alive?

“There was lot of controversy on the pitch on day one, everyone seems to have gone quiet now. We were disappointed but pleased it started to come to life. We’ve got a lot of work on this pitch issue but we will do that over the next few years.”

Stuart Fox, MCC CEO #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/2MbwU1zEcc

“Just wanted to say thank you to you, Adam and Jonathan (and all the other hosts) as well as all the OBO-ers for your excellent efforts in this test and over the whole year. It’s a beacon of amusement and camaraderie and a reminder that the game is bigger than a few passing ripples in its pond.”

Thanks Ian. In all sincerity, it’s a privilege to be allowed to pilot this strange, lovely, ramshackle thing that has survived and flourished for as many years as it has.

Pat Cummins has to do everything.

Gotta feel for Pat Cummins. Out there pulling the covers on and off, while the rest of the team sit back in the dressing room sipping lattes. #AusvIndpic.twitter.com/b4PbWoDjVX

“Hi Geoff,” writes Jeremy. “In your preamble I reckon you’ve put your finger on exactly why I love Test cricket: this game is a piquant mix of a starry-eyed optimism that has you dreaming that your hero can bat all day and the pessimism that is the OBO’s poetic stock in trade.

“But best of all are those valiant performances in defeat; Cummins’ on-drives yesterday had the look of a captain going down with the ship and trying to hold back the waves while he was at it. And then your mind starts to play those lovely games of ‘what if?’ - sadly, in this case it’s: what if one or two of the top six had shown a tenth of Cummins’ application?”

And now it’s hammering rain at the MCG once more. Australia won’t mind, if this drags on a little longer then we’ll start losing overs. As vain as that hope may be. A few silly types online are already expostulating over Kohli not enforcing the follow-on, as though this is going to make a difference in the end.

“Not sure that Indian wickets afford quick bowlers much comfort,” emails John Burton about Bumrah. That’s the perception, but there has been a concerted effort to produce more pace-friendly pitches at times in Indian domestic cricket, which is partly where this generation of excellent quicks has come from. And if that’s where India’s advantage lies in any given series, you can bet that the ground staff at various venues will respond appropriately.

It keeps changing. Play was due to start at 11. Then the covers came back on. Now they’re off again.

Word from Melbourne’s northern suburbs is that there’s rain coming down there, and thunder. The weather on the radar seems to be coming west to east, and it looks like there’s another band of rain maybe an hour away. I suspect it’ll clear up by the afternoon, so bear with us.

The hessian is being stripped. It’s Christmas all over again. The umpires will do an inspection shortly.

On again, off again ... Blocker Wilson overseeing proceedings. pic.twitter.com/dD4g93hoe0

The time for a start has arrived, but the morning showers are still showering at the ground. The TV broadcasters at Seven are doing a panel on selection with Gideon Haigh and Peter Lalor from The Australian, which is owned by the company that also owns Foxtel, where the broadcast is doing something else.

The covers are stripped back to the hessian layers, so we won’t be delayed by much.

This is the kind of niche specialist content that Collins can bring you.

Ian Gould, officiating this week, had a chance to win the MCG Test as a sub fielder on the Border/Thomson/Botham/Tavare/Miller morning in 1982. https://t.co/FawJsCsFNh

Also this morning, keep an eye on Jasprit Bumrah. He currently has 47 wickets and is playing his 9th Test. So he can’t quite get to 50 in 9, like Mohammad Abbas so memorably threatened to do for Pakistan this year. But he’s very close, and if he takes 10 Tests he’ll still be the fastest Indian seamer to the mark by a distance. (Ravi Ashwin holds the Indian record with 9 Tests, Terror Turner holds the all-time record with 6 Tests.) For Bumrah, it’s a truly remarkable rise for someone who was an unknown curiosity bowler in the IPL a few years ago, who only debuted in Tests this year, and who’s never had the comfort of playing at home.

Now, the weather. “Tell me how we feel about the weather,” says the poet Derrick Brown. “Talk about the moon, but not about how it f–––s up our blood.” The weather has its emotional impact on us all, and cricket players or watchers are among the most concretely affected. Rain can be saviour or tormentor. There is some rain around Melbourne this morning, and a bit of grumbling thunder even now. But the forecast and the radar show patchy bits, so it won’t be enough to wash out a day. We might lose a bit of time, but even that’s unlikely with the umpires showing on day four how late they’re willing to play with the floodlights on. I’ll keep you posted, but rain isn’t expected to play a role.

Here’s that poem, if you want to feel something for a few minutes while we wait.

I like believing in impossible things. That’s one of the attractions of cricket – there’s always the chance that a certain day will be special, a day on which you may see something no one has seen before. And most of the time you don’t, but very occasionally you do.

Which isn’t to say that I’m entertaining the idea of Australia winning this Test match. 141 runs behind, with only the No11 yet to bat, on a fifth-day pitch that has misbehaved since day two, against a bowling attack with strong claims to being the best in the world. This isn’t England in Adelaide in 2017, or even Australia in Adelaide a couple of weeks ago. Coming into the last day those times there was at least an outside chance. Here it’s numerically just not an option.

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Australia v India: SCG fourth Test, day one – as it happened

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Before this series began everyone’s attention was focussed on Virat Kohli. The theory went that two strong bowling attacks would be evenly matched but Kohli’s genius could be the determining factor. Well, the logic has proven sound, only the batsman to dominate proceedings has been Cheteshwar Pujara.

For the third time this tour India’s No3 reached triple figures, and his knock at the SCG was his most fluent of the lot. Not for the first time he arrived at the crease following an early dismissal but after the recalled KL Rahul (9) fell cheaply, he occupied the crease with the aggressive Mayank Agarwal (77) before taking matters into his own hands during the afternoon and evening sessions.

90th over: India 303-4 (Pujara 130, Vihari 39) Lyon closes out the day with a regulation over of off-spin that India handle with the minimum of fuss. The partnership moves on to 75, India in excess of 300, and Australia’s chances of levelling the series already look bleak.

89th over: India 300-4 (Pujara 128, Vihari 38) Australia bowled short to Vihari to great effect earlier in the series but until this Cummins over they haven’t bowled with similar menace today. Belatedly, Vihari struggles to fend one away under his left armpit, then struggles to withdraw his gloves to one that lifts outside his off stump.

Some great times with the run machine. #ThrowbackThursday
Congrats @cheteshwar1 for your 3rd of the Test series #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/quIfPlSDew

88th over: India 300-4 (Pujara 128, Vihari 38) Australia’s ineffectiveness with the new ball is such that Nathan Lyon is back on again for his 28th over of the day. A couple of singles ensure from a quiet over. Just two more overs left in the day.

87th over: India 298-4 (Pujara 127, Vihari 37) Cummins finally gets a turn with the new ball and he begins by offering Vihari some width, with predictable results. This is far from the most controlled shot India’s No6 has played today but he still profits by four runs through the offside. Australia’s attack looks a bit weary late on day one, and after a few bright signs in Hazlewood’s first over with the new ball it has since refused to do anything spiteful in the air or off the pitch.

86th over: India 292-4 (Pujara 126, Vihari 32) Australia apparently haven’t figured out Vihari likes to cut. Starc this time errs by slanting across a short and wide delivery first up that results in the ball scorching across the outfield to the point fence. This near run-a-ball knock from Vihari - especially against the new ball - has been impressive. When he arrived at the crease the day was in the balance, now India are once again powering into the ascendancy.

Innings of 200+ balls in the #AUSvIND series
1x: Usman Khawaja
2x: Virat Kohli
3x:
4x: CHETESHWAR PUJARA
@BCCI@cricketcomau

85th over: India 287-4 (Pujara 126, Vihari 27) Another beautiful backfoot shot from Vihari. He gets four with a precise drive to a ball that wasn’t that short or wide but the execution made Hazlewood look popgun.

Vihari is currently attacking 32% of his deliveries in this innings - that's the highest figure he's recorded in a Test knock. #AUSvIND

84th over: India 282-4 (Pujara 126, Vihari 22) Pujara’s wrists earn him another couple of runs but Starc extracts a measure of revenge, collecting the No3 with a short ball that cannons into the batsman’s left tricep. The bruise that will emerge as a result of that blow will be a work of art.

For the love of all that's holy, can Australia just TRY Cummins with the new ball one time. Just to satisfy my curiosity. I mean, he bats okay against it. #AUSvIND

83rd over: India 280-4 (Pujara 122, Vihari 24) More classical run-scoring from Vihari, this time waiting in his crease, shifting his bodyweight en pointe, and carving a backfoot cut shot behind square for four. We haven’t seen India counterattack Australia’s quicks often this series but Vihari looked a million dollars playing that shot on his tiptoes.

82nd over: India 276-4 (Pujara 124, Vihari 18) Starc shares the new ball and he charges in from over the wicket to Vihari but there’s no swing in the air or venom off the pitch. Vihari has looked in good touch since he arrived at the crease and here again he presents a straight bat to anything testing witht he presence of mind to guide a half-volley calmly through the covers for a lovely three.

Indians scoring 3 or more 100s in a Test series outside Asia:

4 Gavaskar in WI, 1970-71
3 Sardesai in WI, 1970-71
3 Gavaskar in Aus, 1977-78
3 Dravid in Eng, 2002
3 Dravid in Eng, 2011
4 Kohli in Aus, 2014-15
3 PUJARA in Aus, 2018-19#AusvInd

81st over: India 271-4 (Pujara 122, Vihari 15) Hazlewood takes the virgin Kookaburra and his first delivery reveals appreciable swing away from the right-handed Vihari. The lights are taking effect at the SCG making this a testing little spell for India. The next delivery goes the other way, Vihari inside-edging his way to the non-striker’s end. From that vantage point he can enjoy Hazlewood’s line to Pujara starting too wide outside off stump, then over-correcting, allowing the centurion a gimme four on his pads.

Since the start of 2018, only Virat Kohli has made more Test centuries than Cheteshwar Pujara. #AUSvIND

Australia take the second new ball immediately.

80th over: India 266-4 (Pujara 118, Vihari 14) Australia have raced through their overs in recent minutes, scurrying their way to the second new ball. Lyon is the latest to rattle through his work, India happy to see off the good balls and pinch singles where available. Ten overs or 45 minutes left in the day.

“How many wickets have been caught by the wicket keeper or close in on the leg side in this series?” asks Roland Smith. “Is this a new weakness of batsmen bred on 20/20?”

79th over: India 264-4 (Pujara 117, Vihari 13) Paine persists with Labuschagne and he’s rewarded with a tidy over. Quicker from the leggie, hustling the batsmen with a line around off stump.

78th over: India 262-4 (Pujara 116, Vihari 12) More *as yet unnamed* wristy flick goodness from Pujara to keep India in the runs before the new ball can be taken.

“Afternoon Jonathan,” a pleasure as always Phil Withall. “The importance of players like Pujara to a side becomes more pronounced with each innings he plays. Others contribute, not always very much, but having a player that is prepared to build an innings, to take runs when they are offered and just bat is incredibly important in Test cricket. Australia are lacking a player with this mindset, skill level and patience. I feel the home side will continue to struggle until such a batsman can be found.” I think a certain Mr Smith may be in line to fill that particular gap pretty soon.

77th over: India 258-4 (Pujara 113, Vihari 11) Labuschagne gets a second over, but he might wish he hadn’t. His second delivery is a junk full toss that Pujara wallops disdainfully over cow corner for four. Four other deliveries also go for runs. Not what the skipper is after with the second new ball on the horizon.

76th over: India 250-4 (Pujara 107, Vihari 9) Pujara’s intent has been noticeable this innings, especially to Lyon, and he shows more attacking elan again this over, skipping down the pitch and belting Australia’s GOAT along the carpet through mid-on for a handsome four.

@JPHowcroft re. Those two "wristy flicks" by Pujara in the 64th over, why is there no proper name for that shot when cricket has a name for everything else? The push/flick thru mid wicket is more common than the leg glance. It was Mark Waugh's signature. Yet it goes unnamed....

75th over: India 246-4 (Pujara 103, Vihari 9) Paine shows he has a gambler’s instinct by recalling Labuschagne. The leggie’s opening over before Tea was dross but he gets another chance. The first couple of deliveries of his second spell are ominously dragged down but he recovers quickly, landing the next three, then relying on some sharp fielding to ensure an overpitched delivery only goes for one. Something to build on.

74th over: India 243-4 (Pujara 101, Vihari 8) Vihari has been reluctant to show us his shots so far this series but he’s scoring at a decent clip so far in this knock, forcing Lyon through the covers for three to maintain the momentum created by Pujara. Speaking of the centurion, he is now in rare company.

Three or more hundreds in a series in Australia #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/AhOfLra0aa

73rd over: India 239-4 (Pujara 100, Vihari 5) After rollicking towards his century either side of Tea, Pujara is now inching his way there in singles. That is until Starc serves him a leg-stump half-volley that is clipped effortlessly wide of fine-leg for four. That’s his third ton of the series, the 18th of his career and once again vital in the context of the match. All the noise pre-Adelaide was about Virat Kohli but Che Pujara has proven the main difference between these two sides over the past month.

Wonder why Starc didn’t bowl for 38 overs....bowled 12 in the first 30
Overs. And then radio silence for sooooo long. Didn’t bowl a single ball to Kohli. #AusvInd#7cricket@7Cricket@1116sen

Stuart Clark comments on the bowlers:
"I think Australia are a bit nervous about working on the ball after South Africa. You've got to be throwing the ball into the pitch, try to find the rough part of the wicket. It's not illegal." #AUSvIND#abcgrandstandpic.twitter.com/tygq1irj3l

72nd over: India 233-4 (Pujara 95, Vihari 4) There’s a little happening out there now. Despite Pujara focussing on defence in this Lyon over he still offers a hint of a bat-pad catch and does well to dig out a quicker ball that doesn’t get up.

According to the CricViz Wicket Probability Model, Mitchell Starc's Expected Strike Rate is 38. He's bowled well, to good batsmen, who've resisted him effectively. #AUSvIND

71st over: India 232-4 (Pujara 94, Vihari 4) Starc immediately goes short to the new batsman Viahri from over the wicket but after a couple on target he offers some width that the No6 climbs all over and pummels through point for four.

Virat Kohli @imVkohli showing his passionate support for the McGrath Foundation with his pink bat and gloves

What. A. Legend!#pinktest#IndianCricketTeam#AUSvsIND#itsyourpinktestpic.twitter.com/Vpqeui7MGw

Starc’s form this series has been patchy but he is always a wicket-taking threat. After an ordinary return over the big quick sends down a missile of a bouncer that climbs on Rahane, kisses the batsman’s gloves and soars through to Paine behind the stumps.

This has always felt like India’s day but if Australia can winkle Pujara out before the close of play that opinion will have to be reappraised.

That's a BRUTE of a short ball to get Rahane from @mstarc56! #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/OJ1COzC4wI

70th over: India 228-3 (Pujara 94, Rahane 18) When Lyon bowls to Pujara the batsman looks in total control and always seems able to rotate the strike by advancing down the pitch and whipping his wrists across the ball with the spin. With Rahane on strike the balance is more towards the bowler but in this over the offie lets himself down with a mixture of lines and lengths letting Rahane off the hook.

69th over: India 224-3 (Pujara 93, Rahane 15) Plenty of chat on TV about the lack of overs from Mitchell Starc today (just 12 to this point) but when he is finally recalled to the attack he watches his first two deliveries whistle to the boundary. Both came from the blade of the free-scoring Pujara, the first through mid-on, the second behind point, each oozing authority. A squirty inside-edge later in the over gives the bowler some encouragement but Rahane then pushes a couple intot he offside to make it a very healthy over for the tourists.

68th over: India 213-3 (Pujara 84, Rahane 13) Another maiden from Lyon sent down in the direction of Rahane.

67th over: India 213-3 (Pujara 84, Rahane 13) Cummins continues but he has the dubious honour of sending down a ball 67-overs soft to Che Pujara nearing his Cowan double century. The batsman glides a couple through the gully region in an over that resembled a net session.

“Pujara seems to be in the Rahul Dravid mould. Man just bats and bats and bats,” emails Amod Paranjape. “Speaking of Rahul Dravid do you know that three people by the name of Hanuma Vihari , Mayank Agarwal and Prithvi Shaw refer to him as their Mentor?”

66th over: India 211-3 (Pujara 82, Rahane 13) Lyon and Rahane are back in their maiden groove. Meanwhile, more from Maxi-land.

They (selectors) think that I’ve got enough opportunities to have shown what I’ve got in the Test arena, and they weren’t happy with what they saw. Look, if I can pile some more runs on at the back end of this summer who knows, but, yeah, it’s too hard to concentrate on anything too far ahead. They’ve picked their squad at the moment and I wish them all the best. I’ll be watching – I love watching the game – so I’ll be still watching them.”

Glenn Maxwell on his Test hopes and the omission of his good mate Aaron Finch from the XI in Sydney #AUSvINDhttps://t.co/fF6CXEKIml

65th over: India 211-3 (Pujara 82, Rahane 13) Cummins continues in an over elongated by a change of bowling boot. His line is straight, to the point of leaking onto the pads of both right-handers, but defence is the priority after one attempted guide into the onside finds a leading edge.

“Morning Jonathan,” hi Gervase Greene. “Can I just point out that Kohli’s dismissal was eerily foretold in the 47th over by this very column (was it Adam?) in noting how Kohli is squeezed down the leg side and gloving it through leg slip or finer repeatedly. And so it proved, exactly. Spooky? A chink in the Kohli armour, methinks, and it is indeed unfortunate to have taken until India were halfway to a 1st innings total of 500-plus in a match they only need to draw for Australia’s brains trust to have stumbled upon it.” Adam will be chuffed someone spotted that nugget of clairvoyance.

64th over: India 210-3 (Pujara 82, Rahane 12) Magnificent batting from Che Pujara. He has looked more expansive today than at any point in the series and in this Lyon over he executes two glorious wristy flicks to work boundaries through midwicket from deliveries that pitched outside off stump. Lyon responds by moving from over to around the wicket.

63rd over: India 202-3 (Pujara 74, Rahane 12) 200 up for India courtesy of a couple through the covers off a controlled Rahane drive. Rahane and Pujara then exchange singles.

The pronunciation of Labuschagne is going to generate a few winces during the allrounder’s international career. Here’s some advice from Patrick Cornish. “Dear Guardian team, please consult an Afrikaans speaker and tell everyone how the name Labuschagne is pronounced. It sounds rather like LABUS-Kachnee (ch as in “choir, not as in “rich”). Not easy, but possible.”

62nd over: India 198-3 (Pujara 73, Rahane 9) Lyon has tied down Rahane in recent overs and he has the Indian No5 moving in skittish fashion at the start of this over but the pressure is released with a sloppy shorter ball that’s whipped behind square on the legside for a single.

I know this kind of Twitter content is what many of you are here for.

My parallel would be the mismatching cricket gear of the 80s and 90s. The newly minted England batsmen wearing their county emblems on their helmets.

61st over: India 197-3 (Pujara 73, Rahane 8) Cummins replaces Hazlewood and after extending the run of dot balls beyond 20 he concedes a couple to Pujara and the scoreboard gets moving once again. On TV Trent Copeland analyses that Hazlewood grubber a few overs back and identifies a bare patch that may well be cause for concern as this match goes on.

John Cox has emailed in, entertaining the tantilising possiblity there could be a niche for climbing keepers. I’m on board. “On Adam Parore climbing Mount Everest,” John emails, “I’m going to stick my neck out and suggest that the best cricketer/climber is former England keeper Bruce French. His climbing exploits don’t make the Internet much, but here’s one in which he’s briefly mentioned (non-climbers should skip from Bruce to the end).”

60th over: India 195-3 (Pujara 71, Rahane 8) Third maiden in a row - once again Lyon to Rahane. This one contained a moral victory for the bowler late in the over though. Now, can Australia join these dots into a big W?

59th over: India 195-3 (Pujara 71, Rahane 8) Another maiden, this time Pujara addressing Hazlewood’s short stuff with aplomb.

“Happy New Year, Jonathan.” And the same to you Ian Forth. “The think-tank has identified Labuschagne as the guy to hold up an end for 15 or so overs today. OK then. Sydney is traditionally the Test in which the losing side in a series completely unravels, but was there any need to get quite such a helping hand from the selection panel?” It is very England late 80s/early 90s. I wonder if they’re going to go full Chris Cowdrey during the Sri Lanka series?

58th over: India 195-3 (Pujara 71, Rahane 8) Rahane is content to block out a maiden from Nathan “Garry” Lyon.

“I’m puzzled,” emails Sandra Gai Lucas. “Why is Nathan Lyon called Garry? Please explain. Thank you, Jonathan.” Well, it’s in reference to another famous Australian Lyon, Garry, a former Australian Rules footballer and now media personality.

57th over: India 195-3 (Pujara 71, Rahane 8) Geeeeeeee Whizzzzzzz! The first ball of Hazlewood’s over is a half-tracker but it barely gets above shin height, beats Pujara’s defensive stroke but does not have the brass neck to castle into his stumps. That is not the kind of misbehaviour either side wants to see so early in the Test - and especially not the curator. Pujara jogs to the refuge of the non-striker’s end where he can mutter under his breath at Rahane receiving a rank lop hop that bounces predictably, allowing him to carve a boundary behind point.

Quite subversive from CA posting this today. Like that a lot. KP the highlight. https://t.co/lFQfcWErC9

56th over: India 189-3 (Pujara 70, Rahane 3) Couple more to Rahane, this time with a very well executed square cut to a Lyon delivery that allows him a smidgen of room outside his off stump. That attacking stroke is surrounded by defensive dots.

Australia's chances of winning this Test were 21% at the start of the day, with WinViz. That's now fallen to 7%, and Australia are already in an extremely precarious position. Another good session for the tourists, and the series may be lost. #AUSvIND

55th over: India 187-3 (Pujara 70, Rahane 1) Hazlewood has an over at the new batsman and he makes sure Rahane is familiar with the behaviour of this pitch from short of a length. There’s nothing overly troubling in there though and he retains strike and gets off the mark with a final ball single.

On the Glenn Maxwell "reckless" tweet - where do you sit on the scale of "Keep your mouth shut Glenn" to "Get it up 'em mate!"? I get kind of sick of this requirement of our sportspeople to be overly courteous about bizarre non-selections.

54th over: India 186-3 (Pujara 70, Rahane 0) Lyon resumes his battle with Pujara but the batsman is well on top at the moment and he continues his march towards another century with a powerful pulled four and a delicately nudged two.

53rd over: India 180-3 (Pujara 64, Rahane 0) Have there been more legside dismissals than usual this series? It seems so from my reactionary perspective. Anyhow, Kohli’s gone and Australia have their tails up after a torrid afternoon session.

@JPHowcroft Small Town Boy by Bronski Beat, featuring a British Rail we now look back on with nostalgia, but didn’t much like at the time. I’m looking for the cricketing parallel here...

Oh my, that is a lovely post-Tea gift for Australia. Hazlewood’s over is unremarkable until a short delivery leaking down the leg side catches Kohli’s glove mid-pull and the ball travels comfortably into Paine’s gloves. An unexpected breakthrough for Australia.

Kohli OUT!

Hazlewood gets him caught down the leg side #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/9tEbyepaIW

Don’t let me take responsibility for everything that gets posted on here this afternoon. Witticisms and wisdom are not only welcomed but encouraged, especially via Twitter - @JPHowcroft- or by email - jonathan.howcroft.freelance@theguardian.com.

I know baldies and bangers have been on the agenda so far, but whatever floats your collective boats, just keep that correspondence flowing.

As is frustratingly common, the over rate has been appalling during the opening couple of sessions, meaning the final period of play will last the scheduled two hours plus the additional half hour and even then we might not have enough time to whirl through 38 overs to edge us up to the minimum required daily complement of 90.

Tim Paine’s hip pocket might get stung at some point soon especially if he’s unable to rely on some quick overs of spin from Labuschagne. That over before the interval would not have done much for the skipper’s confidence in the fifth member of his attack.

Reckless... https://t.co/66asxGRpSI

Thank you very much Mr Collins, my favourite cricketing Adam since Adam Parore, a man with some choice claims to fame*, including:

51st over: India 177-2 (Pujara 61, Kohli 23) Shooooot! Kohli, on the cusp of tea, gets a big stride in to Lyon before driving him against the spin through cover. Wonderful batting from this pair, their stand passing 50 with that shot as they go to tea. The visitors added 108 runs in the session, losing Agarwal (77) along the way, holing out to long-on off Lyon after hitting the spinner for a couple of sixes. All told, it’s India’s day at the SCG. And with that, I’ll hand the OBO over to JP Howcroft for the final stanza. Bye!

51st over: India 173-2 (Pujara 61, Kohli 19) Oh dear, Labuschagne into the attack for the first time in this country and it has not gone well at all. On three occasions, the legspinner drops short with half-trackers and three times Pujara does the business, smashing them to the rope. Jim Maxwell on the ABC compares the over to the eight sent down by Johnny Watkins on this ground in 1973, “when he got stage fright on debut and could barely land it on the pitch.” Pujara raised his half-century, in 134 balls, with the first of those. It’s the fourth time he’s made it to 50 in this series.

50th over: India 161-2 (Pujara 49, Kohli 19) The Indian duo are breaking up the attack here now, Pujara tucking a couple off Lyon then cutting delicately for two more before pushing one to midwicket. Fine batting in the lead up to the tea interval.

“I’m at the SCG where a couple of afternoon beers are just starting to wake the slightly soporific crowd in the members section,” emails Ed Elias. “Given that Nathan Lyon looks like Fredo, the wayward brother in The Godfather, is his brother in fact the head of a significant crime syndicate? I missed the interview with Brendan ‘il padrone’ Lyon at lunchtime so I don’t know.”

49th over: India 156-2 (Pujara 44, Kohli 19) Kohli’s turn, albeit another boundary of the unconvincing variety. It’s the pleave! Cummins had the Indian captain tangled up trying to let it go but he couldn’t get his bat out of the way in time, the ball deflecting through the cordon along the ground for four. Even Our Pat might utter a swear word in response to that.

48th over: India 152-2 (Pujara 44, Kohli 15) It has been a while since Pujara unfurled those arms of his, but he does so to Lyon when the spinner drops short, smashing him to the midwicket boundary. And with that shot, India’s 150 is raised.

“I’m sure you’ve gotten a lot of feedback about this already,” writes Scott Probst, “but I’ve just woken after night shift and found that the Australia selectors have continued their custom of taking part in an ayahuasca ceremony just prior to selecting the team. The mystical properties of halllucinogenic drugs use over the last 10 years is the only way to explain the progress (or otherwise) of the Australia team composition. On this occasion, the dream gods have discarded Finch, elevated Labuschagne, and retained a Marsh - we are but unknowing mortals searching for answers.”

Cheteshwar Pujara. 80+ Skinfolds. 8min30 2km time trial (on a good day). Fields like a Tree. Wears 2015 ASIC spikes. Does not give a flying fuck how boring or bad he looks.
At least all our blokes have good rigs and the best gear. #AusvInd

47th over: India 148-2 (Pujara 40, Kohli 15) Not the most convincing shot from Kohli to take Cummins to the rope, gloving him around the corner to where a second or third leg slip might be stationed if such a thing existed. That’s the second time he’s had a bit of trouble getting the fast bowler down that way, after losing his wicket to him in the MCG second innings caught at leg gully. Cummins waits until the last ball to spit another bouncer at him, the Indian captain not taking the bait.

46th over: India 144-2 (Pujara 40, Kohli 11) Pujara pushes Lyon’s first ball through cover, Kohli also taking a single with a tuck off his hip. Pujara kicked away the offie after dancing down the track later in the over but there’s no meaningful lbw appeal. This is a shot I took of Pujara when he started his day. There’s just no disturbing him.

Most batsmen shadow bat a forceful drive or two when they are walking out. Not Che Pujara. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/sFR88bwAkX

45th over: India 142-2 (Pujara 39, Kohli 10) Kohli is back at at Cummins ball short of a length and looking to pull, but he doesn’t get much of it, spilling out to the fielder for a couple rather than a boundary. The Aussie quick won’t mind that. Sure enough, a couple of short balls follow but the Indian captain is back into his defensive posture.

“Morning, Adam.” Afternoon, Simon Richards. “Just catching up. Geoff posted Darude’s ‘Sandstorm’ as an anthem. An earlier Ibiza banger was Hi-Lux’s ‘Never Felt This Way’. Would love to see/hear a mash-up of that with footage of Bumble being “mid-riffed” by Thommo.”

44th over: India 140-2 (Pujara 39, Kohli 8) Very good from Lyon, beating Pujara for the second time in as many overs with a delivery that didn’t come back at the right-hander, bouncing past the edge. Andrew Samson informs us on SEN that it was the 1000th delivery Pujara has faced in this series (!). The only other time he achieved this feat was also against Australia, in the 2017 Border-Gavaskar Trophy series. The bulk of those must have been in his marathon at Ranchi where he batted for days, or so it felt.

43rd over: India 140-2 (Pujara 39, Kohli 8) After Hazlewood dotted them up for three overs on the bounce, Cummins is brought back for a burst at Kohli, against whom he has a wonderful record. Mindful of this, no doubt, the India skipper takes no risks here, defending and leaving in rotation.

42nd over: India 140-2 (Pujara 39, Kohli 8) After getting off the mark with a lavish drive, Kohli has wound it back just as he did in Perth. He’s compact in response to Lyon, taking one behind square off his hip after getting into position early. Pujara finishes with another frolic down the strip, and why wouldn’t he? According to CricViz, he averages more than 300 when advancing to spinners.

41st over: India 139-2 (Pujara 39, Kohli 7) Hazlewood putting in a shift here after Starc and Cummins struggled to penetrate immediately after lunch. Pujara knows the deal, showing respect when he has to play and getting out the way when he doesn’t.

How a subtle change made all the difference for Nathan Lyon bowling to Agarwal.@copes9 takes us through it #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/PWmtSzmMQi

40th over: India 139-2 (Pujara 39, Kohli 7) Driiiift from Lyon, enough to bring Pujara forward from the crease rather than on the dance, the outside edge is beaten. The No3 is back to using his feet to defend before leaping right back to grab one off his thigh pad and retain the strike.

39th over: India 138-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 7) Back to back maidens from Hazlewood either side of drinks, this time banging away at a consistent line and length at Kohli just on or outside the off-stump. There’s a bouncer in there too, but just the one. The short-picked line of attack has been put away for now - or to Kohli, at least.

38th over: India 138-2 (Pujara 38, Kohli 7) Lyon to Kohli to begin, getting off strike straight away with a push down the ground, using his feet for the first time. Pujara does the same, to defend a couple of times then unable to beat midwicket. It is all worth it, through the No3 getting to the pitch of the final delivery and playing a quite magnificent off-drive that beats Lyon’s dive one way and mid-off the other.

Meanwhile, I missed this from Glenn Maxwell earlier in the session, tweeting like a man who knows his fate. The lesson to young cricketers: SAY NOTHING, be a footballer.

Reckless... https://t.co/66asxGRpSI

37th over: India 133-2 (Pujara 34, Kohli 6) It has taken Australia to the final over of the third hour to send down a maiden in this session, Josh Hazlewood keeping Pujara quiet in defence, ducking the final ball to earn his drink. A busy hour, India advancing the score from 69 to 133 but losing Agarwal just when the opener was heading to a ton.

36th over: India 133-2 (Pujara 34, Kohli 6) Pujara clips the first delivery of the new Lyon over to midwicket, where he’s scored the bulk of this 18 runs in the 56 minutes since lunch. Kohli plays the off-spinner with respect, these two continuing their fine rivalry that has extended across five Test series and eight years now. To the final ball, the Indian captain uses the crease to get back, turning two to fine leg.

35th over: India 130-2 (Pujara 33, Kohli 4) Kohli is booed by the SCG crowd as he walks out, then again when they announce his name. The response from the Indian fans in the O’Reilly and Trumper Stands is to roar even louder again in support of their number one. After watching a couple of balls from Hazlewood the superstar is off the mark with a glooooooooorious cover drive, on the up through the gap, no need to run for that. It’s a stunningly beautiful shot. This should be fun.

"Live by the sword, die by the sword," says Ricky Ponting.

Agarwal caught in the deep, and Australia has its second #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/2DeOSSq2H3

What?! Agarwal holes out! After smashing Lyon straight over his head for a second six earlier in the over, he went again at the final ball of the set and didn’t get to the pitch, caught by Starc running around at long-on. Yes, that’s how he was scoring but he’s really thrown away a ton there. Well done Lyon, getting the wicket-taking ball to dip.

34th over: India 126-2 (Pujara 33)

33rd over: India 119-1 (Agarwal 71, Pujara 32) Hazlewood replaces Cummins from the Paddington End but it doesn’t slow Agarwal, who is straight onto the front foot pushing one to midwicket. After watching the action from the non-strikers’ end, Pujara makes the most of his chance to nail a cut shot forward of point, slamming into the boundary in front of the Bill O’Reilly Stand. Have that. The NSW quick finds an extra yard later in the over, hitting him on the handle of the bat. Tasty cricket.

32nd over: India 113-1 (Agarwal 70, Pujara 27) Lyon is on and Agarwal is after him, dancing and clobbering the first ball of his new spell for SIX! Hazlewood was there on the long-on rope but the opener took him on and the lofted shot just had the legs to clear him. Such bold batting, fantastic to watch. Lyon bounces straight back, creating an error with Agarwal nearly spooning a catch back from a delivery that bounced more. Pujara’s turn, who grabs a couple to cover to bring up the 100-run stand between the pair, the second 50 coming in 75 balls. Nine off the over; these two are flying.

31st over: India 104-1 (Agarwal 63, Pujara 25) “This is a dangerous period for Australia,” Simon Katich says on SEN when Agarwal pulls Cummins off his hip for another four to start the over. It sure is. They have tried to bounce the opener out and it hasn’t worked, coming out the other end of the barrage in lovely shape. Fuller now, he’s driving a couple more before keeping the strike with another off the body. India have piled on 42 runs in the last ten overs with Agarwal well on his way to a maiden ton.

Does anyone know if Mayank Agarwal’s cover drive is in a relationship? Asking for a friend. #AusvInd

30th over: India 97-1 (Agarwal 56, Pujara 25) Lovely batting, the new Indian opener Agarwal staying still in the crease to square drive Starc for four, raising his half-century with the fine stroke from his 96th delivery. He keeps pushing through the over, driving a couple down the ground from the next ball and cutting the last delivery hard past point. It’s ever so close to another boundary, Siddle the sub managing to save the fourth run with a outstretched hand, as confirmed by the third umpire after 70 or 80 replays.

“Happy New Year, Adam.” And to you, Ian Forth. “Only three Indians have retired after 20+ tests with an average of 50+ and they are the predictable trio of Gavaskar, Tendulkar and Dravid. Heady company for Pujara. Numerous Aussies feature but only two retired with a 60+ average. Of course, the predictable duo of Bradman and Voges.”

29th over: India 88-1 (Agarwal 47, Pujara 25) More good batting from Agarwal, inching closer to a half-century with a compact push through cover for a couple then a pull around the corner to fine leg. That’ll do nicely. Pujara defends the rest of the Cummins over, banged in short of a length but not bothering him this time.

Pat Cummins' bowling speed in this innings is 138.9kph, making this his slowest innings of the series so far. #AUSvIND

28th over: India 85-1 (Agarwal 44, Pujara 25) Starc to Pujara, who waits for a ball on his pads, which he clips away for two more. By his standards, he’s positively motoring since lunch. The bouncer follows to finich, the No3 not getting out the way of it, the ball coming off his arm into the cordon, falling just short. Expect a lot more of that.

27th over: India 83-1 (Agarwal 44, Pujara 23) Runs! Three to begin when Pujara turns a full Cummins ball through midwicket for his second consecutive three, then five wides via a bouncer gone wrong, clearing everyone and slamming into the boundary. Agarwal defends then evades the rest of the attack, directed at his body for now. Blimey, this is a development: Sony are refusing to take Kerry O’Keefe’s commentary from Fox, so they are doing their own into India from the studio when he’s on the mic.

So far, my thoughts on Sydney compared to Melbourne: twice the price, half the stuff, a third of the crowd. #AUSvIND

26th over: India 75-1 (Agarwal 44, Pujara 20) Starc rather than Lyon to begin from the Randwick End and after Agarwal defends a quick delivery off the back foot, Labuschagne is audible on the commentary getting excited at short leg. Tim Paine did say yesterday that one of the Queenslander’s best selling points it that “he doesn’t shut up” so, playing to his strengths there I guess. The opener then takes one through the gap at cover with a nice punch, Pujara placing three the other side of point along the ground to finish the productive over. Nice re-start from these two.

Cheteshwar Pujara's Test average is now exactly 50.00. Only 91 players in Test history have retired with a 50+ average, and only 41 have done so having played 20+ Tests. Pujara is well and truly in legend territory. #AUSvIND

25th over: India 71-1 (Agarwal 43, Pujara 17) Pujara starts the new stanza with a single off Cummins behind square leg. I see on TV that his career average is now exactly 50, satisfying the obsessive-compulsive part of my brain. There are two catchers in on the legside - a bad pad and a leg gully - for Agarwal, who gloved a couple into that region before the break. He handles it well this time though, getting the full face of the bat to a delivery on his hip, down to fine leg to get his first run after lunch.

This was a nice bit on Fox Cricket at lunch with Brendan Lyon, brother of Nathan. He’s been widely credited with the Australian offie’s improvement with the bat this summer.

.@Neroli_M_FOX gets some of the Lyon family secrets from Nathan's brother, Brendon.

Watch #AUSvIND on #FoxCricketpic.twitter.com/igB3g7jbTm

The players are back on the field! Mark Waugh on TV is calling for some short stuff at Pujara (16), which worked [after a day] against him in Melbourne. India are resuming on 69/1 with Agarwal (42) well on his way to a second half-century in as many Tests. Cummins has the ball in his hand, running away from my OBO position at the Paddington End. PLAY!

.@ahealy77 explains how they celebrated their #WWT20 win last year!

Watch The Big Break on #FoxCricket NOW pic.twitter.com/Pw2Z77O0eC

From the vault. I remember watching this from the Clive Churchill Stand.

Justin Langer brought up a ton in a Sydney Test with a reverse sweep.

This is what happened two days later when he talked to Doug Walters #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/ib7Q9p8JAw

Happy New Year! Thank you Geoff for that illuminating session. I just spotted Darren Lehmann in the lunch queue and had half a mind to tell him that he’d been badly snubbed in the Baldrick XI. Lovely OBO areas. India, once again, sucked the energy out of Australia’s opening attack, just as they did in Melbourne on the opening day. Take note Australian top order: this is how you go about winning a Test Match.

To begin, a community service announcement to those in Sydney at a loose end: get along! There’s nobody here. By that, what I mean is the SCG is at least a third empty with seats all over the ground. Indeed, if you want a full row to yourself, that won’t be a problem. Remember a couple of summers ago when the SCG Trust said that they should have a second Test here each summer? Yeah, pull the other one.

India’s session. Once again they batted slowly and carefully, and weren’t worried about the run rate. Once again Australia created plenty of close moments. And once again, the Indian batsmen defended and survived, and have given themselves the chance to prosper. Starc tried the pitched-up swing, then the barrage. Hazlewood took the only wicket to fall, nicking off KL Rahul which is currently not the greatest challenge in world cricket. But Agarwal followed up an impressive Melbourne debut by once more looking the part, while Che Pujara continued his excellent series.

After some final late votes, here’s our Baldrick XI. I would have liked to get Gooch in there but he betrayed us with Advanced Hair. Good seam-bowling options, a classic English captain with an amateur’s stats, and the greatest NZ bowling action of all time. We’re set.

24th over: India 69-1 (Agarwal 42, Pujara 16) The umpires race to squeeze one more over in before lunch, because the rate is dire this morning. Pujara uses his feet confidently against Lyon, coming down to find a single, then goes back to cut another. Four singles take the score easily on to 69, very nice. There’s a quick stumping referral, but Agarwal is back. He blocks the last, and that will be lunch.

23rd over: India 65-1 (Agarwal 40, Pujara 14) He’s hit! Pujara gets hit in the head by Hazlewood. Nasty one, hit the back of the helmet as Pujara ducked and took his eyes off the ball. Everyone has a shiver of concern at the SCG seeing that. There’s a long delay as Pujara gets checked, but eventually he takes his new helmet and plays on. Receives another bouncer. Evades it.

22nd over: India 64-1 (Agarwal 39, Pujara 14) And Agarwal has triumphed! Mitch Starc ends his opening epic, and Nathan Lyon comes on for the first time today. That’s a big win for the opening batsman. He and Pujara take a single apiece from the familiar comfort of off-spin.

21st over: India 62-1 (Agarwal 38, Pujara 13) Hazlewood carries on the bouncer attack to Agarwal, while mixing in some length deliveries. But it doesn’t work. The opener remains.

A few other votes for Sanath Jayasuriya in the Bald XI, who was as polished as they come, but he’s in the naughty corner at the moment. Ruth Purdue suggests Shane Warne, but he’s gone to such extreme medical lengths to appear forested that he could never qualify on ethical grounds. We need players who embrace the chrome.

20th over: India 62-1 (Agarwal 38, Pujara 13) Starc will continue. A ninth over straight. A few people were scornful after Melbourne about the supposed need for all-rounders, saying the frontline bowlers weren’t doing that much work. If this is a response, Starc is humming a song by Sia: “Uh-oh, I’ve got stamina.”

Very attacking field, too. No one protecting a run on the leg side. Bat-pad catchers either side of the wicket, unusual for a fast bowler. Harris at silly mid-off almost takes a catch as Agarwal fends a ball away. But the batsman once again survives the barrage.

19th over: India 61-1 (Agarwal 37, Pujara 13) As soon as a bowler pitches full, Agarwal edges. But again it’s through the cordon for four. Hazlewood with the near miss. Bowls a bouncer to follow up, of course, then pitches fuller for a check-drive through the covers for three. So the runs are flowing again.

18th over: India 54-1 (Agarwal 30, Pujara 13) Starc carries on with this short-ball attack, but it isn’t getting Agarwal out. He’s riding out the storm, and Starc can’t keep going forever. He’s bowled eight overs on the bounce!

Now. Bald bowlers. I’m getting a few shouts for Chris Lewis, but his baldness was self-imposed. And a couple for Chris Martin, the Phantom. But he always struck me as a buzzcut man rather than a natural defoliator? Am I wrong?

17th over: India 53-1 (Agarwal 29, Pujara 13) If Cheteshwar Pujara were a bird, he’d never get airborne. Unflappable. And entirely grounded. Low in his stance, compact in his strokes, able to defend whatever Josh Hazlewood sends down. Middling the ball first to point, then to square leg, but all he cares about is keeping it away from his stumps.

“Sehwag hardly had any hair in the later years,” emails SH. True that, there’s our other opener. Where are my fast bowlers, though? David Meiklejohn has the answer. Frank Tyson. The Typhoon who looked like an accountant. Hell yes.

16th over: India 53-1 (Agarwal 29, Pujara 13) Agarwal fends away another Starc nasty off the glove for a single. Pujara looks much more composed in pressing a run into the leg side. Happy to put Agarwal back on strike: there ya go, champion.

15th over: India 51-1 (Agarwal 28, Pujara 12) Tim Paine reviews, after Cummins beats Pujara on the inside edge. But Marais Erasmus on the video forensics finds that the ball beat the inside edge and clipped the trouser pocket just after it passed the bat. That is a sensational decision, because there was a noise at just the right time. It convinced Paine, who was the one pushing for the review while Cummins was non-committal. Maiden.

“If you are still looking for batsmen,” writes Simon of our hairless quest, “how about Amla?” Great call. It’s all hair from the ears down, none from the ears up. Bradman and de Villiers were both pretty short on top, but that’s too easy. Dylan Wilson wants Tony Greig, Matthew Doherty wants South African domestic bowler Vince van der Bilj, who was indeed very bald but played all his cricket during apartheid isolation.

14th over: India 51-1 (Agarwal 28, Pujara 12) Get out of the way! Mitchell Starc is getting stroppy now. He’s sick of being driven, so he bowls most of the over short at Agarwal. The last ball is the nastiest of the lot, up towards the head. Agarwal leaps and flinches, arching his back like a breaching dolphin, and the ball takes his gloves and maybe bat handle and clips the helmet, pogo-ing over the slip cordon and safely away for four! That was dramatic. But he survives, and the score passes 50. There’s a delay as Agarwal gets checked by the physio and changes his helmet.

13th over: India 47-1 (Agarwal 24, Pujara 12) Cummins to continue after the bodily hydration interval. A single from the over. “Good morning Geoff,” writes Ravi Raman. “Syed Kirmani is available for selection to the Clean Head XI.” Glad we’ve got a wicketkeeper, so far I’m heavy on slow bowlers.

Wait, here are some batsmen from Ian Forth. “Happy New Year, Geoff. I’d give a great deal to be on the Bald XI balcony when Boycott, Close and Sir Viv Richards were deciding when to declare. Also if Boycs had just instructed Matt Prior to go out and throw the bat, ‘don’t worry about your average’.”

12th over: India 46-1 (Agarwal 23, Pujara 12) Starc into his fifth over, and Agarwal drives him majestically for four! That ball was wider, and the batsman stepped into it and used the full swing and the full flourish in sending it to the cover boundary. That was pretty. I saw a few people on the internet talking up the green pitch this morning, and using that dangerous phrase “good toss to lose”. Incorrect.

Starc follows up with a couple of bouncers, one too high, but one that makes Agarwal fend away towards a vacant leg gully region. That’s drinks.

11th over: India 41-1 (Agarwal 18, Pujara 12) How does Mayank Agarwal still not have a bat sponsor? He’s the best opener India have used this series, without a doubt. Drives Cummins through cover again for four. Then a leg bye after Agarwal’s hit on the body. Cummins didn’t like that shot.

I can sign a statutory declaration that Aditya Anchuri sent this before Rahul got out. “I hope I’m mistaken, but again India have made a massive selection blunder by bringing back KL Rahul. Honestly would have stuck with Vihari opening and brought in Hardik Pandya or Bhuvneshwar Kumar instead. This side is too spin heavy. If neither Pandya or Bhuvneshwar are match fit then they should be playing Ranji Trophy, not enjoying a nice Aussie holiday in the New Year.”

10th over: India 36-1 (Agarwal 14, Pujara 12) Another good over from Starc, bringing a couple of leaves from Agarwal, then making him play as the line crept close to off stump. Just a single from the last ball as it got too straight. We’re getting a lot of mail about Australia’s selection.

Says Rob: “Anytime you can weaken your already weak batting lineup to introduce a 6th bowling option, you just have to do it. On a more serious note, do you think if Khawaja had opened and Finch batted #5 from the start of the series, it might have been slightly better?”

9th over: India 35-1 (Agarwal 13, Pujara 12) Defending, leaving, defending, then from the last ball of the Cummins over, Pujara stretches forward and opens the face a touch and steers a length ball into the ground past gully for four. I’m giving him that one.

8th over: India 31-1 (Agarwal 13, Pujara 8) “Tropical Cyclone Penny is reforming in the Coral Sea,” says the news report, and I’m not sure if it’s referring to a weather system or a punk band.Hazlewood continues from the Randwick End, with the Clive Churchill Stand at his back. Pujara drives a single, Agarwal keeps out the rest.

7th over: India 30-1 (Agarwal 13, Pujara 7) First change, and it’s Patrick Cummins. And listen to the ovation! They love it, this NSW crowd, even though both those bowlers are from this state. This over doesn’t work so well for Cummins as some recent ones in Melbourne though, as Agarwal twice drives a brace into the off side, then feels sufficiently warmed up to play a crisp cover drive from the last ball for four.

RaymondReardon has had his imagination excited by my toupee reference, and is asking if there’s a best XI of balding cricketers. Well, off the top of my head...

6th over: India 22-1 (Agarwal 5, Pujara 7) That’s more like the Pujara we know and love. Vigil mode, as he sees out a Hazlewood maiden.

5th over: India 22-1 (Agarwal 5, Pujara 7) Nice delivery! Starc finds the inswinger with the new ball, threatening Agarwal, but this is a good opening batsman that India have found. He waits back, plays it late and squeezes it away behind square for three runs. Pujara is up for it this morning, he glances two and then checks a single out to cover, good sharp running.

“What’s your prognosis for this Test, Doc Lemon? I plump for a draw, and so an Indian series.” Please, Andrew Benton – Doctor Lemon is my father. Call me Zesty. But I don’t know where the draw’s coming from, unless you know about a Biblical deluge that the rest of us haven’t been told about. I’ll go on the line to predict that India will romp this in, given Australia’s batting.

4th over: India 16-1 (Agarwal 2, Pujara 4) There is something almost sensual in Cowan’s voice describing Pujara. “He plays the ball so late... softly squirting out to gully.” I’ll leave that image with you. Pujara gently wrists a couple of runs off his ankles to midwicket. Then repeats the dose to a shorter ball off the hip. Defended the rest. Black armbands ahoy, the Australians for former Test cricketer Billy Watson, and the Indians for Ramakant Achrekar, who coached Sachin Tendulkar.

3rd over: India 12-1 (Agarwal 2, Pujara 0) Agarwal off the mark as Starc pitches full, and a checked defensive shot fetches two past the bowler. Plays the shorter ball well, defending on his toes. Remember you can contact me via Twitter or on the email: Mirza Nurkic on the latter is claiming one of the anthems from earlier. “It’s called Mirza on the dancefloor,” is the claim. I’ll allow it.

2nd over: India 10-1 (Agarwal 0, Pujara 0) A win for Hazlewood in his first over, as Pujara comes to the crease shadow-batting a forward defensive the whole way.

That didn’t take long. Rahul edges the first ball of JH’s over into the ground again, coming half-forward and softly at the ball. But the third ball hits higher on the bat, towards the shoulder, and there’s no keeping those ones down. Straight into the cordon where Marsh waits at first slip.

1st over: India 6-0 (Agarwal 0, Rahul 5) Away we go. Starc with the new ball, coming in with the Bradman Stand behind him from the Paddington End. An unconvincing start for both batsmen, Agarwal missing a full ball and surviving an appeal as it was angling down leg, then after he takes a leg bye, Rahul edges along the ground through gully for four. Then an inside edge for one, and Agarwal is beaten outside off by a beauty. Agarwal replaced Rahul in the last Test, but now they’re playing a match together, as childhood friends who had a distant dream of doing exactly this. Nice stuff, though Starc wants to make it as brief as possible. Another play-and-miss ends the over.

“That’s the best over with the new ball Mitch Starc has bowled this summer,” says Ed Cowan on ABC radio. “The key was the length.”

Great Southern Land is also arguably an anthem, and it echoes around the SCG as the teams walk out to the middle: eleven Australians and two Indians, and two Englishmen officiating: Kettleborough and Gould. Hold onto your toupees, we’re about to take flight.

This is an anthem. Need I go on?

This is an anthem.

Anthem time, everyone standing at the SCG. Pah. This is an anthem.

This is... appealingly niche. When’s the last time two left-arm spinners played as specialist bowlers?

Kuldeep is only the sixth left-arm wrist-spinner to play for an away team in a Test in Australia. Tabraiz Shamsi's 2-150 at Adelaide in 2016 are the best match figures for a visiting bowler of that type. #AusvInd

India are missing two Sharmas: Rohit is at home for the birth of his child, and Ishant has a rib injury. Ravi Ashwin is also not quite fit, so Ravindra Jadeja will retain his place, while the wrist-spinner Kuldeep Yadav will come in for Ishant. In the batting, Hanuma Vihari will drop from opener to No6 to replace Rohit, while KL Rahul comes back as opener. Got it?

For Australia, Finch is out, Khawaja will open, Labuschagne at three, as speculated. Meanwhile, down the order, Peter Handscomb will come in for Mitchell Marsh. Paine stays at No7, with the same bowling quartet as the previous three Tests.

Yep. That’s it. Australia’s job just got a whole lot harder. Kohli says “it looks like a good wicket with some covering of grass on it, it will get tougher and tougher to bat and the spinners later will come into the game.”

Now then. It’s been all but confirmed that Marnus Labuschagne will bat at No3. Fair enough in a way, he bats there for Queensland. Not so fair enough in another way, in that he averages 28 with the bat in the Shield this season, which isn’t exactly your first criterion for your Test first drop.

Speaking of, that means Aaron Finch will be the first drop of the day, out of the team with Usman Khawaja to open the batting.

From @Gampa_cricket’s preview. What must Glenn Maxwell be thinking this morning, I wonder. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/uFjYzj9CG1

For the next 17 minutes while selection dilemmas still exist, you can enjoy Adam Collins’ preview about selection dilemmas. In 18 minutes we’ll only have selection regrets.

Related: Australia and India face selection headaches before fourth Test

I’d like to think that the Mudgee Guardian is our sister paper. What say you, Mudgee Guardian?

We asked the region to show us how they're keeping cool in the summer. Was not expecting this though pic.twitter.com/dMjWjI8jWM

We’re 20 minutes from the toss. We don’t have teams as yet, because both sides are still considering their options, or keeping the others guessing. There are a few permutations going about. The surface this morning is as follows.

How good is this. @SCG Test time! Can’t wait to see how this wicket plays. @7Cricket#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/zLkhaWqwRp

It’s Test match, it’s Test match time. (You know when I’m wearing my Test match socks that means it’s Test match time.) Happy 2019 to all you cricketing miscreants and layabouts and ruffians, and the respectable members of society amongst your number too. Here we go from Sydney, home of Moreton Bay figs and Kenneth Slessor, citadel of humidity and flashes of sparkling blue. The bridge is lit, the teams are gathered, and we’re about to embark on the final voyage of this series to see whether India can mark a first ever series win in Australia, or whether the home side can claw back to 2-2.

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Australia v India: SCG fourth Test, day two – as it happened

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India’s dominance over Australia was reinforced handsomely on day two in Sydney. Over after relentless run-scoring over went by before Virat Kohli finally put his hosts out of their misery with the tourists on a whopping 622-7.

By that point Che Pujara had fallen narrowly short of a double-century, Rishabh Pant had galloped gleefully beyond 150, and Ravi Jadeja had bat-twirled his way to an entertaining 81. Records were obliterated. Australia were ground into the dust.

10th over: Australia 24-0 (Harris 19, Khawaja 5) Khawaja dabs out a maiden from Kuldeep to bring a momentous day for India to a close.

“This is an awful way to wake up,” emails David Kalucy. “Are we just that bad or India just that good?” Bit of both - not having access to the two best batsmen in the country is quite the impediment. “Is the pitch really that dull that there be nothing at all for the bowlers or am I just saying “stupid tool”?.” It is very flat, and the ball very stubborn. “On new year’s day we had a Pirates Of The Caribbean marathon due to circumstances as it were, there is a moment when Kiera and Johnny are stuck on an island and she burns all the rum to attract the Navy who sure enough arrive and he comes out with something like “there will be no living with her now”… in short Kohli is going to be insupportable. Cheers from the dummy spitters end.” Cheers to you too. Although don’t mention Johnny Depp around these parts.

Related: Charges dropped against Amber Heard for bringing dogs to Australia with Johnny Depp

Final over of the day coming up.

9th over: Australia 24-0 (Harris 19, Khawaja 5) Jadeja effectively bowling like a left-arm medium pace away swing bowler this over, finding prodigious drift. The odd one dips the other way and hints at gripping but there is little on offer for the spinners. Khawaja defends resolutely before pinching the strike.

8th over: Australia 23-0 (Harris 19, Khawaja 4) Kuldeep Yadav makes it spin from both ends. Like Jadeja there’s some handy drift through the air but nothing happening off the pitch. Khawaja still gets in a bit of a tangle though, opening his stumps and only just getting bat to one that slides on.

7th over: Australia 21-0 (Harris 18, Khawaja 3) An early look at spin with Jadeja brought into the attack. There’s no rough yet for the bowler to target and consequently there’s little to report from an over largely defended from the crease by Khawaja. Some nice drift away from the left-hander though, implying the ball is exiting Jadeja’s hand in textbook fashion.

6th over: Australia 21-0 (Harris 18, Khawaja 3) A calmer over all round with Australia prioritising defence and Bumrah receiving no assistance in the air or off the pitch to anything full and failing to nail his bouncer.

Today was the 18th time Aus conceded two scores of 150+ in an innings. Last time, WACA Nov 2015, v NZ (Williamson 166, Taylor 290). #AusvInd

5th over: Australia 18-0 (Harris 17, Khawaja 1) Khawaja gets off the mark before Harris continues his counterattack, placing Shami wide of mid-on for a couple, a stroke that prompts Kohli to remove third slip. This is Hayden-like enforcing from the Perth-born Victorian.

India is the only side to declare in three consecutive innings against Australia.
They have done it twice - first in 2008 (in Mohali & Delhi) in India and now in this series #AusvInd#AusvsInd

4th over: Australia 15-0 (Harris 15, Khawaja 0) Khawaja might be struggling but Harris looks in great touch. A couple of solid strokes find fielders before a firm drive to a ball offering a hint of width finds the fence just behind point.

“As a non-Australian,” emails Englishman Mike Vicars, “I don’t mind India batting on and on and reinventing the art of mental disintegration at its spiritual home. However, I am surprised to see that Starc has again had a bit of a disappointing run out, to go with a disappointing series. In your opinion, is he out of form or out of assistance from his fielders in, ahem, preserving the ball? Whilst his new ball overs seem menacing, he seems to have lost his magic in the middle overs. I may of course be completely underestimating the fact that India really know how to bat in a tough test match.” A thought-provoking email Mike. I think it’s a combination of all of the above, but yes, Australia’s inability find reverse swing this summer has been noticeable.

3rd over: Australia 11-0 (Harris 11, Khawaja 0) DROPPED! Oh dear. That was a very catchable chance. Line and length from Shami draws Khawaja into an artless poke outside off that sends an edge flying between keeper and slip. The diving Pant gets both hands to it but they are hard hands and the ball crashes through the gloves.

“Dreading the collective chest thumping of a country only so eager to weave this into some bogus ‘triumph of the nation’ sort of narrative,” emails Abhinav Dutta. “It is slightly more obnoxious than Virat Kohli’s demeanour.” RIP my mentions.

Dropped! Khawaja gets a life #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/V5tQtuHJbM

2nd over: Australia 10-0 (Harris 10, Khawaja 0) Harris has come out with plenty of intent, and he continues his attacking mindset to Bumrah, earning two with a nice clip to the legside and three with a controlled edge down to third-man. Bumrah responds with a slippery short ball that Harris takes his eyes off, and not for the first time this series. This summer has been far from a clinic in how to evade bouncers. Rule one: keep your eyes on the ball at all times, has been broken repeatedly.

Kevin Wilson is scarred. “I know this Australian team is nowhere near as good but if there is one thing I have learned as an England cricket fan it’s that you don’t declare against them on 600-odd.”

Since the start of 2018, 56 batsmen have played as many innings as Rishabh Pant. Only two of those players (Babar Azam and Virat Kohli) have averaged more. #AUSvIND

1st over: Australia 5-0 (Harris 5, Khawaja 0) Australia have ten overs to bat out tonight, India have three and a bit days to take 20 wickets. What are we going to see? Will Australia attempt the improbable? Will individuals simply be playing for their places? Mohammed Shami takes the new ball and he troubles Marcus Harris early with one that cramps him up. A little width later on is punished though, Harris cracking a fierce cut to get his side off and running.

India finally declare on 622-7. Only three times in their history have India made more runs in a Test innings outside of Asia. #AUSvIND

“At what point can India be officially classified as “taking the piss”?” asks Aditya Anchuri. Dan Liebke has the answer.

India should ask for the extra half hour and finish this tonight. #AUSvIND

“Maybe this is Kohli’s way of replying to Labuschagne’s comments yesterday that they were two wickets away from breaking open Indian batting,” emails Mandar Pathak.

Highest individual scores for Asian keepers outside Asia in Tests:

159* - RISHABH PANT, SCG, 2019*
159 - Mushfiqur Rahim, Wellington, 2017
137 - Moin Khan, Hamilton, 2003#AUSvIND

@JPHowcroft I always enjoy watching captains declare - i.e. the specific moment of declaration. There's an underlying element of disdain to the waving that's different to every other kind of cockiness you see on the field.

Lovely detail.

Grant Moss is furious. “Only in Adelaide did we seem to have a pitch that offered something to the bowlers. This is not a test wicket, nor was Melbourne. Our bowlers aren’t that bad - their figures are quite reasonable but the pitch is as flat as a tack. India has played the much better cricket by far and roundly deserve their success. As a cricket follower I am disgusted that we cannot provide a proper surface to ensure a contest. From day one it was clear that whoever won the toss would have a significant advantage. CA is too focussed on their money-spinner of T20 and have sacrificed the real game. Get rid of the lot of them.”

Most overs bowled without a maiden by an Aussie at home since six-ball overs were introduced (1979/80):

26.0: Mitchell Starc v Ind, 2019
20.0: Murray Bennett v WI, 1984
19.0: Mitchell Starc v SL, 2013#AusvInd

Jadeja’s dismissal is the signal for Virat Kohli to invite Australia to bat and bring to a close one of the great Indian innings.

The fun’s over. Jadeja goes for one slog too many and Lyon hits the top of off. What a 204 run partnership that was. Bravo.

167th over: India 621-6 (Pant 158, Jadeja 81) Hazlewood pitches up, Pant tonks him through mid-off for four. Hazlewood drops short, Pant whacks him in front of square for four. Hazlewood lobs down a full toss, Pant stoops and bisects the legside boundary fielders. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous batting.

“The thing to do is to auction the toss,” suggests Andrew Goudie. “Captains would have to bid a number of runs (perhaps in increments of 5 or 10 runs) to get any perceived advantage. If the winning bid is 30 runs, say, then the opposition starts at 30-0. It would be great fun, and exciting too.” I am delighted by how enthusiastically this topic has taken off.

166th over: India 608-6 (Pant 145, Jadeja 81) Nathan Lyon returns for his 57th over. 57th! It’s a tidy one in the circumstances, but still.

“I’m glad someone else also finds this talk about declaration a bit crazy,” emails Sedhupathy. “It’s only the second day. And we are playing in Sydney, not Melbourne. Why not let the Indian bowlers enjoy another day of rest? Last I checked Nathan Lyon was going 150 plus. And it is not like the Indian batsmen are blocking everything.” Oh to be an Indian fan right now...

Drinks.

@JPHowcroft I thought at one point they tried the baseball innings thing in the Australian one day cup. However, there seemed to be no change in dynamic. However, such a system would allow the answer to the question "What's the score?", improving accessibility of the game.

165th over: India 605-6 (Pant 142, Jadeja 81) Three singles from a comparatively sedate Hazlewood over.

Scott Lennard has joined in the fantasy rule change conversation. “Instead of a new ball every 80 overs:

Highest scores by a visiting wicket-keeper in Australia
169 - AB de Villiers (Perth) Nov 2012
140*- Rishabh Pant (Sydney) today#AusvInd#AusvsInd

164th over: India 602-6 (Pant 140, Jadeja 80) Cummins comes on to curtail Starc’s brief new ball spell but he’ll wish he hadn’t. Jadeja lashes four glorious fours, each better than the last, in an over of rare excellence. The first was a swivel pull, the second and fourth legitimate pulls from dangerous lifters right in front of his moustache, while the third was a freely swung fairway wood back over the bowler’s head. Never mind Pant’s ton prompting a declaration, Jadeja is on for a milestone of his own. The over sees India beyond 600, and the partnership to the highest seventh-wicket stand ever in Tests at the SCG.

@JPHowcroft - in response to Lillee, Willey, Dilley... who about this potential lunch order? #SanghaAndARootBeerpic.twitter.com/BJ7frtBNY3

163rd over: India 586-6 (Pant 140, Jadeja 64) Hazlewood into his 33rd over of the match and it contains a Marcus Harris misfield on the boundary to allow four runs to Jadeja. The bowler responds with a vicious bouncer, full of two days worth of pent up frustration, and it crashes into Jadeja’s lid. The batsman is unharmed but a delay is inevitable while the helmet is exchanged.

I like how Frank Breen thinks, but I’m not sure the ICC will. “You could largely neutralise the toss advantage by alternating the batting side every 8 overs or 15 overs or whatever,” he emails. “I’m sure this idea wouldn’t catch on, especially for test cricket.Another possibility would to have two wickets, and let the visiting side choose which wicket.” Has there ever been a cricket-baseball innings style trial?

162nd over: India 579-6 (Pant 139, Jadeja 60) Mitchell Starc does not look like he wants to be out there but he has to share the new ball. At least two runs arrive from the opening four balls of the over, a series that includes a sumptuous Jadeja four that rattles past the non-striker.

“Never mind about Lillee c Willey b Dilley... Where is ‘The batsman’s Holding, the bowler’s Wiley’?” asks David Jenn. Here’s as close as I can get. Apologies, it busts a few myths.

161st over: India 568-6 (Pant 139, Jadeja 51) “Afternoon Jonathan,” afternoon Phil Withall. “Kohli is my brother reincarnated. This is exactly the sort of merciless bullying I was subject to in pretty much every sport we played.” Well, the joke maybe on Kohli (and by extension your brother) because Australia have access to a third new ball and they’re not afraid to use it! Hazlewood has first go and he is adamant he has Pant LBW second ball - it looked plumb - but Richard Kettleborough keeps his finger down. Did he see an inside-edge? If not, that was very giveable, pitching in line, holding its line and... umpire’s call on height. Hmmmm, Kettleborough wins the benefit of any doubt. Paine would doubtless have reviewed that decision had he any left, but it would have been to no avail. Pant rubs salt into the wound with a crunching cover drive to bring up the 150 partnership, a feat achieved at near five rpo.

160th over: India 563-6 (Pant 135, Jadeja 50) 50 to Jadeja, and out comes the sword twirling celebration. Pant allows him a couple of seconds in the spotlight before belting Lyon into the sightscreen for six. Brutal, unforgiving stuff from India.

Jaddu. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/8If3DdyPJ9

Lots of chat about declarations. If I were Kohli I would bat for 3 days if I could. Why would you declare? #AUSvIND

159th over: India 555-6 (Pant 128, Jadeja 49) Pant reverse sweeps for four in a Head over that contains all the venom of a falling sycamore seed. I’m not even sure all the players are even paying attention any more. Most of the crowd appear busy doing other things. India have every right to grind Australia into the dirt, but for the time being it is far from engrossing sport.

158th over: India 547-6 (Pant 122, Jadeja 47) Just the one run from Lyon’s over. The GOAT has proven awkward to get away in recent minutes. Just over an hour left in the day, surely the declaration will arrive soon. Surely?

“I’m not sure if it’s about winning the toss or more about batting first?” emails Aditya Anchuri. “Maybe batting first is more advantageous these days because sides rarely survive in the fourth innings?”

157th over: India 546-6 (Pant 122, Jadeja 46) Five singles and a dot from Head’s latest offering.

This clip has been doing the rounds recently (and rightly so). Is there a possible contemporary equivalent?

Lillee c Willey b Dilley pic.twitter.com/KrrevV4sLB

156th over: India 541-6 (Pant 120, Jadeja 43) A couple more effortless singles for India with Lyon forced to bowl yet another over. Still no declaration.

“Dear Jonathan, I can only assume Kohli is a Mozart fan and is waiting to run out of Köchel numbers. That would mean declaring at or after 626.” I’ll take your word for that Carl Rosman.

Rishabh Pant is now the only 2nd visiting wicket-keeper to register Test 100s both in England and Australia.
Jeffery Dujon was the first - 100s at Manchester & Perth in 1984 #AusvInd#AusvsInd

155th over: India 539-6 (Pant 119, Jadeja 42) Travis Head’s turn to hurry-up the declaration now but his bowling is more haute cuisine than buffet and India have to make do with three singles.

Since Rishabh Pant made his debut, nobody has made more 90+ scores in Test cricket. #AUSvIND

154th over: India 536-6 (Pant 117, Jadeja 41) More runs for India, more pain for Lyon. The highlight of this run-filled over is a whipcrack sweep for four from Pant. Lyon now has 3/163 from 53 overs.

“Hello Jonathan,” hi Gervase Greene. “Full marks to Pujara, Pant (especially) and the others, but at some point the elephant needs to be shown from the room, having first been acknowledged. This Test match, and this series, effectively ended the moment the coin landed on the deck at about 10:00am yesterday.
Whether it’s drop-in pitches, supposedly TV-friendly ‘roads’ to bat on, the Kookaburra, or the protocol of the toss itself, something must surely be done?
One could almost wish a return to uncovered pitches, at least for the uncertainty that would provide...but global warming renders even that idea somewhat less effective. Congratters to India and all that, but I now find myself in the unfamiliar and uncomfortable position of actually looking forward to an ODI series.”

153rd over: India 528-6 (Pant 111, Jadeja 39) Khawaja’s spell lasts just the one over but he may well do a better job than Labuschagne who returns to little effect. A rank over goes for 11, including a mown four from the centurion.

152nd over: India 517-6 (Pant 104, Jadeja 35) Khawaja’s over was part of a plan to allow Lyon to swap ends. He almost snares a wicket with a mistimed drive almost reaching long-off but otherwise it’s another over of accumulation. The declaration must be soon, surely?

“Eric B is in my top 3 rhymers of all time, along with Biggie and either NAS or Posdnous,” emails Daniel Guidone. “If we asked the Australian Selectors for a rapping line up, what would be get?” I shudder to think.

151st over: India 513-6 (Pant 103, Jadeja 33) Good grief, we’re into junk time now. Usman Khawaja comes on for just his second over in Test cricket (he has one first-class wicket, it must be said) but he begins with a real stinky full toss that is belted to the midwicket sweeper. The remainder of the over is only marginally better but India’s batsman are unable to dish out significant punishment. Rarely have Australia ever been humiliated like this in international cricket.

150th over: India 510-6 (Pant 101, Jadeja 31) Aye aye! Pants wants his ton with a six, but he’ll have to settle for one brought up with a four. Labuschagne’s first delivery goes miles in the air but plugs behind mid-off. The second his hoicked through midwicket and the left-hander raises his willow to generous applause in recognition of his second Test century.

“Not sure about Will McCallum’s assessment,” emails Hugh Bartram. “As good as Pujara is I’m not sure I’d be happy with my painter flicking the brush off the hip like he does.”

149th over: India 503-6 (Pant 94, Jadeja 31) Pant displays his quick thinking at the start of Lyon’s latest over. After first advancing down the track for the big heave-ho only to drill the ball into his boot, he responds next delivery by hanging back on his crease and cutting delicately behind point for three. This pair then exchange singles before a calamity almost befalls India’s gloveman. Pant set off for a single that wasn’t there, Jadeja wisely sent him back, a direct hit would have brought about a declaration but Handscomb failed with his shy and the near-centurion survives. He suffered a scuffed forearm in the process of diving though, which requires a little dressing.

148th over: India 498-6 (Pant 90, Jadeja 30) Labuschagne’s shift extends to a 14th over and he’s fortunate to only concede four runs during a set that includes a wild full toss outside off stump. Pant moves to 90, a new record for an Indian wicketkeeper in Australia.

Before we forget the majesty of James Brown’s Hot Pants, a note that it is one of those tracks that features as a sample in some form or other in a succession of belters, including this masterpiece of early hip hop from Eric B. & Rakim. .

147th over: India 494-6 (Pant 89, Jadeja 27) Play has resumed at the SCG and it’s business as usual for India. Both batsmen piercing gaps for singles during Nathan Lyon’s 50th over.

Session splits in #AusvInd
1. 1-69
2. 1-108
3. 2-126
4. 1-86
5. 1-102

“As someone who has watched India chase leather for session after session when they play in Australia, the players looking plaintively at the pavilion for any sign of a declaration, wickets coming by about as frequently as Halley’s comet, and the constant fear that Lara’s record 375 was probably going to broken any minute now - all I can say is I am enjoying this beyond anything you can believe. Revenge is sweet alright.” It’s safe to say Sankaran Krishna is enjoying himself. And who can blame him, or any Indian supporter right now?

Please keep me company over the next couple of hours, either on Twitter - @JPHowcroft- or by email - jonathan.howcroft.freelance@theguardian.com.

In the meantime, and in honour of the star of today’s play, here’s James Brown.

It’s been another day of Indian domination. A day that ensures the visitors will depart Australian soil as series victors for the first time in their history. All that remains is whether they fly home with a 2-1 or 3-1 margin.

This evening session promises to be full of entertainment (sorry Adam) as India’s carefree lower order thrashes away before Virat Kohli calls them back to the pavilion. Thereafter Australia will be compelled to score at an ODI run-rate to stand any chance of salvaging a series draw.

Thank you very much Mr Collins, my favourite cricketing Adam since Adam Dale, a man who retired with 245 first-class wickets at an average of 20.75, a feat overshadowed by holding on to one of the all-time great catches.

146th over: India 491-6 (Pant 88, Jadeja 25) Travis Head! A new bowler for the 146th over - sure, why not. There’s not a lot of interest in this set though, singles taken to the sweepers at point, long-on, long-off and backward point. Tea it is. Gosh, that was grim. Usually, I’m a bit flat when my OBO stint is done. Not today. Hopefully, JP Howcroft can oversee something a fraction more lively after the break. Talk to you tomorrow! Bye!

145th over: India 487-6 (Pant 86, Jadeja 23) Might this be the final over? Starc will send it down. He nearly sneaks through the defence of Jadeja, finding his leg stump but not the woodwork. They are up again when he hits Pant’s pad, but more a polite query than a full-blooded appeal. Pant takes one with the clock just on the cusp of 3:10pm local time, but they race around just in time to squeeze another in.

144th over: India 485-6 (Pant 85, Jadeja 22) Why aren’t they trying to put Labuschagne on the moon at every available opportuninity? On the other hand, credit to the young leggie for the way he has bowled in this session. Character building, etc.

From 1-1, this has gone only marginally better for Australia than the 10-11 Ashes

143rd over: India 481-6 (Pant 84, Jadeja 19) Shooooot! Pant nails a cover drive from the very middle of his blade, down to the boundary. Four more then comes off his front pad, deflected to the rope when Starc misfires to the legside. More runs to finish, Pant on the balls of his feet striking beautifully through point, albeit for three this time. He’s entering the 80s faster than Elton John did.

“I find Pujara pretty tedious to watch,” Will McCallum begins, “but the concentration is admirable. I reckon he’d be good at painting a large room or hall without making mistakes.”

I shuddered just now remembering this fever dream from the MCG. @collinsadamhttps://t.co/WYn94at15W

142nd over: India 470-6 (Pant 77, Jadeja 19) Pant reverse sweeps Labuschagne again, albeit for one this time. For reasons best explained by Jadeja, he decides to defend the rest. Mitch Starc takes his hat off ready to bowl the next over, the Richies singing their hymn again about him being the new ball king. “The thing is,” CricViz whiz kid Ben Jones says, “Starc is notoriously better with the old ball.”

141st over: India 469-6 (Pant 76, Jadeja 19) Who hits Pat Cummins for six? Ravi Jadeja does! Clearing the front leg, the southpaw picked his spot in the O’Reilly Stand and nailed it, bringing up the 50-stand between these two in 66 deliveries. That’s the fifth half-century partnership of the innings.

“I know I shouldn’t but am still doing this,” begins Ravi Raman. “But Vedic astrology also believed in a flat earth that rested on a tortoise.” Maybe I’ll hold off on that tea break reading.

140th over: India 458-6 (Pant 71, Jadeja 13) Labuschagne gives Lyon a break, much to the delight of Pant. It takes him a few balls to size up the leggie before launching into a reverse sweep, nailing the placement and timing down to the rope at backward point. “I think India want 500 and to get out of there,” former Australian spinner Gavin Robertson says on SEN’s commentary, predicting a declaration from Kohli just after tea. In turn, Pant needs to move quick to secure a ton. Of that we can be sure.

If Paul Collingwood got an MBE for scoring 7 & 0 at The Oval in 2005, then surely Pete Handscomb gets an Order of Australia or Victoria Cross medal for fielding at short leg to Marnus Labuschagne’s leg spin.

139th over: India 453-6 (Pant 66, Jadeja 13) Jadeja’s turn, making room to slap Cummins over backward point for another resourceful boundary! He has a second pop later in the over but doesn’t make contact. With that, India nowhave 450 on the board. I suspect this is going to get worse before it gets better for Tim Paine.

138th over: India 448-6 (Pant 65, Jadeja 9) Oooh, this might be the start of the explosion, Pant jumping down at Lyon and slapping over cover inside-out for four. The timing wasn’t sweet but the power and intent were enough to get the job done.

137th over: India 441-6 (Pant 59, Jadeja 8) Neither player is too worried about going after the short of a length deliveries this time around from Cummins, Pant cutting twice and Jadeja pulling around the corner, all for risk-free singles. It never ends for Australia.

“Sharing your pain,” wries Siddharth Vaidyanathan of the Pant non-selection in the ODIs. “Oddest prediction and I wonder what the odds are on this - Jadeja gets to 25 + Pant to 75 (both achieved ideally)... and THEN do we see ODI / T20 mode? 10 years from now, with no intent of blasphemy whatsoever, I figure that we will see marathon innings at the pace of a T20 innings in a test match. And it may become more common. For me, Sehwag was the origin of this kind of thinking. He deserves much of the credit, realised or not.”

136th over: India 438-6 (Pant 57, Jadeja 7) Close again from Lyon to start, Pant taking him on down the ground but not getting all of it, just clearing the man at mid-off. The rest of the over is more convincing, three singles taken to the sweepers.

135th over: India 433-6 (Pant 53, Jadeja 6) Pat Cummins’ turn to bang away from the Paddington End, replacing Hazlewood who did his job in helping build the pressure ahead of the Pujara dismissal. He finds the edge first ball to gully, just past where the man is stationed there. Jadeja has to do the usual dancing routine for the rest, getting out of the way of a couple of legit bouncers and another couple below the shoulders but still on track for his chest. He does it well.

A quite outstanding email from Raja Mahraj, which I’m going to reproduce in all its glory (with the exception of one line about September 11).

Australia has made a slight change in its bowling plans to Pujara.@copes9 illustrates Lyon's areas #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/PhEDlwsGmE

134th over: India 432-6 (Pant 52, Jadeja 6) During the break, The Richies were given a big run on the scoreboard singing a Christmas carol saying that Mitch Starc is the ‘new ball king.’ Well, they are only 27 overs from the third new ball, so there is that coming. Lyon to Pant after the breather, who again takes a single from the first ball of a new over, down the ground this time. Jadeja builds on his start, with two more to midwicket.

133rd over: India 429-6 (Pant 51, Jadeja 4) Pant is off strike first ball to cover, Jadeja then popping two into the legside for a couple before leaving the rest, the customary pair of bouncers in there. With that, drinks are called.

The collective gasp and clutching of bossom as Jadeja ran his hand through volumous locks #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/0p7kO5f160

132nd over: India 426-6 (Pant 50, Jadeja 2) Jadeja gives the strike back to Pant early in the Lyon over, who clips one to midwicket to bring up his half-century in 85 deliveries. When he went to his maiden Test ton at The Oval in September, the left-hander exploded after reaching 50. Now, batting with the first of the bowlers (albeit a very good player in Jadeja), he’ll surely do the same again here shortly.

“I realise that Pujara and Kohli are the main game along with the amazing Jasprit Bumrah,” emails Gervase Greene. “But just how good is Rishabh Pant? (Rhetorical, that). He’s barely a grown-up, but whether batting, bantering, baby-sitting or keeping he seems to do it all. And in great spirit. For sheer ‘watchability’ he is a real find.”

Aakash Chopra was just on telly saying that Saha, a much better wicketkeeper at this stage, will struggle to get back into the Indian XI now that Pant has done so well with the bat. Could there be room for both? Having watched Pant play some absurd IPL innings, I can’t believe he’s not in the mix as a specialist bat in the ODI squad.

Job done. Cheteshwar Pujara 193 (373). #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/U474foBQLc

131st over: India 424-6 (Pant 49, Jadeja 1) Pant may have a new partner but his intent has not changed, getting inside a short ball from Hazlewood to help himself to a four to fine leg, taking him to within one of his half-century. Earlier in the over, Jadeja was off the mark with a hard-run single to midwicket. This should be fun.

OUT! Lyon brings an end to Pujara's incredible knock.

193 (373) for @cheteshwar1#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/TNhL3x56nS

Lyon has done it! After two excellent overs, Pujara advances to the final ball from the spinner and returns a straightforward catch. The end of the most mighty hand across 373 balls, denied a third double against Australia by just seven runs. Stand and applaud.

130th over: India 418-6 (Pant 44)

129th over: India 417-5 (Pujara 193, Pant 43) Hazlewood vs Pujara, starting outside the off-stump before banging in short, hitting Pujara on the elbow. He takes a moment to compose himself - that stung him a bit. Sure enough, Hazlewood bumps him again to finish.

“A Selfish of Adams?” suggests Adam Hirst, neatly linking together a couple of themes. Nicely bowled. I just want milestones, Ads (I’ve never called anyone that before and hate it when people use it for/at me). Welcome to my brain.

128th over: India 417-5 (Pujara 193, Pant 43) Two probing overs in a row from Lyon, Pant unable to get far from his crease in defence. Trying to make something from the final ball, he misses a cut close to his body, similar to the error he brought from Pujara in his previous over.

“This instant Twitter, elegant email malarkey and fast T20 stuff undermines the slow unfolding beauty of Test cricket,” writes Simon Richards. “I shall pen, in cursive, a letter to arrive via boat to reach you approx August 2019. (Spoiler alert: Even with those unsavoury Smith & Warner chaps I would suggest 3 - 1).” It’s going to take a lot to go right for Australia to win an Ashes Test next year.

127th over: India 417-5 (Pujara 193, Pant 43) Hazlewood is back to replace Labuschagne from our press box end and Pant enjoys the extra pace, flicking off his pads and to the rope at fine leg. Can be make it to tea? He grabs another one, also along the ground, his half-century nearing. Pujara deals with the rest in his usual way.

126th over: India 412-5 (Pujara 193, Pant 38) DROPPED CATCH! It’s about as hard as a chance comes for a first slip with an offie bowling, Pujara cutting hard off the edge so Khawaja only had time to throw his right hand at it. It doesn’t stick. In response, Pujara calmly takes a single from the next ball, Pant doing likewise through midwicket. That hurts. Had he pulled it in, comparisons would have been made to this. Related: there will be no Test at Hobart next year as Pakistan aren’t deemed worthy of a third. Sigh.

125th over: India 410-5 (Pujara 192, Pant 37) Pujara creams a Labuschagne long hop to the boundary in front of the members at midwicket, with it moving into the 190s. He defends the rest until the final ball, which he cuts to the sweeper at deep point. Before lunch, I was talking up the prospect of Pujara going to a triple ton in this innings. Selfishly, as I’ve never seen one of those raised in the 109 Tests I’ve attended.

124th over: India 405-5 (Pujara 187, Pant 37) Another three singles through the legside without risk. There’s not a lot going on for Lyon here in this spell after lunch.

Australia are looking listless, have been for an hour or so. The body language is flat. The game looks beyond them.

123rd over: India 402-5 (Pujara 185, Pant 36) Another close call for Pant, this time nearly holing out to Hazlewood at long-on. The big quick, into his fifth session out there bowling, made plenty of territory but he couldn’t quite reach the ball with his dive. Labuschagne is landing his deliveries consistently now, attacking the stumps so he’s in the game, even if the Indian pair are taking relatively easy singles along the way. “If there was ever a time to cash in during a Test Match it is now,” says Ricky Ponting of Rishabh Pant, urging the Indian ‘keeper to kick on.

122nd over: India 398-5 (Pujara 183, Pant 34) Pant gets off strike first ball of the Lyon over, easing a full ball down the ground. Pujara does the rest, playing mostly with his pad outside the line of the off stump.

“G’day Adam, following from chilly Seoul.” Hello Will Arnold, great to have you with us. “Surely it’s got to be an embarrassment of Richies?” Verrrrry good. I was thinking an insufferable, but you’ve nailed it in one. As a nation, we really are no good at this stuff.

121st over: India 397-5 (Pujara 183, Pant 33) Run out chance! Pant was on the way down the track for a single from the final ball but Pujara sent him back. Had the throw been on target from the bowler Labuschagne, he was in real strife. Not to be.

120th over: India 396-5 (Pujara 183, Pant 32) I should say before we get too far into this that, if you are new to the OBO, you can be part of it by dropping me your emails and tweets at any time. Three singles off this Lyon over too, tucked, driven and pushed to the sweepers. Ricky Ponting is talking about the ODI squad on TV and noting that Maxwell is better than a part-time spinner in 50-over cricket. Given he was the man Australia used as their number one tweaker in their successful 2015 campaign, it was always odd how little Steve Smith used him with the ball when he was in charge.

119th over: India 393-5 (Pujara 182, Pant 30) Labuschagne continues his spell from before the break, turning one early in the over in the direction of Pant’s inside edge, which isn’t for nothing with a short leg fielder in place. That straight line of attack does allow easy singles to be taken as well, three of them before the over is complete.

118th over: India 390-5 (Pujara 181, Pant 28) I don’t know why I thought Lyon was bowling from our end. Of course, he’s operating at the Randwick End, as is the custom for tweakers at the SCG. His first over is accurate enough, Pant defending until the final ball when he has enough room to cut one. Between overs, The Richies are singing Waltzing Matilda. Can I get a few collective noun options for The Richies? They were belting out a beer commercial over and over before lunch, which guarantees we’ll have 72 renditions of the national anthem coming our way from them after tea.

[Christopher Walken] The players. Are back. On the field! [/Christopher Walken] One Australia not striding out is David Warner, but he was talking in Bangladesh earlier today about his growth away from the side. There are reports in the paper today that he could be up for a cool million to flog the full Sandpaper story (via book or interview) when the time comes. Won’t that be fun! Back in the middle, it is Nathan Lyon bouncing away from us to begin from the Paddington End, bowling at Rishabh Pant (28) with Che Pujara (181) down the other end. India are resuming on 389-5. PLAY!

Related: David Warner speaks of personal growth after time away from cricket

I arrive with news. Of an Australian ODI squad, announced in the lunch break. I see that Geoff has given you a true Geoffing at the end, numbers everywhere for us to watch in the upcoming session, but back to those in a moment. This is the group of 14 that will attempt to avoid losing by an innings to India in any of their three ODIs this month:

Aaron Finch (c) (Victoria)
Usman Khawaja (Queensland)
Shaun Marsh (Western Australia)
Peter Handscomb (Victoria)
Glenn Maxwell (Victoria)
Marcus Stoinis (Western Australia)
Mitch Marsh (vc) (Western Australia)
Alex Carey (vc) (South Australia)
Jhye Richardson (Western Australia)
Billy Stanlake (Queensland)
Jason Behrendorff (Western Australia)
Peter Siddle (Victoria)
Nathan Lyon (New South Wales)
Adam Zampa (South Australia)

India’s session. India’s day. India’s match. India’s year, so far. And India’s series, surely, inevitably. One wicket in the session, with Hanuma Vihari dismissed, but Pujara has sailed serenely on. Pant has given him faultless support so far (and isn’t that what we all want from our Pants.)

Nathan Lyon and Mitch Starc have already gone for over 100, with two wickets for Lyon and one for Starc. Hazlewood has the best figures with 2-65 but hasn’t looked too dangerous bar the odd beaten edge. Cummins is wicketless thus far.

117th over: India 389-5 (Pujara 181, Pant 27) Labuschagne closes out the session with three singles, and that will be that. SH writes in having noted Harsha Bhogle’s comment that Pujara has now batted more time in the series than a five-day Test. “This amuses me,” writes SH. “Pujara batting for five day just for the hell of it.”

He might just do it here at the SCG.

116th over: India 386-5 (Pujara 180, Pant 25) Lyon continues, and Pujara helps him around the corner for four more. Equals Rahul Dravid’s famous score against Australia from Kolkata in 2001.

This should be a children’s story book from Mahendra Killedar. “I have got a grasshopper theory for Vihari’s misfortune with DRS. You see lot of green between ball as it passes bat. That must be the naughty insect kissing the bat!”

115th over: India 380-5 (Pujara 175, Pant 24) Poor old Marnus Labuschagne. He’s on to bowl nine minutes before lunch. He’s absolutely being used like the classic part-timer, a sneaky over before a break to try to disrupt the batsman’s concentration. Not being treated as a legitimate part of the bowling plans. At least he keeps this over tighter than yesterday, only conceding three.

Pujara has just gone past the all-time record for balls faced in a four-Test series between these countries. In that 2003-04 series where they were so closely matched, Ricky Ponting faced 1201 balls and Rahul Dravid faced 1203. Pujara is at 1208 and counting.

114th over: India 377-5 (Pujara 174, Pant 22) Four runs from Lyon’s over. A belated appeal from the bowler after Pant almost misses a sweep, but he got something on it. And a couple of runs from the ricochet off his pad.

113th over: India 373-5 (Pujara 173, Pant 19) A false shot from Pujara as Hazlewood bowls a slower ball. Spoons it away on the off side, but it lands safely for two runs.

Tom Cameron is in our inbox with a worthy discussion point.

112th over: India 371-5 (Pujara 171, Pant 19) Lyon to Pant, cut away for a single. Lyon has dropped short a fair bit this morning. Pujara helps one around the corner for three. That double hundred is looming. “Borrowing a phrase I first came across in context of Welsh rugby in the late ‘80s,” writes Paddy Davies, “watching Australia play cricket is like intruding on a nation’s private grief.”

111th over: India 367-5 (Pujara 168, Pant 18) Hazlewood on for Starc, who just wasn’t right this morning. There’s a weary and jaded tread to Josh H, I have to say. He looked sore and tired chasing to the boundary earlier. No surprise given the long shifts at Melbourne and the short turnaround into another two days of bowling here. Bouncer, yorker, ball past the edge, and no love. The Hazlewood 2018-19 story.

110th over: India 367-5 (Pujara 168, Pant 18) Three singles from the Lyon over, comfortably collecting without trying to overdo it. Pant is still keeping his cool.

“They’ve been brilliant, haven’t they?” writes SH of the umpiring. “Don’t remember too many decisions getting overturned.” True, and they’ve got some very skinny ones correct.

109th over: India 364-5 (Pujara 166, Pant 17) Starc tries the yorker again, but only hits Pant’s pad and flies away for four leg byes. A couple of singles follow. The runs keep coming.

“Geoff, I must apostrophise your pant pun with apostrophe. Not possible if misused.”

A demonstration of the importance of punctuation, by my mother:

Boris said, "Theresa may resign".
"Boris", said Theresa, "may resign".
Boris said, "Theresa May: Resign!"
"Boris," said Theresa May: "Resign".

108th over: India 358-5 (Pujara 165, Pant 16) Pujara is making it look so easy. Works the ball to leg a couple of times, straight to the field, but the last ball of the over Lyon gives him width, and Pujara immediately changes his line of attack to cut behind point for four.

107th over: India 353-5 (Pujara 161, Pant 15) Starc attempts the yorker at 151 kph. Just overpitches. Pant is doing the hornpipe to get his feet out of the way of the very low full toss, but gets enough on it to send it down the ground. It rolls and rolls and teases Hazlewood all the way into the rope.

106th over: India 346-5 (Pujara 160, Pant 9) Huge appeal, and Australia will go upstairs again. Pant swishes outside off stump and Lyon’s ball misses the top edge. There was a noise, you can hear a click as the ball goes past on the stump mics. “I didn’t hear anything. You guys know,” says Lyon. Khawaja at slip says “That’s out.” Paine reviews. But there’s nothing on DRS or Snicko, and it seems like a sliver of daylight between ball and bat. The noise must have come from somewhere else.More frustration, and Australia have now lost both reviews.

105th over: India 345-5 (Pujara 160, Pant 8) Mitchell Starc, ladies and gentlemen, is getting smashed. Pujara is the more attacking player right at the moment, and cover drives gorgeously for four. Starc comes over the wicket to the left-handed Pant, and produces the same result in mirror image, that ball so well struck it flew to the rope where plenty of others have limped. A single to each batsman means 10 from the over.

104th over: India 335-5 (Pujara 155, Pant 3) A maiden from Nathan Lyon to Rishabh Pant. Now I’ve seen everything. (“Oh really? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? Well then you haven’t seen everything.”) Pant plays a couple of shots to the field, but otherwise defends and leaves. Wonder if he made a New Year’s resolution to stop holding out for 24 from 18 balls.

Ruth wishes to clarify that her former post was indeed satirical, and she’d like to wager that Pujara will be the not-out batsman. Safe shout.

103rd over: India 335-5 (Pujara 155, Pant 3) Right. Pants on, everybody. Pant’s on. Off the mark immediately as he deals with Starc’s yorker. Then dabs a single. Pujara adds another couple on the glance. Now it’s time for drinks.

102nd over: India 329-5 (Pujara 152) Down the track he comes to Lyon, shimmying as he did all yesterday, and drives with a flourish out through cover for four. The tumbling save out on the rope saves nothing. And another milestone comes up for Pujara, his biggest hundred of the series by a distance now. But when he swaps strike, Vihari is out to the last ball of the over.

Finally the breakthrough for Lyon. Vihari goes for the sweep, gets the faintest top edge, into his bicep, and flexed away to short leg. Vihari didn’t think he hit it, and reviewed immediately, but Snicko found the faintest flicker.

More evidence that “you always know when you’ve hit it” is self-confirming tosh.

101st over: India 324-4 (Pujara 147, Vihari 42) Starc on to complete a double change. Did I mention that Che likes the cut shot? Short, wide, dross, boshed. Starc gets the line better, and later in the over almost has Vihari playing onto his stumps. Got his legs in the way, luckily for the batsman.

100th over: India 319-4 (Pujara 142, Vihari 42) Lyon on for a trundle. Vihari blocks out the over watchfully. Checking for any turn or bounce from this surface. Doesn’t look threatening yet.

Abramowitz tips Pujara for 253.
Geoff Wignall for 177.
And the pool is closed.

99th over: India 319-4 (Pujara 142, Vihari 42) Pujara has been sharp on the threes today. Gets another from Hazlewood off his pads, thereby sadly knocking Josh (not Hazlewood) out of the running for the pool before even getting started.

“Pujara to fall for 139 top edging a reverse sweep. It’s later revealed this was part of a bet with fellow jokester and bloke who thinks it’s important to remember cricket’s just a game, Virat Kohli.”

98th over: India 315-4 (Pujara 139, Vihari 41) Pujara finally takes a run from Cummins via a cut shot. Moves his score on to 139. So then.

Pujara Party. Pool Party. Pujara Pool Party.

97th over: India 314-4 (Pujara 138, Vihari 41) Another maiden, as the waiting game continues. Vihari has not yet decided that he’d rather play Hungry Hungry Hippos. He has to play at four Hazlewood deliveries, but all defensive strokes.

“Hi Geoff. These guys need to be bounced out methinks.” I do hope that’s satirical, Ruth, after what we saw yesterday morning.

96th over: India 314-4 (Pujara 138, Vihari 41) Another Cummins maiden to Pujara. Jono Maher has a very interesting question.

“I wonder if that list of top visiting run-scorers against Australia warrants some unpacking? By my reckoning all 15 entries come exclusively from England or India. Is that simply a function of the number of series played, or the effect of a few stand-out individuals, or something else perhaps? India in particular have never won a series in Australia, yet claim 7 of the top 15 highest spots, whereas the West Indies I believe have won 4 series here, and don’t feature at all...”

95th over: India 314-4 (Pujara 138, Vihari 41) Both batsmen are starting to drive Hazlewood confidently. Can he use this against them? Vihari picks up two and then one, Pujara another three.

What’s the pool on Pujara’s score today? I’m tipping 232. Nominations close after the 100th over. Closest to the pin.

94th over: India 308-4 (Pujara 135, Vihari 39) Cummins in contrast takes the Route 1 approach, attacking the body. He’s got that leg gully in again, trying to replicate the dismissal of Pujara from Melbourne. Slightly different circumstances though this time around, and Pujara is happy not to score.

We might as well crack into the politics of the day, via Bill May.

93rd over: India 308-4 (Pujara 135, Vihari 39) Hazlewood, first thing in the morning, with a ball that’s still fairly new. This is how he did in England in Adelaide a year and a bit ago. How much longer it seems... He beats Vihari with a good ball, but Australia’s bowlers have done a lot of that this series, and far less dismissing anyone. Hazlewood can’t change that, even as he chisels away just outside off stump. Vihari’s discipline holds.

92nd over: India 308-4 (Pujara 135, Vihari 39) Pat Cummins will start the day: Simon Atkinson will be happy. “Long time reader, first time caller. Having a particularly busy morning at work and knocked up this masterpiece (attached) for a group chat, but hoping it’s an omen for Cummins bring the spice (cumin?) to India today. Not sure I’ve got the meme right, but... I’m too old to understand memes. Thanks for the commentary yesterday, looking forward to a good morning of cricket for either team.”

Pujara blocks out the over tamely enough, bar two runs off his pads.

91st over: India 306-4 (Pujara 133, Vihari 39) And we’re away. Hazlewood with the first ball, defended, then the second ball, driven nicely by Pujara through covers for three. The bat twisted on impact there, but it was nice decisive footwork from the overnight batsman to get to the line of that ball. Vihari is tucked up on his stumps and tries to punch into the gap at point, but can’t beat the field.

It’s Day 2, so the Richies are out in force. Gathering at the pub across the road before the game as I walked in. Already in good voice. Though drunkenly yelling at passing cars at 9:30 in the morning wasn’t exactly the vibe that the great man exuded, if I’m bluntly honest. Let’s see how they go in the stands today.

And while we finish our morning Pujara Party, why not take some of the 25 minutes before play to read my piece from last night, in which I got to cite some beautifully accidental modern Australian poetry from South Australia bowler Nick Benton.

Related: Cheteshwar Pujara stands tall to earn Australia’s grudging respect | Geoff Lemon

While Ric Finlay is doing the business (he’s the ABC statto, and one of the best in the world), how’s this for a number?

CPujara has now batted for over a 1000 minutes more than any Australian batsman this series #AusvInd

This gives a good sense of Pujara’s series. Dominant in terms of decent scores per innings, but nothing gargantuan. Currently 15th on this list, though he could vault up a fair few places today. Plus a second innings if necessary.

Most runs by visiting bats in the first 4 Tests of an Aus series:
851 WHammond
712 HSutcliffe
692 VKohli
619 RDravid
588 AFaulkner
585 JHobbs
577 ACook
566 EBarlow
560 JHobbs
494 VLaxman
493 STendulkar
482 MVijay
464 VSehwag
464 CBroad
458* CPujara#AusvInd

As always, drop me a line. We’ve had a fair bit of fun with the readers this series, who’ve come out of the woodwork more and more as the Tests have gone on. Find me on Twitter if that’s your bag, or use the old and elegant email: geoff.lemon@theguardian.com.

Good morning, good evening, good crepuscular stroll, good whatever time of day or night it is in your locale. Perhaps you’re orbiting in a satellite and the very concepts of day and night are now irrelevant? In which case, welcome, space family! And a salute for your post-atmospheric bravery.

It is Cheteshwar Pujara day at the Sydney Cricket Ground. Three hundreds so far in this four-Test series, but he hasn’t made a monster. And he, like Dr Frankenstein before him, loves making monsters. Then suggesting to us by reflection that perhaps the real monster was within us all along?

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Australia v India: SCG fourth Test, day three - as it happened

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  • Bad light brings an early end to day three with Australia 236-6

So an early end to another day of Indian dominance at the SCG. The lost overs will make it more difficult for them to force a victory but the delay will allow their attack to rest up in preparation for enforcing the follow on should Australia’s batting woes continue.

Day three actually began promisingly for the home side. Marcus Harris showed plenty of intent during the opening session and he was ably supported by Marnus Labuschagne on a pitch perfect for batting. But both fell in a sloppy afternoon session that yielded four wickets for India and reinforced the issues at the heart of this brittle Australian XI.

“As this game hurtles towards a swift conclusion (barring a Cummins century and inclement weather)” begins Abhijato Sensarma, “I am left to wonder about minuscule things which I frankly have no time for - yet, one can’t help overthinking ideas during such sessions of Test cricket.

Ever since the dawn of professional cricket, the scorecard has been said to say ‘only half the story’. The minutes batted column, the last saving grace of first-class matches, are slowly disappearing too. Can it not be that annotations are used for cricketing scorecards?

There we go. Play abandoned for the day. Action begins tomorrow at 10am local time (half an hour early).

UPDATE: Play on day three at the SCG has been abandoned with play on day four to commence at 10am AEDT #AUSvIND

Play remains suspended. At this late stage in the day you’d have to think it’s unlikely we’ll see any more action until tomorrow.

Brian Withington is still logged on. “Excellent points about the forthcoming Ashes tour, and surely messrs Smith and Warner will be welcomed back to the fold with open arms by all (the English like their chips far too much to sport them on the shoulders). The Australian bowling attack should also find more assistance from English conditions. Unless some Australian groundskeepers can be imported to prepare flatter tracks, we had best hope that England can conjure up one or two bowlers capable of exploiting lateral movement off the pitch. Rumour has it there’s an old lag from Burnley who might just fit the bill.”

Kenrick Riley knows the drill and is pleasingly filling the delay with correspondence.

“A selection dilemma for you,” he begins, teasingly.

“Bowlers meeting...

Mitchell: “Josh, one of us has to drop down so Pat can open up”.

Still off for bad light.

Australia's overall batting average in 2018 was 24.89, the lowest figure they've recorded since 1978. #AUSvINDhttps://t.co/HhP6lxTRM7

“Morning Jonathan,” afternoon Finbar Anslow. “Just had a creepy moment in my otherwise silent house: I’m lying in bed diligently scrolling through the day’s play when suddenly Frosty starts singing ‘Let it Snow’ in the front room. Weird, as he is sound activated ( normally by my sneezing). Investigating, I found Sandy with all her fur standing on end, after presumably having done a rabbit sneeze. I tried calming her down by explaining the state of play but to no avail. Also my wife doesn’t understand cricket. Yesterday I told her that India had scored more than 600 and she wowed dutifully but without that essential glint of comprehension. Any advice as to how to convert non believers?”.

If the sound of this timber rattling doesn’t make the hairs on the back of her neck stand up on end, there’s no hope for her. Could you manipulate Frosty so that instead of singing Christmas tunes you just hear the “clack” of a stump cartwheeling out of the ground whenever he’s prompted?

Australia’s batting coach is former England international Graeme Hick. He’s just been interviewed on the telly. It’s safe to say the reaction on social media has not been positive.

“Considering what these guys are getting paid for there pretty spineless efforts I think they should start introducing fines for throwing your wicket away,” suggests Tom Ivers. “Especially tough ones for doing so once already set. There’s bugger all pressure on these guys with no one really coming through. The question is, do they really care that much? Are Travis Head or Shaun Marsh that bothered to be back in the pavilion? They’ve got their 18-grand match fee, and now they can kick their feet up and relax for a while! Pretty dismal state of affairs.

Perhaps 18-grand is what you get paid if you have an outstanding match? Your performance could be judged on a scale of $0 to $18000. Last match Cummins would’ve got full pay but no one else. So far this match Harris is leading the way with about $12k which could go either up or down depending on his second innings. What I’m getting at is they clearly need some incentive”. I’m not sure I share your view that there could be a link between financial incentive and performance (not at these numbers anyway) but this is clearly a moment in Australian cricket history where mediocrity is being rewarded like never before.

Chatting on @abcgrandstand just now about how poor 2018 was for openers. Average first-wicket partnership for 2018 in Tests was 26.96. Between 2000 and 2017, it was 38.18. #AusvInd#realopeners

Sixteen and a half overs remaining in the day. I’ll keep you updated as to whether the light improves and we have an opportunity to see any more cricket.

83.3 over: Australia 236-6 (Handscomb 28, Cummins 25) The delay for the review prompts the umpires to reconsider the gloom and with the light fading they invite both teams to leave the field.

From around the wicket the ball hit Handscomb just about in line with leg stump and DRS revealed it was going on to miss the pegs by a mile. As expected, dreadful review.

Very optimistic LBW shout in my opinion. Handscomb given not out on field to Jadeja.

83rd over: Australia 236-6 (Handscomb 28, Cummins 25) The first runs in an age are awarded to byes, courtesy of an absolute beauty from Kuldeep that pitches wide of off stump, turns, misses Cummins’s edge by a fraction and scoots low through Pant’s legs and away to the boundary. The first runs off the bat in an age come - of course - to Pat Cummins. His latest textbook four is a classical cover drive with his body still and his front foot advanced to the pitch of the ball.

82nd over: Australia 228-6 (Handscomb 28, Cummins 21) It looks from here as though a consideration whether to take the new ball or not is the light, or lack of it. Kohli is in discussion with the umpires between overs and there’s the suspicion the conversation involved him being informed if he switches to pace the batsmen will be offered the light. The outcome of all that speculation is another Jadeja maiden, India’s third in a row.

81st over: Australia 228-6 (Handscomb 28, Cummins 21) The new Kookaburra is now available but while Kuldeep is having so much fun Kohli understandably keeps his wrist spinner operating with the old ball. Cummins negotiates an uncertain maiden.

In 2018, Australia made just four individual tons. In calendar years where Australia have played at least 10 Tests, they have never registered fewer centuries. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/d6L33kvS2s

80th over: Australia 228-6 (Handscomb 28, Cummins 21) Handscomb happy to dot out a routine Jadeja over as the dark clouds continue to gather.

79th over: Australia 228-6 (Handscomb 28, Cummins 21) Yet another four to Cummins, glancing the increasingly dangerous Kuldeep for four to fine-leg after Handscomb had navigated most of an awkward over.

Ricky Ponting on Australia's complaints that wickets have been too flat: "If they’re flat, get some runs on them." #AUSvIND

78th over: Australia 219-6 (Handscomb 25, Cummins 17) Four more to Bradman Cummins, this time driving Jadeja straight down the ground. There was a hint of a c&b opportunity but Jadeja’s dive to his right was in vain.

“One of the shameful joys of an English winter might be supposed to be waking early to discover the latest developments in the tragi-comic saga that Australian test cricket has apparently become,” emails Brian Withington. “However, am I alone in sensing that the spectacle is beginning to pall as a source of legitimate healthy entertainment and Brexit distraction, and is instead veering towards traffic-accident level voyeurism?”. That depends how deep the chips on one or more of your shoulders go Brian.

“At this rate, Englishmen who should be abed will be wistfully pining for a return of the swaggering days of the baggy green, waking in trepidation to the latest tales of the flaying of our tiring bowlers and cowing of our callow batsmen. Please can you reassure your anxious English followers that normal service will be resumed in time for the Ashes tour?”. Well Brian, we’re expecting Steve Smith and probably David Warner to return for the Ashes. One or both could be game changers. Plus, Australia’s bowling attack hasn’t performed badly this series but on English pitches one can expect them to enjoy more lateral movement and therefore provide a greater wicket-taking threat.

77th over: Australia 215-6 (Handscomb 25, Cummins 13) Those foreboding clouds remain nearby, it must be said, and they look like they could spill over the SCG at any minute. India would not want that to happen, especially while Handscomb isn’t picking Kuldeep’s wrong’un. So close to an outside edge but the Victorian survives and settles for a maiden.

Since the start of 2018, Pat Cummins has made as many Test half-centuries as Tim Paine, Shaun Marsh, Mitchell Marsh, Aaron Finch, and two more than Peter Handscomb. #AUSvIND

76th over: Australia 215-6 (Handscomb 25, Cummins 13) More nimble footwork from Handscomb turns a stock Jadeja delivery into a whip off his toes for two. That forces the bowler to adjust his length, gifting the batsman a simple single.

If you’ve watched those dark clouds sail by the SCG and wondered what damage they might cause, well, this is a few miles west...

This is some storm we are seeing at Blacktown... pic.twitter.com/BBTY8AbFNa

75th over: Australia 212-6 (Handscomb 22, Cummins 13) Another boundary to Cummins, capitalising on an overpitched Kuldeep delivery and ushering it with textbook form to the extra cover boundary.

74th over: Australia 208-6 (Handscomb 22, Cummins 9) Handscomb has handled himself well against both spinners so far. He’s used his feet to good effect and shown his mettle in regularly delaying the insistent Jadeja at the top of his mark, denying the bowler the opportunity to scamper through his work at his preferred tempo.

73rd over: Australia 208-6 (Handscomb 22, Cummins 9) What’s all the fuss about, asks Cummins as he rocks back and pulls Kuldeep with the spin for a four that was about a bail’s width away from a six. He finds out soon enough, almost inside-edging behind, almost losing his off stump to a ripping turner.

“Harris and Head,” begins Grant Moss, like a malevolent headteacher. “Clearly a lot of talent but they simply do not yet have the temperament to understand the situation and to play accordingly. Harris has a weakness outside the off. He needs to put the shot away for a while, or at least to be more judicious in its use, much the same as others before him put away shots that were continually causing them problems until they rectified how they played them. At least one can hope that both players will learn a lot from this series and provide some much needed stability and success in an otherwise quite poor batting line-up. Marsh has not delivered on the faith placed in him and should be dropped.”

72nd over: Australia 203-6 (Handscomb 21, Cummins 5) Jadeja replaces Bumrah and he has a vigorous LBW appeal against Cummins turned down before Australia’s best batsman* drives squarely for a precise boundary.

The ball from Kuldeep Yadav that dismissed Tim Paine spun 9.9°. No other ball in this Test has spun as much. #AUSvIND

71st over: Australia 199-6 (Handscomb 21, Cummins 1) Cummins gets off the mark with a single that was an ODI two but almost declined by a pair unsure whether to stick or twist against Kuldeep’s variations.

“Hi Adam,” well, it’s Jonathan here now Ian Forth, but you’re forgiven. “Do you think the strange mist moving across the ground might mean you’re actually now in a science fiction film? Don’t be surprised if the ground is covered in triffids tomorrow, or aliens have taken over the Australian batting lineup (that may already have happened, to be fair).”

70th over: Australia 198-6 (Handscomb 21, Cummins 0) Replays of Paine’s dismissal do not reflect well on the batsman who ended up in all sorts by misreading the ball in flight. However, that he did get so tangled up was a consequence of some beautiful flight and dip from Kuldeep. That he then found enough turn to twist through the gate was the cherry on the cake. Maiden over from Bumrah to Handscomb.

Fourth innings career saving century for SMarsh you say? At this rate it seems it’ll be a third innings career saving century”. Kunal Tolani emailing the truth lols.

69th over: Australia 198-6 (Handscomb 21) Kuldeep gets play back underway after Tea, bowling his left-arm wristies to Tim Paine from around the wicket. That angle amplifies any turn and forces Australia’s skipper to remain watchful during what is destined to be a maiden over but becomes a wicket maiden after Paine yorks himself on the final delivery, not even turning around to address the wreckage, the death rattle of the timbers sufficiently informative.

WICKET: Paine goes for 5.

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Please keep me company during this final session, either on Twitter - @JPHowcroft- or by email - jonathan.howcroft.freelance@theguardian.com.

Oh, and don’t forget, today is pink day at the SCG.

Thanks to India’s spin-heavy attack the over-rate today has been where it should always be. That means this 32-over final session should only last two hours and not eat into the emergency half-hour now routinely accepted as standard. Unless one or more of these storms that have drifted past the SCG decide to shed their loads.

In many ways Travis Head is the case in point of Australia’s batting woes. Plenty of pedigree, plenty of promise and plenty of starts, but with an unfortunate ability to find ways to lose his wicket when big scores are there for the taking.

He can clearly play, but Head has contributed at least four of the dumbest dismissals this summer. Frustrating. He was very aware of tea and the incoming rain then, and still couldn’t help himself.

Harris’s knock today must have confirmed his seat on the Qantas, while Marnus Labuschagne showed there was method behind the madness of his selection. Conversely, the pressure on Shaun Marsh continues to build. For so long a boom or bust batsman, the peaks this series have not balanced out the troughs. 183 runs at 26 just isn’t good enough for a 38-Test veteran who will be 36 by the first Test at Edgbaston. Although there’s still time for a fourth innings career-saving century...

Katich: "They just keep making simple mistakes. I think just about all the Australian batsmen have got themselves out today. They've all looked good at the crease, but they've all perished because of simple mistakes" #AUSvIND

Anyway… on to the business in hand, that of Australia stumbling towards a 3-1 series defeat like a drunk traversing cobblestones in the rain desperately trying not to spill his kebab.

After a promising morning session led by the industrious Marcus Harris, things unravelled badly in the afternoon. Any ambitions of levelling the series surely now reside only in fantasy. We’re already into “what does this all mean for the Ashes?” territory.

2nd session (btw lunch-tea) at SCG
India 108/1 in 28 overs
India 102/1 in 29 overs
Australia 76/4 in 28 overs#AusvInd#AusvsInd

Thank you very much Mr Lemon, my favourite cricketing Geoffrey since Geoffrey Higgs, a principal character in the BBC TV series Sloggers (played by actor Sam Fairbrother). Unfortunately I can’t seem to locate any clips online of the show, which ran to two seasons in the mid-90s. If anybody can help me out, I would be eternally grateful.

If you’re unfamiliar with Sloggers, it was one of those gently distracting series the BBC was adept at creating for middle-school aged children. It was named after a fictional junior cricket team from Slogthwaite, Lancashire, and filmed in a bucolic village mise en scène at White Coppice near Chorley.

Australia had a rare session win in the first today, with one wicket for 98 added, but India win the second with four wickets for 76. That middle order slide, and again there were plenty of starts with no one able to stick around for a really big score. Ben Jones of CricViz is telling me that Australia has never had a four-Test series in which so many batsmen have faced between 30 and 100 balls. There’s a story in that, if you can Magic Eye it.

So it’s up to Paine to try once more to be the resistance, take people’s messages, mix the cordial, and otherwise do all that needs to be done. I’ll leave you with him, and the typing fingers of Jonathan Partridge Howcroft.

68th over: Australia 198-5 (Handscomb 21, Paine 5) Bumrah with the last salvo before the scones. Full toss, letting Handscomb off strike. Thanks champ, says Paine, who gets a snorter from Bumrah, leaping off a good length and cutting back in to smash his gloves. Bouncer again, and Paine sways away. Bumrah is generating heat and he’s fired up. Tries more of the same, and this time Paine hooks for four. Bottom edge, got it fine, but contact enough. Then a single off his pads as Bumrah pitches up. A bit of a wasted over from Bumrah when he might have challenged the stumps and the edge more than the costae verae.

67th over: Australia 192-5 (Handscomb 20, Paine 0) Tough time to come in, and Paine makes it look tougher. Hit on the pad, huge appeal, but he’s walked across his stumps and is struck outside the line. Then Paine spoons a ball away square of the wicket and is nearly caught, the lunge in coming up short. Phew.

Oh dear. Some dismissals are soft, that was a custard tart left on the dashboard in the sun. Caught and bowled off a full toss. Earlier in the session Head drove one of those for four. This time he was coming half forward at it, not committing to a shot. The ball dipped but reached him on the full, and was spooned right back to where it came from. Hot slop.

66th over: Australia 192-4 (Head 20, Handscomb 20) Bumrah under thick grey cloud, it’s a soupy sky up above us here in Sydney. Handscomb nearly gets a ball square but the infielding has been good today, there’s another save. The last ball of the over gets away though, even if it wasn’t entirely deliberate. Good yorker from Bumrah, but just outside off stump, and as Handscomb squeezes it out he steers it to third man for four.

65th over: Australia 188-4 (Head 20, Handscomb 16) Kuldeep has changed ends and replaced Jadeja, bowling from the Randwick End. Back onto the stumps goes Handscomb, pulling Kuldeep around the corner for a couple of runs. Flicks the next but Bumrah at backward square does well to stop it. So Handscomb drives wide of mid-off for one, taking off quickly for the run. Head skips down and drives nicely out through cover! It looked like four off the bat, but the point sweeper will cut it off and keep it for two.

64th over: Australia 183-4 (Head 18, Handscomb 13) Bumrah to replace Kuldeep after that short double-spin burst. Bumrah targeting the pads meets Head with a leg glance. Handscomb gets a run from a misfield at cover, then Head times the next shot off his pads better, finding the midwicket boundary. He’s doing a job again.

63rd over: Australia 177-4 (Head 13, Handscomb 12) Handscomb growing in confidence, given strike for the last ball of the over, and immediately driving Jadeja through the covers for another boundary.

62nd over: Australia 172-4 (Head 12, Handscomb 8) Kuldeep in the double-spin attack, though neither batsman has ditched his helmet for a cap as Harris did in the first session. A full toss to start the over, and Head drives it straight for four. That helps a batsman.

61st over: Australia 167-4 (Head 7, Handscomb 8) Jadeja bowls, only a touch short, and Handscomb is back in a flash to pull for four! In the air but controlled, and smoked. It’s funny, no matter how good the shot you can still hear Rishabh burbling away behind the stumps. He chuckled at that shot, a little throaty gurgle. He’s like a Jim Henson puppet; he should be stationed under a bridge.

60th over: Australia 163-4 (Head 7, Handscomb 4) Ah yes. Kuldeep Yadav is back, with his left-arm wrist spinners. Lopped off Khawaja earlier. Fascinating bowler. Someone who has more time than me: when was the last time that two specialist spinners in a Test were both left-armers? Let me know. His first over back is a maiden as Head blots him out.

59th over: Australia 163-4 (Head 7, Handscomb 4) Jadeja. Handscomb. Maiden. You know the drill.

Ouch.

Justin Langer has spoken in the past about wanting plenty of '30s' from his batsmen. This series, Australia have made seven scores between 30 and 39 - only once in their last 27 series have they made more. #AUSvIND

58th over: Australia 163-4 (Head 7, Handscomb 4) Wonder what the bowlers will make of this breeze? It’s blowing across Shami from his left shoulder to his right, as he bowls to the left-handed Head. A stiff wind, the flags on the Members Paviliion are taut. Shami pins Head for five balls by bowling straight at the pegs, but slips wide to close the over and Head throws a cover drive at it, not timed cleanly, for two.

57th over: Australia 161-4 (Head 5, Handscomb 4) Handscomb is solving that Jadeja fast-overs problem by making the bowler wait. There’s a shout for lbw as Handscomb is stuck on the crease, but he got a big inside edge. He comes down the wicket to the next ball, which is what he likes to do. Needs the confidence to get those feet moving, he looks hesitant. Works two runs to leg. Leaves the next ball, and the last.

56th over: Australia 159-4 (Head 5, Handscomb 2) Shami attacking the stumps, Head playing away a bit dicily to leg. There’s a strange haze cmoing across the ground, like ocean spray. But not wet. There’s a very cool sea breeze coming through now too. Head finally clips through the field for one, and Handscomb reciprocates.

“Hi Geoff, welcome back,” wrote Scott Lowe earlier. “Quick question: if Marnus gets a hundred, does that justify his selection? Do all those who criticised the selection have to eat humble pie? As an Aussie fan, I want him to succeed, but I fear if he does we are just going to get more of these bizarre picks.”

Well, aside from him having been dismissed in the interim, the question still stands. Had he made a big score, inevitably various people would have started hopping into those of us who criticised the pick. But no, it wouldn’t mean the criticism was wrong. The criticism isn’t of the player, it’s of the process used to pick the player. A selection without good reasoning to back it up might work, but it’s still a bad way of making those choices.

55th over: Australia 157-4 (Head 4, Handscomb 1) Almost gone! Twice, really. Handscomb, the good player of spin, gets two outside edges in a row against Jadeja. One along the ground, one just bouncing in front of slip. He survives, somehow, and make it to drinks.

54th over: Australia 156-4 (Head 3, Handscomb 1) Head flicks the straight ball from Shami for one. Handscomb with his UltraBackLift is back on. Defending one, accessing the ball well enough. Leaving one, with the bat wafting around it in a fancy leave. Elbow high to the last.

Kerry O’Keeffe had a mare on the telly last week, but he’s back to better form today. “That seam is straighter than Fred Nile.” Very NSW-niche, but paid. Thanks SH for the email.

53rd over: Australia 155-4 (Head 2, Handscomb 1) Jadeja leaves me no time to type, no time to dream, no time to breathe as he races through an over for the cost of one run. Head’s doubled his score.

52nd over: Australia 154-4 (Head 1, Handscomb 1) The rebuild starts again. Here’s Peter Handscomb, known as a good player of spin but facing Mohammad Shami. Off the mark immediately via the inside edge.

Tactically I like the way Kohli kept manoeuvring those leg side fielders. As a batter that’s a nightmare to constantly have to change your angles when the ball is coming in like that! Eventuated in a wicket. Well played.

Against the run of play, he falls. Australia starting to slide. Labuschagne had just middled a straight drive against Shami for four, but a couple of balls later he’s locked off on his front foot, has to come across his pad, and whips the full ball through midwicket. Sometimes that shot can work, but not when the region is so well patrolled. Rahane is one of the fieldsmen there, and he dives to his right and pulls in the very sharp catch.

51st over: Australia 148-3 (Labuschagne 34, Head 0) A Jadeja maiden as Head can’t beat the field.

It’s Mitch Marsh’s blood. Death matches are a new but wildly popular Australian selection method.

50th over: Australia 148-3 (Labuschagne 34, Head 0) Shami from the Paddington End. They’ve got two midwickets in for him, one short and one regulation. No first slip but a second. More backward point than gully. Cover, mid-off. Mid on and two leg-side sweepers behind square. Short ball an option. The option is taken up, and Marnus uppercuts it for four! Down to third man. That looked easy. Shami’s annoyed, and hurls at the stumps after a drive is played back to him.

49th over: Australia 144-3 (Labuschagne 30, Head 0) Travis Head blocks out the remaining five balls of the Jadeja over.

Oh, that’s poor. Another single-figure dismissal for Marsh. Nearly half of his Test innings end that way. A nothing ball from Jadeja, over the wicket. No turn, no huge bounce. Marsh just prods defensively down the wrong line and offers a big edge near the shoulder of the bat. Regulation. Looked good for his 8, though...

48th over: Australia 144-2 (Labuschagne 30, Marsh 8) There’s his photo opp! Labuschagne holds the dye-stained blood-rust Kookaburra blade high in its follow through after driving through cover for four. Shami dished up a full one and Marnus took full toll. Then adds another boundary down the ground. This is impressive so far.

47th over: Australia 136-2 (Labuschagne 22, Marsh 8) Jadeja races through another over. The ball races to the cover boundary from Marsh’s bat. Is he on for one today?

46th over: Australia 132-2 (Labuschagne 22, Marsh 4) Bumrah is making Marnus play in this over, but the defensive intent from the batsman remains.

John offers a follow-up on email. “The textual tone of surprise is mostly because I thought it was going to be plastered with adverts. In the past when the BBC have taken a stream from a commercial station, they covered the ads with a station ident which becomes very annoying very quickly. The last time I emailed you about cricket commentary in Australia you wrote an article that ruffled a fair few feathers. It’s only fair I offer compliments when something is good.”

Related: Just not cricket – how Channel Nine are destroying a legacy | Geoff Lemon

45th over: Australia 132-2 (Labuschagne 22, Marsh 4) Nice start for Marsh, who blocks out most of the over but drives the second-last ball away through long-off. Looks good, as he does. Tonned up here last year. Beautiful batting surface. It’s a tailor-made Marsh day.

44th over: Australia 128-2 (Labuschagne 22, Marsh 0) Was that a little boo I heard from the crowd as S Marsh came to the middle? Fancy it might have been. Only from a small portion of the crowd, but there was something. Marnus plays one loose shot early in Bumrah’s over, and is chastened enough by missing the ball that he goes back to leaving everything else. He’s striving to do the Test batting thing.

43rd over: Australia 128-2 (Labuschagne 22) What a shame for Harris. He’s played so well, so entertainingly, but has fallen in slightly familiar fashion, flashing outside the off stump. That shots has garnered him plenty of runs, it must be said. Jadeja came around the wicket last ball of the over, left-armer angling across left-hander, and Harris aims a wafty cut, but the ball’s too full for it. Bottom edge, leg stump, see ya later.

42nd over: Australia 128-1 (Harris 79, Labuschagne 22) Bumrah from the other end. Can’t wait for another commentator to note that he has an unusual run-up. Harris gets off strike immediately. Marnus leaves everything else well alone.

41st over: Australia 127-1 (Harris 78, Labuschagne 22) Here we go. Jadeja with the left-arm lobs, Harris playing a few circumspectly and then getting off strike. Labuschagne looks good first up, driving out through the covers, and after a long drawn-out roll, the ball meets the boundary cushion.

“I’ve got to say I’ve really enjoyed listening to ABC,” writes in John Goldstein with a textual tone of surprise. “The BBC have had the streams and have been putting them out live on Sports Extra in the
UK. It’s actually better than TMS in many respects.” Jim Maxwell is standing next to me as it happens, so I’ll pass that on.

Remember you can tweet or email me anytime to get involved with the OBO.

First order of business: the Pujara Pool Party from yesterday. Andrew Benton nominated a score of 192, and the eventual Pujara total was 193. Congratulations Andrew, you win: a quiet sense of satisfaction and the undying respect of your cricket/internet peers.

What ho! Remember, you can’t spell ‘Howzat’ without it. A session in which Australia was not embarrassed batting. Wonder of wonders. Harris was a lot of fun in that couple of hours, and Marnus must have a million things going through his head but he hung in there after nearly being castled first up. Australian batsmen only made four Test hundreds in 2018, three of them in the corresponding fixture here. Can Harris get 2019 off to a better start?

That’s the best Australia have batted in a session all series. Bowling was quality and Harris/Labuschange hung in there. Need another 4 sessions like it. Good quality test cricket. #AUSvIND

40th over: Australia 122-1 (Harris 77, Labuschagne 18) Shami to bowl the final over of the session, Harris off strike first ball with one to point, raising the 50 partnership between these two. They’ve been excellent. Labuschagne is then defending a series of balls tailing in at his woodwork, handling it well enough to earn himself a sandwich.

The end of a stanza where the home side advanced the score by an even 100 by my count, losing Khawaja (27) along the way when he misread an very handy Kuldeep wrong’un and was caught at midwicket. Aside from that, it has been strangely smooth sailing for the hosts. Yes, the pitch is flat but that has been no problem for India’s bowlers so far in the series. More of that, please.

39th over: Australia 121-1 (Harris 76, Labuschagne 18) Pace from both end to finish, Bumrah back for a one-over burst. And he’s so close to slipping a yorker under the blade of Labuschagne, Pant with his hands on his head. Earlier, they were living dangerously too with Labuschagne taking on Jadeja (DON’T TAKE ON JADEJA) at cover, but the throw never came. Between times, Harris deflected one to third man with soft hands.

Tom Richardson reckons we should give the emerging player award to Tim Paine. Interesting thought. Who’s going to take the ACMA away, take ACMA home tonight?

38th over: Australia 119-1 (Harris 75, Labuschagne 17) Shami is pulled by Harris for one, nicely along the ground. Labuschagne is able to leave a couple before using his bat, picking up one to cover off the front foot when he does. “He looks confident,” says Mike Hussey on the telly. “This is a really good start from him.” Lunch is due in five minutes.

“Just to let you know how appreciated your team efforts have been over Christmas,” writes John Davis, most kindly. “I’ve really enjoyed going to bed in the UK catching the start of play and waking up and catching up with it all - this series has felt much more important as a result. Very much looking forward to this summer’s escapades - I can’t say I’m delighted to see Smith and Warner back, but I’m glad Paine and the bowlers will get some support. Currently recovering from a huge early (and very surprising) birthday curry with friends - thanks to all of them and, especially, my amazing wife Paula for organising it without dropping me a hint until they all walked into the pub.”

37th over: Australia 117-1 (Harris 74, Labuschagne 16) OUCH! We have a delay in the middle of the over when Labuschagne thumps Kuldeep into the upper thigh of Vihari at short leg. I’m not being euphamistic - it was actually his thigh. Amusingly, the new man goes for the same sweep shot after the delay, but thankfully for Vihari, he missed. The shot gets him a single later in the over, Harris jumping down to drive the final ball to long-on, who has been kept busy throughout the session.

“It’s always tempting fate when peoplepass judgement on the moral number of Tests that should be awarded,” emails Ian Forth. “I recall the late Peter Roebuck suggesting that England now merited a three match series against Australia. When? After the 2005 Lords Test.” The venue stuff frustrates me. We need to grow the game everywhere, and that includes Hobart. Yes, their crowds aren’t great, but nor are the Tests they’re given.

"He's very close to being in a position to do a very good Bee Gees impersonation." - @bowlologist

#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/FPPHDJvN8d

36th over: Australia 114-1 (Harris 72, Labuschagne 15) What a session Harris has had, moving from 19 to 72 with still a quarter hour up to go. Granted, he was beaten at the start of this new Shami over, but that must be the first time today, or near enough. He’s back to his happy place later on, driving two to cover then pushing one down the ground. He must go on to a ton here. There will be excuse whatsoever for a brain fade.

35th over: Australia 111-1 (Harris 69, Labuschagne 15) Kuldeep has been swung around to the Randwick End and I like that. This is the where spinners tend to do their best work at this ground, to the best of my recollection anyway. Harris is jumping down at him immediately, in the mode of Pujara who danced so well on the opening day. But it is on the back foot where he picks up a single, cutting to point. Labuschagne smothers the spin of the rest, well forward from the crease.

Haven't seen much of Labuschagne's batting?@copes9 explains what to expect while he's at the crease #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/eFF1Co4dfH

34th over: Australia 110-1 (Harris 68, Labuschagne 15) Shami is back from the Paddington End and Labuschagne using his bat conservatively against a bowler he is facing for the first time, almost certainly in any form of cricket. A maiden it will be.

33rd over: Australia 110-1 (Harris 68, Labuschagne 15) Jadeja to Harris, who again strides confidently to drive down the ground early in the over. Defending with a touch more intent this time around Labuschagne retains the strike from the final delivery, finding one behind square leg. This is turning into a handy little stand.

We have our annual Cricket Media Association dinner/awards tonight. If you were selecting the men’s emerging player of the year, who would you select? No, I am not crowd-sourcing our work, but I am curious. Caveat: they have to be playing this week so that we can present the the gong in person and say nice things about them.

32nd over: Australia 108-1 (Harris 67, Labuschagne 14) Harris is absolutely smashing these singles to the sweepers on the off-side, picking out mid-off with easy from the first offering of Kuldeep’s new over. Labuschagne is safe at home, building his platform, before sweeping with real confidence to finish to secure his second boundary.

31st over: Australia 103-1 (Harris 66, Labuschagne 10) You look up, and the Jadeja over is complete. The only action was a single to Harris, another to the man on the point boundary in front of the O’Reilly Stand. It’s a healthier crowd today; they should get more in than the ordinary numbers of day one and two. Speaking of the SCG Trust in the previous post, remember when their chairman was insisting that this ground is deserving of two Tests a summer at the expense of other venues? No, it is not.

30th over: Australia 102-1 (Harris 65, Labuschagne 10) Up comes the 100 for Australia, via a Harris single to long-off. He’s struck the ball so well down the ground today. Labuschagne takes one off his pads then Harris finishes with another through the gap on the off-side, out to deep cover. “The curator has a lot of work to do here,” says Ed Cowan on ABC. “I’m surprised the SCG Trust didn’t appoint one Tom Parker’s understudies when he retired. They went external when he retired and it takes a long time to work out how the turf plays. The Shield games played here have been on very, very average wickets.”

29th over: Australia 99-1 (Harris 63, Labuschagne 9) Jadeja to Labuschagne, sending down a timely maiden of darts to calm things down a touch. “You would like to take this pitch around the world if you were a batsmen,” Jim Maxwell says on ABC. “It is like a solid concrete block. I reckon you could play a timeless Test for ten days.”

28th over: Australia 99-1 (Harris 63, Labuschagne 9) Bang, bang, bang! Harris, now batting in his baggy green, takes Kuldeep down with three boundaries in four balls! The first is lofted over long-on, the second pulled with fury to midwicket and the third picked up flat also to long on, getting just to the pitch of the flighted change-up. Into the 60s he goes, with a bullet!

.@MarcusHarris14 batting in the Baggy Green #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/5yGAB94uCX

27th over: Australia 87-1 (Harris 51, Labuschagne 9) Jadeja is back, zipping through a quick over at Harris, who keeps the strike with one to square leg. He was given a bit of tap during his first stint, so this is an important shift for him in the lead up to lunch.

“The SCG is essentially a football ground these days,” Ed Cowan says on ABC as I turn the dial. I’m not sure what the context is, but I feel like it is important to include. I think he’s lamenting how little Shield cricket is played here at the moment.

26th over: Australia 86-1 (Harris 50, Labuschagne 9) Labuschagne gets on a nice little run here, punching Kuldeep for two through cover off the back foot then nailing the overpitched reply to the cover rope from his front dog. For the rest, he’s sturdy in defence. What a fantastic opportunity for the young, plucky Queenslander this is.

“I’m looking forward to that bit in the re-cut poem,” Ben Jones (reading along next to me) says, “when Warner says that he doesn’t really hate Moeen, not even a little bit, not even at all.” On that topic, Bob Wilson is back in my inbox: “I thought you had talked to Naylor about being funnier than me,” he says. “It’s incredibly rude and disobliging.”

25th over: Australia 80-1 (Harris 50, Labuschagne 3) From the first ball of Bumrah’s new over, the adopted Victorian opener pushes one to point to raise his second Test half-century. He’s there in 67 balls, picking up five boundaries along the way. With the exception of one miscue off Jadeja, he’s been wonderful in this first hour today. Labuschagne is off the mark later in the over from the outside of his blade, albeit along the ground through the cordon for a couple. He adds a single to midwicket to finish the over, which will feel much better as they take their drinks.

I forgot to post the Khawaja wicket, here ‘tis.

OUT. Usman Khawaja chips it straight to mid wicket.

He goes for 27, Australia 1/72 #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/mg1aqNPNWh

24th over: Australia 76-1 (Harris 49, Labuschagne 0) Harris strikes with the middle of his bat for the umpteenth time this morning, to the sweeper at point. This is his best chance yet to make his way to a maiden Test ton, make no mistake. Labuschagne plays the remainder of the Kuldeep over carefully. “He’s a very good player of spin,” notes Ricky Ponting. He’ll need to be, Kuldeep is a star (and my fave, as you can probably tell).

Re the romcom theme @collinsadam, I think we can all agree that the series has been all the better for the absence of David Warner and his one-man show (performed from gully) "10 Things I Hate About You".

23rd over: Australia 75-1 (Harris 48, Labuschagne 0) I was about to type “this could turn into Australia’s best session of the series” or something like that when Khawaja fell. There are people getting stuck into him online, and I get that, but it was the delivery that did him. It brings Labuschagne, to the middle at number three for Australia. Imagine saying that twelve months ago. He’s on strike to Bumrah after Harris adds a couple through square leg then a single to point. The new man cops an inswinging yorker first up, just keeping it out via bat and boot! Welcome! At the end of the over he joins Harris for a laugh in the middle of the pitch, looking at the bottom of his bat that saved him from a first baller. Phew.

Even Ian Gould having a giggle at how good the Bumrah yorker was to Labuschagne first up #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/vUWJBabM4L

There aren't many phlegmatic fast bowlers, but Jasprit Bumrah is one @collinsadam. What a man!

Fantastic bowling, Khawaja done by the Kuldeep wrong’un! He was on the front foot trying to score through cover but didn’t pick the one that goes the other way, the miscue ending up with Pujara for an easy catch at cover. What classy, accurate bowling that is.

22nd over: Australia 72-1 (Harris 45)

21st over: Australia 70-0 (Harris 44, Khawaja 26) Jadeja has been taken off after just those three overs, Bumrah back from the Randwick End. Harris is forced to play throughout, getting down well to a slower ball before pushing another one to mid-on. He’s doing just as Chris Rogers says a busy opener must, turning the board over as often as possible with singles. Khawaja keeps the strike with one into midwicket to finish.

20th over: Australia 68-0 (Harris 43, Khawaja 25) Harris is again on the front foot scoring, taking one early in the Kuldeep over to mid-on. The spinner was instrumental in India’s series-winning victory at Dharamsala in 2017, on debut no less. He may be India’s third choice spinner for now, but he has a long, long career ahead of him. Mindful of this, no doubt, Khawaja watches the rest of the accurate set respectfully.

19th over: Australia 67-0 (Harris 42, Khawaja 25) Australia are going at better than four an over so far this morning, helped by Khawaja getting into his reverse sweep posture for the first time today, nailing it too for four more. When he was playing this shot a year ago it was seen as a sign of weakness, now it is one of his most dependable. For evidence, see how well he played it in Dubai during his fourth innings epic.

18th over: Australia 61-0 (Harris 41, Khawaja 20) Spin from both ends, Kuldeep replacing Shami from the Paddington End. On telly, Tim Lane describes him as a left-arm over the wrist bowler, which will doubtless inspire feral comments about him being a snowflake or some such - what a world we live in. The runs keep coming after Harris sizes him up, carving a couple out to point then getting on the front foot to pick out that same sweeper for two more to finish. Into the 40s he moves. Go you good thing.

17th over: Australia 57-0 (Harris 37, Khawaja 20) Are these two Hayden and Langer in disguise? Two more boundaries in this over, the 50 stand brought up with another cover driven boundary from Harris, later in the over Khawaja jumping down the track to hammer Jadeja over mid-off for four more! That’s entertainment!

16th over: Australia 47-0 (Harris 32, Khawaja 15) This is some excellent batting, Khawaja getting into position early to flick a boundary to fine leg with that lovely lift of the back foot when contact is made. Harris is better again, capping the over with a perfect cover drive. No need to run for that. Have a breather, I’d suggest, Mr Shami.

“Mon cher Adam.” Why, it’s Bob Wilson dropping us a line from Paris. Good evening over there, comrade. “Many thanks to the LemonCroftCollins trio for a really smooth OBO run in the last couple of games. Good areas. I love this series like a child or a puppy. It’s been a vintage squeeze. I get the current Australian sackcloth and ashes routine about this team but I think these Indians have been remarkable. The almost imperceptible increase in their grip on this has been a thing of beauty. We all love the hack and thump of dizzyingly macho mental disintegration but this lot have executed the most gradual schlonking I’ve ever seen. They have poached you like jellyfish in a jacuzzi. It’s like a romcom with a bodycount.”

I can’t add to that. Superb. A romcom with a bodycount, a new turn for Paul Rudd?

15th over: Australia 36-0 (Harris 28, Khawaja 8) Jadeja is on,and there is a dropped catch from the first ball of his spell! Well, Rahul didn’t quiteget to it at mid-on, but he should have. After talking up Harris, he’s played the false stroke, sounding ugly off his bat,, but he survives. He does well later in the over, keeping his cool after his reprieve to drive through cover from the balls of his feat, out to the rope for four.

14th over: Australia 32-0 (Harris 24, Khawaja 8) Lovely again from Harris, the second time this morning he has driven down the ground with control, albeit only for one this time. Even so, this might be the best we’ve seen him look for Australia so far. Khawaja then flicks a couple, watching the rest carefully. Not a bad start at all from the openers.

“Morning Adam.” Kim Thonger! How goes you? “I fully expect Australia to bat well on this pitch. They might even declare, on either 567 for 8 or 678 for 9, ah but no I’m English, so by their scoring method perhaps it will be 4 for 567 or 5 for 678. If they reach 6 for 789 though, I’ll eat my trilby. I’ve confused myself now, so I shall stop.”

13th over: Australia 29-0 (Harris 23, Khawaja 6) Bumrah versus is shaping up as a tasty little contest, the Indian seamer building up up his pace through the over at the Aussie opener. Some good Test cricket early in the day here.

12th over: Australia 29-0 (Harris 23, Khawaja 6) It’s Shami from the Paddington End, running away from us. Harris uses the pace well, timing a defensive push to cover to pick up one early in the over. Khawaja is using his bat in defence for the rest, getting one to mid-on to keep the strike.

11th over: Australia 27-0 (Harris 22, Khawaja 5) Shot! First ball of the day, Bumrah overpitches to Harris to leans into a lovely off-drive for three. Khawaja is immediately under pressure with a delivery slipping past his blade and into his pad but by the end of the over he is leaving confidently.

As Jasprit Bumrah gears himself up for another assault on the Australian batting line-up, here's some analysis from CricViz's @fwildecricket on what makes the Indian seamer so great: https://t.co/omPiYXpStp#AUSvIND

Out come the teams for their pink cap presentation. The Australians and Indians file past Glenn McGrath to present him with their baggy pinks, which are no in turn popped online to help with today’s huge fundraising task. To the middle they continue to begin day three. Bumrah has the ball in his hand, Australia resuming at 24-0 with Harris (19), there with Khawaja (5) PLAY!

One of the joys about writing at the SCG is the half hour or so when the sun is setting over the back of the Members and Ladies Stands. Here was my vantage point last night. I don’t like much about Sydney, but I do like this.

Oldie, goodie. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/JkXWKmDkkn

“Welcome to the hot seat, Collins!” Good morning to you, Raakesh Natraj. “Tim Paine, top bloke. Wonder how long he’ll hang on to the captaincy after the return of Smith and Warner? Would like him to go on.”

Well, in practical terms, it’ll be at least April 2020 before Smith is eligible to lead again - they banned him for two years from captaincy gigs. There’s no reason to pension off Paine any time soon, for mine. If anything, this whole episode reinforces how unfortuante it is that Paine wasn’t able to lead this side earlier. If we knew what we knew. Yes, his finger was cooked for years, but by the time Smith took over, Paine was very much back in business. Ah well.

Righto, I’m now upstairs. The ground is looking a treat and it is already hot, with a forecast top of 35 degrees in Sydney today. There will be no complaints given that during this fixture last year it reached 47. Have that.

To the enormous credit of Tim Paine, he fronted the press conference at stumps last night. Better still, he maintained a great sense of humour, especially when a colleague’s phone went off on the table. Nicely played.

Tim Paine answers a journalist's phone during his press conference. Absolute gold! #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/ERFdblGAvA

Today is Jane McGrath Day. The Pink Test has been an important part of the SCG Test over the last decade, raising money to support Breast Care nurses across Australia. If you’re so inclined, this is a good day to throw some money the McGrath Foundation’s way.

Lining up for a photocall! Ready for Jane McGrath Day at the #PinkTest with @7cricket. Donate at https://t.co/nhcJYMJPeX. Target of $2.1m will provide an additional 15 Breast Care Nurses around Australia for a year. Such a special day. #AusvIndpic.twitter.com/ogZjhjw0z5

Another smashing day in the harbour city, not a cloud to be seen. Now, there are days in the dirt and then there are days in the dirt and Australia certainly experienced one of the latter on Friday. That was quite brutal yesterday afternoon as India’s lower order got busy, Pant’s unbeaten 159 a real wonder.

Without any realistic hope of winning the Test from here, the job for the hosts is to find a way to bat for a full day; for the top order to make the most of these favourable conditions to show that some lessons were learned in Melbourne.

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Right, so a rain and light-interrupted day eventually leads to abandonment, with Australia trailing India by 316 runs after Virat Kohli enforced the follow on.

Kohli’s call came after India wrapped up Australia’s final four wickets midway through the day, which itself was delayed due to light, persistent rain. First, Cummins was bowled by Shami from one that stayed disproportionately low, and then Handscomb chopped on from Bumrah’s bowling. Lyon was LBW after trying to sweep Kuldeep, his decision not to review earning the ire of many given Australia had two reviews and two wickets up their sleeves.

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UPDATE: Play on day four has been abandoned. Day five will begin at 10am AEDT with entry via a gold coin donation to the @McGrathFdn#AUSvINDhttps://t.co/CaiEbSjKbT

@sjjperry My first live test. 9 years old. Wooden seats in the members at the WACA. After the heartbreak of Adelaide on the radio, I then watched Sir Curtley bowl a spell of 7-1. I cried. I imagine some in the Aus dressing room did too.

Even so, what a spell.

A question from Rowan

It follows from my facetious interest in How Bad Great Batsmen Were When They Retired.

Being There But Not Being There...

Respect to Ian Forth for having the courage to share the following:

A nice follow up to my Falls Festival story from Greg, including The Bees’ best known track (at least in Australia).

“Thanks for all the great banter as usual,” he writes. “Liked the Warne and Lorne Festival memories.Perhaps you could start a thread on animal, insects, birds, whatever that have halted play?

“Meanwhile here’s The Bees-great track and video.”

Thommo Rips Through

A sterling entry from David here:

First Tests, continued...

This, from Richard, is excellent:

Seems to be growing irritability in relation to the light situation here.

My decision to come into the @SCG to watch Aus’ 2nd innings has proven very unwise. Does anyone know why they can’t play under the floodlights? I’ve definitely been here when they did that. Or is there still not enough light?

More images from the SCG

No issues with the light in the games being played outside the SCG. pic.twitter.com/4A7gWLLEP7

A pic from 13 minutes ago

Should be playing cricket #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/hgc8W43NsN

Again, no news on the light

There is this, though.

Fans all around the ground waving phones with the lights on... #AUSvIND

@sjjperry First test was Boxing Day 2006 for a mate's bucks. Got to see Warne's 700th and then carry the tired and emotional groom up several flights of stairs around 12am to his angry fiancé. Win-win.

Nice. I was there for Warne’s 700th too. Had travelled down to Melbourne from Sydney on an overnight sleeper with my Dad, drinking Cognac I’d been gifted for my 21st. It tasted like fuel. We went to the cricket, then I continued to Falls Festival in Lorne. Here was the lineup that year:

India v Pakistan at Madras, in 1961

Wow, a great memory here, this time shared by Murali Murti, who’s just written in:

@sjjperry I never tire of telling folk that my first experience of live Test cricket was the final day of the oval test, 2005. I had scoffed when my then-girlfriend - now my wife - bought the tickets some weeks (months?) in advance for, I think, £20 each. It set a pretty high bar

The highest of bars, I daresay. Sounds like you married well, too!

Bad light remains, play still suspended...

More word on whether we’re likely to get play, or whether stumps will be called, when I have it.

More first Tests

This from Noel Sheppard:

@sjjperry First Test was the Ian Chappell's last at the MCG in 1980, he batted the session with Bruce Laird. If I close my eyes I can still see it.

Love it. This tweet inadvertently stumbles upon one of my favourite sub-categories of obscure interest: How Bad Great Batsmen Were When They Retired.

Further correspondence from Collo’s fans

This came in just prior to my stint, from Brian Withington:

Enjoyed the inherent darkness of this tweet, especially the smile emoji.

If the umpires just measure light from my heart, they’ll be off for bad light the rest of this test #AUSvIND

It’s 4.03pm, there’s no news, and the light remains poor

Also, Channel 7 are showing their new fishing/cricket hybrid show, which I have on mute. Geoff Lawson is the special guest, and he is catching fish with a burly Australian male, while pictures switch from the ‘89 Ashes tickertape parade in Sydney, and Lawson reeling in a snapper of some description. I also have no idea whether or not it’s a snapper, it just rolled nicely off the tongue.

Let’s continue talking about first Tests

This came into Collo before I swapped in, from Paul M:

Play will recommence at 4.03pm, if the light improves

(According to CA)

Hello all,

Well here we are – India one final push from a comprehensive series win, and history, while Australia have one more shot in the search for a sliver of batting light.

That’s it from me. Thanks for the lovely notes about your first visits to a Test Match (or a First Class fixture, in Paris Bob’s case). They were excellent. I’m handing the baton to Sam Perry in Melbourne, who will take you through to the close, which might be sooner rather than later if the light doesn’t improve. I’ll pass on the emails I didn’t get to through to him as well. Talk tomorrow. Bye for now!

4th over: Australia 6-0 (Khawaja 4, Harris 2) Nice clip from Harris to begin to get himself off the mark, taking two to midwicket. Bumrah goes upstairs later in the set and hits him on the glove. Had he not got his hand in the way, that would have been his third whack to the helmet this series. The exchange prompts a conversation between the umpires and they elect to take an early tea.

3rd over: Australia 4-0 (Khawaja 4, Harris 0) Back to back Maidens, Khawaja watching Shami carefully. The job for Australia today is to get the Indian quicks tiring. The last time that Australia were asked to follow-on was at Trent Bridge in 2005, Lawrie Colliver reveals on Fox Sports. As it happens, they nearly won that, with Ash Giles and Matthew Hoggard helping England limp over the line. Blimey, what a series.

“First test attended was 1993 Ashes contest at Edgbaston,” emails Iain Bannatyne. “Aussie optimism should have been crushed by the rocks of Atherton, Smith, Hussain, Thorpe and Stewart. But a bowling attack of Bicknell, Such and Illott was bound to undermine even the fiercest batting talents and Australia cruised home.”

2nd over: Australia 4-0 (Khawaja 4, Harris 0) Bumrah beats Harris immediately! The opener probably didn’t need to offer a shot at it but the Indian quick has a habit of confusing players early in an innings - see Harris at Perth and Jennings at Southampton.

“Feeling rather ancient to recall that my first Test was in 1968 at the Oval vs Australia,” contributes Brian Withington. “It was day four (Monday) and I recall my Dad only decided to go when it looked likely that Australia would avoid the follow on (Edrich and D’Oliveira had made big hundreds in the first innings). As a result we got to see a pell mell innings from England with the likes of Colin Milburn and Ted Dexter chasing quick runs. (I was shocked to see on Cricinfo that it took nearly 59 overs to score 181 all out.) Two quick Aus wickets before close rounded off a great day’s introduction to the joys of live cricket. The following day was almost washed out, but a desperate drying operation allowed “deadly” Derek Underwood to polish them off for a famous victory.
Of course the match achieved lasting fame as the D’Oliveira Test after he was initially (shamefully) dropped and then later reinstated for the SA winter tour that never was. The rest is history.”

1st over: Australia 4-0 (Khawaja 4, Harris 0) Khawaja is playing with soft hands early, which is helpful when his outside edge is located by Shami with the third ball. Australia’s most important player is much happier with a full ball on leg stump to finish, clipping it with ease to the rope to get himself, and his side, off the mark.

“Good afternoon Adam.” G’day Michael Brown. “This may not be the most antique reference but it’s a nice opportunity to mention that the 50th anniversary of my first live Test experience is only a couple of weeks away. I saw a day’s play between Australia and the West Indies at the Adelaide Oval in late January 1969. I was 10 years of age.”

The players are back on the field! Marcus Harris and Usman Khawaja are in the middle, Australia with a 322-run deficit to deal with Or a better way of looking at it: about 130 overs, or something like that, to surirve. They lasted longer in Dubai, I’ll have you remember. Okay, ready to roll, Shami to start from the Randwick End. PLAY!

Some fantastic content for the break. Channel Seven got Jim Maxwell and Tim Lane together some 16 years after their final Test together on the ABC. I’ve had the great pleasure of working with Jim over the last handful of years - he’s a wonderful man. If you’re part of the UK audience that adores him on BBC Test Match Special, I loved writing this in 2017 for The Nightwatchman special on the programme’s 60th birthday.

16 years to the day since they last broadcasted together, two icons share memories;

• Maxwell’s memories of his first Test
• Lane’s first overseas tour
• Maxwell returning to broadcasting after his stroke

Bruce McAvaney | @TimLaneSport | @jimmaxcricket | #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/2aEkbmAS4j

That final wicket. I’m thrilled for the young man. He’s a ripper.

WICKET: Hazlewood goes for 21.

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Kuldeep gets his fifth! 5/99 to be precise, for his first Test stint in Australia. He gets the final wicket with a lovely wrong’un, the third time that delivery has brought him a reward. “It is a boyhood dream walking off the SCG in front of your teammate with a five-for,” says Kerry O’Keeffe. “A terrific display of slow bowling.” Just fantastic. The decision was reviewed but confirmed by DRS as touching the very top of leg stump. It is also confirmed as they are walking off that India have enforced the follow-on.

104th over: Australia 299-9 (Starc 28, Hazlewood 21) Shami is back; not at what Kohli wanted at all ahead of a potential follow-on shift. And Starc responds by slapping him over midwicket for three! What a lovely time these two are having. The quick hits Hazlewood on the arm guard later in the set, which he would have enjoyed a lot more.

103rd over: Australia 296-9 (Starc 25, Hazlewood 21) “This is turning into a very irrtating partnership for India,” says Harsha Bhogle on Fox Cricket, Starc driving one and Hazlewood two, then lofting a couple more over Kuldeep’s head. Into the 20s!

“Your first flesh-life Test Match is all very well but the real story is one’s First Class debut,” begins Bob Wilson. This should be good. “Forget the bimbo glamour of internationals and reach back for that disturbing moment when a child’s love of the bright, busy televised square of cricketing excitement is squashed by the existential injury of watching an invisibly distant group of players in mystifying activity amongst the tiny huddle of wretching tramps, permanent virgins and astounding weirdoes that makes up the usual terrifying dozen or so watching the average game.”

102nd over: Australia 291-9 (Starc 24, Hazlewood 17) Bosh! Hazlewood slaps Jaedja and slaps him well, over midwicket for four. Dare I say it: both players are now in.

101st over: Australia 287-9 (Starc 24, Hazlewood 13) Kuldeep has been swung around for a second time this session, back to the Randwick End where he claimed the fourth of his wickets earlier. There is nothing going on for him here though, Starc striking a nice straight drive for two then pushing another to cover. The runs don’t mean an awful lot - Australia aren’t making India bat again in this Test, let’s not be silly - but this is valuable time they are taking out of the game.

“Hi Adam.” Brian Withington, my old OBO comrade. What say you? “Your 93rd over reference to Shane Warne and the Dalai Llama prompts thoughts of a series on great conversations in history, featuring one cricketer and an improbable alter ego. First up I nominate Merv Hughes and Gandhi - surely they would find plenty of common ground, if only in a shared ambivalence about the merits of English colonial rule?”

100th over: Australia 283-9 (Starc 21, Hazlewood 12) Vihari, who has a bit of a golden arm, is on to try and finish this off with Kuldeep taken off. The Australian pair exchange singles, Starc finding the sweeper at deep point to keep the strike.

“I feel like all of you are old as heck,” emails Seventh Horcrux. It’s all relative, I say! “My first memory of *watching* cricket is the ‘03 World Cup, me just a kid. Things that you guys talk about seeing live are things I’ve only read about. I plan on tormenting the generations to come similarly. If Test Cricket endures the test of time.”

99th over: Australia 281-9 (Starc 20, Hazlewood 11) Hazlewood’s turn, sweeping the first ball of the new Jadeja over behind square for four! That was right out of the middle. He then gives the strike back to Starc with one to mid-off, who plays out the rest. Drinks! Australia lost 3/45 across the belated opening hour of day four, this pair adding 23 so far for the final wicket. Hazlewood should have been caught not long after arriving to give Kuldeep his fifth, but Vihari put down the easy chance at midwicket. Even so, Australia trail by 341 runs so they will be almost certainly be following on soon.

98th over: Australia 276-9 (Starc 20, Hazlewood 6) Nice work Mitchell Starc, getting well down the track to smother Kuldeep’s spin then leaning well back to cut him to the rope. It’s easy to forget that Starc was a very handy No8 a couple of years ago, before he turned into a far less dependable No9. But he’s been much better this summer.

97th over: Australia 272-9 (Starc 16, Hazlewood 6) Jadeja through one of those impossible-to-OBO 60-second maidens at Hazlewood. It happened and that’s all I know.

96th over: Australia 272-9 (Starc 16, Hazlewood 6) Yes, Kuldeep does get another go, now from the Paddington End. Hazlewood is playing the spinner well though, driving him down the ground for a couple then deflecting one with soft hands behind point for one. Meanwhile, on twitter there is a bit of a stir about Lyon not reviewing his lbw, bouncing just before hitting his toe (I gather), which suggests he would have been saved with it pitching outside off. This is Ponting’s take on the Seven call.

"Slack, and not desperate enough" - Ricky Ponting slams the Australian mindset in not reviewing Lyon's lbw. And it's a very good point. Have they already given up? If you have two reviews in hand and two wickets in hand, there is literally nothing to lose by using them #AUSvIND

95th over: Australia 269-9 (Starc 16, Hazlewood 3) Kuldeep taken off? Get out of it, Virat! Hopefully, hopefully he is being swung around to Bumrah’s end. Not a lot going on between Jadeja and Starc until the latter picks up two off the back foot to midwicket. Australia trail by 353 runs, so the follow-on is still very much on.

And there we have it! Ellyse Perry has eclipsed Meg Lanning's record for most runs scored in a season!

Currently in her 12th innings, @EllysePerry has scored 561 runs with no signs of slowing down! A true privilege to watch! #WBBL04pic.twitter.com/zAeERXbhvT

94th over: Australia 267-9 (Starc 14, Hazlewood 3) Bumrah is bowling quick and short then quick and full. Hazlewood won’t be enjoying this at all. But he does manage to pick up a couple off leg stump with a well-timed tuck. Starc’s turn against Kuldeep.

93rd over: Australia 265-9 (Starc 14, Hazlewood 1) “I’d love to catch up,” Warne says of the Dalai Lama (!), in a discussion about Dharamsala, where Kuldeep took four wickets against Australia in the first innings on debut in 2017. Loving those areas, Shane. Oh, a dropped catch denies the spinner a fifth here, Vihari under a skied Hazlewood top-edge but putting it down - badly. It was another lovely bit of bowling, deploying the wrong’un at the ideal time with the No11 hitting across the line.

92nd over: Australia 264-9 (Starc 14, Hazlewood 0) Starc takes the two on offer early in the over to midwicket, keen not to expose Hazlewood to Bumrah. Ooooh, the slower ball yorker again! Shaun Marsh wasn’t able to keep it out last week at Melbourne but Starc keeps does this well, driving the next delivery lavishly through cover for four! But he can’t get off strike from the final ball, so Kuldeep will get a pop at Hazlewood.

91st over: Australia 258-9 (Starc 8, Hazlewood 0) Josh Hazlewood has bagged three ducks in the first innings in this series, Fox Sports shows us as he takes guard. But he gets through the one remaining Kuldeep ball here, defending into the off-side. I’ll come to your First Test emails in the innings break, which will be with us quite soon.

WICKET: Lyon goes for a duck.

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Lyon sweeps at a straight one and misses, the finger of Ian Gould straight up. There is no review required on that, hitting him on the toe. He’s been set up wonderfully, Kuldeep sending down two wrong’uns before the fatal quicker one. What a fantastic bowler.

90th over: Australia 257-8 (Starc 7, Lyon 0) Lyon is beaten immediately from the one that doesn’t jag back. That’s super bowling first up from Bumrah to the new man.

The setup works for Bumrah.

Handscomb chops on, and Australia eight down... #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/MkZilaIv2c

Bumrah is through him off an inside edge! Handscomb was caught on the crease by the Indian quick, the delivery coming back off the seam, kissing the inside edge and deflecting off the back pad before crashing into the Victorian’s woodwork. “Beaten for pace,” says Adam Gilchrist on TV.

89th over: Australia 257-7 (Handscomb 37, Starc 7) Handscomb off the mark for the day, sweeping the Kuldeep expertly then tucking him just as nicely, earning two boundaries for his efforts. I’m surprised that Kohli has turned to spin so quickly with the second new ball behaving weirdly for Shami only a few overs ago.

88th over: Australia 248-7 (Handscomb 28, Starc 7) Bumrah cramps Starc up, finding a leading edge that nearly gets back to him in his follow through. Close. But the big quick does well to the next, taking two off his hip before defending and leaving the rest.

“A very historic game,” says John Catchlove. “I went to each day of the 3rd ashes test 1970/71. It was historic because not a ball was bowled and the match abandoned after 3 days of rain. The 5th day was set aside as the first ODI which Australia won. I was there for all of that game as well. Also historic.”

87th over: Australia 246-7 (Handscomb 28, Starc 5) Shami to Handscomb, defending into the off-side from the first half of the over, leaving when Shami tempts him outside the off-stump. Another shoots low later in the set, but Handscomb was on the front foot and had enough time to adjust his shot. Good batting from the Victorian skipper.

“Must have been 1971, England vs. the West Indies at The Oval,” Ben Carter says of the first Test Match that he saw in the flesh. “My only memory is Rohan Kanhai hitting someone into the crowd for six, and then Clive Lloyd doing the same thing. I was eight at the time.” Wonderful - my favourite ground. If I had a time machine, one of the journeys I would make would be to visit a Test Match from before colour television.

Not sure why Sydney keep getting Test cricket. Surely you could give it to a place where there’s less rain like Darwin or Moscow

86th over: Australia 246-7 (Handscomb 28, Starc 5) Lovely shot from Starc from the first ball of Bumrah’s spell, lashing a straight drive past the bowler and down to the rope. His batting hasn’t been bad in this series but has been trending down for the last couple of years on the whole. They really need him to get stuck in for an hour or two here. More runs later in the over - five of them - when Bumrah’s bouncer clears both Starc and Pant, smashing into the advertising boards. They all count. “How’s the Bash Brothers go?” Warne asks of Brisbane’s BBL game last night. “Bashed it, probably.”

Updated session times from CA: Middle 13:50 - 15:50 (drinks 1450), Final 1610-1800 Then we can play up to an additional 30min in order to achieve minimum overs.

85th over: Australia 237-7 (Handscomb 28, Starc 1) Gosh, watching a couple of replays that has really kept low. “You can’t do anything about that,” says Warne on the TV. Starc, the new man, is off the mark with a clip behind square. Remember, Australia still has to find 186 further runs to avoid the follow-on.

WICKET: Cummins goes 25.

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Phwoaaaar! Off-stump out of the ground! Cummins was caught on the crease, beaten almost under the bat with the delivery keeping low. The new ball has taken three balls to earn a breakthrough for the visitors, ending the 42-run partnership.

84th over: Australia 236-6 (Handscomb 28, Cummins 25) Jadeja immediately finds his range, Handscomb well forward in defence. At the end of the over, Kohli signals to the umpires that he will take the second new ball.

The players are on the field! Jadeja will complete his over from last night; he has three balls to come. Handscomb (28) is on strike with Cummins (25) down the other end, Australia resuming on 236-6, still 386 behind India’s first innings of 622-6 (dec). PLAY!

“You said a few days ago this was your 109th Test,” emails Andrew Benton. “Give us a potted history of your test appearances while the rain falls, would you? I’m going to guess, your first was.....2nd in 1998 Aus vs Ind (?). When you was still a lad.”

Close! 1994-95 was the first time that I was taken along to the ‘G for a Test, on day four of that Ashes match - the day before Warne’s hat-trick. We’ll come back to that in a moment. I’ve written about that summer (and day) for Wisden in the past, my defining memory Damien Fleming bowling one of the most magical spells of swing bowling I’ve seen, knocking over Gooch and Hick before the close. Oh, and DC Boon’s 20th ton.

Giddy up! The covers are off and the officials are satisfied that the field will be ready to go in 20 minutes from now. With one big caveat: “if no further rain.”

Thanks, Geoff. Hello everyone. I’ll level with you: the strong likelihood is that I’ll be OBOing the rain for a few hours as well. It’s not heavy but they can’t get enough of a break to get the covers off even for a moment. Sigh. I’m actually in the SCG Trust lunch at the moment, an unorthodox place for this product to be invited with former Prime Ministers and whatnot floating around, but here we are and we’re grateful for it.

The chairman, Tony Shepherd, just presented an award to a member who has been signed up here for 70 years. He told a story about watching Bradman and Barnes batting together here in 1947, the latter giving his wicket away on 234 so he would be dismissed on the same score as the former. Priceless.

Such as it is. We haven’t had any play. I haven’t had any lunch. I’m going to do that, and Adam Collins will describe rain to you for the couple of hours from here. Or perhaps we’ll get some action at some stage.

Though in a perverse way, doing the OBO during the rain is one of my favourite things. It’s just nice to spend some time with you all, sitting down together like a family for once.

“Is having a retractable roof at a cricket ground a possible solution to this problem of rain delays? I thought Headingley was going to do this a few years ago? Just wondering if it can be done in Australia?”

Aditya, it has been done in Australia – we first played some ODIs against... South Africa, I think? Shaun Pollock’s team? Back in 2003 or 2004 or similiar. The Docklands stadium in Melbourne has a roof, and that’s where the Renegades play in the Big Bash.

@GeoffLemonSport Is this current Oz side the all-time 'great bowling/bad batting' unit? Who beats it?

Tough question. Nominations anyone? About 20 Pakistan teams that I can think of would give it a nudge. Also Bangladesh before the last three or four years, when they played the raft of left-arm spinners.

@GeoffLemonSport who has Maxwell pissed off to be so constantly overlooked? Surely SL tests need a shakeup. I’d go:
Burns Renshaw Khawaja Harris Handscomb Maxwell Paine Cummins Starc Lyon Hazlewood

That’s the million dollar question... I like your maverick move throwing Harris into the middle order. Why not? Renshaw of course had a poor Shield half-season in November, but he’s also the most likely viable long-term option. So he needs to be brought back through eventually, and built back up to his best.

Which is in 13 minutes time. Which seems daft. Why not take it now and hope we can get the ground ready? The covers are still on, but a good ground staff can get things sorted in 30 to 40 minutes if the rain stops. If it’s even still raining, it doesn’t look like it is.

Thomas Hopkins emails in from England’s north. “As a Yorkist, I was surprised that Jason Gillespie didn’t get the Aussie coach gig. Did a grand job with the Tykes, all round good egg and (to be blunt) more of a break with some of the more tedious practices than Langer. Did his face not fit, or maybe he just didn’t fancy it?”

I’m not sure he really wanted it – I think he would have taken it, but he’s got a young family and probably would rather do that job a bit later in life. But mostly it was that Langer was already perceived by CA to be the next in line, and had been for years. His appointment was a formality.

Have a go at @GeoffLemonSport and @collinsadam interviewing him on The Final Word Podcast. It's fantastic!
A highlight of the series, given our batting.

You might as well follow Tyrone’s advice, given there’s not much happening here. We’ll have an early lunch called any moment, surely, meaning you’ll have the 40 minutes necessary to hear this chat. Harsha Bhogle was very open with us about his life and career with its downs as well as some remarkable ups.

Quality content, Dylan. An older and wiser James Sherry is now the ground MC for Cricket Australia now, so it’s relevant.

Here's a classic episode of A*Mazing for your Cricket Standby Programming fix.#AUSvINDhttps://t.co/ijXDFMDOC7

@GeoffLemonSport A lot of talk questioning the Aussie players underperforming, but no one talking about Justin Langer... poor selections and a batting line up that looks bereft of a plan and any confidence. When will Langer start to take some deserved flak?

I think that he thinks he’s taken plenty already. To some degree, maybe there’s only so much you can do with players who aren’t equipped for the rigours of Test cricket. You can drill it into Travis Head that he shouldn’t play massive swipes at the ball when he’s trying to bat out time in a Test, but if he keeps doing it anyway, is that the coach’s fault? I think we need a bigger sample size.

Covers are still on, and none of the groundstaff are hanging about anymore. A general sense of funk has settled over the ground, and not in the George Clinton sense.

“Wasn’t Greg Chappell a selector last time Australia lost an Ashes at home, and probably responsible for such masterstrokes as Michael Beer?” asks Aditya on email. “Not to mention ruining Indian cricket 2005-2007? Why is he being allowed to ruin Australian cricket again?”

I’ll take that as a comment.

As for India – well, they’re really just getting going. Their first-class system is so broad and well populated, with players getting a serious diet of months of cricket to hone their skills. There’s a range of conditions now, with plenty of tracks conducive to fast bowling as well as the traditional spinners’ wickets. So India now has a good bunch of fast bowlers, but equally has batsman who can face good fast bowling. When the IPL arrives, it comes after months of competitive four-day cricket. So players known from the IPL, like Agarwal or Bumrah or Pant, can come into Test cricket and still get it right.

Gosh, there has been a lot of searching of the souls in Australian cricket in the past 12 months. Former players, broadcasters, supporters, everyone is trying to figure it out. The only people we’re not hearing much from are those at the top, in terms of why the current malaise is as it is.

There is a publicly mutiny brewing about selections, with people entirely fed up with having players picked or ignored with no adequate public explanation. That’s fair enough: the members of the panel mostly hide, rarely offer anything bar brief statements, and leave the coach Justin Langer to be the public face of most of their decisions. But it’s not just about who to pick. It’s not like there’s a production line of great options to bring in.

@GeoffLemonSport Will the rains help Australian team?

My word it will. If it lasts another two days.

The whole square’s covers are now down again. I can’t even tell if it’s raining from up in the stand, or if the windows are just a bit filmy. It must be very light if it is. No one’s bothering with an umbrella except for the fourth umpire.

“Re your recent update which included the line ‘The tractors are still out in the middle’: that’s really no way to speak of Australia’s middle order.”

Olly, please. Pat Cummins is an Aston Martin. (Peter Handscomb might be one of those funny three-wheeled cars that looks totally impractical but somehow continues to function.)

@GeoffLemonSport Expecting a bit of swing?

@GeoffLemonSport Evening/Morning Geoff here in dry but chilly Birmingham, a bit of rain and moisture & a newish ball is not going to be too fun for the batsmen when they get on. However, it might also be the conditions the Aus bowlers need to get their mojo back.

Umpires Gould and Kettleborough have just walked to the middle, hat-less (shocking I know), and walked off again. No movement in the middle, where one small cover remains over the pitch, but the covers for the square remain rolled up on a trailer.

Ian Forth is prognosticating. “I know there are matches against Sri Lanka to go, which might confuse things considerably, but was musing on what the opening line ups for The Ashes might be.

“Australia: Warner, Harris, Khawaja, Smith, Handscomb, Head, Paine, Cummins, Lyon, Starc, Hazlewood.

I spoke too soon. The hessian has just gone back down with a tiny bit of mizzle drifting across the ground. As we know, umpires can’t restart play until the atmosphere is completely dry.

That’s 12 minutes from now. The sky is still cloudy but has lightened a bit. The rain is holding off. The tractors are still out in the middle.

A few Bronxies around the ground as the big covers come off. At last, at last. And now the hessian is being rolled up. Stand by.

“Good morning Geoff.” Good morning, Ruth Purdue, up and at ‘em as always. “Predictions on Australia’s first innings total?”

If they ever get on, you mean? I’m going to be optimistic and go for 280.

Just had a wander around the internal roads around the ground, and there are good numbers of people milling about and coming in for a day’s cricket. Sadly their shorts and shirtsleeves look a bit thin up against a fairly cold wind and the persistent drizzle. There are no clouds on the radar, so it’s coming from imaginary clouds that only we can see. A collective mass delusion at the Sydney Cricket Ground. In years to come I can say that I was there. And you can say that you read some live text updates from someone who was there.

GET ON THE RAIN TRAIN!

(It’s raining.)

There’s a conference ongoing in the middle of the ground between umpires, match referee, ground staff. But no movement. “This is where Test cricket shoots itself in the foot,” says Dirk Nannes on ABC radio. I tend to agree.

New word: there’ll be an inspection at 10:15. And now there’s misty drizzle falling around the SCG, a few beads on the glass.

Yes, that’s right. At 9:56am the umpires have decided the light is insufficient to start play. It is pretty gloomy. Is it gloomier than last night? Not sure about that, but I don’t have the light meter. There are thick clouds overhead, and they might clear soon. Or empty themselves.

If you’re not in the geo-blocked zones (apologies there) this might be of interest: what Peter Handscomb did differently. One thing we noticed was meeting the seamers further down the wicket: his point of impact was half a metre further down than it was in Perth before he got dropped.

The change Peter Handscomb made in his batting yesterday.

Simon Katich joins @copes9 to explain #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/OKqOa3qd22

A cracker of a one-day game over the Ditch overnight: Sri Lanka were 128-7 at one stage chasing 320, but they ended up getting bowled out by New Zealand for 298. Thisara Perera went to town and made 140 off about 70 balls. Find the highlights of that one, I suggest.

In other good news for women’s cricket: this. Well done to Brisbane.

JUST IN: The 5650 legends that came along to Harrup Park broke the @HeatWBBL attendance record for a standalone game!

Break it again tomorrow?! We think so! https://t.co/WEdREIKMwA

The Australian Cricket Media Association had its annual dinner last night. Congratulations are in order for the recipients of the two annual awards: Emerging Women’s Player of the Year going to Sophie Molineux, and Emerging Men’s Player of the Year to Marcus Harris.

Interestingly both play for the Melbourne Renegades, Victoria, and Australia (despite being a consensus award and most of the ACMA members coming from New South Wales).

Oops, they did it again. The Australian top order, that is. Had the chance to make a statement and instead mumbled into their shirt collars. If you’d like to catch up with yesterday, here’s my piece.

Related: Australia hit more stormy weather as Indian spinners take control

Ahoy sailors. We thought it might be hammering down in Sydney until mid-afternoon, but the morning so far is dry. Dry enough. Definitely moist in a fairly armpit sort of way, but nothing literally falling from the sky. If that remains clear, we’ll be on track for an early start, 10am local time, to make up for the early finish on day three. Pat Cummins and Peter Handscomb will be at the crease, trying to provide some more resistance to India’s bowling attack. That batting pair did well last night, Handscomb batting a long time for 28 not out, Cummins taking a more attacking approach but looking safe all the while on his way to 25 not out. The Aussies have 236 on the board with six wickets down, and, they’re still 186 short of avoiding the follow-on. This time, with two spinners in India’s attack and more rain around, you’d have to imagine Kohli would enforce it no matter how long it takes to become available.

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With that, I best be off to the press conferences so I’ll leave the OBO here. Thank you so much for your company and kind words over the four Tests. We’ve had a great time bringing it to you. We’ll see you again for the ODIs next week. Bye for now from the SCG.

Related: India secure historic Test series win after final day washed out

Kohli (more)

The way the bowlers have dictated terms and dominated in the series is something I have never seen happy in Indian cricket before, especially with just four bowlers, so hats off to them the way they prepared themselves and fitness levels and mindset. They don’t look at a pitch and say there is nothing for us, they look at ways to take wickets and they dictate plans for me. it is a revelation for Indian cricket and learning for all the bowlers back home to get into that mindset early in their career. They are going to be looked up to for a long, long time at hoe. This is just a stepping stone for us. It is a young side. The most important thing for us is belief. Now we have the results to back that belief. It is just the stepping stone for greater things in the future.

Virat Kohli speaks.

Firstly, I want to say I have never been more proud to be part of a team than this one right here. I think the culture we have been able to build over the last twelve months, the transition began here four years ago, we could never have thought we could be standing here winning a series here for the first time in this country. I only have one word to say that I am proud, firstly as a part of the team and to lead these players, which is an honour. They make a captain look good. It has been outstanding to see and we definitely deserve to enjoy this moment. By far (his best moment), it has to be at the top of the pile. When we won the World Cup I was the youngest member of the side so I didn’t really feel what they felt (when they were emotional) but realising what we have done here we have never done before we can really be proud of. I feel this win will give our side a different identity and can inspire a lot of kids to do the same. I want to give a special mention to Pujara. He has been outstanding in this series. He is always a guy who is willing to accept things and work on his game and he is the nicest guy around. And a special mention for Mayank Agarwal who came into the side and batted like a champion.

Tim Paine speaks. (Again, roughly!):

You have to tip your hat to India. We know how hard it is to win overseas so congratulations to Virat and Ravi and their team, it is the first team they have ever done it (here) so well done to those guys. We had our chances to win the Test in Adelaide but India outplayed us in the big moment. In Perth, we played a pretty good game of cricket but in Melbourne and Sydney, we were outplayed in all departments so they deserved tow in the series. We have some talent in this team but also some talent outside the side, so we’re going to learn a hell of a lot from that. Any games you can get into guys at international level where they can learn is positive even if at the moment it is probably hard for the guys to see. The message is to keep scoring runs and that’s the currency in cricket. We know as a playing group here we have to get better and we have people outside the team putting on pressure and some guys not far from coming back. So form this gloom and doom we have some positives and a series coming up in a couple of weeks. We know cricket is a funny game and it can turn quickly.

Cheteshwar Pujara is player of the match and series. And said (roughly!):

It is a great feeling for all of us. We have been working really hard to win a series in this country. It has never been easy so we are really proud of the team and the way I have contributed. For me, the first hundred was special in Adelaide going one-nil up was something we were all aiming for so it was really special. As a batsman, you need to get used to pace and bounce and (playing around the world) has helped. I was very well prepared. This is definitely the best Indian team I’ve been part of. We have been playing with four bowlers and it’s never easy to do that and take 20 wickets so all credit goes to them. They’ve been remarkable.

It has taken 71 years for India to win here. This is a wonderful triumph for Kohli’s men. The teams are shaking hands and then we’ll have the presentation. Stick with the OBO for comments from the captains and man of the match. Sorry that I won’t be able to get to any more emails but thanks for your notes throughout the day. Back shortly with words from Kohli, Paine and Pujara as India lift the Border-Gavaskar Trophy.

The game has been officially called off and the Indians are all smiles, the small group of fans out the front of the rooms going wild in response. Fantastic stuff.

The word from the broadcasters is that the game will be called off. That is not confirmed, but is firming as the most likely outcome of the meeting five minutes from now.

An email from Geoff’s dad! Andrew Lemon is a renowned historian, so I’m not surprised that he has a nugget for us on his son’s earlier topic. “Press report from July 1893: ‘During an excursion made by the Australian cricketers up the Thames, a boatman fell overboard and was rescued by Coningham, the Australian cricketer, who had a narrow escape from drowning.’

Let’s give it up for Arthur Coningham! This is an extract from his Cricinfo profile:

But he was undoubtedly one of the game’s more colourful figures and was once described as having “the audacity and cunning of an ape and the modesty of a phallic symbol.” His sole Test was memorable as he was no-balled, and in anger he deliberately hurled the next ball at AE Stoddart, England’s captain. On his tour to England, during which he was awarded a medal after saving a boy from drowning in the Thames, he reportedly started a fire in the outfield during one match “to keep warm”. A chemist by profession, he was made bankrupt, but once discharged became a bookmaker, carrying a satchel embossed with “Coningham the Cricketer”.

But perhaps his most famous moments came in 1900 when he conducted his own (unsuccessful) defence in a divorce case when he accused the private secretary of Cardinal Moran, head of the Australian Catholic Church, of adultery with his wife. The trial and retrial enthralled the public, and although Coningham lost, the priest, Francis O’Haran, was guilty. Coningham’s wife subsequently admitted that the couple’s third child was O’Haran’s. The couple emigrated to New Zealand where Coningham worked as a book salesman until being sentenced to six months in prison for fraudulent conversion. In 1912 his wife divorced him after he committed adultery in a beach shed. He returned to Australia and died in a mental institution.

That’s 15 minutes from now. Given the rain is so soft, I don’t reckon they will be in a position to call it off, as it would only take an hour to get back on. And I don’t believe the skippers are permitted to shake hands until 4:30pm. Interesting. We’ll see.

Anyway, back to our conversations for now...

Back on our previous topic with Geoff. “I am not sure if Lee Henderson is still online,” says Gervase Greene, “but the other interesting aspect of that Trumper knock was that back then when you hit a Five (what we’d now call a 6) you had to change ends. I think it was Clem Hill who recalled Trumper used to hit them at the end of the over so as to retain the strike. Which was very clever.”

How is it possible that I never knew about the five/six thing? Thanks for this! Speaking of early internet days in our newer topic (crude segue), the place where I first found likeminded cricket nerds on the net was called the Victor Trumper Cricket Board. Are there any old VTCB alumni reading on here today? There’s usually one or two of you.

“I am going to Vietnam in a few days,” says David Blackah. “If I am asked about sport in Australia I will say well, there is this game we play where all the players sit in a shed all day looking out the window at non-existent rain.”

Yes, this might be the first time today that a brolly is actually required out there. I can understand why punters and pundits alike have been fairly frustrated, especially about the bad light situation yesterday. I spent most of last night arguing for a new way to deal with this problem, which includes the pink ball. Have a read and see what you think. Strangely, for something a touch left-field, I’m getting a fairly positive response.

Time to trot out the old stats on complete days of play washed out in Australian Test cricket:
24 Sydney
9 Melbourne
8 Brisbane
2 Adelaide
1 Hobart
0 Perth

“My first ever email address was marlon_samuels@hotmail.com,” emails Barnaby Lever, “after I saw him make a 50 on debut at the MCG and being a massive West Indies fan, mistakenly took for a resurgence in their fortunes. In the age of MSN messenger I used to get lots of friend requests and chats from the Caribbean who were always disappointed it was a 15 year old from Newy rather than their hero.”

This is outstanding. Just adopting the name - why not? One of the great regrets of my life relates to Marlon. On my first overseas tour covering the team in 2015, Marlon was in the Windies XI in Dominica. Sure enough, he was friendly and very chatty throughout the week. After the Test, he invited me and another colleague to his house in Jamaica for a party he was holding three days before the Second Test.

While there is a break at the SCG, which cricket lovers can name as many of these bowling greats as possible? I got 9/12. Money is on @collinsadam for perfect score. pic.twitter.com/RvviEOi9NP

“Great by the whole OBO team the last few days.” I probably didn’t need to include that first line from Scott Jacobs, but here we are. “My first email was related to an obsession with Team America just after finishing high school. Myself and a friend or two had seen the movie and then went away rock climbing for nearly a month. That month was filled by constant and unending repetition of calling out quotes from the movie to each other, echoing around the rock faces and gullies of Mt Arapiles in the Wimmera. If any of your readers were there, they may have heard a teenager calling from the top of a cliff ‘Get out of the alley you f*@!ing bum!’ ringing around the gumtrees.”

Not quite Garden State, but you’ve got me hooked. Please continue.

how broadcasters attack the rain delay. pic.twitter.com/EWXHTUiREl

Speaking of the OBOing the rain. Whenever this happens, I think of the late and wonderful Dan Lucas. The first time that I went into Guardian HQ to OBO the cricket, instead of doing it at the ground, he was on deck with me and we had a lovely old time.

One of his little tricks was to go through all of the TV stations available on the internal directory and OBO about a minute of each when the rain came. On this occasion, it included soaps, panel shows, snooker, advertorials, parliament - the works. There was nothing that man could not find humour in. We sure do miss him in these parts.

Hello world. I’m afraid the status update from the press box at the SCG is much as it was: mizzle... persistent mizzle. Plenty of people are on the ground looking around and none of them have umbrellas, but while this persists, the status quo will prevail.

Thanks to Geoffers for a predictably entertaining rain OBO. That’s the third of those he has steered over the last two Tests, and as he says himself, it’s where he does his finest work. Stick with me over the next couple of hours and we’ll make our own fun, yeah?

The covers are still on. It doesn’t look like it’s raining, but this rain is so fine that who even knows any more. But I have a lovely session with you all – so many interesting emails, so many discussion points, and everyone has been polite and curious and engaged. What a delight.

That’s it for me this series, but hopefully you’ll join us again when Australia play Sri Lanka in the upcoming Tests, plus a couple of India ODIs. It’s always more fun when you lot get involved.

A couple of emails in on a related theme. From Nick Bron. “So much focus has been on the missing Australian batters, but not much has been said (correct me if I’m wrong) about the fact that Australia’s bowling attack, much vaunted in the lead up as the best in the world, have been unable to bowl India out for three innings in a row.”

And from Nick Banks, headed “Oscillating not so wildly.”

Jay Rose is taking an analytical approach. “Are there any stats on post-GOAT teams and relative performance? Do national teams reliably go into a period of decline after X years of domination, with a higher than average loss/win? Or do they go from a high win rate to an average win rate and the rest is myth?

“I’m not sure it’d even be possible. Where do you draw the post-GOAT line? 50 per cent of the long-term players in a team have retired? In my cricket-watching time, I’ve seen the West Indies and Australia peak and fall demonstrably, but two is hardly a reliable N.”

Now this is remarkable, from Jonny Sultoon. “Overlooked stat in all the Bumrah love-in. He’s slowly moving to the top of this list– a genuine chance of sitting pretty among other giants of the game.”

The list, folks, is for the worst batting average of all time. Currently Jasprit is leading all comers with a mark of 1.55. But he’s only played 15 innings, so he needs 20 to get to the cut-off for most batting statistics.

“The fact is Australians are no longer the outdoor, athletic bunch of people they were. Property prices have resulted in units or small backyards, kids don’t play as much, sticking to video games and phones. The quality of Australian athletes will only continue to diminish.”

Email from Darius Rana. It’s a popular contention, of the sort you often hear being treated as self-evident. Like the idea that T20 cricket has ruined Test batsmen. It’s easy to assert but isn’t necessarily supported empirically. Like I’m not sure how athletic people were when they were malnourished during the Depression, or on rations during WWII.

“I completely agree with Nicholas Booth,” writes Mark Pickering. “In an age where aggressive bullies are being shamed in all aspects of life, for the past 10 years Aussie cricket has looked like an anachronism and a sport that is going to lose out in recruiting vs other sports. Moving from England to WA and playing club cricket in the 90s I was shocked at the overly aggressive sledging and bullying that went on in a relatively friendly match and I’m no shrinking violet. Probably why I’m now playing cricket in New Zealand!”

The game here certainly has been out of step as other aspects of life clamp down on bullying. Which isn’t to say it’s not still rife, but there’s movement in the right direction. Certain heads of state aside.

Here’s Robert Wilson. “Though there’s not a whisper of Test cricket about him, Samuel Beckett has got to get a shout as an interesting cricketer. A jug-eared geek when young, movie-star handsome when old, the bold Samuel managed to parlay once waiting a vexingly long time at a bus-stop in the Vaucluse and a vocabulary consisting of the words not, never, nowhere and nothing into an actual Nobel Prize. The first class average of 8.75 and zero zilch of his zip wickets explains, I think, quite a lot. No wonder he felt a touch glum.”

If you think this is whimsy, Slammin’ Sam Beckett did in fact play two first-class games for Dublin University. If he’d ever made a good score he could have been Dublin his average as well. And no, he never did take a wicket. Those 138 lonely deliveries sent down for nothing.

I can’t even tell if it’s raining any more. The covers are still down. I’m enjoying this non-session, though, with all your correspondence.

Speaking of speaking to you all: if you’re an OBO reader in Melbourne, Adam Collins and I are doing a live version of our cricket podcast The Final Word next week. Thursday Jan 17th at the Commercial Club pub in Fitzroy.

Here’s Olly. “Although I imagine the average age of us OBOers is probably above 40, such is the immediacy of modern times with access to online services and instant knowledge gratification I think we only remember the good times. In the history of Test cricket all countries have had their ups and downs and the beauty of it is, is that they don’t coincide. So right now India are brilliant and the Aussies are struggling. Roll on ten years and the picture may well be different. Or, as Plato put it better than me when he and his fellow philosophers were constructing the cradle of civilisation that was Ancient Greece: ‘Some days you’re the statue, and some days you’re the pigeon.’”

Or as I similarly wrote in a poem not quite so long ago, “Some days you’re bowling, and some days you’re batting / and some days you’re Warnie, and some days you’re Gatting.”

Lots of philosophy coming in about the state of Australian cricket, which is very nice to see. “Late 88, I recall coming home from school and being horrified at the performance of the Australian team that summer vs the Windies,” writes Daniel Guidone. “At the time, I wasn’t across what the problem was. I’ve looked at the scorecards, and like this series, the selectors seemed unsure of their best team, and were searching for answers in a home series against the greatest team of the time. Back then, the bowling attack in particular seemed unsettled. I was too young to understand if there was the same head-shaking about a selection policy that saw Tony Dodemaide and Chris Matthews picked for the first test, but I’m sure some questions were asked.

“So maybe these things just go around in cycles? After that sad summer 30 years ago, Australia went to England and was able to find a winning identity, and a winning team to build on. On that tour, the uncertainty disappeared as bowlers like Hughes and batsmen like Taylor finally developed into world-class players. I don’t know if history will repeat itself this year specifically, but Paine is doing his part in developing a team identity, and I’m sure soon one of the young batsmen will find their feet and things will turn around.”

Ray Murphy emails in. “While the Keith Miller Messerschmitt quote is one that is well known to cricket nuffies, so doesn’t qualify as obscure, still shows what an extraordinary bloke he was – not to mention being extraordinarily socially dapper. Cricket’s just a game, an absolutely beautiful and life enhancing one to play and follow, but just a game after all. Should be remembered when the Chicken Littles lament the state of the Australian game, players and/or skills when we aren’t bullying and dominating the opposition. Sometimes you just play and get beaten by a better team. Well done to India for superb batting and bowling this summer, and well done to Tim Paine’s team for playing the beautiful game of cricket.”

@GeoffLemonSport Re: Hedley Verity ... playing for Yorkshire against Oxford University in 1939, he bowled future Australian historian Manning Clark. (Reference: Cricket: the game of life, by Scyld Berry.)

“Can’t say I agree with Shane George’s thesis - kids always want to emulate successful teams. The All Blacks never seem to run out of fresh young talent,” emails Bob Biddulph.

“As for intriguing former cricketers, I always thought Bill Johnston was a man who never received the plaudits he deserved: grew up on a struggling dairy farm (you may guess my occupation as similar and you may be right), became an Invincible, bowling left-arm fast behind Lindwall and Miller, then would revert to left-arm tweak when the ball was old. Averaged 100 with the bat on an Ashes tour thanks to not outs, and won a Test against the West Indies with an improbable last wicket stand of 30-odd. Would be a handy addition to the current side.”

“Can I nominate Jack Iverson as a truly remarkable cricketer, and subject of the brilliant book Mystery Spinner, by the peerless Gideon Haigh,” writes Brian Withington. “The book was recommended to me by one of the OBO brotherhood (Rob Smyth or Adam Collins I think) and it’s a masterly tale of an enigmatic riddle of a man who emerged from obscurity in his early 30s to rapidly achieve national acclaim via a Melbourne club 3rd team, and then at the peak of his amazing powers retired from international cricket and soon faded from view. Apparently Iverson developed his baffling repertoire of leg breaks, googlies and top spinners practicing with a table tennis ball in Papua New Guinea during WW2. Great read.”

Table tennis. Responsible for so many twists on the tortured roads of fortune.

“The world of cricket needs a bloodthirsty, arrogant, talented, brutal Oz team,” writes Fantie from London. “Spanking that team is much better than this one which seems more like a squeaky clean accountant. We need a feral thug on speed.”

Yes, but then we have to put up with them over here all the rest of the time when they’re not playing your lot. Rather not, thanks.

Covers update: still on. The forecast is for “light drizzle at times.” So far those times have not been a-changing. Also the Bureau has recorded 0.0 millimetres of rain today, which is another occurrence supporting the theory of the last couple of years that we’re all in the Matrix and it’s glitching.

@GeoffLemonSport I’ll agree with Shane George about the result but not the cause. I think a highly successful team lulls administration into thinking their structures are perfect, when often that success is the result of highly skilled individuals rather than the system.

Jack Faine has a Fascination Vote: “Whilst he is not in the same heroic echelon as the war heroes, Ric Charlesworth AO is a remarkable cricketer. He opened the batting for WA for five or six years, played hockey in five Olympics captaining twice, coached the men’s and women’s hockey teams to world dominance. A genuine giant. I believe he also had ten years or so as a member of WA Parliament. Not quite sure how he found the time for any of it. Oh yes, Wikipedia has just reminded me that he also completed a medical degree at UWA. Ho hum.”

Nicholas Booth has the first response to Shane. “It could that parents steered their kids towards other sports due to the struggles of the likes of Hayden, Langer, MacGill etc, but I think it’s more likely that the perception of the team as boorish bad winners did way more damage.”

Imagine that.

I’ve condensed a fairly lengthy Twitter thesis posed to me by Shane George. Not necessarily one I agree with but an interesting contention that I haven’t heard anyone argue before. Go on?

“My contention is that the current uncompetitive Australia team is directly attributable to the excellence of their forebears for 20 years. The children of that era will have watched players like Stuart Law, Blewett, Love, Lehmann sit out. Langer and Hayden had a long time out and were forced to change styles, Martyn had to concede he was never going to be Mark Waugh. Gillespie & MacGill would have been all-time greats in other teams. The kids will have seen the struggles of these excellent players to squeeze into 11 spots and determined that there were more rewarding athletic pursuits. Awesome teams are an active discouragement to children.”

“Hello,” writes John Larmett. “After observing all summer, and having time spent in the UK, I hope Australia stick to their new policies and don’t revert to earlier ways. A brand new world awaits. It always was going to be a bit painful, but this country has got a massive part to play in Test cricket worldwide. Just be patient.”

It’s 10:50am local time. The main covers are still down. There’s still very light misting precipitation floating around like Bonnie Tyler’s dress.

John Goldstein has nominated Hedley Verity as his fascinating cricketer. Aside from taking a million first-class wickets and getting Bradman out in Tests more often than anyone, and being Jardine’s right-hand man during Bodyline, Verity then joined up during WWII, got posted to India and the Middle East, then got hit by shrapnel and captured by the Germans during the invasion of Sicily. He died in a hospital in Italy in 1943.

Tibby Cotter is the next nomination, via Mark McGrath. “Slinging fast bowler from early last century. Took 89 test wickets at 28.64. Was the premier fast bowler of his time in Australia taking 442 first class wickets at 24.27. Participated in what was effectively a players’ strike against the Australian Cricket Board of Control in 1912 and never played for Australia again. Joined the AIF in 1915 at the age of 31. Killed in the light horse charge at Bersheeba in 1917.”

Industrial action? Against a recalcitrant board? Thank goodness those days of mismanagement are a century behind us.

“In answer to Andrew Benton’s question about extraordinary cricketers, may I offer up CB Fry,” writes Olly. “He played 26 Tests for England, played for Southampton in an FA Cup Final, won Blues for athletics at Oxford and turned down the chance of becoming the King of Albania. But he’s probably best remembered for his party trick of jumping backwards, from a standing position, onto a mantelpiece. Keep up the good work.”

I guess that’s one way to do the dusting.

Nick Jones has a novel solution for Australia. “Was thinking intra game substitutable squad members (including staff) might be a great idea. Out go Usman and Marsh. G Hick to open up followed by Langer at No3 today.” I reckon they’ll rely on the rain in the first instance. Which is still drizzling.

Could have been talking about a drawn series today with a bit more application from the top seven in Melbourne. #AusvInd

Gareth Frith starts out as a global citizen and ends up as a partisan, a striking transition.

“We’re down to the final day of the final test of a thoroughly absorbing series, one of those you’re a bit sad to see the back of. It’s played havoc with my sleeping pattern but it’s been worth it. For a neutral with no dog in the fight, it’s been gripping viewing, and also shows how fortunate and/or skilful England were in key moments last year.

God bless Andrew Benton. “Have any Test cricketers been kidnapped and held to ransom? Saved a sinking ship, stopped a runaway train, or rescued a drowning maiden? Or do they lead and have they led rather pedestrian lives in this regard? There must be some amazing facts out there. You wouldn’t believe it! Oh yes I would! And I do say it’ll be a draw, I do. I still do.”

I’m reading that paragraph in a kind of breathless Vivian Leigh voice, I don’t know about you. Andrew did indeed predict the draw on the first day and I told him he was a fool, a damned fool. But from memory I did add the caveat that only the weather could create one. And here we are, perhaps (cue poor mental arithmetic) 68 overs lost and counting.

Tell you what, I don’t know why they even bother playing cricket in Australia, rah rah rah. The West Indies Test here a couple of years ago could better have been called the Wet Sydneys Test – the middle three days were washed out. God knows how we filled hours of airtime and metres of column space in that day and age. The rain is light but persistent. The big covers aren’t down, just the pitch cover.

Play will – again – be delayed. We will not start at 10am local time. Because there’s drizzle and seven minutes to go. Arooooooo.

Ed Cowan on the radio is firing a few good shots at the pitch. He’s saying don’t let the curators get away with having prepared a road, just because Australia’s poor batting means the result is possible, and just because rain will be a factor if there’s a draw.

Brad Haddin is speaking with the ABC about the light policy yesterday, too. “I’m with you, and I think I’m with the crowd as well. From a cricket spectator point of view, I don’t think it was dangerous for the players.”

Maybe if we swapped our cricket first XI with our football first XI? Would that be any better?#AUSvJOR#AUSvsIND

Fair suggestion. You’d get a lot more run-outs from balls kicked onto the stumps.

I regret to inform you that there is definitely a bit of drizzle around the northern inner suburbs, my sources say. Brad Stafford is also spotting enemy action from the crow’s nest. “Hi Geoff, really odd that the lights aren’t on yet – supposed to start in 25 minutes (although from my 43rd storey CBD window it looks very much like it did yesterday).

“Speaking of which, I was there yesterday, and it seemed pretty poor form from the umpires to not get players out there earlier in the day. There’s no way players would go off in that level of intermittent drizzle, so why not start play in it?”

As always, tweet me your thoughts at @GeoffLemonSport, or email me at geoff.lemon@theguardian.com.

Good morrow. Today, the cricket equation is simple. Australia must bat a full innings for a full day to avoid defeat. India must take 10 wickets to win a match. The sky is cloudy but no rain is falling. And that is that. Easier said than done, in a season where Australia has been incapable of batting long periods of time. And on a final day pitch which is holding up well but still has a few signs of wear and some bounce keeping low.

Of course, this result won’t affect the series result, because India already lead 1-2. So win or draw today, they’ll still win the series.

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Australia beat India by 34 runs in first ODI - as it happened

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  • Australia 288-5 defeated India 254-9
  • Jhye Richardson took player of the match honours

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It got pretty close in the end thanks to that late work from Bhuvneshwar Kumar, who did what most other batsmen couldn’t do and found runs at a decent clip.

India shouldn’t have got anywhere near it after losing three wickets with four runs on the board. Dhawan, Kohli and Rayudu all fell, and Rayudu used India’s only review despite being plumb. That meant Dhoni couldn’t use it when he shouldn’t have been given out. He put on 137 with Rohit, and I can see that some Indian fans are already bagging him for batting too slowly, but if he’d got out there would have been no chance.

50th over: India 254-9 (Bhuvneshwar 29) The Stoin to finish things off. Bhuvi toe-ends a slower ball way up in the air but again it lands between a couple of pursuers. So once Shami gives the strike back, Bhuvi clears his front leg and slams the ball through cover for four!

Perhaps a reminder to Kohli and team management that hey, I’m a pretty useful cricketer in both disciplines.

49th over: India 247-8 (Bhuvneshwar 23) Siddle is only bowling his 8th of the innings, and it’ll be his last. Chance for a cheap wicket. Or a chance to be carved over point by Bhuvi for four. Which is what happens. Where was this guy while Rohit needed a buddy? Goes over cover for a couple more, as well as taking ones from the yorkers with ease. This is how Kuldeep gets strike from the last ball, and he pulls around to long leg in the air. This time, Khawaja has calmed his nerves. He can handle this.

48th over: India 238-7 (Bhuvneshwar 15, Kuldeep 2) Oh, Bhuvi came to party! Slaps Stoinis over mid-on for four, then opens the face and stylishly square-drives him behind point for more of the same. Walks across to off stump and misses a scoop, then nails a hook shot past a diving square leg for one.

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly: my body too Bhuvi-licious for you babe.

47th over: India 227-7 (Bhuvneshwar 5, Kuldeep 2) Now then. Can Jhye Richardson get a five-for? Bhuvi hits one in the air but safe. Kuldeep gets a couple of singles. Bhuvi digs out a couple of yorkers. Richardson finishes with 4-26 from his 10 overs.

46th over: India 223-7 (Bhuvneshwar 3, Kuldeep 0) If someone had gone with him, they could have done this in a waltz. Rohit Sharma is extraordinary at the top of the order. No wonder they keep wanting him to make it work in Test cricket. He’s gone now, and the game is Australia’s, with 66 runs needed in 24 balls and the bowlers holding the bat.

Singles won’t cut it from here. Two of them from Stoinis, then he bowls very wide of off stump trying to land the wide yorker. Tries again and dishes up a sloppy full toss, which Rohit equally sloppily slaps over mid-off for four. This whole passage of play has been like throwing a pot of pasta sauce against the wall. Rohit knows he has to keep going, so he heaves again, and this time it won’t fall safely. Glenn Maxwell comes in from deep midwicket, and he’s the best in the business when it comes to fielding.

What a solo performance from Rohit Sharma.

45th over: India 214-6 (Rohit 128, Bhuvneshwar 0) Terrific over from Richardson. Mixes in a couple of slower balls, the bouncer, and makes sure Rohit can only get a single, then Bhuvneshwar Kumar can’t get off strike. Takes four precious deliveries out of the equation. It looks too steep for India now, at 75 in 30 balls. Need a couple of 20-run overs.

The WA Mafia gets the swordsman. Richardson bowls short to the left-hander. Jadeja has both feet off the ground as he plays the uppercut, but gets too much height on the shot. Marsh at deep backward has his heels near the rope again but knows where it is. Snared.

44th over: India 214-5 (Rohit 127, Jadeja 8) They just can’t get a roll on. No batsman tonight bar Rohit has been able to work the strike with any ease. Jadeja gets blocked up again by Rohit, then runs a desperation single. With two balls left in the Stoinis over, something has to give. So Rohit range-hits a ball into the second deck of the Members Pavilion. Then follows up with a perfectly pulled four splitting the two boundary riders at midwicket. Crisp.

76 needed from 36.

43rd over: India 201-5 (Rohit 116, Jadeja 7) Rohit lines up Lyon and goes downtown once again. Can he possibly reel this in? It will take even more hitting. But that was a gorgeous straight hit, huge, never a moment of doubt that it would make the crowd. And Lyon comes back to tie up Jadeja once Rohit gives up the strike.

89 from 42 balls. Impossible once. Not any more.

42nd over: India 193-5 (Rohit 109, Jadeja 6) Rohit is feeling the pressure now: if you wanted to be harsh you could say a little of it is self-imposed. Jadeja works two and then one, before Rohit tries a big launch against Maxwell. Skews it, skies it, but it drops out at midwicket with everyone back on the fence. Then Maxwell bowls one that slips from his hand, a high full toss, and Rohit makes a mess of the swing but his top edge flies away through slip for four.

That helps, but they still need 96 from 48.

41st over: India 184-5 (Rohit 103, Jadeja 3) I’m not sure about the approach of still working singles with 10 overs to play. They take four runs from Lyon’s over. Four! Singles!

40th over: India 180-5 (Rohit 101, Jadeja 1) He’s certainly caught up after that enforced slow start. India remain in the game purely because of Rohit’s innings. He has three centuries (and a 99) in his last six ODIs on Australian soil. Doesn’t mind it here. Very muted celebration after flicking two runs off his pads, just a quick glove-punch and wave, though Jadeja hugs him and Rohit ignores it. Shades of a teenager with a parent there. But it’s because Rohit want to finish the job, not worry about the plaudits now.

Four runs and the wicket from the Richardson over, India need 109 from 60 balls.

Bowled off the edge! Went for a big hook shot and didn’t get it. Maybe for the best for India, because Karthik was struggling and they need someone who can feed Rohit the strike. Jadeja is next.

39th over: India 176-4 (Rohit 98, Karthik 12) Finally DK goes for one, a big bottom-handed whip across the line at Siddle that only fetches him one run to the square leg sweeper. Rohit resumes strike: he has to do the damage. Knows it. Tries. Big pull shot, hanging in the air. Mistimed, floating rather than soaring, but it finds the gap between deep square leg and long-on as they both run around. Four. Drives hard to mid-off next ball but can’t beat Finch. Cover point and long leg are the other two boundary riders. Five in the circle. So Rohit goes again, pulling the off-cutter through midwicket for four. Then gets down on one knee, across to Siddle bowling fuller and wider, and scoops it for four more! Three in the over, and a century beckons.

India need 113 from 66.

38th over: India 163-4 (Rohit 86, Karthik 11) Richardson returns. Short and fast, like a neat whisky. He’s barely conceded a run today, having bowled at the start when the rebuild was on. But he carries that form on, zipping through Rohit with a ball that nearly bowls him, and going for two singles in the over. The asking rate creeps up.

126 in 72.

37th over: India 161-4 (Rohit 85, Karthik 10) Nearly through! The Dorff gets a big toe-end edge from Karthik, which squeezes through the gap, bounces in front of off stump, then bounces over. Karthik responds with an aerial flick that lands in front of the deep square leg fielder. Rohit bottom-edges a pull shot to fine leg for two, after charging to shorten the length. Smart play, didn’t nail the shot. So he plays a classic straight drive instead for two more, walking at JB again. Behrendorff just got a finger on it, slowing it down, and nearly knocking it back onto the stumps behind him as well. Could have had a run out to his name had that worked out slightly differently. Rohit taps a single, then it’s Karthik’s turn to edge a pull past the keeper for two runs. All glove, not much love.

Target: 128 from 78.

36th over: India 153-4 (Rohit 80, Karthik 7) Perhaps Rohit is just happy to give Karthik the time to get his eye in, knowing they can both hit the rope at a great rate later. Rohit takes a single by finding a gap, Karthik takes four balls to manage to match it. Stoinis has 0-28 from his six overs.

35th over: India 151-4 (Rohit 79, Karthik 6) So now things have gone quiet again. Not a whole lot of intent from these two to score in the last few overs. Behrendorff gets through a set for three singles, and has 2-31 from his nine. You’d want to motor soon, needing 138 from 90.

34th over: India 148-4 (Rohit 77, Karthik 5) Marcus Stoinis, he of the shirtless net sessions, will not mind the dot balls. Rohit gives up a couple after Karthik gets off strike. When Karthik gets back, he edges fine to third man for a couple, willing the ball to go for four but not able to summon the psychic potency.

India need 141 from 96.

33rd over: India 144-4 (Rohit 76, Karthik 2) Dinesh Karthik is off the mark immediately by gliding a single. Replays confirm that the previous ball was smashing middle stump, but pitched outside leg. Morally I don’t mind some of those going the bowler’s way: if you miss the shot, you’re liable to get out.

Harsha Bhogle sat down next to me a few minutes ago to announce that Jason Behrendorff looks like a young George H. W. Bush. I was taken aback by the suggestion, but once you think about it for a while it does start to grow on you.But then, so does ringworm.

No reviews, but I’m not sure that was out. The left-armer bowls full, Dhoni misses the flick and is hit low on the pad. I think that was just outside leg stump. But nothing can be done once the finger goes up. Breakthrough, but Dhoni has done a job to get India back in the hunt. Now it’s over to DK.

India are out of reviews and Dhoni has to go... #CloseMatters#AUSvIND | @GilletteAUpic.twitter.com/WRYVQPxwIM

32nd over: India 140-3 (Rohit 74, Dhoni 51) That strike rate for Dhoni looks horrible, but when you consider the situation when he walked to the crease it’s understandable. He does need to make up a fair bit of that difference though. Gets to the milestone with a powerful on-drive from Stoinis, punches gloves briefly, waves the bat once, and gets back to work. Been there, done that.

A couple more singles from the over. India need 149 from 108 balls.

31st over: India 134-3 (Rohit 73, Dhoni 46) Better from The Dorff. Dhoni finds the field three times, then flays at a ball and gets his edge beaten as Behrendorff pulls back the length. In the end there’s just a single from the last ball. Top comeback.

Here we go. Kruder & Behrendorffmeister. Iconic.

30th over: India 133-3 (Rohit 73, Dhoni 45)“Dhoni, Dhoni, Dhoni!” goes the chant around the SCG. Terrific atmosphere today, the joint is full. The crowd is jumping as Dhoni flicks Lyon square and once more races back for the second. The joint is heaving as Rohit lifts another six into the midwicket stands, this time down at the Members Pavilion. His fourth of the night, India’s fifth.

156 needed from 120 balls.

29th over: India 124-3 (Rohit 67, Dhoni 42) Dorff, Dorff, Dorff. No, it’s not a car with a large stereo system pulling up outside. It’s Jason Behrendorff. Bowling a wide. Being scooped by Rohit over the batsman’s own head for four. Being lofted over mid-off, shot of the day from Rohit, clean and clear for four. A dozen from the over. The partnership at 120. The target at 165 from 21 overs, 126 balls. Could they?

28th over: India 112-3 (Rohit 58, Dhoni 41) Lyon down on one knee pleading for the wicket of Dhoni, but only surrendering yet another leg bye. Rohit edging wide of the keeper for two. Four from the over.

27th over: India 108-3 (Rohit 55, Dhoni 41) Whatever you think of his batting, Dhoni’s running is still top notch. Shuffles at Richardson to open up some space at point, slices the ball there deliberately, and makes it back for two as deep backward runs around. Had to be fast. Was. A subsequent single to a similar area raises the 100 partnership. Richardson hits the pad and gives the most half-hearted appeal. Quarter-hearted. Sliding down leg. As is his next ball, even more so, conceding a wide. Then off the pad for a leg bye. Wanting to give the extras column a workout. Seven from the over.

26th over: India 101-3 (Rohit 53, Dhoni 38) Lyon is parsimony personified. Despite the six-hitting, he’s still bowled six overs for 26 runs. They only get two singles from him, and one of those leaves Dhoni flat on his face in the dirt having to dive in at the non-striker’s end. The hundred comes up for India.

25th over: India 99-3 (Rohit 52, Dhoni 37) Richardson returns. Dhoni isn’t bothered by the pace, happy to dab it away. Four runs, all in ones. The run rate is nudging 4 now, and the required rate is steady enough at 7.6.

That means 190 runs are needed from 25 overs, or 150 balls.

24th over: India 95-3 (Rohit 50, Dhoni 36) Snappers ahoy: Glenn Maxwell’s into the attack. Didn’t get a bowl when Steve Smith was captain but he does under Aaron Finch. Dhoni comes awkwardly across his front pad to a couple, then drops to a knee and whacks a sweep shot that’s nearly caught at square leg. Inches from the fingertips of Richardson diving to his left, then hits the boundary. Dhoni gets a single, then Rohit slashes wide outside off and edgesover backward point for four.

23rd over: India 79-3 (Rohit 46, Dhoni 31) There’s another four, a veritable glut of them. Rohit through cover this time. Plus three singles from Siddle, and the partnership is worth 82.

22nd over: India 79-3 (Rohit 41, Dhoni 29) Stoinis bowls short, Dhoni pulls, and it’s nearlysnared at midwicket. Siddle dived away to his left but the ball went just over him. Looks like he got a touch, because it slowed up and only went for two runs. A single, a single. A wide. A single. The collection continues.

21st over: India 73-3 (Rohit 25, Dhoni 40) We waited, and it came. First ball of the over. Siddle bowls outside off, not too short, but Dhoni was able to get low and play a cut shot anyway, finding the gap behind point for four! A rare and exotic four. Then celebrates with a very nice leave of the next ball. Punches a single into the covers. This is classic MSD stuff. Just take it deep, as has always been his motto. Karthik and Jadeja to come can hit, but you don’t want to leave them too much to do.

20th over: India 68-3 (Rohit 20, Dhoni 40) Stoinis uses the same line of attack, but the batsmen milk it a bit more successfully this time. Five singles and a brace, Dhoni still sharp between the wickets.

The @scg Cricket Ground DJ has had a very good day. It can get a whole lot better if he plays Careless Whisper when Maxwell comes on to bowl. #AUSvIND

19th over: India 62-3 (Rohit 38, Dhoni 16) Nice little dab from Rohit earns him three from Lyon, running the ball fine. Dhoni tries to smack one into the midwicket gap, but drags it flat and squarer and it bounces in front of the sweeper in front of square.

18th over: India 57-3 (Rohit 34, Dhoni 15) Marcus Stoinis will have a bowl. He’s the one India have to target, but he’s also a skilled operator bowling at the death in T20 cricket. Variations, accuracy. Sometimes bowling a bit slower than others can help in this format. He’s bowling into the body, looking to prevent swinging room, and it works with four singles shovelled into the leg side.

A stat from the telly says that no Indian team has got this deep into an ODI innings without hitting a four. Ever. Which would be great news for Australia if not for the ones clearing the rope.

17th over: India 53-3 (Rohit 32, Dhoni 13) It’s worth a mention that India have scored three sixes and no fours so far in this innings. They’re going at 2.88 per over needing 7.22. Australia’s 288 is looking pretty good (though that doesn’t change the fact that batting in that fashion will get Australia rinsed at the upcoming World Cup).

Make that four sixes. Having blocked out the first five balls of the over, Rohit keeps them guessing by shimmying a pace down the wicket and setting off a shuttle launch. It soars high, high into the blue Sydney sky, a real steepler that would have cleared any church in the world. It drops into the crowd at midwicket in front of the O’Reilly Stand.

16th over: India 47-3 (Rohit 26, Dhoni 13) They ease off again versus Siddle, happy to glide three singles and avoid attack.

What a fate, Megan. What a fate.The one thing you can say for sure is that Peter Siddle would still come out of Jumanji cheerful.

This from @GeoffLemonSport’s live blog on @GdnAusSport had me picturing Siddle trapped in some kind of cricket Jumanji for the past 9 years. pic.twitter.com/fCbgEeR4m0

15th over: India 44-3 (Rohit 24, Dhoni 12) Rohit with another smear for two and then a single from Lyon. The 37-year-old Dhoni comes on strike. Does he still have it? Yes, at least against this ball, he does. Cannons the shot over wide long on for six, dropping to a rapturous crowd clad in Indian blue. The noise coming up to us on the level above is clamorous.

14th over: India 35-3 (Rohit 21, Dhoni 6) The Hitman decides it’s time to go. Comes down the wicket to try lofting Siddle, but only slices him high over backward point. Lands safely for two runs. Nothing risky about the next shot though, hooking the bouncer for six! Got every bit of that one. Then a single to keep the strike. Nine from the over. The required rate is just past seven.

13th over: India 26-3 (Rohit 12, Dhoni 6) Nathan Lyon is bowling beautifully, denying Dhoni any space to swing. Dhoni comes down the wicket three times, four times, but can only get the ball back to the bowler from each. It’s a maiden! The fifth in 13 overs.

The ground DJ is trying to get things moving with this number. The ground DK is Dinesh Karthik, who just has his initials on the back of his shirt. Baller move.

12th over: India 26-3 (Rohit 12, Dhoni 6) Peter Siddle has got his lime-green collar popped, a gold sweatband on his left wrist... incredible areas. Goes up for a huge retro appeal as he hits Dhoni on the pad. Going down leg. Australia have no review left, luckily, or they might have blown it on that. Dhoni drives a single, and that’s the only score from the over.

I joked about going scoreless before, but Rohit is 12 from 33 and Dhoni 6 from 29.

11th over: India 25-3 (Rohit 12, Dhoni 5) Here’s another retro pick in Nathan Lyon. Australia tried to stack the ODI team with T20 players last November, and when that didn’t work they’ve stacked it with Test players instead. Khawaja, Marsh, Handscomb through that middle. Four runs from Lyon’s over.

10th over: India 21-3 (Rohit 10, Dhoni 3) Here we go, here we go. Peter Siddle, for his first delivery in ODI cricket since 2010. Last time he played he was bowling with Mitch Johnson, Nathan Hauritz and Clint McKay. He got rained off partway through an over. Now he can finish it. It’s a beauty, too, beating Dhoni’s edge a couple of times and costing just one run plus a leg bye.

9th over: India 19-3 (Rohit 9, Dhoni 3) They are really taking it easy, this Indian pair. Trying to survive for now. Behrendorff goes for just two.

8th over: India 17-3 (Rohit 8, Dhoni 2) Richardson bowling, three singles from the over as the calm-down period continues.

7th over: India 14-3 (Rohit 6, Dhoni 1) Behrendorff to Dhoni, pitching up and testing him. MS can’t put him away, and it’s another maiden. “Targeting the stumps of the new batsman,” emails Daniel Guidone. “Why didn’t the test quicks do this?

6th over: India 14-3 (Rohit 6, Dhoni 1) Richardson loses his rhythm and bowls a couple of wides. He’s a short man, relative to other fast bowlers, and runs in with pumping angular elbows. Delivers with a flurry, and fast. Dhoni can’t get a run, defending several then mistiming a pull, until the last ball of the over. Inside edge, thigh pad, runs away behind square, and it’s a low-key way to score his 10,000th ODI run for India (having also scored 174 playing three official ODIs for an Asia XI).

5th over: India 11-3 (Rohit 6, Dhoni 0) To continue the catalogue of eventfulness, Behrendorff bowls a no-ball. Oversteps, and the free hit is signalled. Like stealing from Smaug, Rohit is awakened from his slumber and descends to pillage the folk of Dale. Or Jason, in this case. Flicks off the pads to deep backward square. It’s almost six, it’s hanging. Shaun Marsh knows he can’t dismiss the batsman so he doesn’t bother trying to catch it, he just volleyballs it back into play. But his heel has kissed the boundary padding, so it’s six nonetheless.

4th over: India 4-3 (Rohit 0, Dhoni 0) Richardson with the double-wicket maiden.And now we’ve got two of the keenest early blockers in the world at the crease. We might go scoreless until the 30th over here. Then chase the target anyway.

Below is the fate that Australia just avoided.

Virat Kohli batting second in ODIs since the start of last year:

112, 46*, 129*, 75, 45, 140, 107, 33*. #AusvInd

If you’re confused by that scoreline, it’s 3 wickets for 4 runs. Rayudu doesn’t last either, hit on the front pad by a ball that cut in a bit. He reviewed it, and it was smashing leg stump. So the review is gone along with three batsmen. And MS Dhoni comes to the crease in the fourth over. Scenes.

They don’t come any bigger than that! Richardson gets the wicket. He didn’t exactly do Kohli for pace, as that flick off the pads came right out of the middle. But maybe the pace made Kohli mistime fractionally so that it went in the air at catchable height to square leg. Stoinis snaffled it.

3rd over: India 4-1 (Rohit 0, Kohli 3) The Dorff to continue. It’s easier to type. Something about the sequence of letters confuses the fingertips. Kohli is away with a couple through cover, then runs a single behind point.

2nd over: India 1-1 (Rohit 0, Kohli 0) Massive cheers of course as Virat Kohli comes to the crease. The best ODI run-chaser the game has ever known. This target is merely mid-range for him. Will he carry on his stellar 2018? Won’t get the chance to face a ball, as Jhye Richardson is bowling to Rohit who remains in Test match mode. That was a good fast over too. Looked brisk even from the press box.

This just in from a CA spokesperson. “Steve Smith will undergo surgery on Tuesday to repair a ligament in his right elbow. He is expected to wear a brace for six weeks before commencing rehabilitation. Return to play time frames will be clearer once the brace has been removed.”

1st over: India 1-1 (Rohit 0) Righto, away we go. With the ball in hand it’s the new Big German Disco, inheriting the title from Ben Hilfenhaus. The heir to the title is Jason Behrendorff. He bowls a few dotties, coming left-arm over the wicket to the right-handed Rohit. But fifth ball of the innings strikes Rohit on the pad.

They go up for a review, Australia. It’s one of the worst reviews of all time. It’s pitching outside leg, hitting the batsman outside leg, and going over the stumps. Aside from that he was stone.

How good that must feel on debut. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/1fSdG9O5Bw

Great shot. (Photographically.)

Oh yes, gold caps and hats!! pic.twitter.com/f6NNH4WGmq

This is on the speakers at the SCG. Temper Trap. A real feel-good tune.

Refresher: Glenn Maxwell in the 2015 Cricket World Cup.

G1 v : 66 off 40 (Aus W)
G2 v : 1 off 3 (Aus L)
G3 v : 88 off 39 (Aus W)
G4 v : 102 off 53 (Aus W)
G5 v : DNB (Aus W)
G6 v : 44 off 29 (Aus W)
G7 v : 23 off 14 (Aus W)
G8 v : DNB (Aus W)

Carelesssss whissperrrrrs...

"Did he bat at 7? Did he? That's what I'm asking you. Careless whispers, eh?" https://t.co/43hfO8OQxQ

Hello friends. Thanks Adam. He’s right, you know: it looks a pretty decent score, but then the ease with which shots were played on this wicket, and the way the innings unfolded, 280 could have been more like 330. Not sure why you’d take your player with the best strike rate in the team, and I think the best in the world for players averaging over 30, and stick him way down the order to come in with 16 balls to go. While playing three anchor-role batsmen through the middle order. Strange strange days down south.

And that’s me done. Some thoroughly uninspiring batting salvaged somewhat by that final flourish. I’ll leave it with Geoff to track India’s pursuit of 289. Bye!

50th over: Australia 288-5 (Stoinis 47, Maxwell 11) BIG from Stoinis, climbing into a full toss from Bhuvi, putting him into the midwicket seats. He swings again, the top edge clearing the fielding circle and running down to third man for four! I don’t want to go on about it too much, but where was this when they were four down an hour ago? Stoinis has found his groove but has only just passed a strike rate of 100 in this final over. Another top edge just lands in front of point, the single giving Maxwell two balls to play with. SHOT! He gives it a flick of the wrist from a ball that would have missed off stump, directing it expertly over square leg for four. On his hands and knees, he digs out the wide yorker to finish, Stoinis scampering back fortwo. That’s it, Stoinis unbeaten on 47 (43) Maxwell 11 (5).

49th over: Australia 270-5 (Stoinis 36, Maxwell 5) Stoinis into the 30s with a whack over midwicket that just makes it to the rope after pitching and losing speed. With Maxwell his partner, there is no doubt they are taking two from the next clip to square leg - that’s intent! An excellent shorter ball from Shami, cutting back off the seam, denies a run from the fourth ball but a single down the ground. Maxwell one chance, giving it his best to clear cover with a committed upper cut, but deep point keeps it to two.

48th over: Australia 259-5 (Stoinis 27, Maxwell 3) Maxwell deflects his first ball to third man for what becomes two after a misfield, then taking one to mid-off. Can Stoinis complete the Bhuvi over with a boundary? Nup, it’s one to point.

Maxi with 2.4 overs left to make a ton for Langer.#AUSvIND

Handscomb finds Dhawan at deep point, the catch safely pouched. He should have fell the ball before, Rayudu charging in so hard in from the rope that he not only dropped the catch but parried it over the crossbar, into the crowd.

47th over: Australia 248-4 (Handscomb 67, Stoinis 25) Shami is doing his bit to help the home side set enough runs that Kohli can reach three figures in the chase, spraying one wide down the legside then another over Handscomb’s head. Stoinis tried to split open midwicket earlier on but didn’t get enough on it, nor did Handscomb towards extra cover. The more senior man tries to swing into the O’Reilly Stand to finish but the top edge lands inside the fielding circle.

Good news from Warwick Baker, our evacuated correspondent from the Churchill Stand: he’s been upgraded to a corporate box! Drinks on him!

Not giving Maxwell a bat when trying to post a score is the equivalent of being 5/80 chasing 260 and telling Michael Bevan he’s coming in at 10

46th over: Australia 240-4 (Handscomb 63, Stoinis 23) Shot! He can do it, Handscomb, there is no doubting this, which only makes the last half an hour the more frustrating. Facing his first ball of the new Bhuvi over, the Victorian captain comes down the track to meet the ball, slaying it over extra cover for four. Stoinis’ turn and he tries to ping out to midwicket but doesn’t make full contact. The 50 stand is raised with the shot, in 50 balls. Handscomb again gets the ticking over to finish, picking up a full toss slower ball over square leg into the gap. 11 off it!

45th over: Australia 229-4 (Handscomb 54, Stoinis 21) Jadeja on, back to Plan A! After so successfully taking the attack to Kuldeep, the seven runs collected here are all to the sweepers, all without attacking the boundary through the air. The spin twins have finished their work and they have been fantastic, Kuldeep taking 2/54 and Jadeja 1/48.

44th over: Australia 222-4 (Handscomb 51, Stoinis 17) A SIX! The first of the innings! THEN ANOTHER! The first of these, via Stoinis, ends up the second deck of the Members Stand, picking Kuldeep up off a length. Inspired by it, perhaps, Handscomb does the same from the final ball for the same result. HOW ABOUT THAT? Having a pop with wickets in hand might be worthwhile!

“Australian selectors surely operating some sort of Antipodean double-dealing sporting version of a John Le Carré novel,” emails Brian Withington. “‘The Guy who Stayed in the Cold’ or maybe ‘Tinker, Tailor, Maxwell, Bye’. All designed to confuse English and lull them into a false sense of security before World Cup and Ashes. Inscrutably deep stuff.” Yes, that’s what they’re doing. All about that false sense of security, they are.

As the rule of thumb goes, if you double the score at the 44th over...

43rd over: Australia 208-4 (Handscomb 45, Stoinis 10) Jadeja’s turn to squeeze, six runs taken all in the small currency, no risks at all. I can’t believe how bad this is.

42nd over: Australia 202-4 (Handscomb 41, Stoinis 8) This is extraordinary batting. They’ve picked up three from the Kuldeep over, all singles, without even looking to hit - or clear - the boundary. Have these blokes not watched any ODI cricket in the last three years? You’d think they were new to the format. No other team does this.

You still have to pay your ball fee if you don't bat, Glenn. #AUSvIND

41st over: Australia 199-4 (Handscomb 40, Stoinis 6) Handscomb finds the sweeper along the ground, good stuff. Stoinis takes three balls to beat the ring for one. Going well. Four from the first ~explosion~ over. Yes, well bowled Shami. Still. Fair dinkum.

40th over: Australia 195-4 (Handscomb 38, Stoinis 4) Kuldeep’s eighth over and it adds to the strangle. Four singles were found but all with maximum safety. Handscomb missed out on a long hop too, hitting it straight to point. We’re finally into happy hour with 1/57 added between overs 30 to 40. At least they have made it to over 40 with wickets in hand; that was the point, I think. “If they go at ten an over from here they’ll go close to 300!” jokes Geoff Lemon. “That’s a monster score, nobody chases that.” Ben Jones adds: India will win this nine wickets in hand with 74 balls remaining.

39th over: Australia 191-4 (Handscomb 36, Stoinis 2) Shami just sent down the 39th over an ODI at the Australian number five and number six that went for just two singles. Forget defending the World Cup, they will be hard pressed beating a much-improved Afghanistan in their tournament opener. Especially if the track is spinning.

38th over: Australia 189-4 (Handscomb 35, Stoinis 1) Singles along the carpet for the three remaining Kuldeep balls to complete his successful over, Stoinis off the mark. “Retro jersey, retro scoring rate,” says Kiran Kumar. I’d show you the dismissal but the clips aren’t often posted on twitter from those that can when Australia are doing poorly.

The ball from Kuldeep which dismissed Marsh spun 3.8°, more than any of the last 10 balls Kuldeep bowled to the Aussie No.4. Marsh was trying to up the pace, but a 77kph big spinning ball was a very tough ball to hit over the rope. #AUSvIND

Kuldeep is brought back and has a wicket from his third ball! Marsh, to his credit, tried to take him on but didn’t make quite enough contact, holing out to long-on. His 70-ball innings comes to an end, bringing Maxw..., I mean, Stoinis to the middle.

37th over: Australia 185-3 (Marsh 54, Handscomb 32) Up comes the 50-partnership with the second of four singles in the Bhuvi over, the aggression shown from his previous set shelved for now. It was nice while it lasted, I guess.

“From The Big Show to The Big No Show,” emails Ian Forth. “Though somehow I don’t think that’ll be the title of Maxwell’s autobiography. I’m a little ignorant here, what is he supposed to have actually done to upset the Powers That Be? Score runs too fast?”

36th over: Australia 181-3 (Marsh 53, Handscomb 30) Marsh locks up his World Cup spot (for 2023, hiyooooo!), raising his 13th ODI half-century with a stand-and-deliver smash through midwicket. Handscomb completes the over with just about the shot of the day so far, driving through cover between two fielders for another four. That’s Khaleel’s eighth over and surely the final one he’ll deliver here, his analysis 8-0-55-0.

35th over: Australia 171-3 (Marsh 48, Handscomb 25) Consecutive fours! Strike lambs! Handscomb is the man, steering Bhuvi past point then creaming him to wide long-on. The Victorian is up to a run a ball, Marsh 48 from 64 at the other end.

“People have been evacuated from the bays at the SCG due to a structural problem with the roof,” reports Warwick Baker. “There are many irate fans. Because they have been redirected to standing areas in the Bradman Stand.”

34th over: Australia 160-3 (Marsh 47, Handscomb 15) Khaleel again, the one bowler that the Australians are happy to at least try and attack. And Marsh goes at him! Hurrah! It comes off an edge but over the cordon and far away for four. After the customary singles, it is an over of nine. Party on! Drinks.

33rd over: Australia 151-3 (Marsh 42, Handscomb 11) Bhuvi is on and nearly gets a return catch gifted first ball from Handscomb, just outside his reach. This won’t surprise you: five of his six balls here are dots. Good stuff boys, let’s see him off. Imagine how hard Eoin Morgan must be laughing if he’s watching this somewhere.

32nd over: Australia 150-3 (Marsh 42, Handscomb 10) Lovely defensive posture from Handscomb, really getting in behind Shami. We’re joking around in the press box: we know Australia want to play more like England at the moment but not the 2015 model. Shami misses his bumper, a wide called, with four singles to the sweepers.

“Despite that Rayudu over and the all pace attack selection blunder,” emails Abhijato Sensarma, “Virat’s captaincy choices have been spot-on, exemplified by near perfect execution. For a long time, I thought he was too one-dimensional - this tour has gone a long way in changing that general perception.”

31st over: Australia 145-3 (Marsh 40, Handscomb 8) Jadeja nearly pulls off another three-single over but Handscomb jumps on a marginally shorter ball to finish, placing it nicely through cover for four. More please, immediately, or let Maxwell at it.

“It is hard to see where Glenn Maxwell sits in the modern Australian team,” laments Jim Maxwell on ABC. “Now he’s not even deemed worthy of a top six spot in the one-day team.”

30th over: Australia 138-3 (Marsh 38, Handscomb 3) Righto, so double 30 as they say - 276. Imagine England or India setting up an innings like this? They don’t, not in this era. Shami sent four dot balls to Handscomb to begin. Sure, he is new to the crease but the field is out and his job is to accumulate singles from the get-go. Two from it.

29th over: Australia 136-3 (Marsh 37, Handscomb 2) Handscomb does walk out where he was listed at number five, off the mark with a single to long-off first ball, Marsh getting one to midwicket before Handscomb again plays down the ground.

“The poor run rate,” says Patrick Hargreaves “India arent bowling hand grenades. Is it a mindset or a form thing? No six hit yet or attempted. Looks like everyones batting for their place not the win.”

India's last 18 results chasing 280 or less in ODIs (most recent first):

WWTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW#AUSvIND

Sweeping conventionally, Khawaja missed the ball, crashing into his front pad below the knee. He sent it upstairs but DRS showed it to be clipping middle and leg. The partnership of 92 for the third wicket comes to an end.

28th over: Australia 132-2 (Khawaja 59, Marsh 35) Khaleel has been the least effective of India’s seamers today, back now for his sixth over. Two wides in this set won’t help his confidence, every legal delivery scored off too. Good thing that Kohli got a couple out of Rayudu so that the left-armer will only be required to send down eight.

“The longer you go with Maxwell sitting in the sheds is a waste of talent,” says Gilchrist, suggesting that he should be promoted at the fall of the next wicket. I’ll believe it when I see it.

27th over: Australia 123-2 (Khawaja 55, Marsh 32) Another four for Khawaja with the reverse sweep, a shot that is quickly becoming one of his most dependable. He can’t back it up, though, Jadeja finishing his over with four dots on the bounce. Can’t be having that in the 27th over of an ODI.

26th over: Australia 119-2 (Khawaja 51, Marsh 32) Into the second half of the Australian innings with Shami back into the track for Rayudu. “You normally would double the score at 30 overs,” says Warne, right on cue. “But you can probably make that 32 overs now with the players so powerful.” Khawaja takes one to square leg, bringing up his half-century in his first innings back in the canary yellow. Two singles to finish, Marsh to cover and Khawaja long on. That makes three from it, of course.

Usman Khawaja is looking increasingly fluent here. He's only scored at 3.31rpo against the seamers, but the slight release in pressure from Rayudu has allowed Khawaja to up his scoring rate v spin to 5.07rpo. Not explosive, but he's gently accelerating. #AUSvIND

25th over: Australia 116-2 (Khawaja 49, Marsh 31) The batsmen exchange singles to long-on but that’s their lot, Jadeja getting through the set in no more than 60 seconds.

24th over: Australia 114-2 (Khawaja 48, Marsh 30) They go after Rayudu! Khawaja tickles the first ball of the over fine for four then stands back to slap an “absolute pie” (as described by Shane Warne on the telly) to the square leg rope for four more. Ten off the over from India’s sixth bowler. That might be it for him. “You can feel the momentum building now,” says Gilchrist. That might be a fraction optimistic.

23rd over: Australia 104-2 (Khawaja 39, Marsh 29) There is that reverse, Khawaja getting into position early and clearing square leg to get himself another boundary. Lovely cricket. It has taken a while, but I reckom he might have just found his groove.

22nd over: Australia 98-2 (Khawaja 34, Marsh 28) Rayudu, the sixth bowler, is on with his offies. Not a bad shout from Kohli to squeeze out a couple of overs from him now while Australia are battling to shift gears. Marsh gets two from the first ball but only one other single. Guess what? Three from it.

21st over: Australia 95-2 (Khawaja 34, Marsh 25) Three dots to begin for Jadeja to Khawaja, one of those prompting a visit to the third ump after Dhoni got the bails off. Khawaja paddles a couple to finish, having reversed for the first time a few overs back.

20th over: Australia 91-2 (Khawaja 31, Marsh 24) Marsh puts away a long-hop from Kuldeep, cutting hard behind point, the ball beating the sweeper to the rope. Four other singles along the way makes this the most productive over in some long time.

“It’s really great that the ICC have allowed them to play the fifth day of the Test even though it was rained out,” says Pat Noone, another member of the CricProf Massive.

19th over: Australia 83-2 (Khawaja 29, Marsh 18) Five singles this time, in a row! As a bloke once said several thousand times to the Australian people: what a time to be alive.

18th over: Australia 78-2 (Khawaja 27, Marsh 15) We’re back with Kuldeep from the Paddington end, now into his fifth over. I wonder whether Kohli will bowl out his ten straight, per what England did with Moeen a lot last year? He slips through this set giving up only three singles. Half the overs today must have gone for three singles. Yuk.

“Other instances aside,” begins Vasu Chaurey, “it’s really nice to listen to Warne commentate while Kuldeep is bowling. Low-key wholesome. I agree with him too (“It’s really nice to see a leggie bowling in the mid 70s. He’s able to do that because he can beat the batsmen in flight.”), it’s a delight.”

"Maxi, it's simple: you need to make more hundreds."

"Maxi, you're batting at seven."#CrystalClear

Glenn Maxwell is the only top-order batsman on either side today with a career scoring rate of quicker than a-run-a-ball. #AUSvIND

17th over: Australia 75-2 (Khawaja 26, Marsh 13) A huuuuge roar goes up around the SCG when Jadeja as announced. There are a lot more people in today than on the opening day of the Test, the vast majority wearing blue. I can’t wait to get down there with them during the run chase later when Kohli is better, they’re the best fans in the world when their team is on top. Back to the middle, Jadeja darts in his six deliveries for just the three singles, in keeping with the dreary theme of the innings so far. Drinks!

At the drinks break, Australia are already well behind in this contest. According to WinViz, they have a 28% chance of victory - can they come back into this one in Sydney? #AUSvIND

16th over: Australia 72-2 (Khawaja 25, Marsh 11) Khawaja picks the Kuldeep wrong’un this time, pulling hard into the gap for four. He’s 25 from 42, which isn’t pretty, but he absolutely cannot throw it away now. He has to be there in an hour, at a run a ball from this point forward. Capiche?

15th over: Australia 66-2 (Khawaja 20, Marsh 10) Four for Australia, albeit via Dhoni who doesn’t cleanly take a Shami delivery that bounced on the way through to him. Three other singles to the sweepers. Khawaja, at last, into the 20s.

“Replays showed Hawk Eye declaring the ball to be pitching outside leg (the Shami appeal),” notes Vasu Chaurey. Fair enough. “Also, 12.2 and 12.3 were absolutely brilliant to watch (Shami to Marsh).” What a fantastic bowler he has evolved into.

14th over: Australia 59-2 (Khawaja 18, Marsh 9) Khawaja nearly carves Kuldeep back onto his stumps, cutting the wrong’un close to his body; the shot that did Carey in. It’s the third dot ball on the bounce, followed by three singles. I know it’s early, but Australia are already in a world of pain.

Accurate stuff from Kohli's quicks so far. 59% of the deliveries from India's seamers have been on a good length, between 6m and 8m from the batsman's stumps. That's the highest figure India have recorded at this stage of an ODI innings since the 2015 World Cup. #AUSvIND

13th over: Australia 56-2 (Khawaja 16, Marsh 8) DJ Shami to Shaun Marsh, a match up he will fancy for all the obvious reasons. In keeping with that expectation, he finds his inside edge to begin, then beats his outside edge, then does it again. Sigh. Oh, that’s better, Marsh clipping off the pads for four to give him a bit of relief.

Meanwhile, Glenn Maxwell is batting at seven today.

Since the 2015 World Cup, 96 batsmen have faced as many deliveries in ODI cricket as Glenn Maxwell. Only two have scored quicker than the Australian. He's currently on the scorecard to bat at No.7. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/TXDY7RJfK2

12th over: Australia 52-2 (Khawaja 16, Marsh 4) Much better batting, the Australian pair finding the sweepers from five or six Kuldeep deliveries to get them heading in the right direction through this all-important accumulation period.

11th over: Australia 46-2 (Khawaja 14, Marsh 0) Ohhhh, how is that not given out? Shami its Khawaja on the pad with a slower ball and is insistent! It’s not given. Dhoni gives the bowler the option to review but he says no. Oh dear, the replay shows Khawaja back on his stumps dead in front. Oh well. The No3 responds next ball, as is the custom, with a drive through the covers for four. Shot.

Bad news for people who like special things: James Pattinson is injured again.

It’s the wrong’un again from Kuldeep! Into the attack and striking inside an over! Carey went back in his crease playing for turn away from his blade, setting up to cut. When the ball came back his way, he didn’t quite adjust the stroke well enough, edging into the hands of Rohit at slip. Great captaincy getting on his gun spinner inside the power play.

10th over: Australia 41-2 (Khawaja 9, Marsh 0) A power play worth 41. “It’s cute that you are trying to win the 2015 World Cup,” sledges Ben Jones, CricViz young gun, to my left. He’s enjoying this a lot more than the home fans are. Welcome to the middle overs.

9th over: Australia 37-1 (Carey 20, Khawaja 9) Shami gets his first twist of the day, running towards us from the Randwick End. To Khawaja. Another fine over from India, as poor as it was from Khawaja to only score from the final ball, the new man locating his inside edge early on then beating the outside of the blade with a ripper.

Early signs from the Cricket Ground DJ are strong, this his latest mid-over offering. As I’ve said time and again, that’s my true dream job. And I’m daring to dream. Oh! And now this after this Shami over and I’m officially overheating in the press box.

8th over: Australia 35-1 (Carey 20, Khawaja 7) Shot! Carey flicks up the back leg on contact with his flick through midwicket, as if he’s the batsman down the other end. Unfortunately, it is one of only two balls scored off from Khaleel’s over. They may be in the 1986 kits but The Wombats had it right when talking about Australia’s first ten overs here - they’re bringing back 1996 with their current run rate of 4.38.

7th over: Australia 30-1 (Carey 16, Khawaja 6) Khawaja drives twice to fielders in the circle to start the Bhuvi over, getting off strike to midwicket. Carey takes a couple off his hip but that’s their lot. Back to back overs with only three runs taken. This isn’t good.

6th over: Australia 27-1 (Carey 14, Khawaja 5) Khaleel gets one to kick up at Khawaja to begin, played nicely with soft hands. He then finds his outside edge, spitting away through the cordon. It should be one but they get an overthrow when the ball hits the stumps when returned causing a brief moment of chaos as the Australians raced back. The two need to get busy now, this power play only has 24 balls remaining.

5th over: Australia 24-1 (Carey 14, Khawaja 2) Just one scoring shot from the over and it is a boundary, Carey playing from the crease in front of point with a well-timed push that makes it to the rope. Bhuvi beat him earlier in the over with a beauty and kept him honest after the four, bang on that off-stump line. A good early contest.

4th over: Australia 20-1 (Carey 10, Khawaja 2) Good work here from Alex Carey. He is the vice-captain of this side for a reason, well respected for his leadership skills. Khaleel oversteps for a second time already to make things a fraction easier, Carey cleaning mid-on with the free hit to record his first boundary. Later in the set he frees his arms to go over the cordon for a second four. More, please.

“You must be excited,” emails Amod Paranjape. “Bhuvi is back.”

In all international cricket since the start of 2018, Aaron Finch averages 6.22 against seam deliveries that were projected to hit his stumps. #AUSvIND

3rd over: Australia 10-1 (Carey 1, Khawaja 2) Khawaja defends a few to get his eye in, taking the final ball of the set behind square for a couple to get off the mark. I can hear some grumbling behind me in the press box from a couple of former Australian batsmen. “Shocking shot,” says one of Finch’s dismissal. Here it is.

Bhuvneshwar Kumar picks up his 100th ODI wicket in style.

Stream live via Kayo HERE: https://t.co/rHhkFrd50M#AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/jNeP2XuWRK

Through him! Just a little bit of movement off the seam, enough to slip through the gap between Finch’s bat and front pad. Goodnight Saigon. And that’s Bhuvi’s 100th ODI wicket. What a lovely way to get there, picking up the Australian captain.

2nd over: Australia 8-0 (Carey 1, Finch 6) Khaleel gets the new ball, in his seventh ODI. He’s already played under three captains, according to the ABC call. He oversteps early on but Finch doesn’t make contact with the free hit. He does strike well to finish, off the back foot through cover for three. Six from it.

1st over: Australia 2-0 (Carey 1, Finch 1) It takes Carey four balls to get off the mark, doing so with a push into the covers, racing to the danger end. Finch’s turn and they are up for leg before first up! Not out, says Blocker Wilson, the ball making contact outside the line according to the replay. The captain gets his day started with a single from the final ball, keeping the strike.

The players are out in the field! Bhuvi has the ball in his hand, Alex Carey taking the first delivery. Here we go. PLAY!

We’ve just had the Indigenous welcome and the national anthems out in the middle. “My wish list is simple,” emails Neil Brandom. “Maxwell a ton and 5 wickets. Australia to win? No that would be asking for too much.”

If he does achieve the latter, I’ll be invading the pitch in celebration. It has been a big week for the Maxwell Mafia, that’s for sure.

I was pondering loudly yesterday. Is the decision to deck Australia out in retro kits from 1985-86 the best cricket news in Australia since Sandpaper? Well, maybe the Dubai draw. But this must be slotting into second, making so many people happy.

That summer, the home side dominated the tri-series against India and New Zealand. More impotantly, Allan Border found the formula he required to win Australia’s first World Cup 18 months later with Marsh, Jones, Boon, McDermott, Waugh and Reid.

#ausvind ODI series starts
Hoping the boys can hold up the Davis/Srikkanth like AB and the boys did in the day pic.twitter.com/ip6ZtYBRbS

Hardik Pandya has actually been sent home. I missed this earlier today, reports that he now will face the BCCI music for some fairly low-rent comments he and KL Rahul made on a talk show last weekend.

Meanwhile, I don’t want to make too much of this (what on Earth was his manager doing allowing this to happen?) but I have to share with you Monty on Mastermind.

Absolutely incredible performance from Monty Panesar on Mastermind. pic.twitter.com/2N3nfNFk60

The pitch. The new normal in this format is quickly becoming 350 - this is certainly the expectation of England and India ahead of the World Cup. I noticed yesterday they had prepared the “400” graphic for the scoreboard. Had India batted first, perhaps.

Today's @scg pitch. Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/ViCnktqMeY

The teams as named at the toss.

Australia: Aaron Finch (c), Alex Carey (wk), Shaun Marsh, Usman Khawaja, Peter Handscomb, Marcus Stoinis, Glenn Maxwell, Jhye Richardson, Nathan Lyon, Peter Siddle, Jason Behrendorff

Aaron Finch has won the toss and what a relief that will be for the hosts - they need eveything to go right. “The middle overs are an area we really need to brush up on,” he said. “It is about keeping wickets in hand for the back end.” On the new (retro) kit: “Isn’t it brilliant?” More on those shortly!

Virat Kohli acknowledges that he, sure enough, would have batted first too. But with a top three that have collectively averaged in excess of 250 in 2018, it won’t bother the boys in blue too much. I’ll have India’s XI with you as soon as we get the team sheets.

And welcome to the SCG for it, on a stunning day. It is expected to be hot here this afternoon and the pitch looks as it should, so we should be in for tons of runs.

For Australia, this is just about last chance cafe in terms of finding a combination that can work for their World Cup defence in six months from now. They have been dreadful in this format of the game of late, winning just three of their last 21. Yes, Smith and Warner will help, but this problem started well before then.

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India beat Australia by six wickets in second one-day international – as it happened

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Australia in Sydney, India in Adelaide. This was the result that we expected to see in the first match: a target under 300 on a good batting pitch against the best chasers in the world.

That first game, Australia took three wickets with four runs on the board to gain the advantage. But Virat Kohli averages 69 in ODI run chases, and 99 in winning run chases. Relying on getting him out in single figures isn’t a viable strategy.

Related: Virat Kohli and MS Dhoni fire India to series-levelling win over Australia

49.2 overs: India 299-4 (Dhoni 55, Karthik 25)

Dhoni goes all the way downtown for six! Behrendorff the bowler, but first ball of his over Dhoni gets under and pumps it over long-on to level the scores (and raise his fifty). The field comes in, but he just plays tip-and-run to mid-on and bets they’ll miss the stumps. Which is exactly what happens.

#AusvIndpic.twitter.com/EspIF8BsHk

49th over: India 292-4 (Dhoni 48, Karthik 25) Stoinis with the penultimate. Dhoni is happy to knock a single. Karthik manufactures two through cover. They’re very calm about making up the gap. The twos can do it without the need for a boundary.

Two more singles follow. The equation is 11 off 8.

There’s a break while Dhoni has a quiet vomit in front of several thousand people. He ended up flat on his back at the end of that over, then rolled over to retch. “He’s having a Chris Mew!” says Adam Collins next to me. What a rich turn of phrase. The physio comes out to give him some fizzy hydration. It must be very hot for the batsmen still. Criticise his strike rate now...

48th over: India 283-4 (Dhoni 45, Karthik 19) Behrendorff with the job ahead of him. Single from the first ball, single from the second, smacked straight at the leg-side sweepers. Third ball, Dhoni is trying to drop the ball in front of midwicket and run two, but gets too much of it. Karthik drives past cover for one more. All well and good for Behrendorff, but Dhoni gets the soft touch he wants on the fifth ball. More glove than bat, I think, so it rolled past the keeper, and some outstanding running means that India’s total profits by three. Then Karthik hits the midwicket gap flush enough to belt back for a second.

The gap closes: 16 needed off 12.

47th over: India 274-4 (Dhoni 40, Karthik 15) Oin and Gloin achieved an unlikely victory: can Stoin do the same? The dot ball that starts his over is gold. Dhoni gets a run from the next but bails out on the second run. The pair do bolt two as Karthik punches a bit wider of the sweeper. Karthik keeps strike. So why would you bowl him that? A short ball, just after he’s destroyed the last one he received, and he gets under this one to send it over backward square for four. Two more tugged wide of long on as Karthik does his part. Eight runs for him from the over, one for Dhoni.

India need 25 from 18.

46th over: India 265-4 (Dhoni 39, Karthik 7) Big pressure now on Wheels Richardson. Thumps Dhoni in the thigh and concedes an extra. DK gives the strike back immediately. Knows his job for now. But Dhoni ticks behind square for another single, so Karthik goes the same way for four! Short, pulled, and the gap was hit. Three sweepers on the leg side, so he dinks into all that space for another single.

Wheels goes flat. Trying to cramp Dhoni, he bowls a wide instead, before Dhoni keeps strike off the added delivery. They only need 34 in 24 now.

Always a sign that Dhoni thinks he's in business when he gets rid of the headgear and lets the intensity on his face hang out for the world to see @cricbuzz#AUSvIND

45th over: India 255-4 (Dhoni 37, Karthik 1) Nathan Lyon is handed the ball. MS Dhoni immediately has the runner come out and collect his helmet. Batting bareheaded under lights. He’s not lost any of his style. Is he finished as a finisher. Lyon bowls.

Bazinga!

44th over: India 244-4 (Dhoni 26, Karthik 1) Dinesh Karthik gets moving immediately with a single. Dhoni looks like he’s shaping for a helicopter but ends up glancing a ball that was straighter than anticipated.

Brian Withington is writing eloquently, movingly to my email. “Your description of the Rayudu innings has invoked painful memories of my worst ever knock. It was like a waking nightmare without end. Due to a logistical conundrum (student digs in Oxford, opposition in Cambridge, girlfriend in Colchester) I had to play in hastily borrowed kit including oversized clown trousers and scruffy trainers. Refused to go out for toss in said kit so sent out smirking colleague with instructions to win it or not come back. Opened batting and middled nothing for nearly two hours - skied, edged or spliced everything but just couldn’t get out. Bastard teammates applauded the gruesome 50 like I was Bradman. Truly horrible, soul gnawing stuff. Memory had lain dormant for forty years.”

Hello! Cat, meet pigeons. They’re playing the singles-doubles game, not in a tennis sense, but then Kohli goes for something bigger. A big whip off the pads, but I fancy he was aiming square and instead it’s been dragged well in front. Aerial but flat, and Maxwell has time to intercept the projectile.

Now things get difficult for India! And the gap that Kohli was going to make up has to be bridged by someone else. Does Dhoni have the capacity to get things moving? Can Dinesh Karthik do so quickly enough? They need 57 from 38.

This has nothing to do with anything, but I like this dog’s face. And its name is Mungo.

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43rd over: India 238-3 (Kohli 103, Dhoni 22)

That is ODI century number 39 for Virat Kohli. There’s a huge gap on the leg side, so it’s simple for him to fend a short ball into it, and belt back for a second run as deep midwicket runs in. The only human with more one-day hundreds is Sachin Tendulkar with 49. At recent rates, Kohli could catch him within a year.

42nd over: India 228-3 (Kohli 99, Dhoni 17) Kohli does often slow up or get twitchy as he approaches a hundred. And with Dhoni also battling, it’s derailed the momentum of this chase. If a wicket fell here, India would be struggling. The psychology of the game. Kohli needs to take control back. But he’s blocked up by Richardson, twice playing straight to Maxwell at backward point, once going over him with a leading edge from a stroke aimed at midwicket. Dhoni gives him strike back. Kohli pulls to long on for a single to close the over, moving to 99 and keeping the strike.

Target is 71 in 48.

41st over: India 224-3 (Kohli 97, Dhoni 16) He’s decided it’s time to go. Dhoni walks at Siddle and hoicks at a pull shot. High top edge, and it’s nearly held at deep backward as Behrendorff ran around from long leg. Couldn’t quite get there. Two runs result. They trade singles, and are helped when Siddle is twice pinged for bouncers ruled as wides. The second of those especially looked very harsh. I love the fact that even when he’s annoyed, Siddle just gives a beaming smile. “Wide?” he smiles at the umpire, teeth like high-beam headlights. He just loves life. The over costs eight, despite no batsman playing a dominant shot.

They need 75 in 54.

40th over: India 216-3 (Kohli 95, Dhoni 12) This byplay between Stoinis and Kohli is interesting. Again Kohli takes three balls to beat the field for a single. But then Dhoni blocks, ducks a short ball, and punches to the bowler. They need 83 off 60, and he’s 12 off 24. He’s a perplexing cricketer.

Not sure why we have to pretend he isn't a spent force in the ODI format. No shame in that at the age of 37, 15 years in the format (!) and countless milestones and accolades in his bag.

This stat is galling https://t.co/zXqwwtuglC#AusvInd

39th over: India 215-3 (Kohli 94, Dhoni 12) Richardson trying to skid something through, but they work him comfortably enough. Ones and twos, six from the over. Dhoni makes sure he belts back for two from the last ball to give Kohli the strike. Dhoni is 12 from 21 balls.

Our friend Ben Jones can’t help himself. He’s a Pant man.

It's that time again folks. Scoring rate (rpo) in last 12 months:

MS Dhoni in ODIS - 4.28rpo

Rishabh Pant in Tests - 4.42rpo#AUSvIND

38th over: India 209-3 (Kohli 91, Dhoni 9) Again Stoinis has some minor success: has Kohli strike twice straight to the field, then have to drag a pull to find a run. Once Kohli gets the strike back, Stoinis zips through him and hits his pad. But there’s one ball left in the over, and sometimes that’s all Kohli needs. It’s just a touch wide, and despite being close to the body, Kohli has the timing to cut it for four. He’s into the 90s.

37th over: India 203-3 (Kohli 86, Dhoni 8) Walks at Lyon and lofts him for six! Clean and clear, no apparent muscle in the shot, just timing as Kohli dings the sight screen. Then skips back and cuts hard to deep point, and only some excellent work from Handscomb again keeps him to two. No matter, he’ll take two to midwicket to top up. And one more to keep the strike. Kohli is getting some help from the dressing room at the end of that over; it’s still about 35 degrees out there. and hard work running up and down the pitch.

36th over: India 192-3 (Kohli 75, Dhoni 8) Marcus Stoinis tightens things up a tad, banging the ball in at Kohli’s hip and causing him to miss a couple. But Kohli escapes eventually, and Dhoni biffs two runs through cover. Added to a couple of leg byes, still a decent over.

35th over: India 187-3 (Kohli 74, Dhoni 6) Maxwell has done a job, 1 for 16 from his four overs, but now the stud off-spinner is back. Kohli advances smoothly to drive and move to 69. Nice. Dhoni gets a single immediately, which is what India need. Kohli sees width, and chases the ball with an open face and guides it for four, before turning another ball square for one.

This looks so easy. Getting 112 from 90 would have sounded fiendishly difficult once, but these two can stroll it in.

34th over: India 180-3 (Kohli 68, Dhoni 5) The former Indian captain gets off strike first ball of the Behrendorff over, however, jumping and stabbing a ball to square leg. Kohli wants to make the most of the strike, so he punches two runs through cover, then gets low and cuts a fuller ball through deep extra cover for four! That was glorious, just straight enough to beat the cover sweeper despite a sprawl. Behrendorff bowls fuller, and Kohli lifts him away over midwicket for six! There was no one out there, so Kohli went to the agricultural zone with craftsman’s exactitude. Hit the fence on the full.

Bring back your best bowler to force a wicket? How about we smash him for 14 runs instead?We can also announce that Kohli has now exceeded his ODI average.

33rd over: India 166-3 (Kohli 55, Dhoni 4) Smart from Maxwell: round the wicket with his off-breaks, not giving Dhoni space. Knows that Dhoni starts slowly. And that’s exactly what happens, with three blocks plus a pull straight to the field. The only run from the over is a single punched to cover from the last, denying Kohli the strike. That’s absolutely the perfect result for Australia.

32nd over: India 165-3 (Kohli 55, Dhoni 3) Behrendorff returns, with Finch determined to press the advantage while a chance to derail India presents itself. Wickets required. But Kohli hands Dhoni the strike, and Dhoni gets moving immediately with a cut for two. Then fends a single after blocking a couple.

31st over: India 161-3 (Kohli 54, Dhoni 0) Kohli’s 50 comes up from the first ball of the Maxwell over with a cut for two. He flicks two more, takes a single, then while Rayudu’s mis-hit hangs in the air above midwicket, Kohli crosses back to take the strike and then score another single. He’s made six busily from an over in which his partner got out.

MS Dhoni comes to the middle. This is significant, after his very slow batting the other night. Can’t afford to do the same here. They need 138 from 114.

Thank mercy. The vet has run out. Look away now, the kids don’t need to see this. Ambati Rayudu has gone to live on a farm where he has lots of room to run around.

30th over: India 155-2 (Kohli 48, Rayudu 24) Somebody please put up the green screen around Rayudu’s innings. This is painful. It’s ugly. It’s uncomfortable. It’s a pair of poorly chosen shoes. Rayudu slogs over cover, walking at Richardson and skewing his drive. Then charges again and skews over mid-off, the man running back but unable to make up the ground. Gets two runs from each shot but it’s desperate stuff. Compare that to the silky way that Kohli rides the bounce and steers a single to third man.

India need 144 from 120 balls.

29th over: India 149-2 (Kohli 47, Rayudu 19) That was close! Kohli pulls just past Finch at midwicket, who couldn’t snare it with a dive. Maxwell just laughs, nothing else he can do. Four singles from the over. Kohli has 47. He’s still 13 runs short of topping his average.

28th over: India 145-2 (Kohli 45, Rayudu 17) Smashed! Perfect straight drive from Kohli, but credit the save to S. Tumps. The batsman smashes the shot straight into the non-striker’s wicket. No run, so Kohli goes back to Richardson and late-cuts a single. Rayudu plays another loose shot, a big pull that nearly carries to deep backward square. Maybe he figures that it’s worked so far, so why change?

India need 154 more from 22 overs.

27th over: India 142-2 (Kohli 43, Rayudu 16) Glenn Maxwell gets a bowl. Gets cut by Kohli for a couple, and mistimed by Rayudu on another slog to deep midwicket. But he’s still there. A couple more singles make five from the over.

26th over: India 137-2 (Kohli 39, Rayudu 15) The batsmen trade glides to third man. Handscomb does some more good work at midwicket, diving to save a boundary from Siddle. Kohli has to settle for two, so goes back and cuts the next hard, but to the sweeper.

Stumps are called after a long day of cricket at the beach. Back to the family beach house and the kids (and one of the two adults) want to watch Australia play cricket. But it's not on free to air television. It doesn't seem right that is actually allowed to happen. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/FTj8cRtDJD

25th over: India 132-2 (Kohli 35, Rayudu 14) Lyon bowls to Kohli, who drives one to cover. To Rayudu, who misses a sweep down leg and scrambles an extra thanks to Carey’s fumble. And to Kohli, who leans forward and turns a single in front of square. Emblematic of how these two are going, in contrasting fashion. A couple more singles takes the over total to six runs.

24th over: India 126-2 (Kohli 32, Rayudu 13) Gee, Rayudu is really on struggle street today. Trying to slog his way out of trouble. Tugs Stoinis away, high of the top edge and could easily have holed out but lands safely at midwicket for two. Then slashes two just past Maxwell behind point. Chill, Winston.

23rd over: India 121-2 (Kohli 31, Rayudu 9) Siddle back, and overpitches, and Kohli eases it through midwicket for two. Lovely shot. But as Rayudu comes on strike, he throws his hands at Siddle and edges him for four! There’s a catcher back there, too, but Shaun Marsh is more like a fifth slip or a Test gully. Rayudu would have been straight into the pouch at first slip.

22nd over: India 114-2 (Kohli 28, Rayudu 5) The crowd get rowdy as a Mexican wave goes around the ground, and as Rayudu plays a pull shot. Only a single, but the solid contact will help his confidence.

21st over: India 111-2 (Kohli 26, Rayudu 4) Lyon has rattled through six overs for 24 runs now, as Kohli takes a couple of singles and Rayudu gets a leg bye. Chetan Narula on ABC radio points out that Rayudu has retired from Indian first-class cricket, so before this series he hasn’t played a competitive match since an ODI against West Indies on November 1 last year.

20th over: India 108-2 (Kohli 24, Rayudu 4) Three more balls becalmed, then Rayudu finally gets off the mark in Australia. Opens the face to guide Stoinis past Alex Carey behind the stumps for four.

19th over: India 103-2 (Kohli 23, Rayudu 0) Just the Kohli single from Lyon’s over. Always nice to bowl just after a wicket.

See below: that far side of the ground is about where Handscomb was fielding.

That’s a real cricket ground pic.twitter.com/g1j5JE4wai

18th over: India 102-2 (Kohli 22, Rayudu 0) Both openers gone, and it’s over to Kohli. He’s joined by Ambati Rayudu, who made a blob in Sydney as well as burning India’s only DRS review.

What a catch from Handscomb! And isn’t he pumped up about it. That eastern side of the ground is still bathed in low late sunlight as the evening encroaches. There’s a slice of sunlight about 10 metres deep by the boundary line. Handscomb is right in it. So as Rohit tries to bomb the crowd with a pull shot, Handscomb is staring into the sun at the same time as running around under the swirling ball, trying to get to the drop, and eventually judging it right. He yells in a way that seems more anger than celebration, and Stoinis does the same mid-pitch. They’ve been on the protein shakes during the break. And just as he started to get his wheels turning, Rohit falls in the same area of the ground where he holed out during the recent Test match here.

17th over: India 97-1 (Rohit 40, Kohli 20) Single, single, single, then eventually Rohit has had enough. He hit half a dozen sixes the other night in Sydney, and notches his first tonight. Simply done, a good stride to the ball from Lyon, and a big clean ping over midwicket. A single raises the 50 partnership.

16th over: India 87-1 (Rohit 32, Kohli 18) Rohit strikes Siddle a little airily through midwicket, but gets away with it. A couple of runs from that stroke, plus three singles from the rest of the over, and that’s drinks. “Those are drinks!” comes the correction from pedants across the world.

15th over: India 82-1 (Rohit 29, Kohli 16) Rohit and Kohli have had a few run-outs between them during their partnerships. There was a stutter on a single in Siddle’s previous over, and now another from Lyon, when Rohit stutters down the wicket after playing Lyon to Glenn Maxwell on the leg side. Kohli said no, and Rohit had to dive back in as Maxwell whipped in the return.

14th over: India 79-1 (Rohit 28, Kohli 14) Rohit Sharma leans back and six! He loves the pull shot, and plays the short ball well. Siddle suffers the full punishment for that. Then, not content with the back-foot drive from earlier, Kohli shuffles onto the front shoe and plays a perfect on-drive down the ground for four. The overhead camera was actually some use there, it was interesting to see just how much Kohli moved around his crease, in tiny incremental degrees, to get in just the right position to play that stroke. 13 from the over.

13th over: India 66-1 (Rohit 21, Kohli 8) Lyon with another four-run effort, they’re happy to bide their time against him for now.

12th over: India 62-1 (Rohit 18, Kohli 7) Oh, that’s just unfair. Kohli looks to come forward to Richardson, then sees the in-between length and hits reverse. But he aims at cover anyway, with a back-foot punch that reaches the rope. Unreasonable.

11th over: India 57-1 (Rohit 17, Kohli 3) Lyon is on as soon as the fielding restrictions cease, and Rohit and Kohli milk four singles from his over. A little aerial with the push to long-on, at one stage.

10th over: India 53-1 (Rohit 15, Kohli 1) A couple of runs through the covers first ball, but then Behrendorff settles into that tight line on the pads, just back of a length, and Rohit can’t do anything with it. Still happy to wait out a bowler who creates some danger.

These analysts are very good: it’s interesting when the data backs up something a conception you’ve drawn from watching.

Shikhar Dhawan falls, but that's the way this partnership is set up; Shikhar attacks the top, whilst Rohit sits. In the last six months, Dhawan scores at 5.56rpo in P1, compared to Rohit's 4.36rpo, but the former is dismissed every 48 balls, compared to Rohit's 77. #AUSvIND

9th over: India 51-1 (Rohit 13, Kohli 1) Siddle to Kohli once Rohit finally relents. Kohli walks across his stumps and plays a one-handed leg glance to avert the risk of an lbw and to score a single. As you do.

8th over: India 48-1 (Rohit 11, Kohli 0) You can tell from the crowd noise: King Kohli comes to the crease. India fans flock to the fence to get as close as they can. Hands in the air. Rohit farms the strike to make sure Kohli has to wait a while to face his first ball. The best composers always make you wait before the beat drops.

The show is over. One ball after lacing a lovely orthodox cover drive, Dhawan tries a lofted drive over long-off but gets far more elevation than lateral distance. It hangs in the air a long, long time, and Usman Khawaja beneath it has time to get nervous and nearly lets the ball squirm out from between his fingers. But he hangs on.

7th over: India 41-0 (Rohit 9, Dhawan 27) Hello! Peter Siddle, disparaged by a fair proportion of cricket followers for being past his prime, is sending them down at 138 kilometres an hour. Then 139. That’s almost as brisk as he’s ever been. It doesn’t help when he strays down leg side and Dhawan deflects him fine for four.

6th over: India 34-0 (Rohit 9, Dhawan 20) Dhawan keeps going. Slashes away at Richardson, and the ball flies past Maxwell at point for another boundary. Nice for Rohit to be able to chill down the other end and have someone else push the early runs. A couple of singles and a wide as Richardson loses his line. He’s getting movement though.

Jhye Richardson is finding about 40% more swing that he was at the same point in the opening ODI, albeit with slightly less seam movement. His radar has been slightly off, but he's getting some lateral movement to trouble the batsmen. #AUSvIND

5th over: India 27-0 (Rohit 8, Dhawan 15) Shikhar Dhawan is one of those batsmen who can look so sloppy, and then so good. Does what he wants, or at least tries to. After deflecting four leg byes off his thigh pad, he walks at Behrendorff and slogs, no other word for it. Unless you’re Jason Gillespie, who describes it as “he mungs it into the leg side for two” on ABC radio. Ugly shot. Then Behrendorff bowls full and wide, and Dhawan drops to one knee with consummate style and flays it through cover for four. You miss one hundred percent of the outrageous slogs you don’t play.

4th over: India 15-0 (Rohit 8, Dhawan 7) Jhye Richardson picked up Virat Kohli’s wicket in Sydney with a catch straight to square leg. Nearly gets Dhawan the same way. Flicks it away just past the man in the circle for four.

3rd over: India 10-0 (Rohit 8, Dhawan 2) Richardson, having just bowled his over, does a better job in the field. A big sprint and dive at third man saves a boundary from Dhawan’s slashing shot, and in the end the batsmen only get one. Rohit sees out the rest of Behrendorff’s over.

2nd over: India 9-0 (Rohit 8, Dhawan 1) Jhye Richardson, another West Australian, will open from the River End. Shorter than your usual Australian fast bowler, he told us the other night he likes to see himself as “Not better or worse, just different.” It’s a good way to look at the world. He’s got an easy casual lope to the crease, then whangs down the ball at usually over 140 kilometres per hour. Took 4-26 the other night.

Doesn’t start so well tonight. Dhawan is quickly off strike, then Rohit clunks a pull shot for four as Richardson drops short, then another short ball is guided for four behind point.

1st over: India 0-0 (Rohit 0, Dhawan 0) It’s Big German Disco time. Jason Behrendorff takes the ball, left-arm brisk from the Cathedral End, with the hill and the trees and the old scoreboard behind him. And let me tell you, he is right in the money from the get-go. Left-arm over, swinging the ball into the pads of Rohit, and nailing that line so consistently that Rohit just blocks the over out. The batsman knows that his team has the firepower to chase 299 on a very nice batting track, as long as those early wickets don’t tumble again.

Thanks Adam. Let’s see if India can live up to their chasing credentials this time, after botching the start in Sydney the other night.

50th over: Australia 298-9 (Lyon 12, Behrendorff 1) Clever from Lyon, getting across his stumps to lift Bhuvi over short-fine for four! He goes BIIIIIG from the final ball of the innings popping the Indian trump a long way back into the eastern stand! What a fantastic way to finish, the veteran keeping his head, taking responsibility and sticking the landing. He walks off unbeaten with 12 from five.

All told, a fine total from the hosts after such a poor start. When Shaun Marsh walked in as Carey departed, the score was 26-2 in the 8th, and there he was until almost the very end, making a flawless 131 from 123 in the extreme heat.

Make that 4/3! Siddle didn’t make adequate contact to the wider Bhuvi offering, slicing into the deep, Kohli making plenty of ground before completing the catch.

Australia have lost 3/3, Richardson taken at deep point by Dhawan from Shami’s change of pace. Fantastic bowling from India at the death, the penultimate over going for just two.

49th over: Australia 284-7 (Richardson 1, Lyon 0) “I don’t understand,” says Ben Jones, setting up for something positively droll. “Australia laid such a great platform, Maxwell played well, and they still aren’t going to make 300? Almost like the strategy ain’t working.”

Two in three balls! Another slower one, the knuckle ball this time. This is almost identical to Maxwell’s downfall, Marsh unable to lift Bhuvi over long-off.

48th over: Australia 284-7 (Richardson 1, Lyon 0)
That’s a clutch bit of cricket from Bhuvi, picking up both set men just as they were about to push the hosts well beyond 300.

The slower one got him, Maxwell trying to flat-bat him over the long-off rope but not quite making the journey, taken safely by the sweeper Karthik.

47th over: Australia 281-5 (Marsh 130, Maxwell 47) Rohit nearly pulls down a brilliant, Peter Taylor-esque catch! He went up with one hand on the extra cover circle and dragged it out of the sky but it didn’t stick in there after he landed. Maxwell uses the life, clipping Siraj’s full toss into almost non-existent midwicket gap for four. Fantastic batting from these two. Siraj, on debut, finishes with 0/76. He’ll be back, on far easier afternoons than this.

Maxwell and Marsh have added 75, of which 3 runs have been scored to long on and long off. Maxwell rarely hits over mid-off, poor field placements. #AUSvIND

46th over: Australia 272-5 (Marsh 129, Maxwell 39) Bhuvi is back and is harder for Maxwell to get away, unable to find the rope despite his best efforts. The Indian number one knows the deal to Maxwell, sending down all his variations. That doesn’t work for Marsh though, the left-hander walloping another six! That might the biggest, nearly into the viewing room for the players in the Bradman Stand. They run hard for a couple down the ground to finish, making 12 from it.

45th over: Australia 260-5 (Marsh 121, Maxwell 36) It is the control with Maxwell not the power, pinpointing precisely where he wants the Shami full toss to go over cover and nailing it. He’s unlucky not to beat short-fine but it gives the strike back to Marsh, who takes full advantage with a stand-and-deliver nearly landing in the second deck of the Football Stand! That’s his second big one in the last ten minutes or so, struck as clean as Geoff Lemon’s dinner plate. 300?

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44th over: Australia 247-5 (Marsh 114, Maxwell 30) 13 all up from the eventful Siraj over, Maxwell hammering a pulled boundary before his reprieve then, rather brilliantly, slicing a wide yorker over point with one hand on the bat afterwards. With complete control, too. Forearms like Ricky Ponting.

NOT OUT! Missing! Down the legside!

IS MAXWELL LBW? He almost certainly is, but he has to send it upstairs at this stage of the innings. Stand by.

43rd over: Australia 234-5 (Marsh 110, Maxwell 22) “The speed!” says Harsha Bhogle on TV, as Maxwell picks up Kuldeep and pops him into the Bradman Stand “the speed of his hands!” Marsh follows suit later in the over for a second six for the over, using his feet before lofting the wrist spinner over the extra cover rope. Wonderful batting from a man who must be absolutely spent. It makes 16 from the over, by far the biggest of the innings for the Australians. With seven overs to go, they take their third drinks break, an extra one popped in due to the weather.

“You can tell it must be a tad warm when a batsman celebrates a fine century in such subdued fashion as Shaun Marsh,” notes Brian Withington. “Product idea: are they allowed to insert a small fan into the helmet peak, and/or run some sort of battery assisted coolant?” Do it, mate. Make your millions.

42nd over: Australia 218-5 (Marsh 102, Maxwell 14) Big over this for Siraj and he’s done it superbly, landing his yorker three times and, in turn, kept the pair to just the three singles.

41st over: Australia 214-5 (Marsh 100, Maxwell 12) Kuldeep Yadav returns with two overs still to bowl and both batsmen get into him, Maxwell pulling three then Marsh cutting four into the gap, moving him to one short of 100. He gets the century with a push to extra cover, 108 balls required to collect his seventh ODI ton; four in his most recent eight innings in the 50-over canary yellow.

40th over: Australia 205-5 (Marsh 95, Maxwell 8) Super bowling from Jadeja, pinning Marsh to the crease with four accurate darts. A single down the ground gets him off strike, Maxwell keeping the strike with one to point.

39th over: Australia 203-5 (Marsh 94, Maxwell 7) Maxwell top edge, over the ‘keeper and four! They are definitely going after him with the short stuff. He gives the strike back to Marsh with a single to point, who returns the favour to square leg. Shami nails his yorker to finish, Maxwell down to it just in time. Nice contest.

“By the way,” adds Brian Withington, “recent scoring rates in this series make me wonder whether this Australian team is some sort of 70s tribute act, bit like the Australian Pink Floyd outfit? Wish You Were Here, anyone?”

38th over: Australia 195-5 (Marsh 92, Maxwell 1) Marsh is into the 90s with a powerful lofted stroke over midwicket off Jadeja, into the gap and the boundary boards. Earlier in the over, Maxwell was off the mark with one through point.

“Just woken and quickly reviewed OBO to be plagued by your ‘useless fact’ (18th over) about Greg Matthews’s lowest standard deviation. Who has the highest?” asks Brian Withington. “What should a captain/selectors prefer - steady grouping around the 40s or the occasional (match-winning) exceptional high score amongst a collection of ducks? What about reverse correlation with the team’s overall batting performance? (I have sometimes reflected that average boosting hundreds in a big team score might be over-valued.) We are not even scratching the surface here - there are no useless cricket facts.”

37th over: Australia 189-5 (Marsh 87, Maxwell 0) Two accurate bumpers from Shami to Maxwell, the Victorian electing to get out of the way both times.

WICKET: Stoinis goes for 29.

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Stoinis gets a tiny little bottom edge trying to pull, just making it through to the gloves of Dhoni. That’ll sting even more given he had just smashed boundaries from the previous two Shami deliveries.

36th over: Australia 180-4 (Marsh 86, Stoinis 21) Shot, Shaun! Jadeja is back and Marsh is ever so confident, steering the spinner to the boundary with a lovely little cut. Four singles down the ground and to midwicket makes eight from the set.

35th over: Australia 172-4 (Marsh 80, Stoinis 19) Oooh, close for Bhuvi there, winning Marsh’s inside edge, the ball just missing his leg stump on the deflection. Stonis keeps the strike to finish with a quick single to point. Australia’s run rate is now 4.91, having never cracked five at any stage in the innings.

34th over: Australia 167-4 (Marsh 77, Stoinis 17) The pitch is giving a bit to the spinners so Marsh responds by jumping down the track, smashing Kuldeep back over his head for four. That the shot of the day so far, Marsh well on his way to a ton. He tries to replicate the stroke to finish, albeit along the ground for two. Earlier on, Stonis was looking to go as well, creaming a drive out to the sweeper at cover. I asked Alex Carey if they waited too long to pull the trigger in Sydney. With six wickets in hand, Marsh surely exhausted in this heat and Maxwell still to come, I wonder how long before they try and really give it big.

Kuldeep is not 100%. He clutched at his hamstring after his first spell. It is clearly bothering him and he isn't not quite finishing his action #AUSvIND

33rd over: Australia 158-4 (Marsh 71, Stoinis 14) Bhuvi has half of his overs to come, which is good news for Kohli. I’m surprised that he hasn’t let Siraj get through another after a half-decent couple. Sure enough, he’s right back onto his full length at the stumps, only four singles taken when enough room can be made.

32nd over: Australia 154-4 (Marsh 69, Stoinis 12) Kuldeep is back: a nice, aggressive move while Stonis is still finding his groove. Neither batsmen take the bait though, scoring off each delivery but all in ones and twos; Stonis’ glance to finish especially deft. There’s a lot to like about him, not least his new haircut.

This weather's crazy. 39 at 11am. 33 at 12.30pm. Now up to 41. The sea breeze was an impostor apparently. #AusvInd

31st over: Australia 147-4 (Marsh 66, Stoinis 8) Six off Siraj’s over, punctuated by another ropey half-tracker, which enables Stoinis to register his boundary of the day. But on balance, Kohli would probably take six an over from Siraj with three overs left to come from his least effective bowler so far today.

30th over: Australia 141-4 (Marsh 65, Stoinis 3) Jadeja pushes through an over of darts, five coming from it to the sweepers. Marsh was battling against the spin of Kuldeep early but he’s been in completely control against the left-arm ortho.

29th over: Australia 136-4 (Marsh 62, Stoinis 1) So much better from Siraj. Good captaincy from Kohli to give him a go immediately after a wicket, the man on debut nearly making it two in a hurry when he beat the bat of Stonis with a beauty. Just two from it, which will do him the world of good with four overs still for him to send down. Between overs, they run a cold towel out for Marsh, who is battling in the stinging heat. He should go for the Dean Jones ice necklace, which is also a topic of conversation on Fox Cricket. Never was I more gutted when he was bowled for 98 at the Gabba wearing one in 1994. If I had my way, he would still be batting number three for this Australian ODI side.

28th over: Australia 134-4 (Marsh 61, Stoinis 0) Wicket maiden! Stonis tries to sweep the final Jadeja delivery, but unlike Handscomb, his foot was back in his ground when Dhoni took the bails.

DHONI! He may be 37 years old but his gloves remain the smartest in the business! Handscomb got down for the sweep and missed, the legendary wicketkeeper waiting until the back foot was dragged to complete the stumping. Brilliant.

27th over: Australia 134-3 (Marsh 61, Handscomb 20) Siraj is having a shocker on debut, four of his five overs going for more than once boundary. Back from the northern end, Handscomb tucked a short ball off the hip for four before Marsh did much the same from the final ball, helping another on its way.

26th over: Australia 125-3 (Marsh 57, Handscomb 15) Another five runs milked to the sweepers, which will probably suit both sides at this stage of the innings.

Rayudu can bowl in this fixture and the next the TV commentary says - he won’t be tested until after the series. I wonder whether they still get sent down to the University of Western Australia for that? For a time in 1990s/2000s, testing for chucking was what that fine institution was surely best known for.

25th over: Australia 120-3 (Marsh 54, Handscomb 13) Shami was on the money to Marsh, keeping him down the business end for four dots, but when he slipped onto the West Austalians pads he did not miss out.

24th over: Australia 116-3 (Marsh 50, Handscomb 13) From 62 deliveries, he brings up the milestone with one down the ground the ball after smashing Jadeja’s shorter offering away for four. Seven off it, Australia nearly up at five an over now.

The Cricket Ground DJ plays Just Like Heaven between overs, living out my dream life they are. I came pretty close to getting my debut at The Oval a couple of seasons ago for a Surrey T20 Blast game, submitting a playlist and everything. This year will be mine on the 1s and 2s at a cricket ground somewhere.

23rd over: Australia 109-3 (Marsh 44, Handscomb 12) Shami is back, this time from the northern or Cathedral End. They’re in decent shape these two, Marsh driving down the ground, Handscomb pulling a couple then steering another. The quick nearly slips the final ball through, Marsh just getting his bat down in time.

The Khawaja run out, in case you missed it.

WICKET: Khawaja goes for 21.

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22nd over: Australia 104-3 (Marsh 42, Handscomb 9) Jadeja drops short to Marsh first up, the left-hander leaping back and smashing him through the gap at midwicket for four. Back to back boundaries for Australia, the 100 raised with the shot too. Three singles to the boundary riders down the ground makes seven from the over, this partnership already 22 from 21 balls.

21st over: Australia 97-3 (Marsh 36, Handscomb 8) Handscomb has started really well here, latching onto a misdirected wrong’un and creaming it past point to finish a productive over worth nine between the pair.

“Marsh ran his partner out,” says Peter Brook, right to the point. “How do those brothers get selected after a decade of failure?”

20th over: Australia 88-3 (Marsh 32, Handscomb 3) Shaun Marsh reaches his 30 KPI, so the coaching staff will be happy with that. “Locking up his spot for 2027,” sniffs Geoff Lemon next to me. Jadeja prompts a false stroke from Marsh, who nearly edges a cut to backward point, before pushing with one down the ground. Earlier, Handscomb picked up his first runs, driving twice to long-off.

Jadeja! What a fielder! Racing around from backward point, he collects and throws in one movement while going at full speed, nailing the stumps at the non-strikers’ end. They go upstairs but there is little doubt about Khawaja’s fate. He has one of the most accurate throws in world cricket, if not the very best come to think of it.

19th over: Australia 83-3 (Marsh 30, Handscomb 0)

18th over: Australia 81-2 (Khawaja 21, Marsh 28) Jadeja is on for his first turn today, zipping through his oiver in his usual way, giving up three singles.

“Is Glenn Maxwell the new Greg Matthews?” asks Patrick O’Keefe. “Both perceived as mavericks, as not quite fitting within the short-back-and-sides approach of the national team. Both denied opportunities when it would seem their form and talent warranted a little more support.”

17th over: Australia 77-2 (Khawaja 21, Marsh 25) The 50 partnership between this pair comes with a Marsh cut of Kuldeep close to the body but is directed well enough for a couple. As Harsha Bhogle notes, the vast majority of those runs are off the bowling off Siraj. Half a chance to finish, Khawaja cutting from deep in the crease, the ball hitting Dhoni on the end of his gloves rather than the webbing.

16th over: Australia 74-2 (Khawaja 21, Marsh 22) Isa Guha makes a good point on Fox Cricket that Rayudu is unlikely to bowl today with his action reported on Saturday, so Siraj will need to find a way to get through his full set of ten. He’s into his fourth now, spraying a wide early on. It doesn’t get any better, a short ball well outside the off-stump jumped on by Marsh, finding the gap at deep point with a cut shot that bounces once before crossing the rope. Another half-tracker follows later in the over, Khawaja raising his front leg before pulling hard into the gap at square leg for four more. That makes 13 runs from the over, Siraj giving up 34 across his four so far. He alone has let Australia off the hook.

The two wickets so far, Finch then Carey.

WICKET: Finch goes for 6.


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15th over: Australia 61-2 (Khawaja 15, Marsh 16) Better from Marsh here against Kuldeep, coming down and making solid contact to the midwicket boundary rider. Three further singles follow with Khawaja using the depth of the crease to play the turn late through extra cover. Drinks are on the field.

14th over: Australia 57-2 (Khawaja 13, Marsh 14) That’s the way, Marsh taking full advantage of a short ball that holds up, slamming it to the midwicket rope. To finish, Khawaja helps four more behind square leg off his hip, another delivery that doesn’t get up. “Siraj really has to address his length,” Kerry O’Keefe says at the end of the over. This is not the track for banging it in half way down.

13th over: Australia 46-2 (Khawaja 8, Marsh 9) Kuldeep gets his wrong’un out early here, Khawaja handling it well and pushing to long-on for one. Marsh looks far more exposed, done by a hard-spun leg break, only just getting his foot back before Dhoni takes the bails.

Usman Khawaja has batted in the middle overs (11-40) of ODIs on 10 occasions.

Only twice has he managed to do so whilst scoring at quicker than a run a ball; once was against Ireland in September 2016, and once was when he made 6 (5) against New Zealand in Hamilton.#AUSvIND

12th over: Australia 42-2 (Khawaja 6, Marsh 7) Siraj has a much better time of it with this his second over, bending his back at Marsh who after defending half the over takes one to midwicket. Khawaja is also in defence. This is when Australia got bogged down on Australia, it is worth remembering.

11th over: Australia 41-2 (Khawaja 6, Marsh 6) Kuldeep was superb on Saturday through this period and he’s straight on the moment the fielding restrictions are relaxed. Marsh faces the entirety of this over, finding the sweeper twice at deep cover, for two then one. Kerry O’Keefe on Fox loves the loopy speed that the left-arm wrist spinner bowls at, all of his deliveries south of 80kph.

10th over: Australia 38-2 (Khawaja 6, Marsh 3) Siraj to bowl the final over with the field in, the right arm quick on debut. It’s not a first over he’ll recall fondly, allowing the locals to get off the hook somewhat, Khawaja clipping two then four with a legside wide in between, the boundary reinforcing how fast this outfield is. Marsh is also off the mark from the final ball of the over, pushing three through midwicket. And out goes the field.

9th over: Australia 27-2 (Khawaja 1, Marsh 0) With India’s bowlers moving the ball around so much, Khawaja and Marsh will have to get themselves in before rebuilding the scoreboard. The former would have been off the mark early in the over if not for a diving stop from Kohli in the gully but he does get that first run to mid-on later in the set, Marsh then carefully dealing with the last couple.

Bit of a yarn here, via Daniel Dekok on the email. “Afternoon Adam.” And to you. “I know the upcoming Sri Lanka series feels like an afterthought, especially during a high summer one day series, but I saw the following tweet this morning and it was a little bit surprised. It’s a risky ploy by Seven betting on the First Test Aus v Sri Lanka to finish in four and a half days or less. I’m not used to seeing something scheduled when a test should be playing? Also haven’t seen much other conversation about it.”

8th over: Australia 26-2 (Khawaja 0, Marsh 0) Whoosh, a fast bumper from Shami to Marsh first up, just missing his helmet. Australia have lost 2/6 in five balls with two men in the middle who are yet to score. Going well, then.

Before Aaron Finch made his Test debut, he averaged 16.30 against balls that would have hit his stumps, striking at 97.80.

Since making his Test debut, he's averaging 2.5 and striking at 33. #AUSvIND

That’s no good at all, Carey walking before he was caught after top edging a delivery from a pull that he was trying to get out of at the last minute, Dhawan doing the rest at midwicket. This is grim for the home side.

A carbon copy of his Test dismissal at the same ground last month! Finch tried to hit Bhuvi into the River Torrens but instead Bhuvi made a mess of his stumps via a small inside edge. Having all-but blown the power play, Australia are in strife.

7th over: Australia 20-1 (Carey 12)

6th over: Australia 18-0 (Carey 11, Finch 5) Fantastic stop in the covers by Karthik, diving to his left and saving three runs. “Carey would have thought that was four off the bat,” says Mike Hussey, the pressure building again through the Shami over. Finch punches hard off the back foot to finish but it doesn’t quite make it to the rope, retaining the strike with three instead. “That’s the first shot of authority from Finch,” notes Hussey again.

Glenn Maxwell batting at 7 in an ODI is cultural vandalism #AUSvIND

5th over: Australia 14-0 (Carey 10, Finch 2) A tad more control from the Australian pair in this over, Carey pushing Bhuvi to square leg, Finch tucking him behind umpire, the South Aussie then doing the same. Now they have their eye in, time for one of these two to take advantage while the field is up.

4th over: Australia 11-0 (Carey 8, Finch 1) Shami nearly slips past Finch’s inside edge again to begin the over, Mike Hussey on Fox noting that his bat is coming down on a slight angle rather than with the line of the delivery. But he’s off the mark from the next ball, with a compact push to mid-off. I doubt there are many white-ball games that the opener has played for Australia where he hasn’t been off the mark this deep into an innings. Carey cops the best ball of the day so far, Shami forcing him to play with a ball that shaped away beautifully after pitching. He also scores to mid-off before Finch defends the rest.

3rd over: Australia 9-0 (Carey 7, Finch 0) Bhuvi misses down the legside to begin at Carey before beating him with a ball that’s well outside of the off-stump; the second swing and miss we’ve seen to deliveries out there so far. The local lad is happy enough leaving then defending the rest, both sides getting a feel for each other early in this contest.

Early signs are the strip's FLAT. Oz will be looking to post 300-plus. #AUSvsIND

2nd over: Australia 8-0 (Carey 7, Finch 0) Shami is starting off from the southern, city or river end, depending on your preference. Second up he drifts into Carey’s pads who flicks in front of square for the first boundary of the day, the ball screaming across the outfield and into the boundary just in front of the Bradman Stand. Nice shot. A single to third man gives the strike to Finch, who is beaten on the inside edge then outside of the blade, taking a swing at a wide delivery but without a lot of footwork. Michael Vaughan on the telly observes that the Victorian’s weight transfer doesn’t look quite right to him early in this innings.

1st over: Australia 3-0 (Carey 2, Finch 0) Carey is away first ball, glancing a misdirected delivery down to fine leg for one.Another on the pads gets Finch off strike, albeit via a leg bye. Bhuvi then finds his channel, Carey defending then inside edging to finish, not far away from deflecting back onto his woodwork.

An omenof sorts as the players walk out to the middle. Finch and Carey are on their way for the home side, followed by Kohli’s XI. Bhuvi has the ball, starting off from the Cathedral End, bowling with some strong wind assistance. PLAY!

The last time that Australia won consecutive ODIs was in January 2017, when they beat Pakistan - first at Sydney, then at Adelaide. #AUSvIND

If you want to know why I’m hugely into Siraj, this video gives a flavour of what you can expect. He has the most energetic run up and and a lovely delivery stride. He’s rapid and doesn’t bother hiding his emotions for even a moment.

A slightly daunting factoid from Andrew Donnison. “The last time Australia won an ODI series,” he reveals, “90% of the runs were scored by Warner, Head, Smith, Wade and Maxwell.”

Cripes. That was the series where Australia made 360 here against Pakistan on the 26 January fixture, with, from memory, Travis Head tallying his maiden international ton.

Australia: Aaron Finch (c), Alex Carey (wk), Usman Khawaja, Shaun Marsh, Peter Handscomb, Marcus Stoinis, Glenn Maxwell, Nathan Lyon, Peter Siddle, Jhye Richardson, Jason Behrendorff

India: Rohit Sharma, Shikhar Dhawan, Virat Kohli (c), Ambati Rayudu, MS Dhoni (wk), Dinesh Karthik, Ravindra Jadeja, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Kuldeep Yadav, Mohammed Siraj, Mohammed Shami

Great news for home fans. The XIs as named are coming in just a moment.

The pitch. Looks like it’ll be worth a million runs. But it is worth noting that the average first innings score at Adelaide over the last ten ODIs has been 243. And Australia won here against South Africa in November defending 231.

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Could it be? Could Australia win their first ODI series for two years? In straight sets, no less? That is the opportunity for the hosts today on a scorching day in the city of churches. Coming as it would at the start of a World Cup year, a triumph over a team as strong as India would do an enormous amount for the confidence of a group that has copped a battering in all forms of the game since the suspensions of you-know-who in 2018.

I can report that it is an absolutely filthy day here, the expected top temperature of 41 surely not far away, with an equally brutal northerly gale howling down from the Cathedral End. In turn, so much of what happens will be dictated by the side that gets the luxury of batting first. For fast bowlers, it will be especially rugged.

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The same scoreline as the Tests, in the end, as India make this an unbeaten tour across all three formats. This final match more than the previous two exposed the limitations of this Australian team, and while the bowlers battled hard, India’s batsmen always looked in control. The match only went as long as it did because that’s how MS Dhoni likes to play, but it could have been over much earlier if he’d had half a mind.

Dhoni now averages 103.07 in winning run chases. Not out 46 times out of 73 in which he’s batted. He’s literally been there at the end two thirds of the time. He’s more reliable than most of our parents. Another 87 not out tonight, and could have gunned for a hundred if he’d wanted to attack more earlier, but it’s not his way.

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49.2 overs: India 234-3 (Dhoni 87, Jadhav 61) The field is up, and stops the first shot, but next time Jadhav slots Stoinis over mid-on for four.

49th over: India 230-3 (Dhoni 87, Jadhav 57) Four in the ring on the off side for Siddle. Four on the fence on the leg side. I don’t know about this. Is the field set for the yorker? Maybe, and Siddle does hit one of them, but he misses a couple too. Jadhav belts one that pitches too short over cover for four, then backs well away so he can jam a low full toss in the same direction for three. Dhoni slams the second-last balldown the ground for four. That’s all but it, scores are level. And Dhoni has done what he loves: taken the match into the final over.

48th over: India 217-3 (Dhoni 82, Jadhav 50) The drop from Finch costs Stoinis two runs from his first ball. A full toss down the leg side costs him four. Dross, and bossed, Dhoni flicking four. Last ball of the over is a fully as well, this one wide of off, and Jadhav carves it behind point for the same result.

The over is worth 13, and India need 14 from the last two. Easy.

We’re seeing lots of frames. Dhoni pulls Richardson, hard, but straight at mid-off. Finch lets the catch burst through his fingers, and injures himself into the bargain. It was travelling at a rapid rate. He at least stopped it going for four, then the return nearly catches Jadhav at the non-striker’s end. Stoinis collects the ball and knocks the stumps with his forearm, legitimately, but after a million replays the third umpire determines that Jadhav was in by a fraction when the stumps lit up.

If we’d had the 1000fps camera on that call, it might have been different, but on one frame he was out of his ground with the stumps intact, and on the other he was in with them broken.

47th over: India 204-3 (Dhoni 74, Jadhav 46) Richardson the bowler Jadhav squats, digs a hole, squeezes one out. No, he’s not having a moment to himself in the forest, he’s defusing a yorker at ground level after initially shaping to sweep. Gets a run, the start of a picket fence sequence as they take one from each ball of the over. Jadhav nearly holes out off the fifth, sweeping again, but Maxwell sprinting in from deep midwicket sees the ball dip and drop short.

Crowd number is 53,603. Good for an ODI these days.

46th over: India 198-3 (Dhoni 71, Jadhav 43) Siddle returns, and it does not work out. Two wides down leg, either side of a ball that Jadhav slams down the ground for four. Airborne and just to the left of mid-off, but there’s no catch. Two more from a yorker squeezed out behind square leg, and Jadhav hits Siddle from behind as the batsman runs back for the second. A couple of singles follow.

The over costs 11. A target of 44 off 30 has become 33 off 24.

45th over: India 187-3 (Dhoni 70, Jadhav 35) Single, single, then Dhoni blocks Stoinis. He’s faced 100 balls now – how many have been dots? Not the 101st, as Dhoni pulls it very fine, and Stanlake’s dive can only richochet it into a different part of the rope.

That was almost another three. CricViz analysts have confirmed my suspicion from earlier: this match has had the most threes of any ODI at the MCG since 1999.

44th over: India 179-3 (Dhoni 64, Jadhav 33) Zampa. He’s been tidy. He’s looked decent. He’s conceded 33 runs from nine overs. But he hasn’t been a wicket-taking threat today. One more over until his day is complete, and Dhoni has decided to see him off. Forward defence, forward defence. The crowd jeers, or cheers? I think they’re enjoying the ridiculousness, as Dhoni blocks a third, a fourth, a fifth. Finally he helps a single round the corner.

One run from the 44th over of an ODI. Absurd.

43rd over: India 178-3 (Dhoni 63, Jadhav 33) Good bowling. Stoinis jags one in, takes the edge of Dhoni’s bat and nearly chops on to the stumps. Dhoni takes a couple more balls to compose himself, then chops away to third man for a three.

We’re in the middle of quite the @MCG sunset. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/koStkSJDq6

42nd over: India 173-3 (Dhoni 59, Jadhav 32) Just the two singles from Richardson’s over, five of those balls to Dhoni with the DRS review in the middle.

India need 58 from 48.

Struck on the pad by Richardson... No inside edge but probably too high, after the ball beat the batsman’s defensive stab on the back foot.

And so it proves. Clearing the bails, just. Australia had to, this game has almost slipped away entirely.

41st over: India 171-3 (Dhoni 58, Jadhav 31) Six from the Zampa over in risk-free style. This more positive MSD is great to watch. Finds a brace with some good running, along with four singles. There’s a brilliant sunset breaking out over the MCG as well.

40th over: India 165-3 (Dhoni 54, Jadhav 29) Stanlake may be tiring, as Jadhav milks him effectively. A couple here, a couple there. India need 66 off 60.

Amod Paranjape emails in. “Threat of spin. Is the Australian World cup opener against Afghanistan going to result in a huge upset?”

39th over: India 159-3 (Dhoni 53, Jadhav 24) The runs are back to flowing as Stoinis takes the ball. A wide, a top edge from Dhoni for a couple, then Jadhav slots a full ball straight down the ground for four. Mid-on was up so the batsman went over him. Nine from the over. It was always likely to prove the case but Australia just didn’t get enough...

38th over: India 150-3 (Dhoni 50, Jadhav 19) Better over from Stanlake, pinning Jadhav down for a while and conceding three singles. But the last of those takes MSD to a half-century.

Wrap your head around this: he has seventy ODI fifties. That’s ridiculous. Though now somebody will probably start potting him for conversion rates.

37th over: India 147-3 (Dhoni 48, Jadhav 18) Three singles from Stoinis, then the last ball of the over sees Jadhav have a wild mow. It takes a top edge over Carey for four.

36th over: India 140-3 (Dhoni 46, Jadhav 13) Not quite the over of control Australia wanted from Stanlake. Another wide, and Dhoni gets him away through cover for another three. India firming with each over that goes by.

35th over: India 133-3 (Dhoni 42, Jadhav 11) Look out, Dhoni has the lid off against Zampa. He’ll remove his headwear at the drop of a hat. And when hats drop in this town, he means business. He takes his hat off like any other man: but when his hat is off, he wins run chases.

Is MS Dhoni the best at calculating a slow and steady run chase?

34th over: India 129-3 (Dhoni 39, Jadhav 10) Stanlake to Jadhav, a couple of dots to start. We have 100 balls left in the innings now, and 108 runs required. So Australia have narrowed then inverted that gap, and can definitely still bring pressure to bear. Another wicket, a few more quiet overs, either would make things difficult. Jadav blocks out a yorker for a run. Dhoni shuffles and pulls one more. Stands at the non-striker’s end wrapping and re-wrapping the velcro on his gloves, then watches Jadhav lean back and crack a cut shot for four.

102 needed from 96.

33rd over: India 123-3 (Dhoni 38, Jadhav 5) Zampa nearly slides through onto Jadhav’s stumps, but the batsman gets down just in time. Then he drops to one knee to slog two runs wide of long-on.

32nd over: India 120-3 (Dhoni 38, Jadhav 2) Four balls for Jadhav to get away from Richardson, pulling a short ball for a single. Another short ball is called wide, and another. Just the one run from the bat in that eight-ball over though.

Abhijato Sensarma emails in.

31st over: India 117-3 (Dhoni 38, Jadhav 1) Stanlake is immediately back to try to rough up the new batsman Kedar Jadhav. He does alright though, blocking a couple and getting off strike.

30th over: India 113-3 (Dhoni 35)

Finally! Australia land the biggest fish! He’s been wrestling at the end of the line all night but now he’s on the deck. Richardson got him in Sydney. Now Richardson bowls wide outside off, just back of a length. Kohli steps into it and drives, but again the bounce is too much, taking the edge high on the blade and Carey moves across. Richardson is pumped up, he’s found an edge over the best on the planet.

29th over: India 109-2 (Kohli 43, Dhoni 34) Streaky from Dhoni! He charges Siddle and aims to spank one over cover. Instead he gets a top edge over the keeper. Dhoni whips around to see where it’s gone, but gets to see it elude Carey’s glove by a couple of feet. Undeterred, Dhoni charges again, and this time Siddle cuts the ball back through him between bat and body and it’s a dot ball.

Was that an inside edge? Maxwell appealed from point. Siddle asked politely. Carey shrugged and said no. But Hot Spot picks up the faintest gleam of a nick as the ball passes blade. Goodness me. They could have overturned that. Are we up to five chances given to Kohli and Dhoni tonight?

India haven’t enjoyed as much luck in the last two years as in the past two hours!

28th over: India 104-2 (Kohli 42, Dhoni 30) Jhye Richardson returns, and he’s on the mark immediately. Nice tight line around the off stump, red-ball bowling. Dhoni does some red-ball batting, blocking out a maiden. Time on their side, he’s happy to wait.

27th over: India 104-2 (Kohli 42, Dhoni 30) Desperation running from Dhoni, and this time I think he’s gauged one right. Walks at Siddle, stabs the ball straight down to mid-on, but correctly gauges that he’s far enough down the wicket already that he’ll make it, and that Kohli without that start will be running to the safe end. They make it, Shaun Marsh flat on his face after underarming at the stumps from close range. Dhoni adds three through midwicket later in the over.

Run-outs aside, I’ve been on Kohli Average Watch. And with a single to move to 42, his ODI average goes back to 60.

26th over: India 98-2 (Kohli 40, Dhoni 26) Dhoni still unsure against Zampa. Three balls for a single this time, while Kohli faces the other three balls in the over to score 2, 1, 1.

25th over: India 93-2 (Kohli 36, Dhoni 25) It’s pretty muchan India homegame at the MCG tonight. The bottom bays everywhere bar the Members are decked out in blue with tri-colour flags waving. They simmer as Dhoni flicks Siddle for two, then heave as Dhoni pulls him for four. The former skipper has a better balance in working runs so far tonight, as opposed to Sydney in Game 1 where he soaked up something like 60 dot balls out of 90 faced.

We’re at the halfway mark. 150 balls left, and only 123 runs needed. India’s game to lose, but Australia can still get into it.

24th over: India 85-2 (Kohli 35, Dhoni 18) Zampa keeping the brakes on against Dhoni: four balls for one single. Kohli tries to beat cover but Maxwell goes flying across to slap down the ball, wanting to make up for that earlier lapse in the field.

23rd over: India 83-2 (Kohli 34, Dhoni 17) So many jitters out on that field. Dhoni tries to calm them by walking at Stoinis and swatting him back past mid-on for four. A straight-bat swat, a back-foot drive while leaning back for power to a length ball.

22nd over: India 78-2 (Kohli 33, Dhoni 13) And they’ve nearly done it again, India. Nearly cocked it up between the wickets. Kohli jams out to backward point and is watching the ball, so he doesn’t see Dhoni come three quarters of the way down the pitch. Kohli goes back before Dhoni can come through, so Dhoni turns back as well. A throw to the bowler would have him cold, but Khawaj goes to the keeper first, who relays to Zampa, who fumbles the half-volley but flicks it back to the stumps expertly. Even with a clean take, Dhoni would have been just back in his ground.

21st over: India 76-2 (Kohli 32, Dhoni 12) Down to mid-off from Dhoni, and Australia miss a run-out! Oh, come off it. Virat Kohli, the hardest batsman in the world to dismiss in this format, almost gave his wicket away. Offered it up. Dhoni clunked straight to the field and took a couple of steps. I don’t know if Kohli was just responding to that cue, but he started down the wicket as well, then had to turn back. He was so far out of his ground that he gave up and just watched the throw from mid-off. But Richardson scuffed it into the dirt and wide of the stumps on the bounce. Had more time than he realised.

So Australia have given up two chances to dismiss Kohli and one for Dhoni so far. Defending 230. No bueno.

20th over: India 73-2 (Kohli 32, Dhoni 9) There’s another three. Zampa, short, and Kohli is back in a flash to drop his knees wide and carve his cut shot behind point. Can’t get enough pace across the turf though, so Stanlake is able to put in a fine chase and slide from deep cover point where he’s stationed. Dhoni, from the next five balls, can’t get Zampa away. Blot, blot. Eventually Zampa feels sorry for him and bowls a half-tracker, but Dhoni only pulls it into this thigh pad for a dot ball. So Zampa generously dishes up a big full toss outside off... and Dhoni carves it to the one outfielder on that side of the wicket for a single. A battle of courtesies.

19th over: India 69-2 (Kohli 29, Dhoni 8) You don’t see a lot of threes in ODI cricket these days, but they’re flowing tonight with the field up and the outfield slow. Fine leg, deep midwicket, third man are the only three back for Dhoni against Stoinis. Dhoni gets his three through cover.

18th over: India 65-2 (Kohli 28, Dhoni 5) That looks good from Dhoni, driving Stanlake for three. Gets the strike back, and can-cans across the stumps with a Moulin Rouge kick in order to pull a short ball just past short midwicket for a single.

17th over: India 60-2 (Kohli 27, Dhoni 1) Now what’s this? What’s this? Here comes MS Dhoni batting at No4. Rohit Sharma called for him to come up the order. Dhoni is in the role his teammate suggested. Can he do something with it after finishing off the chase in Adelaide?

First ball, he’s dropped!

Stoinis strikes with his second ball! A nothing push at the ball from Dhawan, spliced it straight back at the bowler who snares it in his follow-through and then hurls the ball way up into the air in celebration. Dhawan has been out there for a while, pottered along at a strike rate of 50, and now has given it up tamely.

16th over: India 57-1 (Dhawan 21, Kohli 27) Now Dhawan tries to take on Billy Stanlake, but miscues the pull for a single. Kohli pulls the next straight down to mid-on, which is unorthodox. Billy pitches up and draws a defensive shot. Kohli then works a couple round the corner.

If anyone was confused by the King of Geelong line, this is what happens from spending too much time with Adam Collins.

15th over: India 54-1 (Dhawan 20, Kohli 25) Zampa calms things down at the other end with an over featuring three singles.

14th over: India 51-1 (Dhawan 18, Kohli 24) You can beat Kohli once. You can beat Kohli twice. But it doesn’t often happen a third time. Stanlake tries for the same short ball that has done the Indian captain, but this time Kohli rattles it through cover for four! Cut shot in front of square, and the field has been slow today but that one flew. A couple of balls later, short on a different line, and Kohli nails the pull for four more! Fast, fierce, and the batsman taking it on. This is top entertainment. Kohli has already overtaken his teammate’s score.

13th over: India 43-1 (Dhawan 18, Kohli 16) Adam Zampa comes on, a little neat blond feller with a lime-green headband to top off his retro uniform. Great areas without a ball bowled. Four singles from his first, as the Indian batsmen ease into his spell as comfortably as a warm bath.

12th over: India 39-1 (Dhawan 16, Kohli 14) Stanlake is going up the gears, hitting 145 after starting at 138. Kohli taps the third ball to mid-off and judges the single alright, even though Aaro Finch throuws down the stumps direct. But looked very keen to escape the strike, the batsman. Dhawan gives it immediately back, and then Kohli is dropped!

Kohli is dropped at first slip!

11th over: India 33-1 (Dhawan 15, Kohli 9) Maxwell on to bowl in the 11th over. Interesting. Leg-spinner Adam Zampa is the only specialist slow bowler in the team. Maxwell is quite animated as Kohli glances to fine leg, where Stanlake was perhaps a bit slow to get around and a bit square to start with. The bowler calls instructions. Then again he has his hand over his mouth as Kohli drives to mid-on, perhaps thinking that wasn’t far way from being chipped up. Dhawan cuts a couple to point and keeps building.

10th over: India 26-1 (Dhawan 12, Kohli 5) This guy can go super fast though. Here comes Big Billy, the King of Geelong. Billy Stanlake has been scorching them down in the nets but hasn’t played in this series yet. Now he’s into the XI while Jason Behrendorff gets a rest with a back twinge. And he tests Kohli out nicely: yorker jammed out, short ball blocked, another shorty that Kohli tries to cut but is done in by the bounce, the ball zipping over his bat. Lovely stuff. Eventually Kohli steers a single away.

9th over: India 25-1 (Dhawan 12, Kohli 4) Richardson is enjoying his day so far, just a dozen runs from his five overs. Two singles from this one. He’s been brisk but not super fast, around the 140 mark.

8th over: India 23-1 (Dhawan 11, Kohli 3) Dhawan is into his stride now, harvesting ones and twos from Siddle with relative ease. Kohli’s first shot isn’t exactly what he intended, spanging the ball away in the air through cover, though it gains him three runs. Tough to time on this pitch, it seems.

In a preview of why he'll go on the Ashes tour to England later this year, Siddle wobbles the seam and moves it away from Rohit, who gets a front edge to slip #AusvInd

7th over: India 16-1 (Dhawan 7, Kohli 0) Whew, listen to the ovation as Kohli comes to the crease. Big crowd in at the MCG and they’re giving it the big ones. He sees out most of Richardson’s over without troubling the scorers.

“Good afternoon Geoff,” writes Mahendra Killedar from somewhere where it’s the afternoon. “230 is vintage stuff. Can I order a hard-fought low scoring humdinger please?”

6th over: India 15-1 (Dhawan 5) Siddle bowls his first bad ball, and Rohit plays the drop-kick again, over square leg with a bit more timing, and despite plugging in the slow outfield this shot trickles and ambles and meanders into the rope at last. But Siddle has the final chuckle, last ball of the over. Some seam movement again, squares him up as Rohit tries to go across the line, and it ends up in the hands of Shaun Marsh at slip.

Siddle and Marsh combine for Australia's first wicket, at a collective age of 69. #AUSvIND

5th over: India 10-0 (Rohit 5, Dhawan 5) The field is up, and twice the batsmen find a gap and get back for three. Rohit drop-kicking one over square leg, Dhawan slashing through point. Neither shot was quite controlled as they try to adjust to this surface.

4th over: India 4-0 (Rohit 2, Dhawan 2) Siddle is looking good today. His kind of conditions. Cloudy, humid, sticky. Probably this pitch is tacky as well, if Melbourne is Melbourne. After cutting the ball in to beat the right-handed Rohit last over, he cuts the other way to beat Dhawan in this over. Past the inside edge and not far past the stumps. Just a Rohit single from the first ball for Siddle.

3rd over: India 3-0 (Rohit 1, Dhawan 2) Richardson errs once in the over, on the leg stump, and Dhawan middles a glance for two. Other than that, he plays each ball to the off-side field. That’s the luxury of chasing a small total, you can take your time to get set. Dhawan likes playing in his adopted home town, made a World Cup century here in 2015 if I recall correctly.

2nd over: India 1-0 (Rohit 1, Dhawan 0) It’s a maiden for Siddle with that review in the middle. Hey diddle diddle.

Siddle gets Finch to go upstairs after hitting the back pad. Good ball, it cut into Rohit and beat his inside edge. DRS says it’s smashing middle stump, but just enough of the ball is above the stump line to qualify for umpire’s call on height. Australia keep the review, India keep the batsman.

1st over: India 1-0 (Rohit 1, Dhawan 0) Jhye Richardson will commence formalities with the ball, from the Great Southern Stand end. He’s on the money, and the Indian opening pair is happy to go quietly through his over.

Hello friends. Australia continue to underwhelm with the bat this summer, which is nothing new. It’s a sticky dull sort of evening, still plenty of daylight, and now the bowlers in gold have to come up with something special.

Fantastic bowling. India deserved to take all ten Australian wickets with all the chances they created from start to end. Only when Kohli raced through 13 overs with his part-timers at the conclusion of the power play did Australia score with ease, albeit almost exclusively in singles. Chahal was held back but when he came on in the 24th over it was the beginning of the end for the hosts as far as a big tally was concerned, both Marsh and Khawaja removed in the leggie’s first over.

When Handscomb was joined by Maxwell they threatened to get on top again but that didn’t last long, the latter top-edging a bouncer that didn’t get up. The Victorian captain top collected a tidy half-century and did the best he could with the lower order (adding 45 with Richardson), but the damage was largely done.

Chahal speaks! “This is an amazing feeling. I have been playing this game after so long and this is my first match in Australia. Obviously, when you contribute for your team with my second five-wicket haul, it is such a great feeling.”

Shami deserved a second wicket to finish it off, his full delivery to Stanlake sneaking through and smashing into his leg stump. Australia fall eight balls short of batting out their overs, leaving India just 231 to win the series.

48th over: Australia 229-9 (Siddle 9, Stanlake 0) What a spell from Yuzvendra Chahal, 10-0-42-6 his final figures. Kohli didn’t bring him into the side until the decider and held him back today while the left handers were building. But he picked up both of those the space of four balls and that was just the start of it, finishing with the best bowling for an Indian at the MCG in an ODI. Lovely work.

CHAHAL HAS SIX! Zampa danced at the spinner, trying to smash him over his head but didn’t get enough of it, Shankar taking the easy chance down at long-on. He has two balls left to make that a very rare ODI 7-for!

47th over: Australia 227-8 (Zampa 8, Siddle 7) Siddle off the mark with a hit-and-run push to Kohli at cover, which would have left him several metres short had the Indian skipper nailed the direct hit. Back on strike due to the overthrow, Siddle gets low and lifts Shami over the slips for four! Clever from the veteran.

Now, no leg-spinner has ever taken more wickets in an ODI in Australia than Yuzvendra Chahal has done today. #AUSvINDhttps://t.co/ymO4ct0y9I

Quite superb wrist spin from Chahal, picking up his fifth with a wonderful toppie that Handscomb missed from deep in the crease, the ball on track for middle stump when it struck his back pad. He went upstairs because he had no choice as the final recognised batsman. Very, very out.

46th over: Australia 219-8 (Zampa 7)

WICKET: Handscomb goes for 58.

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45th over: Australia 216-7 (Handscomb 58, Zampa 4) You can’t ask for more much more than that from the new man Zampa, scoring from each ball he has faced so far, Handscomb adding a couple down the ground and three in the gap to midwicket. Nine off the Bhuvi over. Will Handscomb try and take down Chahal?

44th over: Australia 207-7 (Handscomb 52, Zampa 1) Zampa is off the mark with a single to square leg, keeping the strike. It is not for nothing that the South Australian does have nine professional half-centuries to his name.

That’s four for the leggie! On the leg stump line, Richardson mistimes a clip in the direction of Jadhav at midwicket to completes the diving chance. The end of a productive 45-run union.

43rd over: Australia 205-6 (Handscomb 51, Richardson 16) A balletic error on the rope, Jadeja leaping over the diving sub Rayudu, but they can’t keep the ball off the rope, giving Richardson his first boundary down to fine leg. The West Australian is growing in confidence, striking the final ball sweetly for two more to deep cover. The modern game is such that all of these young quicks can bat a bit.

Peter Handscomb has played just 9.8% false shots, the lowest figure for any Australian batsman today. #AUSvIND

42nd over: Australia 197-6 (Handscomb 50, Richardson 9) Chahal probably won’t bowl out his ten but he is every chance to pick up five, back now for a crack from the Great Southern Stand End. Both batsmen are now hitting the sweepers well enough, Handscomb’s feet and wrists in concert, but boundaries are going to be hard to come by without a fair degree of risk. With a second single down the ground, Handscomb moves to his third ODI 50, getting there in 57 balls. It’s hard to fault the way he has played over the last week, now a big chance to go to the World Cup - even with Smith and Warner back into the mix.

41st over: Australia 193-6 (Handscomb 48, Richardson 7) It says a lot about how good India’s seam attack was during the Test series that Bhuvi could not get a start. He’s so accurate, always moving the ball around off the seam, very hard to get away. It takes Handscomb three attempts to get him down the ground, Richardson playing a nice flick to midwicket, Handscomb keeping the strike with a glide through the vacant cordon. Bhuvi’s current analysis: 7-1-19-2.

40th over: Australia 190-6 (Handscomb 46, Richardson 6) Handscomb takes Shankar on over midwicket and finds the gap, giving him his second boundary. He’s giving himself every chance to put the foot down in this final ten, provided Richardson - who is looking solid - can stuck around for the bulk of them.

39th over: Australia 182-6 (Handscomb 39, Richardson 6) Bhuvi’s back and making very difficult work of it for Handscomb then Richardson, the latter beaten with a beauty that deserves to kiss his outside edge, the off stump or both.

38th over: Australia 181-6 (Handscomb 38, Richardson 6) Shankar, the man on debut, is back with his accurate medium pacers. I miss the days when the ODI game had space for one seamer sending them down at this far more gentle speed. Indeed, Tim Wigmore wrote a nice piece about this. He does the trick here, going for three singles, making 0/15 from his five.

37th over: Australia 178-6 (Handscomb 36, Richardson 5) Shami’s short balls to Maxwell varied in bounce, so he is right to have a pop at Handscomb and Richardson too, both scoring behind the wicket. A nice clip from the Victorian captain follows for two, Richardson finishing with a fine cover drive for two as well.

36th over: Australia 171-6 (Handscomb 32, Richardson 2) Jadeja goes again, now into his ninth on the bounce. Handscomb continues to tick over, albeit with a boundary from the outside edge on this occasion. But he’s hitting the sweepers well and using his feet confidently. Richardson does likewise, getting his first runs.

35th over: Australia 162-6 (Handscomb 25, Richardson 0) Australia’s final four batsmen average single digits in this form of the game. Uh oh.

BHUVI! What a wonderful catch! Shami is back and has successfully won Maxwell’s top edge. He got away with something similar earlier in the over but the second didn’t get up, flying down to fine leg off the edge but with a lot of work to do for the fielder, a task that Bhuvi was up to with an athletic forward dive. Fantastic work from Kohli as well to back in his fast bowler to make the big breakthrough. If they weren’t before, Australia are in real strife now.

WICKET: Maxwell goes for 26.

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34th over: Australia 153-5 (Handscomb 21, Maxwell 22) Maxwell is changing this game of cricket, flogging the full toss that comes early from Chahal then driving him superbly to finish, getting down the pitch and splitting the gap between the sweepers at deep cover. A glorious shot to push back against the man who has had the Australians’ measure from the moment he came to the bowling crease. 11 off it.

“He’s got too much of a gift,” Michael Vaughan says of the flaw of Maxwell batting seven, noting that the rest of the world will be very happy he isn’t higher up.

33rd over: Australia 142-5 (Handscomb 19, Maxwell 13) Maxwell smashes another half tracker, this time coming from Jadeja. Our list of ‘Do Nots’ from earlier? Do Not bowl short to Maxwell if you are a spinner.

In response, Shane Warne says that Maxwell brings, before a ball is bowled, the fear factor. “They know what he is capable of, and I think when you have Khawaja, Marsh and Handscomb together you can bowl to those guys. But Maxwell brings the fear factor. Who would you rather bowl to? The guys who they can contain runs with. That’s why I think they made a mistake batting Maxwell at seven.”

Good work from the Australian top order to conspire to give Glenn Maxwell a proper go. #AUSvIND

32nd over: Australia 135-5 (Handscomb 17, Maxwell 8) Handscomb lucky! He completely miscues Chahal, edging him high up to midwicket but Shankar, running back with the flight, cannot make it in time despite his best efforts. In response, Maxwell smashes a shorter legbreak over midwicket for four.

31st over: Australia 128-5 (Handscomb 15, Maxwell 3)“They have got to bat the next ten overs these two,” says Mark Waugh on TV. “It is simple as that. It is as long a tail as I’ve seen in an Australian team.” True, that. Back to Jadeja to Maxwell, the No7 striking along the ground to cover, Handscomb then going down the ground. They then repeat the same shots for the same result to finish.

“Finally Chahal helping Maxwell,” emails Mahendra Killedar. “He can bat full 20 overs today.” Too right. Geoff and I did a 60-minute aural history of Glenn Maxwell in our Final Word live podcast show last night, so I’m fairly invested in all this.

30th over: Australia 124-5 (Handscomb 13, Maxwell 1) Out walks Maxwell, wearing his baggy gold baseball cap. He’s off the mark second ball to long-on.

WICKET: Stoinis goes for 10.

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He’s done it again! Chahal gets a lot of turn on this leg break, spinning across Stoinis and collecting his edge on the way through to Rohit at slip, completing an excellent one-handed snaffle diving to his right.

29th over: Australia 122-4 (Handscomb 12, Stoinis 10) That’s a good over of consolidation for Australia, five of Jadeja’s deliveries scored off around the ground, worth seven to the hosts.

28th over: Australia 115-4 (Handscomb 9, Stoinis 6) Handscomb once again is rotating the strike from the first ball but Stoinis finds a way to immediately score himself this time, crashing a drive past the bowler for four. Another four dots in a row do follow, though. It is a habit he has to break.

Good work from Chahal. His opening over of the day has improved India's chances of victory (according to WinViz) from 75% to 90%. #AUSvIND

27th over: Australia 110-4 (Handscomb 8, Stoinis 2) Handscomb has started well, jumping at Jadeja’s first ball and stroking it carefully to long-off. But Stoinis can’t do likewise, tied to the crease for the final five balls. His strike rate early in an innings is a talking point on TV, sitting at about 65 on average for his first ten balls.

26th over: Australia 109-4 (Handscomb 7, Stoinis 2) Stonis off the mark with a nicely struck drive down the ground, Handscomb also taking a single in that direction. They finished with one more each off Chahal, to the boundary riders at deep point and square leg. I’m looking forward to seeing how Stoinis goes about this task.

25th over: Australia 105-4 (Handscomb 5, Stoinis 0) Good start from Handscomb against Jadeja, advancing then clipping for two. Later, he was again using his feet before driving a couple down the ground. He has to bat for 15 overs here, given he was picked for this side mainly due to how well he plays spin.

“Re Australia v Afghanistan,” tweets Geoff Foley. “I’d put firm money on Afghanistan if the game was to be at Ciderabad. Although the odds would be so short as maybe to not warrant it.”

Two wickets in four balls, Chahal dismissing both of the left handers! It’s a soft one too, Khawaja trying to turn a topspinner into the leg side, the leading edge ballooning straight back to the bowler instead. “Why didn’t he hit it harder?” Michael Vaughan ponders. “Why didn’t he hit it straighter?”

24th over: Australia 101-4 (Handscomb 1, Stoinis 0) Chahal finishes with an accurate wrong’un to the new man Stoinis. What a fantastic first over: 2/2.

Chahal does it second ball! The legspinner misses down the legside but Marsh was on the advance. Once he missed the ball he was in real strife, Dhoni getting the bails off just before the No4 got his bat back. The decision was sent upstairs but Dhoni knew - he always knows. Watching the replay a couple of times, that’s very good bowling from Chahal to see Marsh coming and direct his delivery wide.

23rd over: Australia 99-2 (Khawaja 34, Marsh 39) Seven off Jadeja’s third, punctuated by a picture-perfect Khawaja reverse sweep through backward point. He’s turning into one of the best reverse sweepers in the country.

22nd over: Australia 92-2 (Khawaja 29, Marsh 38) Kohli backs Jadhav to go again despite his poor previous set, and he is rewarded for it with only four runs taken to the sweepers. He’s bowled six overs; Chahal is yet to get on.

21st over: Australia 88-2 (Khawaja 28, Marsh 35) As is often the case an an ODI with two spinners bowling, I’ve fallen behind a bit here, so let me just relay that eight were taken off Jadeja’s over, all to the sweepers in the smaller money. They’ve started confidently against the experienced tweaker.

20th over: Australia 80-2 (Khawaja 25, Marsh 31) Marsh got the memo, taking Jadhav down for 15 off this over, by far Australia’s best of the innings. It started with a smashed boundary through midwicket off a long hop, three then cut through point before he replicated the first shot off another half-tracker. Runs came from every ball of the set, Khawaja doing his bit too.

Pratik Dubey makes the very reasonable point that Jadhav’s numbers are a lot more impressive than one would expect. “He makes key breakthroughs and doesn’t give away many runs. Makes me wonder if he may be the worst looking successful part time bowler, anyone else you can think of?”

19th over: Australia 65-2 (Khawaja 22, Marsh 19) Shankar’s job is done for now, giving up just 12 runs in four overs. Form his end, Kohli turns to Jadeja to tighten the screws once more. The champion spinner is not quite on the mark to begin though, spraying a couple down the legside to Marsh after Khawaja turned another misdirected delivery to fine leg.

18th over: Australia 59-2 (Khawaja 19, Marsh 18) A fourth over for the sixth bowler Jadhav, once again just going for four singles. I understand that it is important not to lose a third wicket at this stage but Virat is taking the you know what and it is working a treat. In fairness, the offspinner has really found his range and is is giving it a rip, beating Marsh with the final ball. Per our earlier topic, Marsh is lucky he didn’t drag that back foot.

17th over: Australia 55-2 (Khawaja 17, Marsh 16) That’s more like it, Marsh putting away a shorter delivery from Shankar, pulled hard through midwicket to bring up the Australian 50 as they take their first drinks break.

Batters: stand wherever you like, face up with either hand and switch whenever you like.

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16th over: Australia 49-2 (Khawaja 16, Marsh 12) There is room for one anchor in a successful ODI team in 2019, but two? Can Khawaja and Marsh co-exist? With Jadhav skipping through another over worth only four runs to the home side, I do wonder. There was an outside edge in there as well, Marsh lucky not to be walking off, deflecting into the end of Dhoni’s gloves rather than the webbing.

15th over: Australia 45-2 (Khawaja 15, Marsh 9) There is nothing theatening about Shankar but they can’t get him away. Nor are they trying to for that matter, happy to take a few risk-free singles. “It feels like we are watching a game from 1986,” says Andrew Wu, my press box colleague, of current score.

14th over: Australia 42-2 (Khawaja 14, Marsh 7) Jadhav beats Marsh with one that really spins, delivered with his arm in the fourth row of the southern stand such is the side-arm he has going on. It’s a bold tactic and it is working, the part-timer’s second over going for just three singles. A related World Cup prediction: Afghanistan, with their bevy of superb spinners, are going to make life very difficult for Australia in their tournament opener in Bristol.

13th over: Australia 39-2 (Khawaja 13, Marsh 5) A fraction quicker from Shankar this time around, keep both left-handers honest from over the wicket. The final delivery to Khawaja nearly got him in real strife, finding the inside edge. Not a bad start at all from the all-rounder.

Aaron Finch LBW or bowled in six of his last seven ODI innings. Averaging 15 in this period.

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12th over: Australia 37-2 (Khawaja 12, Marsh 4) It might be a bit defensive from Kohli to let Jadhav push through an over or two with his side-arm nude nuts, but going for just five singles, he has done the job as intended. If he gets another over, one of these two experienced batsmen surely have to back themselves to take him down. It’s not international standard bowling, not even close.

11th over: Australia 32-2 (Khawaja 9, Marsh 2) Shankar, the man on debut, is on for his first twist of his ODI career. He’s done a lot better with his first over than Siraj did on debut in Adelaide, going for just a couple with his little mediums, one of those a wide. The right time to bowl him at this stage of the innings.

“Going by the numbers the top Do Not in the Do Not list might be Do not let Kohli bat second,” says Pratik Dubey. Quite right! He then quickly adds: “On second thoughts the number one “Do Not” should be - Do not bowl anything to Finch except incoming darts!”The story of his summer, sadly.

10th over: Australia 30-2 (Khawaja 8, Marsh 2) Khawaja gives the strike straight to Shaun Marsh, Australia’s man of the moment, who gets off the mark with a carve through point for a couple; the stroke of a man who is seeing them well. Another poor first ten overs for Australia, a theme across the series.

WICKET: Finch goes for 14.

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What a bizarre passage of play! Finch has been given lbw the ball after Bhuvi tried to deliver to the opener from four metres behind the crease! It prompted a long conversation between bowler and umpire, signalled a dead ball because Finch had pulled out of his stance. The very next ball an off-cutter hit him on the knee roll but a long way down the track but he elected not to send it to DRS and walk off.

9th over: Australia 27-2 (Khawaja 7)

8th over: Australia 27-1 (Finch 14, Khawaja 7) A couple through cover to begin, Khawaja leaning nicely into a Shami half-volley. He doesn’t get another chance to score, the Indian quick sending down another probing over, once again beating the No3’s outside edge along the way.

7th over: Australia 25-1 (Finch 14, Khawaja 5) Shot! Finch gets on the front foot and crunches Bhuvi through cover for four. That’s the guy who was the best white-ball opener in the world for the bulk of 2018. Oops, now that I’ve written that it was inevitable a false stroke would follow, the captain’s outside edge located for a second time in the innings, straight to where a second slip would have been. I’m surprised they don’t have a second man in there given how many times these two have beaten the bat so far in these muggy conditions.

6th over: Australia 15-1 (Finch 6, Khawaja 4) Khawaja again misses Shami, albeit on the back foot pulling this time, struck on the back leg. He’s much better to the next delivery, crunching from the balls of his feet in front of point for a nerve-settling boundary. With the middle of the bat found, the left-hander is comfortable addressing the second half of the over.

What a mess at the Gabba last night! Sure enough, refunds are available.

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5th over: Australia 11-1 (Finch 6, Khawaja 0) Better from Finch, defending confidently then steering two behind point with the full face of the bat before seeing off the rest of the Bhuvi over without risk.

“After Jadeja’s run-out in the last match,” emails Seventh Horcrux, “I was thinking about the You Don’ts in cricket at the moment. You don’t take on Jadeja’s left arm- You don’t try to drive Jimmy Anderson in England.”

4th over: Australia 9-1 (Finch 4, Khawaja 0) The Indian openers are right on top here, Shami beating Khawaja with a lovely away-ducker then enticing him into a waft that goes past the blade once more. He makes it three in the over with the final delivery; another unconvincing push from the crease. I don’t think I’ve seen a bowler go past the outside edge as often as Shami does.

WICKET: Carey goes for 5.

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Lovely from Bhuvi, round the wicket to Carey angling in then darting away just enough to clip the shoulder of Carey’s bat, the ball landing in the hands of Kohli at second slip - he doesn’t miss those. That makes it three failures for the South Australian at the top of the list this series.

3rd over: Australia 8-1 (Finch 3, Khawaja 0) Finch was off the mark with a nice push through midwicket. That’ll feel good after the five minutes he has had.

2nd over: Australia 5-0 (Carey 5, Finch 0) Talk about living dangerously! A terrible mix-up from the opening pair, Carey prodding to point, Finch sent back when the vice-captain realised it was Jadeja - as you do. The throw looked on target but bounced just over the woodwork, the skipper again saved from walking off without scoring. As an omen, it was on this ground during the 2013 World Cup against England in the tournament opener that he was dropped at square leg for nothing, going on to make a big hundred. Earlier, Carey struck the first boundary of the afternoon, taking Shami’s short ball through midwicket over the circle. “I really want a drone,” says Shane Warne on telly. “There are many options that you can use it for.” My mind, it is boggled.

1st over: Australia 1-0 (Carey 1, Finch 0) Inches away from a duck for Finch! The final ball of Bhuvi’s over caught the Australian captain’s outside edge, falling just short of Rohit at first slip. Earlier, he was hit on the pad when shouldering arms, prompting an unsuccessful appeal from the bowler. All happening.

The players are back on the field! Hurrah! Bhuvi to continue at Finch with Australia 1-0 after two balls when the rain came. Let’s try this again: PLAY!

Play to resume at 1:55pm. No overs have been lost so the dinner break has been reduced to 30 minutes

From where I’m sitting, it looks like the rain has stopped. In turn, the umpires are on their way to the middle, presumably to order that the covers be taken off.

If I was on the 1s and 2s right now, this is where I’d take it.

Would you believe it. Carey was off the mark to third man first ball with a nice little steer, Finch defended the second... then the rain came tumbling down.

The players are on the field. Bhuvi has the ball for India, running in from the Members End. He’ll be delivering at Alex Carey to begin. PLAY!

Yup, play is officially delayed. If no further rain, they will be on at 1:30pm.Meanwhile, a very goodstart from the Cricket Ground DJ, who has had a blinder during this series.

This is some good news. CA are putting up all their old footage! Get in!

Nothing official, but the hessian cover is back on. So, that’ll almost certainly make it a late start. It’s going to be one of those days, I’m afraid.

Three changes for India. Siraj has been dropped for new all-rounder Vijay Shankar, Chahal the leggie replaces Kuldeep and Jadhav is in for the out of sorts Rayudu.

India: Rohit Sharma, Shikhar Dhawan, Virat Kohli (c), MS Dhoni (wk), Kedar Jadhav, Dinesh Karthik, Vijay Shankar, Ravindra Jadeja, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Mohammed Shami, Yuzvendra Chahal

Justin Langer is on Fox Cricket. He notes that India and England have “some of the all time great players” in their team at the moment. “Hopefully, by the time we get to the World Cup we’ll have a settled team and we’ll give it a good crack.”

Interesting question from Adam Gilchrist at the end about the number of interviews that he now has to do as a result of the new broadcast deal. “It is like the Truman Show,” he says.

Aaron Finch says that Australia would have bowled too. He confirms the inclusions of Stanlake and Zampa. “It might nibble a touch but it could be a bit on the slower side early,” the captain adds. “I would have bowled but we are not too disappointed.”

Australia: Alex Carey (wk), Aaron Finch (c), Usman Khawaja, Shaun Marsh, Peter Handscomb, Marcus Stoinis, Glenn Maxwell, Jhye Richardson, Billy Stanlake, Peter Siddle, Adam Zampa

“It is going to be overcast and with rain it could be stop-start so as batsmen you are never in,” explains Virat Kohli. “So that’s the thinking behind it.” Teams shortly.

Rain has delayed the toss. If there is no further rain, it will be held at 1pm. But play will still start, in theory, at 1:20pm.

The pitch. Which, I should add, is now looking ready for play with the stumps quickly inserted, getting a bit of treatment from the ground staff now. Maybe we will start on time. If so, the toss will take place in a few minutes from now.

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This old ground loves a final and that is, in essence, what we have here today with these two sides coming into this rubber with one win apiece. Australia went close to wrapping it up in two but Kohli and Dhoni had other ideas, doing as they have for so long to haul down Australia’s 298 in Adelaide on Tuesday.

Another contest just as entertaining would really do the trick here, albeit in very different conditions. At Adelaide, the sides were running around in 41 degree heat. Right now, it is raining and the covers are on. It isn’t heavy enough to delay Australia’s warm up, going through their paces at the northern end, but a delayed start is the most likely scenario at this stage.

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The brilliant Jimmy Anderson and Ben Stokes took four late wickets to leave England on top, with West Indies closing on 264-8 in Barbados

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“Hi Rob,” says Peter Johansen. “I wasn’t sure what to think about Hetmyer’s conduct in those last couple of overs. He seemed content to take the early single and let poor old Roach face the most dangerous bowlers at the end of the day. Should it be the senior batsman’s responsibility to protect the new man at the crease or the other way around?”

The other way round. That’s how it’s always been, anyway, hence the use of nightwatchmen. Hetmyer could easily add 50 runs tomorrow morning so it made sense to protect him.

“Over 87,” says Bill Hargreaves. “How can Ian Chappell wear a hat like that without carrying a cane?”

That was a brilliant last hour for England, who reduced the West Indies from 240 for four to 264 for eight. One thing to note is that the second new ball really kicked off the pitch, which will interest the West Indies’ pace attack, but this still feels like an excellent day for England.

Jimmy Anderson and Ben Stokes, the surgeon and the enforcer, were outstanding and had combined figures of 43.2-14-80-7. The rest didn’t bowl well, in truth, and had combined figures of one for 179. England won’t really care, not after that dramatic late burst.

Ben Stokes ends the day in style with another wicket when Roach gloves a nasty delivery to Root at first slip. It was the second ball of the over but the fall of a wicket means that will be stumps.

89th over: West Indies 263-7 (Hetmyer 55, Roach 0) Anderson gets one to kick nastily and hit Roach on the glove, which is interesting in the context of West Indies’ all-pace attack. There will be no five-for for Anderson, not today anyway, but he has put England on top with a masterful new-ball spell of 5-2-6-3. His overall figures are 24-12-33-4. Where do you even start?

Here’s Alastair Hann. “Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

88th over: West Indies 262-7 (Hetmyer 54, Roach 0) “Rob,” says James Lewis (again). “Jimmy Anderson. Seriously?”

He’s a keeper.

87th over: West Indies 261-7 (Hetmyer 53, Roach 0) “God; it lifts my brow and softens my arteries to see the Windies doing alright in a Test,” said Robert Wilson about 15 minutes ago. “Makes the world feel round and dimpled again (and makes me want to finish that 900-page modernist novel about the glory and grandeur of Viv Richards’ walk to the wicket).”

That’s well coincimental. I’m doing a 600-pager on his demeanour at the toss.

Jimmy Anderson, aged 36, takes his fourth wicket of the day and his third with the second new ball. Holder played an indecisive shot at a full-length outswinger and popped it back towards Anderson, who reached to his left to take a nonchalant one-handed catch. This is a quite ridiculous performance from Anderson: 23-12-32-4.

86th over: West Indies 257-6 (Hetmyer 53, Holder 1) Ben Stokes replaces Sam Curran. His first ball is an accidental beamer to Hetmyer, for which he apologises instantly. It’s a no-ball and he receives an official warning as per the laws. Hetmyer then lashes him through the covers for four to reach a thrilling fifty from only 52 balls. If you’re not excited about this guy, you should seek medical attention at your earliest convenience.

“Let’s see how the spirit and lack of abuse goes once England lose the match,” says Richard Simpson. “Am I wrong in hoping West Indies win this?”

85th over: West Indies 250-6 (Hetmyer 48, Holder 0) A wicket maiden for Anderson, who has brilliant figures of 22-12-28-3.

“I bloody love Jimmy Anderson,” says James Lewis. “That is all.”

James Anderson gets his third wicket with a strange dismissal. Dowrich got in a rare old tangle with a legcutter that bounced more than he expected and took the top edge before looping towards the slips. After a moment in which it looked like they were all going to leave it to each other, Stokes Buttler stepped forward to take an easy catch.

84th over: West Indies 250-5 (Hetmyer 48, Dowrich 0) Shimron Hetmyer spanks Sam Curran’s over for 10, including two spectacular boundaries through extra cover and down the ground. It’s not news, not after those innings in India last year, but this kid is magnificently entertaining.

“If you ask me, it should have been Woakes not Curran taking Broad’s place,” says David Murray. “He’s a much better bowler and has performed with the bat for a much longer period, not to mention having a Test century to his name. He’s been England’s 3rd or 4th best batsman over the last few years, after Root, Bairstow and (maybe) Stokes. Curran might merit a place for his batting and is a nice option to have with the ball but has not done nearly enough to suggest he can share the pace-bowling with Anderson.”

Jimmy Anderson does it again. This is pure class. He’s 36 years old, in his 21st over of a long day, and he can still deliver a textbook outswinger that tempts Chase into a loose stroke and a costly edge. Joe Root takes a comfortable catch at first slip. They checked for the no-ball but Anderson had just enough behind the line. That’s the 1000th wicket Anderson and Broad have taken between them in Test cricket.

82nd over: West Indies 240-4 (Chase 54, Hetmyer 38) The new ball is shared by Sam Curran, and he starts with a lovely inswinger that prompts an unsuccessful LBW appeal against Chase. It was close, though possibly a bit high. Chase tucks the next ball off the pads to reach a calm, authoritative fifty from 110 balls. He is beaten outside off stump later in the over but then clips a loose delivery to fine leg for four. Stuart Broad has bowled well today.

“Evening Rob,” says Dave Adams. “Like George Murphy (over 71), I’m also expecting a child tomorrow. The previous two deprived me of literally weeks of sleep, but are amazing sons. They’ve also enabled me to watch far more overseas matches and read more live OBO than I would’ve managed without the ‘help’ of an irritable baby/toddler. My (soon to be) middle child achieved OBO fame in 2012, courtesy of this exchange with Andy Bull... Looking forward to enjoying this winter from New Zealand with my first daughter.”

81st over: West Indies 231-4 (Chase 49, Hetmyer 35) Jimmy Anderson gets a bit of swing with the second new ball, though nothing especially troublesome for Chase and Hetmyer. One from an exploratory over.

“George and the baby due tomorrow prompts me to write about my daughter’s birth on 8th July 2015,” writes David Grant. “First day of the Ashes, my wife and I are due at hospital at 8am (Mexico City) so I got up at 5am to watch the first session, leave the house and get to the hospital to try and prise Victoria out through induction.

80th over: West Indies 230-4 (Chase 48, Hetmyer 35) After that little eight-over interlude, it’s time to resume the action, with England taking the second new ball.One more wicket tonight would make it a reasonable day for them.

“Is Eoin Morgan still an Irish citizen?” says Max Bonnell. “In which case, he couldn’t be knighted, surely?”

79th over: West Indies 227-4 (Chase 46, Hetmyer 33) A leg-bye off Root’s bowling brings up a brisk, confident fifty partnership. Nearly time for the second new ball.

“You old romantic,” says Guy Hornsby. “That’s brilliant. Not sure I’ve ever done a shout out to online cricket fans before. Niche doesn’t cover it.”

78th over: West Indies 222-4 (Chase 45, Hetmyer 32)

77th over: West Indies 219-4 (Chase 43, Hetmyer 31) The last few overs - and probably the next three, until the second new ball is due - have been soundtracked by Brian Eno.

76th over: West Indies 218-4 (Chase 42, Hetmyer 31) There’s a precautionary run-out referral when the bowler Rashid diverts Chase’s drive onto the stumps, but Hetmyer’s bat didn’t leave the crease.

75th over: West Indies 216-4 (Chase 41, Hetmyer 30) Root is trying to hurry through some cheap overs before the second new ball, though that isn’t easy against somebody as positive as Hetmyer in particular. He has 30 from 30 balls. Chase, meanwhile, pulls Root’s legspinner for a single.

“Rob,” says Andrew Benton. “I’m thinking England will lift this series trophy... they need bit of time to play themselves in. If they do, and win the Ashes and the World Cup (ha!), would Joe Root deserve a knighthood?”

74th over: West Indies 213-4 (Chase 40, Hetmyer 28) “Correlation is not causation, but 2018 was one of the best years for Test match bowlers in recent memory - and one with less “banter” / “needle” / “sledging” (aka abuse) too,” says Gary Naylor. “It’s literally good to see, with the spirit pretty good so far as far as I can surmise. It’s one teensy-weensy reason why I like the selection of Sam Curran ahead of the old school Broad.”

That’s an interesting point. Do you think it’s partly because players know international opponents a lot better from the various T20 leagues? If T20 helps saves Test cricket, my big confused head will explode.

73rd over: West Indies 211-4 (Chase 38, Hetmyer 28) Chase edges Root’s quicker ball fractionally short of Stokes at slip. Root is rushing through his overs, flitting between offspin and legspin.

“This is already turning into an absorbing Test Match, Rob,” says Guy Hornsby. “A great opening for the Windies, followed by Stokes’ sheer force of will, and Jimmy’s, well,Jimmyness. My god, he’s an incredible specimen. Following the OBO while I’m doing a dance music radio show in a basement in Farringdon. Not sure if this is a first, but I’ve just done a shout to all those following the cricket online. I’m pretty sure THAT is. I’m too modest to plug it, obviously.”

72nd over: West Indies 210-4 (Chase 37, Hetmyer 28) Adil Rashid replaces Anderson (19-10-27-1). This, as Ian Ward says on Sky, is an intriguing move that might tempt the aggressive Hetmyer into something regrettable. Or he might just beast Rashid for ahuge straight six. That’s a stunning stroke from an exhilarating thrilling young talent. Hetmyer cuts the last ball for four to make it 16 from the over.

“No Rob, I’m not on Twitter,” says Geoff Wignall. “Perhaps we can just agree that Sobers the spinner would shade selection ahead of Sulieman Benn.”

71st over: West Indies 194-4 (Chase 32, Hetmyer 17) West Indies have hit Moeen Ali (12-1-59-1) out of the attack, and Joe Root is on to replace him. He’s a useful bowler, Root, especially against somebody like Hetmyer who will try to go after him. A quiet first over yields a couple of singles.

“Hallo Rob,” says George Murphy. “My girlfriend is sitting opposite me in a little Italian restaurant in Stavanger. Our second baby is due tomorrow so we’re trying to tease him out with some spicy tidbits. I’m doing my best to keep some semblance of romance by not overtly checking the OBO. It’s the old under-the-table glances at a refreshed screen for me then. Sneaky peeks then, currently no one peeking back at me from the opposite side...”

70th over: West Indies 192-4 (Chase 31, Hetmyer 16) Anderson tries to tempt Hetmyer with a wider delivery, similar to the one that brought the dropped catch in his previous over. This time Hetmyer drives beautifully for four. He has raced to 16 from 19 balls, changing the tempo of the innings in the process.

“At least one person is out here, and following along,” encourages Ron Ross. “I’m in northern Alberta (Canada), where the temperature is a balmy minus 15C. Since the sun just came out, I’m going to nip out for an hour to enjoy it. I should be back in time to follow the OBO to the close.”

69th over: West Indies 185-4 (Chase 30, Hetmyer 10) Hetmyer continues the collective assault on Moeen with a majestic straight six. We are going to enjoy watching this kid in the next few weeks, though Jost Buttler might not. That’s drinks.

68th over: West Indies 179-4 (Chase 30, Hetmyer 4) Hetmyer is dropped off the bowling of Anderson! He slammed an uppish drive to extra-cover, where Buttler dived to his right and put down a relatively straightforward chance. I say relatively, because I doubt you or I would have even seen it, but Buttler would probably take it eight times out of 10. We’re in Barbados, and James Anderson has Joel Garner tribute figures of 18-10-21-1.

“Hi Rob,” says Andy Bradshaw. “This series is the absolute best away series for us Brits: afternoon start, so only miss a little of the first session before getting home from work, and an evening finish which means the hard-working OBO elves can get to the pub for last overs. Shame the pitches are looking a bit crap.”

67th over: West Indies 176-4 (Chase 30, Hetmyer 1) Hetmyer gets off the mark with an easy single off Moeen. He played two outrageous ODI innings in India last year – 106 from 78 balls and 94 from 64, with a total of 13 sixes in those two knocks. He hasn’t done it in Test cricket yet, but he has almost limitless potential.

66th over: West Indies 174-4 (Chase 29, Hetmyer 0) That’s a big wicket for England because Hope was playing delightfully. The new batsman is the seriously exciting youngster Shimron Hetmyer, who is beaten by a fine delivery from Anderson, bowled from around the wicket. Foakes went up for caught behind but nobody else was particularly interested.

“Hi again Rob,” says Geoff Wignall. “I don’t know whether we have different criteria for ‘top spinner’ or just different views of Sobers but I’d say he just about makes it. (Didn’t he first get into the Windies team as a spinner, batting something like No. 10?). Of course had he concentrated solely on spin, I doubt there’s be any debate: all that world class fast medium and occasional express pace (check Wes Hall’s opinion) must have been a bit tiring.”

Jimmy Anderson’s out there - and he’s got Shai Hope! The length and line were immaculate, as usual, and the ball came back slightly off the seam to take the inside edge as Hope flashed away from his body. Ben Foakes did the rest. The ball may have kept a bit low as well, although Hope will still feel it was an unforced error.

65th over: West Indies 174-3 (Hope 57, Chase 29) Anyone out there?

65th over: West Indies 174-3 (Hope 57, Chase 29) Stokes aside, it’s been a pretty flat bowling performance from England so far. That said, the pitch does look very good and West Indies’ score is probably about par.

64th over: West Indies 172-3 (Hope 56, Chase 28) Shai Hope plays out a maiden from Anderson. There are lies, damned lies and Shai Hope’s Test batting average: 29.70. He has so much class and so much time at the crease.

63rd over: West Indies 172-3 (Hope 56, Chase 28) Moeen tosses the ball up to Chase, who smears it whence it came for six! That was a short of almost comical simplicity. This is really good from the West Indies, who have identified Moeen as a threat, but also somebody whose confidence can evaporate pretty quickly. It’s well worth taking such calculated risks against him in the first innings of a series.

62nd over: West Indies 164-3 (Hope 55, Chase 21) Anderson replaces Curran. He doesn’t do looseners - they are so 2003 - and his first ball to Hope takes a thick inside edge onto the pad. Hope gets four later in the over, steering the ball elegantly to third man. Anderson’s first 13 overs of this match cost only six runs. The last two have gone for 12. Is it time for him to hang up his boots?

“Hi Rob,” says Geoff Wignall. “I’m afraid I must take issue with Josh Cockburn. How can any side containing Sobers be said to lack a proper spinning option. He could choose for himself whether to bowl finger or wrist spin. On a different topic, I’ve been reading about how these heavily lacquered Duke balls are expected to swing for longer, but any thoughts on how likely they are to reverse at any stage?”

61st over: West Indies 160-3 (Hope 51, Chase 21) Moeen Ali replaces the brilliant Ben Stokes, and his first two balls are driven assertively for four by Chase. The second of those was a full toss; there does seem to be a West Indies plan to put pressure on Moeen, who is going at five an over today. His confidence can be fragile but he responds impressively here: Chase edges just short of slip and is then beaten through the gate. England appealed for a catch behind off an inside edge but the umpire wasn’t interested.

60th over: West Indies 152-3 (Hope 51, Chase 13) Curran decides to go around the wicket to the right-handers. Chase decides the change of angle makes no odds and laces as cover drive for three. Those are the only runs from the over.

59th over: West Indies 149-3 (Hope 51, Chase 10) Stokes continues, and has enough strength to ram a short ball past Hope’s grille. In fairness, Hope played it very well. Stokes has impressive figures of 17-2-38-2.

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Crikey, Josh Cockburn has been busy. I wouldn’t want to face that Jamaican attack when they had a collective cob on. Where the hell is Patterson Thompson in the Barbados line-up, by the way.

58th over: West Indies 148-3 (Hope 51, Chase 9) Chase gets his first boundary, driving Curran sweetly through extra cover. Curran does, at this stage, look pretty innocuous with the ball; the fuss over his selection ahead of Stuart Broad might be affecting him. I’d argue Curran is a red herring - I would have left out one of Rashid, Bairstow or Jennings. But tell that to Sam Curran’s subsconscious!

Hope then forces Curran off the back foot for a couple to bring up a serene, classy fifty from 126 balls. Despite some low scores inbetween, he looks like he’s picked up where he left off in England 18 months ago.

57th over: West Indies 140-3 (Hope 48, Chase 4) Hope drives Stokes towards extra cover, where Anderson dives to his left to make an excellent stop and save three runs. That would have been Hope’s fifty, although with the way he’s playing I doubt he will have to wait too long. Did you hear that, Fate? Chase, meanwhile, survives an optimistic LBW shout from Stokes. It was a good delivery but way too high.

“But Worrell died in 1967,” says Graham Whittington. “How could he be on parade in the lunch interval?”

56th over: West Indies 139-3 (Hope 47, Chase 4) Chase has taken his time to get going - 4 from 25 balls - but he looks comfortable, particularly against Curran. A maiden.

“Rob,” says John Starbuck. “Why did the Windies decide to bat first? They have Hope and Chase: the ideal pair for matching the score in the last innings.”

55th over: West Indies 139-3 (Hope 47, Chase 3) This is the seventh over of Stokes’s spell and his pace has started to drop from the high-80s to the mid-80s. I think we might see Jimmy Anderson at that end pretty soon.

“I like Gary Naylor’s idea, but wouldn’t it be more efficient to just get the whole squad into a drunken stramash?” says Matt Dony. “And might the effect be cumulative? Could we schedule in a regular dust-up? They’ll be supermen!”

54th over: West Indies 138-3 (Hope 47, Chase 3) There was a lovely parade at lunch, when many of the greats of Barbados cricket went around the ground. Imagine an all-time Barbados XI: Greenidge, Haynes, Weekes, Walcott, Worrell, Sobers, Marshall, Hall, Garner. And two others!

Back in the here and now, there’s some seductive inswing – orthodox, not reverse – for Curran, which makes him a much greater threat to the right-handers. When he pitches it up, that is; when he tries a short ball, Hope smacks it for four with disdain.

53rd over: West Indies 134-3 (Hope 43, Chase 3) You’d expect Stokes to keep bowling until Kei Nishikori did a few hours ago. His 14th over of the day is a quiet one to Hope and Chase.

“A Test match being played in my spiritual home, the Guardian commentator at the moment is Rob Smyth and he posts a picture in the feed at 17.46 showing England fans celebrating,” writes my old university mate Duncan Selkirk. “Two of those in the photo (the bloke in the blue shorts and cap and the bloke in the red shorts) are my younger brother Logan and my elder brother Martin. Strange how these things happen.”

52nd over: West Indies 132-3 (Hope 42, Chase 2) Sam Curran bowls the last ball of the over he started before tea, an inswinger that Hope defends.

“I was unaware of the sad year Steve Bruce has had, and when I read your mention of what he’s been through I assumed it was his wife,” says Tom Paternoster-Howe. “A quick google for Steve Bruce’s wife & this fabulous picture came up from about 1988 – the epitome of a 1980s at home with the footballer image, and one I’m sure you’ll love. Pictures like that used to be commonplace, but you never seem to see them anymore. Are newspapers/magazines just not interested in printing them or are players no longer willing to pose for them, or am I just no longer reading the right magazines to see them? You’re a sports tragic professional sports journalist, so I guess you’ll know where these types of pictures went.”

The weather is fine and the players are back on the field. Let’s cricket.

“Hi Rob,” says John Starbuck. “Well done: you take your place on the OBO and immediately get wickets for us! Can you have a word with whoever sets the OBO rota to make sure your future impact is at its optimum, please?”

Well, I would argue that, in the spirit of this modern England team (sharing runs and wickets around the whole squad), I have got my quota of wickets for the match and should therefore put my feet up and sit in my burgundy dressing-gown for the remainder of the match, on full pay.

“And now I look like a prat,” says Iain Goodwin (see the 49th over). “Sorry Steve.”

Heh, not at all. I can understand people being annoyed, though I’m definitely on Bruce’s side here, and not only because I’ve booked a fortnight in Skegness at the business end of this summer’s World Cup. The Man needs to understand that it’s always been top of my bucket list.

The umpires are going to take an early tea, which is sensible in the circumstances. That will mean a bumper evening session of around two and a half hours.

51.5 overs: West Indies 132-3 (Hope 42, Chase 2) Sam Curran, who was debatably preferred to Stuart Broad this morning, returns to the attack. It’s a bit cloudy now, which means the ball might swing - or the rain might stop play. A sudden shower means the players are leaving the field, and voluptuous sexagenarian England fans of the masculine variety are scrambling for their T-shirts.

51st over: West Indies 132-3 (Hope 42, Chase 2) It’s simplistic to think of Stokes as a bovver boy with the old ball. He can rough people up, and he has to some extent today, but his variety and relentlessness are equally if not more important. Both of today’s wickets came from full-length deliveries, and he almost gets another when Chase falls over a very full delivery from wide of the crease. He just got enough bat on the ball to divert it to fine leg. Stokes has been quite brilliant in this spell.

50th over: West Indies 130-3 (Hope 41, Chase 1) Roston Chase is a useful player, especially at home - his Test average in the Caribbean is 43. Rashid is rattling through his overs, hence the wit brevity of these entries.

“Though both were handy beforehand, Ben Stokes and Ricky Ponting went up a notch after a brawl outside a bar,” says Gary Naylor. “Anyone willing to volunteer to start a ruck with Sam Curran on the steps of a Walkabout prior to The Ashes?”

49th over: West Indies 128-3 (Hope 40, Chase 0) Roston Chase is the new batsman. It was always assumed that Stokes would become a batsman who bowls, but we said the same of Andrew Flintoff. At the moment, his batting and bowling averages are in the low 30s, and the bowling average should be in the 20s by the end of this year.

“Nice to see that Steve Bruce is hard at work researching Sheffield Wednesday’s next opponents,” says Iain Goodwin. “So now we know his pressing matter was a holiday... Great.”

Breaking news: Ben Stokes is magnificent. He has made it two wickets in two overs, trapping Bravo plumb LBW from around the wicket. It was a very full delivery that straightened off the seam and hit Bravo at shin height in front of middle stump. That might even have been a slower ball, as Bravo was completely hoodwinked. He missed it by a long way.

48th over: West Indies 128-2 (Hope 40, Bravo 2) Rashid, England’s enigma variation, continues at the other end. Nothing to see here.

47th over: West Indies 127-2 (Hope 40, Bravo 1) Darren Bravo, playing his first Test since 2016, fends off a nasty short ball from Stokes, who then challenges Hope’s defensive technique with a fine yorker. That was a majestic over from Stokes.

Joe Root has set Ben Stokes to Enforcer Mode, and he looks the likeliest England bowler to take this pesky and important second wicket. And now he has taken it!! Brathwaite fiddles outside off stump at an excellent delivery and edges it low to first slip. That is classic Stokes, making something happen when England really need it.

Thanks Simon, hello everyone. Umm, waiter, I’m sorry to bother you but I ordered the whitewash and I appear to have been served an even contest.

46th over: West Indies 125-1 (Brathwaite 40, Hope 39) One more Rashid over, and that is drinks. At which I’m going to hand over to Rob Smyth, who will guide you through the rest of the day. Bye!

45th over: West Indies 124-1 (Brathwaite 40, Hope 38) Stokes bowls at Hope, who bottom-edges into the ground but just wide of leg stump. That was just a wafer away from a breakthrough for England, just before drinks. Still, a fine effort here from Stokes, who is trying to bend this match in his team’s favour.

44th over: West Indies 123-1 (Brathwaite 40, Hope 37) “Is ‘The Corridor of Uncertainty’ transformed into ‘The Comfort Zone’ for Jimmy Anderson (and Stuart Broad),” wonders Gary Naylor. “So few balls threaten the stumps that a set batsman can watch and wait on a slow pitch and play chicken - and the bowler usually blinks first.” I haven’t seen the stats, but Anderson has certainly focused his attention on that fourth stump. I don’t think six runs off 13 overs suggests the batsmen have been entirely comfortable about it, mind.

43rd over: West Indies 118-1 (Brathwaite 37, Hope 35) Stokes comes back, having changed ends since his first spell. He bowls wide, he bowls straight, he bowls full, he bowls fuller. Brathwaite, whose judgement has been pretty much impeccable all day, continues in the same vein.

42nd over: West Indies 117-1 (Brathwaite 37, Hope 34) “Just wondering what the Test side with the highest cumulative first-class batting average of all time is (ie supposedly the all-round batting line up of all time)?” asks James Austin. “Would this side (390.52) come close to matching it? How about if Woakes came in for Anderson (416)?” Anyone?

41st over: West Indies 115-1 (Brathwaite 36, Hope 33) Anderson bowls wide and short at Hope again, and this time he slashes it away for four. Then Hope drives a ball pitched full past mid-off for another four. Anderson’s first 13 overs cost a combined total of six runs. His 14th has just gone for eight!

40th over: West Indies 107-1 (Brathwaite 36, Hope 25) So far there doesn’t seem to be much in this pitch either for seamers or spinners. Certainly Rashid doesn’t seem to be provoking anything more in these batsmen than calm single-seeking.

39th over: West Indies 105-1 (Brathwaite 36, Hope 24) Anderson bowls short and wide, and Hope slaps it straight to a fielder. Not a great delivery, but Anderson escapes with yet another maiden.

38th over: West Indies 105-1 (Brathwaite 36, Hope 24) England’s riproaring second-session thunder towards ascendancy remains untriggered.

37th over: West Indies 102-1 (Brathwaite 35, Hope 22) Anderson concedes a leg bye. “Do we not think we are a bit premature to decide whether Broad not being selected is good or not?” asks Ian Palmer “We have clearly done it on the basis that we think the pitch will be conducive for spin. This doesn’t happen straight away, so we therefore cannot judge whether it is good or bad until day three onwards when we can see if the pitch does indeed become a spinning one.” There are two arguments here: Broad v a spinner (which, like you say, might have to wait a couple of days) and Broad v Curran (which we can already get stuck into).

36th over: West Indies 101-1 (Brathwaite 35, Hope 22) A couple of gentle singles take West Indies to triple figures. A glimpse of Keaton Jennings’ freshly shaved bonce has Mike Atherton reminiscing about Chris Lewis, though Jennings is at least wearing a hat.

35th over: West Indies 98-1 (Brathwaite 34, Hope 20) Anderson is consistently getting late movement away from the right-handers, though unhelpfully it looks to be so late the ball has gone past the batsman before it starts moving. Another maiden, bowled to the still patient and disciplined Brathwaite.

34th over: West Indies 98-1 (Brathwaite 34, Hope 20) Hope hits to mid-off and goes for a single. Root collects the ball and flings it at the stumps, but Hope is home before it smashes into them. Five off the over, singles all.

33rd over: West Indies 93-1 (Brathwaite 31, Hope 18) Anderson’s 10th over, and 50% of them, including this one, have been maidens.

32nd over: West Indies 93-1 (Brathwaite 31, Hope 18) Rashid continues at the other end, perhaps as part of a plan to target a chink in Hope’s armour. If so, he has yet to locate it.

31st over: West Indies 90-1 (Brathwaite 31, Hope 15) A quiet start to the session, and a single from the over. “I’m late to the debate, blasted work messing my cricket life about again,” writes Kim Thonger, “but it strikes me that dropping Broad several times this series would be an excellent way to get him thoroughly wound up for the Ashes, very likely causing him to explode like a jolly noisy fast bowling firework when he’s finally allowed to play. Yes I know fireworks don’t play cricket but you get my drift.” It may indeed have that effect, though I’m not sure that motivation for the Ashes is a genuine concern. Perhaps the fireworks can be brought forward to the second Test of this series?

The players are back out and preparing for action. Anderson has the ball in his hand once again. He’s owed some luck after the first hour, I think.

30th over: West Indies 89-1 (Brathwaite 31, Hope 14) The session ends with a maiden from Rashid, and West Indies will skip their way into the lunch break. Theirs has been a fine morning, while England - beyond Anderson’s excellent but unrewarded opening salvo - have done reasonably well without being consistently threatening.

29th over: West Indies 89-1 (Brathwaite 31, Hope 14) Moeen continues, and three singles are scored. The match is drifting a little as lunch approaches.

28th over: West Indies 86-1 (Brathwaite 29, Hope 13) Adil Rashid replaces Stokes, while on Sky Nasser Hussain laments the absence of Stuart Broad: “He’s certainly become a better bowler in the last hour and a half, by not playing,” he says, and that is certainly true. Being left out was bad for him, but anything but an early avalanche of wickets would have him sitting on the sidelines, reputation being more burnished by the minute.

Bringing on Rashid to bowl to Hope makes sense. The right-hander averages 18.85 against balls turning away from him, compared to 46.40 against balls turning into him. #WIvEng

27th over: West Indies 82-1 (Brathwaite 27, Hope 11) “I went out for beers with a friend the other night,” writes Erik Petersen. “He’s in a bad way. Broke up with his girlfriend not long ago and now thinks it’s the biggest mistake he ever made. But here’s the thing – when they were together, he never stopped moaning about her. She was dramatic, he said, she argued about everything, she was annoying. TBF I could see how she’d get up his nose at times, but he’s also a bit of a drunken oaf himself. Frankly, he was lucky to have her. But he didn’t realise that until she left for good. Obviously I share this story for that certain sort of England fan who feels a certain way about Broad.”

26th over: West Indies 80-1 (Brathwaite 26, Hope 10) For the second time, Hope barely has to move his feet as he drives Stokes down the ground for four. It may have looked easy, but that was a lovely shot.

25th over: West Indies 76-1 (Brathwaite 26, Hope 6) Two singles from Moeen’s fifth over. We have been having some scoreboard troubles, as some of you may have noticed. Happily, I’m told they have now been dealt with.

24th over: West Indies 74-1 (Brathwaite 25, Hope 5) Hope meanwhile is playing the Brathwaite-in-the-first-hour role with aplomb, looking a bit uncomfortable against Stokes without ever being in genuine danger, and not scoring any runs.

23rd over: West Indies 74-1 (Brathwaite 25, Hope 5) Brathwaite’s at it again, hoisting Moeen over midwicket. Neither as controlled nor as powerful as his first attempt, this one bounces away for four.

Brathwaite has taken a liking to Moeen, attacking him significantly more than England's seamers. He saw off the new ball pair without playing a single attacking shot. #WIvEngpic.twitter.com/dXaLob4eNA

22nd over: West Indies 70-1 (Brathwaite 21, Hope 5) Stokes delivers the ball to Hope smartly giftwrapped and tied with a bow, and Hope hits it straight back past him for four. Stokes spends most of the rest of the over banging the ball in short, and no more runs are scored.

21st over: West Indies 66-1 (Brathwaite 21, Hope 1) Brathwaite, no longer able to take it easy while Campbell propels the innings forwards, and more comfortable against Moeen than he was against Anderson, puts his foot down. He starts the over by slamming the ball through the covers, and later - Hope having got off the mark with a risky single which gave Root a tough and untaken run-out chance - heaves over midwicket for six!

20th over: West Indies 54-1 (Brathwaite 10, Hope 0) Brathwaite finally reaches double figures, with a single from his 59th delivery. “Leaping on the Peter Gibbs bandwagon, can I just add that, notwithstanding the ‘dying doorbell’ tannoy system, at least one of the anthems sounded as though it had been recorded underwater in some sort of avant garde aural experiment,” notes Brian Withington.

First wicket of the day! Campbell trudges off after a discussion with Brathwaite.

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19th over: West Indies 54-1 (Brathwaite 9, Hope 0) That’s the end of an excellent debut knock from Campbell, and perhaps England’s spin-heavy strategy will work out after all.

And Campbell immediately goes! Moeen’s first ball pitches straight, keeps straight, and when Campbell’s attempted sweep misses he’s in big trouble!

18th over: West Indies 54-0 (Brathwaite 9, Campbell 44) Stokes bowls, and Campbell cracks a drive through the covers for four. This has been a cracking debut innings from the 25-year-old, who has scored 88% of his team’s runs so far and stands on the verge of a half-century. Brathwaite gets his first boundary as well, courtesy of an edge from the last ball of the over.

17th over: West Indies 44-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 39) England start with the spin, Moeen Ali getting a go. Campbell goes down on one knee to sweep his second ball for four, and when he tries to immediately repeat the trick it flies off the top edge but lands emphatically safe. Having scored off seven deliveries in the previous 10 overs, Campbell gets something from the first four of this one.

16th over: West Indies 35-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 30) “Hello Simon, hello all,” says Peter Gibbs. Hello! “No great insight from me, except the anthems sounded like they were played through a doorbell whose batteries have almost died.” This is indeed true. I suspect the tannoy system could be due an upgrade.

15th over: West Indies 34-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 29) Brathwaite could not be less interested in scoring runs, but his patience seems likely to last longer than Anderson’s stamina. The Englishman’s fifth delivery is a wobble-seamed nugget that goes just past the edge with the batsman squirming uncomfortably, but he’s just not getting much luck. That’s drinks, and they will taste particularly sweet for the batsmen after a wicket-free first hour.

14th over: West Indies 34-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 29) Campbell carefully guides the ball down to third man for four, his sixth boundary (Brathwaite, inevitably, has none). West Indies have scored off a total of six deliveries in the last eight overs.

13th over: West Indies 30-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 25) Another lbw shout, but though there’s a lusty appeal everyone agrees that the ball would have cleared the stumps and thus there’s no raised finger and no review. Brathwaite bats out another maiden, and his five runs have come off 42 balls so far.

12th over: West Indies 30-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 25) Stokes replaces Curran, and Campbell heaves a ball over point for four. That was the second ball of an over that improved from there, though that isn’t really saying a great deal. “I know nostalgia is a bit of an overused commodity but I always look forward to a Windies series,” says Guy Hornsby. “As a man of a certain age, I grew up with us getting a shelling by Ambrose, Walsh, Marshall et al. As a result, it always feels a big series. Bring it on, I say.” I know exactly what you mean. The status of any Test opponent is pretty much established by the time you turn 15, I think, and thus for many of us this remains a biggy.

11th over: West Indies 26-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 21) Anderson’s first ball is angled across the left-handed debutant Campbell, who flings his bat at it wildly. He gets nothing on it, but that was messy. Then his fifth ball moves away from the right-handed Brathwaite and zips just past the bat. Top over, that.

10th over: West Indies 25-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 20) A maiden from Curran. “I imagine you must be inundated with emails all saying this, but with such a long batting line up and given his form in the warm-ups, the need to maybe build his confidence following not playing in Sri Lanka, and not to mention his record across his career, it’s sheer madness not to play Broad in this Test,” avers Richard Ibbetson. “I haven’t seen the pitch, but would have played him over both Curran and Rashid, who will of course after this email now get five wickets each.” You’ve got to feel sorry for Root: it must have been a hideous decision, and an hour later he’s lost the toss, England are bowling first and Curran is toiling a bit, and it if the decision looked harsh but justifiable at the start it’s not ageing well. There’s time yet, obviously.

9th over: West Indies 25-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 20) This has been a pretty good opening spell from Anderson, but Brathwaite is being watchful and patient, and so far is riding it out.

8th over: West Indies 24-0 (Brathwaite 4, Campbell 20) Campbell has faced two balls more than Brathwaite, and scored five times as many runs. He has seen much more of Curran, though, which has helped. The final ball is pitched full, swings in a little and just clips the toe of the bat before hitting the pad.

7th over: West Indies 22-0 (Brathwaite 4, Campbell 18) Anderson sends the ball into the batsman again, but again it was on its way down leg side. He’s bowling a lot fuller than Curran, and consequently is looking more dangerous and less costly. A second maiden.

Anderson has looked to pitch the ball up with an average length of 6.4m from the batsman's stumps. That's the fullest he's bowled in his first three overs of an away Test innings since the start of 2017. #WIvEngpic.twitter.com/jKiMsp3J5k

6th over: West Indies 22-0 (Brathwaite 4, Campbell 18) Curran continues to bleed runs. He bowls shortish at Campbell again, and the batsman swats it through midwicket.

5th over: West Indies 17-0 (Brathwaite 3, Campbell 14) Anderson’s penultimate delivery swings into the batsman and thumps into Campbell’s front pad. He’d taken a good stride forward, plus it looked like the ball might have been heading down the leg side, and the umpire is unmoved. The final delivery then keeps straight, and whistles just past his bat. Anderson’s three overs have cost three runs; Curran’s two have cost 14.

4th over: West Indies 16-0 (Brathwaite 2, Campbell 14) Curran hasn’t quite got the radar in full working order just yet. He bowls short and wide to Campbell, who tucks in, cutting it away for four.

3rd over: West Indies 10-0 (Brathwaite 1, Campbell 9) A couple of singles to start the over, after which Brathwaite steers a sober, guarded path through the remainder. “Is it permissible to get a little nostalgic about the Sandals logo on the Windies’ shirts?” wonders Gary Naylor. “I can’t’ see me feeling the same about Tetley’s mind you.” I can’t say sponsors’ logos on Test whites inspire a great deal of emotion in me, but then I’m a cold-hearted ogre.

2nd over: West Indies 8-0 (Brathwaite 0, Campbell 8) Campbell works Curran’s first delivery between third slip and gully and gets four runs for his troubles, and he gets another boundary off the last ball of the over in similar style. “Why are we wearing black armbands?” wonders Ian Sargeant. It’s to mark the passing of Ruth Strauss, Andrew’s wife, who died of cancer at the end of last year.

Related: Ruth Strauss, wife of former cricketer Andrew, dies aged 46

1st over: West Indies 0-0 (Brathwaite 0, Campbell 0) Anderson’s first ball is a beauty, swinging into Brathwaite’s pads and awkwardly pushed away. He keeps up the pressure throughout the over, which is extremely promising. Maiden.

James Anderson has the ball in his hand. The breeze is rippling his shirt as he stands at the end of the run-up. And play has been called!

Preambles complete, the batsmen are padded up and on their way to the middle.

“Shimron Hetmyer is going to be your favourite player by the end of this series,” says erstwhile OBOer Vithushan Ehantharajah. “Has a desire for the long-form grind but hits down the ground with his back knee to the floor and my word you won’t see anything prettier this side of the universe.”

Here are my five West Indies players to look out for on this tour, with Hetmyer among them:

Related: Five West Indies players to watch against England

The players are out, and the national anthems are being played!

And the West Indies side looks like this: Kraigg Brathwaite, John Campbell, Shai Hope, Darren Bravo, Roston Chase, Shimron Hetmyer, Shane Dowrich (wk), Jason Holder (capt), Kemar Roach, Alzarri Joseph, Shannon Gabriel.

For those who can’t see Twitter embeds, here’s the England team: Rory Burns, Keaton Jennings, Jonny Bairstow, Joe Root (capt), Ben Stokes, Jos Buttler, Ben Foakes (wk), Moeen Ali, Sam Curran, Adil Rashid, James Anderson.

“If Broad is dropped does he immediately ask for a video review?” wonders Bob Miller.

“England’s No10, Adil Rashid, has more first-class centuries (10) than all bar Darren Bravo (11) and Carlos Brathwaite (21) in the West Indies team,” notes Ali Martin. “All eyes on the England bowling first, though, with the hosts winning the toss and batting.”

Joe Root says he would indeed have chosen to bat first, but that the pitch “looks a bit tacky” which he seems to think is a good thing.

There’s plenty there for us and it’s just about being skilful enough to exploit that. Adil and Moeen are the two spinners that we’ve gone for and Stuart Broad is the unlucky one to miss out. It shows how strong a group we are and how much depth there is at the moment. The responsibility of the guys who are playing is to prove they are the right guys for this surface.

It was a bit of a gut call [Curran v Broad]. Sam’s been excellent since he’s been involved in the Test side. He strengthens our batting a lot. Hopefully that works out very well for us.

Here’s the England team, with no Broad and two spinners. They will have wanted to bat first themselves.

We will bowl first! #WIvENG

It’s time for the toss, and West Indies have won it. They will bat first. Jason Holder says: “We’ve gone for the extra spinner today. It tends to have a little bit of variable bounce, and we expect that to come into play.”

The toss should be tossed imminently, though Sky say it’s “not quite ready yet”. I’m not sure what there is about an event which requires three people and a coin that might be hard to get ready, but this is the world we live in.

The worst thing about England’s winter tours is the jealousy. This just in from the Kensington Oval:

This just in from Ali Martin on the ground in Barbados. “Adil Rashid having a good old bowl in the middle here, in tandem with Moeen Ali,” he writes. “Suspect he’s in for Stuart Broad and England will have a No10 with 10 first-class centuries.”

“At last, proper cricket!” trills Pete Salmon. “I do wish the world would standardise all clocks somehow. Woke at 5 this morning and dashed to the Guardian in case the West Indies was ahead of us, and it wasn’t until two coffees I could work out the starting time via cartography and an app. Been reloading the webpage every five minutes since then. And here we are.

“Seems to me this might be the series where we finally find out if England are any good. If they are, they should win well, otherwise it seems to me they are just one among the many teams that are kinda sorta good, and trail in India’s wake. So I’ll start the bidding at 3-0.”

England have not yet announced their team, but speculation is that Stuart Broad will miss out to make room for a second spinner.

Been a while since an England selection was this open 20 mins before the toss, and especially because they have too many options rather than too few. Stuart Broad's warm-up not the most vigorous...

And so another series begins. West Indies may not be the fearsome prospect they once were - their Test side is ranked eighth in the world, while England are third - but England’s record here in recent years is not a good one: in the last decade they have won one of eight Tests, lost two and drawn the remainder. Geoffrey Boycott might think West Indies have a side stuffed with “very ordinary, average cricketers” but that does mean they will necessarily be beaten. “We know that we are so-called underdogs but if we play our cricket we are going to beat these guys,” says Shai Hope.

Jason Holder, the West Indies captain, said that Boycott’s opinion would come in handy as bonus motivation. “I guess we have come to expect these kinds of comments before a series,” he said. “Many times such statements get our players going and that can lead to a good contest.”

Related: Mysterious surface creates selection dilemma for Joe Root and England

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Australia v Sri Lanka: first Test, day one – as it happened

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A confidence-boosting day for Australia following the chastening series defeat against India. It mattered little that Sri Lanka won the toss and elected to bat because the gulf in class between the visiting batting order and Australia’s bowling attack was obvious from the outset.

Each member of Australia’s bowling quartet bagged a wicket, including three for the impressive Jhye Richardson on debut. Mitchell Starc passed the 200 Test wicket mark in quicktime, while Pat Cummins’ haul of four was the most for the day.

25th over: Australia 72-2 (Harris 40, Lyon 0) Lyon uses all his experience to make sure this is the final over of the day, but he’s lucky to survive it, getting a firm inside-edge onto his pad off Perera’s bowling, but the diving short-leg couldn’t hold on.

24th over: Australia 72-2 (Harris 40, Lyon 0) Harris has put his cue in the rack. Lakmal cannot tempt Australia’s opener to do anything more ambitious than prop forward and deadbat the ball back down the pitch. One, at the most two, overs remaining tonight.

Usman Khawaja v Dilruwan Perera - Head to Head in Tests

Innings - 5
Runs - 17
Dismissals - 4
Balls per Dismissal - 11

Perera has dismissed the left-hander 4 out the 5 times they've faced each other in an innings. Only Swann (5) has dismissed Khawaja on more occasions. #AUSvSL

23rd over: Australia 72-2 (Harris 40, Lyon 0) Lyon, with liberal use of his front pad, sees off the remainder of Perera’s over.

Dilruwan Perera's last three balls to Usman Khawaja in Test cricket: three wickets. All bowled. #AusvSL

Finally some good fortune for Sri Lanka. Dilruwan Perera gets a second over and his first delivery from around the wicket to Khawaja is pretty straight and destined for the top of off, Australia’s No 3 tries to cut but doesn’t have anywhere near enough room and ends up chopping the ball onto his stumps via his gloves. Here comes the GOAT.

OUT. Usman Khawaja goes right before stumps #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/9AjYf5rrFT

22nd over: Australia 72-1 (Harris 40, Khawaja 11) That’s more like it from Harris. The first ball of Lakmal’s second spell is rubbish and Harris slashes it confidently for four behind point. The third delivery isn’t as bad but Harris stands and delivers a la David Warner and punches firmly through the offside ring. With just over ten minutes to go before the close of play Marnus Labuschagne has removed his pads in the Australian dressing room. Nightwatchman Nathan Lyon is ready for action.

21st over: Australia 66-1 (Harris 34, Khawaja 11) More runs for Australia behind square on the offside, this time courtesy of a canny Khawaja guide for four from a decent Kumara yorker. The bowler then beats the batsman’s outside edge next delivery. Sri Lanka haven’t bowled intimidatingly well tonight, but nor have they had much luck when they’ve put the ball in the right areas.

20th over: Australia 61-1 (Harris 34, Khawaja 7) Sri Lanka have enjoyed a host of mini-victories in this night session without creating many clear wicket-taking opportunities. This over Chameera finds the outside edge of both batsmen, Khawaja’s nibble landing well short of the cordon, Harris’ squirting between the slips and gully and away for runs.

19th over: Australia 58-1 (Harris 32, Khawaja 6) Harris into the 30s, but it’s a streaky arrival, driving away from his body up and over gully for four.

Marcus Harris has defended 50% of the deliveries he's faced from Dushmantha Chameera - the highest among the bowlers today. He's played 43% false shot against the seamer - also the highest among all the bowlers. #AUSvSL

18th over: Australia 54-1 (Harris 28, Khawaja 6) Harris doesn’t know whether to stick or twist at the moment, wafting unconvincingly at Chameera outside off on a couple of occasions. It might be an affliction that’s catching with Khawaja looking a little lazy to one angled across him. Australia just need to knuckle down for the next half hour and regroup in the morning.

17th over: Australia 53-1 (Harris 27, Khawaja 6) Harris’ lack of timing is highlighted by an attempted pull that he drags to the ground a couple of metres in front of his toes. That was off the returning Kumara after the dalliance with spin lasted just one over.

16th over: Australia 52-1 (Harris 26, Khawaja 6) Khawaja is easing into his work, pulling for two then nudging for one. Harris, despite advancing to 26, hasn’t yet looked entirely at home in the middle, and he’s been fortuitous with a number of plays and misses and inside-edges. This Chameera over is a case in point, playing false strokes to consecutive deliveries angled across him.

15th over: Australia 46-1 (Harris 23, Khawaja 3) First look at spin this innings with Dilruwan Perera ending Lakmal’s seven-over spell. Harris is delighted with the change of bowling, tucking into a long hop outside off stump and punching it behind point for four.

The ball that dismissed Burns was the fullest delivery he had faced from Lakmal in the five balls he faced from the seamer. The ball was also swung 2.73 degrees - throughout the day's play only one delivery has swung more (by Lakmal again) so far. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/MqczxCnCIB

14th over: Australia 42-1 (Harris 19, Khawaja 3) Since that timid opening seven or eight overs Sri Lanka have improved enormously. Chameera continues his decent spell by lingering outside Khawaja’s off stump. Australia’s No 4 is reining in his instincts, knowing he needn’t chance his arm under lights when there’s a day or two of glorious batting on offer if he can make it to the close.

13th over: Australia 41-1 (Harris 19, Khawaja 3) A third maiden in a row looked inevitable until a decisive swing of Khawaja’s bat earned three runs through the covers.

Staying on the James Anderson theme:

James Anderson's last 50 Tests (Jul 2014 to present)

205 wickets, ave 20.44, econ 2.44, 11 five wicket hauls.

12th over: Australia 37-1 (Harris 19, Khawaja 0) Consecutive maidens. Chameera’s found a nice rhythm from the Vulture Street end, beating both the outside and inside edges of Harris’ bat in consecutive deliveries with a much fuller length than we’ve seen for most of the innings so far.

11th over: Australia 37-1 (Harris 19, Khawaja 0) Wicket-maiden for Lakmal. Can Sri Lanka make further inroads under lights?

@JPHowcroft, finding the beautiful Gabba sunset photos from @collinsadam quite offensive given I'm stuck in snowy Oxford. But then again maybe I'm just a snowflake... #AUSvSL

Huzzah! World class commentator’s curse there. Sri Lanka fans, you’re welcome. Lakmal tempts Burns into fishing outside his off stump and he nicks to the cordon where Kusal Mendis does well to dive to his left from second slip to pouch a tidy catch. That was the kind of shot to the kind of delivery that does not instil confidence ahead of an Ashes tour. Very James Anderson areas that one.

WICKET: Burns goes for 15.

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10th over: Australia 37-0 (Harris 19, Burns 15) Trent Copeland has just done a neat piece to camera on TV illustrating how inadvisably short Sri Lanka have bowled with the new ball. This has not been the treacherous session Australia’s batsman might have feared against the pink ball under lights.

9th over: Australia 36-0 (Harris 19, Burns 14) A couple of couples for Harris to another neat Lakmal over that lacks penetration and includes a misfield.

In the first 7 overs, Suranga Lakmal has swung the ball 1.52° on average so far - more than Kumara (0.30°), and Richardson (1.28°), Starc (0.68°) at the same early stage in the innings. #AUSvSL

8th over: Australia 32-0 (Harris 15, Burns 14) Chameera comes into the attack and because of a few technical issues I don’t really give it much of my attention. This diversion of my attention includes Harris losing a couple of runs to leg-byes that appeared initially to be off the bat.

7th over: Australia 30-0 (Harris 17, Burns 12) Lakmal moves back over the wicket to Harris and it almost pays immediate dividends. First he gets one to carry on with the angle and beat the outside edge, then he finds the inswinger, Harris inside-edging perilously close to leg stump. Harris survives though and advances by four shortly afterwards when Lakmal leaks on the batsman’s pads again.

“Hiya from Spain,” hi Dave Langlois, “Great to have OBO on this non-England-involving match. Sooo international to be living in Spain following Australia-Sri Lanka on a British paper,” our pleasure. “Cummins apart the Aussie quicks have stuttered rather lately. But, don’t know if other poms are thinking likewise but I’ve just got a horrible feeling that Starc, Cummins and Hazlewood are all going to come good in the Ashes, with the Goat grazing on the leftovers”. I am firmly of the opinion that Australia’s attack (especially after seeing Richardson today) will have plenty of pace bowling power heading into the Ashes. My only doubt is whether they have the patience to winkle out England with a ball that will behave quite differently to the Kookaburra. Hazlewood in particular will be crucial with his metronomic style if he can return to form and fitness after a disappointing summer.

6th over: Australia 24-0 (Harris 11, Burns 12) Kumara begins the over with two short balls, Burns responds with two pulled boundaries. The first displayed fast hands to a delivery around chest height, the second was more swivelly that benefited from the latest example of Sri Lanka’s lamentable fielding.

@JPHowcroft putting it out there, anyone who uses the term milk to mean “attain with a minimum of effort” eg, “milk a single”, has never attempted to get anything out of a cow.

5th over: Australia 16-0 (Harris 11, Burns 4) The first loud shout of the innings is curtailed a brief moment after Lakmal appeals for LBW, the bowler realising that despite beating Harris with some inswing from around the wicket the line was taking the ball beyond leg stump. Lakmal is getting some nice shape though, and you can see that he could be a handful if he found the right line and length often enough.

Collo’s showing off while I’m glued to the keys.

Vanilla Sky. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/TeQinvUppP

4th over: Australia 16-0 (Harris 11, Burns 4) Another misfield, this time in the ring, gifts Harris another run. That single brings Burns onto strike and he gets off the mark with an effortless cover drive for four. One of those strokes where time seems to slow down just before the moment of contact. Glorious.

3rd over: Australia 11-0 (Harris 10, Burns 0) Harris is the recipient of more gifts from Sri Lanka’s fast bowlers. First Lakmal drifts onto the left-hander’s pads, then with the ball within diving reach at the square-leg fence Kumara gets it all wrong and turns two into four with a clumsy dive. Lakmal gets it right to Burns with his final delivery of the over, getting some nibble away from the right-hander that Burns can’t resist fishing at.

In Sri Lanka's innings Australia's quicks pitched 38% of their deliveries in the full length range - that's their third highest figure in a home Test innings since the Hobart Test of 2016. There was plenty of movement on offer & Australia aggressively exploited it. #AUSvSL

2nd over: Australia 6-0 (Harris 6, Burns 0) The barrel chested Lahiru Kumara shares the new ball and he’s into the 140s kph with his bustling action. Like Lakmal before him he’s too straight to Harris allowing the strike to be rotated with ease.

1st over: Australia 5-0 (Harris 5, Burns 0) Suranga Lakmal opens the bowling for Sri Lanka and despite finding some nice shape in the air his line and length errs a couple of times allowing Harris to milk a two then a three through the onside. Australia up and running.

Big moment for Joe Burns, the Brisbane boy striding out into the middle of the Gabba to resume his Test career. Marcus Harris is at the other end following his promising debut series against India.

I’m not sure we gave Mitchell Starc enough love for reaching 200 earlier today. It has been quite the accomplishment.

Starc now has 201 Test wickets at an average of 28.8 with a wicket once in every 51 balls. Since his debut only eight other bowlers have take more wickets. In the timeline, of the 44 bowlers to have bowled 4000+ deliveries, only four of them have a better strike rate. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/i8DswKeh3P

Full list of Australians with more Test wickets and a better strike rate than Mitchell Starc:#AUSvSL

The upside for Sri Lanka is they’ll probably be bowling at the best time in the match when they’re thrown the new ball under lights on a day one Gabba track.

Lowest totals batting first in D/N Tests

58 by England (v NZ, Auckland 2018)
144 by Sri Lanka (v Aus, Brisbane TODAY)
202 by New Zealand (v Aus, Adelaide 2015)
204 by West Indies (v SL, Bridgetown 2018)#AUSvSL@7Cricket@TimLaneSport@bowlologist@blewy214

Four for Cummins, three for Richardson on debut, two for Starc - taking him beyond 200 in Tests, and one for Lyon. A very happy 56.4 overs for Australia in Brisbane.

Chameera’s 20-ball stay ends on 0. He’s not good enough to attack Cummins but he tries anyway, the ball skewing in the air to the safe hands of Patterson at fourth slip.

One slog too many for Dickwella and his enterprising knock comes to an end. Length from Cummins invited Dickwella to swing across the line but the ball lobbed gently off the bat to the debutant Patterson at midwicket. The end is nigh.

56th over: Sri Lanka 144-8 (Dickwella 64, Chameera 0) If some of Dickwella’s batting to the pacemen has been a tad graceless, his form against Lyon has been much more aesthetically pleasing. A reverse sweep deserved better than to find the field, a beautiful lofted drive over the covers was worth more than two, while the conventional sweep to rotate the strike was executed with authority. As is becoming a pattern, Chameera has no problem blocking his complement to advance the partnership.

55th over: Sri Lanka 141-8 (Dickwella 61, Chameera 0) Dickwella continues to tee off to maximum effect with the minimum of technique. A wild larrup to Cummins’ first ball skims off the toe of the bat, over Paine, and away for four. Further hoicks are aimed with varying degrees of success until he relinquishes the strike to Chameera for two deliveries. Again the man with an average of five holds up his end, despite being beaten all ends up by a Cummins conker in the corridor of catastrophe.

54th over: Sri Lanka 134-8 (Dickwella 54, Chameera 0) This is already the highest partnership of the match, despite Chameera contributing nothing off his own bat. However, in the circumstances that is fine, and he enhances his reputation by playing a straight bat to a Lyon maiden.

53rd over: Sri Lanka 134-8 (Dickwella 54, Chameera 0) Dickwella is compelling viewing. A missed ramp precedes a mistimed hook which is followed by a top edged drive, all of which advances the scoreboard by two runs. A couple of play and misses and a bunted drive to the ring field end the six with Chameera on strike for the start of Lyon’s next over.

@JPHowcroft
If you need a Powderfinger song for today. This one seems apt, especially for young JA Richardson https://t.co/6NIYxRJkx9

52nd over: Sri Lanka 132-8 (Dickwella 52, Chameera 0) Nathan Lyon continues his work from the Stanley Street end, and again Dickwella declines an easy single before finding the boundary, this time with a firm sweep that just beats the fielder on the square-leg rope. That stroke brings up a very entertaining 50, Dickwella’s 11th in Tests. A single brings Chameera on strike but the tailender does his bit, blocking three balls with the minimum of fuss.

The lights begin to take effect for the first time. Hopefully, anyway #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/e8hTW2PDkH

51st over: Sri Lanka 127-8 (Dickwella 47, Chameera 0) Pat Cummins begins the action in this awkward twilight spell where natural night and the floodlights are competing for dominance. Dickwella is on strike and he tries to smack the pink pill to Ipswich just about every delivery. A French cut results in a declined single and after a couple of whoosh and misses he connects with a firm cut for four through point. The piece de resistance is a single through gully from the final delivery to retain strike.

Ok, play will resume after Dinner shortly. Just the small matter of 40 (forty) overs to squeeze into the next two-and-a-half hours. Channel 7 and Fox Sports will be delighted.

On that subject, Jon Coghill (ex-Powderfinger drummer), might even be reading this blog. He definitely keeps in touch with the Guardian.

Related: Songs of Brisbane poll: 10 reasons why Powderfinger should beat the Go-Betweens | Jon Coghill

While the natural light dims and the floodlights take effect settle back with a track that could hardly be more appropriate; Sunsets, from a proudly Brisbane band, off an album called Vulture Street.

You know the drill, this is always more fun if I’m not the only one talking, so please keep me company, either on Twitter - @JPHowcroft- or by email - jonathan.howcroft.freelance@theguardian.com.

Be like Gary:

That archival footage reminds me of the way the BBC cover Wimbledon today @JPHowcroft - about the same proportion of screen time given to the actual sport compared to shots of posh people in the crowd.

And our own Adam Collins captured the moment beautifully.

Dickwella ramps Starc for six in the over before dinner, of course. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/OFCG9ushPP

That said, that doesn’t mean there’s an absence of entertainment. Far from it with Niroshan Dickwella at the crease. Shortly before Dinner he unfurled one of the most outrageous shots even seen in Test cricket.

143 kph, and Dickwella plays a 'falling down ramp' for 6! #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/WfwQ4mQUm8

“Evening Jonathan,” evening Phil Withall. Pleasure as always to have you on board. “I confess to being slightly disappointed in the Sri Lankan performance so far. After a fairly competitive showing against England, although in a series defeat, they seem to have struggled significantly on their travels. The New Zealand tour was underwhelming and today’s efforts aren’t much better. I hope I’m wrong but this series is already looking a little bit grim”. I hope you’re wrong too Phil, but I don’t think you will be.

I know it’s tempting fate to say Australia are going to win this Test inside three days, but I’m going to. How Tim Paine must have wished he had the chance of leading his team out against India at the Gabbatoir. It really is a graveyard for touring sides.

It has been said that Australian sledging was all about making the batsmen feel like they are "not amongst friends" @JPHowcroft. When one thinks of the pitches, the bowling, the crowds, the weather, etc etc etc, it's hardly a mistake one is likely to make is it?

Here’s some archival footage of the St Lawrence Lime in action over a century ago.

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It’s always a pleasure to follow in your blogsteps Mr Lemon, easily my favourite contributor to cricket with a name that misleadingly implies citrus fruit since the St Lawrence Lime.

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Thanks very much Geoff. Slipping into the chair like...

Australia’s day, despite a little comeback there from Dickwella. The home team have bowled accurately and let the conditions do the work. Richardson has three wickets, Starc and Cummins two apiece, and Lyon one. For Sri Lanka, only Dickwella has been able to muster resistance on a pitch with a touch of swing and seam movement when the ball is in the right spot.

Of course, the evening session can be tricky to bat if the ball is moving, so Australia might not love their chance with the bat once they knock over these last two wickets.

Dickwella ramps Starc for six in the over before dinner, of course. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/OFCG9ushPP

50th over: Sri Lanka 122-8 (Dickwella 42, Chameera 0)Last over before the dinner break. And humming Moloko, Dickwella decides that the time is now. He backs away outside leg and slaps the ball over cover for four! Gave it a clout, and Head can’t haul it in. Next ball Dickwella punches the gap at backward point and gets back for a second run. Then to complete the set, Dickwella steps across and ramps him waaaaaay over the keeper for six! Perfect contact, that extravagant shot, falling to the off side, toppling over, ending up flat on the ground, but having got his angled bat under the ball to trampoline it dead straight behind the batsman and into the sightscreen behind Tim Paine. Glorious. Glorious.

Then a single to fine leg, giving Chameera one ball to block out, which he does. So Sri Lanka reach the break with Dickwella ready to resume, on strike, to try and clout them some more much-needed runs.

49th over: Sri Lanka 109-8 (Dickwella 29, Chameera 0)Richardson bowling and Dickwella wants to get him away. Tries a ramp shot over fine leg but doesn’t connect. Pulls through midwicket and gets back for the second run. Then plays a short-arm swat to midwicket, just dinked that ball away deliberately for a single, giving Chameera one ball to survive. The bowler (who is currently batting) sways away from the ball outside off.

48th over: Sri Lanka 106-8 (Dickwella 26, Chameera 0)Edged into the gully by Chameera first ball, on the bounce. Then a big appeal for an edge, and Starc gets Paine to go upstairs, but DRS finds daylight between ball and edge. Dickwella will have strike for the next over, and it’s time for him to have a dip. The field drops back aside from four in the cordon.

Only a matter of time. Perera was struggling, of course, so he decided he wanted to thunk something. Had a big drive at Starc, but was yanking his hand off the bat handle even before the outside edge had reached third slip.

47th over: Sri Lanka 105-7 (Dickwella 25, Perera 1)Cummins streaming in from the Vulture Street end, long fluid run-up, striding along next to his lengthening shadow. Dickwella drives three runs through cover, exposing Perera to the bowling. The wounded man blots out four balls.

How often have two batsmen got the opportunity to have two partnerships for two separate wickets in the same Test innings like Dickwella and Dilruwan here? #AUSvSL#quirkyhappenings@cricbuzz

46th over: Sri Lanka 102-7 (Dickwella 22, Perera 1)Perera may not want an X-ray, but he yanks his hand off the bat handle as soon as he plays his first defensive shot. Not encouraging but he’s brave to come back out. Plays and misses at the next.

There it is! Starc’s 200th Test wicket is restored to him, after a DRS review earlier took it away. Lakmal slashes a boundary through backward point, then edges the next into the cordon. It was a full ball speaking in at the stumps from around the wicket from the left-armer, and Lakmal’s defensive prod took the thick edge low to third slip.

Starc’s 200th wicket in his 50th Test, nice round numbers. And what’s this? Dilruwan Perera is coming back to bat on. No trips to hospital, no X-rays, straight back to the middle.

45th over: Sri Lanka 97-6 (Dickwella 21, Lakmal 3) After a drinks break, Cummins continues and he’s bashed Perera in the glove! That really hurt. The batsman dropped his blade immediately as he was hit, and the ball lobbed away to land safely despite the attentions of short leg. But of more concern might be his broken thumb. That hit Perera on his bowling hand, and the off-spinner is Sri Lanka’s only slow bowler. If it’s broken, Sri Lanka are in even more trouble.

And he’s going to come off. He retires hurt, unable to carry his bat off the field. Big trouble.

44th over: Sri Lanka 93-6 (Dickwella 20, Perera 1) Dickwella might be well advised to play some shots and harvest a few runs while he can. The way Australia has batted lately, anything over 200 against them could be enough. But that’s a long way away. Dickwella takes a single first ball of the over and lets Perera face Starc. The lower-order batsman plays into the cordon twice, three times, squeezing the ball away as Starc gets his line right. Then Perera finds a single to cover.

43rd over: Sri Lanka 91-6 (Dickwella 19, Perera 0) Cummins ends the over doused with sweat, but successful. He’d already nearly run out Silva earlier in that over from a brilliant piece of fielding. We saw one from him in Adelaide, but this could even have been better, because he was the bowler as well. Dickwella tapped the ball to the off side of the pitch and ran with the stroke. Cummins ran down the ball, picked it up, and flick-threw it underneath his body while diving, towards the striker’s stumps. Silva was nowhere in the frame but Cummins missed.Never mind. He pinged the ball off the outside edge a couple of balls later. Dilruwan Perera, a spinner but decent with the bat, walks to the middle. Cummins zips one past his edge for good measure. Has 2 for 21 now.

The slide continues! Cummins with a beauty, seamed away a touch after angling in at the off stump. Decking and taking the edge of Roshen Silva’s defensive prod, going softly at the ball but the pace of the pitch seeing it carry through regardless.

42nd over: Sri Lanka 90-5 (Silva 9, Dickwella 18) Mitchell Starc returns, trying to find some rhythm. He doesn’t initially, bowling a bit wide of the right-hander’s off stump from over the wicket. Silva doesn’t often have to play.

41st over: Sri Lanka 90-5 (Silva 9, Dickwella 18) Tell you what, this Dickwella show is fast and loose. First he tries to trampoline Cummins over the slips, and misses by a mile. Then he leaves a ball that angles in to be on the line of the stumps, but hits him high and lets him survive. The over is a maiden.

40th over: Sri Lanka 90-5 (Silva 9, Dickwella 18) Can’t stop, won’t stop sweeping. Dickwella goes with the paddle this time, and makes good connection to take Lyon for four. Next ball he tries to launch into the sun, and misses out completely. Lyon gets good turn again as Dickwella leaves outside off, then the batsman lands another sweep for a single. He’s doubled Silva’s score.

39th over: Sri Lanka 85-5 (Silva 9, Dickwella 13) Cummins squares up Dickwella, shaving past the left-hander’s edge. Then does the same for Silva a few balls later. Some games he’s relentless with his attacking line and length.

38th over: Sri Lanka 84-5 (Silva 9, Dickwella 12) Lyon bowls, and Dickwella is dropped! Reverse sweeping, swinging hard, but getting mostly a top edge. It looped rather than skying, and almost carried Head at backward point, but his dive got a left hand to the ball. He almost dived too far in the end and wore it on the wrist. Dickwella survives, barely.

37th over: Sri Lanka 82-5 (Silva 8, Dickwella 11) Lover-ly. Dickwella sees Pat Cummins start a new over, bowl a long half volley, and the batsman drives it clean and correct through mid-off for four. Two slips and a gully for Dickwella, not a very populated cordon. Two men out for the hook so Cummins can bounce him. Dickwella goes back and glides into that cordon gap for two, so Paine brings in a third slip and moves the gully finer.

36th over: Sri Lanka 76-5 (Silva 8, Dickwella 5) Roshen Silva is looking more comfortable at the crease, tapping Lyon into the covers for a single. Dickwella doesn’t, hurling his bat for an outside edge that races past slip for three. Travis Head gets on the treadmill as he steps on the boundary rope after knocking the ball back, and it slides out from under him.

35th over: Sri Lanka 72-5 (Silva 7, Dickwella 2) A nice little punch through cover to get off the mark for Dickwella. He isn’t the sort of player who’ll refrain from playing his shots, so he ends the over with a flapping attempt at a pull shot despite being on the front foot. Got nowhere near it.

34th over: Sri Lanka 70-5 (Silva 7, Dickwella 0) Australian Test leg-spinner Kristen Beams was just on ABC Grandstand with Alison Mitchell. I wonder if this is the first time in Australia that two women have called a men’s Test? The first in my recollection, anyway. Good to hear a bit more variety on our airwaves in recent years.

Lyon comes over the wicket, and Roshen Silva plays a reverse-sweep for four! That was extravagant, and entertaining.

33rd over: Sri Lanka 66-5 (Silva 3, Dickwella 0) Young Jhye Richardson on debut has 3 for 18 so far. A friendlier match to debut in than bowling against Kohli, Pujara and Rahane, but he’s done the job regardless. Niroshan Dickwella the Sri Lankan keeper is a left-hander, and Richardson gets some extravagant seam movement away from him twice in a row.

It looked like a matter of time: that forward lean, those hard hands at the ball, and the inevitable happens. De Silva facing Richardson, who moves the ball away a touch again and takes the edge to Paine. A push at the ball, and Sri Lanka are falling in a heap.

32nd over: Sri Lanka 66-4 (Silva 3, de Silva 5) Outside edge from Dhananjaya’s bat from Lyon, past slip, and they hare up and down for three. Roshen Silva looks more confident against Lyon, skipping down the pitch a couple of times to try whipping the ball away. Gets one shot where he wants it, worth a couple. Good positive play.

31st over: Sri Lanka 60-4 (Silva 1, de Silva 1) Dhananjaya de Silva has a hook at Richardson but doesn’t land it very well. Gets a single. Roshen Silva leaves the rest of the over alone.

30th over: Sri Lanka 60-4 (Silva 1, de Silva 1) Lyon getting some serious turn and bounce already. He doesn’t mind bowling on the first day in Brisbane. Was good here during the corresponding Ashes fixture. By the end of his over the batsmen finally get the nurdle going, with a single each to get off the mark.

29th over: Sri Lanka 58-4 (Silva 0, de Silva 0) Interesting technique from Dhananjaya. Watching him from nearly side on, it becomes clear how much he leans forward at the bowler. Right over his front leg, looking like a stiff breeze would tip him forward onto his face. That gets him into position to throw his hands at the ball, or rather doesn’t give him much option to do anything but. Unsurprisingly, most balls he plays at in this Richardson over end up at point.

28th over: Sri Lanka 58-4 (Silva 0, de Silva 0) A maiden for Lyon to follow one for Richardson, as Roshen Silva tries to keep the off-spinner out. Largely succeeds, though one ball beats his edge.

27th over: Sri Lanka 58-4 (Silva 0, de Silva 0) The Australians will, as they say, get around him. Richardson, that is, who moved around to the Vulture Street end to start this session, taking the end that Starc had used before tea, and Richardson was immediately more effective. What a pearler. Dhananjaya de Silva comes out for a double Silva attack.

Bowled him! That’s destructo-ball right there. Jhye Richardson had just seen one set of stumps light up after Mendis hit a straight drive back past him, but next ball Richardson lights up the other set of sticks. A ball that snakes in towards the right-hander’s toe, then cuts the other way off the seam. Beats him totally and removes off stump. That’s a gorgeous bit of bowling and Sri Lanka’s best batsman is on his way.

Thanks Adam. And I can confirm that it’s officially as hot as blazes out there in Brisbane. Just walked outside and my shirt ironed itself. A rare cheerful session for Australia in this home summer, and now they have to drive home the advantage as the day wends on. Normally the second session of day-night Tests is the best for batting, so we’ll see.

26th over: Sri Lanka 58-3 (Mendis 14, Silva 0) Another outstanding over from Lyon to finish, beating Silva on both the outside and inside edge, turning and bouncing the ball as much as you will see from a finger spinner in the first session of a Test Match. And with that maiden, it is the tea break. It being a day-night Test, we take the 20 minute interval now, dinner taken after the middle stanza. All told, a very good two hours for Australia after losing the toss, Cummins, Richardson and Lyon all into the book along the way. I’ll leave you now with Geoff Lemon to take the OBO through the next session. Catch you tomorrow!

25th over: Sri Lanka 58-3 (Mendis 14, Silva 0) Starc to Mendis. It’s a maiden, but that flatters the quick who twice sprayed down the legside. He needs this break. But they will get one final over in beforehand, racing to their positions.

24th over: Sri Lanka 58-3 (Mendis 14, Silva 0) Three men out on the legside for Lyon against Mendis, who dominated him in Sri Lanka in 2016, bowling round the wicket too. It is fair to say that Brendon Julian does not approve of this defensive starting point but it does keep Mendis quiet until the second last ball, deflected for one. The men stay out for the new man Roshen Silva, Lyon finding his inside edge with the ballnearly ending back on his stumps from the awkward, failed cut shot.

23rd over: Sri Lanka 57-3 (Mendis 13, Silva 0) Nice stroke from Mendis, tucking into another overpitched Starc delivery, pushing through cover for three. The quick is copping some heat from Brendon Julian and Mike Hussey on TV for his length in this spell so far, wanting him to pull it back a bit.

The strikes! Sri Lanka now 3/54 #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/JmmYheKNZt

Superbly taken from Paine, moving to his left after Lyon clipped the glove of Karunaratne with another ball that turned big and bounced generously from round the wicket. So a good innings from the opener ends within 15 minutes of the first break, undone by a fine piece of bowling and some equally excellent wicketkeeping.

22nd over: Sri Lanka 54-3 (Mendis 10)

21st over: Sri Lanka 53-2 (Karunaratne 24, Mendis 9) Starc, who was handy to begin the Test, is back for a second burst before lunch from the Vulture Street End. He gives Karunaratne one on his pads here though, the opener whipping it away to the rope with ease. Starc is back where he needs to be on the fourth stump line by the end of the set. “Australia will be disappointed if Sri Lanka are only two down by the break,” Brendon Julian states on TV, noting how much swing and movement they have been getting with the pink ball throughout the session.

20th over: Sri Lanka 49-2 (Karunaratne 20, Mendis 9) This is better from Karunaratne, looking more comfortable on the front foot. Mendis also scores early in the Lyon over, working with the spin behind square. Some good running to finish the left-hander pushing into cover, racing through for a quick single.

The early spin @NathLyon421 is getting @copes9 | #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/05UeObspCF

19th over: Sri Lanka 46-2 (Karunaratne 18, Mendis 8) Mendis is defending and leaving in rotation, Cummins asking all the usual questions. From nowhere, though, comes an impotent half-tracker to finish, the Sri Lankan star hammering a cut shot to the boundary.

18th over: Sri Lanka 42-2 (Karunaratne 18, Mendis 4) Another top over from Lyon, starting his work this Test in ideal fashion. Mendis gets off strike second ball down the ground, offering up the left-hander Karunaratne who does well to get through the rest without making an error with the balls turning square and men around the bat - including Starc at leg slip. I’m enjoying this mission creep from the quicks, two of them now serving vice-captains and Starc a reborn slipper.

Some fine Samson statto work here.

Between Steve O'Keefe dismissing Wahab Riaz at Sydney in Jan 2017 and Jhye Richardson dismissing Chandimal today only 4 bowlers took wickets for Australia at home - Starc/Hazlewood/Cummins/Lyon took 150 between them in that time.

17th over: Sri Lanka 41-2 (Karunaratne 18, Mendis 3) A point of discussion on TV that Australia have bowled only 16 overs with 37 minutes scheduled until lunch. I’ve speculated in earlier day-night Tests that this could be intentional, making sure that they get to bowl as many overs as possible later on after dark. We’ll see. Allan Border is debating whether there should be two drinks breaks in this session. Never change, AB. Back in the middle, Cummins sends down another superb delivery at Mendis to start the fresh over that beats the edge, repeating the dose with another absolutely beauty with his penulitmate offering. We’ve seen some high class fast bowling here this afternoon. But the Sri Lankan young gun is off the mark from the final ball, the 15th he’s faced, pushing three behind point with nice control along the ground.

For most of the past 7 years, Lyon was kept away from ODI team partly due to fears that too much white ball exposure would "ruin" him. On evidence of that 1st over, he seems entirely unruined #AUSvSL

16th over: Sri Lanka 38-2 (Karunaratne 18, Mendis 0) On comes Nathan Lyon, at the ground where the Cult of ‘Nice Garry’ began two summers ago, against the team he made his famous Test debut at Galle all the way back in 2011. He’s generating big spin to start at Karunaratne, beating the southpaw on the back foot. A carbon copy comes later in the over, fending at a deliveryon the basis of line rather than length. Good batting to finish, now on the front foot pushing two down the ground. They take a second drinks break.

15th over: Sri Lanka 36-2 (Karunaratne 16, Mendis 0) Cummins concedes some runs this time around, Karunaratne driving a couple to cover then taking a two more from a pair of balls aimed at the stumps. Given a chance at Mendis, still yet to score, the athletic quick is straight on to a tight fourth stump line. Let’s enjoy this, two of the young superstars of world cricket going at each other.

“Jason Gillespie did it for South Australia,” says Sam Perry to my left. That he did. I reckon Paul Reiffel popped himself there at a similar stage of his state career.

14th over: Sri Lanka 31-2 (Karunaratne 11, Mendis 0) Richardson bowls his seventh, still getting a ton of movement. He’s so close to removing Mendis without scoring, beating him with an unplayable. “He’s really in a rhythm now,” notes Allan Border on telly. In response, Paine moves Mitch Starc into fourth slip. It’s not without precedent for the fast bowler to find himself in the cordon, spending a fair bit of time at first slip in Abu Dhabi last October. Who are the best quicks who caught in the grippers? Botham, of course. Brian McMillan stands out. Jimmy Anderson has also done plenty of good work in there, albeit mostly to spinners. Joel Garner, right? Oh, Terry Alderman - how can I forget. Who else?

13th over: Sri Lanka 31-2 (Karunaratne 11, Mendis 0) Mendis is both the future and the present of this Sri Lankan team, with siz Test tons already to his name by age 23. The first of those was a stunning, matchwinning 171 against Australia at Kandy in 2016, a side that has four (by my count) players out there today. It means they cannot take the foot off and Cummins doesn’t, sending down an accurate maiden at Karunaratne, dealt with respectfully. “He’s their Pujara,” Kerry O’Keefe says of the Sri Lankan opener, who looks just about set now, having faced 43 balls.

Look at what it means to Jhye Richardson! #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/ecKFwqtZYx

And how about the reaction!

A first Test wicket for Jhye Richardson!

Look at the celebrations #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/AYXBvx9Ln0

A wonderful way for Richardson to pick up his first Test wicket! It’s a textbook outswinger, forcing Chandimal to play, kissing his outside edge, taken beautifully by Burns diving across from second slip. He has the visiting skipper within minutes of walking out. What a moment for the young West Australian.

12th over: Sri Lanka 31-2 (Karunaratne 11)

11th over: Sri Lanka 27-1 (Karunaratne 11, Chandimal 1) The skipper, Chandimal, was not down to bat at No3 but he is walking out now at the fall of the first wicket instead of Dhananjaya. He’s off the mark first ball with a push to mid-on, Karunaratne defending the rest of the successful set with soft hands.

That was the first wicket for Pat Cummins as Australia’s vice-captain. Through him, we’re one step closer to the fast bowler captaincy revolution. Viva!

OUT. And who else to strike but @patcummins30?!

Thirimanne goes, and it's 1/26 #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/wmBtNSxhiy

Full and round the wicket, Cummins gave Thirimanne an invitation to drive that he could not turn down. Doing just enough off the deck, the outside edge flew straight into the hands of the local boy Labuschagne at third slip. They’re away.

10th over: Sri Lanka 26-0 (Karunaratne 11, Thirimanne 12) Jumping Jhye was all over Karunaratne early and he’s once again up for leg before. This is the least convincing of the appeals so far, though, the ball pitching well outside leg. But on the whole, the experienced opener now looks to be working himself into a nice groove.

9th over: Sri Lanka 26-0 (Karunaratne 11, Thirimanne 12) Cummins gets a chance now, replacing Starc after a sharp four over stint. As usual, he’s straight into the idea channel at Thirmanne from round the wicket, taking only three balls to find an inside edge. On Fox Criket, they note that James Anderson has picked up Thirimanne seven times in Tests. The England champion was the best of their bowlers on the opening day at Barbados, his overnight figures 25-12-4-33. As you do at age 36.

8th over: Sri Lanka 26-0 (Karunaratne 11, Thirimanne 12) Better over for Sri Lanka, Karunaratne tucking Richardson then Thirimanne doing likewise for a couple. He plays the same shot later in the over but finer again, the angle good enough to secure the first boundary of the Test! Richardson keeps it together, finishing the over with an excellent off-cutter that beats Karunaratne.

.@copes9 takes us through the history of day-night matches at The Gabba, and what that tells us #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/kp8RTSGMGV

7th over: Sri Lanka 20-0 (Karunaratne 10, Thirimanne 7) Starc is bowling some unplayables in this spell, Thirimanne beaten again from a ball that jags away that he has to play at. Sure enough, there is a bouncer in there too. The opener makes good contact to a drive later in the over, albeit straight back to the bowler, but he’s beaten again to finish from a delivery he really should have been leaving alone.

DRS denied Mitchell Starc Test scalp No.200! #SpecsaversCricket#AUSvSL | @SpecsaversAUpic.twitter.com/0LTWwwMspn

6th over: Sri Lanka 19-0 (Karunaratne 9, Thirimanne 7) Richardson gets another go at Karunaratne, who made the ICC Test Team of the year for 2018 for eight 50+ scores in nine Tests. But it only takes two balls for his inside edge to be located, his skiddy trajectory of the new West Australian taking some getting used to. The left-hander knows he has to leave whenever he can, given a couple of inaccurate short balls to watch in an over a touch less potent.

NOT OUT! Well, that looked pretty good live but the review shows it missing leg stump. Mitch Starc will have wait for his 200th Test wicket; Thirimanne survives.

5th over: Sri Lanka 16-0 (Karunaratne 8, Thirimanne 7) The error was set up by some super bowling, Starc beating the edge with a beauty after flooring the opening with a rapid bumper. The Australians are on.

How many ever times he returns to this level, Lahiru Thirimanne simply has no control over his outside-edge's flirtatious urges towards the cricket ball #AUSvSL@cricbuzz

HAS STARC PICKED UP THIRIMANNE? He’s been given lbw but sends it straight upstairs. Stand by.

4th over: Sri Lanka 14-0 (Karunaratne 7, Thirimanne 6) Richardson is once again appealing first ball of his second set, this time pinning Karunaratne to the crease with a delivery shaping back beautifully from over the wicket. The umpire doesn’t fancy it, the bounce again convincing Paine not to review. A nice battle continues between the pair, the opening bat taking two to midwicket and leaving competently, the bowler locating an inside edge to finish. Really good cricket.

3rd over: Sri Lanka 12-0 (Karunaratne 5, Thirimanne 6) Starc now finds the outside edge of Thirimanne’s blade, doing it tough early on here, but it lands just short of the cordon. The talisman leader then attacks the stumps before losing his line a bit as the over came to an end, Karunaratne collecting one off his pads.

Kurtis Patterson's Cricinfo shot looks like he works in a Video Ezy in about 2006 and has just started reading about libertarianism. pic.twitter.com/tD7e3bsCc3

2nd over: Sri Lanka 9-0 (Karunaratne 4, Thirimanne 5) So close! It is all happening in Jhye Richardson’s first over of Test cricket, ever so close to a breakthrough. He nearly joined a special club with his first ball, Thirimanne almost pushing a catch to Labuschagne at short leg off the shoulder of the bat. Back on strike later in the over, the same man shouldered arms to a delivery that came back a long way, prompting a massive appeal from the West Australian and the cordon. On the basis of height, Paine elected not to go upstairs. Tons to like about this kid.

The first ball of Jumping Jhye’s Test career. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/IKWNuOGzH5

1st over: Sri Lanka 6-0 (Karunaratne 3, Thirimanne 3) Lovely shot first ball of the Test from Karunaratne, pushing Starc with perfect timing through midwicket for three. Thirimanne is busy early, hit by a bumper on the arm that he can’t get away from before steering a couple nicely past point to get off the mark. A yorker to finish, dug out for a single to retain the strike. Good cricket from all involved.

The players are on the field! Mitchell Starc has the ball in his hand, bowling the first ball from the Vulture Street End. Karunaratne is facing, the man in the form of his life, alongside Thirimanne. PLAY!

Indigenous welcome to country and national anthems. Sri Lanka’s is a corker, running to about four minutes in total. Of course, they are playing for the Warne-Murali Trophy in this series, one of the most divisive in the game. Personally, I love it. I might even have called it stately in my copy last night.

The Warne-Murali. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/au90k7TDRo

There are not many people here. It’s hard to judge at the Gabba with their kaleidoscopic seating, but the fact that more tickets were sold to Canberra than here as of two weeks ago suggests this might be a bit of a battle. Of course, that attendance number will swell after business hours for that final session.

Speaking of the witching hour, it is a good thing that the pink ball is no longer a major talking point, this the fifth day-night Test played in Australia. Talking to their officials here this morning, the only change to the ball from last season is that they have smoothed the leather less before applying the cover. That’s a negligible alteration, designed to prevent peeling. In short, the ball is good as gold, Tim Paine saying as much yesterday at his pre-Test press conference.

https://t.co/WAkZ6igGLypic.twitter.com/NMQW1hFVNk

Sri Lanka: Dimuth Karunaratne, Lahiru Thirimanne, Dinesh Chandimal (c), Kusal Mendis, Roshen Silva, Dhananjaya de Silva, Niroshan Dickwella (wk), Dilruwan Perera, Suranga Lakmal, Dushmantha Chameera, Lahiru Kumara

I’m extremely happy to see Dhananjaya at three. The three quicks as expected; Perera the spinner. No other surprises.

Australia: Marcus Harris, Joe Burns, Usman Khawaja, Marnus Labuschagne, Travis Head, Kurtis Patterson, Tim Paine (c & wk), Pat Cummins, Mitchell Starc, Jhye Richardson, Nathan Lyon

Sri Lanka still coming. Not sure what’s going on here, but I’ll have it up asap.

Dinesh Chandimal has called correctly. Teams as named coming in a tick.

This is nice. Trent Copeland is Kurtis Patterson’s club captain at St George and perhaps the most excited man in Australia about his elevation to the Test side. Copes performed at The Grade Cricketer live show last night (with the OBO’s own Sam Perry) and said that his own hopes of an Ashes recall are far from dead. Nor should they be, either. We learned the hard way in 2015 how an unbalanced attack in England can go around and around. They need an old-fashioned seamer and Copeland has to be in that conversation alongside Worrall, Siddle and Sayers.

Get to know more about Kurtis Patterson as he chats to h̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶u̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶ @copes9#AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/ViHnqZIYAB

The track. Yes, that looks a bit green. But do not - I repeat do not get carried away. It’ll be a road. We’re in Australia, it is always a road. Bat early, bat often.

Welcome to the Gabba for day one of the first Domain Test against Sri Lanka. Toss 90 mins away. Here’s the pitch #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/xlSR12hHtq

Kurtis Patterson putting on his baggy green for the first time. Nice.

Cap prezzo for Kurtis Patterson, presented by Mike Hussey. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/AcwGaR0KUl

Hello from the Gabba! The good news for the players is that the stinging heat of yesterday has not been repeated for the opening afternoon of this two Test series, the temperature currently 30 degrees, with a tiny bit of cloud cover.

For the hosts, this could serve as the platform to a much better 2019, finding a way to win again. Alternatively, if they drop this series, it will be the worst possible result ahead of an away Ashes in August. As for the visitors, they have suffered from their own well-documented troubles over the last 12 months, keen here to find a way to salute in their first ever Test Match in this country.

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West Indies v England: first Test, day two – as it happened

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Eighteen wickets fell on a dramatic second day in Barbados, with England blown away for 77 by the brilliance of Kemar Roach and Jason Holder

That’s it for tonight’s blog - I’ll leave you with Vic Marks’ match report from Barbados. Goodnight!

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That’s the end of a dramatic day, in which 18 wickets fell and England were blown away for 77. West Indies will almost certainly win this match, despite a proud bowling performance from England in the evening session.

36th over: West Indies 127-6 (Dowrich 27, Holder 7) Jason Holder survives a huge LBW from Curran, bowling around the wicket. England have wasted their reviews so there’s nothing they can do about it, although replays show it would have been Umpire’s Call.

That’s a useful wicket for England just before the close. Hetmyer tries to drive Curran and slices it towards point, where Buttler takes a comfortbale catch. That’s Sam Curran’s first wicket of the match, and it keeps England’s gossamer-thin victory hopes alive.

35th over: West Indies 120-5 (Hetmyer 31, Dowrich 27) Ten minutes or so until the close. Rashid continues, having disappeared for 13 in his first over; this time he is milked for four singles. West Indies lead by 332.

34th over: West Indies 116-5 (Hetmyer 29, Dowrich 25) Sam Curran replaces Ben Stokes. It seems Jimmy Anderson’s body has gone on strike in protest at England’s batting performance. Curran beats Hetmyer with a good delivery, and that’s about it.

33rd over: West Indies 115-5 (Hetmyer 29, Dowrich 24) Adil Rashid comes on to replace Moeen Ali, so Hetmyer slog-sweeps him for a mighty six. All due respect. A couple of singles bring up a superb, order-restoring fifty partnership from 69 balls. Hetmyer cuts the last ball, a piece of filth, for four to make it 13 from the over. West Indies lead by 327.

32nd over: West Indies 102-5 (Hetmyer 18, Dowrich 22) Ben Stokes’ spell continues into an 11th over. He is ramming everything in short, but it’s coming off the pitch fairly slowly now and the West Indies batsmen are surviving comfortably.

31st over: West Indies 101-5 (Hetmyer 18, Dowrich 21) Hetmyer drives Moeen confidently over mid-off, though he only gets a single because of the man on the boundary. Dowrich then makes room to flash a cut stroke for three more. This has been a fine partnership, especially as they came together after West Indies had collapsed from 60 for one to 61 for five.

30th over: West Indies 95-5 (Hetmyer 16, Dowrich 17) Stokes has one more over for the road - the tenth of his spell - and hits Dowrich in the chest with a good short ball. A maiden from Stokes, who has bowled superbly in this match.

29th over: West Indies 95-5 (Hetmyer 16, Dowrich 17) There are 35 minutes’ play remaining.

28th over: West Indies 91-5 (Hetmyer 14, Dowrich 16) Stokes has gone into Enforcer Mode. I’m not sure England need to do that just yet, and I’d be tempted to have a look at Anderson from this end.

27th over: West Indies 89-5 (Hetmyer 13, Dowrich 15) One from Moeen’s over, most of which I spent catching my breath.

26th over: West Indies 88-5 (Hetmyer 13, Dowrich 14) Stokes’ first ball is lifted majestically over mid-on for four by the brilliant Hetmyer, which takes West Indies’ lead up to 300. Stokes smiles, and does so again when he rams a short ball past Hetmyer’s chest. There’s a burgeoning competitive bromance going on between these two, and it’s great fun to watch.

“Hi,” says David Murray. “So, if England have to chase no more than 350 they surely have a good chance to win this - the game hasn’t gone on long enough for the pitch to have deteriorated too much. And they have 10 players capable of scoring runs (in theory). The selection might be vindicated, although they probably should have chosen 11 batters and left out Anderson.”

25th over: West Indies 84-5 (Hetmyer 9, Dowrich 14) Hetmyer boffs Moeen effortlessly over long off for six, the logical response to an unfolding crisis. Dowrich does the same later in the over, swiping a big six over long on. In the circumstances, that’s some impressively testicular batting.

“Is the pitch so bad that 17 wickets should be tumbling (and we’re not finished yet)?” asks Adam Roberts.

24th over: West Indies 71-5 (Hetmyer 2, Dowrich 8) The great Jeff Dujon is in a foul mood in the commentary box, and is talking as if West Indies have thrown this game away. The English commentators aren’t exactly singing Three Lions, either, so there’s a game of onedownmanship (to use Mac Millings’ lovely word) going on.

Dowrich gets off a pair with consecutive boundaries off Stokes. They were cracking shots, too, a pull shot followed by a wristy flick through square leg.

23rd over: West Indies 63-5 (Hetmyer 2, Dowrich 0) Hetmyer gets off the mark with an expansive drive over extra cover for two. That’s a brave/dangerous shot in the circumstances. Moeen then appeals for LBW when Hetmyer falls over a drifting yorker. I’m pretty sure he got some bat on it, but even if he didn’t it was probably drifting past leg.

“It’s p’ing it down with rain in New Jersey,” says J Sims, adding ‘rain’ for clarification. ‘It’s gone from minus 5 to plus 16 C in 24 hours. And now the boys go from world beaters to schmucks to ... a Windies collapse? All in three sessions. I can’t take it - and I can’t have a beer for another few hours. Please make it stop.”

22nd over: West Indies 61-5 (Hetmyer 0, Dowrich 0) A wicket maiden from Stokes. This is all very Lord’s 2000, isn’t it?

Also, like the man said... (NB: The clip below contains lively language.)

What the bloody blazes?! Stokes has got rid of Shai Hope, caught expertly at short leg by Keaton Jennings after an inside-edge onto the pad. England have taken four wickets for one run and five wickets for nine.

21st over: West Indies 61-4 (Hope 3, Hetmyer 0) England are all out of reviews after that. Hetmyer and Stokes had a playful chat at the end of the over, during which Hetmyer seemed to suggest any noise came from his gold chain hitting his helmet.

Hetmyer survives. It was extremely close to the glove but there’s nothing on Ultra-Edge so the original decision stands.

This could be a third wicket in the over for Moeen. Hetmyer offered no stroke outside off stump but Stokes was convinced the ball brushed his glove.

Two wickets in three balls! Chase edges Moeen to slip, where the inevitable Stokes takes a brilliant reaction catch to his right.

Darren Bravo completes a miserable return to Test cricket by edging a good ball from Moeen to slip, where Stokes takes a smart low catch. England are going to lose but they can take a few West Indies batsmen with them in this innings. Bravo will certainly go into the second Test low on confidence after making 2 and 1 in this match.

20th over: West Indies 61-2 (Hope 3, Bravo 1) “This last few hours certainly cleared the head,” says Guy Hornsby. “I didn’t even miss an hour and the innings was gone. Like popping out for a pint and coming home to find your house burnt down. There’s an Ashes pun in there somewhere. I wonder how much this pitch would’ve turned on day 4 and 5? We will, categorically, never know.”

I can’t remember the last time England misjudged a pitch this badly. The first Test in India in 1992-93, perhaps? (They picked four quicks on a raging turner, and Graeme Hick ended with match figures of 5 for 28.)

This will sit alongside the infamous Chris Rogers LBW at Lord’s in 2013 as one of the more disgusting wickets in Test history. Stokes bowls a miserable wide half-tracker, falls over in the process, and is on all fours when Campbell toe-ends an attempted pull shot straight to cover.

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Thanks Daniel, hello again. Well, that’s it from me, goodnight!

19th over: West Indies 58-1 (Campbell 31, Hope 3) You’ve got to laugh. Moeen finds turn and bounce - a rarity - Campbell edges - and it drops short of Stokes at one. Of course it does!

“The last time England had two 50 opening partnerships in the same match was against Bangladesh in March 2010,” emails Matt Emerson. Surely Smyth could have worked that out...?

18th over: West Indies 57-1 (Campbell 30, Hope 3) There’s a problem with the ball - a flap of leather sticking out of it, and it being bowled at West Indies, not England. Campbell turns one away for one, then Hope gets away with two to cover. How about: the English batsmen have to spend all night sitting in amongst the Barmy Army. Five off the over.

17th over: West Indies 52-1 (Campbell 27, Hope 0) “Here’s a view of England capitulating, as witnessed from the Greenidge and Haynes stand,” emails my colleague Graham Snowdon. “There aren’t too many Windies fans here today but there is no shortage of interest around the island, hopefully the game situation will bring people out in force tomorrow. Feeling here is that Windies just bowled brilliantly. It’s been a treat to watch.”

If that wasn’t these, that’d be fair - they did bowl brilliantly - but this happens so often that you’ve got to blame the batsmen who didn’t find a way, too. Brilliant bowling shouldn’t necessarily mean 77 all out.

Brathwaite gets a straightish one, presses forward, steps back, and can’t get his front foot out of the way so has to play around it, missing - it bumps him low, and he more or less walks. England needed that (along with nine other wickets for -100 runs).

16th over: West Indies 51-0 (Brathwaite 24, Campbell 27) I hope Stuart Broad has collected his bedbugs - I can think of several good homes for them. Anyway, Stokes zips one past Campbell’s edge - a bit fuller and he’s in business - then single followed by a punch down the ground for two brings up another fifty partnership. That’s two in the match - I wonder when England last had two.

15th over: West Indies 48-0 (Brathwaite 22, Campbell 26) Oooh yes, lovely from Campbell, who’s beginning to enjoy himself. He absolutely clouts a sweep to square leg fo fo, then ambles through for a single bunted to mid on, and England are absolutely all sorts.

14th over: West Indies 43-0 (Brathwaite 22, Campbell 21) After Campbell takes a single, Stokes bangs one in and Brathwaite leaps into a convulsion, diverting from armpit to square leg and adding another; more or less the same thing then happens to Campbell.

“Just got in from work, and did a cartoon character double-take on seeing 77 all out,” says Kim Thonger, “but really this has been an accident waiting to happen. I’ve lost count of the number of times the ‘middle order/all rounders have got the ‘proper’ batsmen out of jail. The worst thing is, this may just be the first part of a trilogy. London buses arrive in threes. Perhaps collapses do as well.”

13th over: West Indies 40-0 (Brathwaite 21, Campbell 19) Stasguru genius RA Smyth notes that Jennings’ swashbuckling 17 was the lowest highest score in a completed England Test since 1998 and the joint third-lowest ever. That’s one to tell the little Beakerlings and Beakerlettes. Moeen wheels through a maiden.

12th over: West Indies 40-0 (Brathwaite 21, Campbell 19) Binyomin Stokes has the ball, and riboino shel eilom do England need something from him. And he nearly delivers, Campbell pulling a bouncer than got big on him and only getting half, but seeing the ball drop safe while he runs two. Ahahahahaha. Next, Stokes clatters the pad and likes it a lot, but that was going well down.

“This is hilarious,” emails Phil Harrison. “I think what I’d like to see now is a bunch of dropped catches off Anderson’s bowling. In for a penny, in for a pound...”

11th over: West Indies 38-0 (Brathwaite 21, Campbell 17) Campbell extracts some revenge on Moeen, who took his wicket in the first innings, getting down on one knee to thrump him into the stands for six via slog-sweep! He goes again too, but this time a low one finds the sweeper.

10th over: West Indies 31-0 (Brathwaite 21, Campbell 10) One to Brathwaite, eased to square leg, then Campbell takes two to cover and two more to midwicket. This is not that difficult for them, and a further single follows; this has gone perfectly for West Indies.

“A punishment for the batsmen?” emails Matt Dony. “I suggest forcing them to listen to the music of George Ezra. I’ve been asked to play at some friends’ wedding on Saturday, and so have been forced to learn Shotgun. If I have to suffer, so should others. On the upside, looks like I won’t be missing any cricket on Saturday evening...”

9th over: West Indies 25-0 (Brathwaite 20, Campbell 5) Moeen into the attack, and Campbell shoves his third ball to cover for one. I’m a little surprised it wasn’t Stokes on first change, because I’d give Curran a couple more from around, but here we are. Brathwaite takes a single too, and the lead is now 237.

8th over: West Indies 23-0 (Brathwaite 19, Campbell 4) Shmiel Curran tries from around and seems to have found a more challenging line, whipping into the stumps rather than slanting across them. He sends down a maiden, but one that elicits a leading edge and forcing Brathwaite to play at four of the first five balls - the other was a bouncer. But yerman is waiting for the sixth, skipping into a push to mid-off that yields two.

7th over: West Indies 21-0 (Brathwaite 17, Campbell 4) Brathwaite nurdles a single, and will know that if he sees Anderson away, there are easier runs to be had. Not that the others can’t bowl, they can, but they’re not greats. A single apiece follows.

“Smart stuff from England,” tweets Gary Naylor. “They need to find a solid Number 3 before The Ashes, someone comfortable batting in the first session of a Test. So they gave everyone a go in the first 30 overs of an innings.”

6th over: West Indies 18-0 (Brathwaite 15, Campbell 3) I think we’ve seen enough of Curran here - though he’s not going for runs like he did in the first innings, we should probably have some Stokes, while the ball’s still hard. But as I type that, he persuades Brathwaite to edge, only for it to drop short of Stokes. Are the slips too far back? Actually, looking again, I think Brathwaite dropped the hands on that - if so, well played.

“Much speculation this morning on Sky about how long Jimmy can keep playing for, emails Brian Withington. “A proper rest between bowling stints might help - I reckon he’s only got three or four more batting collapses in him before something blows irreparably.”

5th over: West Indies 17-0 (Brathwaite 14, Campbell 3) How would you punish the English batsmen? There’s got to be some kind of punishment for this, no? Lines? No tea? Ground them? Anderson stretches through a maiden. I can hear his hamstrings scream.

4th over: West Indies 17-0 (Brathwaite 14, Campbell 3) Curran’s magic touch was bound to fail him at some point, and this isn’t his fault. Bowling in English conditions is not the same as this, and he’s milked for three singles.

“I’m assuming it’s already been noted,” emails Simon, “this isn’t the first time a Roach has caused problems for England”. He then posts a photo of IT Botham.

3rd over: West Indies 13-0 (Brathwaite 13, Campbell 0) If England can skittle West Indies for 150 ... they still lose handily.

No bat, hit in line ... but it’s missing the top corner of leg stump! It never rains, but sometimes it pours so hard it makes your head bleed.

3rd over: West Indies 13-0 (Brathwaite 13, Campbell 0) Oh look at this! Anderson produces two outswinging jaffas, the second kissing the surface, squaring Campbell, and far too good for his edge. Can he bowl at both ends? And there it is, the one that comes back ... again far too good for yerman, crashing him on the pad, and the umpire says no so England say REVIEW! That is very, very close, I’d say.

2nd over:West Indies 13-0 (Brathwaite 13, Campbell 0) Curran has the ball, and he’ll know this is big for him. He’s never an opener on a track like this - the question is whether he keeps his place for the second Test because England bring in another seamer rather than swap one for him. He’s running in hard but Brathwaite quickly tickles him for four to long on, then absolutely chleanses him four four through midwicket, front foot airborne, Greenidge-style. Glorious!

1st over: West Indies 5-0 (Brathwaite 5, Campbell 0) And that’s not going to improve his mood, a short, wide one leathered to the fence by Brathwaite. England collapsed like a tasered Salah; a cardboard khazi; a post-Brexit economy. Send your variations in. Brathwaite adds a further single.

Anderson has the ball. I can only imagine the state of his temperal equilibrium.

England huddle. Hopefully someone has some knuckle-dusters.

“I’m watching this in the middle of the night in Melbourne with the aircon on,” emails Ian Forth. “It’s due to be 41 degrees today. I woke from fevered dreams like the guy in Kafka’s Metamorphosis, then decided to relax by watching some calming test cricket. It was 40-2 when I sat down. Now I know how a beetle on its back feels.”

Anyway: thank heaven for Keaton Jennings!

Back to Woakes debate, I’d like to clarify from earlier: I’m sure he’d have done well here. My point was that if you’re trying to build the best team in the world, then a 29-year-old who’s never done it overseas is not necessarily the man you pick, though he’s good.

I know that West Indies bowled well, but that’s Test cricket - you can expect the opposition to be good, that’s the point of it, and it’s on you to find a way despite that. I grew up in the 80s and 90s, so I’m no stranger to an England batting collapse, but those teams weren’t half as talented as this one. There’s no excuse for the invertebrate fecklessness, no excuse whatsoever. And I’m not having that underdone excuse either – they do this all the time, in all manner of circumstances, and it’s already clambered through my nostrils into my sinuses. It’s enough, lads.

Thanks Rob and hello again – how are we? Glad to hear it.

That’s it from me. I’m off to water January, but Daniel Harris will be with you for the first hour after tea. Email him on daniel.harris.casual@theguardian.com or tweet @danielharris.

West Indies have not enforced the follow-on and will bat again.

It’s the boring decision, but also the correct one.

“I don’t know about you, Rob, but I always feel that the year doesn’t really start until we’ve seen our first England batting collapse,” says Simon McMahon. “Then I know that all will be well. Happy New Year, everybody!”

The more I think about that collapse, the more I think it was about the West Indies bowling rather than the England batting. England did not cover themselves in glory, that much is true, but most of the batsmen were got out.

An early tea will be taken. What else is there to say? Oh yeah: DEWRRWEREWDSCDSR*EW(%WFDFDSFSDFUNTS.

Rashid steers a short ball from Joseph to Holder at second slip, and that’s the end of a miserable and slightly weird collapse from England. West Indies have the option of enforcing the follow-on, though I doubt they will. Their bowlers deserve to put their feet up after a spectacular performance. The superb Kemar Roach bowled with pace, skill and menace to take five for 17 from 11 overs.

30th over: England 73-9 (Rashid 8, Anderson 0) If you’re just joining us, don’t.

Brilliant bowling from Shannon Gabriel, who has bounced out Sam Curran quite emphatically. It was a cracking short ball from around the wicket; Curran got in a tangle and it rammed into the glove before looping to Shai Hope in the gully.

29th over: England 73-8 (Curran 14, Rashid 8) Rashid edges a good ball from Joseph low towards second slip, where the tall Holder can’t quite get down in time. I think it carried but, even so, it was a very difficult chance.

“Just got to the digital pub and the landlord’s said the mild’s off,” says Mike Daniels. “He’s only got bitter, very bitter. “Last time this happened, in 2009, Belly was made the scapegoat.”

28th over: England 73-8 (Curran 14, Rashid 8) Shannon Gabriel replaces the marvellous Kemar Roach, who has seen Jimmy Anderson’s figures and raised them: 11-7-17-5. A low full toss from Gabriel is driven confidently through mid-off for four by Curran, who is again on course to be England’s top scorer in a Test innings.

27th over: England 69-8 (Curran 10, Rashid 8) Rashid gets off the mark with a stylish boundary, wristily flicking an outswinger from Joseph over midwicket, and slices the next ball through backward point for four more.

I still don’t really understand what has happened since lunch, and no amount of back-to-back boundaries will change that. They lost five wickets for five!

26th over: England 61-8 (Curran 10, Rashid 0) Imagine the volume of steam passing through Stuart Broad’s nostrils right now. I’m sure West Indies won’t enforce the follow-on, even if they have the option. Roach bowls a maiden to Curran, including a wide delivery that beat Curran’s hearty flail outside off stump.

“I do love a good collapse in the West Indies,” says Robert Smithson, “if for no other reason that it brings back memories of my favourite line from my favourite ever OBO: ‘I’ll see you after tea. Assuming England haven’t lost by then.’”

25th over: England 61-8 (Curran 10, Rashid 0) “Thank goodness Jennings piled in with 17,” says Tom Adam, “or we’d be in trouble here.”

On the bright side, we’ve seen worse.

Related: The day Curtly Ambrose ripped England to pieces in the West Indies

Dear me, England are having a beast. Foakes has gone now, caught behind off Alzarri Joseph. It was a good ball, full and moving away to take the edge, and Dowrich threw himself to his right to take an excellent low catch.

24th over: England 60-7 (Foakes 2, Curran 9) Foakes plays out a maiden from Roach, whose figures are quite spectacular: 10-6-17-5.

“Rob,” says Daniel Dawson. “Can we blame this collapse on the lack of proper warm-up matches? Sri Lanka aside, England are generally poor in the first Test of an away series aren’t they?”

23rd over: England 60-7 (Foakes 2, Curran 9) Alzarri Joseph comes into the attack, replacing Jason Holder, and Curran slams a short ball through extra cover for four. Terrific shot. These two batsmen have the right temperament for a miserable situation like this.

“Hi Rob,” says Lorraine Reese. “Is this England’s cunning plan to avoid batting last?”

22nd over: England 53-7 (Foakes 0, Curran 4) England lost five wickets for five runs in that crazy spell before drinks. Sam Curran, the new batsman, has clearly decided to give it some humpty. He fresh airs one big drive at Roach and edges another over the slips for four to get off the mark.

That’s drinks “An England innings without laughter is an innings wasted” - Charlie Chaplin.

Hahahahaha. Roach has his five-for and Buttler has gone as well! It was a good delivery which got really big on Buttler, who had nowhere to hide and could only get a thin edge through to the keeper.

21st over: England 49-6 (Buttler 4, Foakes 0) “Ouch,” says Mike Daniels. “Point taken. I just think Woakes is unfairly maligned and that he and Broad are carrying the can for the failures in the upper order batting. I’d play Curran as a batter who can bowl, not as an opening/1st change bowler. There are better options for those roles. The Digital Pubs round here serve a passable Digital Mild from M&B.”

This is what happens when you have about seven all-rounders in the squad, I suppose; the permutations become almost infinite. I suspect the fuss contributed to Curran’s poor performance yesterday, but I do agree that his role in the side is a little confused. That said, Ed Smith and the other selectors have done so many innovative and fascinating things in the last nine months, so we can’t expect them to get everything right.

20th over: England 48-6 (Buttler 4, Foakes 0) It’ll be Ben Foakes to face the hat-trick ball. Here comes Roach ... and Foakes offers no stroke outside off stump. A double-wicket maiden will have to suffice.

“Rob,” says John Starbuck. “The simple solution to the Curran problem (if it is one) is to have him open the innings with Woakes and play Broad as normal. The current openers are unlikely to get much better so we might as well maintain the tradition of rarely fielding the same team twice.”

It’s true: sometimes laughter is the best medicine. Moeen has gone first ball! He tried to work a short ball from Roach off the hip and got a top edge that carried all the way to fine leg, where Joseph took an excellently judged catch just inside the boundary rope.

He’s out! Stokes played across a good delivery from Roach which hit him on the top of the back pad. It was given out by the umpire Chris Gaffaney – and that was decisive, because replays showed it was hitting the top of the bails and was thus Umpire’s Call. Strokeless Stokes goes for a 17-ball duck.

This will be close. It might just be bouncing over the stumps but it was given out on the field.

19th over: England 48-4 (Stokes 0, Buttler 4) Buttler gets off the mark with an emphatic off-driven four off the bowling of Holder. Those are England’s first runs since they were two wickets down and all was well with the world. Holder responds with a good delivery that straightens past the outside edge.

“Afternoon Rob,” says Andrew Benzeval. “Apropos of nothing, on seeing that Flintoff over, I am reminded that 2005 was 14 years ago. 14 years! FFS. Where’s my milky drink and comfy chair…”

18th over: England 44-4 (Stokes 0, Buttler 0) Stokes has batted very responsibly since his return to the side in New Zealand - too responsibly, perhaps - so you’d assume he’ll leave any counter-attacking to Buttler. After playing out a maiden from Roach, Stokes has 0 from 13 balls.

“In these uncertain times,” begins Dave Seare, “with political, economic, social and environmental chaos around the corner, it’s good to know the lads still like to be three down before fifty whenever possible. I’ll cling to that if it’s ok with everyone.”

17th over: England 44-4 (Stokes 0, Buttler 0) It’s easy to wail and moan about England’s batting, but Roach and Holder have bowled majestically since tea. It’s been thrilling to watch.

“Apologies,” says Mike Daniels, “that should have referred to Daniel suggesting that he wouldn’t take Woakes overseas.”

England are waist deep in the malodorous stuff. Holder has pinned Root LBW with a beautiful nipbacker that beat the inside edge and rammed into the pad. We’ve seen Root dismissed like that a few times in the past as he falls over to the off side. He discussed a review with Stokes, who presumably gave him a straight answer: it was plumb.

16th over: England 44-3 (Root 4, Stokes 0) Roach beats Stokes with a beautiful outswinger in the course of another maiden. He is a terrific bowler who should really have twice as many as his 50 caps.

“Considering that 11 of the 12 wickets to fall so far in this match have fallen to fast-medium right arm bowlers, what makes you think that Woakes wouldn’t have been effective in this Test, or Broad for that matter?” says Mike Daniels. “Curran is not an opening bowler in Test cricket. Either of Woakes or Broad would have kept the pressure on the Windies batters and they probably wouldn’t have got to 225. This current obsession with Curran is not justified.”

15th over: England 44-3 (Root 4, Stokes 0) A maiden from Holder to Root.

“Afternoon Smyth, afternoon everybody,” says Josh Robinson. “I can’t believe that no one has registered @inyourfacesuckers as a Tw*tter handle yet, in the hope of snaring the odd misdirected tweet from the occasional JCL neophyte who might seek to reach you that way.”

14th over: England 44-3 (Root 4, Stokes 0) That ball from Roach was very similar to Andrew Flintoff’s dismissal of Justin Langer during his famous over at Edgbaston in 2005: extra bounce, off the elbow and down onto the stumps.

England are in a bit of bother here. Bairstow has gone, bowled off the elbow by a fine delivery from Roach that bounced more than he expected.

13th over: England 40-2 (Bairstow 8, Root 4) Root gets off the mark with a glorious stroke, caressing Holder through extra cover for four. He has been hyper-aggressive in the last few months and I suspect that will continue in this series. Whether they are covering themselves in glory or covering the walls in their own feculence, this England batting line-up are always entertaining.

“Niche question – has it ever happened before that Australia and England both have a man named Burns opening the batting on opposite sides of the globe the day before Burns night?” says Pete Salmon. “And two days before Australia Day, which established the relationship between the two nations?”

12th over: England 35-2 (Bairstow 7, Root 0) Burns was a bit unfortunate there, as there wasn’t much wrong with his defensive shot.

“Super to be able to watch the cricket after work,” says Graham. “Anyway, it seems a dreadfully long time since we last got a shout out for Krakow Cricket Club. We’re organising the fifth edition of out summer cup for mid-June and looking for drinking teams to come and join the fun.”

Rory Burns falls to his first ball after tea lunch. He was fractionally late on his defensive stroke, and that was enough for the ball to bounce back onto the off stump.

Thanks Daniel, morning everyone. This is shaping up to be a cracking Test match - and, perhaps, a nasty surprise for those who assumed England would defenestrate West Indies without burning a solitary calorie. This looks an untrustworthy pitch, and that’s usually bad news for the team batting last. England will want a lead of at least 100 if they are to sleep soundly.

Thus ends another absorbing session of wondrous, lustrous Test cricket, with neither side on top but both sides reckoning themselves about to get there. Rob Smyth will be with you in half an hour or so - you can email him on rob.smyth@theguardian.com or tweet him @inyourfacesuckers.

11th over: England 30-1 (Burns 2, Bairstow 2) Bairstow nudges one off the pad, the only run from the over - but Holder whooshes the final ball up at Burns as a lunchtime reminder that this isn’t going to be easy. And that’s the session.

10th over: England 29-1 (Burns 2, Bairstow 1) Burns edges a single, which brings Bairstow onto strike. I hope he doesn’t still feel aggrieved at the wicket-keeping situation - if we’re being real, he only got the gloves because he could also make runs, and he hasn’t done that enough lately. I hope he can make a go of it at number three, but I’ve not seen the necessary discipline, and wonder if the backswing might be a bit high too. Anyway, he blocks two, then Gabriel goes short and the ball flies miles past Dowrich’s drive for four byes before a single gets him off the mark. One more over before lunch.

Well bowled Jason Holder! He might’ve pulled back his length after getting driven but instead kept asking the question, and like Monty Panesar on Mastermind it wasn’t long before Jennings oliver twisted one, splicing to gully.

9th over: England 23-0 (Burns 1, Jennings 17) Jennings is looking good now, and Holder, into the attack, serves him one in the slot which he flows through extra cover for four. Holder responds well, sending down a similar ball but a bit shorter and straighter; Jennings plays the same shot but misses...

8th over: England 19-0 (Burns 1, Jennings 13) Gabriel’s first delivery sits up for Jennings so he banishes it through point for four. Then, after a dot, Gabriel goes around and Jennings times him nicely, sending a yorker back past him for three. Burns then plays and misses a wide one before a sold defensive shot ends the over; I’d not be surprised if we saw Joseph next up.

7th over: England 12-0 (Burns 1, Jennings 6) Jennings adds one to midwicket, and West Indies need something, because with England batting so deep, they need the new ball to work for them.

“‘But it’s still weird that someone so brilliant is so uncelebrated outside of those intimately involved with his sport’”, says James Boon, quoting me back to myself. “Can you name the greatest volleyball player living today? Or netball? Handball? Etc etc. Not weird, just a sad inevitability of the lack of domestic coverage.”

6th over: England 11-0 (Burns 1, Jennings 5) Does Keaton Jennings look like Beaker? I think he might. He talks to himself as Gabriel begins his run, and misses with a clip that takes the shin and earns a leg bye. It’s the only run off the over.

5th over: England 10-0 (Burns 1, Jennings 5) This is a good start for England - though Roach does move one away from Burns, who plays and misses, the tricky balls are occasional so there’s no concerted pressure.

“Interesting point about lack of exposure,” says Oliver Smiddy. “While satellite has meant increased investment in cricket and higher player wages, it does mean that you’re highly unlikely to England stars of the Sky era enjoy careers away from the sport once they retire, in the way that say, Andrew Flintoff has with a fledgling (non-cricket-related) TV career. Most England players have zero profile with the non-cricket-watching public these days, whereas the likes of Freddie and KP were at least recognised by Joe Public.”

4th over: England 10-0 (Burns 1, Jennings 5) We see Garry Sobers in the crowd - can anyone think of any other players whose name is also an act or imperative? Rory Burns, there’s one. Jeff Dujon tells us about Sobers’ golf, and here we go, we’re into that classic segue, commentators’ golf. Except it’s somehow acceptable in this instance, because it’s Dujon and Sobers! Burns eases one off the hip to get himself away, the only run from the over.

3rd over: England 9-0 (Burns 0, Jennings 5) Roach finds a very nice line to Jennings, moving one off the seam and past the outside edge as Jennings plays forward. I’m no expert, and I guess the selectors needed to find someone and stick with them, but it’s hard to see him scoring big runs against any attack with any pace – his footwork isn’t there, he doesn’t defend positively, and he doesn’t have the shots to reverse the pressure. But here’s one, a flash outside off that whizzes past gully’s dive to the fence. I suppose we also need to mention his new barnet - done for charity, I believe - as one of all-time ill-fitting coneheads.

2nd over: England 5-0 (Burns 0, Jennings 1) Gabriel really is a fine figure of a man - he looks in the shape of his life. But after three dots, Jennings tries a clip, misses, and the ball runs off his hip for four leg byes. He then adds a single off the bat, and will feel much the better for it. I wonder why West Indies haven’t asked for a quicker track, because that might have helped them.

1st over: England 0-0 (Burns 0, Jennings 0) A maiden from Roach, the final delivery of which is very nice, nipping off the pitch and drawing Burns in before beating him past the outside edge.

“I suspect and suggest that 289 is probably quite a way below par for an innings were five of the top six get to 40,” reckons Geoff Wignall. “Against a side that bats down to no.10, they’d surely have been looking for something north of 350.But cricket is cricket, so who knows?”

Kemar Roach has the new meteorite...

I’m looking forward to seeing what West Indies’ extra pace can do. I’m also looking forward, trepidatiously, to seeing what England’s openers come up with...

Out come the fielders...

Change of innings email: “My tuppence,” begins Matt Dony. “Two things. Firstly, I think your 96th over instructions can be boiled down to ‘don’t bother with smart-casual.’ Shirt and tie at work (a shirt without a tie is an affront. I will not be told otherwise), and t-shirt, jeans and Vans the rest of the time. (Other trainers are available, but, really?) Secondly, to add my voice to the already fulsome praise for Jimmy; how is he not more widely recognised? Cricket fans absolutely love him, and he’s (still) tearing up the rulebook regarding what should be achievable by a fast bowler. And yet, my wife, who knows a thing or two, couldn’t pick him out of a line-up. He’s interesting, charismatic, unreasonably good at his job, but doesn’t seem to get enough wider recognition.”

On matters sartorial, yes, pretty much. Vans are comfy, basically a couch for your feet, but more for the kind of baggy jeans that might get you arrested. As it goes, I’m an Air Max man these days.

Oh, and what a knock that was from the boy Hetmyer, just the right mix of prudence and impudence. He looks a talent.

So, five four Anderson, four for Stokes, and a total that’s probably just below par. But England have to bat last, so if they have the advantage, it’s only a slight one. What I will say is this is the kind of track and circumstance in which Joe Root does well, but his team will need 350 to feel like they’re in charge.

Stokes extracts bounce and Hetmyer, moving away to leg, chucks all of Barbados at it. He gets an edge, and Foakes, diving goalie-style, takes a fine catch to end a brilliant innings.

101st over: West Indies 289-9 (Hetmyer 81, Gabriel 0) Anderson needs to get into a row with Botham about fishing or politics or twitter or something, just so he can settle things with “How many Test wickets did you get?”

Ahahahahahaha! In comes the absolute don, moves one away that Joseph follows as though magnetised, guiding the ball to third slip. Anderson is now level on 27 England fifers with IT Botham, and who knows what he’ll do from here? We are privileged to be living in his time. That was a great innings from Joseph, incidentally, a 22-ball duck. I love cricket.

101st over: West Indies 289-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 81) Root goes for Anderson, then midway through the over indicates to Rashid that he’s up next. But perhaps he missed a trick by not varying the pace for Joseph - that’s why Rashid’s in the team after all...

100th over: West Indies 289-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 81) Hetmyer finds himself on strike to the final delivery - does he play a shot or look for a single? Come on, you know the answer to that one. Stokes goes short so Hetmyer moves away to leg and frying pans one over mid-off for four! Lovely tackle. Will Root make a change with Joseph on strike for an entire over?

“Agree that tank tops and cardigans are out, but all footwear bar trainers?” asks John Starbuck. “Rubbish, what’s wrong with suede desert boots, sturdy sandals or chunky boots in general, as per Hadley Freeman’s column in the Guardian today?When you find yourself tolerating a bigger range of kit for men, you can say you’ve grown up at last.”

Hetmyer reviews immediately and ultra-edge backs him up. Naturally, Ben Stokes collapses in mirth, laughing at the sheer slapstick of it all.

Hetmyer looks to go to third man again, gets an under-edge, and he’s gone. But REVIEW!

99th over: West Indies 285-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 77) Anderson is ticking too now – I was wondering if he’d be hearing a “thank you” after this little turn, but then Hetmyer has a swipe and sends the ball over the slips. This time, he takes his single off the fifth delivery, a gentle press to backward point doing the job, and Joseph blocks again. His defensive technique is right on-point here.

98th over: West Indies 284-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 76) Stokes is coming on a temper, but the over is fairly quiet. Hetmyer caresses to third man, but Burns does brilliantly to chase it down, dive, and flick it away form the rope.

“I was having a look at Anderson’s record on Statsguru at the players he’s dismissed throughout his Test career,” emails Michael Avery, “and found it interesting to see which established batsmen he absolutely tormented. Here’s the batsmen with the five lowest averages (minimum ten matches played):

97th over: West Indies 283-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 75) Hetmyer has a wild swish at a wide one - the first ball of the over - imparting an edge that earns him four. A single then leaves Joseph two balls to handle, and the first crumps him on the pad, feet rooted - but it looked like it was going down and the appeal was muted accordingly.

96th over: West Indies 278-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 70) The pitch looks like camo clothing which, if I may, I’m adding to the OBO banned list. Also present: shoes that aren’t trainers, shirts if you’re not at work or a wedding, polo shirts, tank tops, cardigans, pedal pushers. But Hetmyer could get away with the lot, making room to base Stokes over extra cover for four! That’s an absolute bazzer, to which Stokes responds with a nasty bump-ah on the leg side. He gets something on it but the ball drops safe, and then more of the same has him taking evasive action then looking to flip over his head - yeah, alright mate good luck with that - and the umpire deems it flicked the glove, adding one. Excellent bowling.

95th over: West Indies 273-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 65) It’s such a pleasure watching a young talent impose itself, but Hetmyer needs to advise himself - he takes two huge swings and two huge outswingers, missing baith. That’s exactly what Anderson wants him to do, but he comes correct thereafter, tapping a single down the track and giving Joseph two balls to survive. He does, and is looking pretty comfy out there.

94th over: West Indies 272-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 64) Hetmyer has seen off the dodgy bit. He plays out four dots, takes a single down to third man, and watches Joseph survive again. It’s beginning to look like Stokes was right about the roller because there’s not a whole lot going on here.

93rd over: West Indies 271-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 63) Behold! Hetmyer waits for Anderson and takes a tiny What’s the time Mr Wolf step, then crunches Anderson back over his shoulder for four. He knows something. A single follows, and again Joseph defends well, digging out a full one.

92nd over: West Indies 266-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 58) Hetmyer cracks to mid-on, only to find Curran, deep enough to cut it off. Hetmyer is vex, because that should’ve been four, and punishes himself by declining the easy single on offer. Instead, he takes one off the penultimate delivery, forced down the track, and Joseph blocks another last ball.

“As someone who grew up in the pre-helmet era sunhats were an abomination generally,” reckons Andrew Robertson. “Everybody clearly had their own ‘lucky’ hat which was worn until it literally fell apart, which meant that most teams looked like an elderly ladies bowls team. The only exceptions I can immediately think of were David Gower, who wore a stiff brimmed hat with all the grace of his batting, Gordon Greenidge who had a curious powder blue number for a while, and Philippe Edmonds who had a sort of pork pie titfer which to my teenage eyes seemed to confirm he was a lost member of The Specials.”

91st over: West Indies 265-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 57) Heeeeeere’s Jimmy! Hetmyer takes one off the pads, leaving Joseph three balls to negotiate. He allows two to go by, then plays forward solidly to see away the third.

“Re Mr Salisbury’s reference to Gordon Greenidge,” advises Gary Naylor, “he’s wearing a powder blue one here ... And it’s only in the WORLD CUP FINAL!”

90th over: West Indies 264-8 (Joseph 0, Hetmyer 56) Stokes begins gingerly, says Athers – I don’t think he’s being snide – with one which swings way down leg. He finds his range thereafter, but Joseph survives ... though hang about ... that last delivery, a yorker, might’ve hit toe then bat. But no one asks the question.

Ben Stokes has the ball and will complete his over from last evening...

Various of our number have emailed in to mention RC Russell’s headgear, never used for batting. I was too young to think about Madchester at the time, but that’d explain a few things.

Tangentially: is that Arthur Baker remix the best tune repackaged as a TV theme tune?

Oh! I’ve just spotted that with Jonathan’s email came an attachment...

“Gordon Greenidge wore a fairly relaxed beach hat at one stage...” emails Jonathan Salisbury.

Greenidge’s double ton at the Oval is my first cricketing memory. Here’s an essay on an absolute hero, a rare sportsman who stood for so much more than simple sport.

Related: West Indian epic: when Gordon Greenidge unleashed hell on Australia

“How long can Jimmy carry on for and how many wickets can he take?” wonders Jon Ward. “He seems to be playing better each year but at some point I guess he might peak and start the slippery slope of decline. In the last three years he’s taken around 140 wickets so if he could carry on at that pace for 3 more years he’d be up around the 700 wicket mark vying with Shane Warne. And over the last 5 years he’s taken about 230 wickets so at that rate could catch up with Murali if he can keep going for five years. Herath played until he was 40 and I think Jimmy’s in slightly better shape than him...”

Yeah, I was discussing this with yerman the great Rob Smyth just last evening. I guess what he does is harder on the body than what Herath does, but he’s showing not the slightest sign of slowing and is actually improving. Like Warne, in a way, who took 40 wickets in the 2005 Ashes, his finest haul. Anyway, I’m almost certain he’ll play three more years because he’s clearly still loving it, though may have to handle being rested here and there. I’m not sure he can get to Murali, but Warne is a possibility.

“I might be wrong,” emails David Brown,“but I think I remember Clive Rice looking resplendent in his floppy hat.”

Must’ve been something in the Nottinghamshire water.

“Derek Randall,” tweets Charle Hunter on sun hats.“Favourite cricketer in any category he qualifies for.”

“A dazzling cover point, perhaps the greatest fielder England has ever produced,” said my Sunday Times wallchart of the 100 greatest cricketers of all-time, c. 1989.

As for the pitch, he says that it got livelier with the second new ball but reckons the roller with flatten it this morning, and asked if he’s worried about batting last, he avoids the question by saying that you just have to play the game.

Binyomin Stokes is telling Sky that England did well to come back in the second session yesterday. He also says that he enjoys bowling long spells and getting into rhythm, and that Jos Buttler has led the team in terms of winning the pressure moments and being as fit as possible.

“Disappointing that you haven’t identified Shimron Hetmyer wearing a white brimmed sun hat whilst batting as the main talking point from yesterday,” chides @shsharrington.

I was getting there. But we’re here now, so who is your favourite sun-hat wearer? I suppose we have to remove IVA from this discussion, so who else have we got? Richie Richardson, obviously; Glenn Turner; Clive Lloyd if floppy is your thing...

I’ll tell you something telling about Jimmy Anderson: I interviewed him a few years ago when he came to a press day before the darts world championships. At the same time, England were taking a one-day hiding in Sri Lanka, so to break the ice, I said something along the lines of:

“Sorry for inflicting myself on you but it could be worse – you could be in Sri Lanka.”

“For those of us who saw what a mess Troy Cooley made of Anderson when he were a lad,” tweets Richard Earney, “please don’t mention about changing his action!”

He’s got 565 Test wickets. Surely we can laugh about it now?

The main #talkingpoint from yesterday was England’s selection. That it was different in composition from West Indies’ suggests that they misread the pitch, Jason Holder being Bajan and all. But in any event, it’s hard to see Sam Curran as an opening bowler in these conditions. He’s worth his place in the side, but surely the choice needed to be between him and Adil Rashid, not him and Stuart Broad.

James Anderson: discuss.

There are two principal questions facing our teams this morning: West Indies – well, Shimron Hetmyer – needs to decide whether to attack or stick it out. And England – well, Joe Root – needs to decide whether to attack or keep it tight. My guess is that Hetmyer will go for it, and Root will go for it first up, but perhaps not once the ball’s has another 10 overs put into it.

Acceptable aspects possessed by this pathetic little planet, don’t @ me:

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58th over: Australia 187-4 (Labuschagne 48, Head 45) Century partnership! Just the third of this difficult summer for Australia and it’s brought up by a controlled square cut. The returning Chameera offers Head width again later in the over but this time his attacking stroke is off the front foot and earns him three following some superb work on the boundary by Kumara. Much greater intent from both batsmen now against a Sri Lankan attack beginning to wilt in the Brisbane heat.

57th over: Australia 180-4 (Labuschagne 48, Head 38) More calm accumulation against Perera, the kind of easy run-scoring that could be accompanied by some smooth jazz flute while the afternoon sunlight drifts through the conservatory glass and coaxes you into a gentle slumber.

@JPHowcroft After a series of Herbie Hancock batting from the Aussies surely a more Don Burrows era is to be welcomed?

56th over: Australia 176-4 (Labuschagne 45, Head 37) Lovely by Head, punching an off drive with exquisite timing to send Lakmal’s delivery skipping to the boundary. This is really Australia’s time to make hay. Two set batsman against the old ball on a flat pitch in clear skies. We saw yesterday runs can dry up under lights so both batsman will be keen to fill their boots.

Labuschagne's shot selection has been exceptional so far. His 12% attacking shots have come when the bowlers have bowled full or wide, left alone most deliveries out his off stump, defended the ones in line with the stumps, rotated the ones on leg stump & down the leg. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/5B2wo6WuFX

55th over: Australia 171-4 (Labuschagne 44, Head 33) Even in my curmudgeonly state it is possible to appreciate Labuschagne’s developing innings. He picks up his second three since Tea by rocking back into his crease and driving forcefully through the covers. Head matches the score a couple of balls later, meeting Perera at the pitch and timing him sweetly through long on. In his fourth Test match, Labushcagne has set a new highest score. There’s no reason he shouldn’t go on to turn it into a total sufficient to guarantee an Ashes tour spot.

54th over: Australia 164-4 (Labuschagne 40, Head 30) Labuschagne enters the 40s with some tip and run, the highlight of a Lakmal over containing little in the way of highlights.

53rd over: Australia 163-4 (Labuschagne 39, Head 30) Head gathers his thoughts by playing out a Perera maiden.

More on the crowd issue at the BBL yesterday:

Have clarified that CA does have the ability to issue a cricket ban (across the country, lasting three years) without WA Police. But the decision has been taken by CA not to enact that in this instance unless WA Police take it further.

52nd over: Australia 163-4 (Labuschagne 39, Head 30) It takes Labuschagne just two balls after the Tea interval to suggest this session may be a different beast, guiding an effortless cover drive to within a whisker of the boundary. Then Travis Head should be gorrrrrn but he is gifted a life! Lakmal provokes a backfoot prod from around the wicket and the edge flies to the left of the diving keeper but still to the right of the preposterously wide first slip. The outcome is a sloppy gloved chance that leaves the bowler shaking his head and Head thanking his lucky stars.

BIG let off for Travis Head as a chance goes down behind the wicket #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/ApkBTTnt4Q

Anyway, back to the cricket. We’ve had two hours of it already today and four more are to follow. I’d like to be more enthusiastic in my description of events but it feels rather like a mundane weekday afternoon in the office out there; both sets of players punching their cards, going through the motions, living for the weekend

Nothing on display has been particularly eye-catching. The bowling is fine, the batting is now ok after being pretty ordinary for an hour or so. It’s certainly not the Herbie Hancock freestyle Test cricket going on over in the Caribbean. More’s the pity.

The wealth of material in McIlvanney’s archive will stand the test of time, especially his reporting and feature writing about boxing. McIlvanney had the good fortune of working during a golden age of the sport and pieces such as this with Muhammad Ali in the afterglow of the rumble in the jungle will no doubt be revisited for decades to come.

Related: From the Vault: Hugh McIlvanney meets Muhammad Ali, hours after the Rumble in the Jungle

Thank you very much Geoff, one of my favourite sporting wordsmiths since Hugh McIlvanney. It was with great sadness that I learned of the death of McIlvanney earlier today. He was one of the very best, perhaps even the greatest, sportswriter of his time, and he will be sorely missed.

Related: Hugh McIlvanney, veteran sports reporter, dies aged 84

A decent session for Australia in the end, after the early wobble was stabilised. Harris and Lyon fell early, Head and Labuschagne looked as ropey as ship’s rigging for an hour, but they settled and were much more composed by the end of the session. Big opportunity for them after tea to take their scores on from useful to imposing. Australia have a lead of 15 so far and should be able to make that an insurmountable one by the end of the day, but the spectre of the collapse is never quite absent. Kumara put in a heroic shift in that session and the other bowlers have had their moments.

I’ve got through that whole session without mercilessly mocking England’s overnight total of 77, largely because an excellent West Indies bowling attack was excellent in provoking it. And that’s a lovely thing to be able to write about Test cricket.

51st over: Australia 159-4 (Labuschagne 36, Head 29) The break doesn’t deter Labuschagne from going after a few more runs. Another sweep shot against Dilruwan, another boundary. Then mixes it up by pushing on the off side for two. And working a single to keep the post-tea strike. They’re home!

50th over: Australia 152-4 (Labuschagne 29, Head 29) Dual spin. Dhananjaya de Silva, who also bowls off-spin, comes on for an exploratory over. It almost produces results, too, as he hits Marnus on the pad before beating Head’s outside edge. But fruit is not quite borne.

49th over: Australia 151-4 (Labuschagne 28, Head 29) Marnus using his feet now against the spinner to drive a single. Good signs. Head sweeps a couple of runs fine. The break is minutes away. Though I suppose anything is minutes away, it’s just a matter of how many minutes. Things in the past are minutes away in the other direction. I need to stop overthinking this.

48th over: Australia 148-4 (Labuschagne 27, Head 27) Jeepers, another no-ball. Xavier Tras continues dominating the scorecard. It’s Lakmal bowling as Kumara finally gets a break. It doesn’t work out, Lakmal bowling too straight and both batsmen able to flick three to the leg side. Australia passes Sri Lanka’s total at four wickets down.

47th over: Australia 140-4 (Labuschagne 23, Head 24) Two singles from Perera’s over, as he gets things back under control.

Abhijato Sensarma emails in. “England picked Curran, and got bundled out for 77. The Aussies have passed that score, but look just as weary against what has been a similar bowling effort. The dismal Sri Lankan batting means the Australians will move into the lead, but this is not the greatest line-up one can produce for the Ashes. Yet, there is some hope in the form of a (comparatively) late-blooming Curran-esque player.

46th over: Australia 138-4 (Labuschagne 22, Head 23) Another over for Kumara, his ninth this morning. Just the two singles from it. I hope he gets a Homer Simpson sized sandwich at the break.

Decent team. The WBBL final is tomorrow.

"To have had the opportunity to experience the growth of this competition has been a true career highlight,” @EllysePerry .

The players have voted for the 2018-19 @WBBL ACA All*Star Team of the Year.

More - https://t.co/NQP5K0TMfGpic.twitter.com/stHeL1ELss

45th over: Australia 136-4 (Labuschagne 21, Head 22) Too short and Head cuts three runs to turn over the strike. Perera around the wicket with his off-breaks to the right-hander. Labuschagne lap-sweeps nicely for two to fine leg, then plays a meatier sweep to hit the square leg boundary. Growing in confidence. The over costs 10.

Marnus Labuschagne is playing 8.6% false shots in this Test. No batsman has been more secure. #AUSvSL

44th over: Australia 126-4 (Labuschagne 14, Head 19) Another maiden for Kumara, who just keeps putting in. He nails Marnus on the pad again but the impact is too high and the appeal turned down.

43rd over: Australia 126-4 (Labuschagne 14, Head 19) They’re starting to work Dilruwan Perera quite nicely now. A few singles, a three for Labuschagne. This surface looks pretty nice to bat on.

42nd over: Australia 120-4 (Labuschagne 10, Head 18) Kumara is revving up the speedo, but getting more erratic in accuracy. Wided for a bouncer, which is an achievement in first-class cricket.

Jonathan Wallis has the answers I’m looking for. “Hello Geoff. Your ‘learning lessons is for chumps’ brings us right back to your query about the shared etymology of discipline and disciple. Both words ultimately derive from the Latin verb discere … ‘to learn’. So disciple = pupil, discipline = system to aid or encourage learning. ‘Travis’ presumably derives from something else.”

Now, this. Another spectacular PR stumble for Cricket Australia. A white supremacist banner at a Big Bash game does not meet with the sort of response one might imagine it should.

A warning??! It was a $6000 fine for “disorderly or offensive conduct” at the same ground during the Test. If this doesn’t meet that criteria, then what does??? https://t.co/DovNr1TMVw

41st over: Australia 117-4 (Labuschagne 9, Head 17) Dilruwan Perera at last, the offie who had his right thumb tenderised by Pat Cummins yesterday. He seems to be gripping the ball alright though. Marnus blocks a few, then drives three runs. Head gets an outside edge into the ground. Had some struggles against Bilal Asif in the UAE with the ball turning away from the left-hander. Drinks.

40th over: Australia 114-4 (Labuschagne 6, Head 17) The players gonna play, play, play. head is one of those. Belts Chameera through point for four, then again through cover to close the over.

39th over: Australia 105-4 (Labuschagne 5, Head 9) Kumara to Head, off the pads to midwicket for a quick single. Labuschagne was alive to that one. He’s impossible not to like, a whole-hearted cricketer even though his returns have been predictably modest so far. Gets a nice opportunity from Kumara via a straight ball that’s a bit too short, and easily clipped away. The batsmen run back for a third. They’re working: 9 to 5.

38th over: Australia 101-4 (Labuschagne 2, Head 8) Chameera is long and lean, coming in off a long and long-striding run-up from the Vulture Street end. Very picturesque from side on. Nice action at the crease. Keeps targeting that off stump or just outside against Travis Head, until the end of the over when one slips down leg and Dickwella fumbles. Add that bye to a no-ball that Chameera bowled, and extras are by far the biggest contributors of runs on the day. The partnership is 19 and the batsmen between them have 10.

“If only we had the reassuring presence of a Marsh striding out to right the ship,” emails David Shepherd, not the late umpire.

Yesterday, Australia's quicks found an average of 0.79° seam movement. That's the most they've found in any innings since Adelaide last year - their last day-night Test. For all the talk about the pink ball moving through the air, it's done absolutely tons off the pitch. #AUSvSL

37th over: Australia 99-4 (Labuschagne 2, Head 8) Not to be outdone for creativity, Marnus Labuschagne stands up on his toes and plays a defensive cross-bat slog to mid-on. Yep, just what I said. Kumara is the bowler, coming on for Lakmal and changing ends. What a workhorse.

36th over: Australia 99-4 (Labuschagne 2, Head 8) Security guards stopped a bunch of spectators from bringing wooden spoons into the ground yesterday. A shame, because Travis head might benefit from some old-fashioned discipline. Sri Lanka bring in third man, knowing he was caught there twice in a Test against India. So what does Travis do? Throws his hands at a wide ball, gets a thick edge, and watches it whisper past the hands of second slip and fine for four. Does he learn his lesson? Naahhhhhh, learning lessons is for chumps. Instead he doubles down with another wild slap outside off and misses the ball completely, luckily for him. Retract my earlier suggestion: in this case the spoon would be wasted.

Play your natural game, runs the mantra. Just a shame for your teammates if your natural game is ‘park slogger with a Guy Pearce memory problem’.

35th over: Australia 95-4 (Labuschagne 2, Head 4) Lakmal draws a stuttering defensive shot from Labuschagne, and nearly draws the edge. Footwork hesitant. Very upright bat in the backlift, Labuschagne, and next he plays the pleave, off the full face by accident, running down into the gully on the bounce. Swipes across his front pad next to repel a ball to midwicket. Battling hard but yet to look convincing. Nerves, heat, warring emotions. Stabs down on a ball and it skews to gully again. Survives.

Grant Moss emails in. “Sadly Harris again shows he doesn’t yet have the temperament at the top of the order. The ball before he needlessly went out his footwork was largely absent, his front foot being about 1/2 metre from where his bat hit the ball. Top order batting still a problem - the bowlers must be quite disheartened.”

Drinks break, and Kumara has a rest. He’s been working hard, as the CricViz analysts can affirm.

Lahiru Kumara has bowled at an average speed of 141.8 kph in Test so far with only Starc & Cummins bowling quicker. Of the seam bowlers to have bowled 100+ overs in Tests in 2018 - he was the fifth fastest bowler. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/yR38nmJcm8

34th over: Australia 95-4 (Labuschagne 2, Head 4) Chameera takes up the attack, and Labuschagne finally opens his account with two runs flicked square. Then there’s a brain-fade from Mendis, after the ball comes off the batsman’s thigh pad to slip. Despite having never left his crease, Mendis at slip decides to throw down Labuschagne’s stumps. And misses. And concedes three more extras down the ground.

33rd over: Australia 90-4 (Labuschagne 0, Head 4) Lakmal keeps easing them down outside Head’s off stump, trying to get him to play. But eventually the length slips back too far. Head has played any number of bad cut shots this summer, but that was a perfect one. There was enough width, just. And he went at it circumspectly, placing it down and into the gap behind point to race for four.

32nd over: Australia 86-4 (Labuschagne 0, Head 0) Sensible occupation stuff from Labuschagne, who covers his stumps and watchfully sees out Kumara’s over.

Just got another email, and this one’s close to my heart. Sending a hello and a huge hug out to Warren Smith, an old friend I haven’t seen in far too long. He’s been in the wars the last few years with a bad motorbike crash and then a cancer diagnosis, and has been doing it very tough. But he says it’s been cheering him up to read the OBO the last few months, and for that I’m glad. Lots of love your way, Waz.

31st over: Australia 86-4 (Labuschagne 0, Head 0)“Discipline, discipline, discipline,” Head is muttering to himself, in my imagination. He sees out an over from Lakmal without trying to score. I just realised that ‘discipline’ and ‘disciple’ share the same root: something about adherence to a cause, I’d guess. Anyone got any insights on that etymology?

30th over: Australia 86-4 (Labuschagne 0, Head 0) Kumara is getting feisty. A chunky, barrel-chested type, he follows through all the way up to Labuschagne after a close leave. Kumara nails Marnus on the front pad and launches into a huge appeal but the umpire says no. And that’s what happens when you make stupid reviews: you get gun-shy about reviewing closer ones. Chandimal keeps his card in his pocket. Marnus was lunging at the ball and it struck him just below the knee roll, probably just outside the line. Replays confirm that was the case. Might have been clipping the bails but impact was outside.

29th over: Australia 86-4 (Labuschagne 0, Head 0) Extras continue to dominate the scoring, as Lakmal follows the wicket of Lyon with a bouncer at Head that evades the wicketkeeper. Both batsmen are on nought.

“Glad you’ve managed to enjoy our delightful ferries getting to the Gabba,” emails Murray Henman. “Was at the game yesterday and was disappointed to see the rather small crowd. Any thoughts as to why such a low attendance? Because it’s not the first test of the summer?”

Thanks for proving my point, Sri Lanka. A few balls after burning that review, Lyon spars at a wide ball that required no sparring, and gives a low catch to slip. The third umpire has 24 looks at it for some reason, but the ball is going clearly into the hands of Kusal Mendis. Four down.

28th over: Australia 82-3 (Lyon 1, Labuschagne 0) Sri Lanka use a review, but it’s a shocker: Kumara’s full swinging ball absolutely beat Lyon’s bat and pinned him on the ankle, but it had swung so far that the impact was outside the line of the right-hander’s leg stump, never mind his off stump. Excited, Sri Lanka. This after another ball had hit his leg and ricocheted for four leg byes. I mean, it was a bad review to begin with, but why would you use a review against the nightwatchman?

27th over: Australia 77-3 (Lyon 1, Labuschagne 0) The nightwatchman has outlasted his senior partner. Well well. Marnus Labuschagne is the next to the crease. Lyon opens his account with a simple press into the covers, after having a few sighters against Suranga Lakmal. That takes Australia to 77, meaning they’ve at least matched England’s overnight score.

26th over: Australia 76-3 (Lyon 0) Marcus Harris, what have you done. That’s the ugliest dismissal of a career that has already involved too many surrenders to opposing bowlers. Right after driving four through cover, Harris gets a horrible miscued delivery from Kumara, way outside off stump and very wide. Harris can’t help throwing his hands at it, and meets it shoulder-high but only with the toe of the bat. It wobbles to backward point like a car with four slashed tyres.

But what I’m really interested in is Nathan Lyon – with the bat. Australia’s greatest off-spinner is also Australia’s most improved batsman in the last year or so, for my money. He’s played some gems down the order, both entertaining and adding important runs. Now his nightwatchman work has scored him a job in the top order, for today. Who knows, he could ton up and make No4 his own.

Also Marcus Harris is there, who has hit the 70s a couple of times in his short Test career but never gone on. Big chance today.

It was a cheerful sort of day for Australia on day one, with Jhye Richardson making an excellent start to Test cricket. He took 3 for 26 from 14 overs, but more importantly he looked the goods in terms of bowling a length that would have hit the top of the stumps, challenging the batsmen, and knocking them over with good balls rather than lucky ones. It was impressive.

Pat Cummins was also very consistent with an attacking length in his 4 for 39, while Mitchell Starc brought up his 200th and 201st wickets with 2 for 51, and Nathan Lyon looked great on a first-day pitch for 1 for 38.

If you’re wondering, it’s still approximately one millionty degrees everywhere around Australia except Brisbane where it’s 32 and Darwin where it’s 26. Go figure.

Swan Hill, not the place to be. Today, anyway. A lazy 45.2 degrees. Pitch at the Showgrounds getting a good bake. pic.twitter.com/1FulK0rL4v

It’s official. Fairly warm at Melbourne Park. pic.twitter.com/fBbDL3vhQM

The only times I'm nostalgic for working in talkback is on days like this when you get that first call from out near Geelong where some bloke is standing on his verandah and yelling into the phone 'I CAN FEEL THE COOL CHANGE IT'S STARTED' and we'd play Little River Band

I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat! Everybody look at me cos I’m sailing on a boat.

Probably the best thing about Brisbane is that you can take a boat to work. Not everyone loves everything about this city but the boat thing is a win. You can jump on the river ferry from way upstream or downstream and cruise into the city, with no traffic jams or fumes or sudden braking or near misses, watching the riverbanks go by. One end of the trip especially is on some real Jurassic Park tip, all kinds of cliffs and vines and sources of prehistoric DNA.

Also, hello! Geoff Lemon with you to start the day, Jonathan Pleasantries Howcroft for the middle session, then Adam Collins to drive the beast home. As always, you can get in touch with us via our respective email addresses and Twitter handles which should be visible and linked somewhere near the byline box depending on what sort of device and program you’re using to access our wares.

For me, those contact details are geoff.lemon@theguardian.com, or @GeoffLemonSport.

Today is: Australia’s day. Not Australia Day, which a few nongs who are very short of ideas are trying to make a political wedge issue ahead of our election. Australia’s day, to try to make the Test runs that have so far eluded them this summer. They won’t get many better chances. A modest Sri Lankan attack, a pitch that will probably be at its best for batting on days two and three, a pink ball that is no longer new after its exertions last night, and a fairly clear and very bright, warm, sunny Brisbane day. Make hay while the proverbial.

Australia reached stumps at 72 for 2, exactly halfway to Sri Lanka’s paltry first innings of 144. And now comes the chance for the home side’s green middle order to bank some scores and give themselves some confidence and sense of belonging ahead of Australia’s next Test assignment, which just happens to be the Ashes in August.

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West Indies v England: first Test, day three – as it happened

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England ended a day entirely without wickets still 572 runs behind after Jason Holder scored a phenomenal double century

Right, I’m done here. I’ll be back tomorrow to see how long England can keep up the pretence that they might not lose this match. Bye for now! Here’s something from Ali Martin in Barbados:

Related: Chastening Test for Sam Curran as West Indies punish England | Ali Martin

Eighteen wickets fell yesterday. No wickets fell today. West Indies will surely win this, but it looks like they’ll have to put in a lot of hard work before they do.

England trail by 572 runs with 10 wickets remaining

19th over: England 56-0 (Burns 39, Jennings 11) The last over of the day is delivered by John Campbell, his first deliveries in Test cricket. Five extras follow: a wide, and one that kept low, flew through Dowrich’s legs and sped away for four.

18th over: England 51-0 (Burns 39, Jennings 11) There are now just two overs remaining, and there has not been a wicket all day. This is unusual. West Indies have a loud appeal here for lbw against Burns, but the umpire isn’t keen and they don’t review. It looked a pretty good shout to me, but ball tracking shows that the ball pitched outside the line of leg stump. Burns then drives to long-off for four to take England’s score to a psychologically important 50. A scant 577 runs to go now.

17th over: England 44-0 (Burns 33, Jennings 10) Chase gets one to straighten, and there’s a stifled appeal when Burns gets a thick edge into his pads. As it stands Burns has had one Test innings in the 50s, one in the 40s, one in the 30s, one in the 20s and one in the teens. Plus three that ended in single figures, of ourse.

16th over: England 41-0 (Burns 31, Jennings 9) Alzarri Joseph does his first bowling of the innings, and it’s a maiden.

15th over: England 41-0 (Burns 31, Jennings 9) Roston Chase brings some spin, and when he bowls short and wide Burns clobbers it away for four. Chase then bowls even wider, conceding the first extra of the innings. Five overs remain in the day.

14th over: England 35-0 (Burns 27, Jennings 8) Burns isn’t holding back. He lifts the ball (a long way) over the cordon for a one-bounce four. Smart stuff: given the pace on the ball and the number of close fielders that wasn’t overly risky, and England need to keep the score ticking over if they’re going to, ahem, win this.

13th over: England 31-0 (Burns 23, Jennings 8) Burns is looking in decent nick here. For the third time in the innings he clips the ball off his pads through midwicket for four, this one just as sweetly timed as the others, and then for the second time he hoiks over square leg, though this one doesn’t have the legs to get to the rope.

12th over: England 23-0 (Burns 16, Jennings 7) Roach re-enters the fray, having changed ends, returning to the one from which he did so much damage in England’s first innings. Burns heaves the final ball of the over over backward point for four. England were 23-0 in their first innings as well.

11th over: England 18-0 (Burns 12, Jennings 6) Nine overs left in the day, and just the 189 or so in the Test. “I own the Picador Book of Cricket,” boasts Phil Sawyer, “and it is well worth any cricket follower investing their money and time. It’s an extraordinarily rich collection of writing on the great game.”

10th over: England 17-0 (Burns 12, Jennings 5) Gabriel unleashes an absolute howitzer at Burns, the ball rising off the pitch and heading as if laser-guided towards the batsman’s nostrils. When he pitches it fuller, Burns again flicks it through midwicket for four, another fine shot. Just another 153 of those and England have won this.

9th over: England 13-0 (Burns 8, Jennings 5) Holder bowls the third successive maiden over.

8th over: England 13-0 (Burns 8, Jennings 5) Oooof! Gabriel tempts Burns into tentatively fending at the ball, which zips just past the bat. And then another ooof! as the ball whistles past his defensive prod.

7th over: England 13-0 (Burns 8, Jennings 5) Holder, having not really had much to do for a while, has a bowl, and it’s a maiden. Here’s a link to that very same article, in a compilation of cricket writing. Strangely they have used as a headline the actual headline to an entirely different and only tangentially cricket-related article by McIlvanney published seven years earlier, in 1978.

@Simon_Burnton Link to Mcilvanney on Sir Viv https://t.co/NIE79P7iVv"mcilvanney"+"black+is+bountiful"&source=bl&ots=hGepCRroVs&sig=ACfU3U1S439_jv2fK8cPNE23cYNkuSI4Rw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjogf694YngAhVU8OAKHTzQDHYQ6AEwAHoECAIQAQ#v=onepage

6th over: England 13-0 (Burns 8, Jennings 5) Burns clips Gabriel’s final delivery off his pads for four, sweetly timed. So, that McIlvanney article. I haven’t exactly read all of it - I’m a bit busy at the moment watching cricket and stuff - but if you’d like to you could try clicking this link. Do let me know if it works.

5th over: England 8-0 (Burns 4, Jennings 4) Nope, I can’t work out how to show you the article. Sorry. It’s great though. McIlvanney was genuinely phenomenally good.

4th over: England 7-0 (Burns 4, Jennings 3) A maiden over from Gabriel, whose two overs so far have gone for one run. England are in all sorts of stuff at the moment, but the one thing they’re not in is a hurry. “627 runs,” sighs Robert Wilson. “Ouch; that’s a proper kick in the bum. That’s old school Windies. Our nostalgia for the sunny smiles of 80s and 90s WI legends sometimes neglects how pitilessly carnivorous they were. Like lions hunting hamsters, opposition was often charged, chomped and chewed in very quick order. Setting 627 is a fairly meat-eating kind of gesture.”

3rd over: England 7-0 (Burns 4, Jennings 3)“Did Hugh McIlvenny write cricket - give us some links would ya?” begs Andrew Benton. He certainly did, from time to time. I’m looking at an interview with Viv Richards from 1985 which would seem apposite, but I’m not yet sure how to get it to you (from the pdf it’s currently on). Leave it with me.

2nd over: England 5-0 (Burns 4, Jennings 1) Holder, for the first time today, is not involved in play: he’s doing some shoulder exercises with a pully stringamibob. Jennings gets a run off Gabriel’s first delivery, and Burns sees out the remainder.

1st over: England 4-0 (Burns 4, Jennings 0) Well they’ve survived the first over, so that’s something. Roach bowls and Burns gets off the mark with an edge, which wouldn’t have carried to the cordon and anyway runs between third slip and gully.

And out they come! Can Burns and Jennings bat out the day? And then the next one? Time to find out!

“So although I always want England to win, I do hope this is the start of the Windies getting a decent side together,” says Alistair Harper. “They just need Boycott calling them average all the time to motivate them.” Boycott may have been a great English batsman, but the English seem to have a lot more love for the West Indies.

The beancounters reckon England have 22 overs to face before the close of play.

103.1 overs: West Indies 415-6 (Dowrich 116, Holder 202) Holder clogs Jennings’ first ball to midwicket for four, thereby completing his double century, and his celebratory dance takes him all the way to the pavilion!

103rd over: West Indies 411-6 (Dowrich 116, Holder 198) Root has his head in his hands again, this time after Dowrich nudges the ball just wide of Stokes at slip. It was an uncatchable catch, though. Root has now bowled more overs (10) than the expensive but underemployed Rashid (9) in this innings.

This is the 12th time numbers 7 & 8 have made centuries in the same innings; only the 2nd time in a second innings.
Full list: https://t.co/tOeOCNTvS3

102nd over: West Indies 404-6 (Dowrich 111, Holder 196) Dowrich guides the ball to third man for four, tickling his team’s score beyond 400.

101st over: West Indies 397-6 (Dowrich 106, Holder 194) Root has a bowl. This is already by a margin the biggest partnership for any of the last three wickets against England ever, but still 70 away for the all-comer title.

100th over: West Indies 396-6 (Dowrich 106, Holder 193) Holder appears to be signalling an imminent declaration by means of massive, mighty thwacks. Jennings’ second delivery is smitten into the sightscreen for six. No2 spot in the all-time No8 charts is now a mere 13 runs away.

99th over: West Indies 387-6 (Dowrich 106, Holder 184) Holder starts Moeen’s over with a six to cow corner, and then a similarly-directed but comparatively underhit four. At the end of the over he leaves the field, and Stuart Broad gets a standing ovation from the Englishmen in the crowd as he subs on.

98th over: West Indies 376-6 (Dowrich 106, Holder 173) There’s an lbw shout, but that could have been heading down leg side, so the umpire shakes his head and England’s reviews are long gone. It’s more than two years since Jennings last bowled more than two overs in a Test, and really him getting a bowl at all is never a good sign.

97th over: West Indies 373-6 (Dowrich 104, Holder 172) That’s a maiden over from Moeen. And now Keaton Jennings is going to have another go.

96th over: West Indies 373-6 (Dowrich 104, Holder 172) Have some! Stokes gamely bangs the ball into a wicket that stubbornly refuses to be of any assistance whatsoever, and Holder clobbers it over midwicket for six. Then he tries a straight drive, edges and the ball flies through a gap in the cordon for four! Stokes is on his haunches, head in hands, and at the end of the over he heads back to the dressing room, presumably for a quiet sob.

95th over: West Indies 361-6 (Dowrich 103, Holder 161) Holder gets an early single and there’s a pause while bowler and captain discuss how best to deny Dowrich the single run he need to reach 100. Finally Moeen runs up and Dowrich lets his first ball go, leaves his second alone as well, defends his third, and then cuts the next, perfectly bisecting two fielders for four!

94th over: West Indies 356-6 (Dowrich 99, Holder 160) Stokes bowls his 49th over of the match. He has only once exceeded that number, with 52 in the run-heavy draw against India at Trent Bridge in 2014. Dowrich moves another run closer to triple figures and Holder, after seeing one move fractionally away from him and whistle just past the bat, pushes the next to third man for four.

93rd over: West Indies 350-6 (Dowrich 98, Holder 155) Moeen gets the final session of the day under way, and Dowrich moves another run closer to triple figures.

Right, the players are back out. There seems to be an assumption among the Sky commentariat that the declaration will come at some point in this session. Let’s see.

92nd over: West Indies 349-6 (Dowrich 97, Holder 155) Stokes completes the session and Dowrich, four runs from his century, takes another single, leaving Holder to see out the remainder of the session. And so ends another magnificent, wicketless session for West Indies.

91st over: West Indies 348-6 (Dowrich 96, Holder 155) And now for Moeen, with just a couple of overs left until tea. Dowrich gets a single, and West Indies lead by 560 runs.

90th over: West Indies 347-6 (Dowrich 95, Holder 155) Stokes bowls, Holder tries to flick the ball down to fine leg but doesn’t get enough on it and presents Foakes with a reasonably straightforward catch, diving to his left. He midjudges it, though, and the ball comes off the top of his glove and trundles away. This is thus now the No3 No8 innings, but Holder is still a little more than 50 runs away from moving to No2 in the all-time No8 charts, and over 100 away from top spot. The full rankings are here.

88th over: West Indies 343-6 (Dowrich 95, Holder 151) Dowrich drives Anderson past mid-on for four, an extremely handsome shot. Holder is a mere three runs away from moving to No3 in the list of all-time highest scores by a No8 in Test cricket, and his is already the highest score by a No8 in the second innings of a Test.

88th over: West Indies 339-6 (Dowrich 91, Holder 151) Holder thwacks the final ball away for four to take himself past 150 and earn a standing ovation from a good proportion of the crowd.

87th over: West Indies 332-6 (Dowrich 90, Holder 145) Holder hits the ball in the air and Buttler moves to his left, ready for the catch. The ball goes to his right. He simply didn’t see the ball, divined that it was coming vaguely in his direction, moved somewhere sensible and hoped it hit him in the hands. It went for four. “Ian Chappell always – ALWAYS – says you should think about what the opposition would least like when you declare,” says Pete Salmon. “For me, that would be batting out he day, and for 10 minutes tomorrow. Just to see what that does to Jimmy Anderson...” He may self-combust.

86th over: West Indies 328-6 (Dowrich 90, Holder 141) Anderson got a warning from the umpires for threatening a violent throw towards the batsman after fielding the final ball of the last over. He must be tired and extraordinarily grumpy. Holder gets a thick edge to the penultimate ball of Curran’s over, but gets away with it.

85th over: West Indies 326-6 (Dowrich 89, Holder 140) Anderson bowls at the stumps and Dowrich does to him precisely what Holder did to Curran in the previous over, pushing the ball back down the ground for four. Then Holder tickles the ball fine for four, an equally lovely but totally contrasting shot.

84th over: West Indies 317-6 (Dowrich 84, Holder 136) Curran’s final delivery is pitched full, straightens towards the stumps and is effortlessly pushed back down the ground by Holder for four. At what point does a target become so impossibly distant that scoreboard pressure ceases to exist and it becomes a merry Caribbean-based batting exercise? Can’t be far off.

83rd over: West Indies 310-6 (Dowrich 82, Holder 131) Another maiden from Anderson.

82nd over: West Indies 310-6 (Dowrich 82, Holder 131) Curran rehashes his opening-bowler impression, and immediately gets one to straighten into Holder. There’s a lusty appeal, but the umpire isn’t keen and England are fresh out of reviews. And it was missing leg stump.

81st over: West Indies 307-6 (Dowrich 81, Holder 129) The new ball is taken, and tossed to Anderson. Can he perform the kind of magic with this fresh cherry that he abracadabraed up towards the end of day one? Well, not immediately. Still, it’s a maiden.

80th over: West Indies 307-6 (Dowrich 81, Holder 129) Evening/afternoon/whatever everyone! As I join you Keaton Jennings is handed the ball, and his first delivery is pummelled to the rope by Holder. And two balls later he’s dropped! Holder looks to drive down the ground but hoists the ball into the air off his outside edge, and three fielders run towards it. Burns gets there, the ball dropping over his left shoulder, but it goes through his palms and down!

79th over: West Indies 301-6 (Dowrich 81, Holder 123) Nothing much is happening. England are waiting for the declaration; West Indies are pottering along in second gear. Dowrich back cuts Root classily for four to move into the effortless eighties. That’s drinks, and time for me to tag in Simon Burnton. You can email him at here or tweet here. Thanks for your company, night!

78th over: West Indies 295-6 (Dowrich 76, Holder 122) Holder half-edges, half-steers Anderson to third man for four. West Indies don’t seem in a hurry to declare, and it looks like they will bat on at least until Dowrich is dismissed or make his hundred. He is 24 away.

77th over: West Indies 289-6 (Dowrich 75, Holder 117) And now West Indies lead has gone past 500.

“Evening Rob and 2019,” says Tom Bowtell. “Last year I read somewhere, possibly on the OBO, that the England management were increasingly seeing Stokes as a batsman who bowls. Ever since then he has emerged as the complete opposite, as his stats from the last year - with nearly identical batting and bowling averages of 25 - show. He’s now arguably our second best seamer, but isn’t doing enough to be a top five batter. I wonder if some sort of role-swap with Curran needs to happen sooner rather than later?”

76th over: West Indies 283-6 (Dowrich 70, Holder 116) Anderson gets one to straighten past Holder’s outside edge. Lovely bowling.

“Do you think Jimmy is trying to get himself banned for running on the pitch,” says Richard Adams, “so he can spend the rest of the innings resting in the outfield?”

75th over: West Indies 280-6 (Dowrich 69, Holder 114) Root has comfortably outbowled Moeen and Rashid today, mixing off and legspin and varying his pace as well. One delivery in that over was 72mph.

74th over: West Indies 279-6 (Dowrich 68, Holder 114) Anderson replaces Stokes, another decision that is on the unfathomable side of WTF. He is warned by Rod Tucker for running on the danger zone, which makes his countenance even grumpier than it was at the start of the over. One run from it.

“After the earlier comments from Sara Torvalds, can she offer any solace to an Englishman living in Finland?” asks Chris Prior. “At least I’m not on Pluto? A Sri Lanka supporter?”

73rd over: West Indies 278-6 (Dowrich 67, Holder 114) Joe Root hurries through another over. While he is doing so, Jimmy Anderson gets loose for another bowling spell. Great, nice one.

72nd over: West Indies 276-6 (Dowrich 66, Holder 112) Stokes bowls his 46th over of the match, and we’re not even at the halfway point on day three. I can’t really see the logic behind this. Bowl Sam Curran, bowl Jonny Bairstow, bowl anyone else.

71st over: West Indies 275-6 (Dowrich 66, Holder 112) This is a terrific spell from Joe Root. Holder almost drags on and then inside-edges a legspinner this far wide of leg stump.

“It’s just gone lunch on Day 3,” says Harkarn Sumal. “Other than any gremlins that the weather might hold across Saturday and Sunday, there is no earthly reason why Holder should declare at any point before stumps today, especially if they’re rattling along like this and having fun. They’re potentially putting horrible thankless miles into Stokes and Anderson’s legs (and souls) too. If I were Root, I’d simply wrap the two of them up in cotton wool and leave Curran and the spinners to do the work for the whole of the rest of this innings, no matter what it did to the scorecard. England are toast here even if four wickets fall in the next over.”

70th over: West Indies 270-6 (Dowrich 66, Holder 107) The admirable, indefatigable, bloody-minded, bloody-stupid-to-still-be-bowling Stokes twice beats Dowrich outside off stump during an excellent over.

“Rob,” says John Starbuck. “Now that we’ve had choice of toss to the visiting side in the County Championship, are there any win/loss figures there too? Or do we have to wait about five years to get a respectable spread?”

69th over: West Indies 270-6 (Dowrich 66, Holder 107) Root is bowling well here, and almost slips a legspinner behind Holder’s legs. Much more of this and Root will be officially classifed as an all-rounder as well. Once Jimmy Anderson retires, England should be able to pick an XI comprised entirely of batsmen and batting all-rounders.

“I’m not basing this on the kind of stattastic numbers Jon Taylor produced (64th over), but might one reason for the increasing influence of the toss be the inability of test teams to bat out a draw when facing an ungettable target?” says David Hopkins. “It feels like nowadays teams lack the application to even try to bat out a day and a half, so a first innings leads more or less guarantees victory.”

68th over: West Indies 269-6 (Dowrich 65, Holder 107) Oh for heaven’s sake. Ben Stokes is bowling again, again. This surely isn’t a good idea given how much work he has already done in this match. Holder pulls him for four, because he wants to, because he wants to.

67th over: West Indies 264-6 (Dowrich 64, Holder 103) Joe Root, the Sonny Ramadhin de nos jours, is mixing offies and leggies to decent effect. Three from the over.

“I thought you (and a few other England supporters) might need a bit of cheering up,” says Sara Torvalds. “Take the positives and all that. So far, apart from the obvious (a resurgent West Indies, good for cricket, learning curve, yada yada) there’s one thing you probably haven’t thought of: You’re not in Finland!

66th over: West Indies 261-6 (Dowrich 62, Holder 102) The West Indies captain Jason Holder reaches a spectacular hundred on his home ground by launching Rashid for a glorious straight six. It’s his fifth six, all off Rashid, and that one went straight into the sightscreen. His hundred has taken just 99 balls. Rashid’s misery continues when he is called for a back foot no-ball. He has figures of 9-0-61-0, and I have a bad feeling we are watching the last spell of his Test career.

“Afternoon, Rob,” says Phil Sawyer. “The thing about Souness wasn’t just the tackling; he perfected the art of protesting that he was the injured party long before Suarez damaged his poor teeth on those chaps. This is a spectacular example. Warning: May not be safe for those of a nervous disposition.”

65th over: West Indies 252-6 (Dowrich 62, Holder 94) Joe Root takes one for the team by coming on to bowl. His first ball is a good one that Holder edges wide of slip for four, and then he has a huge LBW appeal against Dowrich turned down. England have no reviews left. That looked extremely close because Dowrich was a long way back as he played around a legspinner. In fact, I’m not sure what was wrong with that. Yes, replays show the decision would have been overturned had England been able to review.

64th over: West Indies 247-6 (Dowrich 61, Holder 89) Holder begins the session by swiping Rashid over long-on for six. He didn’t quite get hold of it as he intended but it had just enough to clear Jos Buttler on the boundary.

“Hi Rob,” says Jon Taylor. “How much would you say England’s Test recovery over the last year was helped by that crazy run of eight tosses won in a row? Without Sky I’ve relied on highlights and match reports so couldn’t assess how strong the performances behind the results really were. But of the last 100 completed Tests worldwide, the team winning the toss had an astonishing (to me) record of 60 wins, 27 losses and 13 draws. It feels like the toss is becoming more and more of a factor. Thoughts?”

This is wonderful

“Just came across this,” says Kim Thonger. “Marvellous stuff. Groucho visiting MCC v Cambridge University in 1954 at Lord’s. He was heard to remark, ‘What a wonderful cure for insomnia. If you can’t sleep here, you really need an analyst.’”

Related: From the Observer archive, 27 June 1954: Groucho Marx goes to cricket's Mecca

The players are coming back out

“Don’t worry Rob,” says Bob Miller. “As I vegan I can confirm you can chuck vegan pies. And cows will still be allowed to exist in the corner, come the revolution.”

63rd over: West Indies 237-6 (Dowrich 61, Holder 80) Stokes hustles in for the last over before lunch. Even he can’t bend this situation to his will, and the West Indies batsmen complete a superb session for their team: 110 runs, no wickets, no danger of anything other than a crushing victory.

I’ll be back in half an hour for the afternoon session. In the meantime, let’s get on with the quiz.

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62nd over: West Indies 235-6 (Dowrich 60, Holder 79) Ach! The answer is Mark Boucher and Lance Klusener. Darn it. Turns out McMillan and Richardson were 15 runs short of achieving the same feat. Meanwhile, Adil Rashid has decided to around the wicket, which is primarily but not exclusively a defensive move. Dowrich and Holder milk him for five runs from the over. Rashid’s figures in this second innings are 7-0-42-0; he’s going at a run a ball, in other words.

61st over: West Indies 230-6 (Dowrich 57, Holder 77) Ben Stokes comes back into the attack. Did Andrew Flintoff die at Lord’s in 2006 for nothing?! (NB: He didn’t actually die.) A handful of singles push the West Indies lead up to 442. More to the point, Bumble will give us the answer to the big question at the start of the next over.

“You said Holder hit Rashid over cow corner for six,” notes Rob Merrills. “If the rising tide of veganism continues to gather momentum, will ‘cow corner’ join ‘Chinaman’ as nothing more than a footnote in the cricketing lexicon, evoking fond memories of simpler though considerably more cruel times where cricket teas included buttered scones with cream and jam, and potted beef sandwiches?”

60th over: West Indies 227-6 (Dowrich 56, Holder 75) This is a great question from Bumble on Sky. Dowrich and Holder are apparently only the second pair in Test history to put on a century partnership for the sixth, seventh and eight wickets. Who are the other pair? I’m going to guess Brian McMillan and Dave Richardson, and I’m almost certainly wrong.

59th over: West Indies 225-6 (Dowrich 55, Holder 74) Yeeha! Holder drives Curran high over long off for a regal six, which brings up the century partnership. England’s change bowlers are being treated like an old sock.

58th over: West Indies 219-6 (Dowrich 55, Holder 68) A bit of respite for Rashid, who gets through an over without being pumped for six by Jason Holder.

“Surely England are a bit like one of those SA XIs that had Pollock or Klusener at No9 or 10,” says Gary Naylor. “(Maybe, from memory, also the 1970 SA XI too. They were pretty good.)”

57th over: West Indies 216-6 (Dowrich 54, Holder 66) A maiden from Curran to Holder.

56th over: West Indies 216-6 (Dowrich 54, Holder 66) A flighted delivery from Rashid is carted into the crowd at cow corner by Holder. That’s a majestic shot, his second six in as many overs from Rashid.

55th over: West Indies 208-6 (Dowrich 53, Holder 59) That light shower has passed, so it was a good call from the umpires to continue. Sam Curran, who has switched ends, is flicked sweetly through mid-on for four by Dowrich. That brings up to a confident half-century, his ninth in Tests.

“OK Robert,” says Adam Roberts. “I’ll take the bait. I didn’t write in yesterday as it was during a very intense passage of play, but you’ve done it again today. Are you spelling mayhem as mayham on purpose and, if yes, why? Is it Sopranos related?”

54th over: West Indies 203-6 (Dowrich 49, Holder 58) I’ve a hunch this might be Adil Rashid’s last Test. He comes into the attack and is immediately launched for six by Holder. Poor Rashid’s match figures are 20-1-80-0.

“Hi Rob,” says Pete Salmon. “The thing that actually annoys me most about slow over rates is the way that every ex-player who becomes a commentator immediately bemoans them and starts looking for solutions AS THOUGH THEY WERE NEVER INVOLVED. Given we’ve suffered them for nigh on 30 years, who was actually playing when they happened?”

53rd over: West Indies 194-6 (Dowrich 47, Holder 51) It has started to rain at the Kensington Oval. The umpires decide to take the players off and then change their mind, presumably reasoning that it is only a light shower.

“’I can’t remember a Test team with a balance quite like this, which makes them hard to judge because there are no precedents,’” says Andrew Benzeval, quoting my earlier comment. “Yet another tick in the column in favour of the long overdue recall of Robin Smith…”

52nd over: West Indies 191-6 (Dowrich 45, Holder 50) Holder works Curran for a single to reach a quietly dominant half-century from only 60 balls. It’s his ninth in Tests, to go with two centuries and five five-fors. Even though he’s been Test captain for almost four years, he’s still only 27. This is a cricketer, and a gentleman, of admirable substance.

“Absolutely right that they changed it to ‘Left Arm Wrist Spinner’ (48th over),” says Bill Hargreaves. “Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.”

51st over: West Indies 190-6 (Dowrich 45, Holder 49) A good comeback from Moeen, who pulls his length back from full to good. One from the over.

“With the Australian Open going on right now, my eyes fell upon the ‘shot clock’ introduced in the major tennis tournaments to prevent wastage of time between the playing of points,” says Abhijato Sensarma. “Cricket could do with something similar amidst a long-standing crisis of poor over rates in Test matches. Timing the period between consecutive deliveries will be too distracting and impractical; maybe there could be the introduction of an ‘Over Clock’ on the electronic scoreboards? This ensures the change of ends is done at a quick rate, and the first ball of the next set is bowled at a decent rate. ‘Violations’ could be handed out to the skipper in case of delays not caused by the batsman or external factors, with fines (and even bans) being handed down after repeated offences. Maybe, this could bring an end to the over-rate crisis the sport is seeing nowadays! Thoughts?”

Related: MCC panel explores idea of introducing a ‘shot clock’ to speed up cricket

50th over: West Indies 189-6 (Dowrich 45, Holder 48) Holder plays another cracking shot, pulling Curran dismissively for four, and then Dowrich drives him to the cover boundary to take West Indies’ lead past 400. That’s drinks, and England need a very stiff Gatorade.

“I’m sure you saw this, Prof. Smyth,” says Bill Hargreaves. “The Dude is back – but is Jeff Bridges about to pull the rug from under us?

49th over: West Indies 179-6 (Dowrich 41, Holder 43) A double bowling change, with Moeen Ali replacing Affronted Anderson. Moeen bowled well yesterday, picking up three wickets in the mayham of West Indies’ top-order collapse, but he starts today with a poor over that goes for 13. Holder drives him for three consecutive boundaries, the first two through extra cover and the third blitzed over mid-off. That’s superb batting, and I reckon West Indies have a collective plan to go after Moeen and dent his confidence. The first of those boundaries, by the way, brought up a fine fifty partnership.

48th over: West Indies 166-6 (Dowrich 40, Holder 31) Sam Curran replaces Ben Stokes and goes straight around the wicket to the right-handers. It’s a good, accurate start from Curran, with just one from the over. West Indies lead by 378.

“Rob,” says John Starbuck. “The thing about ‘Chinaman’ is that it’s laugh-out loud funny, in a sardonic way too.”

47th over: West Indies 165-6 (Dowrich 39, Holder 31) Holder does to Anderson what he did to Stokes, flicking neatly to the fine-leg boundary. Anderson is leaving the field, which suggests his work for this match is done. He must have been so hacked off yesterday, and rightly so.

“Why do we suddenly have so many allrounders and is it a good thing?” says Tom German. “Could some of these allrounders be forced to choose like with their A-Levels or should we just field seven allrounders and to hang with it?”

46th over: West Indies 160-6 (Dowrich 38, Holder 27) An inswinger from Stokes is flicked to fine leg for four by Holder. Stokes yelps in frustration. I would be tempted to take him out of the attack. It’s a short series and a long year, and England are going to lose this game. Stokes’ bowling workload is becoming an issue.

“Given the minuscule chance of anything other than a Windies victory, I was surprised to see the bookies giving odds of 1.13 before the start of play today (£100 would return £113),” says Sam W. “They’re giving England significantly more of a chance of a result than, turning to football for an example, Burnley getting something against Man City in the FA Cup tomorrow (£100 on City returning £107). I’d have thought this was much more of a done deal than the unpredictability of a 90-minute football match. Is there much chance of rain? Or is there something I’m missing?”

45th over: West Indies 156-6 (Dowrich 38, Holder 23) “I realise that I’m going against the grain here, but as a bowler myself, I’m a bit torn about the ‘fashion’ in recent years to squarely blame our low inningses (not sure that’s a real word) on our batsmen, as surely our bowlers are as culpable for allowing our opposition to score so many runs?” says Scott Roberts. “I genuinely look at the bowlers we have/don’t have any worry about the future of our team, as there don’t seem to be any decent prospects (with the exception of Jofra Archer) and haven’t been any threats to the Anderson/Broad duo for years, allowing them to rack up so many wickets unchallenged. Just a thought.”

I know what you mean, and it’s only a year since an average Australia side were scoring 600 at will. I’d expect Broad to be around for 2-3 years after Anderson to help with the transition. Archer is also, in the parlance of our time, a bit of a gamechanger. And there’s a lad at Warwickshire, Henry Brookes, who is a serious prospect. I’ve started bowling a bit of offspin at the age of 43, too, so let’s all just chill out for a bit, can we.

44th over: West Indies 151-6 (Dowrich 34, Holder 22) It might be time to have a look at Moeen Ali. Anderson and Stokes aren’t bowling badly, quite the contrary, but this middle-aged ball isn’t doing a great deal. Stokes still finds a way to burst one past Dowrich’s outside edge, which causes a flustered Dowrich to play and miss at the next delivery as well. Stokes has bowled so well this morning.

“Re: Gary Naylor’s point,” begins Ian Copestake. “Perhaps there should be a ban on using the phrase ‘we win as a team and lose as a team’ in front of a group who perhaps do not understand the notion of metaphor.”

43rd over: West Indies 146-6 (Dowrich 32, Holder 20) A juicy outswinger from Anderson is pinged through extra cover for four by Holder. He’s a really useful Test No8, with an average in the low 30s.

“Hello Rob: a book with cricket as a main feature and one that I’d highly recommend is Chinaman by Shehan Karunatilaka, set in Sri Lanka,” says Ravi Raman. “Fiction and not a true ‘cricket’ book as such.”

42nd over: West Indies 142-6 (Dowrich 32, Holder 16) Stokes, who is bowling with impressive intensity and precisely no luck, beats both batsmen in the course of a fine over. Before Bristol, Stokes was a batsman who bowled; at the moment he looks like the opposite.

41st over: West Indies 140-6 (Dowrich 31, Holder 15) Holder square drives Anderson for four, helped by a misfield from Bairstow, before being beaten by a lovely outswinger.

“As a counterpoint to all the doom around the England shower-show yesterday, and in the spirit of enthusiastic preamble, can I just say that, as one who was a lad in the era of Marshall, Holding, Croft and Garner, I loved the heady wave of nostalgia which swept over me on seeing a Windies fast bowler rip the heart out of the English line-up,” says Martin Wright. “Made me feel young again. And gave me hope (illusory maybe) that cricket still has a future in that most entertaining of cricketing nations. So there.”

40th over: West Indies 136-6 (Dowrich 31, Holder 11) Holder tries to turn a lifter from Stokes to leg and gets a leading edge that lands safely on the off side. Well bowled by Stokes, who has been extremely good with the ball since his return. (Don’t mention the batting.)

“Rob,” says Charles. “As a 47-year-old England fan I have lived through some tough times against the West Indies, but this is too much, can we stop now? Just post a few pictures of the blue sky and maybe a bit of local wildlife, NO MENTION OF THE CRICKET...”

39th over: West Indies 133-6 (Dowrich 30, Holder 9) After that scandalously expensive first over, which disappeared for four runs, Jimmy returns to his parsimonious ways with a maiden to Dowrich.

“It really was an extraordinary collapse yesterday,” says Andrew Benzeval. “West Indies bowled very nicely by all accounts, but perhaps not 77 all out nice. One way to look at it would be the nature of selection under Ed Smith, which is by hunch to a degree, combined with a number of players fulfilling multiple roles (the old “bits and pieces” team as opposed to a settled side of specialists) does create danger. An unkinder way to look at it would be two unproven openers, a new number 3, a misfiring middle order and then bowlers who recently have been doing much of the batting. Is another way to look at yesterday then simply that the wheels came off, as they have threatened to do a number of times in the last year, but this time nothing was there to stop it?”

38th over: West Indies 133-6 (Dowrich 30, Holder 9) Ben Stokes starts at the other end. He takes a few balls to get his radar right but ends the over with an excellent lifter that beats Holder.

“Hard as it is to disagree with Gary Naylor, I think it’s necessary,” says Geoff Wignall. “Buttler and/ or Curran have had to rescue the batting rather too often recently, decent opening stands have been too few and far between even when respectable totals have been posted and without the Earl of Burnley the bowling would be too frequently unconvincing to go along with his theory. It’s still about individual performance, albeit it does seem a very well knit team. (Am I alone in thinking the sense of team unity and common purpose, as well as Root’s onfield decision making has been on an upward curve since Buttler returned?)”

37th over: West Indies 131-6 (Dowrich 29, Holder 9) Shane Dowrich and Jason Holder get West Indies off to a good start, milking four singles from James Anderson’s first over. I suspect they will want to increase the lead to 400 as quickly as possible.

“My boyfriend and I are off to Antigua next week,” boasts Emma Leonard, “and we want something to read on the way. Any new cricket books you’d recommend?”

Mike Atherton is interviewing Shimron Hetmyer on Sky Sports. He seems a thoroughly charming, happy and self-deprecating young bloke, and we already know he is spectacularly talented. We are going to seriously enjoy him over the next 15 years.

This is an interesting point from Our Gary

“It’s often said that cricket is an individual sport played within a team environment - indeed, that’s one of its principal delights,” says Gary Naylor. “Can it be entirely coincidental that Joe Root’s England team - one of the most ‘together’ in England’s history, maybe in Test cricket’s history - tend to succeed and fail collectively, as if a hive mind operates positively and negatively? I can provide no psychological explanation for such conjecture, but it’s happening too often to be explained away by simple coincidence.”

Pre-match reading

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Australia v Sri Lanka: first Test, day three – live!

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39th over: Sri Lanka 97-6 (Dickwella 14, Perera 6) Jumping Jhye Richardson comes in for a bowl. Perera glances a single early in the over. Richardson inverts his line to Dickwella, round the wicket to the lefty and hanging the ball wide. Dickwella doesn’t go, until Richardson drops short and the batsman misses another enthusiastic hook.

That’s drinks.

38th over: Sri Lanka 96-6 (Dickwella 14, Perera 5) Cummins searching for a sixth. He’s been there twice before in Test cricket: on his debut in 2011 and a couple of weeks ago in Melbourne. Nearly takes Perera’s edge but misses by a micron. Perera taps another single to escape.

The more discussion I hear about Thirimanne’s dismissal, the more it sounds like a horrible blunder. The full name for the technology is RTS, standing for Real Time Snicko. Meaning the sound waves and image have to match up. That’s how it works. So for an umpire to suddenly decide that a lag of frames is possible, that throws the validity of all RTS decisions out the window.

37th over: Sri Lanka 95-6 (Dickwella 14, Perera 4) Dilruwan is doing a decent sensible job, knocking a single into the leg side. Dickwella drives a couple through the covers. But by over’s end, he can’t help throwin the bat at Starc, and drags a big edge past his own stumps for four.

36th over: Sri Lanka 88-6 (Dickwella 8, Perera 3) Cummins bowls, through Perera, as one jags a bit off the surface. It beats Paine too for a bye. Dickwella defends a back-of-a-length delivery. Phil Tufnell on ABC Grandstand is discussing Dickwella’s appeals as a wicketkeeper: “He’s like a little jack-in-the-box. Pops up, both arms out, jazz hands.” Cummins completes a maiden.

35th over: Sri Lanka 87-6 (Dickwella 8, Perera 3) The Battle of the Loose Units here with Dickwella versus Starc. Some wild deliveries, short and leg and off and all over. Some wild shots, hooks and near misses. All of two singles off the over.

34th over: Sri Lanka 85-6 (Dickwella 7, Perera 2) So Cummins has figures of 5 for 11.Dilruwan Perera comes out, the all-rounder whose thumb was smushed by Cummins in the first innings. He’s bravely facing up again. And makes those figures 5 for 13 as he drives a couple square. Then Cummins bowls a wild bouncer that concedes four byes.

Five wickets for Cummins! Caught behind. Though the batsman has reviewed this. let’s see...

Now this is truly bizarre. There’s nothing on Snicko as the ball passes the bat. Then two frames later there’s a tiny spike. The spike happens just as the ball passes his back elbow as Thirimanne pushed at the ball. So to me it looks like the spike is coming from a clip of the elbow. But third umpire Michael Gough says he’s happy that the lag of two frames is due to the two bits of equipment not being totally synced, and therefore the spike is due to the bat. I’ve never heard that before, and usually we treat Snicko evidence as simultaneous between vision and sound.

33rd over: Sri Lanka 79-5 (Thirimanne 32, Dickwella 7) Starc to start up after tea, and he’s operating at decent pace very quickly. Dickwella makes use of that velocity to glance it to fine leg for four.

Thanks Adam. The first short break of the day is done, and what will likely be the last stanza of Sri Lankan resistance is about to commence. Though as the West Indies have proved the last couple of days, unfancied teams can still do extraordinary things sometimes.

32nd over: Sri Lanka 74-5 (Thirimanne 31, Dickwella 3)Lyon gets to his mark just before the clock strikes 3pm to see if they can squeeze another wicket out before the break. It’s not to be, despite a couple of close calls. Dickwella was off the mark with a sweep second ball but the same stroke nearly brought him undone next up, nobody where the ball dropped round the corner at short fine. Thirimanne - who is somehow still there, having watched five wickets from the non-strikers’ end - pushes one to point. Dickwella then kept things interesting to the end, missing Lyon’s straight one, but it was missing the woodwork.

With that, Sri Lanka reach tea having lost four wickets in the opening stanza, Pat Cummins and Jhye Richardson both magnificent, the former picking up three in a hurry, the latter bending back the off-stump just before the break. I’ll leave you with Geoff from here, the Test, in all likelihood, finishing while he’s on the tools. If that is the case, thanks for your company this week and I’ll talk to you in Canberra!

Quite brilliant! Richardson, deserved Dhananjaya’s wicket earlier in the over with a delightful outswinger that missed his edge by a coat of varnish. But to finish, another outswinger beat the bat and crashed into the off-stump. It doesn’t get much better than that for a new fast bowler in his first Test Match.

31st over: Sri Lanka 69-5 (Thirimanne 30)

Knocked him over! Jhye Richardson with another beauty #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/8clPx4U65v

30th over: Sri Lanka 69-4 (Thirimanne 30, Dhananjaya 14) Unsurprisingly, Lyon is on for a quick pop in the place of Starc before the tea interval. Dhananjaya looks to get forward with the spinner coming over the wicket, so he changes it up mid-over. It nearly works, the batsman not middling a push down the ground, the shout of catch going up when the ball sailed through the vacant midwicket region.

29th over: Sri Lanka 66-4 (Thirimanne 30, Dhananjaya 11) So close! Richardson has been relentless throughout his two spells this afternoon and nearly got the reward, Dhananjaya having a pop at the bouncer, landing just in front of Starc at long leg. That’s twice in two overs that this stroke has nearly brought his demise - time to do as Steve Waugh did and put it away. Perhaps not for a decade as the former Australian captain elected to, but you get my point.

There you go... pic.twitter.com/TA0KRzhZw1

28th over: Sri Lanka 65-4 (Thirimanne 30, Dhananjaya 10) Starc is down the legside twice more, a full toss and a bouncer - a good one, nearly landing with the man at short leg - part of the over as well. Stuart Clark asks Jim Maxwell if he would have him playing in the first Ashes Test. “Not at Edgbaston,” replied the veteran caller. “I’d play someone likely to bowl more consistently with the Dukes ball.”

27th over: Sri Lanka 63-4 (Thirimanne 28, Dhananjaya 10) An exercise in contrast with Starc to Richardson, the latter in the middle of another accurate spell. It prompts a messy attempt from Dhananjaya to pull a bouncer, lucky to miss the ball rather than top edge it. Quite rightly, he defends and leaves the rest.

26th over: Sri Lanka 62-4 (Thirimanne 27, Dhananjaya 10) I said last night that I don’t mind Starc’s volatility, arguing that it doesn’t seem to prevent him taking plenty of wickets. But this is... not pretty. Much as it was in Adelaide, there is no doubt that there will be plenty of scrutiny on this brief spell when this match comes to an end. Of course, an unplayable is in there as well, beating Dhananjaya with one that spits off the turf, leaving the right-hander then beating his edge. But before it was the half-volley and later a half tracker, followed by four byes down the legside and four leg byes off the hip from another wayward offering. “It’s like a golfer who isn’t putting well,” notes Jim Maxwell on ABC. “Everyone wants to tell you how to fix what you are doing.”

25th over: Sri Lanka 53-4 (Thirimanne 24, Dhananjaya 8) Richardson back for a second spell and he’s right on it, prompting an pleave from Dhananjaya within a couple of balls. The No6 gets his feet moving later in the over, striking a nice drive, but it is cut off at cover. Pulling back his length, the man on debut finds the edge to finish, landing just short of the four catchers behind the wicet. He deserves one.

24th over: Sri Lanka 53-4 (Thirimanne 24, Dhananjaya 8) Starc oversteps to begin, in keeping with the volatile theme from him in this Test, and they take a leg bye after the delivery balloons into the legside off his body. Dhananjaya is leaving then driving, neatly, down the ground for three. He’s in good touch. Singles are then exchanged into the legside before a bumper to finish, ducked by Thirimanne.

If Australia had a wicketkeeper from New South Wales, Nathan Lyon's nickname would be Cliffy #AUSvSL

23rd over: Sri Lanka 46-4 (Thirimanne 23, Dhananjaya 4) Good footwork from Dhananjaya, taking one to mid-on. Later, Thirimanne also gets a single, albeit off the inside portion of the bat. Lyon isn’t far away when the left-hander is on strike.

What a difference a decade makes. Drummoyne Oval 2009 Women’s WORLD CUP match; 2019 Women’s DOMESTIC final #sellout#WBBLFinal#WBBL04#7Cricket@CricketAuspic.twitter.com/NBKnHreW5c

22nd over: Sri Lanka 44-4 (Thirimanne 22, Dhananjaya 3) Cummins does get a rest, at the end of a mighty spell: 8-5-11-4. Starc’s turn and he finishes with a beaut to Thirimanne, beaten outside the off stump. Before it, four deliveries were scored from as the left-armer tried to find his mark, Thirimannne clipping three then bumped accurately, Dhananjaya a grabbing couple of singles behind square.

21st over: Sri Lanka 38-4 (Thirimanne 18, Dhananjaya 1) Another maiden for Lyon, his third in five overs so far. Dhananjaya is playing him carefully, starting his innings well. Of course, he has a ton against Australia at Test level from 2016 at Colombo, so he is right to bring a bit of confidence into this series.

Pat Cummins has been unplayable so far in this innings. He has induced a false shot off 38% of his deliveries with the batsmen attacking only 2 out of the 42 balls. #AUSvSL

20th over: Sri Lanka 38-4 (Thirimanne 18, Dhananjaya 1) Thirimanne gets off the mark first ball of the new Cummins over, albeit for an inside edge but that matters little at this stage. Dhananjaya’s turn, and he’s off the mark first ball, to fine leg too. Thirimanne does the rest of the heavy lifting, managing to avoid the temptation of a couple of balls in his driving arc. Might that be the end of his spell?

Meg Lanning is on ABC and she raised the name of Sammy-Jo Johnson, from the victorious Brisbane Heat, as a potential inclusion for Australia when they play the Rose Bowl against New Zealand to finish the summer.If she does make it to the big time, it would be another chapter in what is already a remarkable story.

19th over: Sri Lanka 36-4 (Thirimanne 17, Dhananjaya 0) Lyon continues his battle with Thirimanne but it is very much Off Broadway, the real action right now when Cummins is thundering in. The southpaw retains the strike for that next over, for better or worse, with one to midwicket to finish.

A masteful wicket maiden from Cummins, winning Silva’s outside edge with the final delivery with a timid push to Burns at second slip. But it was the earlier work that sorted the No5 out, the Australian quick beating the outside edge, slamming a bumper in that just missed the lid and slipping a yorker past the inside edge, prompting an unsuccessful lbw shout. He has 4/9 from seven overs. Phwoar.

18th over: Sri Lanka 35-4 (Thirimanne 16)

Who can stop @patcummins30?!

He has 4/9, and Sri Lanka is 4/35 #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/xbbxyzeTly

17th over: Sri Lanka 35-3 (Thirimanne 16, Silva 3) Another maiden from Lyon, giving Thirimanne few tempters outside the off stump, surely knowing that the outside edge has been the opener’s primary weakness over the years.

Bowlers who have taken 3 wickets in their 1st 3 overs of a Test innings most often since 1 Jan 2000:
3 S Watson v Pak Lord's 2010, v SL Galle 2011, v SA Cape Town 2011
3 P Cummins v Ban Mirpur 2017, v Ind Melbourne 2018, v SL Brisbane 2019

16th over: Sri Lanka 35-3 (Thirimanne 16, Silva 3) Cummins once more, with four clips in position for Silva, who just gets his bat down in time to the first ball, not getting up he was right to expect. But the next delivery in that region, does get up, kissing the thigh pad before racing down to the rope for four leg byes. He keeps it together, defending the last couple, but that volatility will keep him thinking.

15th over: Sri Lanka 31-3 (Thirimanne 16, Silva 3) It doesn’t take Lyon long! Indeed, he has Thirimanne given first ball, lbw! But going through the DRS process, Lyon’s considerable bounce means the delivery is projected to be going over the middle stump by a good six inches. At last, a good review from the visitors.

14th over: Sri Lanka 31-3 (Thirimanne 16, Silva 3) That might be Cummins’ final set for now, going for five runs with the pace slightly down. Understandably so - it’s hot. I’d imagine Starc will now be into the captain, wanting a bowl right away.

Ali Mitchell on ABC is discussing an article she read suggesting that the Gabba naming rights could be sold. Tuffers asks how much it is going for, Ali replies $2m AUD a year. “Oooh. Only $2m? I might have a dart at that myself! The Tuffers Gabba!” He’s a gem. I’m on the same flight back to London with him after Canberra Test, which could/will be eventful.

13th over: Sri Lanka 26-3 (Thirimanne 11, Silva 3) Nice clip from Thirimanne to start, taking two. Oh, less good from the next, having a lash at a ball well outside the off stump and missing. Put it away! He does, in defence for the rest of the over, keeping the strike with a careful push to square leg.

“Adam, do you recall?” tweets Jonathan Northall, picking up what I was putting down with the Pulp reference. “The lead was very small, Aussies needed wickets to fall. And when Cummins bowled the bal,l Sri Lanka had no answer at all.”

In the quick 6 overs spell yesterday, Jhye Richardson found 2.04° swing & 1.04° seam on an average compared to 1.14° & 1.30° for Pat Cummins, and 0.71° & 0.59° for Mitchell Starc. Time Paine making the right call to start with Richardson & Cummins today. #AUSvSL

12th over: Sri Lanka 23-3 (Thirimanne 8, Silva 3) Another rapid over from Cummins, working around that fourth stump line with Silva able to let half the set go, the deliveries taken by Paine at chest or head height. Bringing in the off-cutter to finish, it hit the new man on the thigh pad. Ouch. There is nothing fun about this for the Sri Lankans but they have to find a way to dig in for a few hours.

11th over: Sri Lanka 23-3 (Thirimanne 8, Silva 3) Another maiden for Richardson, who is doing his job perfectly, making Thirimanne play throughout. Then comes the bouncer, which the opener gets underneath just in time. With the new man going so well, this is a very good problem for the selectors to have ahead of the Ashes. How do they all play? How do we shoehorn James Pattinson into the XI? Double-down on strength, I say, and play four quicks and Lyon. Sure, it isn’t conventional, but knocking over England for sod all has to be Play A, B, C and D.

Extra bounce for Cummins making all the difference for that Chandimal wicket. Looking at two deliveries pitched on the same length from Cummins in this innings, the one that dismissed Chandimal bounced an extra 21.5 cm. #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/CNVEKzLj4v

10th over: Sri Lanka 23-3 (Thirimanne 8, Silva 3) Runs off Cummins! Four of them! Three first ball for Silva, clipped off his stumps out to midwicket - nice shot. Thirimanne grabs one behind the square leg umpire.

Oh, what are you doing Sunday baby? Would you like to come and meet me maybe? Australia's first three-day Test since... Pune? #AUSvSLhttps://t.co/aFCvnME7PK

That’s an appalling shot from Mendis, who is way too good to throw his hands at a ball a foot outside the off stump with his side on the ropes. Sure enough, the thick edge lands safely in the hands of Burns at second slip. Cummins now has 3/0 from 13 balls. “What dreams are made of,” says Stuart Clark on ABC radio. Not wrong.

.@patcummins has ANOTHER! Figures of 3/0 #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/pV0NZqvaUM

9th over: Sri Lanka 19-2 (Thirimanne 7, Mendis 1) Another thing to like about Richardson is that he approaches the crease on a slight angle rather than dead straight, as he has been the convention over the last 20 years or so. Russell Jackson, formerly of this parish, wrote about this a few years back. If Richardson and Worrall both feature in England this year, it would be quite the throwback in this respect. Do it, selectors. Meanwhile, Thirimanne picks up the first run of the day to mid off, Mendis tucking a single himself to get off the mark.

8th over: Sri Lanka 17-2 (Thirimanne 6, Mendis 0) Second up to Mendis, Cummins has the Sri Lankan star playing all around his front pad before then squaring him up a treat, the ball spitting out to the gully on the bounce. It makes another wicket maiden for Cummins, his current analysis 2-2-0-2. Whoa.

A second ball blob for the skipper! Cummins is on fire, just as he was last night, winning the edge from a delivery that took off from a length, ballooning into the gully. Patterson did the rest in the gully, having to jump to reach the catch, doing it well.

GONE. @patcummins30 strikes with his second ball of the day! #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/ziLrILXIVA

7th over: Sri Lanka 17-1 (Thirimanne 6, Chandimal 0) A tidy maiden to begin Richardson’s day, immediately in the channel then finding Thirimanne’s edge, albeit into the gully on the bounce. He’s a very impressive starter.

The players are out in the middle for an Indigenous welcome followed by the national anthem before the resumption. Some good words from CA spokesman James Sherry, noting the organisation’s support for the ongoing reconciliation project, “not to deny our past but for it to shape our future.” Thirimanne is joined by Chandimal, having lost Karunaratne from the final ball last night. Richardson has the ball in his hand, coming from the Stanley Street End. PLAY!

LAST BALL OF THE DAY, @patcummins30#AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/hoRSYsHN1h

The pitch. Looks to be plenty still there, especially for Jhye Richardson who has won plenty of lateral movement so far in this Test Match.

Welcome back to the Gabba for day three. It’s very hot. Again. Here’s the wicket. Play resumes in half an hour. SL 1-17, trailing by 162 #AUSvSLpic.twitter.com/8UA2EHChmM

Blimey, have we all caught the Justin Langer profile in Good Weekend? I’ll leave this passage to speak for itself. A press box colleague in response: “Accidental Partridge?” Indeed.

Part of a long profile on Justin Langer in the SMH https://t.co/b3mbdjuh4fpic.twitter.com/ISRub2AAgT

Having watched the end of the WBBL, the teams are now warming up. Happy as Justin Langer would be that his side are on the cusp of a one-nil series lead, he’ll also, surely, be smiling about England’s, um, issues over the last 36 hours.

Check out Vic Marks’ match report from Kensington, following Jason Holder’s masterful double ton. What a cricketer the Windies captain has matured into.

Related: Inspired Jason Holder hits double century as wicketless England toil

THE HEAT WIN! Wonderful scenes, Brisbane over the line for their first Big Bash title with a Laura Harris boundary with a few balls to go. Beth Mooney is the hero with her 65.

CHAMPIONS!

The @HeatWBBL have won a thrilling #WBBLFinal. #WBBL04pic.twitter.com/lMd5OYmjPq

All eyes on the big screen at the Gabba. As it is about 10 seconds ahead of the telly. Both teams have stopped to watch - magnificent. That’s the big benefit of the WBBL being televised from the get-go, this buy in from the entire cricket community.

All on the #WBBLFinal at the Gabba! pic.twitter.com/SCjHyyc4wj

JP is on the OBO for that final, I should add. Where the mighty Teen Wolv, Laura Wolvaardt, has been run out by her South African teammate Marizanne Kapp the ball after belting her national captain, Dane van Niekerk, for four. Six off seven needed! What a finish!

Related: WBBL final: Sydney Sixers v Brisbane Heat – live!

It has been a hot and windy morning in the Queensland capital, real sweat-through-your-shirt stuff, which is exactly as I’ve done on the way up to the press box. We return for day three with the hosts 162 runs ahead, Sri Lanka 17-1 overnight having lost Karunaratne from the final ball last night. Pat Cummins, what a moment, what a dreamboat. Australia in three days? Don’t doubt it.

I’ll turn my attention to the pre-play build up as soon as this WBBL final has concluded. At Drummoyne, Brisbane require 15 from 12 with four wickets in hand. Having covered this competition closely since its inception, make no mistake, this will not be easy. I’m backing the Suuuuper Over. If the Sixers do find a way to defend these runs, they will claim a hat-trick of titles. Pop on the telly!

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I don’t think Roston Chase can quite believe it either... pic.twitter.com/L04ejav1O2

Scenes of unalloyed delight on the pitch at Bridgetown from the West Indies . The teams shake hands and West Indies walk slowly off to the sound of vuvuzelas. England congratulate the winers politely but they’ve had a shocker. Blown away in the first innings, and then out-guiled by Chase, who had 44 wickets at 46 before this Test but who with 8-60 now has the best figures by a West Indian spinner since before the UK joined the EEC. Much for England to think about before the next Test in Antigua starting next Thursday- thanks for your company, good night!

Curran swings, topples and is well stumped by the stand-in wicket-keeper Hope. Roston Chase 8-60!!! And that... is that!

WEST INDIES WIN BY 381 RUNS

80th over: England 237-9 (Curran 13, Anderson 0) After all that Anderson is still there....four not out thanks to a slog-sweep off Campbell.

A long pause while the umpires try and decide whether a sweeping Anderson has touched the ball reverse-sweeping or if it was lbw....

79th over: England 237-9 (Curran 12, Anderson 0) Chase desperate for that final wicket, but this last pair prod him away.

78th over: England 237-9 (Curran 10, Anderson 0) One off John Campbell’s over.

77th over: England 235-9 (Curran 10, Anderson 0) That wasn’t really a great shot there by Rashid. A sort of thoughtless paddling-whip. And apparently Chase has the best figures by a West Indian spinner since 1971.

Courtesy of John Starbuck:

Yes, it’s him again! Rashid whips Chase straight into the hands of Brathwaite on the boundary.

76th over: England 234-8 (Curran 9, Rashid 1) Sam Curran! He pulls Gabriel for four, with a whip-cracking bottom hand. Then Rashid with Nonchalence by David Gower liberally sprayed all over, rocks him back for single that deserved a four.

Kandukuru Nagarjun writes:

75th over: England 228-8 (Curran 4, Rashid 0) Oh what can you say about Chase? (in the style of Pam Ayers) With a bit of this, a bit of that he’s destroyed England’s second innings.

Foakes down on one knee, sweeps, and is caught superbly at short leg tucked into the body. The young man Chase now has SIX.

74th over: England 228-7 (Curran 4, Foakes 0) Gabriel pounds in. Foakes pulls him for four, then flicks away a single and Curran, bounced out in the first innings is waiting....there’s the bouncer, but it is wide. Oh and there are lots of pink middle-aged English people in a paddling pool. They look like very happy zoo exhibits.

Peter Salmon is curious:“I like that you can pop into the next room where they are playing Cluedo. Make me think that all the OBO’s come from some Borgesian wonderland... ‘In this room they are playing at Cluedo. In this, Tanya is playing at cricket, or the idea of cricket. Open the further door and Professor Voltar plays chess with the rooks removed. And in the final room the Don Quixote, or a man who believes himself to be Don Quixote, turns an hourglass over and over, testing a theory about the effects of time on sixteenth century metaphysics.’

73rd over: England 222-7 (Curran 4, Foakes 0) Curran off the mark with a boyish four through the covers. Quite charming. Chase raises the scarlet globe in the air to acknowledge the crowd’s applause.

A magnificent flying double-handed, rib-banging, snaffle by Campbell at short mid-wicket. And that is five wickets for Chase!

72nd over: England 218-6 (Buttler 26, Foakes 0) Holder hands the ball to Gabriel for the first full over after tea. The shadows are shortening and the breeze blowing the lions across Buttler’s chest. Foakes gets a lifter first ball

Rashid stares thoughtfully round the dressing room door - if a spinner is dropped for Broad in the next test, might it now be Moeen?

71 overs: England 217-6 (Buttler 25, Foakes 0)

I just popped next door where they’re playing Cluedo. “Wrench, Peacock, Bedroom,” was the cry as I wafted away with my plate of toad in the hole. For England, it’s been “ Chase, Drifters, Sunshine.”

70.5 overs andTEA: England 217-6 (Buttler 25 )Well that wasn’t quite what the doctor ordered - four wickets lost in the session for 82 runs. A mission once extremely unlikely, now completely impossible. The West Indies kept on keeping on, a primary school teacher might describe England as “having a few problems keeping on task.”

Yikes, a pair for Moeen, with a hand-over-face back-foot glide straight to Jason Holder at second slip.

70th over: England 216-5 (Ali 0, Buttler 24) Gabriel has served his time in the long-grass after hobbling off the field mid-session for some repair work. Buttler scampers merrily away to the non-striker’s end after one ball and Moeen, on a pair, is greeted as is the custom. Two short ones in a row Is it just me or does Gabriel look like a bit like Patrick Patterson?

69th over: England 215-5 (Ali 0, Buttler 23) That’s a bad blow for England, ten minutes short of tea. Stokes just missed one that didn’t do very much - after he’d just passed 3000 Test runs too. The not-at-all-mysterious Chase strikes again.

No huge turn, a bit of drift and that’s out! The dominoes are teetering.


68th over: England 209-4 (Stokes 33, Buttler 18) Jon Campbell’s turn now, blue shades, long sleeves and fairly accurate off-spin. Stokes and Buttler have been briefly re-caged.

Kim writes from Finedon.

67th over: England 206-4 (Stokes 30, Buttler 18) An aeroplane shimmers through the azure sky, a gentleman in a breton polo shirt plays the sax and the breeze blows a Barmy Army flag that seems to say something like “Burfer” (I’m afraid I’ll have to leave that with you. ) That was a maiden from Joseph by the way.

66th over: England 206-4 (Stokes 30, Buttler 18) Plink and plonk.

A lovely email from Andrew Parker.

65th over: England 204-4 (Stokes 29, Buttler 17) Holder is switching his bowlers around like a man with a dodgy hand. He turns to Joseph. A not completely convincing boundary from Stokes, an awkward swivelled pull. And that’s the 200 up. Just another 428 to go. Buttler takes it as a personal affront , and toe-drives the next ball for four through long-off.

64th over: England 195-4 (Stokes 24, Buttler 13) A couple from Chase’s over, an inside-edge nibble from Stokes falls short of short-leg.

63rd over: England 193-4 (Stokes 23, Buttler 12) Just one from Roach’s over.

“Hi Tanya”

62nd over: England 192-4 (Stokes 23, Buttler 11) When will the real Ben Stokes..? Oh, now. He whallops Chase for four to long-on. Then a little shimmy and a drive, straighter, for six. Ten from the over.

61st over: England 182-4 (Stokes 13, Buttler 11) Roach replaces Holder and takes a round-the-wicket approach to Ben Stokes. He escapes to the other end. What the heck says Buttler, he swivels and pulls a four , then next ball rocks onto the back foot and drives beautifully through the covers. Consecutive boundaries.

Also, I meant to say thank you Simon - an eventful rum-punch to cress sandwich session.

60th over: England 173-4 (Stokes 12, Buttler 3) The lanky Chase, who’s already pocketed the key wickets Burns and Root, high-arms in, wrists touching sleeves Ooooch, Buttler avoids an edge by the width of a half-penny to the last ball of the over.

59th over: England 170-4 (Stokes 11, Buttler 1) Hello everyone! This morning I heard England’s chances being described as having to knock 40 minutes off the marathon world record.After Root’s dismissal, they’re behind the clock with a burst blister, sore knee and leaking water bottle.

Holder continues and England look watchful.

58th over: England 167-4 (Stokes 9, Buttler 0) Root is absolutely furious with himself as he trudges from the field. Not only is he out, he also misses out on drinks, which are taken mid-over while Jos Buttler makes his way out to replace him. And with that I’ll hand you over to Tanya Aldred – you can email her here, or get in touch on ye Twitter here. Bye!

I tell you something, I think West Indies might win this. There’s no real spin here, but Root attempts to work the ball to backward point and only diverts it to slip!

57th over: England 166-3 (Root 22, Stokes 8) Root slices his drive past point and gets four runs for his troubles.

56th over: England 162-3 (Root 18, Stokes 8) Stokes tries to drive Chase now, and he misses this one as well. He’s taken 37 balls so far over his eight runs, and fielded few of them well.

55th over: England 161-3 (Root 17, Stokes 8) Holder bowls across Stokes, who twice tries to drive and twice swishes through nothing but air. His timing is entirely awry, but he’s somehow clinging on.

54th over: England 161-3 (Root 17, Stokes 8) Chase continues, with a couple of slips and a short leg installed around the bat. Both batsmen add a single to their totals, but neither is quite convincing at the moment.

Right now, Jason Holder has a higher Test career batting average and lower bowling average than Ben Stokes.#undertheradar

53rd over: England 159-3 (Root 16, Stokes 7) Stokes attacks Holder’s opening delivery, but having taken a couple of steps forward has to abandon the idea when the ball goes somewhere other than where he wanted it to. His ambitions are most emphatically reined in from there. England, incidentally, are now more than 25% of the way to their target!

52nd over: England 159-3 (Root 16, Stokes 7) Chase continues, and a couple of singles ensue.

51st over: England 157-3 (Root 15, Stokes 6) Gabriel tries to york Stokes, at 150kph no less, but it’s not quite on the money and the batsman jabs his bat onto it. Then Stokes drives down the ground for four, with Gabriel limping and massaging his foot as the ball is fielded, and another full toss later he leaves the field, with one ball unbowled. John Campbell does the honours.

50th over: England 150-3 (Root 12, Stokes 2) England reach 150 in the 50th over, which is mathematically handy. Stokes ends the over by getting all in a muddle, but survives after getting something on the ball.

Stokes got a thick edge to that before it hit his pad, and he is very much not out.

West Indies didn’t really commit to their appeal, but however half-hearted it was the umpire was sold.

49th over: England 148-3 (Root 11, Stokes 1) Stokes, having shown little ambition to do anything but survive the over, pulls the fifth ball for a single, and then Root clips the last to deep square leg, where it’s misfielded on the boundary.

48th over: England 143-3 (Root 7, Stokes 0) A maiden over from Chase, his first of the match (he didn’t bowl in England’s first innings).

47th over: England 143-3 (Root 7, Stokes 0) Gabriel bowls short but wide, and Root flays it away for four. It’s a rare poor delivery in a spell of pace and aggression from Gabriel, and it’s all too much for Bairstow, who gets the featheriest of touches onto the ball and is on his way. This match has really swung away from England in the last 10 minutes or so.

This time they have their wicket! Bairstow gloves the ball down the leg side, and Hope takes a simple catch!

46th over: England 138-2 (Bairstow 30, Root 2) Suddenly, stuff is happening. West Indies were an inch here and a couple of inches there from taking two wickets in the last two overs, but will have to make do with the sense of panic and potential that has suddenly descended.

That looked a decent shout, but the ball hit the batsman outside the line of off stump, and thus he is saved.

But the umpire doesn’t agree, so they’re going upstairs …

45th over: England 136-2 (Bairstow 30, Root 1) That wasn’t even close. Gabriel left an acre of lawn between the crease and the back of his foot as he banged the ball in (sticklers for accuracy would perhaps measure it at about six inches) and West Indies’ joyful celebrations are curtailed, with Root most of the way back to the pavilion. The bowler tries a repeat dose, and Root looks unhappy about that as well. so there’s one more to end the over, banged in at 145kph, and this one spins off the fingers of Root’s glove and down the leg side, out of reach both of short leg and the keeper. England’s captain will not have enjoyed the last few minutes of his life.

That’s a cracker from Gabriel, who gets one to rear up into Root, who gloves to slip … but it’s a no ball!

44th over: England 134-2 (Bairstow 29, Root 1) A Root single completes Chase’s over.

The players are back out, with Root joining Bairstow in the middle. “I just feel the game swung psychologically in England’s favour when the lead dropped below the five hundred mark,” insists Dean Kinsella. Yes, just 494 to go now. It’s just a matter of time.

On the plus side, as John Little points out via email, England have now, across their two innings, scored more runs than Jason Holder. So there’s that.

After discussing and criticising his technique for a while, Paul Collingwood declares his belief that Keaton Jennings can still make it as a Test opener:

I’m a big believer that this man can make it. I love his character. He’s a strong character. His work ethic. All those boxes you need to be ticked. The problem at the moment, and it’s a big problem, is he isn’t scoring the runs.

43.5 overs: England 134-2 ( Bairstow 29) Bairstow welcomes Chase with a lovely shot off his pads and wide of long-on for four, but then a single brings Burns onto strike. He falls with just one run of the session to go, and West Indies depart with a bit of bonus spring in their step!

Chase coaxes the ball through the gate and into off stump, with Burns trying to defend!

43rd over: England 129-1 (Burns 84, Bairstow 24) The scoring rate has dipped significantly of late, as the lunch interval hoves into view. Roston Chase has just been handed the ball, so there might be two overs before it happens.

42nd over: England 127-1 (Burns 83, Bairstow 23) Roach keeps going, his 12th over of the innings, and it’s his third maiden.

41st over: England 127-1 (Burns 83, Bairstow 23) England are now 20% of the way to their still extremely distant target. Just another 501 runs required.

40th over: England 125-1 (Burns 81, Bairstow 23) Oooh! Roach’s second delivery deviates off the seam and flies just past Bairstow’s bat. Lovely work that from the bowler. Then Bairstow zings the ball off his pads and through midwicket for four!

39th over: England 121-1 (Burns 81, Bairstow 19) Yeeesh! Burns guides the ball down to third man again, though he sends the ball just wide (and also lands just short) of a diving Holder at second slip.

38th over: England 117-1 (Burns 77, Bairstow 19) Roach bowls short and straight, and Bairstow flicks it to deep midwicket for four, nicely timed. So Roach bowls a similar length but wider, and Bairstow tucks that one away as well. Roach then bowls another delivery very similar to that first one, and this time Bairstow gets his timing wrong, the ball catches the leading edge and lands safe. Roach’s follow-up is identical to last time – short, wide and extremely average – giving Bairstow another gift of a boundary.

37th over: England 105-1 (Burns 77, Bairstow 7) Burns attempts another cover drive but this one he doesn’t quite time it, and it bobbles straight to a fielder. A maiden from Joseph.

36th over: England 105-1 (Burns 77, Bairstow 7) England are now a sixth of the way to glory!

Since the start of 2018, Bairstow averages 5.80 against balls from seamers that would have gone on to hit the stumps. West Indies have already bowled a handful of balls in his danger area (shaded yellow). #WIvEngpic.twitter.com/IZiv7H59X3

35th over: England 102-1 (Burns 76, Bairstow 5) Burns jabs his bat down onto Joseph’s first delivery and has no idea where the ball goes after that, leading to a comedy bit of on-the-spot spinnage as he at tempts to track it down. Nothing wrong with a bit of spinnage, though, as Popeye fans will know. Later Burns drives smartly through the covers, Hetmyer stopping it well about a third of an inch from the rope. England run three, move into triple figures and earn a hearty ovation.

34th over: England 99-1 (Burns 73, Bairstow 5) Holder gets one to zig back into Bairstow and thump him in a thigh pad. The ball would obviously have cleared the stumps, though, so the appeal is brief.

33rd over: England 99-1 (Burns 73, Bairstow 5) Over drinks West Indies decide to bring in a short leg, and then Joseph’s first ball stays low as Bairstow’s bat swishes above it. A single later Burns slashes one over gully – not very far over him either – for four. “Pretty harsh of people to focus on the fact that Jennings keeps getting out in exactly the same way,” sniffs Felix Wood. “Why can’t they focus on all of the other ways he doesn’t get out?”

32nd over: England 94-1 (Burns 69, Bairstow 4) Holder’s first ball bounces high over Burns’ left shoulder, tempting him into an unadvisable attempted high cut. The ball flies past the bat and from there Burns retreats into his shell. Maiden.

31st over: England 94-1 (Burns 69, Bairstow 4) Bairstow gets off the mark with a boundary, flicked through midwicket and confirmed after a replay, the fielder just failing to flick it away before he slid into the rope.

30th over: England 90-1 (Burns 69, Bairstow 0) Having scored the runs and taken the catch, Holder comes on to bowl. “While Jennings was in, the contrast between him and Burns was pretty horrible,” cringes David Hindle. “Are we back to ‘not nearly good enough for test cricket!’. If so, who comes in instead?” Jennings is extraordinarily fallible, but it’s not as if England haven’t looked pretty hard for a decent alternative.

29th over: England 85-1 (Burns 65, Bairstow 0) Jennings didn’t really look like he was playing within himself, he just looked in poor nick. Unlike the moment that did for him, which was a very solid nick. Bairstow’s first ball rears up and he fends it away with his glove, but there’s no short leg to snaffle it.

For the first time in approximately forever, a wicket falls! Jennings gets a thick edge and it flies high to the tallest man on the field!

28th over: England 85-0 (Burns 65, Jennings 14) Burns deliberately cuts the ball between third slip and gully for four, a seriously ballsy shot in the circumstances, and then unzips another lovely cover drive with identical results.

“Just been having a conversation with our dachshund, Dakkers,” writes Kim Thonger. “He wishes it to be known that he now self identifies as TransSpecies. He has experienced the sense of being in the wrong species’ body and a desire to be a human, apparently a classic symptom of species dysphoria, for some time, and feels it is in everyone’s interest that he should make this official declaration. He’s also keen to know if Ed Smith might consider selecting him as an emergency specialist silly short leg for the Second Test? He’s a useful No3 with a batting style very reminiscent of Harry Pilling.”

27th over: England 77-0 (Burns 57, Jennings 14) Jennings tries to duck under a ball that never rises, and thumps ouchily into his upper arm. Jennings has faced 79 balls for his 14 runs; Burns has 57 from 83.

“There’s a very laissez-faire feel to today’s play,” notes Phil Withall. “The lack of urgency due to a large lead vs the lack of urgency due to a large lead. Going to be an interesting (not exciting) couple of days.”

26th over: England 76-0 (Burns 56, Jennings 14) Another maiden from Roach to Jennings. England remain one short of matching their first-innings total.

25th over: England 76-0 (Burns 56, Jennings 14) Gabriel bowls full and straight and Burns flicks the ball away again, scoring the couple of runs he needed to complete his half-century. He dabs the next down the leg side, taking the in the circumstances rather questionable decision to run a risky second, and then drives to the rope again. It continues to look, in short, like a fine time to be a batter.

John Starbuck meanwhile doesn’t believe that the home side need to be unduly worried about their keeping situation: “Presumably if Hope is injured, the West Indies could ask England if they could borrow one, seeing as we have so many.”

24th over: England 68-0 (Burns 48, Jennings 14) A maiden from Roach, with Jennings only once required to bring bat to ball.

23rd over: England 68-0 (Burns 48, Jennings 14) Jennings faces a ball for the first time today, with Gabriel going over the wicket, the ball slanted across the batsman and occasionally swinging a shade away from him as well. Jennings leaves the first four deliveries before punching the next past point for three. England are now over 10% of the way to victory, an important psychological milestone (potentially).

22nd over: England 65-0 (Burns 48, Jennings 11) Roach’s first ball is very full and very wide, and Burns goes to play at it before withdrawing his bat at the last. He attempts to drive the next, edges, and the ball flies perfectly between third slip and gully. It’s the second time Burns has done precisely that in this innings, prompting West Indies to immediately add a fourth slip. It doesn’t stop Burns driving, though, and he middles the next one, sending the ball hurtling through the covers for four more.

21st over: England 57-0 (Burns 40, Jennings 11) Hope regularly keeps wicket in ODIs, so should be familiar enough with the art of glovemanship. Gabriel bowls, and Burns leaves a couple, defends another, slashes at a wide one, bottom-edging into the ground, and clips the last off his pads, as he did so well yesterday, for one.

Team news update: Shane Dowrich, bat-wielding hero of yesterday, is feeling a muscle strain and has not taken the field. Shai Hope will keep wicket in his stead.

“I actually feel ill,” writes Peter Gibbs, as the players head out. “My heart is telling me … we can do this. My stomach is telling me … hide in the toilet.”

Jos Buttler has a chat with Sky. How big a bonus was the opening partnership, and their success batting to the close of play yesterday?

A great lift. a great effort from those two guys having spent a lot of time in the field. it can be a tough task but I thought they played very well and we need more of the same today.

Strange goings-on. We lost all those wickets and were well below par. Yesterday Holder and Dowrich played really well, though we missed a few chances. There were good signs for us last night and we need to build on that today. We need to work out why that happened. Credit to the West Indies, they bowled very well, but we just weren’t good enough to soak up that pressure and get a partnership going. We have to be much better than that.

Either you try to dig in the two of you and ride it out for half an hour or an hour, or you can go on the positive side and almost hit bowlers off those lengths that you’re finding difficult. Whatever way you do it you have to be brave and fully commit to that way.

No I wasn’t. The selectors and the captain go into that. But hindsight’s great. It’s a tough task, selecting a team. Batting has really been the major issue. Had we got runs on the board in our first innings we’d be in a position to utilise the attack we picked for this game.

Stuart’s been great. I think that’s one of the strengths of the side at hte minute. You talk about a squad, good harmony, people doing things for the team. Of course he’ll be disappointed but he knows showing that doesn’t help the team. He’s been great.

“DAB ready, check. Headphones ready, check. Peanuts, check. Beer ready, check. Ginger wine and long bendy straw ready, check. Catheter ready, check. Right, let the hunkering down begin,” says Damian Clarke. That sounds like the full hunkering-down kit. Plus ginger wine. I’m not sure where ginger wine fits in.

“Looks like a crucial first three sessions of the day,” suggests Gary Naylor. That’s pretty much where we’re at, though I’d say the first session is the most crucial – and that will continue to be the case until it ends.

Hello world!

Test One, Day Four, and if England were at all right in their reading of this pitch this is the day when the surface will deteriorate, a couple of decent spinners would come in handy and batting will become bothersome. There was little sign of that yesterday, though, as for the 10th time in the history of Test cricket - and after a lunatic 18 wickets had fallen on day two - an entire day was played in which 300 runs were scored and not a single wicket was taken.

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