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Australia on ropes as India take control of third Test on day four – as it happened

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  • Australia 451 & 23-2; India 603-9 dec
  • Australia lose two wickets before close of play

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Related: Australia under pressure after India dominate day four of third Test

STUMPS DAY FOUR: Australia 23-2 (Renshaw 7)

Stumps here on day four - a day where India made monumental strides toward victory in Ranchi. Pujara and Saha picked up where they left off with a display of precision and concentration that didn’t relent throughout the day. Both brought up well-deserved milestones of 200 and 100 respectively, before falling in pursuit of quick runs that ultimately rendered Australia survivors and no longer challengers. While both were superb, Pujara’s knock deserves special mention. To underscore how gargantuan his innings was, in compiling his 202 he broke the record for India’s longest individual innings - no mean feat given the competitors in that field.

8th over: Australia 23-2 (Renshaw 7)

Bowled him! Lyon plays for a straight one but Jadeja gets it to grip. It hits the top of off and Australia are in tatters. After an innocuous first over Jadeja really found his pace and accuracy and he’s left a gaping wound in Australia now. That was a great delivery. That ends the day now. It was India’s in every way. Some thoughts shortly to wrap up.

7th over: Australia 23-1 (Lyon 2, Renshaw 7)

It’s Renshaw v Ashwin now, and ball two sees Renshaw work a shortish one that Pujara can’t reel in. He’s lucky, Renshaw, because three would have seen Lyon on strike and him risking a meeting with Jadeja next over. A much better match up from an Australian point of view. He’s forward, bat well out in front of pad to minimise the bat pad opportunity, and he sees out the over. Jadeja at the other end looms as the main danger.

6th over: Australia 19-1 (Lyon 2, Renshaw 3)

So Jadeja accounts for a hapless Warner, and the brains trust send Lyon to the crease. It’s not a bad tactic if only because Lyon is right handed. Jadeja is around the wicket straight away and his second ball elicits a shout for LBW! They don’t review, it was going down leg. Slightly less indecision for the right hander with Jadeja bowling from this angle - the rough is everything. Still, it’s dangerous! Despite men all around his bat, Lyon survives.

Bowled him! Wonderful delivery from Jadeja. He’s going to be unbelievably difficult to handle here. He hits the rough and it jags back furiously, through Warner’s gate and straight into the stumps. Really, really ominous signs here. Every ball a grenade. Honestly think a right hander would be better suited here. And it’s Lyon!

5th over: Australia 17-0 (Warner 14, Renshaw 3)

Warner, playing his natural game, gets down the wicket to Ashwin and scampers a single wide of mid off. He brings Renshaw on strike and he looks a little better against Ashwin’s right arm offspin. There’s also less men around him, perhaps helping his cause. Renshaw wisely sees off Ashwin, leaving him at the other end as Jadeja prepares himself to spear it into that nasty rough.

4th over: Australia 16-0 (Warner 13, Renshaw 3)

Renshaw’s struggling here. He French cuts himself in defence to Jadeja’s first ball, and there are three men waiting for him on the leg side as the left arm orthodox is aiming into the rough. He nearly finds them in the next two balls. The next couple go straight and beat his outside edge. Renshaw will want to be at the other end. The pitch is alive now, obviously.

3rd over: Australia 16-0 (Warner 13, Renshaw 3)

Fewer men around Warner’s bat to face Ashwin, but he’s nearly finding bat pad as one just goes past the man under the lid. Warner then lofts Ashwin over mid off streakily! It was not convincing by any stretch. Why, David. Why? Because it’s natural, that’s why. Ashwin then beats Warner on the inside and there’s a shout! The umpire says no, India agree. It was going down leg. A couple of dots and that one’s done.

2nd over: Australia 12-0 (Warner 9, Renshaw 3)

It’s Jadeja from the other end. He’s over the crease to Renshaw and delivering from a particularly wide position. They’ve got a leg slip in there too, and Renshaw is prodding at the second ball nervously. He manages to get one down to deep backward square and is off strike, thankfully for him. As if to bring Renshaw back on strike, Jadeja pitches short and Warner is through for one. But it’s a carbon copy, because Renshaw finds two through the same area. He’s not on the money yet Jadeja, the deliveries are coming in at slow-medium pace, and the new ball is rendering any revolutions redundant. That’s the over, probably didn’t offer the examination Kohli would have liked.

1st over: Australia 8-0 (Warner 8, Renshaw 0)

Kohli’s on the field, there’s men around the bat, the crowd all of a sudden a little deafening. It’s Ashwin to begin. Brett Lee already suggests Warner needs to ‘play his natural game’. I find that an extraordinary comment. Is there no concession to the game status? Must everything be natural? We’ll see. Ashwin’s first ball is flat and goes on straight. ‘Ooh’s and ahh’s’ result. So does a slow motion replay of Kohli’s mouth. Let’s accept that. Silly mid-off, short leg, slip. A half-shout for one that Warner inside edges onto his pad. A second slip comes in. Ashwin then pitches short and Warner punches him through point for four. It was a poor delivery. ‘Boom’, says Brett Lee. Same again to finish the over, two boundaries from it. Not that it matters.

With 90+ overs in a day and still eight to bowl here, it will take a gargantuan, famous effort for Australia to survive here. There have been some encouraging signs in relation to their batting, but this surely serves as their sternest test yet. Is there a twist to come?

210th over: India 603-9d (Jadeja 54, Sharma 0)

Jadeja caps his fifty with a boundary through extra cover, and finishes India’s innings with a tuck off the hips for four. Kohli then calls in his charges and it will be a searching eight overs for Australia to try and survive before the close of play. I’ll wrap up the Indian innings at the end of the day, for now we brace ourselves for a period that may well come to define the series. Can India find gremlins in the wicket? Do Australia have the wherewithal to get through this? We’ve endured some grind to get to this point, but there’s some captivating stuff ahead. Would love to hear your thoughts as we get underway in a matter of minutes.

@sjjperry Interestingly poised match now. Tired Aus put in to bat for 40 minutes, performance may determine the outcome of the match.

A killer knock from Jadeja, who has skilfully cashed in on tiring Australian bowlers. Some brilliant shots over the top for six interspersed with others crashed through the off side.

209th over: India 595-9 (Jadeja 46, Sharma 0)

Yadav’s wicket brings Sharma to the crease. He gets comical cheers from his home crowd for his exaggerated forward defence. Men surround the bat, and occasionally O’Keefe beats it, but he survives.

Steve O'Keefe is rapidly racing up this list. Now equal 22nd on most deliveries ever bowled in an innings: https://t.co/0W1E04E2OZ#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/TqKvUF0TUV

Yadav is down the deck to O’Keefe and he tries to heave him over Warner at mid-off. He doesn’t connect with any purity at all, instead slicing the ball to Australia’s opener. A good knock all told. There’s no declaration, Sharma is heading to the crease.

208th over: India 595-8 (Jadeja 46, Yadav 16)

Cummins is back. He’ll want (and deserves) five, but he has a few problems in the meantime. Yadav back cuts him for four through third man (is there any more annoying place to concede a boundary), and gets another through there via the front foot now. The partnership passes fifty, Cummins throws his head back and grimaces wildly. He no-look-hooks Cummins to finish the over, and you can hear Michael Clarke say ‘shot!’ through someone else’s microphone. All India here. With 12 overs remaining today a declaration must be imminent.

207th over: India 586-8 (Jadeja 46, Yadav 7)

Jadeja comes at O’Keefe then retreats - Wade has the bails off and the umpire wants to have a look. Jadeja is well safe. He always follows these events with a slog, and gets himself two via thick inside edge. Two more dots precede another six straight over the bowler’s head. It’s good looking stuff from the left hander, he plays with real silk.

206th over: India 578-8 (Jadeja 38, Yadav 7)

Another innocuous start to the over before a big appeal for LBW is turned down. Australia, of course, have no reviews remaining. Making matters worse/better, Jadeja then creams Lyon straight back over his head for six. One can only imagine the sound of the thud of the ball on that white parachute material near the sightscreen. Lyon buries his head in his hands, a wry smile in accompaniment. There’s a single to finish, he’ll retain the strike.

205th over: India 570-8 (Jadeja 31, Yadav 6)

More singles to the batsmen from O’Keefe. The game is kind of ambling now. India perhaps timing themselves for 10-15 overs at the Australians, and no more. It condemns Australia to mere defence, so it makes sense. Any other views out there? Are India timing this perfectly or just very well?

.@pmnevill caught reverse sweeping. Courageous effort by @CricketNSWBlues getting within 7 runs of a #SheffieldShield final needing 403.

204th over: India 568-8 (Jadeja 30, Yadav 5)

We return from drinks to see the Indian side almost all in whites, awaiting a declaration. Then again, Kohli is calmly stirring his tea. The tension. Meanwhile Jadeja and Yadav exchange singles from Lyon’s bowling, while Australia awaits another last innings examination. Some real pressure on the horizon.

203rd over: India 565-8 (Jadeja 28, Yadav 4)

They’ve just settled down a little now, India. Gone are the extravagant swishes of ten overs ago, in are nifty little dabs and hastily scrambled singles. All of it drives the nail deeper and deeper into Australia’s cause, and attention now turns to their ability to survive. It’s got collapse written all over it, doesn’t it? O’Keefe, meanwhile, has bowled 74 overs.

202nd over: India 562-8 (Jadeja 26, Yadav 3)

Jadeja finds two through third man after some really sharp running. Hazlewood, as has been his approach to conceding runs, directs the next past Jadeja’s hip and avoids conceding more. Later on Yadav dabs one through vacant mid on for a single, and Jadeja gets another to third man. Hard to see a way out for Australia now, presuming the pitch will (seem to) misbehave once Australia starts batting*

@sjjperry Per Hayden on TV Hazlewood has been bowling "unrelentlessly." I think the Australian George Bush is misunderstimating the bowler.

201st over: India 557-8 (Jadeja 22, Yadav 2)

Only one from O’Keefe’s over. Jadeja grabs a single and Yadav spends the rest keeping him out.

200th over: India 556-8 (Jadeja 21, Yadav 2)

A little more circumspect from India here. There was talk a message had been conveyed to bat a little more frugally, and Jadeja is watchful here. Nevertheless he manages to run one through the vacant third man for four before aggressively pulling another for one.

@dizzy259 in fact Pujara has equalled the record set by Fleming (NZ) for most number of Test double hundreds by a batsman called Steve (3)

199th over: India 551-8 (Jadeja 16, Yadav 2)

O’Keefe’s back over the wicket now and the trajectory is flatter than a Melbourne beach. He abandons that angle to come around, but he’s met by stern Yadav defence. A new tactic? That approach remains for the over, meaning Jadeja will face Hazlewood from the other end.

198th over: India 550-8 (Jadeja 15, Yadav 2)

It’s Hazlewood now, and he had Yadav swinging and missing early in the over. He then pitches short and Yadav is late on it in an attempt to pull the ball. It catches the splice and carries to O’Keefe who dives to his left and drops the one-handed attempt. It would have been an excellent catch, particularly for a bloke who’s bowled 71 overs. Jadeja then attempts a suicidal run but survives after Handscomb can’t effect the underarm from side-on.

197th over: India 547-8 (Jadeja 13, Yadav 1)

O’Keefe finds the breakthrough in his 71st(!) over, giving him two for this innings. Yadav comes in, gets off strike, allowing Jadeja to charge and loft O’Keefe wide of long on for another boundary. He’s striking at over 100 here, and Australia will be hoping there’s not more to come.

And now it’s Saha on his way. O’Keefe is pitching just outside off and Saha tries to lift him over cover. He can’t though, and succeeds only in finding Maxwell at hip height. It ends an outstanding innings that’s taken the game away from Australia, and he’s commended heartily for it from the Ranchi crowd. India lead by 91.

196th over: India 541-7 (Jadeja 8, Saha 116)

Jadeja’s in on the act now, cutting Lyon behind the haplessly outstretched dive of Hazlewood. Lyon seems to be getting some venomous bounce but both seem to be using it to their advantage.

195th over: India 536-7 (Jadeja 4, Saha 116)

Hard not to laugh as the camera’s zoom in on emerging puffs of dust from O’Keefe’s deliveries. Jadeja is warned for running on the wicket, and there’s a few singles sprinkled throughout the over. There’s an in-out field, so that’s to be expected. Australia’s best hope is a couple of poorly judged shots, but there appears little sign of that with Saha in such great touch.

194th over: India 532-7 (Jadeja 2, Saha 114)

Pujara welcomes Lyon’s over with a rank, rash slog to midwicket for two. And then he’s gone! It’s described below, and it brings (Sir) Ravindra Jadeja to the crease. He’s immediately finding a single, before Saha executes a classic late cut for three. The runs will not abate, but can Australia find some wickets? They’re on the carousel here and just about at India’s mercy.

Finally, a wicket! Pujara departs after a mammoth, epic 202. We’d been discussing Australian fatigue but no doubt he was feeling similarly. Here he chips Lyon innocuously to mid wicket to Maxwell, bringing to a close a memorable, record breaking innings. He leaves India with a lead of 76, and a mountainous personal legacy.

193rd over: India 525-6 (Pujara 200, Saha 111)

Saha is almost running at O’Keefe every delivery here, but he’s beaten in flight just about every time. That forces Saha to play from his crease - waiting, waiting for his opportunity. He gets one - he clears his stumps and hits O’Keefe with the spin over cover, and the ball spins away to the boundary. Nearly in ODI mode here. Australia, having bowled nearly 200 overs, are on the ropes now. It could get a little ugly.

192nd over: India 521-6 (Pujara 200, Saha 107)

It’s Lyon to continue, and Pujara gets his double! When the history is written about this one, we’ll be reading about a feat of concentration. It’s the longest innings in Indian cricket history, and he’s been near unflappable. The ground is ecstatic, as are his team mates. He’s also managed to drive India into an imperious position here in this Test. No doubt he’ll continue on.

191st over: India 519-6 (Pujara 199, Saha 106)

Maxwell is bowling to a 3-6 field. He’s around the wicket with mass protection on the legside, but both batsman manage to pierce it early for singles. Saha is then down the deck and he just clears Renshaw at mid off. It’s clawed in to prevent a boundary but the intention is clear. Seven more runs from the over.

190th over: India 512-6 (Pujara 196, Saha 102)

Spin from both ends as O’Keefe nears Warne’s 70 overs in Cape Town in 2002. If facing 100 balls is a Cowan ton, what does bowling 70 overs net you? Lower back problems, probably. As if to show his fatigue, O’Keefe drops short and Pujara pounces immediately, pulling him violently for four over mid wicket. There’s a single and a scampered two, meaning seven from the over. India’s attack has commenced, methinks.

189th over: India 505-6 (Pujara 191, Saha 100)

Maxwell kicks things off to start the final session and Saha, on strike at 99 not out, is able to work him behind square to bring up his ton. He’s been outstanding for the whole day, and his teammates celebrate with grandiosity - all fist pumps and cheering - as do the crowd.

Just to underscore the toil of Australia’s bowlers, a good pickup here from Ric Finlay

Have to go back to Warnie at Cape Town, 2002 (70 overs) to find an Aussie who's bowled more in an inns than SOK (currently 67). #IndvAus

As grinding a session as this series has produced. Pujara and Saha carried on where they left off, and almost have India out of Australia’s sight here. They’ve not been dogged so much as measured. They withstood an early bouncer assault from Cummins and the reverse-swinging efforts of Hazlewood, and remained comfortable throughout. Nevertheless, 68 runs in 26 overs means that some attack should be forthcoming. One imagines it should come after both pass their impending milestones of 100 (Saha) and 200 (Pujara) respectively.

For Australia, there will be conjecture about whether some variety was needed in attack, but I’m happy to back Steve Smith’s approach. Once wickets seemed distant, Smith was set on limiting India’s attack by any measure. That amounted to O’Keefe bowling for the majority of the session at both batsman’s pads, and Cummins bowling bouncers. It was effective enough, but whether it will buy enough time to allow Australia to stave off defeat, we’ll find out.

188th over: India 503-6 (Pujara 190, Saha 99)

Attention turns to Wriddhiman Saha, who needs two runs for a ton heading into the last ball before tea. He gets a single but that’s where he’ll remain as Pujara can’t farm it. I’m sure he’ll be fine though. Lyon found some turn there, but we’ll have to wait until after tea to find out whether or not he can find it again. A huge session for India - it leaves them in control of this game. Though perhaps not quite as unassailable as a wicketless session might seem because it was fairly slow going. Australia should take some credit for that. Some thoughts shortly before I return for the last session of the day.

187th over: India 501-6 (Pujara 189, Saha 98)

India notch 500 now, and there’s a slight sense they’re batting with a fraction more urgency too. O’Keefe, curiously, has decided to adopt an attacking angle by coming around the wicket. He may be playing on milestone nerves by changing something, and does beat Saha at the end of the over. The batsman tries to back cut him unsuccessfully and Wade groans upon receiving it. He survives. India lead by 50.

186th over: India 499-6 (Pujara 188, Saha 97)

Some good old-fashioned action! Saha is down the wicket and hitting Lyon flat and hard over mid off for a boundary. India upping the ante now? Would stand to reason - they’re 48 ahead and probably comfortable enough to take a risk. Methodical stuff. Some milestones around the corner might be Australia’s best chance to make something happen.

185th over: India 493-6 (Pujara 187, Saha 92)

Overs thick and fast now as O’Keefe and Lyon go in tandem. It’s notable for a misfield from Lyon; evidence of tiring legs, minds, and everything else. There’s three from the over.

184th over: India 490-6 (Pujara 186, Saha 90)

So now we see Lyon, who’s apparently in excruciating pain due to some abrasion on his spinning finger. Is that a badge of honour for spinners? As an aside, I know a former first class spinner for NSW who had his wedding ring specially re-shaped to fit his spinning finger. That information should give you some clues (to his art, anyway). Lyon seems comfortable enough though, but so too do Saha and Pujara who both work him through leg for four separate runs. Saha’s into the nineties.

183rd over: India 485-6 (Pujara 185, Saha 87)

O’Keefe continues. There’s an early run to Saha, and defence for the rest. To step back a second here: India lead by 35 with five and a bit sessions to go. Of course they will fancy themselves to knock Australia over in a day, so the question is: how far ahead can they get today? It’s a question that may well explain Smith’s reluctance to turn to part-timers. If he bowls Maxwell and himself, India may capitalise. It’s park the bus time for Australia.

182nd over: India 485-6 (Pujara 185, Saha 86)

It’s Cummins and it’s bouncers. Saha simply ducks. He then goes for the sucker punch outside off stump but Saha almost bats it back. You have to hand it to Cummins, bowling at 140+ he is trying absolutely everything to find something from this wicket, but the batsmen are too good; too ‘in’. Still, this isn’t an annihilation by any stretch. The game isn’t progressing forward at any exhilarating rate, so while that’s the case, we may still have some drama ahead. But for now, it’s attritional.

Most enthralling sporting contest right now is WA v NSW Sheffield Shield.

NSW needs 93 runs in 20 odd overs to make final.

181st over: India 484-6 (Pujara 185, Saha 85)

A little more expansive from Saha v O’Keefe now. The ball remains flat, but there’s a lap sweep and a nice drive to long off. The Hawkesbury man is being used as defensive foil and you can understand it. Questions about removing him for another paceman in search of a break for light seem to have abated too. Still, it will be Cummins from the other end.

180th over: India 480-6 (Pujara 184, Saha 82)

So a little subplot emerging here, as Cummins adopts that shortened length to Saha. Is he doing that to make the fading light a factor? No doubt Australia would love to soak up time, however they can get it. He has a leg slip and a man under the lid, so his tactics are clear. Saha is ducking and swaying with aplomb; he doesn’t look overly fazed. The camera pans to Kohli and back, he looks pensive. It does look dark out there.

179th over: India 480-6 (Pujara 184, Saha 82)

I mentioned the clouds earlier, and now there appears to be a question over the light. The umpires confer and they return pretty quickly to O’Keefe’s over. Will go out on a slight limb and guess India are pretty happy to keep batting. It’s a hunch. O’Keefe is flat, over the wicket and outside leg again. These are the attritional parts of a Test match that, frankly, Australia have been poor at managing previously. Unless Australia can conjure something out of the ordinary soon, we might start to consider their path to a draw because that appears more and more to be their best option.

178th over: India 478-6 (Pujara 183, Saha 81)

Cummins returns to replace Hazlewood, and nearly grabs Saha after the keeper whips one just short of midwicket. That was uppish. He gets himself off strike, and allows Pujara to deal with the Penrith clubman. The lights are on at the ground here - there appears to be some cloud hovering. It’s not assisting with the sort of movement Australia would like though, as Pujara and Saha bring up their 150 run partnership.

177th over: India 474-6 (Pujara 182, Saha 78)

O’Keefe adopts the seventh stump line (outside leg, that is). The line is almost comically leg side before he polishes it somewhat to a more respectable ‘just outside leg’ line. No runs and he slows the game. Result gained, I suppose.

Pujara has played no shot or defended 255 balls; that is more balls than all players, other than Smith, have faced in the Test. #IndvAus

176th over: India 474-6 (Pujara 182, Saha 78)

Hazlewood, both hands on the ball, is managing to move it both ways. He’s managed to restrict Saha’s scoring for a decent period, but a short ball allows the wicketkeeper to uppercut him towards third man. He didn’t get all of it, but picks up two for his efforts. He’s then inside edging one on to his pads, underscoring Hazlewood’s movement. Still, India march on.

175th over: India 471-6 (Pujara 181, Saha 76)

A maiden from O’Keefe to start post drinks proceedings. Very hard to see a flurry of wickets for the visitors here. Many parallels with England now, where they batted deep in the first innings, only to be trounced in the second. What odds that India can elicit some misbehaviour from the wicket when they bowl? Doesn’t seem much doing here.

174th over: India 471-6 (Pujara 181, Saha 76)

Hazlewood aims to strangle Pujara down leg but the batsman is up to the task, tickling him fine past a outstretched Wade to the boundary. Later in the over he cuts Pujara in half with one that ducks in mightily. It’s an absolute ripper and Wade does well to glove it. There’s a muted appeal though all and sundry know that while there was a noise, it was solely pad. Better signs for Hazlewood there.

173rd over: India 467-6 (Pujara 177, Saha 76)

O’Keefe is spearing into the pads again. A short one afford Pujara a single, otherwise there’s little else notable to speak of.

172nd over: India 466-6 (Pujara 176, Saha 76)

Early misbehaviour from a Hazlewood delivery here, as one grubbers through under Saha’s bat through to Wade. Saha is a study in forward defence afterward though. There’s something about diminutive batsmen looking especially balanced, and that’s Saha’s lot here. Hazlewood is searching for some reverse, but anything he gains is negligible. Clamour in the TV comm box about Australia’s lack of bowling variety. I’ll address that next over, but for now enjoy this.

171st over: India 466-6 (Pujara 176, Saha 76)

Australia’s evolution to defence continues. O’Keefe is over the wicket, spearing into the pads. India take him on anyway, as Saha dances and tries to loft him over midwicket. He scuffs it (think his bat scraped the ground) and it trickles to deep midwicket. He goes again, trying to hit O’Keefe over long on this time, succeeding only in gaining a leading edge and just clearing mid off. Warner chases it down and gets it in. Was hard not to notice his spikes piercing the covers though - a big no, no in amateur cricket. This is not a diplomatic incident though.

170th over: India 460-6 (Pujara 175, Saha 71)

Seriously, where do you bowl? I’ve no doubt Australia have plans, and Hazlewood (who now replaces Cummins) is relentlessly probing, but you know that feeling when the opposition’s bat looks really big? That’s what’s happening now. We’re not quite there yet, but we’re on the verge of full India control mode. Unless Australia can strike, we’ll soon see men out and the waiting game. Hazlewood strikes Saha on the thigh pad late in the over and appeals vociferously, but it was probably going thirty centimetres over sixth stump.

169th over: India 457-6 (Pujara 174, Saha 71)

O’Keefe is flatter this over, and he’s well and truly milked. No really sure what that means, but there’s a run to deep cover from Saha, and one through midwicket for Pujara. Looking fairly easy for India now.

168th over: India 455-6 (Pujara 173, Saha 70)

Cummins is retained, and you can see why. He manages to hurry up both batsmen from an angle you could describe as very wide of the crease. The short stuff seems to trouble them more than any other trajectory, but even so, the ball floats through to Wade. Again, consecutive singles are exchanged, and the rest is spent in meditative defence. I wonder when the bowling will enter the novelty phase: Renshaw, Wade, Warner. Who would you like to see? Too soon?

167th over: India 453-6 (Pujara 172, Saha 69)

And it’s O’Keefe to rifle through an over. He’s flighting them outside off-stump and both Pujara and Saha are circumspect after the former scampers through for one mid-way through the over.

166th over: India 452-6 (Pujara 171, Saha 69)

Cummins adjusts his length to something a little shorter here, but he can’t prevent another pair of runs to Saha and Pujara, who don’t look particularly bothered by much on offer. It says something about both the the wicket (not a bad thing! I promise!) and the skill of both batsmen that Cummins’ 140+ efforts are being handled fairly easily. He’s gone all out here has Cummins, but I think we’ll see spin soon. India now lead by one.

165th over: India 450-6 (Pujara 170, Saha 68)

Conversation here about the use, or lack thereof, of Glenn Maxwell. Hard to escape the idea that this is the scenario Australia feared heading into the series. Everybody appears to agree that Maxwell should have bowled more. I think it’s been fractionally forgotten that his bowling has regressed fairly significantly in the last little while, and I think Smith knows that. Meanwhile, it’s a quieter over from Hazlewood. Smith removes a slip and goes to a one-and-a-half position, and both players find a run each behind the wicket. India trail by one.

164th over: India 448-6 (Pujara 169, Saha 67)

Three overs. Three boundaries. Saha in on the act now – India definitely gleaning advantage from the third new ball. He presents the fullest of faces to a Cummins thunderbolt, giving us a gorgeous off drive to start the over. Cummins then reverts to his favourite length and – in the words of former Australian captain Michael Clarke – “gives him a real sniff. He loves it”. Something really grim about that term, “sniff”. Whatever the case, That’s the length that works for Cummins, and he beats Saha again through there. India finish the over trailing by only three runs though, and will fancy themselves to kick on from here.

163rd over: India 444-6 (Pujara 169, Saha 63)

Smith goes with Hazlewood from the other end – understandable given the colour, shape and hardness of this new ball. He’s gives Hazlewood two slips and a standard ring field. That’s about as attacking as it gets for a visiting quick in India, I would have thought. He errs slightly late in the over and Pujara sumptuously works him through mid wicket for four. It’s the shot of a man in imperious touch. Hazlewood then overpitches again but Pujara can’t beat cover. A profitable start for the hosts here.

162nd over: India 440-6 (Pujara 165, Saha 63)

So Australia will recommence with Pat Cummins. He holds aloft a new ball, and elicits some away-shape immediately. A quick single starts proceedings, before Saha leans on a square drive that pierces point and cover for four. It was that classic boundary that comes from the new ball - it came onto the bat beautifully and Saha just used the pace. There’s a bit of a post-session feel to this – will India now streak away? I might be getting ahead of myself. Cummins shortens his length in his remaining deliveries. Saha is feeling for it outside his body, but it all feels a bit benign. Cummins finishes with one that screams past Saha’s outside edge. That was encouraging.

Afternoon, evening, and - where I am - morning all. I write to you from an eerily empty Guardian HQ, where I’m viewing this match from a high powered computer that won’t yet grant me full access to the blog. But like India at the moment, I will plough on.
Did we just witness the wresting of the series back in India’s favour? Some resolute batting followed by desperate reviews appears to have tipped the scales back in the home side’s favour. Pujara may well be mid-Magnum Opus. He’ll no doubt have his eye on batting for another session if his foil, Wriddhiman Saha, can stay with him. For now, that doesn’t seem to be a problem.

There were a few signs that the pitch may be breaking open, yet worryingly little signs (for Australia) that India might soon succumb. I foresee a home side grabbing further control of this match, followed by a searching examination of Australia’s batting towards the day’s close.

The first session of the fourth day in Perth when Australia played South Africa last November was clutch. They had four wickets to get and needed them before lunch to have a chance. The equation was the same this morning. For any realistic chance, this session had to be one for the visitors. But just as it was in Perth, instead it went wicketless.

These 31 overs delivered only 75 runs, but that mattered little for the hosts. The stand between Pujara and Saha now stands at 107, both reaching milestones along the way - the former’s 150, the latter’s half century. Pujara’s hand has now lasted 434 balls. Incredible.

161st over: India 435-6 (Pujara 164, Saha 59). They elected to wait for the third new ball. After the failed review, Smith took a long time to get back to his spot, having a chat with the bowler. In other words: doing everything he could ensure it would be just one over. He’s successful. That’s lunch. I’ll gather my thoughts. Back in a tic.

NOT OUT! He’s nowhere near it. Worse still: first over of the fresh reviews too, so they’ve doubly blown that one. Can understand them taking the punt to an extent, but it will make their lunch that much worse.

REVIEW! Wade has gloved Saha off Lyon. Given not out. No one is that excited. We’ll see?

160th over: India 431-6 (Pujara 163, Saha 56). Final over before the third new ball, with eight overs to the lunch break. Three of the easiest singles you’ll see are found into the deep. Harsha says India are safe. With 14 wickets in hand across five sessions, with Australia having to bat for a fair while of that too, I think he’s right.

Won't be easy for Australia to set a target given they will need time to score the necessary runs. With every half hour, India look safer

159th over: India 428-6 (Pujara 162, Saha 54). A single each from the legside early in the over brings up the 100 stand between the pair. Considering where this voyage began when Ashwin was dismissed not long after Nair, it has been vital with the bowlers to come who haven’t shown any resistance this series so far. This was the series that Australia expected back in Dubai. Hard, attritional, painful. How will they respond? They have 23 runs of lead left to play with.

158th over: India 426-6 (Pujara 161, Saha 53). Sokka punches through a quick maiden so I’m going to punch out a quick post. I promise, it was uneventful. Two overs to the third new ball. The worst three words in the cricket language I reckon: third new ball.

157th over: India 426-6 (Pujara 161, Saha 53). Lyon persists round the wicket. Pujara takes a quick single to begin, reinforcing the control he has over the Australian spin. Saha takes another to the other side of the vast outfield here. Pujara defends the rest. Of course he does.

Jeffrey Earp with some high-quality OBO chat here on the email. “Never Mind the Scoreboard - Here’s the Initials Count,” announces his email.

156th over: India 424-6 (Pujara 160, Saha 52). DROPPED! It’s a nightmare for Australia now. Saha has edged O’Keefe and Wade’s gloves haven’t closed at the right time, the small deviation beating him. Composed singles for both to finish the over. Wade knows, too.

And now a chance goes down behind the stumps off O'Keefe's bowling. Not a great session for the Aussies... #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/n23M5BKRfI

155th over: India 421-6 (Pujara 158, Saha 51). How deflating for Smith and Lyon and everyone involved. The second time today they have felt that release of a lbw decision going their way only for it to be overturned. For the briefest moment they would have thought “great, now he’s gone, we can race through the bowlers and get this finished.” Now? Who knows how long this lasts. Lyon’s over concludes with a single to Pujara to midwicket, once again retaining the strike. Pujara now has 1000 Test runs against Australia.

NOT OUT! Missing by a long way. Turned big. Umpire Gould has had his decision overturned. Pujara remains.

PUJARA GIVEN LBW TO LYON! Is it missing though? He’s gone upstairs. We’ll find out shortly...

154th over: India 419-6 (Pujara 157, Saha 50). Saha’s turn to give the bat a bit of a wave after grabbing one to mid-off, reaching his half-century from exactly 100 balls. Evenly paced, controlled, vital. Further to my shared tweet from the previous over, what exactly does Maxwell have to do to get on? Or Smith himself for that matter? Smith has to try a few things here.

153rd over: India 417-6 (Pujara 156, Saha 49). Down the pitch with some fancy footwork goes Saha, and long over the rope for six! Ends up more or less over cow corner with a full swing of the bat. Australia’s dreams of putting on the pads before the lunch break are completely shot. With half an hour till the interval they would be happy now with a solitary breakthrough. Or just Pujara, even. When he gets his go it is business as usual before retaining the strike out to the cover region. Fair bit of hate for Wade on social media for the quarter (tenth?) chance in the previous Lyon over. Tough crowd. But that’s the way it goes when you have the gloves on. Or am I being too kind?

152nd over: India 409-6 (Pujara 155, Saha 42). Ravi Shastri on the ABC radio call says that Virat Kohli will field when India head out there at some stage later today. Meanwhile, Sok keeps on at it. Pujara defends until he has the space to whip, two through midwicket. Such a familiar pattern. Great comeback ball from O’Keefe, who beats the bat. First time that’s happened today, I reckon.

151st over: India 407-6 (Pujara 153, Saha 42). Lyon is giving it a rip, but the Indian pair are handling him without much trouble here. Both men use their feet to get down the track and take singles down the ground to begin the over. Pujara has another through the onside. The way they are going, the first innings lead will be just about secured by the lunch break.

The all-rounders picked at six this series (M.Marsh, Maxwell) have bowled just 7 out of a total 392.3 overs. #IndvAus

150th over: India 404-6 (Pujara 151, Saha 41). Cummins burst has concluded, O’Keefe swung around to the northern end. The spinner is making him answer a question each ball, landing where he needs to. But Pujara continues to be up for the challenge. Then an edge! To end the over. It goes low; Wade has no chance. He’s saved runs flinging the pad out in the end. Deeply frustrating for Smith and co all the same.

149th over: India 403-6 (Pujara 150, Saha 41). Saha bunts a single off Lyon to give Pujara the strike on 149. It takes till the final delivery, but he’s pushing behind point for the milestone, 150 runs in 391 balls. Both numbers significant, sapping the energy from this Australian attack. An innings that required him to consolidate with partner after partner. His concentration is immense.

First day of the Bangalore Test must seem a long time ago for Nathan Lyon. 0-188 since then

148th over: India 401-6 (Pujara 149, Saha 40). Cummins is back over the wicket after trying to shake things up from the other side in the previous over. The short ball still comes though, Pujara wanting none of it. Nor later in the over when he tries it on again. When full and straight, the Indian no. 3 is pushing out to deep midwicket, the single bringing up the 400. A mighty effort from Pujara, nearing 400 balls faced himself, one run from another personal milestone too. Saha less convincing when Cummins aims a bouncer at his throat, just getting the ball down. Leaning at the last ball, the outside half of his bat makes contact and it skips down to third man for one. A bit streaky, but they’re now only 50 behind.

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147th over: India 399-6 (Pujara 148, Saha 39). Lyon v Saha. He turns the third ball past the man at 45 for one. Pujara takes a single at the first time of asking, knocked into midwicket. A biiiig Nathan Lyon shout, down on the knee pleading. He really has the best appeal in the business at the moment. Shame it is missing leg-stump. He has had some success getting decisions from around the wicket to right-handers like that over the journey, so I get the enthusiasm.

Cummins for his second spell this morning feels a little last chancey for Australia. @CricProf has them at a 2.6% on win predictor.

146th over: India 397-6 (Pujara 147, Saha 38). Cummins straight back after two overs from Hazlewood. Didn’t expect that. But he is, after all, a young strapping lad. He is round the wicket, continuing with the approach Hazlewood deployed before the drinks break. Pujara ducks then sways. So he has used up his two bouncers right away. Oh, maybe not? Another comes later. He defends between times. Nothing doing here. Maiden.

A counterview on the VVS situation from Nimesh Nambiar. “VVS Said (in reference to maxi’s silly antic)‘Especially after what happened to Phil Hughes, everyone is concerned when someone gets injured.’ I understand it as you don’t make fun of the injured after such horrific tragedy. He uses Hughes’ accidental demise as a tragic benchmark to say where we should draw the lines when it comes to on-field antics. I can’t seem to find a shred of disrespect to the late Hughes in this totally innocuous comment.”

145th over: India 397-6 (Pujara 147, Saha 38). Lyon is on, getting one in before the drinks break is due. A decent amount of spin to begin in at Saha, who uses it to collect two into the on-side. Another comes through midwicket, but the Aussie offie looks in the game. Pujara retains the strike with one of his own to end the set. They drink, the hosts 54 behind. Eight hours Pujara has now batted for.

This is the first Test in India where No. 3 batsman from either side has faced 300+ deliveries - Smith & Pujara. #IndvAus

144th over: India 393-6 (Pujara 146, Saha 35). Hazlewood had a little word to Saha after finishing his previous over. That battle continues to begin this over. But only briefly, another taken behind point, the Indians scoring zone of preference this morning. A compact cover drive from Pujara ticks the board over for a further couple. Back to back bumpers come in response. He ducks both, the second coming after a tweak to the field to add an extra catcher on the leg-side. Another shorter one finishes the over. Hazlewood desperate to change the thread of this session before it gets out of hand.

Pete Miller is back to be in response. “I have found the amount of humble pie that has been gobbled up by Australians that got this pitch completely wrong brilliantly entertaining. Schadenfreude is a beautiful ugly thing.” Reasonable. But I challenge anyone to have arrived here two days out and not asked a few questions. It looked horrid and the players agreed. Yet here we are.

143rd over: India 390-6 (Pujara 144, Saha 34). Another chapter in the O’Keefe v Pujara test of willspower. Five of six times he’s required to use his bat, and does so with comfort. Maiden. Where’s Lyon, though?

142nd over: India 390-6 (Pujara 144, Saha 34). Hazlewood to Pujara. Again he is able to score on the off-side past point. In complete control. Saha clips a couple more through midwicket. A first innings lead looking more likely by the over for the hosts. Hazlewood goes upstairs to try and provoke something ill-considered from Saha, akin to the false stroke from Pujara last time around, but he doesn’t succeed.

Chief cricket writer at The Oz, Peter Lalor, has joined the ABC radio commentary and is off the long run on the VVS Laxman comments from yesterday. He’s not happy. “I’m sorry VVS, you don’t drag Phillip Hughes’ name into something trivial about this,” Lalor said. “Some of them out there were with him when he took his last breath.” A bit of perspective there on why the Australians were so dismayed.

141st over: India 387-6 (Pujara 143, Saha 32). Long time since we’ve seen Nath Lyon. Just thought that’s worth noting, as O’Keefe begins a new over. Saha looks at ease driving early in the over, albeit to fielders in the off-side ring. He then beats mid-off for one. Pujara responds by tucking one into midwicket. SOK finds his range with the last ball though, biting and bouncing into Saha’s splice after finally moving round the wicket. But no man catching in there now.

140th over: India 385-6 (Pujara 142, Saha 31). The lights are on at the JSCA Stadium. Didn’t expect that before opening the curtains this morning. The haze remains, it’s very dark. Oh, that reminds me - did everyone see the iPhone/light reader malarkey at Wellington the other day? It’s very, very good. Have a look. Back to Hazlewood, Pujara again scores to third man. A couple this time, square of the sweeper out there. Plenty of runs in that direction this morning, both batsmen happy to open the face at will. Back on the front foot, he defends comfortably. So Hazlewood fulfils his obligation to follow with a bouncer. It works, encouraging the hook with no contact. Had he hit it, it could have gone anywhere; didn’t look in control. A small victory to the bowler, but no damage done.

139th over: India 383-6 (Pujara 140, Saha 31). Pujara kicks O’Keefe. Until he gets some room, then he turns him into the deep. Easy batting. Saha is a proppy when one slides back towards him, but when he gets the same delivery later in the over it is short enough to take out to midwicket for a couple. A penny for Steve Smith’s thoughts, and all that.

This has been the first time this tour when O'Keefe has struggled with lengths. He's bowled some too full, but a lot too short.

138th over: India 380-6 (Pujara 139, Saha 29). Right, so it’s only a three over stint for Cummins. Understandable given how much work he’ll need to do if they are to win this Test. Hazlewood replaces him and does what he does. He won Saha’s inside edge when bringing the first ball back, but he’s more solid in defence thereafter. The batsmen trade singles behind point to end the over. Good cricket from them, closing in on the Australian total slowly but consistently.

137th over: India 378-6 (Pujara 138, Saha 28). Sok to Saha. He gets back and turns to fine leg early in the over for one. That’s the 50 stand between these two. Excellent batting at a vital time. Came together after losing a couple of relatively quick wickets, and Saha has proved the perfect support to Pujara. The latter is defending and kicking, returning to the groove of yesterday’s afternoon session.

Gentle man Petey Miller (don’t let his twitter account deceive you) has corresponded with me via email. This might be a first for us. Given how quiet it is on the twitter, I’m grateful for it.

136th over: India 377-6 (Pujara 138, Saha 27). Cummins continues from the northern or pavilion end. He sprays the first ball, a bouncer, high and wide over Pujara’s shoulder. Probably should have been signalled a wide, but isn’t. A carve behind point gets him one. Saha repeats that stroke later int he later. The board is ticking over, both batsmen look relatively set and Cummins is now three overs into what could only be a maximum four or five over spell. Australia may be turning to Plan B rather soon. It’s quiet and they need it to be loud.

135th over: India 375-6 (Pujara 137, Saha 26). Short, wide, four. Pujara may be very content in defence, but doesn’t miss out when O’Keefe gives him free runs. A rare bad ball from the left-armer, who has bowled with considerable discipline. He then cuts for one to get down the other end. Saha defends out the over.

134th over: India 370-6 (Pujara 132, Saha 26). Is that a dropped catch? Cummins thinks so, off the inside edge, beating Saha after chopping him in half. The replay says it fell short and maybe didn’t hit the edge. In any case, he’s dangerous again. Later in the over he was tickled to fine leg, giving Pujara one Cummins delivery to look at. He steers it with class to third man. No concerns whatsoever for him, now into his third day at the crease.

Pujara vs Cummins

50 balls, 35 runs, 5 boundaries, 36 dots #INDvAUS

133rd over: India 368-6 (Pujara 131, Saha 25). The Sok v Che contest continues. Was boring yet riveting stuff late on day three. Sure enough, it is a maiden here as the two feel each other out. Full and flighted the early plan from the spinner.

I have an explanation for the below. Once it becomes apparent that you’re dining with IPL journeyman Dirk Nannes, it’s selfies by extension. Or maybe the deeply suspect tour beard.

Adam Collins wasn't to be left behind either.Did it have to do with that great hairstyle?@collinsadam@abcgrandstandpic.twitter.com/gkFxMoBFrC

132nd over: India 368-6 (Pujara 131, Saha 25). So close to a fifth wicket, Cummins next ball to Saha, after being so close to having him, is driven through the covers for four. That’ll frustrate ya. A bouncer follows. Out the way he gets. The over ends with a couple more for Saha, who started the set the worst possible way and ends it six runs for the better.

An early email in from Nuggehalli Nigam. Thank you for it. “Can we take a moment to acknowledge, amidst the blame, counter blame, sledging and (alleged) cheating, the contribution that these two teams have made to test cricket? The delicate desperate brilliance of Cummins and the Buddha like patience of Che have shown why test cricket can’t be bested. Two teams battling each other in a test of skill and character that will, even if not apparent now, only serve to elevate both the teams.”

NOT OUT! Missing down the leg-side. The decision will be overturned by TV Umpire Llong and Saha survives. Blimey. What a start from Cummins; fast and full. But he’ll have to go again.

CUMMINS HAS SAHA FIRST BALL LBW! But he is reviewing! STAND BY!

131st over: India 362-6 (Pujara 131, Saha 19). Nearly a run out first ball of the day! O’Keefe is operating from the southern end, barely visible through the deep haze. Maybe that influences the batsmen, who decide to set off on a quick single to mid-off. Warner takes a ping, but misses. He was just safe in any case, so fair play to him. After a hurried over, they consider going again to finish the over. Sketchy start.

I realised last night that I’m going to boarding a nine hour night bus from Delhi to Dharamsala for the final Test. Not quite the same mode of transport, but this has been in my head ever since. Let it be our pre-play song as we wait for the players.

Pat Cummins has had a chat.

To the ABC, before play. The guts of it:

Good morning and welcome to Guardian Australia’s live over-by-over coverage from Ranchi on day four of the third Border-Gavaskar Test. It’s Adam Collins here, coming to you from the Southern End of the JSCA Stadium, ready to take you through the first couple of hours. And I can’t bloody wait.

Looking out, it is very hazy with the sun a long way from burning through. No suggestion of rain; it doesn’t do that here. Once we kick off, Australia will need to make their move. We have six sessions to go in this Test and to convert their first innings of 451 into victory, a first innings lead is essential. Anything less will sting. Thankfully the tourists have Pat Cummins. What a guy.

Adam will be with you shortly. In the meantime, recap all of yesterday’s extraordinary action in Ranchi.

Related: Pujara century defies Cummins and Australia on third day in Ranchi

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  • Australia (240-6) bat out entire final day to secure third Test draw
  • Peter Handscomb and Shaun Marsh keep Border-Gavaskar series alive

And one final thing: here’s the match report from Adam Collins in Ranchi.

Related: Handscomb and Marsh guide Australia to draw and keep India series alive

It all started for Australia on day one with Matthew Renshaw and David Warner. Another 50 partnership. Then Steve Smith, batting forever and ever. Then Glenn Maxwell, the good news story, grinding out an atypical ton and reaching that milestone for the first time in Tests. The second Australian to do it in all three international formats. Smith’s 19th ton, 361 balls, unbeaten.

Then India. Runs from everywhere, bar their captain. Doing it without him, unworried. Grinding Australia into the dirt. Rahul and Vijay opening with fifties, then Pujara’s long-haul double hundred, and Saha’s down-the-order century addition. O’Keefe bowled 77 goddamn overs in the one innings. Maxwell bowled four. You do the maths.

What a performance from Australia. No touring side has batted out a fifth day draw in India since 2010/11, I’m reliably informed, but this sometimes fragile batting team has done it here. At four wickets down before lunch, with Smith and Renshaw done within four balls of one another, surely that must have been game over? But no. The erratic Shaun Marsh and the new boy Peter Handscomb batted through 62.1 overs to run down the clock, soak up the balls, and push Australia into the lead. Not a big one, but enough that India wouldn’t be able to chase it down. And even when Marsh fell, and Maxwell went quickly, there was not enough time left for India to force the result.

100th over: Australia 204-6 (Handscomb 72, Wade 9)

Wide by Jadeja, and Handscomb punches another four. Takes his score into the 70s. They face out the over, then finally Kohli signals for the draw. The batsmen accept, and Australia have escaped.

99th over: Australia 200-6 (Handscomb 68, Wade 9)

Smith lurks on the balcony. I don’t know why. Kohli is concentrating on the field. Ashwin is bowling. Wade is driving him through cover for four. The 200 is up. Starting to grasp the significance of this Australian performance, from where it began before lunch on this final day.

98th over: Australia 196-6 (Handscomb 68, Wade 5)

Handscomb is remaining oh-so-sensible and mature in the circumstances. No silly shots. Just another defensive over. Another Jadeja maiden. Apparently if Australia declared now India would need 44 from 2 overs. Or something.

97th over: Australia 196-6 (Handscomb 68, Wade 5)

Kohli has given up. I speculate. Watching him out there, his shoulders have finally slumped. Ashwin bowls on the pads and Wade punches four through midwicket. The lead is 44. Meaning that even if India ran through four more wickets in an over, they’d only have a couple of overs left to chase those runs.

96th over: Australia 192-6 (Handscomb 68, Wade 1)

Jadeja working away. Two singles, no real danger. “Let’s hope some of the England players are watching Handscomb and Marsh bat, eh?” emails Kevin Wilson. That seems like a turning of the tables, looking to Australians for tips on batting out a draw.

95th over: Australia 190-6 (Handscomb 67, Wade 0)

Wade in to weigh in. Defends two. Wicket maiden for Ashwin. His first from 28 overs.

Not that comfortable, ok then. Ashwin fires one in, Maxwell si trying to defend but goes with hard hands, gets an inside edge into his pad, it skips up to Vijay in close on the off side. Australia 38 in front with seven overs to play.

94th over: Australia 190-5 (Handscomb 67, Maxwell 2)

Jadeja. Handscomb edges into his pad. Then puches a single. Maxwell works another, he’s comfortable enough so far.

93rd over: Australia 188-5 (Handscomb 66, Maxwell 1)

Anotherappeal as Ashwin bowls, but Maxwell has been hit outside the line. Sees out the over competently enough, using his feet. He’s in the baggy green now, classic stuff.

92nd over: Australia 188-5 (Handscomb 66, Maxwell 1)

Maxwellball. It’s that time. An appeal against Maxwell first ball as the contact may have been pad first. India’s players think about it but don’t review. Tension. He flicks a single to end the over.

Finally, India break a 124-run partnership that has saved a match for Australia. Floated down, Marsh plays yet another forward defence, edges to short leg and Vijay snaps it up. Australia 35 ahead with five in hand and 10 overs after this.

91st over: Australia 187-4 (Marsh 53, Handscomb 66)

That’s more like it! Spanked through square leg by Handscomb, as Sharma drops short and the in-touch batsman gets every bit of it, airborne but safe. Clunked.

90th over: Australia 183-4 (Marsh 53, Handscomb 62)

Another quick over from Jadeja, just the single from a Handscomb straight drive. That’s not going to get you to a hundred, feller.

89th over: Australia 182-4 (Marsh 53, Handscomb 61)

Finally, some pace. With an eight-over-old ball. Ishant Sharma hasn’t bowled for so long that he trips over his front leg and commando-rolls down the pitch in his follow-through. The Australians know this style of bowling better though. A Marsh glide to third man, a Handscomb flick to turn a dangerous full ball on the pads into a single to fine leg. With 13 overs left, should Handscomb hit out and go for a ton? Australia only 30 ahead. Risk-reward.

88th over: Australia 180-4 (Marsh 52, Handscomb 60)

Jadeja keeps wheeling away. Left-arm round the wicket to the right-handed Handscomb. Defending, then driving hard through cover. but there’s a man back there, no run. Nearly nicks the final ball as it spins away. But this isn’t India’s day. It ends up as another maiden. I’ll revise my 11 overs, this is actually the first of the last 15 overs required in the last hour. Should Australia declare and set India 60 from four overs? It would be pointless but fun. Like most limited-overs cricket.

87th over: Australia 180-4 (Marsh 52, Handscomb 60)

That warms the heart. Shaun Marsh gets a round of applause from Virat Kohli. Gets an equally unexpected round from various members of the Australian public. He’s done a job this series, first in Bengaluru and again here. Another long and determined innings. Raises the fifty with a straight drive after skipping down at Ashwin, finally choosing his preferred ball after seeing so many of them. 11 overs left at drinks, the last hour called by Gaffer Gaffaney, and Australia 28 runs to the good.

86th over: Australia 175-4 (Marsh 48, Handscomb 59)

Jadeja, another maiden. Gets one to bounce and rip and beat the outside edge of Marsh’s bat. But that’s it. For the last two sessions India’s bowlers have been all threat, no execution. Which is how you want your relationship with the Mafia to be.

85th over: Australia 174-4 (Marsh 48, Handscomb 58)

Another one-run over from Ashwin. 13 remaining. No sign of India’s quicks.

84th over: Australia 173-4 (Marsh 48, Handscomb 57)

“Gidday Geoff,” writes Roman from Thailand. “Following your posts on the Guardian website. Sounds like gripping & thrilling Test match cricket from two of cricket’s most combative & proud cricketing nations. Great to see! Should be an enthralling end to this Test.”

83rd over: Australia 172-4 (Marsh 48, Handscomb 56)

Ashwin round the wicket, bowling flat and full at the left-handed Marsh. Gets through him, strikes him on the pad. India go for another wasted review. They love this stuff. Clearly that was going down leg. Gould the umpire again. Somehow, HawkEye is claiming that was clipping leg stump, when it looked like it would go six inches wide. But clipping is not enough to overturn the umpire’s correct call. Another maiden, but that’s just fine for Australia. Their lead is only 20, but they have only 15 overs to survive.

82nd over: Australia 172-4 (Marsh 48, Handscomb 56)

Marsh drives a single first ball, Jadeja into the covers. Handscomb isn’t exactly defending the rest, he nails one on the off side and one on the leg, but straight to the field.

81st over: Australia 171-4 (Marsh 47, Handscomb 56)

Except it won’t be India’s quicks with the new ball. It will be Ashwin at first. Inside edge from Marsh immediately. A couple of defensive strokes. Drives a quick single wide of mid on. Handscomb is struck from the last ball, almost in the stomach as he lunged forward in a crouching defensive position. Umpire Gould isn’t interested. Handscomb eschews the helmet at the end of the over for the baggy cap.

80th over: Australia 170-4 (Marsh 46, Handscomb 56)

Jadeja bowls the 80th. A maiden to Handscomb. A new ball will be available now, if India’s quicks want to use it. That might just help the Australians score more quickly though. The lead is up to 18. More importantly perhaps, the 80th over sees India get their reviews back. Get ready to burn, baby, burn.

79th over: Australia 170-4 (Marsh 46, Handscomb 56)

Ashwin. Marsh. Maiden.

78th over: Australia 170-4 (Marsh 46, Handscomb 56)

Handscomb finally living up to his billing as a good player of spin. He’s looked very comfortable out here today, and never more so than against a rare short ball from Jadeja. Crash. Cut shot. Four.

77th over: Australia 166-4 (Marsh 46, Handscomb 52)

Outlive. Outlast. Outmarsh. That is the Marsh motto, and he soaks up a Ravi Ashwin over like a washcloth on a kitchen spill.

76th over: Australia 166-4 (Marsh 46, Handscomb 52)

Marsh versus Jadeja. Defends, defends, defends. Gets a run when one ball keeps low and is edged on the bounce behind point. Fielded in the deep. Handscomb comes on strike, and gets a ball a bit like the Smith one. Except that Handscomb gets enough pad in the way. Jadeja appeals madly. But he’s bowling over the wicket, so he’s appealing madly for a ball that has pitched well outside leg. As he’s been appealing madly all day. It’s... kind of embarrassing. I don’t necessarily agree with the lbw law the way it’s written, but there’s no value in ignoring it completely.

75th over: Australia 165-4 (Marsh 45, Handscomb 52)

Yadav continues. There’s that scent of desperation just starting to creep in. It’s like burning hair, distinctive and cuts through everything else. You never have to ask if it is what you think it is. He’s hammering the stumps, bowling yorkers to Handscomb, but the batsman is playing these ripping deliveries well, and when Yadav slips a bit too far towards leg stump, Handscomb works him through fine leg for four for the milestone. Handscomb has had a brief sojourn from making half-centuries, but now he’s back.

74th over: Australia 159-4 (Marsh 45, Handscomb 46)

Marsh is finding his way off strike easily enough now, working Jadeja to leg again. Handscomb immediately swaps back with a push to cover. Two runs from the over make it an expensive one by Jadeja’s standards.

73rd over: Australia 157-4 (Marsh 44, Handscomb 45)

Four! And Australia surge ahead. Yadav bowls straight, Marsh flicks behind square. That’s one of his best strokes, and he’s been very good today. Times it well enough to beat a weary Ashwin running around from a finer fine leg position. Marsh flicks a single towards Ashwin, straighter.

72nd over: Australia 151-4 (Marsh 39, Handscomb 45)

Jadeja will just attack the stumps all day. He has 3 for 34 from 29 overs. Marsh scrambles a leg bye after one hits him on the thigh, Handscomb was sharp to the chance for a run, and scores are level. Whatever Australia scores now, India has to knock off. That’s the only score, so its’ another maiden for the bowler. His 15th from what is now 30 overs. Absurd.

71st over: Australia 151-4 (Marsh 39, Handscomb 45)

Yadav to Handscomb and that is out. Except it isn’t. Isn’t given, that is. A fast fullish ball that cuts in off the pitch, beats the inside edge of the defensive stroke, and nails Handscomb on the back pad in front of middle. That is out, live, every single minute of every day. But Umpire Gould doesn’t give it. Thinks that the height may have spared Handscomb. Hit just above the knee roll, but he was way back on his stumps and it was his back leg. Kohli reviews, as you should, and misses out by about a millimetre. DRS shows it as umpire’s call, even though most of the ball is hitting most of the top of middle stump. Bad call for mine. A couple of balls later, Yadav gets one to keep low, and Handscomb jams down for a single. How close these margins. Marsh works a single from the last. The 150 is up.

70th over: Australia 149-4 (Marsh 38, Handscomb 44)

Ashwin to start things off. Nearly has Marsh stumped second ball, but the batsman just shoves the toe back behind the line before Saha gets the bails off. Just a leaning defensive stroke that dragged the batsman forward. Marsh faces out a maiden. The pitch is beginning to puff up.

Let’s have a look at the options. Australia could bat India out of the match. Australia could lose 6 for 11 again and India could knock off a few token runs. Australia could be bowled out after an hour at 60 or 70 ahead and leave India a tricky chase. Australia could be bowled out after an hour and a half at 60 ahead and leave India to make a crash-bash attempt to win. Australia could send Maxwell out to make a hundred from nine overs and then run through 10 Indian wickets in the last 20. Some of these things are more likely than others. But everything is on the table. Some things more on the table than others.

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69th over: Australia 149-4 (Marsh 38, Handscomb 44)

And that is tea on day five. Australia’s Shaun Marsh and Peter Handscomb have survived the entire second session on a day-five pitch in India, which is a feat worthy of applause. The final over featured a flick to leg by Marsh, who trotted through for one, and Handscomb handled the rest with characteristic excellence, turning two runs to deep square leg and defending stoutly otherwise.

68th over: Australia 146-4 (Marsh 37, Handscomb 42)

Some minor drama here as Handscomb skips down the track and misses an attempted flick to leg. It hit him in line but would have spun past leg stump, and the home side knew it. There is plenty of noise and puffs of dust in the Ashwin over, but no breakthrough. A positive for India: he got through it quick enough for Jadeja to bowl one more.

67th over: Australia 145-4 (Marsh 36, Handscomb 42)

If Jadeja and Ashwin play their cards right here this could be the first of three overs before tea, though it’s a moot point anyway with the Australian pair handling things so well. My worry, for Australia: a break in the momentum they’ve built in this session favours India and India alone. Another maiden for Jadeja. He’s collected those at will today.

66th over: Australia 145-4 (Marsh 36, Handscomb 42)

With no offence to his dear Mum, Robert Lewis drops by now with a craptacular Ranchi anecdote in keeping with India’s bowling efforts in this session. “Just thought I’d drop by at this tense moment to tell you – apropos of nothing at all – that my Mum was born in Ranchi in 1923,” he writes. “She’s still going strong at 93. I visited the city in 1975, on my way back from Australia. I can remember almost nothing about it. Pretty dull place, really. Good bung lassi though.”

65th over: Australia 144-4 (Marsh 36, Handscomb 41)

Vis a vis Michael Clarke’s soft ball insights of earlier, India now request a harder one. Ian Gould tells them to turn it up, and well he might. He also says no to a Ravindra Jadeja LBW appeal against Marsh, which wouldn’t have hit Wriddhiman Saha in his protective box if he was doing a star jump. India are getting a bit desperate now. Australia trail by just eight runs.

64th over: Australia 143-4 (Marsh 36, Handscomb 40)

Ashwin continues, and the Australians have 15 minutes to see off the pre-Tea threat. So often in this series a wicket has fallen with the end of a session in sight. Both batsmen will be desperate to avoid that fate. Another thing: I can’t help but feel as though denying Ashwin any wickets today could be a symbolic blow for the likes of Handscomb when he and his younger cohorts return for other Indian trips. Right now they’re blunting India’s spin spearhead on his own decks. Australia don’t have a history of doing that.

63rd over: Australia 141-4 (Marsh 35, Handscomb 39)

Scrap everything I said before: Jadeja has merely changed ends, so Ashwin might have been a fill-in. Or he’ll keep bowling and Ishant is gone from the attack. Kohli might as well throw Wriddhiman Saha the ball, to be frank. Handscomb is defending with aplomb and ever-alert to runs. Jadeja was jumping around like John Lydon earlier, and bowling with venom. Now he’s just another trundler.

62nd over: Australia 139-4 (Marsh 35, Handscomb 37)

Interesting. Ashwin didn’t set the world on fire earlier but now he replaces Jadeja – India’s biggest threat. KL Rahul is the man in Virat Kohli’s crosshairs in this over. He fields a ball at deep mid-wicket and sends in a woeful through to Wriddhiman Saha. It sails straight over the keeper’s head and runs away for four overthrows. Not great.

61st over: Australia 134-4 (Marsh 35, Handscomb 32)

Like a faithful basset hound, Ishant’s long and longing face tell the tale of a bowler not being rewarded for his wholehearted efforts. He removed Matt Renshaw earlier in the day with a low skidder, but Handscomb does his Handscomb thing here and gets a single from the second delivery of the over. That forces the bowler to adjust for the left-handed Marsh. The Australian batsmen are settled, but the bowler is not. One thing Ishant does have going for him is reverse swing, and he bowls a gem of an in-swinger to Marsh, who is nevertheless solid in defending it. With 25 minutes left in this second session, Australia trail by 18 runs and the Marsh-Handscomb partnership is worth 71 from 31.5 overs.

60th over: Australia 133-4 (Marsh 35, Handscomb 31)

There is a little bit of a pattern developing here, and it works perfectly for Australia: Handscomb gets a single early in the over and Shaun Marsh absorbs the rest. He has two slightly hairy moments in this over, moving back and across to defend Jadeja and then getting a leading edge to a forward defence. Neither goes close to doing him in though, so wotevs, as the kids probably don’t even say anymore.

59th over: Australia 132-4 (Marsh 35, Handscomb 30)

Ashwin’s nightmare over a few minutes ago comes with repercussions; he’s banished from the attack and Ishant returns with some pace. With Marsh on strike the big quick has two slips and a short mid-wicket, and soon a short leg moves in too. None troubles Marsh too much, because he’s moving through this final day in determined silence, like Alain Delon’s ice-cold hitman Jef Costello in Le Samourai.

58th over: Australia 131-4 (Marsh 35, Handscomb 29)

There is a layer of comedy underlying this Australian effort, it has to be said. Remember a week ago when the travelling press was claiming skullduggery at their first sight of this pitch? How surreal it would be if Australia confidently bats out a final day spin onslaught in India. Maiden for Jadeja, though it’s not as pregnant with possibilities as his pre-lunch efforts.

57th over: Australia 131-4 (Marsh 35, Handscomb 29)

Ashwin errs too, offering up a full toss for Handscomb as the batsman advances down the wicket and batters the ball through mid-wicket for four. A few balls later Handscomb shuffles back and cuts hard through cover to get four more, then makes it three boundaries in the over with an imperious on-drive. Ashwin is bowling like a drain. Australia trail by only 21 now; only 40 minutes from tea they’re look increasingly capable of forcing a draw to keep themselves in the series. Let’s be honest: a winner-takes-all fourth Test is a dream scenario for all concerned.

56th over: Australia 117-4 (Marsh 34, Handscomb 16)

Marsh puts his foot down now, latching onto a rare bit of flight from Jadeja and driving square on the half-volley to claim a boundary from the spinner; they’ve been as rare as hen’s teeth today. I tell you what else is rare: Australians actually making things. A friend has just sent me a rather depressing video from inside the old R.M. Crockett cricket equipment factory in Melbourne’s west. It’s been converted into “warehouse-style” apartments. Of course it has.

55th over: Australia 113-4 (Marsh 30, Handscomb 16)

Marsh has an opportunity to hammer an Ashwin full toss into the heavens here but he’s set on defence, so merely pats it along the ground for a single to mid-on. A few more singles are handy runs, pushing Australia along to trail by just 39 runs. With that the partnership between Handscomb and Marsh is worth 50 from 156 deliveries.

54th over: Australia 109-4 (Marsh 28, Handscomb 14)

Jadeja welcomes Handscomb back from the drinks break with a straight and not entirely penetrating over, and the batsman punches a back-foot drive out to deep points to finish the over and retain the strike.

53rd over: Australia 108-4 (Marsh 28, Handscomb 13)

Ashwin has a slip, a leg slip and a short leg for Shaun Marsh, who continues with his reverse-Gooch pad work. I wouldn’t say he’s making batting look easy, but for Australia’s sake there is certainly a comforting level of security in his defence. Another maiden, and that is drinks.

52nd over: Australia 108-4 (Marsh 28, Handscomb 13)

It’s been an enigmatic series for Handscomb so far; he’s never looked significantly troubled by the bowling but he just keeps getting himself out once he’s in. On that note, he’s now in the danger period – 13 from 67 deliveries as Jadeja spins one past his outside edge. No nick. Maiden. Eleven maidens for Jadeja. The outfielders could have a stretch while he’s bowling.

51st over: Australia 108-4 (Marsh 28, Handscomb 13)

I spend a fair bit of time laying into Brett Lee and Matthew Hayden, so it is only fair to point out that Michael Clarke is growing into a quite shrewd analyst early in his TV career, because he offers insights beyond the bleeding obvious. In this over he’s talking about the softening of the ball, which is a step up from pizza toppings. It’s a maiden for Ashwin and continues a period of intense pressure, though Jadeja remains the real threat.

50th over: Australia 108-4 (Marsh 28, Handscomb 13)

With the pace threat gone, Peter Handscomb calls for his baggy green cap. At the risk of labouring the point, this manoeuvre hasn’t always come up trumps for his team-mates in this series. Jadeja has a slip, a silly point and a short leg, but no luck drawing a rash stroke from the Victorian. Maiden. Jadeja now has 10 of those in his 3-22 from 20 overs.

49th over: Australia 108-4 (Marsh 28, Handscomb 13)

Michael Clarke’s mooted Umesh-Ashwin switcheroo finally happens, and the batsmen have about ten minutes to get through before they stop for a drink, which is among many mini-milestones they’ll hope to tick off. Handscomb advances to the off-spinner and turns a single through mid-wicket, and there was one earlier in the over for Marsh.

48th over: Australia 106-4 (Marsh 27, Handscomb 12)

First delivery of this over from the returning Ravindra Jadeja draws an unhinged celebr-appeal from the bowler when Handscomb bends his front leg forward to pad up. It was a very hopeful shout, but Jadeja carries on as though he’s watching Shane Warne’s Gatting ball for the first time. If he actually takes a wicket he might combust. We’re half an hour and ten minutes from tea now, and Australia are set to face spin from both ends for the first time today.

47th over: Australia 106-4 (Marsh 27, Handscomb 12)

So yes, it was more Umesh in this over, and more of the same from him. The partnership is now worth 43 runs from 108 deliveries, which is putting Australia in a far better position to secure a draw than many of us expected two hours ago. In Marsh we trust? Australia trail by 46 runs, and India desperately need a wicket.

Not only was it hitting him outside the line of off stump, but it also pitched outside leg stump. Kohli chuckles and raises an apologetic hand to his bowler, who wasn’t entirely committed himself. A terrible review, really.

But he shrugs those infamous shoulders as his as he calls for it, which doesn’t fill India with hope. This is a speculative review at best. Marsh shouldered arms but it appeared to hit him outside the line of off stump.

46th over: Australia 105-4 (Marsh 27, Handscomb 11)

Ashwin continues with a maiden at the same end, so Michael Clarke will not get his wish just yet. As that is happening Ruth Purdue arrives with a question, which is so wide in its scope I have trouble offering much in the way of a coherent response. “Is Brett Lee the antithesis of Matthew Hayden?” she writes. They’re both the antithesis of informative commentators, I know that.

45th over: Australia 105-4 (Marsh 27, Handscomb 11)

The law of diminishing Yadavs continue to be proven here, with Umesh groaning his way through an unimposing over. Michael Clarke reckons Ashwin should be bowling from Umesh’s end, and Jadeja from Ashwin’s. Virat Kohli had a word to Ashwin at the end of the last over, so that may well happen. Australia trail by 47 runs now, so Kohli has some thinking to do. A 60-run chase in the third session is far from ideal for India.

44th over: Australia 101-4 (Marsh 27, Handscomb 8)

Wonderful stuff here by the newly-confident Marsh, who takes half a little shimmy-step down the track to Ashwin and then cracks a quite sublime on drive to the rope to take Australia past 100. You don’t say this often, but I reckon it’s time to give Ashwin a rest. Ravindra Jadeja is the man for the occasion here.

43rd over: Australia 97-4 (Marsh 23, Handscomb 8)

Umesh continues to Marsh, who I’ve been describing in slightly unflattering terms of late. In actual fact, he’s starting to look a bit more comfortable against the paceman now, mainly I think because Umesh is angling it too far across him towards the slips. “He’s a very, very nice fella, Shaun Marsh,” says Brett Lee with typically searing insight. Marsh gets a very, very nice single, and that’s about it for the over.

42nd over: Australia 96-4 (Marsh 22, Handscomb 8)

Holy moly. Handscomb advances down the pitch to a full toss but he almost cracks it straight into the hands of the man at short mid-wicket, and the Indians around the bat are really whooping it up at the prospect of a wicket. Still, had he timed it, Handscomb would have just as easily smoked that for a boundary.

41st over: Australia 96-4 (Marsh 22, Handscomb 8)

Much like Steve Smith earlier, Handscomb leads India to believe he’s an LBW candidate with that shuffle across in front of his stumps. He almost refuses to use his front foot to the quicks, so Umesh is looking to send a low shooter into his stumps and almost succeeds but for an inside edge. To fuller balls outside off stump, Marsh is swishing his way through that lovely Trescothickesque leave of his. It’s a stylish leave, though not as stylish as the straight drives he cannons past Umesh when the paceman over-pitches. That’s four bits. Australia now trail by 56. Maybe they can make India bat again.

40th over: Australia 91-4 (Marsh 18, Handscomb 7)

A drop! It was a tough but very gettable chance for Karun Nair at short leg. Handscomb was forward and flicking it towards the man under the lid. Nair keeps low enough, and shifts his hands to the right quickly enough, but the ball doesn’t stick in either mitt. Ashwin is a little cheesed but he knows it was no fait accompli. A single to Handscomb to finish the over relieves Marsh of his ongoing ordeal at the hands of Umesh Yadav.

39th over: Australia 90-4 (Marsh 18, Handscomb 6)

Umesh is coming around the wicket to Marsh and first up this over he tails one away from the left-hander’s outside edge. The other arresting sight early in the over is the neat queue of three helmets strategically placed behind wicketkeeper Wriddhiman Saha. They act as a warning for what’s to come in the next over. But to matters present: Umesh is bowling a treat in this over, and Marsh is doing nothing more positive than squirming his way through a thorough examination from the paceman. You wouldn’t be surprised if Umesh walked down the pitch and asked him to cough. Marsh survives the over without having to claim his Medicare rebate.

38th over: Australia 90-4 (Marsh 18, Handscomb 6)

Ashwin appears now for his second over, which means Ravindra Jadeja is taking his first break of the day after that sublime spell in the first session. Handscomb squirts one down the leg side and Rahane almost cleans up his mess at leg gully, diving athletically to his left but narrowly missing purchase on the ball. Marsh turns three through mid-wicket to finish the over, and looks far less jittery against the spinner.

37th over: Australia 86-4 (Marsh 15, Handscomb 5)

OK, we’re off and away in the session which may or may not seal Australia’s fate in this Border-Gavaskar Trophy series. Umesh Yadav is the bowler and Peter Handscomb the Australian batsman on strike. He neatly deposits one down to third man to pick up one, and Yadav soon has Marsh hopping in the air like he’s defending a corner. Two leg byes around the corner finish an over of odds and ends.

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36th over: Australia 83-4 (Marsh 15, Handscomb 4)

And that is lunch on day five in Ranchi, ending a session in which Australia lost Matt Renshaw and Steve Smith in quick succession after they’d looked good to bat out the day. The last over of the session was not Jadeja’s best and Handcomb sent a compact drive through cover to finish it with three runs, but the Indian spinner has bowled his side into a commanding position here. His 3-22 from 18 overs has featured nine maidens and he might well bowl India to victory after lunch.

35th over: Australia 79-4 (Marsh 14, Handscomb 1)

Ravichandran Ashwin finally gets his first bowl of the morning, which is perhaps a bit harsh on India’s most prolific bowler of the decade. He has a throaty LBW shout against Marsh, but Ian Gould deems it to be hitting the batsman’s pad slightly outside the line of off stump. Marsh knows the danger here; Ashwin has nipped him out four times in Test, but he survives. We’ll have one more over from Jadeja.

34th over: Australia 78-4 (Marsh 13, Handscomb 1)

BREAKING: RAVINDRA JADEJA BOWLS BAD BALL. Incredible, I know. It’s short, straight, and Shaun Marsh recovers well enough from his surprise to whip it through mid-wicket for a boundary. That means Jadeja has 3-18 from 17 overs by the end of this one, which features a fast arm-ball that nearly does Handscomb in. He’s been a real handful for the Australians bowling unchanged throughout this session, the left-armer.

33rd over: Australia 73-4 (Marsh 8, Handscomb 1)

Kabir Sethi has a question. “Renshaw and now Smith – how much of this was because of the fracas at the start of Ishant’s last over? Did they get unsettled with all the chatter?” I think it definitely ruffled Renshaw, but then the ball that got him did keep very low, now that I see replays. Smith’s was just a minor lapse in concentration of the type we didn’t see from Pujara yesterday. Back in the moment, Ishant is now bowling a seventh over in the spell, so the best Ashwin can hope for is one speculative over before lunch. Four byes in this over are handy for Australia, because they’re still hoping to push past India’s total today and make them bat again. Right now they’re 79 runs away from that.

32nd over: Australia 65-4 (Marsh 6, Handscomb 0)

Handscomb is mindful of what happened to his skipper moments ago, so all of his forward movements to Jadeja are exaggerated, perhaps even a little too much so. His main intention, like Marsh’s, seems to be removing his bat from the path of the ball. That carries its own dangers. This is a torrid little spell to endure before lunch. Jadeja is looking a million bucks.

31st over: Australia 64-4 (Marsh 5, Handscomb 0)

Not surprisingly given the way he bowled in his last, Ishant is granted a sixth over in this spell. In truth it can only be a let-down given the theatrics of his last, and so it proves; Marsh has one eye on the clock and only plays when he really needs to, pushing a single towards gully from the final delivery but otherwise making sure ball doesn’t meet bat. With just under 20 minutes to go until lunch, survival is the name of the game.

30th over: Australia 63-4 (Marsh 4, Handscomb 0)

What a task Shaun Marsh and Peter Handscomb have ahead of them here. Handscomb is encircled by close-in fieldsmen for the final five deliveries of the Jadeja over but survives some nervy times.

Jadeja clean bowls Steve Smith! Oh my word, that is a hammer blow for Australia’s chances, and their hero has departed shouldering arms, of all things. Mindful of the huge spin Jadeja was getting in the last over, Smith moves forward to one that angles in to about a leg stump line, but it spins across in front of his pad a little less than the outrageous turner of the last over and subsequently uproots Smith’s off stump. Australia are in disarray here, and Jadeja finally gets reward for a superb spell.

29th over: Australia 63-3 (Smith 21, Marsh 4)

Shaun Marsh gets an edgy boundary from the first ball he faces, but Ishant finishes a barnstorming over by angling a nasty one into the left-hander’s hip and he’s really hopping about as it thuds into him.

Ishant strikes! What a wicket this is for India as Ishant traps Matt Renshaw in front, and Ian Gould has no hesitation raising the finger. The prelude to that one was fascinating; Renshaw pulled away from the first delivery of the over, citing some kind of distraction near the sight screen. At the time, Ishant was almost into his delivery stride, so angrily piffed the ball down the pitch and Umpire Ian Gould to come in and settle a few tempers. Virat Kohli was in the thick of it, of course, and Steve Smith too when Ishant Sharma gave the Australian skipper a mouthful. Renshaw blocked the next ball and faced plenty of hostility from the big paceman in the aftermath, but Ishant then undid him with an absolute beauty.

28th over: Australia 59-2 (Renshaw 15, Smith 21)

Jadeja has 2-12 to his name as he enters his 14th over, and he rips an absolute peach of a delivery past the outside edge of Smith. To do that he came around the wicket, imparted untold revolutions on the ball to get it drifting in towards leg, and it just came screaming its way past Smith’s blade. No wicket, no run. Another maiden.

27th over: Australia 59-2 (Renshaw 15, Smith 21)

Virat Kohli stands cleaning his sunglasses now. Perhaps the sudden glare of the sun accounts for his sizeable frown, but he’s also got a worry or two as this session enters its final 40 minutes. Ravindra Jadeja has been a constant threat this morning but neither he nor the quicks have taken a wicket. The two Australian batsmen are entrenched, and very set in their disciplined approach. They’re not going to hand this to India. Time for some Ravichandran Ashwin? I think it might be.

26th over: Australia 58-2 (Renshaw 15, Smith 20)

Renshaw is really surrounded now. There is a slip, a short leg, a leg gully and a leg slip. Neither him, them, nor Wriddhiman Saha get near a vicious turner from Jadeja; the ball rears up out of the rough and flashes past the batsman’s hip for four byes. Nightmarish.

25th over: Australia 54-2 (Renshaw 15, Smith 20)

We’re back now with more Ishant and as he steams in towards Renshaw, I’ve just realised an email has arrived from the Wisden Collectors Club (yes, I am a member of the Wisden Collectors Club, and you should be too). Good news: only 18 sleeps until the new one hits the shelves. I have a custom-built shelf for all mine. It runs the length of my office, which is only slightly less sad than the collector who apparently had one built into the foot of his bed, so his precious Wisdens were never far from reach. 50 Shades of Yellow? A no-ball from Ishant takes Australia to 50, then Smith rolls his wrists over a sublime on drive to pick up four.

24th over: Australia 48-2 (Renshaw 14, Smith 16)

Kohli offers up a more regulation field with Smith on strike, which is to say there are men actually posted on the leg side, including a shortish mid-wicket and a short leg. Jadeja still aims for the rough outside Smith’s leg stump, so the Aussie skipper is content thrusting his pad at the ball in the Graham Gooch sense, as opposed to the Shane Watson sense. It works well enough in this maiden, and we’ll stop for a moment now for drinks.

23rd over: Australia 48-2 (Renshaw 14, Smith 16)

This is an absolute masterclass from Steve Smith. Any half-decent ball outside off stump he’s leaving, but when Ishant over-pitches he has no problem cracking a cover drive for two. Maybe this will go the distance after all. Smith rifles a straight drive from Ishant’s penultimate delivery, and if not for an excellent stop from the bowler it would have raced away to the rope. Renshaw defends the final delivery and avoids being on strike to Jadeja.

22nd over: Australia 45-2 (Renshaw 14, Smith 13)

One thing Matt Renshaw is doing right against Jadeja (aside from not getting out, which is obviously the optimal result) is playing with soft hands. Doing so here he’s able to angle a couple of runs to the left of Kohli at slip, but Jadeja is a nightmare to deal with on account of the footmarks outside off stump to the left-hander. Shaun Marsh will not be liking the look of this, nor Matthew Wade.

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21st over: Australia 43-2 (Renshaw 12, Smith 13)

Ishant trots out to his marker now and replaces Umesh. In a lovely moment, Brett Lee reads out his Test stats under the apparent expectation that he’ll be wowed, which he is until he gets to the bowling average of 36. That’ll happen when you play more than half your Tests on the subcontinent. Smith is handling the Indian paceman first up, and continues to leave everything outside off stump, which is almost everything India bowl to him. Like Umesh before, Ishant is sending them down from wide on the crease. Unlike Umesh, he goes so wide he’s called for a no-ball. Smith finally plays at one, caressing a square drive between gully and point for two.

20th over: Australia 40-2 (Renshaw 12, Smith 11)

Renshaw continues to battle with Jadeja’s devilish wares, shuffling across to cover his off stump and then lunging forward outside the line to counter the spinner. It’s another maiden, and Renshaw continues to look like a sitting duck. Kohli has three men in close, but I’d honestly be tempted to bring in one or two more and go for the kill.

19th over: Australia 40-2 (Renshaw 12, Smith 11)

In fact Yadav gets another go, and Smith runs him down towards third man by twirling the face of his bat open and picking up two. Yadav has three slips; first, second and fourth, and keeps hanging it outside off stump, but the approach has changed a little. In a reverse tactic to that employed for Renshaw, Kohli has stacked the off side field and dared Smith to blaze away. He won’t. He’d rather bat without pads than lose out to Kohli in this game.

18th over: Australia 38-2 (Renshaw 12, Smith 9)

Wowsers. Sharp turn here for Jadeja, who rips a few out of the rough to trouble the Queenslander. “Renshaw is finding a way,” says Michael Clarke, being very kind. India are expecting a breakthrough from nearly every delivery of this threatening over, but the left-hander somehow gets through a minor ordeal. Jadeja is the danger man here, and we’ve said that a few times in this series.

17th over: Australia 38-2 (Renshaw 12, Smith 9)

In what might prove the final over of his spell, Umesh comes around the wicket to left-handed Renshaw. He’s still getting decent bounce and carry, so there are two slips and a gully in place. The bowler gives Renshaw nothing to work to leg, and he’s happy to either leave the wide ones or dab defensive strokes towards the cover when the line is tighter. So far so good for Australia.

In the eight overs last night Australia missed or edged 26% of deliveries; in the eight overs today they have missed or edged 16%. #IndvAus

16th over: Australia 37-2 (Renshaw 11, Smith 9)

Jadeja has a slip, a silly point and a short mid-off for Steve Smith. The Indian spinner offers his normal impeccable control, but not a prodigious amount of spin in this over so Smith is pressing forward to play confident forward defensive strokes and it ends up an uneventful maiden.

15th over: Australia 37-2 (Renshaw 11, Smith 9)

Ishant is enthusiastically clapping Umesh as he prepares to charge in, but you sense he wouldn’t mind a trundle himself if he was honest about it. Umesh plus away outside Steve Smith’s off stump, but the Australian skipper is setting himself for the long haul, and won’t touch it unless he has to. He picks up a late single to retain the strike.

14th over: Australia 36-2 (Renshaw 11, Smith 8)

Kohli’s left cover entirely open while Jadeja is bowling to Renshaw. The latter opens the face to run a couple of runs past gully, but he’s resisting the temptation to try and flay one through the gap. Danger lurks in the form of the footmarks out side his off stump, which are giving Jadeja the kind of sharp turn which did for Warner last night. The younger opener watchfully defends for the rest of the over. He hasn’t set records on this tour, but it’s been a mighty impressive first trip to India from the 20-year-old.

I want nothing more today than for Glenn Maxwell to break the fastest Test century record in the process of saving a Test. #Maxwellball

13th over: Australia 34-2 (Renshaw 9, Smith 8)

Umesh continues to Smith, whose run-making has now attained a Pacman-style monotony. The Indian paceman changes up his approach in this over, delivering from roughly the same position in the crease as last over but sending some through straighter outside off stump, to try and coax Smith into a loose stroke. It never comes, and he’s happy to see off a maiden.

12th over: Australia 34-2 (Renshaw 9, Smith 8)

Smith’s really picking on Ravichandran Ashwin here, again clipping a single wide of mid-wicket to get the ungainly fieldsman charging out to his right for the stop. He’s a magnificent bowler and a very sturdy Test batsman, Ashwin, but if all you had to prove it was his running style, you’d have a very tough time convincing cricket agnostics he was an elite athlete.

11th over: Australia 33-2 (Renshaw 9, Smith 7)

Renshaw’s far more comfortable against the pace of Umesh, and neatly tucks a single through square leg when the paceman strays onto his hip. Umesh zooms his next one down from wide on the crease, angling it in towards Steve Smith’s middle stump, then produces a carbon copy, then errs with a sloppy short one. Smith swivels back and pulls it around the corner for one, though slightly better placement would have had it humming to the fence. Renshaw flinches out of the way of a very well-directed bouncer to finish the over. I’ve probably said it a few times, but if India win this series, Umesh Yadav will have played a central if understated role in the result.

10th over: Australia 31-2 (Renshaw 8, Smith 6)

The temptation would have been to wheel Ishant into the fray with some pace, but Kohli sticks with Jadeja. He’s got a short leg, a leg gully and a leg slip in place for the left-handed Renshaw, who has his work cut out for him in a probing over. He gets a nervy single off the fifth delivery but he’s also a little ruffled by the spinner.

9th over: Australia 30-2 (Renshaw 7, Smith 6)

Umesh Yadav has been a quite industrious manufacturer of breakthroughs this series and he’s given another run while the ball still has some shine left on it. Smith is alert to every run-making opportunity, and gets off the mark by whipping the paceman off his legs for two to deep mid-wicket. In basketball they talk of defensive player applying pressure with “active hands”. Smith does it with “active feet” – always shuffling around to open up scoring opportunities and throw the bowler off his line. A few balls later he almost beats Ashwin at mid-on, but the gangly spinner tumbles to his right; he’s about as graceful as a fridge falling down a flight of stairs, but he pulls off the save. Smith hits his mark with the final delivery, which is driven past Murali Vijay at extra cover and runs away for four.

8th over: Australia 24-2 (Renshaw 7, Smith 0)

Having removed Nathan Lyon with the second delivery of last night’s final over, Ravindra Jadeja has four more balls left to start us off today. The first is sent down to Steve Smith, who leans right forward and blocks the ball as a silly point, slip and short gully pile the pressure on him. A few balls later he tucks a leg bye around the corner, and Matt Renshaw gets an inside edge trying to drive through the covers. The ball ends up at mid-on. Not entirely convincing, that one.

We’re a few minutes from the first delivery now

“Steve Smith needs to play the innings of his life if Australia are to get out of this one,” says Ravi Shastri, which is some kind of expectation to place on one guy, even if he did last for 361 deliveries in his undefeated first innings masterclass. “We would have liked a few more runs in the first innings,” says Australian batting coach Graeme Hick, stopping by soon after. “I think the boys have got a hard day in front of them today.” He’s not pulling any punches, and says plenty of Australia’s first innings dismissals were “soft”.

The pitch: I haven’t had a close look yet, but let’s be honest, it’s all about the choice between the heavy roller and the light roller.

The light roller out before the final day at JSCA. The interrogation of Australia's batsmen resumes in 20 minutes. #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/RaYOvlKZGq

Preamble

Hello all and welcome to day five of the third Test in Ranchi, which might well be the end of Australia’s pursuit of their first Border-Gavaskar Trophy win since 2004. It’s looking gim, I’ll be honest. They resume at 23-2 after the dismissal of David Warner and nightwatchman Nathan Lyon late last night, and they’re still 129 runs short of making India bat again. Can Steve Smith fix his gaze on Virat Kohli, channel every ounce of spite in his body and deliver yet another remarkable innings? You couldn’t bet against him. But it will be a struggle.

Russell will be here shortly, giving you time to remind yourselves of how we got to this point:

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India v Australia: fourth Test, day one – as it happened

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  • Australia 300 all out, India 0-0 at stumps in Dharamsala
  • Another century for Smith but Kuldeep sparks collapse after lunch

Related: Yadav stars on debut to give India the momentum despite Smith century

Well, an eventful day. From the moment Warner was dropped in the cordon to the very first ball. Australia went on to dominate the morning courtesy of their captain Smith. A quarter hour into the second session the two had put on 134 and it was getting easier by the over. But then the day took a sharp twist. Kuldeep’s debut brought four wickets, three in that middle session ripping out Australia’s middle order.

With the mess around him, Smith kept on keeping on. His 20th Test ton and third for the series was the only thing that stood between his side and already being just about out of this already. 20 tons in 54 Tests. All coming in the previous 43 he has played. What a player.

India: 0-0 (KL Rahul 0, Vijay 0). Okay. One over. Six balls of the best. Lillee to Viv? The conventional three slips and a gully in place, no short leg. Hazlewood not Cummins. Plenty of carry to begin. Then full. Then again. The one that shapes away. Not forced to play though. Nor the last ball. In ordinary circumstances a decent set, but not quite where he needed to be in that situation. Maiden and stumps.

After tea. Australia probably would have taken all-out 300 from where they resumed at 6208. In saying that, a few minutes ago it was looking like a relatively excellent session. But Wade losing his off stump on 57 ensured that the Australians would have to bowl, albeit briefly, on evening one. It will be four minutes. Probably one over, maybe two if they try something on.

Smith brilliant warner/wade contributed well but batting looked vulnerable on a pitch worth 400+. Hopefully oz won't be batting last!

Finished off with the new ball. Wonderful catch at midwicket diving forward, Bhuvneshwar in the book with Australia’s tenth wicket. India to bat for four minutes, I reckon it will be. Stand by for formal word on that.

88th over: Australia 300-9 (Lyon 13, Hazlewood 2). Just when they had India losing their way a bit, too. Four overthrows earlier in the over. But it matters not now. A Hazlewood edge gets him a couple, and Australia 300. Important milestone, but would have felt a lot better had Wade been the man bringing it up. I think I’m right in saying due to changeovers and whatnot, Australia need to face seven further minutes for the day to close regardless of the time on the clock. Maybe it is in their interests to be bowled out here and have two overs at India? Probably not quite where they are at. New ball now taken by India as well.

Oh no. 20 minutes to stumps Wade has launched into a sweep shot with Jadeja angling into him from over the wicket. But he missed, the bowler hit. Off stump to be precise. Such an important innings, but had plenty left to do. An annoying TV review follows, for reasons that are entirely unclear, but he’s off all the same. Deflating for the visitors.

87th over: Australia 294-8 (Wade 53, Lyon 13). Ashwin now, Kuldeep given a breather after another long shift from the southern end. They can afford to take their time here, well ahead of the over rate. That encourages Ashwin to tweak the field, consult his captain. All of that. Only a Wade single from the set.

86th over: Australia 293-8 (Wade 52, Lyon 13). Wade off strike first ball of the Jadeja over, turned behind square. Lyon keeps up to his end of the bargain thereafter, solid in defence as the spinner first gives a couple a rip, then a couple some air. The response is the same.

David Kalucy with some grounding thoughts on the email. “It’s kind of a false hope watching the tail wag at the moment, makes you forget just how long India could potentially grind and baffle. This is the sort of worry that his holiness avoids & keeps Mr Smith up at night.”

85th over: Australia 292-8 (Wade 51, Lyon 13). What doing Umesh?! I’m going to have to dig out that when the highlight emerges. Or the low light. You’ll never see a worse misfield at this level. Lyon sweeping, of course, and through his legs on the rope. Barely moved off the straight. Lyon hits it considerably better next up, and it is another boundary. Two on the spin. Half an hour further for these two to reach stumps. We saw how crucial that was in Pune. A long time ago, and barely any similarity in the conditions, but not for nothing if they can stick about. Especially if the runs keep coming as they did there. Second new ball? Gotta be worth a crack.

84th over: Australia 283-8 (Wade 50, Lyon 5). Oh gee, just as I welcome a slower over rate Jadeja is back on. Mate, just chill out for a sec at the top of your mark. It’s not a race. This is a maiden. Metronomic.

83rd over: Australia 283-8 (Wade 50, Lyon 5). Mercifully for OBO purposes, Kuldeep bowls his overs like a normal person and not in 60-75 seconds ala Jadeja/O’Keefe/Ashwin. Welcome relief comparatively. After Lyon swept another single, Wade gets his 50 from the last ball of the over, via a whip to midwicket. 113 balls. First half-century of the series, and since returning to the Test XI in November. Couldn’t have picked a better time.

Amid everything that's happened this series, where does Virat Kohli rocking a luminous yellow bib with no shirt rank? Top 2? #IndvAus

82nd over: Australia 280-8 (Wade 48, Lyon 4). Four leg byes gets the Australian balcony excited, as they think Wade hit it and it’ll lodge his half-century. He’ll have to wait. Handy runs, of course. One to deep square gets him to 48. Lyon heads to a similar part of the ground with a sweep. Plays that shot compulsively. Hope he continues to for the rest of his career.

81st over: Australia 274-8 (Wade 47, Lyon 3). No new ball, Kuldeep continuing to Wade. He takes a single early in the over down the ground to expose Lyon. I say expose. It’s not as though he can’t bat. He’s played some extremely valuable hands. But not this series, facing only 34 balls so far for 21 runs. Two into deep midwicket will build some confidence. The last one just about went past the edge though, another excellent googly from the young spinner.

80th over: Australia 271-8 (Wade 46, Lyon 1). Another quick single ends the other. Sure. Whatever gets you going, fellas. Second new ball due. Reckon they’ll look at it. Bhuvi hasn’t had a jam roll for a while. Worth a crack to try and roll through Australia before stumps. Yeah? We’ll see in a tic.

Aust look like having to bowl tonight and given lunch score that is one of their poorest efforts of the entire series

Well, it can’t be said that this wasn’t on the cards. Twice this pair have looked shaky between the wickets. This time around, the substitute Iyer has enough time to get the throw into Saha who does the rest. A long time taken by the third umpire to arrive at the decision - determining if the glove or ball hit the stumps first - but it matters not. From short fine leg, the quick single has not been worth it. Dear oh dear.

79th over: Australia 269-7 (Wade 45, O’Keefe 8). Wade has a sound handle on Kuldeep, a clever glide behind point getting him a single. O’Keefe does the rest, content to defend. Drinks out there now. One wicket for Australia in the hour obviously one more than ideal, but they would probably have taken that at the tea break.

78th over: Australia 268-7 (Wade 44, O’Keefe 8). Yadav to O’Keefe for the bulk of this one. The no. 9 is growing in confidence, evidenced by the glorious on-drive he unfurled to end the over. Have that!

77th over: Australia 263-7 (Wade 43, O’Keefe 4). Wade at is best there, meeting Kuldeep’s first ball at the pitch and hitting through the line to the long-off rope. That’s his highest score on tour. But he’s been, to be fair, a fraction better than that sounds. A single down to the same area adds to the score later in the over. But then... nearly a run out. From nowhere, O’Keefe wants to take on the man at mid-off. He’ll be glad they didn’t go through with it.

Time for a bit of stinginess from Jadeja. Dry spell for the batsmen and force the mistake. #IndvAus

76th over: Australia 258-7 (Wade 38, O’Keefe 4). Runs! Nine of them. Wade’s steer through the cordon isn’t the most convincing stroke he’s played today, but it was with soft enough hands for it not to be a bother. Then O’Keefe plays the shot of the session! On about off-stump he stepped over to clip like Mark Waugh. Yeah, I know that’s the second time I’ve dropped his name today. Australia’s 250 is up along the way.

Ross McGillvray in with some thoughts. “I heard Ian Chappell say one time the best Tests were often when the team batting first made between 280 and 340 and didn’t take too long getting them I reckon a good first day is the team batting first bowled out half an hour before stumps for around 300 with one batsman making century and one bowler getting four or five. That might happen today. Then it’s game on.”

75th over: Australia 249-7 (Wade 33, O’Keefe 0). What would be the repercussions for a run out right now? A question we nearly learned the answer to when O’Keefe was dashing to the non-strikers end with Jadeja the man trying to throw the stumps down. Bold play, given the regularity in which he hits. But he’s safe. Wade looks good. But his job is nowhere near done.

Pete Salmon likes my stat. “You can’t tease us like that re slow strike rates! Any list that has O’Keefe followed by Rackemann is by definition not dreary. Can you give the full list, or a link? My mind is whirring at the moment, wondering who the otehr ten are. Tom Hogan? Julian Weiner? We have a right to know.”

74th over: Australia 246-7 (Wade 30, O’Keefe 0). Umesh gets another go here as well, perhaps with a view to giving the Australian lower order a work out with a bit of reverse swing at pace. Wade takes one out to point, O’Keefe now in charge. He’s beaten outside the off-stump at a delivery he should be leaving well alone.

Epic Smith notches third century of series: https://t.co/IOTh164Tmt#INDvAUS

73rd over: Australia 245-7 (Wade 29, O’Keefe 0). We know O’Keefe can defend. That much is shown again to play out the Kuldeep over. Want a fact to prove it? From when balls faced became a reliable measure in 1980, he has the slowest strike rate of any Australian batsmen for those who have played a minimum of ten innings. It’s 18, in case you were wondering. And Big Carl Rackemann is second on that dreary list. You’re welcome.

At the very moment these two looked under control, Cummins has returned the easiest of catches to the debutant, giving him a fourth wicket! Not much more to that one, the Australian coming down the track a fraction, looking to force the spinner through the air down the ground. But he didn’t get enough of it, beaten in flight perhaps, and that is that. The partnership, handy as it was, ends on 37.

72nd over: Australia 242-6 (Wade 26, Cummins 21). Good or a bad thing for Australia that batting looks easier by the over? Three times in the over Wade and Cummins are able to milk easy singles through the off-side off Ashwin.

An email in from Paul. He’s from Dublin. Morning, Paul.

71st over: Australia 239-6 (Wade 24, Cummins 20). Kuldeep’s back. From the Southern End where he did his earlier damage. And it is back to back maidens. Cummins would have seen his teammates come and go to the wrist spin after lunch, and is taking no chances to begin with.

70th over: Australia 239-6 (Wade 24, Cummins 20). After collecting nine from the previous over, Wade happy watch and defend Ashwin throughout this over. It’s a maiden. Significantly, he’s now batting in a baggy green. Like it. A lot.

69th over: Australia 239-6 (Wade 24, Cummins 20). Busy, busy. Wade knocking it around, getting Cummins down there for Jadeja’s last couple. His response? Bang, bang! He clobbers the best bowler in the world over midwicket first time around, then goes slightly straighter next time around. Not to be underestimated, this bloke.

68th over: Australia 230-6 (Wade 23, Cummins 12). They trade in singles to start Ashwin’s new over, Wade behind square then Cummins with soft hands past slip. Wade sweeps for another, before Cummins defends the remainder. Look alright here, don’t they?

Phil Withall has dropped a line on Smith and his fancy numbers. “Reading the stat about Steve Smith and his speed with scoring centuries and it dawned on me that he is still only 27 years old. Given a touch of luck with injuries he potentially has another 7-8 years in him. What do you think he could achieve?”

67th over: Australia 227-6 (Wade 21, Cummins 11). Handling Jadeja well too, is Cummins. Round to wicket is the approach, and Cummins responds by using his big old front pad, right alongside his blade. Technically perfect. When Jadeja threw it up, Cummins was up to that ask too, smashing it down the ground for his second boundary.

While all eyes have been on Kuldeep, understandably, Rahane has been spot on with captaincy: bowling changes, field placements ... #IndvAus

66th over: Australia 223-6 (Wade 21, Cummins 7). Cummins really looking the part defending Ashwin. Didn’t trouble the scorers last week, but rarely lets any side down that he plays for with that bat. Had plenty of time to practice, I guess. A single to long-on ensures the board keeps ticking as well.

65th over: Australia 222-6 (Wade 21, Cummins 6). Really nice batting from Wade. In control against Jadeja defending throughout. Then, when set, used the feet to meet the delivery at the pitch before clipping with lovely timing through midwicket for a boundary.

Let’s remember that Wade is in this XI for his batting. That’s why he replaced Nevill. Not the Nice Garry stuff. He’s made a couple of Test tons. Both excellent. He’s done it at ODI level as well. My point? He’s due. Big time. And now he has a start.

64th over: Australia 218-6 (Wade 17, Cummins 6). Cummins get off the mark with a six! Just as I was writing that, despite not having yet scored, don’t expect him to be livin’ la vida loca any time soon. Mature lad, young Cummins. To be fair, it was a perfectly safe shot to a ball that deserved to go, well overpitched.

63rd over: Australia 212-6 (Wade 17, Cummins 0). The best bowler in the world, according to the ICC, barely got a trundle in the second session. Kuldeep made sure of that from the southern end. Wade is busy in response to his first over of the spell, twice sweeping for two. He tries to make it three on the trot but doesn’t make contact. At his best when he’s busy.

Teatime 'live' #sketch Handscomb bowled; Saha keeping #IndvAus#INDvsAUS@guerillacricket@Sofa_Katie@abdulhayemehta#cricket#drawingpic.twitter.com/P9dojj98Qh

62nd over: Australia 208-6 (Wade 13, Cummins 0). The opening exchanges of the new session amounted to Ashwin coming around the wicket to Cummins, who was perfectly happy patting them back. Good plan. Stick to it.

This trophy being keenly fought for #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/JhXcYWmfLS

Well, I did my bit.

Australia were cruising when I left you at lunch. A lot of chat about how hard it is to lose a Test from 1/131 at the first break. India were flat, their primary spin weapons somewhat blunted. Then Kuldeep Yadav (and Geoff) showed up. What a fine spell from the 22-year-old on the debut, with a bag of tricks full of big turning leg-breaks, useful topppies and sharp googlies. Where we he a month ago? Well bowled, young man.

Well and truly a session won for India. The pitch looks pretty good, the bounce looks pretty true, and still thye’ve managed to stack up five Australian wickets including the century-making captain Steve Smith. He notched his 20th, but will be angry that he didn’t go on when his team was struggling. Soft dismissals really for Marsh, Handscomb and Maxwell, and a strange one for Smith. Only Warner got a ball that really made his life difficult. Perhaps the batsmen’s eyes lit up at seeing a pitch with the truer bounce they’re more accustomed to at home. But I’m confident that India will make plenty on this surface, so if Australia can’t rally to post at least 300, they’re in real trouble.

That’s it from me, Adam Collins will be back for the last session of Day 1. Do unto him as you would have him do unto you.

61st over: Australia 208-6 (Wade 13, Cummins 0)

So close to tea, and Wade wants to get there. Blocks out Kuldeep’s over, back for one last twirl, and so ends India’s session.

60th over: Australia 208-6 (Wade 13, Cummins 0)

At least Smith’s wicket distracts from Wade’s horror shot earlier that same over. Ashwin bowled outside his off stump, wide, and somehow Wade tried to heave across the line, which looked even worse as the ball spun sharply away. Ugg boots. Then another one went off the pitch and got away for a bye. Cummins has one ball to negotiate at the end, and does so.

And the fox has been run to ground! The key wicket, Australia in real trouble now. Good batting conditions, but they’ve let the opportunity slip. It was Smith holding the innings together, but four minutes short of tea he goes. Just a simple misjudgement. Ashwin around the wicket, at the stumps, the ball straightens a touch. Smith plays a defensive push, may have just lapsed in concentration as he goes at it quite casually. Doesn’t quite read the line, and it takes a thick outside edge to slip.

59th over: Australia 207-5 (Smith 111, Wade 13)

@GeoffLemonSport no 20th Century pun?

58th over: Australia 201-5 (Smith 106, Wade 12)

Ashwin. A maiden. A Waiden? Wade faces it. Apparently Smith has reached 20 Test hundreds in by far the fewest Test by anyone, 54 to Tendulkar’s 69.

57th over: Australia 201-5 (Smith 106, Wade 12)

I was wrong. Quickly. Kuldeep off. Jadeja on. Three singles, and the 200 up.

56th over: Australia 198-5 (Smith 105, Wade 10)

As we all know by now, Steve Smith met the Dalai Lama the other day. He seems to be channelling that in his monkish occupation. He has a mantra, muttered each ball. Back, and work to leg. Back, and work to leg. Again, to Ashwin. Again, single. Wade ruins the synchrony with an enthusiastic paddle shot.

Did the Dalai Lama try to boop the snoot of Steve Smith? pic.twitter.com/tzIgwsqXLb

55th over: Australia 196-5 (Smith 104, Wade 9)

Kuldeep might just bowl all day. Has Matthew Wade defending, defending, defending. Then there’s a hefty drive, straight into the close catcher’s body on the bounce, and it ricochets off for a run. Smith, as ever, back and works to leg.

54th over: Australia 194-5 (Smith 103, Wade 8)

Here is Ashwin, as we say his name. Operating around the wicket to the right-handed Smith. Yet another leg-side flick for one. He’s batting like Younis Khan right now. Wade nicks the next ball to get off strike to third man. Smith defends.

53rd over: Australia 192-5 (Smith 102, Wade 7)

Kuldeep was the surprise pick, but he’s the main man now. Smith works a single. Wade sees it out. Kuldeep has bowled 13 overs, Ashwin 10, Jadeja 6.

52nd over: Australia 191-5 (Smith 101, Wade 7)

Matty Wade has had enough, and he’s not gonna take it any more. He resists the first few short balls from Yadav, but finallyone is in his slot and he pulls it for six over fine leg.

51st over: Australia 185-5 (Smith 101, Wade 1)

A couple of singles, then Kuldeep bowls leg side, Smith flicks fine, and there is his 20th Test century. What a momentous achievement. No visiting captain has ever made three in a series in India. Well, one has now. All the people who spoke of roads when Smith was making them against India at home, well, now he’s done it away. Seven hundreds in his last eight Tests against India. What? An average of 93 against India. What? An average of 70 in India. This is absurd. It is ridiculous. It really is.

50th over: Australia 179-5 (Smith 96, Wade 0)

Another day, another dollar. If by dollar you mean single. And by day you mean over. Smith has all the single dollars. Wade has to survive the next five balls from Umesh Yadav, who’s back in. One of them very nearly takes his off stump after cutting back in.

49th over: Australia 178-5 (Smith 95)

I don’t even know what that is. It’s not a brilliant delivery but Maxwell makes a meal of it. He goes back on his stumps to defend, the ball doesn’t spin as much as expected, and it slides past the outside edge into his off stump. He is looking to defend on middle and leg. It’s Kuldeep over the wicket again, so that slight angle across the batsman has done him in. That came two balls after Maxwell had blasted a lofted four out to deep midwicket, so perhaps he was trying to be conservative when really he could have just pulled that ball away for runs.

48th over: Australia 172-4 (Smith 94, Maxwell 3)

This is interesting. Bhuvi going after Maxwell is attacking the batsman: short balls, into the pads. Maxwell drives a single. Then to Smith, he’s bowling way outside off. Trying to tempt a big drive. Nothing doing.

47th over: Australia 171-4 (Smith 94, Maxwell 2)

Smith just keeps finding the singles. Another one from Kuldeep worked into the on side. He’ll do this all day. He has. Maxwell gets his second run off the outside half of the bat.

46th over: Australia 169-4 (Smith 93, Maxwell 1)

Thomas Meehan on the email, “I haven’t been there, but I’m putting forward Dharamsala as the most beautiful Test ground on Earth. Previously it was the SCG.”

45th over: Australia 169-4 (Smith 93, Maxwell 1)

Maxwellball. He’s met the Dalai Lama. He’s taken his box out of the freezer, dropped it into his strides. He’s calm and ready. One ball to come, and he drives it through the covers in measured fashion for a single. Strike rate 100. Classic Maxwell.

What a delivery! That’s the stuff of dreams for a left-arm wrist spinner. Floated the ball up there, giving it a real rip. It was coming from left-arm over the wicket to the right-handed Handscomb. Angled across him. Handscomb saw the width and said yes please. Aimed a big cover drive at it. Back the ball ripped, from well outside off stump, right through the gate, and knocked over the stumps. Brilliance.

44th over: Australia 167-3 (Smith 92, Handscomb 8)

Bhuvneshwar is cranking it up. He’s over the 140 kmh mark, when he has a reputation for hanging around 125. Is that a new-found skill? Swinging it too. Smith escapes strike from the first ball, but Handscomb survives the rest of the examination. This is high-class stuff.

43rd over: Australia 166-3 (Smith 91, Handscomb 8)

Smith into the 90s, and doing it with ease in singles. Again to midwicket. Handscomb edges a run, Smith flicks one. Then the tempo lifts. Down the wicket again, here comes Peter Dancecomb. Kuldeep is his reluctant partner. Meets the ball on the full again, but this time times his drive and slams it through wide mid on for four. Class.

42nd over: Australia 159-3 (Smith 89, Handscomb 3)

Now it’s Bhuvi. He’s swinging the ball. Wonder if he should have been back for a look earlier. Handscomb square-drives a run, Smith flicks one to leg. From there Bhuvneshwar nails Handscomb to the off stump with the next four balls.

41st over: Australia 157-3 (Smith 88, Handscomb 2)

Kuldeep is providing something here. Some doubt. Smith drives a single sqaure of the wicket, but Handscomb gets a wrong ‘un that keeps very low. Almost overspin on that delivery, and it spat through off a full length. That forces Handscomb to come down to the next ball, advancing to take it on the full but slamming it straight to midwicket. He reads the next googly and drives that square for a run.

40th over: Australia 155-3 (Smith 87, Handscomb 1)

Nearly a bowling change for Bhuvneshwar, but Rahane elects for the double Yadav to continue. If only Jayant was in this side as well. It could rival Australia’s all-Mitchell attacks. Handscomb square drives a run. Smith blocks a couple, leaves one bouncer, then plays the next. Just a single. Blow me down, Smith could make another hundred here. He’s been going so smoothly that I hadn’t even noticed.

39th over: Australia 153-3 (Smith 86, Handscomb 0)

Double Yadav attack. Kuldeep finally, of the Indian bowlers, hits a spot six times. Smith defends five, plays straight to the field for the other.

38th over: Australia 153-3 (Smith 86, Handscomb 0)

So it’s Peter Handscomb’s turn. The other Hero of Ranchi. I won’t give him the same level of intro. Umesh has 2/45 after 9.

That is peculiar. Umesh has bowled plenty of good balls today and got nothing. Then he bowls a pie down leg side, Marsh tries to glance, and nudges it off the glove through to the keeper. I said 2 runs. He’s doubled that.

37th over: Australia 152-2 (Smith 85, Marsh 4)

As of that run, Smith's average is now only behind Bradman for those who have played 20 Test innings: https://t.co/uzIFYfwIr7#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/BlxLg7TB39

36th over: Australia 150-2 (Smith 84, Marsh 3)

Marsh blocks, leaves, then gets one too straight and works a single. Runs still coming too easily, Umesh doesn’t have much to work with at the moment. Smith matches Marsh. Marsh matches Smith. The 150 comes up.

35th over: Australia 147-2 (Smith 83, Marsh 1)

Here he comes. The Hero of Bengaluru. The Man of La Ranchi. Shaun Edward Marsh. Australia’s new favourite son. All sins forgiven. Unless he’s out for 2 today. Gets halfway there by flicking a single. Smith gets two leg byes from the last ball. Kuldeep finishes a successful over.

Finally the breakthrough! Warner broke through first for a fifty, after being dropped first ball today, then Kuldeep gets him. That ball bounces quite high, Warner is trying to defend, it pops up to the stand-in captain at slip. Simple, and Kuldeep gets his first Test wicket.

34th over: Australia 144-1 (Warner 56, Smith 83)

What an over. Yadav zips past the outside edge. Then Smith flicks four through midwicket. Yadav responds by taking the edge next ball, bouncing just in front of Rahane at slip. Then Smith goes back to pound another boundary through square.

33rd over: Australia 136-1 (Warner 56, Smith 75)

Kuldeep from the other end. Watching left-arm wrist-spinners is always a lot of fun. Such a strange art. I like the visual so far. he’s giving it plenty of air. Smith flicks a straight ball for one, Warner blocks out the next four. Not getting huge turn here but landing them accurately.

32nd over: Australia 135-1 (Warner 56, Smith 74)

Yadav to start after lunch. One of the features of this first session was how easily the Australians found ways to score. No jamming up the innings here. And it proves much the same here, as the batsmen work four singles from the opening over. That’s just too easy.

My my. What a start for the Australians. Adam has got out of the blocks and is off to a flyer. Hello, Geoff here. You can send me an email via the address on the left of screen, or the top of your phone. Or I could just write it for you. Fine. I will. It’s geoff.lemon@theguardian.com. Happy now? Don’t say I never do anything nice. The Twitter machine is @GeoffLemonSport. Let’s play OBO.

Some superb, authoritative batting by Australia’s leadership team put them comfortably ahead in this final Test after one session. But it could have been so much different. To go back to the opening ball of the day, Bhuvneshwar won Warner’s edge only to be put down at third slip by Nair. It’s cliche to suggest that’ll cost India the match, but until they remove him it will play on all their minds.

It still didn’t prevent Smith from having to make an early trip to the middle, Renshaw losing his off-stump when loosely driving at an Umesh beauty in the second over. The captain was jittery for about ten minutes before getting in the best way he knows how: playing his shots. He thrashed at anything remotely off target, peppering the rope between cover and point when the seamers operated. And looked so good in doing it.

31st over: Australia 131-1 (Warner 54, Smith 72). You do not need to move when you hit drives as sweetly as that, Smith leaning into Kuldeep with a belated ‘welcome to Test cricket, champ’. Glorious cover drive. Knocking the last ball on the head, that’s lunch. What a ride that was. I’ll collect my thoughts on it all. Back in a moment.

30th over: Australia 125-1 (Warner 54, Smith 68). Ashwin’s last one before the break. Warner handles it comfortably in defence before pushing a single into the on-side. Smith repeats that formula, retaining the strike with one down to long-on from the last ball of the set. Ashwin threatened Warner early, but not so much at the moment.

The good teams try and take the game away as quickly as possible. Australia are doing that on a fine track in Dharmasala

29th over: Australia 125-1 (Warner 53, Smith 67). Kuldeep called upon for his first bowl in international cricket! An exciting moment for any player. Warner welcomes him with aggression, cutting off the edge for four! Watching the replay, that really could have been a wicket with his second ball. Instead, it is Warner’s 50, from 72 balls. He’s more watchful of the conventional looking leg breaks thereafter. Australia’s incumbent duo now have two more overs to see out for a samosa and a sit down.

The moment Kuldeep was presented with his cap before play. Nice.

Huge moment this for young @imkuldeep18 as he receives his Test cap #INDvAUS#TeamIndiapic.twitter.com/GvRQVUAfj8

28th over: Australia 120-1 (Warner 48, Smith 67). Warner picks his moment before going at Ashwin again. Three boundaries in three overs for him now, the off-breaker dropping way short and Warner making no mistake picking the boundary at cover. Another single in that direction keeps him the strike. Had to reset a couple of times in this innings, but he’s still there and now really motoring.

The time has come to get @imVkohli on the field as substitute fielder. Can someone please oblige with a fall or a slip? #INDvsAUS

27th over: Australia 115-1 (Warner 43, Smith 67). With another carve to point by Smith it is the 100 partnership between these two. And would you believe, the first time they’ve had a three-digit stand in Test cricket? Harder to achieve than not to given their prolific careers. Also the highest second-wicket union for either side in the series. Warner, growing in confidence, does a great job of getting back into the crease early before cutting Jadeja hard to the boundary. Into the 40s he moves.

26th over: Australia 109-1 (Warner 38, Smith 66). What did I say about Warner putting it away through to lunch? Nah. Instead, armed with the protective shield of the baggy green, he gets on the front foot to Ashwin and hits him over the rope at long-off for the first six of the match. He’s hit it beautifully.

25th over: Australia 102-1 (Warner 32, Smith 65). Jadeja get a go at Warner and wins another big edge! But it is safe after evading a diving Rahane at slip. Four added, bringing up Australia’s 100. A more conservative approach greets the rest of the over. Rightly so. Inexcusable to throw it away from something daft now.

24th over: Australia 98-1 (Warner 28, Smith 65). Smudger Smith has nowhere near the issues with Ashwin that his deputy does. We have a new shot of the morning, when he met the offie on the advance and lofted him over mid-on, a couple of bounces into the rope. Beautiful batting. Then when pushed back, he carved with perfect timing out to point for four more. The definition of hitting a bowler off his length.

23rd over: Australia 90-1 (Warner 28, Smith 57). Jadeja, confident that he has the Australian captain’s measure, throws it up repeatedly at him to encourage something lavish. But just as Warner held firm in the previous over, Smith did here. Good batting. So important they now get to lunch to bank these early gains.

22nd over: Australia 89-1 (Warner 28, Smith 56). A maiden from Ashwin to Warner. The former varied his pace and angle, but the latter didn’t give into his desires. Straight bats all the way. For now.

21st over: Australia 89-1 (Warner 28, Smith 56). Jadeja again beats Smith with one that really goes. To an extent this early turn looks to validate Smith’s decision to hold firm and play two spinners. Lyon especially should enjoy plenty of bounce out there. Then driving, Smith gets a fat edge and it is four. Not convincing. So we have two pretty good battles going on here. Warner v Ashwin from the Himalayas End, Smith v Jadeja from the not-Himalayas End.

20th over: Australia 83-1 (Warner 28, Smith 50). For the second time in consecutive Ashwin overs he’s nearly through Warner with one that doesn’t turn from round the wicket. This time it is into Warner’s front pad, but missing. Ominous for the left-hander. He’s better on the back foot, pulling hard for one and getting away from his nemesis for a moment. Smith ends the set with a single through midwicket himself, collecting his 21st Test Match half-century in the process. 67 balls to the mark. He’s given everything remotely off target the treatment this morning after coming in part way through the second over. He’s also now beyond 400 runs in the series, leading all comers.

19th over: Australia 81-1 (Warner 27, Smith 49). Smith has all the time he needs when Jadeja misfires to get deep and flick a couple behind square. Sure enough, Jadeja responds with a rip, spinning it past Smith’s bat. A legit play and miss there.

18th over: Australia 79-1 (Warner 27, Smith 47). Ashwin lets Smith take the first ball to deep square leg. He won’t mind that, getting another look at Warner, who is now batting in the baggy green. He’s nearly through him from around the wicket. That didn’t spin, Warner didn’t pick it, and if not for an inside edge he was gone. A bit of confusion between the batsmen ends the over. Yes, no, yes, no. No wins out. Different gravy with these two spinners on, no matter what the state of play.

17th over: Australia 78-1 (Warner 27, Smith 46). Twins in spin for the first time in this match, Jadeja into the act having picked up both of these batsmen the previous time they met. He’s immediately on his mark, leaving Smith no other option but defence. Oh, scrap that, Smith is down the track and trying to clip. It doesn’t look that great through the air, but well short of the man at mid-on.

16th over: Australia 77-1 (Warner 27, Smith 45). Ashwin has Smith to probe to begin. But he’s driving for one. Warner back, which will please him. But he lets him get away with a short ball the left-hander can knock into the deep for one. Smith is happy defending, before turning the final delivery away for one. Productive times for the baggy greens.

"Can you walk on water, Virat?"
"I'm pretty awesome, Anil, but I wouldn't go that far."
"No, I mean, can you take the drinks out, please?" pic.twitter.com/pGVP4YYkT4

15th over: Australia 74-1 (Warner 26, Smith 43). I thought you were meant to chill out after sharing an Eskimo Kiss with the Dalai Lama?Smith has an approach, it is working, he isn’t changing it. Bhuvi short of a length outside off-stump, a delivery that would conventionally be left on an opening morning. Stuff that, says the captain, throwing his hands at it as hard as he can, little footwork to speak off. Nails it, of course. Four scored to start the over. He cuts in that direction two further times in the over, albeit to the sweeper they have been forced to put in place given the frequency that Smith is popping it out there, and how hard it is travelling.

14th over: Australia 67-1 (Warner 26, Smith 36). Ashwin v Warner. It’s a heavyweight battle. Into his defensive posture, the first isn’t convincing, but the second is. A strong push to mid-off gets him off strike. Advantage Warner. Smith puts him back down the business end with one behind square. But he keeps it out from the crease. India like that behind the wicket. Proper Test cricket.

13th over: Australia 65-1 (Warner 25, Smith 35). First ball, Smith without footwork trying to thrash Bhuvneshwar down the ground. It’s a high risk game the captain is playing at the moment compared to how he went about it on day one at Ranchi, but it is paying off for the time being. The 50 run stand comes up later in the over, Smith pushing behind point when given a fraction more width. Only the 65 balls required to get to that mark. Smith has another go at the limited-footwork shove. Why not? It’s on the up and edgey and altogether risky. But it’s also his fifth boundary. Cricket in fast forward.

Stunning view from the South Stand. Very close to the action and the Himalayas in the background. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/HzSwagoWPi

12th over: Australia 59-1 (Warner 24, Smith 30). There’s a change, Umesh replaced by Ashwin. The man who has Warner more than any other in Test cricket, so it makes sense. Initially, the opener does what he is meant to. Defending, coming down the track. Then? Dancing and top edging! There’s a deep point rather than a conventional one, so it is safe. But it’s not pretty. Hard to know where that came from or why; he’s looked really good since that first ball faux pas. And that’s drinks. Phew. Get a raspberry cordial. It’d be in keeping with the theme of that first hour.

Second time in an hour that umpires looking at the ball shape. Probably cos Australia are smacking it at 5/over right now. #IndvAus

11th over: Australia 57-1 (Warner 23, Smith 29). How’s the tempo of this first hour? Another single to point from Warner gives the main man Smith another crack. He’s on the advance, but unable to beat the field with some pushes. Not the case when Bhuvneshwar is a fraction wider, the Australian captain throwing the proverbial kitchen sink at a cut shot. It’s to the boundary at point in no time at all.

10th over: Australia 52-1 (Warner 22, Smith 25). Warner past point for one early in the over. Scoring well through that part of the ground. It’s when you know he’s in decent nick. Smith then plays the shot of the morning to bring up the Australian 50. Barely off-target, the captain clips Umesh with the timing of Mark Waugh or VVS Laxman or David Gower. It’s real pretty running into the mid-on rope. The replay shows it wasn’t even straight, basically outside off-stump. Freak. In ODI terms, the power play is over. And that’s how it has felt the last few overs.

Kohli the biggest name drinks waiter since? pic.twitter.com/5WAmjoU8kX

9th over: Australia 45-1 (Warner 21, Smith 19). Better from Bhuvi. Early in the over he’s far closer to the off-stump than Umesh was in the previous set, Smith watching cautiously. When using his bat, Smith defends off the edge. Twice. He’s back to leaving and defending to see the over through. Good contest emerging between the pair. The first maiden of the day.

8th over: Australia 45-1 (Warner 21, Smith 19). Righto, Smith is in. A lovely, compact drive past point runs away to the boundary to begin the Umesh over. Next up, he misses waaaay outside the off-stump and Smith doesn’t hesitate helping it on its way to the cover boundary. Through the air bit no real danger. Consecutive fours. Two more with another drive in a similar direction. Umesh goes upstairs to end the over, and Smith has a crack at that as well, hooking to fine leg for one. 11 from it. As you do 40 minutes into a Test Match. After battling badly to begin, he’s now 19 from 21 balls. That’s why he’s the top-ranked bat in the world.

Enjoy some imagery from TV commentary. So much imagery.

RS: now that is a serious tracer bullet, it’s hit the fence at a rate of knots, not a muscle moved.
MH: Pick the bones out of this.

7th over: Australia 34-1 (Warner 21, Smith 8). Bhuvneshwar misses the mark first ball, but only just. Enough of Warner’s pad makes contact to secure four leg-byes. He’s defending the next three deliveries. I don’t think he’s left one yet come to think of it? Oh, now a snorter! That’s come racing back at Warner who didn’t want to play, but it was all too late. It went over the cordon and down to the rope. He survives. Superb bowling, giving him nothing here.

Phil Withall has dropped a line on twitter. “With Virat running drinks we can expect a lot of stoppages. Captaining when not captaining?”

6th over: Australia 26-1 (Warner 17, Smith 8). One of those impromptu drinks breaks, after 30 minutes, when the ball goes bung. The fourth official is out there with umpires Erasmus and Gould to try and find a new one. Pretty hard work finding a ball 5.4 overs old, I would have thought? But they’ve done it. It came after the Australians turned the strike over to three consecutive deliveries, albeit with strokes that were well away from the middle of their bats. After the changed ball it’s better for Warner, who pushes out to point to retain the strike.

Disco Bob is battling his way to enjoying this Test. He’s written in to tell us all about it.

5th over: Australia 21-1 (Warner 15, Smith 5). Smith just working his way in here. We’ve seen it many times from the Aussie captain, looking vulnerable before facing 300 balls. He grabs a couple with a flick to midwicket after Bhuvi overpitches. Then two more to the same region after Smith shuffles across with confidence. A tense moment follows, defending off the inside edge and nearly rolling back onto his stumps! But he’s back in the groove right away with a lovely off-drive to end the set. Shame, for him, there is a fielder there.

Thilo Fobes has his say on the tweet. “Aus said before series they’d go horses for courses, but looks like it should have been bird for ... eh (CA) shirt.”

4th over: Australia 17-1 (Warner 15, Smith 1). Classic Warner version 2.0 to end the over, standing high in the crease and pushing with perfect timing to the point boundary. That’s pretty much exactly how he lodged a century in a session at Sydney a couple of months back. Until that point, singles were taken by each, in turn Smith off the mark with a push to mid-on.

Not many in at the ground at this stage. The pattern of the series is that they’ve piled in after lunch. Let’s hope they do. Hard to think of a better spot to watch our sport. What do you reckon? Get excited sitting on the fort at Galle? Fancy the horseshoe set up at Adelaide? Basin Reserve gives it a nudge, for mine. But this is something else.

3rd over: Australia 11-1 (Warner 10, Smith 0). Warner far more cautious now, watching Bhuvi who had it going both ways in his first set. He gets off strike when inside-edging an inducker. The Indian quick right on his game. Smith had three balls to look at, and each of those were defended awkwardly, none hitting the middle of the bat. Proper graft required from both.

Here’s that shot from before the game I mentioned. What a place.

Australia getting a taste of English conditions in beautiful Dharamsala. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/seojlbe2bu

2nd over: Australia 10-1 (Warner 9, Smith 0). Smith is tempted before leaving a shorter ball to end the over. It’s quick, with plenty of swing after passing the batsman. The Australian leadership team both at the crease now. Warner, having given that chance first up, has a huge job. Hasn’t fired a meaningful shot this series, and he knows it. As for Smith, he was blessed by the Dalai Lama yesterday. Not that he needs any added edge to score heavily in this series.

No reason for third slip to be so close. Potentially, a costly positional error above all else with that Warner drop. #INDvAUS

The youngster beaten pace and movement, slipping past the inside edge when driving, then crashing into his off-stump! Brushed the pad on the way through, it would have been leg before had it not gone onto the stumps. Spot on from Umesh, who has been brilliant throughout this series. The hosts are up and about, Kohli leaping from his chair on the sidelines. The Australian captain Smith on his way.

1st over: Australia 10-0 (Warner 9, Renshaw 1). WARNER DROPPED FIRST BALL! Bloody hell! That would have been an utter disaster for Australia. Warner flayed at Bhuvneshwar. It’s moved significantly away from the left-hander, full enough to entice. Oh, it’s a bad drop too before going to the rope. Nair went to his left with a dive at third slip, but probably didn’t need to go with the one hand. He’s moving it both ways, Bhuvi, after getting the first over exactly for this. Singles are exchanged, Renshaw with a tidy clip. It will hurt watching Warner drive the last ball beautifully to the cover rope. Wow. Take a breath? 10 from it.

They’re out for the anthems. The highlight, an extraordinary shot the cameraman nabbed of the Australians arm in arm with the snow-covered mountains in the backdrop. No body contact from the Indians, belt and braces hands behind the back, looking straight ahead.

Some early correspondence from Michael Spears gets the OBO off the mark. “Given the madness in sports since last year - Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Cubs, Superbowl comeback and extra time, Cronulla Sharks, Western Bulldogs,” he says. Before listing about six more. “My theory is that the end is nigh and sports is going out with a bang, with droughts broken, comebacks and underdogs winning. Consequently, I’m expecting a cracker!”

Some potpourri.

Not quite Thriller in Manila, but I’m going with it. Adam Collins coming to you here from the Himalayan End of the wondrous HPCA Stadium in Dharamsala. For what, I think we can agree, is the most anticipated Border-Gavaskar Test since at least 2004. Winner takes all.

We’ll come to the broader context in a tic. For now, I have news. To begin, Steve Smith has won the toss and Australia will bat! Huge for the visitors. No hesitation from the captain.

Adam will be here shortly. In the meantime, check out Andy Bull’s latest on the Cricket All Stars scheme.

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Lyon spins a web as India's first innings falters – as it happened

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  • India 248-6 at close of day two in reply to Australia’s first innings of 300
  • Nathan Lyon’s four wickets keep Australia in touch in series decider

And here is the report from day two in Dharamsala:

Related: Fourth Test: Lyon bags four wickets for Australia as India stagger in reply

A slow moving day of nip and tuck Test cricket sprang to life after Tea when Nathan Lyon’s four wickets spun the match Australia’s way after India looked set to gain a big first innings advantage. On a lifeless surface India’s top order failed to cash in methodical starts with KL Rahul, Che Pujara and Ajinkya Rahane all occupying the crease for long periods without making decisive contributions.

India’s slow progress ensured Australia were always in with a sniff and despite the probing of the seamers it was Lyon who came up with the miracle spell, dragging India from 157-2 to 221-6 late in the day.

91st over: India 248-6 (Saha 10, Jadeja 16)

Hazlewood to bring the day’s play to a close but as with Cummins before him the line is consistently unthreatening, not helped by the bowler struggling with some loose footmarks. The final delivery does raise an appeal for LBW but umpire Gould sensibly doesn’t fancy where the ball pitched, nor where it was about to go.

90th over: India 245-6 (Saha 9, Jadeja 16)

Two overs remaining tonight, meaning Cummins has just six deliveries left to hurl down. Unfortunately for him the majority are left alone outside off stump by Saha keen to get to stumps.

Ravindra Jadeja 10th Indian to do the Test double of 1000+ runs and 100+ wkts#IndvAus

89th over: India 244-6 (Saha 9, Jadeja 16)

Hazlewood shares the new ball as replays riff on Renshaw’s misery. That was a poor drop at a vital stage of the match.

88th over: India 243-6 (Saha 9, Jadeja 15)

Pat Cummins. New ball. Four overs remaining tonight. To quote Jim Bowen: super smashing great.

87th over: India 243-6 (Saha 9, Jadeja 15)

Lyon was always going to get another over but India navigate it with purpose. Jadeja is busy at the crease and his left-handedness, footwork and quick hands have asked some questions of Lyon and Smith for the first time in a few overs. His second six arrives in brutal fashion, muscling a six over midwicket from a delivery only a fraction short.

86th over: India 235-6 (Saha 8, Jadeja 8)

O’Keefe continues. With just six overs remaining in the day, will that new ball be taken at all tonight? Jadeja encourages Smith to take it with an almighty thwack out of nowhere. Tossed up by O’Keefe and Jadeja wallops it miles over his head for six unexpectedly brilliant runs. Four more follow in the over, off Saha this time, driving to the cover fence smartly from another over-pitched delivery.

85th over: India 224-6 (Saha 4, Jadeja 1)

Lyon almost has Saha again but a genuine edge flies to where a second slip would be, not where first slip is. Another good over for Australia who are turning the screw again.

Nathan Lyon draws level with Graham McKenzie's career tally of 246 wkts ... equal 9th all-time for AUS ... 2 behind Richie Benaud #INDvAUS

These guys shoot all the action for you, while you sip & watch on the couch. #IndvAuspic.twitter.com/QJxnSKxrXe

84th over: India 221-6 (Saha 2, Jadeja 0)

That new ball remains up Smith’s sleeve but why would he call on it with his spinners bowling in tandem as they are now. Gone is India’s pre-drinks impetus, replaced by O’Keefe and Lyon firing grenades on a bunsen.

83rd over: India 221-6 (Saha 2, Jadeja 0)

Jadeja almost perishes first ball with Lyon ripping one past the lesser spotted left-hand batsman’s outside edge.

The first ball of Lyon’s over is his stock line and length but this one spins without much bounce, beating Ashwin’s defensive prod. Australia appeal, Gunner Gould raises his finger and Lyon has his fourth of the session! Ashwin reviews, hoping he’s hit outside the line of off stump but DRS confirms it was an umpire’s call so he’s on his way.

82nd over: India 221-5 (Ashwin 30, Saha 2)

O’Keefe with another go and Australia are adamant there’s a fine edge to the keeper from the third delivery of the over. Umpire Erasmus rejects the appeal and Smith instantly REVIEWS but ultra edge reveals no noise and Saha survives. After DRS being neglected for five sessions Australia have used it three times in the blink of an eye. They now have a potential 78 overs to go with just one review available.

81st over: India 220-5 (Ashwin 29, Saha 2)

The new ball will not be taken immediately as golden arm Lyon continues. And Smith’s faith is almost justified with Lyon’s overspin teasing the gremlins out of this surface like the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Geez, Hawkeye's accounting for a LOT of bounce #INDvAUS

80th over: India 219-5 (Ashwin 28, Saha 2)

O’Keefe ripping it now as if it’s the opening couple of Test matches of the series. Saha unfurls his unorthodox sweep shot with the bat facing straight down the pitch like a member of the royal family knighting a subject. The second time he tries the shot he fails to connect, the ball hits him in line and Australia REVIEW another LBW shout. DRS shows the ball sailing over the stumps in the manner that will have sceptics stroking their beards.

79th over: India 215-5 (Ashwin 26)

Lyon applies the handbrake, getting prodigious turn and bounce now from this surface, albeit slow turn, but enough to force India into self-preservation mode when landed in the right areas.

78th over: India 215-4 (Rahane 46, Ashwin 26)

Ashwin’s at it again, feasting on width from O’Keefe and cutting him confidently for a boundary. O’Keefe responds with another indication of the turn and bounce on offer but it’s followed up by a full bunger that Rahane slogs to the midwicket fence.

77th over: India 206-4 (Rahane 42, Ashwin 21)

The more purposeful India returns against Lyon and three singles is their return. More happening for the bowler too though with increasing turn and bounce.

76th over: India 203-4 (Rahane 41, Ashwin 19)

Drinks arrived at a good time for Australia with India mounting a charge. O’Keefe continues after the break and Australia REVIEW as Rahane shoulders arms to one wide of off stump that DRS indicates would not trouble the timber. Worth a look upstairs with two reviews in Smith’s pocket so close to the 80-over renewal mark.

75th over: India 202-4 (Rahane 41, Ashwin 18)

India are finally baring their teeth. Rahane this time using his feet and lofting Lyon to cow corner with an elegance in excess of the final destination. Next ball Rahane waits, rocks back and carves a cut behind point for four more. Lyon responds by returning around the wicket.

Speak it softly, but after a string of sub-par performances, the world's most convincing VVS Laxman tribute act is back. #ashwin#indvaus

74th over: India 194-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 18)

O’Keefe gives Hazlewood a breather and Ashwin senses the importance of this spell before the second new ball. Back to back fours off the back foot through the offside show the intent that has been sorely lacking throughout the day. Smith has few options available to him so India could cash in over the next few overs.

73rd over: India 186-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 10)

Another maiden for Lyon. A shout for LBW was clearly outside the line of off stump and some neat footwork later in the over from Rahane fails to pay dividends. Excellent tussle.

Sunil Chauhan - Dharmasala cowboy & our favourite international groundsman pic.twitter.com/YDKV7pbHEl

72nd over: India 186-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 10)

Ashwin looks more comfortable against Hazlewood. A cover drive deserved more than it got and a nice glance off his hip brought two when it could have delivered more. He cashes in eventually though, slapping a pull for four through midwicket to see out the over.

71st over: India 180-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 4)

Lyon also doing that groove thang, just one off another over of probing a decent length outside off stump.

Rahane has scored more runs against Cummins (19) off just 13 balls than he has against O'Keefe and Lyon (14) off 74 balls. #IndvAus

70th over: India 179-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 3)

Hazlewood gives Cummins a breather as Smith smartly rotates his quicks. How he would love a third at his disposal but that pace-bowling allrounder cupboard is bare for now.

Crucial session in the deciding Test. It doesn't get much better than this: https://t.co/1HG79qHddv#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/U6EmsyfIKZ

69th over: India 178-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 2)

“India have allowed him to bowl well,” says Michael Clarke of Nathan Lyon. Australia’s GOAT sends down another maiden to Rahane that reinforces the point the former Aussie skipper has been banging on about for the past couple of hours. India’s inability to seize this game since Lunch has allowed Australia to muscle their way back into contention.

68th over: India 178-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 2)

Cummins looks like he might be too quick for Ashwin but the allrounder prevails and even collects two for his troubles.

67th over: India 176-4 (Rahane 33, Ashwin 0)

Rahane sees off Lyon the destroyer. Four is earned with a precise leg glance so late a budget airline would have refused its boarding pass. But the over’s highlight really is a 104kph quicker ball and comparisons with Boom Boom Afridi. More of that please.

66th over: India 172-4 (Rahane 29, Ashwin 0)

Almost a third after Tea! Short and fast from Cummins, Rahane goes at it in the manner of a back foot cover drive but he looks marooned as a wicked outside edge flies just above the fingertips of both first and second slip.

This is cool https://t.co/BMdmIz6YSD

65th over: India 167-4 (Rahane 24, Ashwin 0)

As the old adage goes, add two wickets to the scoreboard to get a truer reflection of the state of the game. India may appeared to be cruising at Tea but their moribund run rate has come back to haunt them.

Seriously good work from Lyon. He has reverted to his Aust method - overspin - due to extra bounce in pitch and reaped rewards

Lyon does it again! Nair playing back to one that bounces more than he expected and all he can do is lob guiltily towards short leg where Wade is around smartly with his gloves to intercept the stat. That one went glove, thigh pad, gloves, gorrrrrn.

Australia storming back into this contest.

64th over: India 166-3 (Rahane 23, Nair 5)

Cummins continues, varying his length cleverly from menacingly short to temptingly full and Nair almost perishes with a juicy sucker ball.

63rd over: India 166-3 (Rahane 23, Nair 5)

Lyon operating around the wicket to Rahane but over to Nair. After the former pushes a single to square leg the over is in the main full around off and dead batted until Nair farms the strike with a single worked into the on-side.

Pujara's series strike rate of 38.79 is the fourth lowest in the 21st century of players to have scored 400 runs in the series. #IndvAus

62nd over: India 164-3 (Rahane 22, Nair 4)

Big opportunity now for Australia to punch their way into the allrounders and Steve Smith senses it, recalling spearhead Cummins. A typically wholehearted over is played well by India though with Rahane driving a three through the covers and Nair getting off the mark with a thick edge along the ground through the gully region.

Sharp grab from Handscomb under the lid! #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/nkmQlMeMfJ

61st over: India 157-3 (Rahane 19, Nair 0)

Lyon to twirl down the first over after Tea. He hasn’t upgraded his wraparound sunglasses - so evocatively described by Geoff Lemon earlier - so he does resemble a minor character from Breaking Bad as he sticks his tongue out at the top of his mark.

Cheteshwar Pujara has so far faced
670 balls (111.4 overs)
865 mins (14 hours, 25 mins)
in his last two Test inning (255* runs!)#IndvAus

To keep you occupied during the intermission I’ll send you down the wormhole I’ve been on thinking about Pat Cummins ‘round the mountains.

Thank you very much Mr Lemon. It is my honour to navigate the good ship OBO through the final session of the day, one that feels like it could become the fulcrum session for the match, and in turn the series.

India have built the platform to secure a dominant first innings lead, but they need someone to press on and make it happen. Much of the afternoon session saw the home side becalmed, unable to rotate the strike, assert scoreboard pressure or force Steve Smith to do things he would rather not (like bowling Glenn Maxwell). Consequently, India remain nearer two sessions than one behind Australia.

It’s like a Tony Hawk VHS special out there - the grind is on. Pujara is still going, and Rahane is somehow still with him. There were alarms aplenty in that session, but Australia didn’t have the luck. KL Rahul was out for his fifth half century in six innings, but that was the only bit of joy for the visitors. Something has to change, and fast, or the inexorable tide of Pujara will sweep all before it away, and away, and away. Your captain for the next part of that voyage will be JP Howcroft. Rig the mainsail for him.

60th over: India 153-2 (Pujara 53, Rahane 19)

Rahane curbs his crazy instincts for the final over, blocking it out, another O’Keefe maiden in his 17th over for the innings, and that is tea.

59th over: India 153-2 (Pujara 53, Rahane 19)

A couple of singles from Lyon, as the tea break looms. We’ll get one more over in.

58th over: India 151-2 (Pujara 52, Rahane 18)

Pujara gets a single early, a bit streaky, off the thick edge into the covers. O’Keefe plugs away at Rahane for the rest of the over.

57th over: India 150-2 (Pujara 51, Rahane 18)

Just a Pujara single from Lyon’s over, and that raises the 150.

56th over: India 150-2 (Pujara 50, Rahane 18)

Rahane not shy still. Lashes O’Keefe to cover, but a good diving save from Lyon, set well back, stops any run. So Rahane drops to one knee and pounds four on the slog sweep out through midwicket. Really gave that the hammer.

55th over: India 145-2 (Pujara 50, Rahane 14)

There’s that bounce Lyon was hoping for. Into the pad, over short leg. Pujara advances two balls later and drives four gloriously through wide mid-on. Another milestone for the marathon man.

54th over: India 141-2 (Pujara 46, Rahane 14)

O’Keefe, another maiden, but this one features a thick edge between slip and the bat-pad on the off side. Rahane survives again. The Australians are getting really frustrated now.

53rd over: India 141-2 (Pujara 46, Rahane 14)

Huge lbw shout from Lyon. Great delivery, from round the wicket. Curved in, pitched well in line, straightened. In the end it hit him just on the top flap of the pad, and that saved him with the umpire I think. Gould says not out, so Smith doesn’t review. DRS has it smashing leg stump, but still somehow umpire’s call. Rahane sweeps a single from the last ball.

52nd over: India 140-2 (Pujara 46, Rahane 13)

Another near catch. Pujara tries to turn a ball, gets the leading edge back to O’Keefe but it pitches just short of him. So many of those close chances. It’s a maiden.

51st over: India 140-2 (Pujara 46, Rahane 13)

Lyon is back. Oh yes, and with a fetching pair of filthy petrol-station shades. Fluorescent yellow, wraparounds. Pujara defends, defends. Might have hurt his hand from one of those gloves deliveries earlier? Seems a bit uncomfortable when one ball gets a bit big on him. Shovels a single to midwicket off the last ball.

50th over: India 139-2 (Pujara 45, Rahane 13)

O’Keefe pulls up a seat to the campfire. Rolls a smoke. Formulates a plan to do himself in if his sheep-thieving activities are revealed. A couple more singles from his over. One a leg bye.

49th over: India 137-2 (Pujara 44, Rahane 13)

Another maiden, as Hazlewood camps outside off stump. Lights a little campfire. Boils a billy. Throws a gum leaf in. He knows he’ll be here a while.

48th over: India 137-2 (Pujara 44, Rahane 13)

O’Keefe is a bowler who I enjoy watching operate. Left-arm around the wicket, curling in toward the off stump, straightening or even turning slightly away. Just repeats that over and over. Pujara knocks a single from the first ball, but what was that I said about Rahane settling? Forget it. He has a massive slog at O’Keefe, the ball turns away from the edge, and beats it into Wade’s gloves. And then out of Wade’s gloves, as it ricochets from the palm up into the air. Smith at slip sprawls to catch the rebound, but I don’t think there was an edge.

47th over: India 136-2 (Pujara 43, Rahane 13)

Hazlewood back, and his line is all over the place. Too much to leg, Pujara flicks a couple. Very wide of off, left alone. Down leg again, well down, and Wade saves four extras with a dive. Well outside off again. Pujara glides a single from the fifth ball. No threat in that over at all.

46th over: India 133-2 (Pujara 40, Rahane 13)

Rahane settling a touch. Steps out to drive O’Keefe’s first ball down the ground. Pujara defends three before punching a single to point. No point even asking if Maxwell will bowl any more, is there? But perhaps this is a time for patience, for these Australians. Just keep working away.

45th over: India 131-2 (Pujara 39, Rahane 12)

Gorgeous stuff from Pujara to start the over. Cummins goes full and straight and Pujara canes it off the pads, by short leg but safely along the ground, and out through midwicket for four. Cummins shifts the line across to just outside off, and camps there for a few deliveries. Pujara is not tempted, and judges the line well when it comes time to defend.

44th over: India 127-2 (Pujara 35, Rahane 12)

O’Keefe again. Rahane leaves the wide balls, defends the marginal one, comes down to drive a run from the straighter one. Through wide mid-on, not as well placed as Pujara’s last over. Pujara copies Rahane for another single.

43rd over: India 125-2 (Pujara 34, Rahane 11)

The Over (or Two) of Living Dangerously. Rahane goes under a short ball, then escapes strike with a leg bye. But Pujara puts him straight back in the line of fire by nudging a single to point. Cummins goes for the throat again, and Rahane almost falls over as he yanks the ball to the leg side. Could have gone anywhere. Gets yet another dodgy run.

42nd over: India 122-2 (Rahane 10, Pujara 33)

Pujara isn’t rattled, you’ll be relieved to know. He probably hasn’t even noticed what’s happening at the other end. Laser Man. He defends O’Keefe’s over, except for one ball where he decides to advance to it and drive through midwicket for four. Even then he doesn’t look like he’s attacking. One of the universe’s enigmas. That’s drinks. Make mine a double.

41st over: India 118-2 (Rahane 10, Pujara 29)

Invincible Rahane to the wicket. Defends the first ball. Attempts... an uppercut? a ramp? to the next. A short ball, and he just wafted at it above his head. Wasn’t he out that way earlier this series? He’s the captain, his son is Bart. Not a great look to play that way. Third ball, short, whacks a hook shot for four through square. Wasn’t in control of that, just went wildly at it. Last of the over, six in the luckiest fashion, as he expected a bouncer, it didn’t get up, and the weird drag across the line takes a top edge. Thanks to Cummins’ pace, it clears the third man boundary when it deserved to be taken. What a horrific and yet profitable start from Rahane. Invincible indeed.

Finally, this period of patchiness brings KL Rahul undone. He hasn’t looked at all at ease in the last half hour, and eventually he goes for one shot too many. The ball is wide of off stump, it’s a quick bouncer, and Rahul for reasons best known to him decides to essay a hook shot despite the line. It hits at the toe end of the bat, lobs up in the air, and Warner at cover trots in to take a Home Brand catch.

40th over: India 108-1 (KL Rahul 60, Pujara 29)

O’Keefe rattles through another one. Rahul does not look entirely steady against him. Another attempted cut shot is dragged into the ground. Rahul can only scrub a single from the last ball to square leg.

39th over: India 107-1 (KL Rahul 59, Pujara 29)

Four. Short, wide. Fast from Cummins, but that just means that Rahul’s square cut hits the fence faster. The hundred is up. Glances a single thereafter, then Cummins gets too straight to Pujara to end the over, and it hits the pad to roll away for four leg byes. How much the Australians would like one of these.

How good!?

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38th over: India 98-1 (KL Rahul 54, Pujara 29)

O’Keefe pins Rahul down for four balls, then finally the batsman escapes with a flick through square leg. Perhaps trying to compose himself, the opener. He’s had a frenetic couple of overs.

37th over: India 97-1 (KL Rahul 53, Pujara 29)

Pat Cummins is back. Good pace right from the get-go. Pujara edges the first ball just outside off, and Renshaw fumbles the take at slip on the bounce. They pinch a run. Rahul messes up a drive next ball, but it lands just in front of Lyon at cover. No run with a clean stop. Then Rahul gets a short ball at his ribs and fends it just past short leg. Another single. Three near-misses in an over. The luck is not with the Australians today. And with their tired attack...

Aussies go into the 4th test unchanged and are struggling to take wickets. Didnt need to be a genius to see that happening. #INDvAUS

36th over: India 95-1 (KL Rahul 52, Pujara 28)

Another rapid-fire O’Keefe over, with three singles from it.

35th over: India 92-1 (KL Rahul 51, Pujara 26)

Pujara defends a couple, ducks a bouncer, then when Hazlewood comes full looking for the lbw the batsman is comfortable flicking square for three. Rahul faces the last ball, it spears in, hits the edge of his bat as he tries to defend. Hazlewood was up appealing for some unknown reason, but the real chance was the ball nearly getting through onto the stumps. It flies away on the bounce wide of slip where Smith leaps across to stop any score. Rahul is the more dynamic of the pair but his end looks like the place where the wicket might come.

34th over: India 89-1 (KL Rahul 51, Pujara 23)

Down the wicket he comes, drives O’Keefe over wide mid on. Ballsy shot there, runs flowing, Rahul feeling the surge of confidence through his veins. Could it bring him undone? Not before he raises that milestone: 64, 10, 90, 51, 67 and now 51 this series. But the third ball of the over nearly sneaks through as he defends, then the last ball nearly bounces onto his stumps as he backs away and under-edges a cut that was too close to his body for the shot to be played.

33rd over: India 85-1 (KL Rahul 47, Pujara 23)

Uppercut for four! Lazy, stylish shot from Rahul. You can’t help but look cocky playing that. Hazlewood gave enough width on the bouncer, Rahul leaning away and flips it over gully. Jackson Bird is subbing on the field. Last time he did that he took four catches. Sydney in January, I think it was? Rahul pulls a single to close the over. Another 50 in his sights.

32nd over: India 80-1 (KL Rahul 42, Pujara 23)

O’Keefe bowls, and that’s not ideal wicketkeeping technique. Turns a lot, but stays very low, so after it beats the edge of Rahul’s bat it shoots through Matthew Wade’s legs behind the wicket. And away for four byes. Sniffer Smith takes a very heavy tumble over the rope at a fine third man trying to catch that one, but comes up from a tangle of rope and foam making every effort not to so much as move a hand towards his shoulder. The camera-snappers wait, holding their collective breath, but there is no scandal to renew. Emboldened, Rahul goes big next ball for six. Over midwicket, slog sweep, just a wallop. No one out there. Then takes a single to keep the strike.

31st over: India 69-1 (KL Rahul 35, Pujara 23)

Did you know that Josh Hazlewood is an anagram for Jaw Old He Oozes? Think about it. He’s attacking Pujara with the short ball, but less menace than the one that hit Rahul’s glove. Then the bowler channels outside off, in that way he does. A touch wider, a touch closer. Searching, scanning, locating, targeting. Target acquired. Brrrrrp. Bouncer, and the Pooje sways away like a stand of bamboo in a strong breeze. Centred. At one. Even as Hazlewood pitches up again, he defends, then plays a wider one to the man at point. A fine maiden.

30th over: India 69-1 (KL Rahul 35, Pujara 23)

Bit of a delay there, as Rahul was hit on the glove defending Hazlewood’s last ball. Gets some repair work from the physio with a lovely close-up of a Band-Aid application. Good tips for young players. That’s how it’s done. Finally O’Keefe comes on to bowl. His second over, after one just before lunch. Landing them quite wide of the stump, which is odd, usually he attacks the leg stump. Pujara uses the width to drive a single square. Rahul drives a couple of balls straight to the field. Wants to move things along here.

29th over: India 68-1 (KL Rahul 35, Pujara 22)

Hazlewood to take it away for this session. Rahul is the batsman, and he too has been so good in this series. Watchful, defending, leaving. Then when the bowler gets just that bit too full, he pounces. Another efficient cover drive. Minimal bat movement. The ball flies away. Four runs.

Indeed, indeed. Thank you, Adam. Hello to everyone else. Geoff here, ready to go. Fire me an email if you’re so inclined: geoff.lemon@theguardian.com. Or shout at me on Twitter via @GeoffLemonSport. The Australians live in dread under the long shadow of Pujara. He can bat until the oceans dry up, until the moon cracks, until the sun is a cold stone in the sky. And this pitch looks pretty decent as a surface. Someone needs to conjure the right delivery.

Plenty of pressure through that morning session, the characteristic that has defined this series. For Australia, it was a session of what might have been. Hazlewood was outstanding, winning the reward of Vijay’s edge and the visitors only wicket to date.

It was the next over where things could have got really interesting. With the score on 29, India should have lost Rahul as well after Cummins also won an edge. Renshaw went to his left at slip but barely got a hand to it, much to the bowler’s dismay.

28th over: India 64-1 (KL Rahul 31, Pujara 22). Lyon has the last over before the break. Rahul knows his job here, down the track and defending. He picks up one to square leg when the spinner is a fraction straight, ensuring that he will be there for a sandwich. Pujara does the rest. And that is lunch.

27th over: India 63-1 (KL Rahul 30, Pujara 22). O’Keefe on for one over before the break, Cummins to rest. Pujara knows his method well, having kicked away the spinner for the better part of two days last week. But he’s using his bat from the get go here, a lovely drive through cover, splitting the two men patrolling that region. Four runs. Satisfied with that, Pujara is back into the defensive posture that we have become so familiar with in this series.

26th over: India 59-1 (KL Rahul 30, Pujara 18). Conscious that the clock is ticking ahead of lunch, Lyon races through this over to Pujara. Much as it has been in their battle to date, the offie gives it plenty of air and Pujara responds in defence after getting well forward. He breaks that pattern to the last ball, turning into midwicket for a single to keep the strike.

Victoria have lost a second wicket in the Shield final, Harris picked up by Mennie for 120. They’re 2/224, both wickets falling on that score.

25th over: India 58-1 (KL Rahul 30, Pujara 17). Nup, it’s Cummins again. His ten over of the session. Hmm. It has been a very good spell since swinging around to the southern end. Pujara is onto him first up here though, through square leg for a couple. Would have gone for four if not for some committed fielding from Hazlewood. To Pujara, he takes a wider approach, the batsman leaving three in a row before getting off strike with a tickle to fine leg. To end the over, Cummins best short ball of the spell, spitting back at Rahul. Good batting in response, dropping his gloves just in the nick of time.

The good people at Guerilla Cricket have another to the 150+ club. “South Africa’s Chris Morris, with his Patrick Patterson action.”

24th over: India 55-1 (KL Rahul 30, Pujara 14). Nathan ‘Nathan’ Lyon to Pujara. The Indian no. 3 is defending with some ease, then has the time to adjust for a steer behind point for one. Two further singles are exchanged between the two ending the over, down the ground from Rahul then behind square Pujura. No Steve O’Keefe yet this morning. Will he replace Cummins?

Finally the breakthrough for SA as Dean is bowled around his legs by Zampa for 94. Vics 1-224 #ShieldFinal@theagesport@SMHsport

23rd over: India 52-1 (KL Rahul 29, Pujara 12). Another maiden, three on the spin. Cummins this time. It’s a good over again, well constructed. A couple there that Rahul has to quickly assess before leaving. He went upstairs and collected the splice. On the stumps on a good length. Probably the end of his spell though, he’s bowled plenty this morning and will be needed for many more overs through the afternoon.

A note in from Honor Harger. “Enthralling cricket this is,” not wrong. “Would you reckon that Pat Cummins is right up there with the fastest bowlers in the world right now? Who else would you say consistently bowls 92 miles an hour?”

22nd over: India 52-1 (KL Rahul 29, Pujara 12). Good batting from Pujara. Making a strong stride forward to each of Lyon’s deliveries, but playing late enough to adjust. So when one spat through and another took considerable turn, neither caused any major issues. Maiden it is.

21st over: India 52-1 (KL Rahul 29, Pujara 12). It will be hard for Cummins to get out of his mind the dropped chance from Rahul. Doubly so when the Indian opener leans into a glorious straight drive. In doing so, India’s 50 is up. Earlier in the over, he tried to play a lavish drive through cover but didn’t make contact. Much as it was with Vijay and Hazlewood earlier on, how this contest plays out could have a significant effect on the trajectory of this day.

Cummins has already bowled 8 overs this morning, interesting how Smith manages him for rest of the day. #AUSvIND

20th over: India 48-1 (KL Rahul 25, Pujara 12). Lyon again top Pujara. He’s very happy to come down the track to the spinner, much as he was in Ranchi. A couple down the ground to begin. A pattern emerges for the rest of the over, Lyon on a good length and Pujara content in defence.

@collinsadam Brand new ground producing old school cricket. Wonderful stuff - the struggle fully engaged.

19th over: India 46-1 (KL Rahul 25, Pujara 10). That will infuriate Cummins! He gets up on Rahul’s hip and he isn’t on top of the shot. But it doesn’t go to short leg nor leg slip, splitting the two of them. It also beats fine leg. So, instead of a grabbing a wicket the Aussie quick has conceded a boundary. He’s back onto the stumps thereafter. But expect to see him back on Rahul’s body soon enough.

Stunning day in Dharamsala. Clouds in Himalayan sky about as plentiful as Indian wickets in close fought 1st session #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/3eyXWEoHZ1

18th over: India 41-1 (KL Rahul 21, Pujara 9). A huge shout of caaaaaaatch cries out though the effects mic, Matt Wade hoping that Rahul’s sweep out to square leg might find one of the two sweepers in that general direction. But he’s bisected them. In the air, and didn’t get all of it, but he does get four runs. A rare boundary. A late cut from the same batsmen will encourage Lyon, running off the splice.

Big game player! second consecutive hundred in a shield final for @MarcusHarris8. Vics 210/0, cashing in on 3 dropped catches #ShieldFinal

17th over: India 34-1 (KL Rahul 15, Pujara 8). Right, so it is Cummins again. His third spell of the day, this time from the southern end to replace Hazlewood after an excellent seven over shift to start the day. Accurate restart, shelving the short-pitched strategy that defined his earlier efforts today. Tight cricket.

16th over: India 33-1 (KL Rahul 15, Pujara 7). Cummins off again, in favour of Lyon. Good batting in response, Rahul taking him behind square for one. Quick single follows from Pujara. Hard for the spinner to get into the groove. But he does well to get back into the over, pinning Rahul back for the rest of his set.

15th over: India 31-1 (KL Rahul 14, Pujara 6). Oh, it is Hazlewood again. Thought they’d give him a break, but to be fair he has been the man most likely this morning. He’s still getting plenty of lift as Pujara shoulders arms. Three slips and a gully in place for him here. It’s a very good over, giving him a couple to look at in the corridor, then a couple on the stumps to defend. A bouncer in there too. It’s a maiden.

14th over: India 31-1 (KL Rahul 14, Pujara 6). Every over has an urgency about it this morning. Australia, through Cummins this time around, charging in. A superb bouncer nearly hits Rahul swaying underneath. In comes a leg slip, just to keep him honest. But he gets through the inquisition. That’s been a compelling hour of Test cricket as they nip off for a drink.

13th over: India 30-1 (KL Rahul 14, Pujara 5). Hazlewood again, his sixth over this spell. Probably his last too. Not a lot wrong, but sprays the final ball down the legside with Pujara getting something on it. A single keeps him the strike. Been a fine spell.

Vijay was drawn into the shot by a probing line around off stump from Hazlewood. Extra bounce & seam movement found the edge. #IndvAuspic.twitter.com/jVLuF7EvdS

12th over: India 29-1 (KL Rahul 14, Pujara 4). That is DROPPED! KL Rahul gets a chance when Renshaw moves tentatively to his left at first slip, as though he expected Wade to jump in front of him. It’s a bad error in judgment if that was what he thought; it’s very much the young man’s catch. I should add, it is Cummins back in operation from the southern end. After three overs of short stuff from him earlier today, he won the chance from this full delivery tailing away from the Indian opener. A lesson in that, perhaps. The rest of the over is quick but safely defended and watched by Rahul. That would have been huge. Woulda, shoulda, coulda.

11th over: India 25-1 (KL Rahul 10, Pujara 4). Hazlewood would have known that his window was going to close soon, into the fifth over of an excellent spell. It was essential that he got Vijay before taking a break. With that job done, it’s Pujara out there now. Following his double ton in Ranchi last week he has jumped to second place on the ICC’s batting rankings. And the shot he plays to open his account today reflects that fact, a classic cover drive.

There it is! After beating Vijay outside that off-stump a couple of times, then winning an edge in the previous over, he finally gets his man. It’s the quintessential Hazlewood dismissal, short of a length and moving away, a thin edge gloved by Wade. Thoroughly earned.

10th over: India 21-0 (KL Rahul 10, Vijay 11). Lyon races through his set to Rahul. The first delivery is the most threatening, winning an inside edge. But runs into the batsman’s pads rather than the stumps, in keeping with the theme of Australia’s morning. Nearly, but not quite. Lyon is happy to give it a bit of air, but Rahul not yet tempted.

9th over: India 21-0 (KL Rahul 10, Vijay 11). Josh Hazlewood doing everything but getting in the book. This is a superb spell. Vijay had to play at a ball pitching in line and moving away. There’s an edge towards Wade, but the opener has played it as well as he can with soft hands. It falls short. Earlier in the over, he lashed a cover drive to the rope when Hazlewood was ever so slightly full. Early days, but this is shaping up as a crucial contest.

8th over: India 17-0 (KL Rahul 10, Vijay 7). Spin it is to replace Cummins after just the three overs. Not what Smith would have been hoping for a half hour ago. Lyon given the first opportunity from the tweakers. And that makes sense given the bounce and carry in the track we’ve seen so far. But first ball, Rahul has played the shot of the morning. Advancing from the crease, he lays into a full-blooded drive on the up, bisecting the field and out to the rope. Lovely. A subsequent single gets Vijay up the business end, with Lyon reverting to round the wicket when he’s on strike. All a bit defensive, no? Anyway, a single to midwicket means Vijay retains the strike.

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7th over: India 11-0 (KL Rahul 5, Vijay 6). Hazlewood v Vijay. Another very tidy over from the big quick, forcing the batsman to make a decision to play or leave each time. Vijay’s judgment is sound throughout. His third maiden in four overs. Good contest.

6th over: India 11-0 (KL Rahul 5, Vijay 6). It’s clear that Cummins fancies himself against Rahul with the short ball. He’s upstairs again to start the over. A push into the posh side from a ball short of a length gets him off strike. Fuller to Vijay, he turns into square leg for another. Interesting to see how they use Cummins today with no seaming all-rounder to turn to as first change.

5th over: India 9-0 (KL Rahul 4, Vijay 5). An absolute beauty from Hazlewood to Vijay starts the over. Pitches middle and off, moves away off the seam, somehow doesn’t clip the stump after beating the edge. They look at each other at the end of bowlers follow through, share a bit of a shrug. Later in the set, he beats him again, fending at a delivery short of a length. He’s on here. But it’ll count for nothing unless the early breakthrough comes.

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4th over: India 9-0 (KL Rahul 4, Vijay 5). Cummins keen to test out Rahul short of a length then. Wade was required to make a goalkeepers’ save to the best of the set. Serious pace there.

3rd over: India 9-0 (KL Rahul 4, Vijay 5). So close! Vijay checks a drive but it balloons out to Warner at mid-off. He puts in a body-length dive, grabbing it on the half volley. Perhaps a foot in that. He’s on strike due to another committed dive, Lyon making plenty of ground from square leg to prevent the first ball of Hazlewood’s day going to the rope. Hazlewood responds with a bouncer, of course. But to end the over Vijay is back driving again, far more convincing than earlier in the over. It’s a blistering stroke, the batsman staying in his pose until the ball crashed into the advertising boards.

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2nd over: India 2-0 (KL Rahul 1, Vijay 1). Immediately off the mark, Vijay pushes into the covers. Maxwell misfields to ensure safe passage. Then Rahul gets off the mark himself tucking one behind square. Cummins then finds his length, Vijay carefully watching the rest of the opening over of the day.

Victoria off to a very good start in the Shield Final at Alice Springs.

#ShieldFinal: That's a half-century for Dean as the @bushrangers move along to 0-128. Harris 69*: https://t.co/aVItdenu5a

The players are out on the field.

Pat Cummins has the new ball in his hand at the Southern End. He’ll be steaming in at Murali Vijay. A massive morning for Australia. Here we go.

The modern age.

How good!?

- Tom Latham's in-close-running-one-hander to remove Faf du Plessis #NZvSA ^WN pic.twitter.com/8b2PtYvT6K

Serenity.

Dirk Nannes has returned from a look at the track. He shares Wade’s assessment that a few of those cracks are going to open up and could make it harder than it appears out there today. He also reflected on the serenity. Of course, in the Darryl Kerrigan twang. Next month it’ll 20 years since The Castle was released. Dwell on that for a moment.

You couldn’t dream up a more stunning morning than the one we have here today at HPCA Stadium. The views up to Dhauladhar Range aren’t impeded by a single cloud.

But inner harmony will only be possible for Steve Smith today if his bowlers can take ten Indian wickets. It’s that simple if the Australians are to retain parity going into the second innings of this decider.

Adam will be here shortly. In the meantime, get a recap on day one of the fourth Test here:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/mar/25/india-australia-gavaskar-cricket-fourth-test

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India move closer to Border-Gavaskar Trophy victory - as it happened

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  • India 19-0 at stumps on day four, requiring 87 more runs to win
  • Home side on brink of Border-Gavaskar Trophy win in Dharamsala

One final thing: here is the report from a dramatic day in Dharamsala.

Related: India close to Border-Gavaskar Trophy victory after Australia collapse

One of the great Test series of modern times will end tomorrow, mostly likely with an Indian victory. The home side took a stranglehold on this match by dismissing Australia for just 137 in their second innings, leaving them just 106 for victory. They cruised to 19-0 at stumps.

The damage was done in the afternoon and evening sessions by an accomplished team bowling performance. Umesh Yadav, R. Ashwin, and Ravindra Jadeja each took three wickets at dreamy economy rates to deny Australia any momentum.

6th over: India 19-0 (Rahul 13, Vijay 6) - Target 106

First change of bowling and it’s O’Keefe with the final over of the day. Blimey! His first delivery explodes out of the surface, belching dust and ripping past Rahul’s outside edge. The rest of the over is more predictable enabling Rahul to see out play from the crease with a straight blade.

5th over: India 19-0 (Rahul 13, Vijay 6) - Target 106

Better rhythm and pace from Cummins first up and he almost kisses Viyay’s outside edge as a result. The rest of the over isn’t too threatening until the final delivery thuds into Vijay’s front pad. An optimistic REVIEW follows and DRS confirms the ball was bouncing well over leg stump. Steve Smith is unhappy about something, not quite sure what, but umpire Erasmus is doing his best to mollify him.

4th over: India 19-0 (Rahul 13, Vijay 6) - Target 106

India’s openers are up for this challenge, defending with purpose and running with intent; Vijay’s scampered three an excellent example.

3rd over: India 16-0 (Rahul 13, Vijay 3) - Target 106

Cummins seems caught between bowling for away swing and the outside edge and attacking Rahul’s body, the outcome of which is neither nowt nor summat, as Yorkshire-folk would say. Everything looks a touch mechanical and out of sync compared to the rhythmical spells we’ve become accustomed to.

Overwhelmed, thank you to everyone for the kind words. pic.twitter.com/C2Ije0Upww

2nd over: India 14-0 (Rahul 12, Vijay 2) - Target 106

Vijay is off the mark early as well, driving Hazlewood behind point for two.

1st over: India 12-0 (Rahul 12, Vijay 0) - Target 106

India are off to a flyer! Three boundaries of varying quality from KL Rahul against the bowling of Cummins: an edge along the ground through gully, a glorious straight drive and a wristy flick, all earn four runs to power India off the start line.

Some correspondence during the innings break.

Vijay BG emails in a helpful guide for Tamil naming conventions. “As per Tamil naming tradition, the first name is the father’s name and the last name is your name. While Rest of India uses surnames, Tamilians don’t. Instead, we prefix our names with the first letter of the father’s name: eg. M Vijay and R Ashwin.”

@JPHowcroft if a test match elsewhere in the world was almost over inside 3 days, the curator would have some serious questions to answer..

Phew! That last half hour or so was hard to keep track of.

India will have six overs to bat tonight in their pursuit of 106.

Ashwin beats the inside edge of Hazlewood’s defensive push, hits the front pad in front of middle and umpire Gould raises the finger. A tactical DRS confirms ball tracking as umpire’s call.

After a chaotic final over, Australia are all out for 137, setting India 106 runs to win.

54th over: Australia 137-9 (Wade 25, Hazlewood 0)

Ashwin coming from around the wicket to Hazlewood and the third delivery is edged solidly to second slip who takes a sharp low catch. But, hang on, despite everyone jogging off the pitch, the umpires are stopping everyone. The TV umpire has overruled the soft on-field dismissal of out - with scant evidence in my opinion - and play continues.

53rd over: Australia 137-9 (Wade 25, Hazlewood 0)

What’s happened here? Wade has edged a sitter to first slip but Ashwin’s there, for some reason and he shells it like a novice. Poor cricket from India. Australia should be all out for a lead under 100 but Wade survives and punishes Rahane’s captaincy with a cut four and then a pulled two.

52nd over: Australia 131-9 (Wade 19, Hazlewood 0)

Ashwin returns with two left-handers at the crease. Wade realises it’s now or never and tries to smash every delivery. He picks up six over extra cover, two through midwicket, and accepts a single from the fifth ball. Hazlewood defends his solitary delivery.

51st over: Australia 122-9 (Wade 10, Hazlewood 0)

Yadav’s return to the attack has been the catalyst for this latest collapse. Excellent wholehearted fast bowler.

@JPHowcroft what has been a wonderfully compelling series looks in danger of finishing in slightly disappointing manner.

Wade takes the single off the first delivery of Yadav’s over. The second ball whistles past the top of Lyon’s off stump. The third is edged to second slip. Hook, line and sinker.

50th over: Australia 121-8 (Wade 9, Lyon 0)

Terrific bowling from Jadeja, he picks up his third - and 25th of the series - and Australia are staring at something ugly. They lead by just 89.

One brings two. O’Keefe can’t get to the pitch of the ball and his push to a textbook Jadeja delivery flies straight to silly point. Sharp catch by Pujara. India rampant.

49th over: Australia 121-7 (Wade 9, O’Keefe 0)

Wade, now nine from 78 deliveries, sees off a maiden from Yadav.

48th over: Australia 121-7 (Wade 9, O’Keefe 0)

Cummins dug in but for all his application the scoreboard failed to move much while he was at the crease.

Jadeja continues and Cummins finally mistimes a drive, edging a regulation catch to Rahane at slip.

47th over: Australia 120-6 (Wade 8, Cummins 12)

Umesh Yadav to mix things up after drinks. He begins beautifully, nipping one through Cummins and just over middle stump. The batsman survives though with the bowler failing to force Australia’s number 8 to play often enough.

Rahane's catch ... #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/HrByS2yezs

Gervase Greene has his right of reply during drinks. “Apologies all. If Ian Forth (OBO-34) is right, and my quoting of Churchill disenfranchised the original brilliant dictioner who said it, I regret. Fair call, oops and all that. Great that a Maxwell quote indirectly referenced his equally oddball but brilliant literary equivalent, Dr J.”

46th over: Australia 120-6 (Wade 8, Cummins 12)

That’s more like it. Wade sees out a maiden off Jadeja. The Indian bowler things every delivery is a chance. None are. The stifled cries and not-so-stifled appeals really seem to bear no reflection to the action. It must be irritating to bat against. Especially when you look up to see how great his hair is too.

45th over: Australia 120-6 (Wade 8, Cummins 12)

BOUNDARY! A legit one too! Smoothly driven from Cummins through extra cover to a loopy one from Ashwin. Roll out the bunting and strike up the band.

44th over: Australia 115-6 (Wade 7, Cummins 8)

Another maiden, but a couple of oohs and ahhs this over as Jadeja first beats Cummins’ outside edge and then finds it, but only enough to see it reach a diving slip on the bounce.

43rd over: Australia 115-6 (Wade 7, Cummins 8)

Ashwin thinks he has Wade LBW after beating the bat from around the wicket but the batsman had got far enough across to present doubt in umpire Erasmus’ mind that he was struck outside the line.

42nd over: Australia 115-6 (Wade 7, Cummins 8)

Cummins is playing like a man leaning over a pond transfixed by his own reflection, only to be jerked from his impending doom by an invisible bungy cord strapped to his waist. Most of this over he leans, prods a defensive push, and then rebounds back to his full height only to return to the same dance a moment later.

41st over: Australia 113-6 (Wade 7, Cummins 6)

Cummins nicks another single as the TV camera pans to some spectators in a very maroon-ish shade of purple, bringing about appreciative noises from Queenslander Matthew Hayden. You can take the boy out of Bundaberg etc...

40th over: Australia 110-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 4)

Cummins inside edges an early single off Jadeja leaving Wade to handle most of the over. A bat-pad catch appeal is turned down as Australia’s keeper continues to stand firm at the crease.

S Marsh's series average of 18.87 is the third lowest of his career; however his 517 balls faced is the second most of his career. #IndvAus

39th over: Australia 109-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 3)

Ashwin inviting Cummins to drive outside his off stump for three deliveries before switching around the wicket to test his pads. Australia’s spearhead is up to the task, playing with a straight bat to work a single to long on and keep India at bay.

38th over: Australia 108-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 2)

Wade getting forward and across to Jadeja, smothering any turn and bounce that might be on offer. The bowler responds with a variety of speeds and trajectories to keep the batsman guessing as much as possible. Wade uses his quick hands to adjust smartly. Another maiden.

37th over: Australia 108-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 2)

Cummins appears to be losing patience, driving loosely at the first delivery of Ashwin’s over. A thick inside edge for two next delivery calms him down enough to see out the rest of the over without much fanfare.

36th over: Australia 106-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 0)

Wade’s trying his best to rotate the strike but he can’t nurdle Jadeja wide enough of a fielder to complete the single. The last run was 23 balls ago as another rapid maiden comes and goes in the blink of an eye.

35th over: Australia 106-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 0)

Ashwin throwing them up to Cummins, waiting for the pitch to do the rest. The surface is not as dangerous to the right hander though and the handy lower order batsman props forward and nudges six regulation deliveries away.

34th over: Australia 106-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 0)

Jadeja cranks out a maiden to Wade, who, it’s fair to say is receiving his fair share of polite encouragement from the close-in fielders.

33rd over: Australia 106-6 (Wade 6, Cummins 0)

Australia’s lead just 74 as the first of the bowlers comes out to bat.

The thing I like most about Jadeja, and there is so much to like, is there is no correlation between him appealing and someone being out

Maxwell has fallen. He’s looked assured all innings but his attempt to pad up to Ashwin has proven his undoing. The ball spun more than he expected, failed to get outside the line enough to convince Ian Gould he deserved the benefit of the doubt for not playing a shot and the finger goes up. He reviews but DRS reveals ‘umpire’s call’ orange on impact and ball tracking. A timid end to a positive innings.

32nd over: Australia 104-5 (Maxwell 43, Wade 6)

Wade looks much happier against Jadeja, moving his feet freely, surer of the bounce. Until the final delivery of the over that is that pins him on his crease and has the bowler celebrappealing like a Zoolander extra l in a wraparound shades commercial. Erasmus keeps his finger down. Saved - just - by being on the umpire’s call of the line of off stump.

31st over: Australia 103-5 (Maxwell 42, Wade 6)

Ashwin to Wade is a contest that strongly favours the bowler at the moment. The batsman is surviving like a mole popping its head above the whacking line with his eyes screwed tightly shut and his shoulders hunched.

30th over: Australia 99-5 (Maxwell 42, Wade 2)

Maxwell sweeps Jadeja for four. Jadeja bowling around the wicket, Maxwell batting in a baggy green with the proud jaw and sunken cheekbones of a matinee idol.

29th over: Australia 95-5 (Maxwell 38, Wade 2)

Ashwin coming around the wicket to Wade and he’s found his crack, just outside the left-hander’s off stump on a decent length. He hits it early and rips one past the edge, and from thereon it’s a lottery for the batsman. Some jag, others don’t, somehow Wade escapes.

28th over: Australia 95-5 (Maxwell 38, Wade 2)

It seems like Umpire’s Call decisions annoy a lot of people, I’m not one of them. DRS was introduced to address the howler. There has to be a legitimate margin for error to retain the on-field umpire’s authority. If teams try to game the system and fail, so be it, it’s their choice to review.

27th over: Australia 93-5 (Maxwell 37, Wade 1)

REVIEW to the first delivery of Ashwin’s over to Wade. From around the wicket the one that Ashwin flicks from his fingers beats Wade’s inside edge, crashes into the flap of his pad and India appeal. Umpire Erasmus is unmoved but Rahane reviews. Height will be the decisive factor - and DRS indicates Umpire’s Call - Wade survives.

26th over: Australia 93-5 (Maxwell 37, Wade 1)

So, the series-defining session begins with Jadeja completing the over interrupted by the Tea interval following Shaun Marsh’s dismissal. Matthew Wade negotiates it smartly and gets off the mark with a single.

Yo, 2001, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but 2017 was one of the best series of all time. Of all time.

The first 4 eras of Aus cricket history:
1. The Golden Age
2. The Bradman era
3. The Border years
4. The Marsh experiment

Just a reminder, Australia lead by 60 with five wickets remaining.

Gervase Greene has emailed in some sage words.

“Can I just say (and I paraphrase Churchill with my nose pinched) that he who is tired of Maxwell is tired of cricket. I have a UK mate who plays bight-grade cricket who says everyone - yes, everyone - considers him the batting equivalent of Shane Warne. A slight overstatement, sure, but in fair weather or foul he is utterly compulsive, compulsory viewing.”

So more poetry to accompany your tea drinking. This one from Phil Withall:

“I’m not sure if you’re familiar with the works of William McGonagall, the famed Scottish poet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McGonagall . His is often cited as the worst poet ever to have graced the art. I’ll hold my hand up and challenge him.”

The Lyon of Young, a goat in disguise, uses his guile to mesmerise.

With ball in his hand and pride in his heart.

Thank you very much Russell.

This modern classic of a series continues to deliver. Like Hagler v Hearns both teams keep throwing punches only to wear a smack or two in return for their troubles.

And that is the session. It started badly for Australia with the early dismissal of David Warner and got worse as the Indian bowlers dominated for all bar a half-century partnership between Peter Handscomb and Glenn Maxwell. Umesh Yadav (two wickets) and Bhuvneshwar Kumar (the vital wicket of Steve Smith) did the damage early and now it’s the spinners coming into the fold. Australia lead by 60 and will hope to push that past 100 at the very least, but their chances of setting India an imposing chase are reducing by the minute. Taking you through the rest of it will be JP Howcroft, the lucky bleeder.

Australia in disarray now! Shaun MArsh has been off the field all day with a bad back and now he’s out on the stroke of tea. He attempted to turn a rising off break around the corner but gloves it straight to the man at short leg. Umpires call tea and Glenn Maxwell looks miffed. He’s fast running out of partners.

25th over: Australia 92-4 (Maxwell 37, Marsh 1)

The word out of the Australian sheds is that Shaun Marsh has a “jarred back”, and is far from his physical best, but he’s out there in the middle with a Test match on the line, and could make himself a hero for his country. Ashwin has three slips for the new man. I think he fancies a wicket here. Of note from earlier in the over: Pujara copped a nasty one in the shoulder while fielding at short leg when Maxwell swept powerfully. Much has been made of the spite in this series but the Australian was straight over to check on his opponent. Good stuff.

Ashwin strikes! That is a gem of a delivery from the spinner, who gets one to jump up out of the rough and the outside edge from Handscomb is very well held by the Indian captain at first slip.

24th over: Australia 86-3 (Handscomb 18, Maxwell 36)

More runs from the bowling of Jadeja, who doesn’t look any great threat until he keeps one lower than the bottom of Handscomb’s bat and almost castles him. The rest of Australia’s batsmen will be watching that with mild concern, but Nathan Lyon will have at least half a grin.

23rd over: Australia 83-3 (Handscomb 18, Maxwell 33)

Rahane concurs with my ramblings, it appears, because Ravichandran Ashwin is on for his first spell of the innings. He’s got a slip and a short leg for Maxwell, so the latter skips down the track and looks to play to the off side, where he is relatively safe. It’s a promising over from Aswhin, featuring bounce, turn, and a few big puffs of dust.

22nd over: Australia 82-3 (Handscomb 18, Maxwell 32)

With tea approaching, perhaps it is time for Ajinkya Rahane to give Ravichandran Ashwin a bowl. The Maxwell-Handscomb partnership is worth 51 from 76 deliveries once Handscomb essays a gorgeous cover drive to the fence off Kuldeep, and India’s captain would have to be concerned about this stand inflating further at its present rate.

21st over: Australia 77-3 (Handscomb 14, Maxwell 31)

With half an hour to go in the second session, both Australian batsmen have now found their feet, but Ravindra Jadeja is extracting some sharp turn outside the off stump. Good for Australia: he’s actually spinning it too much to take a wicket unless Glenn Maxwell does something really funky. Four singles from the Jadeja over. You rarely see him milked like that.

20th over: Australia 73-3 (Handscomb 12, Maxwell 29)

Two runs from the Kuldeep over, but more pertinently, an insight into the divine intervention that played a role in Steve Smith’s dismissal earlier:

Matty Hayden: "I'm a strong believer at the moment India has no idea how to get Steve Smith out"
Next bloody ball...

19th over: Australia 71-3 (Handscomb 11, Maxwell 28)

As well as being a potent wicket-taking option, Ravindra Jadeja also sprints through his overs and rarely costs much in the way of scoreboard damage. In that light, Peter Handscomb gets lucky here when he loses control of an attempt to cut and the ball balloons away through the vacant gully region for four. Jadeja’s final delivery is even better: it goes the other way to pass between bat and pad, then sails a few inches over the top of the stumps. Too good. Australia lead by 39. Any target over 175 will be challenging, I reckon.

18th over: Australia 67-3 (Handscomb 7, Maxwell 28)

Maxwell actually looks vulnerable to Kuldeep’s bosey, but in between times he continues to dominate the spinner. This over it’s another back foot stroke in the form of a cut, which Maxwell uses to expertly bypass point and pick himself up another boundary. Maxwell gets a little lucky from the penultimate delivery of the over, which is a straighter one he nearly pulls into the hands of Jadeja at a shortish mid-on. Another half a foot of carry and the Indian fielder would have snaffled that.

17th over: Australia 63-3 (Handscomb 7, Maxwell 24)

Jadeja has a slip and a silly point for Handscomb but the Australian defends with utmost confidence, so there is not even a thought of bringing anyone else in close to the bat. Well, at least until the final delivery of the over, which bobs up off the shoulder of the bat and flies wide of the silly point. That is encouraging for Jadeja.

16th over: Australia 63-3 (Handscomb 7, Maxwell 24)

Glenn Maxwell is going mad now. He drives Kuldeep for a boundary through cover and then, with his baggy green nestled jauntily, plants his front foot and hammers a towering six over long on. Welcome to Test cricket, Kuldeep. Earlier today I appealed for terrible poetry about Nathan Lyon and reader Adrian Holmes has delivered:

15th over: Australia 52-3 (Handscomb 6, Maxwell 14)

Spin from both ends now as Ravindra Jadeja appears for his first overs of the innings. Peter Handscomb leaves one that is angling in towards his off stump, which seems unnecessarily risky, but we should probably trust his methods given the way he batted in the second innings in Ranchi. He drives a single from the final delivery to retain the strike.

14th over: Australia 51-3 (Handscomb 5, Maxwell 14)

Kuldeep is on for a bowl now with his left-arm leg spin. He did Maxwell in with a gem of a wrongun in the first innings, so expect the Australian to be a little more circumspect this time around. An hour from tea Australia lead by 19 runs and the game hangs in the balance.

13th over: Australia 50-3 (Handscomb 4, Maxwell 14)

Hooley dooley! Glenn Maxwell has just played one of the crispest, most ridiculous back foot drives you will ever see, especially given the stakes. Kumar is the bowler and he’s a little short on a fourth stump line. Maxwell is back and across quickly and lifts his left elbow high before running his bat through a textbook stroke for four. Two balls late he repeats the feat, though this time squarer through point. It might be time for a rest for Kumar, but both Maxwell strokes are just sublime. Perhaps now the doubters are starting to realise what the Australian is capable of; in this over his defence is equally convincing.

12th over: Australia 42-3 (Handscomb 4, Maxwell 6)

After a brief break for drinks, Glenn Maxwell resumes with patient application before getting a lose one outside off stump from Umesh Yadav. The Victorian shuffles half a step towards the pitch of the ball and unfurls a confident drive to have it humming away past the rope at deep cover, then works an awkward one away from his ribs for a single to short mid-wicket. The drinks break will have helped him, but Umesh might be spent. He’s bowled a mighty spell so far, one that could prove match-turning.

11th over: Australia 37-3 (Handscomb 4, Maxwell 1)

Maxwell gets off the mark by flicking Kumar to deep mid-wicket for a single. “By my count this is the third time in a row Renshaw has been dismissed after being pegged back the previous few balls and then staying back too much,” writes Kabir Sethi. Not a bad call. It’s quite easy from the sofa, mind you. Speaking of easy, Peter Handscomb has just played a wonderful late cut off Kumar to pick up four. That can’t be as simple as he makes it look.

10th over: Australia 32-3 (Handscomb 0, Maxwell 0)

What a situation Glenn Maxwell confronts here: his team in dire straits, Umesh Yadav running rampant and the first delivery he faces cannoning into his shoulder as he tries to keep his bat away from it. “Test match cricket at its best,” says Sunil Gavaskar. It’s a cliche but it’s also true. Scores are now level but Australia have only seven wickets in hand. Not ideal.

Now Renshaw goes! Good news: my TV is now working. Bad news: Australia are collapsing to a remarkable degree. Now it’s Matt Renshaw who goes, poking around at Umesh and sending another edge through to Wriddhiman Saha. A ball earlier he’d been roughed up with another bouncer, now he’s on his way. Oh dear.

9th over: Australia 31-2 (Renshaw 8, Handscomb 0)

Now Australia have two first-time tourists at the crease in Matt Renshaw and the new man Peter Handscomb. With a big partnership they could make lifelong heroes of themselves, but their work is cut out for them. Right now Australia are staring down the barrel of a 7-10 wicket defeat, don’t you think?

Steve Smith departs! That is disastrous for Australia! He’d just hit Kumar for consecutive boundaries but now he’s gone – bowled for 17! Australia still trail by one run and their batting ace is gone. It was a shortish ball outside the line of off stump and Smith shaped to pull it, but in playing that stroke he drags an inside edge onto his timber and loses his off stump. He cannot believe it but one of the least threatening deliveries of a hostile opening bowling partnership has got him.

8th over: Australia 23-1 (Renshaw 8, Smith 9)

Never before have I been so aware of the fragile miracle that is satellite sports coverage. I still can’t see anything, but trust that what is happening is good. Please Mr Mudoch, please give me my ball back sir. Maybe we can reverse the normal process, and I’ll have the readers describe the game to me. Here’s Rowan Sweeney: “Enjoying the OBO and some Indonesian Cuisine, but David “Bats in the Wrong Kind of Bubble” Warner drives me crazy. Does anyone bother coaching him? I want whoever came up with the “Play your natural game” rubbish flogged!” I want the CEO of Foxtel flogged, personally.

7th over: Australia 18-1 (Renshaw 4, Smith 8)

I won’t lie, this isn’t an ideal time for the Australian broadcast of this game to cut out, but that is exactly the fate I’ve suffered in this over, so please bear with me. A good point from reader Scott Lowe as Kumar apparently produces a maiden over: “So why exactly did Warner play all four Tests, despite being useless outside Australia, and Khawaja did not play one?”

6th over: Australia 18-1 (Renshaw 4, Smith 8)

I don’t want to overstate it until the threat has genuinely passed, but already there is a sense of calm in Australia’s innings due to the presence of Steve Smith. Also, no doubt, Umesh isn’t quite producing the barnstorming deliveries that had Warner hopping around. Smith tucks him around the corner for two, and there is something worth mentioning at this point: no Australian can complain about this pitch. It’s carrying like a mid-80s WACA strip.

5th over: Australia 16-1 (Renshaw 4, Smith 6)

Kumar has three slips and a gully for Steve Smith, and India know they need to get the Australian skipper early. If not he’ll settle in for the rest of the day. Kumar is hanging them a good foot and a half outside off stump, which has been among India’s many unsuccessful strategies to Smith in this series. A fourth stump line, maybe, but not a sixth. Smith eventually gets one on his pads and turns it for a single with ease. Not much else about Australia’s start has been so straightforward.

4th over: Australia 15-1 (Renshaw 4, Smith 5)

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Steve Smith is a living legend at the moment, and only he would take the manic energy of this game and calmly turn his first delivery through backward square leg for a boundary. First ball. Incredible. I mean, it wasn’t Umesh’s best (on the pads, in Smith’s zone), but you still have to possess the wherewithal to put it away so ruthlessly without so much as a sighter. The last delivery of Umesh’s over crunches Renshaw on the shoulder as he loses track of it and ducks. Is anyone else a bit flushed and warm? I feel like it’s about 45 degrees and I’m sitting on a sofa 10,533km away from Dharamsala.

Umesh gets Warner! It’s not the paceman’s best delivery, but Warner is perhaps a little spooked by what’s going on and pushes hard towards a ball decking away from him, feathering an edge through to Saha. Review? Not in your life. Warner knows he’s gone, and drops his head as begins the slow march back to the pavilion. India’s pacemen are on fire.

3rd over: Australia 10-0 (Renshaw 4, Warner 6)

Get near a TV. This is spellbinding stuff. Did I say Umesh bowled the best bouncer of the series? Kumar has just topped it, fizzling down a nasty one to hit a startled Warner in the left shoulder. Ouch. That would have been painful. The Aussie didn’t have a clue, and the threat doesn’t pass. A ball later Warner edges thickly and Karun Nair dives to his left, dropping a very gettable chance at third slip but doing so in a way that almost brings Rahane into play at gully. The latter also dives to get the rebound, but can’t quite grasp it. How badly will that cost India? Sheesh. Warner gets a single in the process. This is brilliant cricket. Gripping.

2nd over: Australia 9-0 (Renshaw 4, Warner 5)

Holy moly. If you were wondering what David Warn’er approach would be, he’s just slashed Umesh Yadav’s first delivery of the innings for a Sehwagesque boundary over gully. A metre or so more and it would have been six. Ridiculous. Warner follows that with a single, which seems smart. No need to drown in honey at this point. Umesh sends a snorter past the outside edge of Renshaw – a ball too good to get anybody out. The ball is carrying through to Wriddhiman Saha with such bounce and pace that his keeping technique is closer to the Matrix than the MCC coaching manual. Umesh bowls probably the best bouncer of the series, whistling the ball so narrowly past the coat of arms on Renshaw’s helmet you suspect the Emu might have suffered a heart attack. Great over.

1st over: Australia 4-0 (Renshaw 4, Warner 0)

OK, we’re off in Australia’s second innings and it’s Matt Renshaw facing the first delivery of Australia’s second innings. Bhuvneshwar Kumar bowls it with three slips and a gully in place and Renshaw confidently defends it towards gully from high on his bat. Thereafter Kumar is getting nice carry and Renshaw gets lucky when he’s squared up, but with soft hands manages to angle the ball between third slip and gully to pick up four.

We’re moments away from Australia’s second innings now

...with David Warner and Matt Renshaw about to trot out to the middle. In the meantime, James Pattinson is having a fair old day in Alice Springs. He’s just claimed the early breakthrough for the Bushrangers and South Australia are off to a disastrous start.

Woah! In the #ShieldFinal, Pattinson has sent Dalton's off-stump flying. SA 1-0!

WATCH LIVE: https://t.co/aVItdenu5a

Score update from the Sheffield Shield final

Victoria have been bowled out for 487 and need only a draw to claim the Shield. In addition to Travis Dean’s 94, the 120 Marcus Harris made on day one and Rob Quiney’s 48, James Pattinson stepped up with 80 and keeper Seb Gotch 52 in a very patient partnership. Victoria lost 4-3 to finish off, and Chadd Sayers took 7-84 from 34.2 overs, taking his season tally to 61. He’s a marvel.

Caught Carey, bowled Sayers and that's it!

No. 7️⃣ for Chadd and Vic all out for 487. Great finish boys. #ShieldFinal

What will we get from David Warner when Australia resume?

“Now it’s up to Davey Warne to knock off that lead and go from there,” says his former team-mate Brad Haddin, but how far beyond knocking off those 32 runs Warner goes is the real question. The Australian opener played his best knock of the series with 56 in the first innings. Yes, that is damning him with faint praise, I know. Will it be a cavalier 18 here, or will he knuckle down and prove all the doubters wrong? His record in India is poor but a game-winning innings here would wipe the slate clean.

Once again @NathLyon421 picks up 5 wickets for . Another 5 in the 2nd innings please Gary.

We’ll take a break now, but it was another absorbing session of cricket. Ravindra Jadeja threatened to take the game out of Australia’s grasp, but his dismissal for 63 sparked a collapse of 4-15 as India’s tail stopped wagging. Wriddhiman Saha made a patient 31 from 102 deliveries but there was nothing much else to write home about. Pat Cummins finished with 3-94 from 30 overs of high quality fast bowling, while Nathan Lyon bagged 5-92 from 34.1 overs and deserved nothing less. More in a bit.

Lyon gets the final wicket! And that is yet another five-for for him. Kuldeep goes for a slog sweep but holes out to Hazlewood in the deep, meaning that India are all out for 332, a 32-run lead on the first innings. Lyon has his ninth five-wicket haul and we’re off for lunch after all.

118th over: India 332-9 (Kuldeep 7, Umesh 2)

Kuldeep looks genuinely good, in actual fact. Maybe he can do some damage in this little pre-lunch session, but Umesh will need to stick around for him, which is no certainty. It being Monday, Matthew Wade is straight into the latter, reminding him of his shortcomings as a batsman.

117th over: India 331-9 (Kuldeep 6, Umesh 2)

Hmm, we’re staying out there then? Umesh had no idea for the better part of what should have been the last over before lunch, shoving his bat in the path of the ball but rarely find luck in the way of making contact. But the umpires decide we’ll wait until the final wicket is taken before going off. We’ll have an extra half-hour.

116th over: India 329-9 (Kuldeep 5, Umesh 1)

Boomshakala! Kuldeep gets down on one knee to O’Keefe’s first delivery and sweeps confidently to pick up four handy runs. That was a batsman’s shot. Where he’s not so smart is in letting O’Keefe rush him to face up, and with 59 seconds remaining in the session as over is called, we will indeed have another from Cummins. Buckle in.

115th over: India 325-9 (Kuldeep 1, Umesh 1)

The Yadavs are both at the crease now, so I’ll go with Kuldeep and Umesh if that’s OK. The latter faces the music first up and works a single off his hip, trotting down the other end very slowly to ensure he’s off strike to the fire-breathing paceman. It’s been yet another superb spell of hostile fast bowling from Cummins. Now he even beats Matthew Wade when he whangs down a quite ridiculous bouncer to concede four wides. Personally I like it, but in a tight match his captain mightn’t. Cummins has 3-92 from 29 overs and India lead by 25 runs. With four minutes left before lunch, expect Steve O’Keefe to sprint through his next over and make sure Cummins has the last say.

Cummins gets another! Oof, that was a brute of a ball too. He hammers in a nasty bouncer and in the act of protecting his face, Saha gloves it skyward and towards the cordon, where Steve Smith moves around to take another catch. This is all a bit chaotic from India. They were bossing the morning 15 minutes ago. Now they might be all out before lunch.

114th over: India 318-8 (Saha 31, Yadav 0)

Debutant Kuldeep Yadav is the new man at the crease and keeps out the final delivery of the O’Keefe over. India did so well for 85% of this session but it’s falling away badly now.

Steve O’Keefe strikes in his first over of the day! Well that is a decent strike rate. It’s Kumar who goes, driving lavishly when he should be having a good look. The thick edge flies to the right of Steve Smith at first slip and he dives in the direction well to take a very smart catch. There was an amusing moment a delivery earlier when Matthew Wade greeted O’Keefe’s wares with this assessment: “Nice stock bowling!” He’s even sledging his own team-mates now.

113th over: India 317-7 (Saha 30, Kumar 0)

Bhuvneshwar Kumar is the new batsman at the crease for India and he’s no mug, averaging 22.63 in Tests and boasting a first-class century. He’s got a decent task ahead of him. If he can hang around for an hour with Saha, India could take this game away for Australia. If he nicks off early, who knows? Cummins has a decent head of steam up in this over but Kumar defends stoutly.

Cummins strikes! And it’s the danger man who goes as Jadeja gets forward with another attacking stroke but chops it onto his stumps to give the paceman a well-earned breakthrough. Finally! Thus ends an enterprising stand of 96 between Jadeja and Saha, who have India 17 runs ahead in the first innings. Game on.

112th over: India 317-6 (Jadeja 63, Saha 30)

Saha and Jadeja have added 94 runs in this stand as another Maxwell over begins. It’s a tight one, which is about the best Australia can hope for at the moment. As all that is happening, Daniel McDonald has kindly stopped by with some more cricket-themed Oscar nominations, as per below:

111th over: India 315-6 (Jadeja 62, Saha 29)

Crack! Jadeja gets hit in the helmet now, though it’s not quite as nasty as that sounds. He gets a short one from the returning Pat Cummins and shapes to hook it, but it deflects from his forearm into his helmet grille. Matthew Wade might be available for immediate comment, but he’s too far away from the stump microphone.

110th over: India 305-6 (Jadeja 52, Saha 29)

Matthew Wade is very unhappy about Jadeja’s half-century celebration, and demands that the batsman explain it to him. All that distracts from another exotic sight: Glenn Maxwell is on for a bowl! Sad times when you have to bury a lede like that. Nothing in the over can quite match the sword. I’m afraid the day might have peaked.

If India win this series Saha or Jadeja is player of series. If Australia win, Smith no contest - still might get it with a loss #INDvAUS

109th over: India 302-6 (Jadeja 50, Saha 28)

The singles continue to accrue off the bowling of Lyon, and replays of that LBW review are no kinder on the Australians. For one thing, the inside edge sound was very loud. I guess they’re contending with crowd noises too when they’re out in the middle, but it was an absolute doozy. As is a misfield from David Warner in this over, which hands India the lead and gets the home fans up on their feet.

108th over: India 297-6 (Jadeja 46, Saha 27)

Even the normally miserly Josh Hazlewood is being worked around for singles now. Mahendra Killedar arrives now via email with a question. “So at what point does this partnership officially migrate from ‘irritating’ territory to ‘annoying’ territory for the Aussies?” I reckon we’re about 15 minutes into annoying territroy, Mahendra. Josh Halzewood is bothering to sledge Wriddhiman Saha, so all is not well.

107th over: India 295-6 (Jadeja 45, Saha 26)

Nathan Lyon was all over the home side yesterday, but the momentum has swung against him now, and Steve Smith might even consider a change soon. Saha works a single to leg and Jadeja does so too. It’s all a bit too easy for the Indian pair. Time for some Steve O’Keefe I reckon. Or another burst of Cummins.

106th over: India 291-6 (Jadeja 43, Saha 24)

Hazlewood is down to a single slip now because Steve Smith is becoming concerned by the number of easy runs the Australians are bleeding. India could have been seven down with their tail exposed at the start of the day. Now they’re on the verge of passing Australia’s first innings total. Apparently Wade earlier told Gunner Gould to watch out for Jadeja’s sword as he approaches 50. Not exactly Dave Chappelle’s first HBO special, but the internet seems to believe that it was funny.

Again, annoying lower order runs.
Jadeja vu.#INDvAUS

105th over: India 290-6 (Jadeja 42, Saha 24)

Nathan Lyon has a slip and a silly point as he bowls to Jadeja, but he hasn’t really looked like taking a wicket so far because Jadeja and Saha are really warming to their task. Jadeja moves into the 40s by sweating on some width from Lyon and opening the face glide him to the fence at third man. This is quite a reversal of fortunes for the batsman; he was given out LBW to Pat Cummins from the first delivery of the day, but a review saved his skin and he’s making the most of it.

104th over: India 285-6 (Jadeja 37, Saha 24)

Australia are getting a little desperate for a wicket now, so the broadcasters cruelly hark back to Matt Renshaw’s dropped catch from late last night. As Matthew Hayden points out, it was as much Matthew Wade’s fault for standing too close and drawing the cordon in with him than the man who actually dropped it. Live, Hazlewood keeps loping in and hammering the ball down into the deck, from which he is extracting decent pace and bounce. The cordon are much deeper than yesterday but so far they haven’t had an edge to deal with.

103rd over: India 285-6 (Jadeja 37, Saha 24)

Moments before Nathan Lyon works his way in for the first delivery of the over, there is a real verbal skirmish between Australian keeper Matthew Wade and both batsmen, forcing Ian Gould to step in and tell Wade to pipe down. He doesn’t, of course. Only a pair of Josh Hazlewood’s socks would do the job there. Wade is like a drill sergeant taunting new recruits. Amazing what a half-century does for a man’s confidence. Jadeja keeps his concentration well enough to see off the rest of the over.

102nd over: India 284-6 (Jadeja 37, Saha 23)

Josh Hazlewood is back on to replace Pat Cummins and has another very enthusiastic shout from his first delivery, but the ball pitches well outside leg before rapping Ravindra Jadeja on the front pad. No dice. Soon after Jadeja slaps a late cut to deposit a rare Hazlewood half-tracker to the fence. The frustration continues for Australia a ball later when Hazlewood cuts the batsman in half. How did that miss the stumps?

101st over: India 280-6 (Jadeja 33, Saha 23)

Peter Handscomb does some very smart work diving to his right to snare a close-in chance, but there is no prolonged appeal from the Australians because it’s flown off the thigh pad without contact from the bat. Handscomb has really added a new dimension to Australia’s fielding in there at short leg. Add in Glenn Maxwell’s ground fielding and throwing and the tourists have lifted from quite dreary and pedestrian in the field to something above adequate. Surprising: this is now the second-highest partnership of the innings.

100th over: India 279-6 (Jadeja 32, Saha 23)

Wriddhiman Saha has three Test centuries this year and when he glides Cummins down to third man at the start of the over he also passes 1,000 Test runs and brings up the 50-run partnership with Jadeja. Soon after Jadeja gets three with a wristy drive through cover, and suddenly runs are a lot easier to come by for the Indian pair. Saha opens the face to the final delivery and gets a streaky four, though a deliberate one. Steve Smith has a bit of a headache here. This partnership is really blossoming on day three.

99th over: India 269-6 (Jadeja 29, Saha 16)

“Change of bowler. Right arm over,” says Gunner Gould, signalling the return of Nathan Lyon with some spin. A full toss first up allows Saha to pat a single down to long leg, then Jadeja drives to deep extra cover for the same result. Both of them are comfortable against spin, though Ravi Jadeja’s stats have always told us this isn’t quite so. After a few sighters Jadeja frees his arms and spanks Lyon over long-on for a big six. Bang!

98th over: India 260-6 (Jadeja 22, Saha 14)

Another LBW shout from Cummins, but Marais Erasmus shakes his head. It wasn’t the worst shout, but Australia have no reviews left. A little peeved, Cummins whistles a brute of a bouncer past Jadeja’s elbow but again the Indian swivels out of the way beautifully. Sunny Gavaskar is so happy with that leave he almost dies from the sheer ecstasy of it all. In among all that frothing, Cummins is putting in a helluva shift of fast bowling. Health permitting, he could be the answer to Australia’s wishes for a Ryan Harris replacement; both strike bowler and master of containment.

97th over: India 260-6 (Jadeja 22, Saha 14)

Hazlewood goes after Jadeja’s rib cage now but the Indian all-rounder shuffles back and swivels, both judging and executing his leave perfectly to get body and bat out of the path of the ball. He’s even smarter a delivery later when he opens the face of the bat for what looks like a single, but hares back for a well-read second run. Glenn Maxwell is thus forced to throw to the bowler’s end, and there is no chance of a run-out there. Hazlewood has a forlorn LBW shout to end the over, but it was surely sailing well past leg. The ump is having none of it. Leg bye.

96th over: India 257-6 (Jadeja 20, Saha 14)

Pat Cummins has been very sharp so far this morning. Saha picks up two runs by guiding the paceman through point, but a ball later he’s beaten all ends up and almost feathers an edge behind to Matthew Wade. At the risk of annoying people who don’t like hearing about commentary, I think even they will appreciate this gem from Sanjay Manjrekar: the former Indian batsman takes one look into the distance at the snow-topped cedar forests at the edge of the Himalayas – which provide such a stunning backdrop to cricket matches in Dharamsala – and says: “What a great movie it was, Cliffhanger.”

95th over: India 255-6 (Jadeja 20, Saha 12)

Hazlewood’s been right on the button, as per usual, but he strays onto Saha’s pads to concede a leg bye with his fourth delivery. Otherwise you can set your watch to his line and length. Or maybe your measuring tape. Anyway, you know what I mean. Jadeja finishes the over by cracking another straight drive but being a little bit closer to mid-on, David Warner is able to scramble across, dive and pull off the stop.

94th over: India 254-6 (Jadeja 20, Saha 12)

It mightn’t be the last laugh, but Jadeja gets back on track against Cummins when he cracks the paceman straight down the wicket and inches past the stumps at the non-striker’s end to pick up four. “As a pace bowler that is the biggest insult you can be given,” says Sunil Gavaskar, insult expert. I’m not sold on that. He over-pitched and got put away. Nothing more, nothing less. What Jadeja has done in this over is reacquaint himself with the concept of the leave. Not a bad idea.

93rd over: India 250-6 (Jadeja 16, Saha 12)

Wriddhiman Saha enjoys a far more convincing start than his partner, letting go a sighter from Hazlewood and then confidently driving to deep cover for two runs. Otherwise Hazlewood is digging it in short and forcing Saha to duck and weave, but there is no hint he’ll fend one to the cordon, which is currently two slips and a gully.

92nd over: India 248-6 (Jadeja 16, Saha 10)

The noise – and there definitely was one – was Jadeja’s bat clipping his pad as he attempted a loose drive. A few balls later Cummins has another throaty shout. LBW is the hope this time, but it pitched well outside the line of leg stump. Still...Jadeja is groping about like a rookie in the early stages. He takes another rusty swing at the fourth delivery, but misses by a mile. The Australian slips cordon coos as one, then Cummins cuts the Indian batsman in half with his next. What an over that was. It wasn’t until the final delivery that Jadeja finally got bat on one.

Jadeja’s version of the leave is easily my favourite. #INDvAUS

Erasmus has botched this one. Easy mistake to make first up. A lot of air between bat and ball. As you were.

The Indian has barely had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes and he’s already been given out! He reviews it, but Pat Cummins is very happy with himself.

We’re a few minutes from play now...and before anybody angrily writes in, yes I understand that Lyon and Ashwin have the same wicket tallies in this series, but I still think Lyon has bowled better. He’s taken his at at seven runs less per wicket than Ashwin, for one thing. Anyway, let’s do this.

Meanwhile, in New Zealand..

Kane Williamson has levelled the late, great Martin Crowe for Test centuries. But I bet he can’t rock a Reebok headband and wide-brimmed beige hat quite like the latter.

Most Test hundreds for NZ

Martin Crowe - 17
Kane Williamson - 17
Ross Taylor - 16
B McCullum - 12
J Wright - 12#NZvSA

Che Pujara’s ridiculous form...has stretched to 1,316 runs in 13 Tests this season. They’ve come at an average of 65.8, and taken in four centuries and eight 50s. He’s stopped by now for an interview now and rues the dismissal of KL Rahul late yesterday, which sparked India’s mini collapse. “It was a shame he got out after tea, otherwise things could be different for us,” Pujara says. “Nathan Lyon bowled well yesterday, but we still should have negotiated it...There was one session where we didn’t bat well.” You can say that again.

The local sights

I'm a hack with a camera, but this gives you a small taste of Dharamshala - the extraordinary town which will decide the series. #AUSvINDpic.twitter.com/5JosUpy1PU

Preamble

Hello all and welcome to day three of the fourth Test in Dharamsala, which promises to be a match-turning one. If so, it could prove series-deciding. As you well know, THIS. IS. IT. The decider. “This is a huuuuge day,” says Allan Border on the TV now. He’s said that every day of the series, to be honest, but he hasn’t been wrong by doing so. Each of these four Tests has been played at fever pitch. The pressure has been relentless, each twist and turn a doozy. Australia are now in with a shot of pulling off a remarkable Border-Gavaskar Trophy win. Nobody expected them to get close in this series. I certainly didn’t. I thought it would be a 4-0 sweep for the home side. So stick around, but also...don’t listen to me.

Russell will be here shortly, giving you just enough time to read how Nathan Lyon spun a web to trap the Indians in Dharamsala yesterday.

Related: Fourth Test: Lyon bags four wickets for Australia as India stagger in reply

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India blaze their way to 2-1 Border-Gavaskar series win - as it happened

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  • Home side claims back Border-Gavaskar Trophy as KL Rahul dominates

That is a wrap from me

But thank you for stopping by on what has been a disappointing day for Australia, who conceded the Border-Gavaskar Trophy. Thank you also for your company throughout this series, which has been claimed 2-1 by India. Want more? Here is the latest from the ground thanks to Adam Collins:

Related: India knock off runs to secure victory and claim series win over Australia

Actually, Virat Kohli will have the final word

And he’s donned his whites! Look out John Terry! “Unbelievable,” he says. “I think this is our best series win so far. The Australian team gave us a fight throughout the series. The way the guys kept bouncing back showed the spirit of this team. The maturity and the responsibility shown by all of the guys was very pleasing.”

The final word comes from the winning captain Ajinkya Rahane

“I really enjoyed it,” says the stand-in captain. “I thought our bowlers, batsmen and fielders all did well. Everyone did well.”

No huge surprises there, at least not at first. Smith made 499 runs for the series, including three centuries, and deserves his trophy and cheque. But then Jadeja gets the “man of the series” award, so I’m really not sure what they’ve given Smith.

Update: Smith is merely “player of the series”. He’s apparently not quite the man Jadeja is. Jadeja certainly shaded him for half-century celebrations with his sword-work.

Virat Kohli "I think this was our best series win so far." #INDvAUS

Four wickets and a valuable 63 in the first innings were crucial for India, though they don’t let him stop by for a chat. His performances did all the talking.

Steve Smith steps forward now for a word

“It was a maginficent series, and one of the best I’ve been part of so far,” the Aussie skipper says. “We played some good cricket in this series and had our opportunities at time... Credit to India for winning the series 2-1.”

Sachin Tendulkar is reasonably happy

...and we’ll have the presentation ceremony shortly.

Indiaaa Indiaaa Indiaaa Indiaaa!!!! #IndVAuspic.twitter.com/legRgX9JSk

No word from Steve Smith just yet, but it can’t be far away. First we wait for a kind of ‘This is your Life’ starring every figure in Indian cricket. What happened to interviewing the losing captain first?

A final reader email

It comes from Robert McLiam Wilson, OBO favourite. He’s a bit full of himself, mind you. “It’s painful to admit it, as your regular ‘funny’ emailer (always a ready quip and a sick burn), but there’s no comedy here,” he writes. “Because this may well have been the perfect series. Stunning cricket. There wasn’t a bad quarter of an hour. Well done everyone (OBO included).” Cheers Bob.

Most Runs #INDvAUS Series:

Steve Smith 499
Cheteshwar Pujara 405
Lokesh Rahul 393
Matt Renshaw 232
Ajinkya Rahane 198
Peter Handscomb 198

Che Pujara and KL Rahul stop by for a word with Ravi Shastri

“We wanted to win it 3-1,” says Pujara, not quite content with 2-1. “We are very happy. We wanted to be number one in the Test rankings and the way we’ve played has been fantastic.”

We’re waiting for word from the captains

...but in the meantime, here’s the match report:

Related: India knock off runs to secure victory and claim series win over Australia

India's last Test series v all teams:

Aus - Won
Ban - Won
Eng - Won
NZ - Won
Pak - Won
SL - Won
SA - Won
WI - Won
Zim - Won#IndvAus

All smiles as Virat Kohli and his men shake hands with the tourists

It’s been a spiteful series at times, but also offered genuinely compelling cricket. On balance India deserve this 2-1 series win. When it’s mattered they’ve been that little bit better, and they took their opportunities when they came to recover from a 1-0 deficit early in the series. Three first-time Test venues perhaps brought Australia into the series more than they might have been at grounds more familiar to the Indian side, but in a difficult series for batsmen India’s were just that little bit better. How sad it is that it had to end.

Rahul gets his half-century and hits the inning runs!

24th over: India 106-2 (Rahul 52, Rahane 38) - India win by eight wickets

23rd over: India 102-2 (Rahul 48, Rahane 37) - India require four runs to win

Steve Smith decides against a comedy bowling change and continues with Lyon, so we’ll probably see a bit of nudging and nurdling until India reach their target. Lyon has an enthusiastic LBW shout against Rahane but Marais Erasmus turns it down and the ball tumbles away for four leg byes beyond a diving David Warner. As Lyon bowls his final delivery of the over India need four, but Rahane doesn’t chance his arm, so Rahul will have a chance to reach that sixth 50 of the tour.

22nd over: India 95-2 (Rahul 46, Rahane 36) - India require 11 runs to win

One last roll of the dice for Steve O’Keefe, who has been a mostly solid and occasionally spectacular contributor for Australia on this tour. Rahane gives him slightly more deferential treatment than that meted out to Pat Cummins, but when the Indian skipper gets one down the leg side he feathers a glance down to the fence at fine leg. It’s all over bar the shouting in Dharamsala.

21st over: India 89-2 (Rahul 46, Rahane 30) - India require 17 runs to win

A rather beleaguered Nathan Lyon gets another over, and it’s a calm one compared to the pyrotechnics of the last, but Rahul gets a boundary with a more conventional stroke when he cuts hard forward of point. He’s within one blow of his sixth half-century of the series, which has been a mighty effort in a tough month for batsmen. Whatever the circumstances or conditions he’s stood tall for India.

20th over: India 84-2 (Rahul 42, Rahane 29) - India require 22 runs to win

Bang! Says Brett Lee: “What a ball!” (incorrect) “But what a shot!” (correct). Cummins sends down a 148kmph half-tracker and the Indian skipper belts it over cow corner with a mighty pull shot. Next up he shuffles down leg and absolutely creams another one over the ropes at deep extra cover. Oh boy, this is some kind of display from Ajinkya Rahane. He’s turned into Chris Lynn in the last few minutes. Virat Kohli – the man he replaced as leader for this game – has only lead by example with respect to his spiky persona. Rahane is doing it with his bat. His assault on Cummins suspended with a single, he looks around the arena and notes his side requires only 22 more to win. What a cameo this is turning into. Rahane is 29 from 16. Australia are cooked.

19th over: India 71-2 (Rahul 42, Rahane 16) - India require 35 runs to win

Nathan Lyon continues. He’s got a slip and a short leg for Rahul, so pursues a leg stump line. Rahul sneaks a single, but the bowling approach doesn’t change much, and Rahane also gets one to the leg side. An inside edge from Rahul as he drives brings leg gully David Warner into play, though not to the extent Lyon was hoping. This is slipping away from Australia as play stops for drinks.

18th over: India 67-2 (Rahul 39, Rahane 15) - India require 39 runs to win

Glenn Maxwell strikes again! What a weapon he is for Australia patrolling thew inner ring. Another direct hit from him has KL Rahul in trouble at the non-striker’s end but the Indian batsman just made his ground. Not so good is a half-tracker outside the line of leg stump from Cummins, who is belted around the corner for another Ajinkya Rahane boundary. The Indian skipper has all the energy of this match coursing through him but he’s channelling it to his side’s advantage. This target is being whittled away rapidly.

17th over: India 62-2 (Rahul 38, Rahane 11) - India require 44 runs to win

Lyon has full control of his repertoire early in this spell but Rahane looks to get after him immediately, sweeping with intent to pick up a single. KL Rahul then gets luck, pushing forward hard and sending a thick but some would say controlled outside edge flying away through the vacant gully region for a boundary. Michael Clarke is still on about the number of men out on the boundary. He’s certainly not shy about criticising Steve Smith’s captaincy, which is welcome in these days of soft serve punditry.

16th over: India 56-2 (Rahul 33, Rahane 10) - India require 50 runs to win

Pat Cummins continues with three slips and a gully in place for Ajinkya Rahane, but they’re unlikely to come into play while he’s bowling half-volleys. The Indian skipper gets forward with a straight bat and hammers the Australian paceman down the ground with exquisite timing. That’s four, and so is the next delivery, to which he steps back smartly to pick off a lofted pull shot. That second delivery was 148kmph and he didn’t quite nail the shot, but it fizzes away to the fence.

15th over: India 47-2 (Rahul 33, Rahane 1) - India require 59 runs to win

“What is going on out here?” asks Michael Clarke as Indian skipper Ajinkya Rahane gets off the mark with a single from the new bowler, Nathan Lyon. He refers not to the wicket-taking carnage of last over, but the fact Steve Smith has three men posted on the boundary. Everyone is a bit tense, it’s fair to say. Lyon beats the outside edge with a jaffa to finish his first over. People: breathe. I repeat: breathe.

Chaos! Maxwell runs Pujara out with a direct hit! Oh my word, what were the batsmen thinking? Pujara bunts Cummins into the covers, where Maxwell is on his toes and moves in quickly, and after a mid-pitch stutter and conflicting calls, Pujara eventually agrees to run though. A problem there: he’s still only halfway down the pitch as Maxwell gathers, takes deliberate aim and throws down the stumps with an emphatic direct hit. Holy moly.

Cummins gets the breakthrough! And it was a beauty – slightly short of a length, plenty of bounce and nipping away from Vijay, who was stuck on the crease and pushing forward with hard hands. Wade accepts the simple chance and things are now at least a little bit interesting. India require 60 runs to win and have nine wickets in hand.

13th over: India 46-0 (Vijay 8, Rahul 33) - India require 60 runs to win

Steve Smith has now seen the replay of last over’s non-appeal but for all his eye-rolling, it’s kind of his and his team’s job to be going up for half-chances at this point in the game. Adding insult to injury, Rahul rocks back to Hazlewood and creams a pull shot to the fence at deep mid wicket. An existential question re Australia’s missed chance: what is the point of Matthew Wade if not to go up maniacally for half-chances like that?

Glove? Not much of an appeal from the Aussies and no review either: https://t.co/1HG79qHddv#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/HswAGzaXFg

12th over: India 42-0 (Vijay 8, Rahul 29) - India require 64 runs to win

With the momentum ebbing away at O’Keefe’s end, the spinner is replaced by paceman Pat Cummins. That might have been the go from the start, to be honest. Immediately he gets a short one fizzing past Murali Vijay’s rib cage and Matthew Wade needs to scramble to his right to avoid any more byes. Singles come easily enough from there, and Vijay also unfurls a pretty cover drive for no run.

KL Rahul hasn't got a big score in the series, but has looked India's best batsman. No longer all or nothing.

11th over: India 40-0 (Vijay 7, Rahul 29) - India require 66 runs to win

Mmmmm it’s crack time. Josh Hazlewood hits one now to send a horror delivery thumping into Lokesh Rahul’s thigh pad. Then the Australian paceman squares his man up beautifully with one that goes on straight. Rahul is neither forward nor back, but will have a couple of nasty bruises as a result of this spell. Hazlewood also sends a snorter of a short ball rearing up past the outside edge and shaping away towards first slip. Rahul does well just to survive this over. There is one game happening at this end of the ground and an entirely different one at the other.

10th over: India 40-0 (Vijay 7, Rahul 29) - India require 66 runs to win

Steve Smith doesn’t have many runs to play with but he’s prepared to give O’Keefe at least one more over, and Rahul makes the most of it by slashing a square drive to the boundary off the first delivery. The only helmeted player in danger here is Peter Handscomb at silly point, though not when Rahul forcefully sweeps another boundary through square leg. He might finish this off by drinks. His analysis this series: 64, 10, 90, 51, 67, 60, 29*

9th over: India 31-0 (Vijay 7, Rahul 20) - India require 75 runs to win

It’s no real fault of O’Keefe’s (I’m not even sure why he’s bowling) but you feel Hazlewood is the man here. He’s getting the ball to swing in late and appreciably to the right handers, so attacks their stumps constantly. When he drops short Rahul plays a risky late cut and bisects the men at gully and third slip perfectly to pick up another boundary. A pained Hazlewood throws his head back in frustration, and he’s even more shirty when Rahul bunts a quick single to cover from the next delivery. Ravi Shastri is positing the theory that Matt Renshaw “dropped” the Border-Gavaskar trophy, then has the temerity to wish him happy birthday. With friends like these...

8th over: India 26-0 (Vijay 7, Rahul 15) - India require 80 runs to win

Somewhat surprisingly it’s Steve O’Keefe pairing with the paceman from the pavilion end, and Rahul gets going by turning his first delivery to leg for a single. Vijay does similar, stroking an attractive drive to the man at long off. With Rahul on strike O’Keefe has a slip and a silly point, and also some sharp turn; so sharp he beats both Rahul’s edge and the gloves of a badly-positioned Matthew Wade to concede four byes. That was horrible keeping work by Wade. It’s only the second over of the day and he’s already hopping around to his left with his leg in the air, completely off balance. Don Tallon would turn in his grave.

7th over: India 19-0 (Vijay 6, Rahul 13) - India require 87 runs to win

Josh Hazlewood gets us started on what will be denouement of this compelling series. His first ball is arrowed down the leg side, but Vijay misses the chance to flick it down towards the fence at fine leg. The Australian has changed ends from where he was bowling last night, and hopefully for his sake it’ll bring him the same sort of luck he had there in the first innings. He has two very enthusiastic LBW shouts when he has the ball tailing in to Vijay. Marais Erasmus turns both down, apparently believing they’ve hit the batsman’s pad outside the line, and that the second featured an inside edge. Very sloppy from the Indian opener, and perhaps a bit lucky. A promising start from Hazlewood.

The pitch

“I think the first half an hour is going to be crucial,” says Sunil Gavaskar, hardly causing an earthquake with his initial take. Of more interest is the pitch. There is still a fair bit of grass coverage, and decent sized cracks just short of a length. That is where Josh Hazlewood and Pat Cummins will be focusing their energies, and hopefully landing the ball.

A bit on Glenn Maxwell’s reemergence as a Test cricketer

“While he was at the crease we looked like we could build some kind of lead,” Allan Border says. Should he stay at No6 for Australia? “He’s showed enough that he should be,” says Brad Haddin. “He can move the game forward so quick. I think he needs to be given an extended run like we did with David Warner.”

A Sheffield Shield final update while we have time...

South Australia are in all sorts of trouble in Alice Springs. In reply to Victoria’s first innings score of 487 they’re 132-6 with Joe Mennie and keeper Alex Carey at the crease. Jon Holland has been the chief destroyer for the Bushrangers. He has 4-39 from 13.1 overs having dismissed South Australian batting stars Callum Ferguson, Travis Head and Jake Lehmann. James Pattinson has 2-28 from 13 overs to do the rest of the damage. The Vics only needed a draw to win their third Shield on the trot, but they’re on track for an outright win at this rate.

Preamble

Hello all and welcome to day four of the fourth Test in Dharamsala, where Australia are staring down the barrel of a Border-Gavaskar Trophy series loss. The task ahead for India: 87 runs to tick off with all 10 wickets in hand. Perhaps a few early scalps to Pat Cummins or Josh Hazlewood could throw the Kohli among the seagulls, but you doubt it. Since 1969 Australia have won just the single Test series in India, back in 2004. If they repeat the feat today it’ll be a minor miracle.

Russell will be here soon. Here’s yesterday’s match report:

Related: India close to Border-Gavaskar Trophy victory after Australia collapse

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England v Ireland: first ODI – as it happened

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  • England start the summer with a convincing seven-wicket win
  • Adil Rashid takes 5-27 as Ireland collapse from 81-2

Right, that is all from me. Hopefully Saturday won’t be so short and sweet. Might be clutching at straws here, but Ireland will be more familiar with Lord’s as a venue and a pitch – Tim Murtagh’s career has come almost exclusively from the Nursery End. For now, enjoy the rest of your Fridays!

A formality, but an important start nonetheless

Related: Adil Rashid bowls England to comfortable ODI victory over Ireland

“At the moment, I feel quite good,” says Rashid – man of the match by a distance. “Consistency has come from hard work in the nets and clear game plans.”

His best ball? He says that changes, day-to-day. Today, though, his googly was unplayable.

Apologies for the delay in getting to your email, Smylers. But, as you can understand, I needed a bit of time to address it. Here goes:

Since today is the first England match since the sad death of OBOer Dan Lucas in March, I presume you’ll be crowbarring as many Simpsons quotes and REM lyrics as possible into your coverage?”

This sums it up.

One of Irish cricket's worse days; all the worse for not being unexpected

20th over: England 127-3 (Root 49, Bairstow 10) As season-openers go, a formality. Ireland are better than this but, worryingly for them, England did not have to get beyond third gear. Adil Rashid did the work, Alex Hales and Joe Root added the gloss.

19th over: England 124-3 (Root 48, Bairstow 8) Think the dream is dead. A boundary from Root, followed by a three through the covers brings Bairstow on strike, who drives down the ground for four. A no ball, a single, a square drive from Rooooooteh, means we need three in 12 balls... [sad face]

18th over: England 106-3 (Root 37, Bairstow 2) That’s 21 needed off 18. Or, if you’re a fan of the seethe, we’re crossing our fingers for 20. Chase again finds an edge that pierces the cordon for four.

17th over: England 99-3 (Root 32, Bairstow 0) Potential hilarity afoot: after this over, play will be “extended” by four overs so that the runs can be knocked off. However, if in that time England are still short of the target of 127, they will break for 45-minutes. Oh and that’s a maiden...

16th over: England 99-3 (Root 32, Bairstow 0) Morgan goes and Chase nearly gets Root next ball... well, I’m being a tad generous there. There was an LBW appeal. It was sliding down. No one really went up with any conviction. Meanwhile...

CENTURY | A marvelous innings from @Rootdog22 gets him his first 100 in white ball cricket from 91 balls. 302-6 #WarksvNottspic.twitter.com/XA4lctz3x5

There it is – Chase gets Morgan. A touch of extra bounce means Morgan’s attempted pull lacks the appropriate control. Kevin O’Brien, running around from fine leg, takes a decent catch.

15th over: England 96-2 (Root 29, Morgan 10) Middlesex on Middlesex as Murtagh gets a go at Morgan. First ball of the exchange, Morgan pulls him through square leg for four. Murtagh gives him a look. Morgan replies with a smile.

14th over: England 89-2 (Root 26, Morgan 6) Two from the over as Chase seeks status with either wicket of the two England captains in right now. Lunch in 10 minutes, England 38 away...

13th over: England 87-2 (Root 25, Morgan 5) Morgan off the mark with a four that belies that lack of match-practice he’s had. Uses his feet to get to the pitch of Murtagh, returning for a second spell, and drives him down the ground with ease.

12th over: England 82-2 (Root 25, Morgan 0) Element of preseason friendly about that dismissal. Hales had his score and that was enough for him. Up he plops a catch and out walks Eoin Morgan looking for some time in the middle.

Very good catch from Bill Porterfield. Hales tries to pull Chase to Bath, but top edges as high as the floodlights. Porterfield watches it all the way down, diving forward to complete the dismissal. Chase has two.

11th over: England 78-1 (Hales 55, Root 21) From 33 balls, too: he gets there with his 10th boundary, foot forward, hands following, ball humming through cover.

10th over: England 69-1 (Hales 46, Root 21) Oooossh shot of the day from Joe Root. Hear me out: Full on off stump, cover reinforced, Root goes through with a drive and opens the face at the last moment to guide it through backward point.

ICYMI Adil Rashid did wondrous things

The second-best figures for an England spinner in ODIs: Adil Rashid's 5 for 27 https://t.co/ZH9UXPjvYM#ENGvIREpic.twitter.com/GznyHWCAYh

9th over: England 61-1 (Hales 43, Root 16) Just as we’re treated to some statistics on Hales’ weakness against left arm spin, he plays a near-perfect sweep to take Dockrell for four behind square leg.

8th over: England 55-1 (Hales 38, Root 15) Change from both ends: Stuart Thompson, right arm regular, starts well, with four singles taken off him. Nothing express, but enough control to make you realise that a few more in the bank and Ireland could have forced England to take some risks.

7th over: England 51-1 (Hales 36, Root 13) George Dockrell, once on the books at Somerset and fairly high up on the “next to be poached” list, is into the attack. He’s now plying his trade at Leinster Cricket Club, on the hunt for a county gig. A solid first over from the left-arm spinner is undone somewhat by a full delivery that Root threads behind point for four.

Meanwhile...

Root's in the runs but it's @Rootdog22 not @root66 with a maiden List A 5️⃣0️⃣ for @TrentBridge v @WarwickshireCCC in @OneDayCuppic.twitter.com/RW87OsOX7H

6th over: England 46-1 (Hales 32, Root 12) Mercy call imminent. More good work from Murtagh goes unrewarded as another Hales edge flies between the keeper and first slip. Fed up with poking around, Hales decides to put his front leg to one side and swing across the line for another four through midwicket. Finishes with a lovely cover drive. The three stages of Hales.

5th over: England 31-1 (Hales 18, Root 11) If the wheels came off the Ireland bus during their batting, then they’ve just been drenched by a lorry on their rainy walk home in this over. Hales gets a glove down the leg side but Niall O’Brien fails to take a simple catch. The next ball, Hales forces one, unconvincingly, down the ground for four. Chase, though, has overstepped, so Hales has another go off the free hit. CLUBBED for his fourth boundary of the innings.

4th over: England 17-1 (Hales 10, Root 6) Belter of a pitch, this. Murtagh gets the ball to seam and carry through at chest height to the keeper. Beats the outside edge of Hales with ease. Hales tries to upset his length by charging down the pitch but, like an experienced Matador, Murtagh gets it away from him again.

The seven wickets shared by Rashid & Root most by England spinners in a home ODI https://t.co/OmIhIYEGe6#ENGvIRE

3rd over: England 15-1 (Hales 9, Root 8) Peter Chase has a bit more pace than Tim Murtagh but nowhere near the control. So when Joe Root picks him for four through midwicket, he moves his line across and puts a half-volley on the plate of Hales, who chins him through cover.

2nd over: England 5-1 (Hales 4, Root 0) A DROP! Geez, England should be two-down. Alex Hales, heavy-handed, punches straight and loose. Thankfully, Tim Murtagh (Dial M to Middlesex ultras) isn’t able to change direction in his follow-through and take the catch. Two balls later, Hales is off the mark with a drive through extra cover.

1st over: England 1-1 (Hales 0, Root 0)

In among all that, not many had realised that the second ball was a free hit. Even the scoreboard had England 0-1 as Roy traipsed off. Thankfully, we’re just about up to scratch.

Haha what a farcical first over! Peter Chase bowls a no ball to start, Jason Roy tries to hit the free hit for 12 but also smacks the fresh hard white ball onto the inside of his left knee. Then, he casually flicks the ball to George Dockrell to midwicket - the only man stationed in the ring on the leg side.

Afternoon all. Pleasure to be back with you for the start of the English summer. Hope we’re all well. Not much time for pleasantries as the players are already back out in the middle.

Lunch is 2:30pm, so we have about 20 overs in this mini-session. The target is 127.

Adil Rashid finishes with 5-27 ... second best figures by an English spinner in ODI cricket after Vic Marks (5-20 v NZ in Wellington '84)

Ireland’s tormentor in chief Adil Rashid talks:

Feels good. Feels as though it came out OK today. I thought today as a team we bowled very well and we got our reward. I’m working hard on my game every day and trying to get better, and so far it’s coming out OK. I’m working on variations, working out strengths and weaknesses, trying to be one step ahead of the batsmen, and hopefully I can carry it on.

It’s over, and Adil Rashid has himself a five-for! Murtagh nails this one, but he doesn’t nail it hard enough and Hales does the honours and long on.

Niall O’Brien goes down on one knee to hoist the ball over square leg, fails to hoist the ball anywhere, and it thumps him in the waist! Ireland’s race is almost run here.

32nd over: Ireland 121-8 (N O’Brien 16, Murtagh 7) Wood returns, with England sniffing blood and sensing the possibility of an early lunch, and Murtagh eventually loses patience, swings big and gets a massive top-edge that flies off behind him and bounces a foot or so short of a rope. Undaunted, he has another go at the next delivery but gets nowhere near it. Why hold back, eh?

Our Geoffrey has just called this England one day side 'great.' Cannot print what he has said about Irelands batting

31st over: Ireland 115-8 (N O’Brien 13, Murtagh 2) Four runs off the over, all singles. “As well as Rashid has bowled, I’m not sure 113-8 is a fair reflection of the conditions or the bowling,” harrumphs Mike Atherton of the current state of the game.

30th over: Ireland 111-8 (N O’Brien 13, Murtagh 0) Root sprints through another over, at the expense of a single run.

29th over: Ireland 110-8 (N O’Brien 12, Murtagh 0)“Did the umpire indicate whether O’Brien was caught or LBW?” wonders Steve Hudson. “Because if he isn’t certain of the mode of dismissal, it should be Not Out, even if he was bound to be out one way of the other.” I’m afraid I’ve no idea, restricted as I am to what is shown on TV, but certainly the commentators were in no doubt that it had been an lbw decision.

28th over: Ireland 109-8 (N O’Brien 11, Murtagh 0) England’s spinners are making light work of Ireland here. Niall O’Brien has taken 27 balls to score 11, while at the opposite end five team-mates have come and gone.

This is faster from Root, and by the time Dockrell reacts to it it’s too late. Ireland are neck-deep in a fetid, stinking hole now.

27th over: Ireland 108-7 (N O’Brien 10, Dockrell 0) It seems Kevin O’Brien was out lbw, and ball tracking confirms it. Thompson comes out, edges his first, thrashes his second through mid-off for four and then is gone again.

This is lovely bowling from Rash! The batsman very evidently has not the slightest idea what the ball is going to do, and thus waves his bat at it timidly as it slides into off stump!

It is not immediately obvious if Kevin O’Brien was out lbw, or if he got a little bat on the ball and was thus caught. Either way, however, he’s got his marching orders.

26th over: Ireland 103-5 (N O’Brien 9, K O’Brien 4) Ireland want to bat their way back into the game, England want so many overs to woosh by before they do so that by the time they do they can’t.

25th over: Ireland 99-5 (N O’Brien 7, K O’Brien 3) A fifth successive over of spin, and a Rashid googly catches Niall O’Brien’s top edge but lands just short of backward point. Halfway through the innings now in terms of both overs and wickets.

24th over: Ireland 96-5 (N O’Brien 6, K O’Brien 2) Ireland picked a batsman-heavy team, and at this rate they’re going to need every one of them. Ten of the last 11 overs have been boundary-free, and three have featured wickets.

23rd over: Ireland 94-5 (N O’Brien 5, K O’Brien 1) It looked, as the ball looped into the air off Wilson’s front pad and Billings rushed towards it, as if England needed to catch it. But by the time it landed uncaught the appeal had already started and indeed concluded, with Aleem Dar’s finger up before the ball was down.

He didn’t get anything on it.

The batsman’s decision to review is instant, so he clearly thinks he got something on it.

22nd over: Ireland 92-4 (O’Brien 4, Wilson 1) It’s probably fair to say that Porterfield’s scratchy 45-ball, boundary-free 13 was not enormously helpful to the Irish cause.

Root does some twirling, and his second delivery does for Porterfield, who spoons the ball down the throat of Plunkett at mid-off!

21st over: Ireland 90-3 (Porterfield 13, O’Brien 3) Rashid continues, and Morgan executes a delightful diving stop to turn an easy couple of runs to a dot ball and a near-miss run-out.

20th over: Ireland 85-3 (Porterfield 9, O’Brien 2) Ball continues, and once again gets the ball to move away from a left-handed batsman – O’Brien this time – but with no reward. There’s another fine delivery to end the over, again just beating the bat.

19th over: Ireland 84-3 (Porterfield 8, O’Brien 2) There’s no easy way of saying this, but I missed the first half of the over because I was on the phone. Apparently I missed a caught-and-bowled near-miss, as Porterfield popped the ball straight back down the wicket, but it landed just short of Rashid, who was bowling his first over of the day.

18th over: Ireland 82-3 (Porterfield 7, O’Brien 1) Ball aborts his run-out as a particularly venomous gust of wind threatens to whisk him off to Oz, heads back to the start of his run-up, and immediately gets a wicket.

Is that the most B-dominated wicket of all time? Balbirnie tries to cut a ball that’s too close to his body, and only succeeds in top-edging it through to the keeper.

17th over: Ireland 81-2 (Porterfield 7, Balbirnie 30) It seems to be getting windier.

16th over: Ireland 78-2 (Porterfield 7, Balbirnie 27) Ireland have hit 12 boundaries so far, but have only hit boundaries in six overs. In other words, they have come in twos – and Ball’s third over starts with another pair, both from the bat of Balbirnie, who smashes the first square and then flicks the second fine off his pads.

15th over: Ireland 69-2 (Porterfield 7, Balbirnie 18)“There is a Jonny Bairstow sub-plot to the Ireland and South Africa ODIs,” notes Tim Sanders. “In 2013 he carried drinks for the Champions Trophy squad, played no cricket in June. It seemed wrong to keep a Bairstow in captivity and it did his form no good at all. I think he (along with Joe Root) is our best batsman when the ball isn’t coming through straight and true, but otherwise we have loads of big hitters in good form keeping him out of the ODI team. I’d rather he either played in the Champions Trophy team, or played county cricket, but I fear that he’ll once again he’ll have a cricket-free month.”

14th over: Ireland 68-2 (Porterfield 7, Balbirnie 17) That last-over edge apart this pair have looked pretty steady. Four runs in Ball’s second over, all singles.

13th over: Ireland 64-2 (Porterfield 5, Balbirnie 15) Plunkett comes on at the other end, and he swiftly finds the edge of Balbirnie’s bat. The ball flies straight to that non-existent second slip again, and off for a second successive four, the first having gone in a similar direction, but more deliberately. The bowler looks miffed.

12th over: Ireland 54-2 (Porterfield 4, Balbirnie 5) The first bowling change sees Ball replace Wood and he delivers the ball of the day so far, angled into the left-handed Porterfield and moving away off the seam, just past the bat. Lovely stuff, that.

11th over: Ireland 53-2 (Porterfield 4, Balbirnie 5) Willey’s sixth over. On Sky they say it is unusual for him to bowl more than five in a spell, or indeed an innings, and though this was true-ish over the winter in England he normally gets through his full allocation.

10th over: Ireland 50-2 (Porterfield 4, Balbirnie 2) The powerplay ends with a run of four runs in three overs, with Wood’s latest costing but a single.

9th over: Ireland 49-2 (Porterfield 4, Balbirnie 1) Singles off Willey’s first and final deliveries carry Ireland to the verge of a half-century of runs.

@Simon_Burnton England team has great batting, but they aren't going through a tournament without the bowling being clumped at some point

8th over: Ireland 47-2 (Porterfield 3, Balbirnie 0) Wood, bowling into the wind, abandons one run-up at the last moment, delivering instead a choice expletive audible through the stump microphones. Blown off course, presumably. Another fine over, though, with only a single off the last denying him a maiden.

7th over: Ireland 46-2 (Porterfield 2, Balbirnie 0) Sky’s team was talking pre-match about how Willey is able to find in all conditions, but so far this seems to be the exception. Even the wicket ball didn’t seem to offer anything other than an opportunity to score easy runs – but only if you get some bat on it. This looks a fine pitch for batting, but neither of Ireland’s openers are still around to enjoy it.

Low and straight, and when Joyce mistimes his attempted flick to midwicket the ball raps him on his pads and he’s gone!

6th over: Ireland 41-1 (Joyce 18, Porterfield 1) Joyce prods the ball to midwicket and sets off for a single, with Bairstow roaring in, gathering the ball and flinging it at the stumps, only for it to miss and zip off for a rather irritating boundary. From there, though, it’s good times.

Mark Wood clean bowls Stirling! More here: https://t.co/yTCYTXwuvipic.twitter.com/n398nSdGjY

Sterling mistimes this one, beaten by a nip of extra pace, and his middle stump takes a pasting!

5th over: Ireland 35-0 (Joyce 14, Stirling 20) Willey bowls straight, and Stirling bashes it back past him for four. Then he deliberately nudges the next deftly past slip for four more, and the third disappears through the covers. That’s three successive boundaries right there, with the bowler searching for movement, or indeed alternative sources of encouragement, and finding none.

4th over: Ireland 23-0 (Joyce 14, Stirling 8)“Two questions for the OBOers,” challenges Michael Avery, as Wood evidently hones his radar following a rather loose first over. “Firstly, who is going to win the Rav-Bop trophy for putting in an impressive performance against Ireland but not getting picked for a championship team? Second, what did Jake Ball do to justify being in the ODI side and why does he keep getting picked? Can we not all just be adults and accept that he’s taking Dernbach’s place in the side?” Relax, Ball’s only in the side on some kind of trial basis; if he’s still there come the Champions Trophy it’ll be because he deserves to.

3rd over: Ireland 21-0 (Joyce 12, Stirling 8) All the runs come off the first ball and the last: Stirling gets off the mark in brutal style, battering the ball through the covers, and then he edges the last straight into the hands of the man at second slip, who sadly for England does not exist.

2nd over: Ireland 13-0 (Joyce 12, Stirling 0) Mark Wood does the honours in over two, his first international cricket since last September. His second delivery is flicked down the leg side by Joyce and races away for four, and then his last is worked square with identical reward. “So is the heel reinforcement in Mark Wood’s bowling shoe, or does he actually have a reinforced heel and could therefore now be classed as a bionic man?” wonders Phil Sawyer. “That would be quite exciting, and technically I don’t think that bionic enhancements are actually forbidden in the Laws as yet.” Sadly it’s the shoe, unless there’s something they’re not telling us.

1st over: Ireland 5-0 (Joyce 4, Stirling 0) Joyce tries to work the ball to midwicket, gets a leading edge and watches it rumble instead past mid on for a couple. He then tries to work the next to midwicket, and actually does, for a single. The only ball anyone really goes for is the last, which Joyce smacks hard and true, straight to the man at square leg.

David Willey has the ball in his hands. Let’s [watch other people] play!

Out they come! We have international cricket on our dirty paws!

Mark Wood has a quick chat: “Mentally this one was probably the hardest of the three [injuries]. I feel like I’ve stood still for a year without progressing, so that was really hard to take. Then trying to get back almost too quickly. I’m pretty pleased to be back with the lads.”

He now has a reinforced heel to stop his ankle rocking, and tweaked his action to make a recurrence less likely.

So those teams in full:

England: JJ Roy, AD Hales, JE Root, EJG Morgan*, JM Bairstow, SW Billings†, AU Rashid, DJ Willey, LE Plunkett, JT Ball, MA Wood.
Ireland: WTS Porterfield*, PR Stirling, EC Joyce, NJ O’Brien†, GC Wilson, A Balbirnie, KJ O’Brien, SR Thompson, GH Dockrell, TJ Murtagh, PKD Chase.

“It’s an opportunity for Sam Billings to come out and [make himself] a potential replacement for Jos Buttler,” Morgan continues. “This year we need guys in form. It’s an important year, in the build-up to the 2019 World Cup, and we’re looking forward to it.”

“We were actually looking to bowl first,” says Eoin Morgan. “We don’t know what is a good score here and we don’t mind chasing.” Mark Wood returns, and Adil Rashid plays with Moeen Ali left out.

“It looks a good surface so we’ll look to make first use of that and get a total on the board,” says William Porterfield. “We’ll be looking to post a decent total.”

Sky’s broadcast just started. Looks a bit breezy.

Weatherwatch: relax, it’s going to be fine.

Hello world!

And so it begins. Another summer dawns, with the arrival of Ireland for a first-ever England-hosted series a titillating taster of a long and highlight-strewn few months of cricket, which will end some 75 miles and 147 days away on 29 September with another ODI, the last of five against the West Indies, at the Ageas Bowl. England are scheduled to be playing – assuming all Tests go to five days and they reach the Champions Trophy final, which is obviously lunacy, but you never know – on 54, or a bit over a third, of all days between now and the end of September. So rip up your diaries, cancel all engagements, and settle yourselves down. You’re not going anywhere.

Related: England will run through some ODI options in first home series with Ireland

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England v Ireland: second one-day international – as it happened

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Joe Root had a fine game with bat and ball as England won by 85 runs to complete a comfortable 2-0 series victory

That’s a good weekend’s work for England, who won both matches comfortably and will take encouragement from a number of individual performances. Their next challenge is a three-match series against South Africa in a couple of weeks, and then it’ll be time for the Champions Trophy in June. Thanks for your company, night!

Related: Jonny Bairstow turns on the style as England claim ODI series against Ireland

Wood arrows a yorker straight through Dockrell, a nice way to end a comfortable victory.

46th over: Ireland 243-9 (target 329; Dockrell 28, Chase 6) Chase flashes and flashes hard, edging Plunkett for four.

45th over: Ireland 235-9 (target 329; Dockrell 26, Chase 1) This is now Dockrell’s best ODI score, 26 not out from 27 balls. I have no idea what else to say.

44th over: Ireland 232-9 (target 329; Dockrell 24, Chase 0) Plunkett slips a couple past the outside edge of Chase, who looks like a No11 in nature as well as name.

Murtagh makes room to steer Plunkett’s slower ball straight to Ball at backward point, and England are one wicket away from victory.

43rd over: Ireland 231-8 (Dockrell 23, Murtagh 1)

42nd over: Ireland 227-8 (target 329; Dockrell 21, Murtagh 0) Plunkett has stealthily become an important member of this ODI side as a death hitter and old-ball bowler. He has superb figures of 6-0-14-2 today.

McCarthy goes cheaply. He clouted Plunkett miles in the air towards long-off, where Ball took an accomplished running catch.

41st over: Ireland 224-7 (target 329; Dockrell 18, McCarthy 0) An excellent over from Wood: three runs and the match-clinching wicket of Porterfield.

That should seal victory for England. Porterfield is bowled by Wood, missing a premeditated scoop as he walks across his stumps. He played extremely well, making 82 from 83 balls.

40th over: Ireland 221-6 (target 329; Porterfield 81, Dockrell 18) This is a superb and unexpected counter-attack from Dockrell and Porterfield, who have taken 32 from the last 13 deliveries. Dockrell pulls Ball for four and then Porterfield swings him high over wide long-on for six. Ireland need 108 from the last 10 overs.

39th over: Ireland 208-6 (target 329; Porterfield 73, Dockrell 13) Rashid almost gets a second wicket in his final over, with Morgan just failing to reach Porterfield’s top-edged sweep. A brilliant lofted off-drive on the run takes Porterfield into the seventies and then Dockrell blasts Rashid’s final delivery over long-on for six! Rashid ends with figures of 10-0-68-1.

38th over: Ireland 193-6 (target 329; Porterfield 64, Dockrell 7) Dockrell cuffs Jake Ball confidently through midwicket for four. It’s not patronising to say that Ireland have been much better today and that the game should end in a respectable margin of defeat.

37th over: Ireland 185-6 (target 329; Porterfield 62, Dockrell 2) Porterfield might be starting to think about a century, which would be pretty special for an Ireland captain in their first ODI at Lord’s. He already has nine ODI hundreds, a record for an Associate nation (I think).

36th over: Ireland 180-6 (target 329; Porterfield 59, Dockrell 0) “From an Irish perspective it’s great to see a better performance today,” says Fergus Carroll. “That so many of today’s team were part of the Bangalore victory in 2011 shows a level of consistency but also that we just don’t have the pool of talent to draw upon at the moment. Have any of the younger players played well enough to suggest there’s reason for optimism going forward? Hopefully Dockrell can rediscover his form.”

My knowledge of Irish cricket is not the greatest, but Tim Wigmore is an authority on the subject.

35th over: Ireland 179-6 (target 329; Porterfield 58, Dockrell 0) Ireland need 150 from 15 overs. You do the math.

Well bowled Adil Rashid. He kept his nerve and tossed the ball up, despite the six in his previous over, and Kevin O’Brien top-edged a sweep high to Ball at short fine leg. O’Brien goes for 18 from 10 balls, and that should be the match.

34th over: Ireland 175-5 (target 329; Porterfield 56, K O’Brien 16) Kevin O’Brien has gone straight into 2011 mode. He makes room to scream Root over extra cover for six, his second in the first five deliveries of his innings. Root ends his spell with figures of three for 52.

33rd over: Ireland 167-5 (target 329; Porterfield 55, K O’Brien 9) No messing from Kevin O’Brien, who slog-sweeps Rashid for six off the third delivery of his innings. He didn’t middle it but, with his power and the short boundary, he didn’t need to do so.

32nd over: Ireland 158-5 (target 329; Porterfield 54, K O’Brien 1) The new batsman is Kevin O’Brien, whose legendary 50-ball hundred took Ireland to victory over England in not dissimilar circumstances at the 2011 World Cup.

A third wicket for Root. Wilson slices a drive high to deep point, where Hales takes an easy running catch.

31st over: Ireland 153-4 (target 329; Porterfield 50, Wilson 13) Wilson sweeps a single to bring up the 150, and then Porterfield works a single to bring up his own fifty. Well played. Ireland have had a much better day than they did in Bristol, though the result is likely to be the same.

30th over: Ireland 148-4 (target 329; Porterfield 46, Wilson 12) Root continues and almost grabs a third wicket when Wilson drags the ball just past his off stump. Ireland are playing well enough but they need more if they are to win this game. To be precise, they need 181 from the last 20 overs.

29th over: Ireland 143-4 (target 329; Porterfield 42, Wilson 11) Porterfield is dropped! He tried to turn Rashid’s googly to leg and got a leading edge towards short extra cover, where Root put down a relatively straightforward diving chance.

28th over: Ireland 136-4 (target 329; Porterfield 36, Wilson 10)

27th over: Ireland 132-4 (target 329; Porterfield 34, Wilson 8) Rashid is generously providing one four-ball an over, in this case a low full toss that is driven crisply to the boundary by Porterfield.

26th over: Ireland 124-4 (target 329; Porterfield 27, Wilson 7) Root might do a 10-over stretch here. His sixth over costs just two runs. He is hurrying through the overs, the old Gloucestershire trick, sometimes even running back to his mark.

25th over: Ireland 122-4 (target 329; Porterfield 26, Wilson 6) Wilson pulls Rashid flat and hard for a one-bounce four. It was a dismal delivery that Wilson treated appropriately.

24th over: Ireland 116-4 (target 329; Porterfield 25, Wilson 1) In this short series, Joe Root is averaging 9 with the ball and 122 with the bat. Take that, “Sobers”.

Niall O’Brien dies by the sword, attempting a second straight six off Root but picking out Willey at long-on.

23rd over: Ireland 113-3 (target 329; Porterfield 23, N O’Brien 15) Rashid is bowling plenty of googlies to the two left-handed batsmen. So far they have played him respectfully, with four singles from that over.

22nd over: Ireland 109-3 (target 329; Porterfield 21, N O’Brien 13) Niall O’Brien swaggers down the pitch to launch Root back over his head for six. Shot! If Ireland win this, you suspect one of the O’Briens will be behind their victory.

21st over: Ireland 99-3 (target 329; Porterfield 19, N O’Brien 5) It’s time for Adil Rashid. His first ball is pushed sweetly through extra cover for four by Porterfield, who then survives a strange LBW appeal when he misses a slow-motion heave and is hit on the side. I think he was just outside the line.

20th over: Ireland 93-3 (target 329; Porterfield 14, N O’Brien 4) Root continues, racing through an over that costs five. Ireland need 236 runs from the last 30 overs at a rate of toomany per over.

19th over: Ireland 88-3 (target 329; Porterfield 13, N O’Brien 1) Hawkeye shows that delivery from Plunkett was just shaving the outside of leg stump. Niall O’Brien is the new batsman.

England are taking control of this match. Balbirnie plays inelegantly around a straight one from the impressive Plunkett and is trapped LBW. It wasn’t a million miles from missing leg, but it was given out on the field and Balbirnie walked straight off without discussing a review.

18th over: Ireland 86-2 (target 329; Porterfield 12, Balbirnie 2) Porterfield reverse-sweeps Root for four, then misses with the same shot next ball. The required rate is now above 7.5 an over.

17th over: Ireland 81-2 (target 329; Porterfield 7, Balbirnie 2) Just two singles from Plunkett’s over. You’d expect the two new batsmen to regroup for a wee while. England have squeezed Ireland impressively, with 31 runs and two wickets from the last 10 overs.

16th over: Ireland 79-2 (target 329; Porterfield 6, Balbirnie 1)

Joe Root, who dismissed Porterfield in the first ODI on Friday, comes into the attack - and this time he has got rid of Ed Joyce! It was smart bowling, a quicker delivery that skidded through to hit the leg stump as Joyce tried to hit inside-out. Joyce’s laboured innings of 16 from 43 balls is over.

15th over: Ireland 75-1 (target 329; Joyce 15, Porterfield 5) Joyce clunks a pull off Plunkett that lands just short of the man running in from deep midwicket. At the moment Joyce is seeing it like a Subbuteo football; he has 14 from 39 balls.

14th over: Ireland 72-1 (target 329; Joyce 13, Porterfield 4) William Porterfield (LHB) is the new batsman, and he gets off the mark with a flowing off-drive for four. This has nonetheless been a very good, order-restoring spell from Ball: 4-0-16-1. He’s a really interesting prospect who might become a key man in Australia in the winter.

Paul Stirling is given out on review. He tried to force a wide, back-of-a-length delivery from Ball that shaved the edge on its way through to Billings. It was given not out on the field, but England were certain he hit it and Ultra-Edge confirmed as much. That’s the end of a splendid innings of 48 from 43 balls.

13th over: Ireland 68-0 (target 329; Joyce 13, Stirling 48) Ireland could not have wished for a much better start than this. There is still plenty do - the required rate is above seven an over - but they at least have a chance. The match might be decided by how they play Adil Rashid.

12th over: Ireland 67-0 (target 329; Joyce 13, Stirling 47) Ball has settled into a good rhythm and has probably been the best of the England bowlers so far. He almost gets the first wicket, too: Stirling mishits a pull that loops just over the head of Wood at mid-on.

11th over: Ireland 62-0 (target 329; Joyce 12, Stirling 43) Liam Plunkett replaces Mark Wood (5-0-28-0) and Joyce edges him short of Rashid at third man. He and Stirling have each faced 33 deliveries; Joyce has 12 runs, Stirling 43.

10th over: Ireland 59-0 (target 329; Joyce 11, Stirling 42) Stirling boings his wrists to back cut Ball for four, another brilliant stroke that takes him out of the nervous thirties. Two balls later he misses an almighty yahoo across the line at a wide delivery. For the most part he has batted beautifully, with as much finesse as power.

9th over: Ireland 54-0 (target 329; Joyce 10, Stirling 38) Stirling’s flying start means Joyce can play an old-fashioned ODI innings, 10 not out from 26 balls. His objective is to bat through and make around 130 not out while those at the other end give it some humpty.

8th over: Ireland 52-0 (target 329; Joyce 9, Stirling 37) To the amusement of dorm rooms everywhere, Jake Ball replaces David Willey. Stirling, on the walk, is hurried by a short ball and lobs it safely into the leg side for a single. A good first over, two from it.

7th over: Ireland 50-0 (target 329; Joyce 8, Stirling 36) Stirling pulls Wood high over the leg side for four more. He was slightly beaten for pace but it was a safe enough shot. Two balls later, he nails a tremendous flat pull that goes for six. This is blistering stuff from Stirling, who has 36 from 24 balls - 34 of them in boundaries.

“I know pinch hitters are a bit out of fashion, but I like them,” says Gary Naylor. “As Sunil Narine is showing in the IPL, if you have a player (like Paul Stirling) who can make a contribution with the ball, it’s worth gambling his wicket in the Powerplay to get off to a flier. If he comes off (say at least 40 off 25 balls) one match in seven (because you should have seven batsmen in a white ball side), I reckon it’s worth it. Liam Plunkett should do it for England in T20s and David Willey in ODIs.”

6th over: Ireland 39-0 (target 329; Joyce 7, Stirling 26) After hitting 22 from his first eight balls Stirling then failed to score from the next nine, mainly due to Willey’s change of angle. Another supremely timed cover drive for four ended the drought, and the next ball swerved down the leg side for five wides. This is a perfect start for Ireland.

5th over: Ireland 30-0 (target 329; Joyce 7, Stirling 22) Joyce gloves Wood down the leg side for four, the only runs from a good over. England are bowling very straight, particularly to Stirling,

4th over: Ireland 26-0 (target 329; Joyce 3, Stirling 22) Willey gets the first suggestion of swing to beat Joyce outside off stump. He then goes around the wicket to the right-handed Stirling, a sensible change of angle that gives Stirling less room to free his arms. One from the over.

3rd over: Ireland 25-0 (target: 329; Joyce 2, Stirling 22) Stirling is off to a flyer. Two beautifully timed off drives for four off Wood take him to 22 from his first eight balls. This is his home ground and, as Nasser Hussain says on Sky, he knows that if you pierce the infield you’ll usually get four.

2nd over: Ireland 15-0 (target: 329; Joyce 1, Stirling 14) Those who didn’t know that Paul Stirling is a dangerous, meaty hitter have just been educated to that effect. He took boundaries off each of David Willey’s first three deliveries with a clump through the covers, a thumping pull and a lovely back-foot drive. No swing for Willey, so Stirling was able to throw his hands through the ball.

1st over: Ireland 2-0 (target: 329; Joyce 1, Stirling 1) Mark Wood, England’s wildcard, opens the bowling to Ed Joyce. A fit Wood would make such a difference to England’s chances in the Champions Trophy and the Ashes. Joyce works a single to leg, Paul Stirling cloths another single into the off side, and that’s the lot.

Anyone out there? Any nominations for England’s best-ever ODI reserve? They left Robin Smith out of the 1992 World Cup final, of course, but he wasn’t a regular reserve like Bairstow.

If you’re into the whole podcast thing, this chat with Eoin Morgan and Joe Root is quite splendid. Morgan, the quiet revolutionary, has been such an impressive influence on English cricket.

Hi there. It’s so easy to get carried away with the present, to be Brexiteers to the past, but even so… it is a long time since England last had an ODI reserve as good as Jonny Bairstow. He monstered 72 not out from 44 balls, continuing his wonderful form in all formats since 2015, to help England to a strong total of 328 for six at Lord’s. It is not an Ireland-proof score – we know that from the 2011 World Cup– but England will expect to win and wrap up this series 2-0.

50th over: England 328-6 (Bairstow 72, Willey 1) Bairstow hits yet another six, over deep midwicket, and then a four off the last ball. Like a true finisher, he finishes with 72 off only 44 balls. He made 42 off the last four overs, which is sensational stuff, whoever you’re playing. Ireland were good early on, then poor, then good, then blameless in the face of Bairstow’s blitz. The cameras zoom in on his sister Becky, who is clapping while looking unimpressed, in the great Yorkshire tradition.

So Ireland have to get 329, and The Wasp, which forecast 330 at the start, can be very pleased with itself. Time to hand over to our own ace finisher, Rob Smyth. Thanks for your company.

Rashid gets a top edge to give Ireland a much-needed breather. England are 317-6: game off again.

49th over: England 311-5 (Bairstow 62, Rashid 33) The pyrotechnics continue as McCarthy replaces Murtagh and Barstow turns into Viv Richards. He gets lucky with an edge for four, but there’s nothing streaky about the two sixes that follow – one over long-on, one square, both dismissive. That’s 44 off the last three overs.

48th over: England 294-5 (Bairstow 46, Rashid 32) Time for some proper fireworks. Bairstow plays a wonderful shot off O’Brien, a flat-bat back-foot off-drive for four that deserved at least eight. Then he hits a near-six which ends up as a three because Dockrell catches it on the boundary and has the presence of mind to throw it back onto the field as he himself is thrown off it. Rashid follows up with a flick for four to leg and a creamy drive into the covers. Proper entertainment.

And here comes John Starbuck again. “One thing about playing Ireland at cricket is that we in England are more likely to have Irish connections. I myself feel slightly more neutral than usual, owing to having been over there a few times and having distant relations too. It could be that we are not yet fully excited because their isn’t much cricketing history so a lack of statistics colours the match. We also want to see the Irish do well anyway, given their potential, but it may only last as long as they are underdogs.” Ah yes, the British love of the underdog. After Brexit, will that turn to self-love?

47th over: England 277-5 (Bairstow 39, Rashid 22) Murtagh is bowling with third man up, which forces him to bowl straight and begs the batsmen to explore the short leg-side boundary. Bairstow accepts the invitation with a one-handed pull for four. Murtagh takes his sweater with figures of 1-50. He would not have been flattered by 3-30.

46th over: England 267-5 (Bairstow 30, Rashid 21) Ireland are going for the world record for most bowling changes in a session. This is the 20th, as Chase returns for his ninth over. He concedes no fours, which is good going at this stage, so he’ll probably be taken off.

45th over: England 262-5 (Bairstow 29, Rashid 18) Rashid is enjoying this. He flicks a respectable ball from McCarthy for a classy four through square leg, to go with several ones and twos. The partnership is 33 already, off only 19 balls – the tempo of a T20.

Guy Hornsby has a question. “Am I the only one struggling to get excited about this game @TimdeLisle? It’s great for Ireland, but not sure we’ll learn much. I’m hungover.” No, Guy, you’re not the only one. The old postbag has been particularly threadbare.

44th over: England 250-5 (Bairstow 26, Rashid 9) Jonny be good now: he’s got 26 off 26, and everything but the sweep is in full working order. Nine off the over from Dockrell, whose travails are backing up England’s decision to leave out Moeen.

43rd over: England 241-5 (Bairstow 20, Rashid 6) As if hearing that question, Rashid answers it with a four through the vacant first slip off Murtagh. That’s either a stroke of genius or a streaky edge. Barstow caps it with a cut that somehow bisects the two backward points. England are back in the driving seat.

42nd over: England 230-5 (Bairstow 16, Rashid 0) Bairstow is bustling along, but England’s other keeper proves to be not a keeper at all, picking out the man at long-on. And, thanks to the IPL, there’s no Stokes or Woakes to bring us some last-minute mayhem. Can Adil Rashid add a few boundaries to all those wickets?

Another one, as Billings chips Dockrell’s slow left-arm over mid-on. It could have been six, but instead it’s a comfy catch for O’Brien at long-on. England 229-5: game fully on.

41st over: England 226-4 (Bairstow 12, Billings 7) Chase returns and Sam Billings shows his mettle with a rasping off-drive for four. You know a batsman means business when his bat ends up scratching his lower back.

40th over: England 220-4 (Bairstow 11, Billings 2) Pulling the strings confidently now, Porterfield summons George Dockrell, who comes within an inch of getting Bairstow lbw. Ireland have settled nicely now, and the short boundaries should give them a chance.

39th over: England 215-4 (Bairstow 9, Billings 1) Porterfield’s bowling changes are suddenly working wonders: he takes Murtagh off, brings McCarthy back, and persuades Morgan to join Root in the stymied seventies. Off the last three overs, England have scraped 9-2, which is very sporting of them. Sam Billings joins Bairstow, so after a pair of captains, we now have a pair of keepers.

One wicket brings two as Morgan chips into the covers and Ed Joyce takes a lovely diving catch. England are 213-4: game almost on.

38th over: England 213-3 (Morgan 76, Bairstow 8) Peter Chase is taken off straight after bagging that wicket, presumably to save him for the death, but it seems a shame when his tail is up. O’Brien, who has been less threatening, goes for a couple of twos. Mind you, most bowlers do against Bairstow, who is a magnificent runner.

37th over: England 207-3 (Morgan 73, Bairstow 6) Murtagh is still landing it in the right place, but Bairstow – or Barstow, as The Grauniad’s autocorrect longs to call him – is in such good form that he just pushes a length ball back past the bowler for four.

36th over: England 201-3 (Morgan 72, Bairstow 1) So Chase gets his man as Root, for the 21st time in ODIs, fails to turn a fifty into a hundred. But that was a formidable partnership of 140 at more than a run a ball, and it gives Jonny Bairstow the chance to bat for nearly an hour. He is fresh from walloping 174 in this format for Yorkshire.

Root dances down the pitch – and slams a half-volley straight to the man at mid-off. Shame. England are 200-3.

35th over: England 200-2 (Root 73, Morgan 72) Porterfield plays the only trump card in his hand and summons Tim Murtagh. But it’s not elevenses now. Root, using the crease, eases him for two, two and one, and the 200 is up. The Wasp was probably right: 330 is within range.

34th over: England 193-2 (Root 67, Morgan 71) Just when they could do with a big over, England take O’Brien to the cleaners. Root plays a crisp cut, picking his spot past backward point; Morgan stands and delivers, chipping a four over mid-off, and then pulls for four more. That’s drinks, the partnership is 133 from 128 balls, and the Irish Sea is looking almost as wide as it did at Bristol on Friday.

33rd over: England 179-2 (Root 62, Morgan 62) McCarthy again keeps England honest. He has 1-30 off seven overs, quite something against this pair.

32nd over: England 176-2 (Root 61, Morgan 60) Just when Stirling thought he was being parsimonious, Root plays a dancing cover-push for four and a pull for four more. He is a majestic sight in this mood. When he takes over the Test team, he will be the most elegant England captain since his role model, Michael Vaughan. Sheffield, where they make style.

31st over: England 166-2 (Root 52, Morgan 59) McCarthy, still bustling in, concedes only four. Second only to Murtagh among his team-mates, he can be proud of his morning’s work.

30th over: England 162-2 (Root 51, Morgan 56) After allowing Root to catch up, Morgan pushes ahead again with an off-shove off O’Brien, mistimed but still meaty enough to reach the rope. And that’s the hundred partnership, achieved with the greatest of ease. If you double the 30-over score, as England should do with so many wickets in hand, you get 324, which will be a mountain for the Irishmen to climb.

29th over: England 155-2 (Root 50, Morgan 50) Never mind Twenty20, welcome to Fifty50. The two skippers have added 95 already, without breaking sweat. Come on Ireland, conjure up a wicket.

Root hurdles a single to reach 50 off 57 balls, and off the next delivery Morgan swats a single to reach 50 off 49. Two captains’ innings at the same time.

28th over: England 150-2 (Root 48, Morgan 47) After the briefest of flirtations with spin from both ends, Porterfield recalls Kevin O’Brien, who keeps it immaculate for five balls and then hands Root a short one outside off. It is duly crunched for four to bring up the 150. You just hope Root is still doing this at the end of the longest summer.

“Re the first Brexit match,” wonders Gary Naylor, “can we make use of DRS to see if we can get a Not Out on review?” We’ve got to, haven’t we? The tide has turned against Brexit, and it just remains for the prime minister to spot this.

27th over: England 145-2 (Root 44, Morgan 46) Root plays the deftest of reverse sweeps, flicking a decent ball from George Dockrell over his right shoulder and past two gobsmacked fielders. Shot of the day so far.

26th over: England 138-2 (Root 39, Morgan 44) Stirling gets milked for seven, as off-spinners do. The sun has come out now. This is the first Brexit cricket match: Little England against a country that thought about turning its back on the European Union, and decided against.

25th over: England 131-2 (Root 36, Morgan 40) Just when the game was going to sleep, Joe Root hits a glorious straight drive back over Chase’s head for four. And that’s the halfway stage of an absorbing innings. This game is already far better than Friday, unless you’re a member of Adil Rashid’s family.

24th over: England 125-2 (Root 31, Morgan 39) Paul Stirling comes on with his off-breaks and hits Morgan’s stumps – but doesn’t dislodge the bail, as the ball has hit both pads on its way. England are still on top, but not out of sight.

23rd over: England 121-2 (Root 29, Morgan 37) Dockrell is taken off, with 0-24 off three, as Chase resumes. He does well, and England’s momentum is at least checked.

22nd over: England 118-2 (Root 28, Morgan 35) McCarthy restores order, conceding only two – a very Rootish cover drive from Root, well saved by the sweeper.

21st over: England 116-2 (Root 26, Morgan 35) A lap for four from Root brings up the fifty partnership in no time, or 45 balls.

I’m just wondering what the hell has happened to John Starbuck, when this arrives. “Tim,” yes John. “What hot drinks are consumed on the cricket field? Teas various, coffee (however elaborate, it won’t match the full range of coffee shops today), Horlicks, Bovril, Green & Black’s Hot Chocolate, or fortified milk drinks with a dash of hot water? Or rubbish sugar-filled junk? Does anyone out there have experience of this?” Starbuck at his best: not merely contributing but soliciting contributions from others.

20th over: England 107-2 (Root 19, Morgan 33) McCarthy keeps it tight-ish, which may also be the state of his hamstring. Sky keep showing shots of the ground taken from a helicopter, which must be maddening for the spectators. Perhaps Morgan could hit it with his next six.

19th over: England 103-2 (Root 17, Morgan 32) Morgan is enjoying this to an almost indecent extent. With that effortless six, he has 32 off 25 balls – and he usually speeds up through an innings, even more than most batsmen. Joe Root, meanwhile, is practising for being the England captain, adding a touch of sobriety to his exhilarating talent.

Morgan does it again, seeing Dockrell drag another one down and whacking it into the Mound stand.

18th over: England 94-2 (Root 16, Morgan 24) Barry McCarthy changes ends, but it doesn’t do him any good. When he drops short, Morgan sees it so early that he flat-bats a pull for four well in front of square. If he stays in for another hour, the game will run away from Ireland.

17th over: England 87-2 (Root 15, Morgan 18) Porterfield turns to spin for the first time in the form of George Dockrell’s slow left-arm, and Root helps himself to a couple of twos as Dockrell drops short. It would have been more had it not been for some fine sliding stops by Andy Balbirnie, patrolling the Grandstand boundary.

Hot drinks, I hope – it’s that kind of morning. Ireland have done pretty well, Murtagh especially, but Morgan is in the mood.

16th over: England 81-2 (Root 10, Morgan 17) Ireland take their slip out, and Morgan, the Irishman who got away, makes them pay with a delicious late cut for four. He joined England, you may remember, to play Test cricket. His best hope of playing some more of that may soon be to rejoin Ireland, who are expected to be granted Test status. But, for the moment, he remains a cracking one-day batsman.

15th over: England 73-2 (Root 9, Morgan 10) McCarthy keeps it tidy, restricting England’s two captains to three singles.

14th over: England 70-2 (Root 8, Morgan 8) Morgan’s six is the only excitement. It feels like a reproach to Roy for trundling along at an old-school tempo.

Andrew Benton responds to my question about how today’s contests should be ranked. “England vs Ireland – not much of a contest.” Harsh. “Man U vs Arsenal – not much of a contest, but the end of the footy season gets ever closer, hoorah! Macron vs Le Pen – could go pear-shaped with commentator’s curse.” Well yes, anything can: just ask Jason Roy. “But mostly, I’m looking forward to the Giro D’Italia. Will you be MBMing that this year?” Personally, no, but it’s a good question.

Out of nowhere, Eoin Morgan skips down the track and chips O’Brien over the rope at the pavilion end. Bold.

13th over: England 63-2 (Root 8, Morgan 1) McCarthy starts modestly, allowing Joe Root to crack a square drive for four, but then he gets the wicket of Roy, and later in the over he hurries Root into an ungainly shovel-shot. Game on.

Ireland’s surprise package, Barry McCarthy, lures Roy into a cover slap, which is sharply snaffled by Paul Stirling at extra cover. England are 60-2 and Ireland are suddenly on top.

12th over: England 55-1 (Roy 20, Root 1) Jason Roy has been uncharacteristically muted, playing second fiddle to Hales, but now is his moment and he seizes it with a stylish straight drive for four off O’Brien. He has 20 off 32 balls: expect the first figure to catch up with the second fairly shortly.

Ireland’s grass-green shirts are sporting the logo of Turkish Airlines. It may be the most incongruous sponsorship since the Chinese ping-pong team agreed to promote Dubai.

11th over: England 49-1 (Roy 15, Root 0) Murtagh finds enough movement up the slope to hit Hales’s leg stump with a ball that started off heading for middle-and-off. And then he has a decent shout against Joe Root with the same old trick. He has 1-16 off six overs, with no fewer than 28 dots.

Murtagh finally gets his reward for a superb spell as Hales plays around his nip-backer. England are 49-1.

10th over: England 45-0 (Roy 15, Hales 28) The bowling change I demanded comes to pass as Peter Chase goes off to lick his wounds and Kevin O’Brien comes on with his bustling medium pace. He has the broad beam that Fred Trueman considered essential for a seamer. On this evidence, he also has the miserliness of Murtagh. That’s the Powerplay done: England threatened to run away with it, but Murtagh had other ideas.

“Macron vs Le Pen?” snorts Gary Naylor. “French cricket with the googlies being bowled by Russia? Let’s hope Macron isn’t caught out.”

9th over: England 44-0 (Roy 15, Hales 27) Murtagh’s little masterclass continues with a nip-backer up the slope that beats Hales’s inside edge and flips the flap of his pad. Murtagh has 5-0-12-0 and deserves better. Meanwhile the cameras find some Irish jackets that are just as garish as the English, and Liam Plunkett signs autographs for some schoolboys who are in uniform on a Sunday. That’s a bit keen.

8th over: England 42-0 (Roy 13, Hales 27) Chase tries to bang it in, which almost worked in his first over. Now that Hales’s eye is in, it just produces two pulls for four. The other deliveries are fine, but after 4-0-32-0, it feels like time for a change.

7th over: England 34-0 (Roy 13, Hales 19) Hales is going at almost a run a ball, but living dangerously against the excellent Murtagh. He pops an easy catch to short leg, and another to deep gully. Had there only been a man in either position, he would be toast.

6th over: England 31-0 (Roy 13, Hales 16) Poor old Chase continues to leak runs without bowling badly. Roy punches a four through the covers and tucks a two off his hip. Ireland need a wicket.

5th over: England 24-0 (Roy 7, Hales 16) Another tidy over from Tim Murtagh, who has conceded only seven. A question for you: which of today’s contests are you most gripped by?

(a) England v Ireland

4th over: England 22-0 (Roy 6, Hales 15) Hales crunches Chase through the covers and then clips him for three. The cameramen tick two of the boxes in Lord’s bingo: the first bottle of champagne, and the first group of men wearing what passes for fancy dress in these parts – blazers in MCC colours, not so much egg and bacon as mango and strawberry.

3rd over: England 14-0 (Roy 5, Hales 8) Murtagh keeps it tight and beats Hales, running the ball expertly down the slope. The Wasp, Sky’s prediction machine, reckons England will make 330. That will depend on whether the weather has a bigger say than the boundaries.

2nd over: England 13-0 (Roy 4, Hales 8) Peter Chase, Ireland’s lone star on Friday, lopes in from the Pavilion end ... and bowls a big wide. Alex Hales pushes him through mid-on for four, almost plays on as Chase finds some bounce, and finishes the over with a cover drive for four.

1st over: England 4-0 (Roy 4, Hales 0) Tim Murtagh opens up from the Nursery end, has a shout for lbw (straight but too high), and gets thumped down the ground by Jason Roy. The boundaries seem to be indecently short.

This is the first big day for Lord’s latest stand, the Warner, which has been rebuilt. It was opened by the other day by Prince Philip, who, after listening to a talk about bats by Simon Hughes, promptly retired from public life.

When I started out as a cricket writer for The Independent on Sunday in 1990, the Warner was where they had the press box. It was a hopeless position, behind the bowler’s arse, when the bowler was at long leg. It was also deceptively cold: being in the corner of the ground that gets no sun, it didn’t warm up till July. But it did have, just behind the press box, a strategically placed bar.

The man of the match on Friday, by a street, was Adil Rashid, who persuaded a succession of Irishmen to miss his googly. This morning, the man of the moment has got to be Tim Murtagh, a wily old swinger who knows all about dank mornings at Lord’s. The same thought has occurred to the tireless Gary Naylor. “If Murtagh and co can hit the seam on off stump and Porterfield backs them with slips, it will be a very tricky hour for England.”

England resist the temptation to change a winning team, which is understandable but perhaps harsh on Moeen Ali. Ireland make one change, bringing in Barry McCarthy for Stuart Thompson, one seamer for another. You may not have heard of McCarthy, but he has two four-fors in ODIs, which is two more than Mark Wood, for all his pace, has in 50-over cricket.

Heads, says William Porterfield, and heads it is. He opts to have a bowl, for obvious reasons: “it’s a bit cold, and there’s a bit of cloud around”. Eoin Morgan confirms that he would have done the same.

Morning everyone, and welcome to the second day of England’s longest international summer. It’s as if we’re embarking on chapter two of War & Peace. Are you already absorbed, or finding it all a bit confusing?

The weather is murky, but the imperatives are clear enough. England need to carry on lording it and wrap up the first series win of the season, even if it will feel a bit like lifting the Community Shield. Ireland need to show they can compete after starting with a collapse worthy of Jeremy Corbyn. Cricket needs a clear sky and a proper contest, which probably means England batting first, if only to make sure the day lasts till teatime.

Tim will be here shortly. In case you missed it, here’s Vic Marks on the first ODI, won comprehensively by England:

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England win the first ODI by 72 runs after Morgan’s 107 and Woakes’ four wickets prove too much for the Proteas

Related: Eoin Morgan century sets up winning start for England against South Africa

We’re back again on Saturday. Join us then as England and South Africa ring the changes ahead of the Champs Trophy. Bye!

“If he scored no runs and took no wickets, I’d still pick him again. I have that much faith in him!” A strong statement from Eoin Morgan on Moeen Ali, who many felt should have missed out for Jonny Bairstow. Ali’s 77 from 51 balls gave Morgan support and allowed England to kick on to that 30 or 40 more that de Villiers thought was crucial. The two for 50 sealed the man-of-the-match cheque.

England's 72 run win is their second biggest win in terms of runs v SA & SA's second biggest run defeat since the 2015 World Cup. #EngvSA

“I was very excited at that time,” says AB de Villiers when South Africa had dismissed Joe Buttler. This was at the beginning of the 25th over, with England 198-5, having been 101-1. “I think they got about 30 or 40 too many.”

MOM Speculation time. Probably Eoin Morgan? It’s already 9:30pm so it’ll be one less interview to do. Shame he isn’t South Africa skipper, too. Moeen Ali (77* & 2-50) and Chris Woakes the rivals

Woakes 8-0-38-4

Took 3-20 off his 20 back-of-a-length deliveries
0-8 from 18 good-length balls#ENGvSA

WICKET! Rabada c Buttler b Woakes (South Africa 267 all out)

Wider, quicker and Rabada chases a delivery that he toes through to Buttler. Good catch, stretching to his left. Woakes has four and England have first blood!

“A good old-fashioned hack” says Bumble. That’s exactly what it was. Parnell pulls high and too straight allowing Mark Wood at mid off to get under it.

44th over: South Africa 266-8 (Parnell 19, Rabada 18) Oooo Rabada starts with a swipe through midwicket for four. Then finishes with a six over long off! What a strike.

43rd over: South Africa 253-8 (Parnell 18, Rabada 6) Plunkett’s back on to bowl his remaining two overs. He’s been the best on show, in my opinion. Found movement off the pitch when others couldn’t. Just as I finish typing that, Parnell plants his front foot and biffs over mid off (up in the circle), for four.

42nd over: South Africa 245-8 (Parnell 11, Rabada 5) Ali darts, Parnell reverse sweeps. Four to the score. Singles see out the over, including a lovely looking chip, right over Moeen Ali.

41st over: South Africa 236-8 (Parnell 4, Rabada 3) Joe Root comes into the attack to some underwhelming cheers. Think the Western Terrace are on the comedown. They may have perked up had Parnell hit his drive a bit harder and found Plunkett on the full, but it wasn’t to be. Neat over to start from Rooteh.

40th over: South Africa 232-8 (Parnell 2, Rabada 1) Ermmm.. Ben Stokes has dropped a catch. An easy one, too. Moeen Ali pitches one above the eyeline of Parnell who clears the front leg and hammers down the ground. Stokes is there, rushing, but is done by the flight and ends up chesting it down. Lovely touch for a big-ish man.

39th over: South Africa 230-8 (Parnell 1) Phehlukwayo survives an LBW appeal – umpire and the subsequent video assistance has it pitching outside leg – before sweeping Rashid hard for four. Tries to repeat the trick again and, you know what happens next... Rashid finishes with 2-69 from his 10.

Bowled around his legs, off his pads. Been that sort of day for South Africa...

38th over: South Africa 225-7 (Phehlukwayo 0, Parnell 1)As soon as de Villiers strikes that, he knows he’s not got long left. Nor have South Africa.

As I was saying... bit of flight from Moeen and, well, I suppose de Villiers has to try and go for it himself. Not a clean contact and Plunkett steadies himself at square leg to take a regulation catch.

37th over: South Africa 224-6 (de Villiers 45, Parnell 0) OK, so de Villiers has flicked a switch and I think we might be approaching that point in time when he just decides he’s going to win this. All hands, no feet, and Woakes is pumped to wide mid on for four. The bowler corrects his line but de Villiers skips down and gives it a slap shot through extra cover!

36th over: South Africa 216-6 (de Villiers 37, Parnell 0) Shambolic shots at one end and a confused AB de Villiers at the other. Wayne Parnell, who impressed with bat and ball for Kent earlier this season, is in for his audition of AB’s Next Top Partner.

Typically, Moeen Ali gets Chris Morris out on the reverse sweep, as he has done many times in the past*.

*There’s no real evidence for this, but it is scientific fact.

35th over: South Africa 212-5 (de Villiers 37, Morris 1) Not a bad comeback over from Woakes. Ideal, really – grubbiest ball of the lot picks up a scalp. Chris Morris joins AB de Villiers, needing to start strongly like a car full of chips.

Haha again! A loosener from Woakes is heaved to square leg and, once again, straight to the only fielder in the deep.

34th over: South Africa 208-4 (de Villiers 34, Miller 11) Bit of bite for Moeen means Miller can’t, or won’t, skip down to him. Two from the over.

“Gosh, it’s a small world. My knee has been playing up today too,” writes Damian Clarke. “Although it has been my right knee, so maybe the world is not quite that small.” I went for a run today so both of my knees ache. Does this count as an epidemic?

33rd over: South Africa 206-4 (de Villiers 33, Miller 10) And just like that, AB de Villiers is into the thirties. I didn’t notice and I’ve been glued. Flight outside off and de Villiers can get power Rashid, classily, through extra cover for four. Millers signs off the over with a six down the ground which has a spectator hurling himself into the black tarpaulin for the catch. Shelled, in emphatic fashion...

32nd over: South Africa 192-4 (de Villiers 27, Miller 2) Cheeky little reverse, dab-sweep from AB gets him three (Rashid hurls himself into the sponge to save the extra one). Like Rash, Moeen decides to finish with a long hop. However, AB doesn’t make JP’s mistake and finds four into midwicket. The asking rate is over eight, but de Villiers and go big and David Millers is, well....

David Miller in with SA 182/4. In a matter of minutes, you will hear him described thus: "Such a good, clean striker of a cricket ball."

31st over: South Africa 182-4 (de Villiers 19) “I too have had a sore left knee all day,” writes Phil Sawyer,” empathising with Stokes’ plight. “Sadly, England don’t miss my batting and bowling skills half as much. And yes, I’m using the word ‘skills’ there in its very loosest possible sense.” Rashid’s “skills” did for Duminy. There’s always a time and a place for “skills”.

Oh, JP. Rashid drags one short – really short – and Duminy’s eyes light up. Head to the skies, he slaps firmly across the line... and finds the only man out on the leg side!

30th over: South Africa 176-3 (de Villiers 17, Duminy 11) Five from the over mean it’s a fairly comfortable T20 chase of 164. Even with the absence of Stokes, England do of course have five who can bowl their straight 10. Joe Root might be able to burgle a couple of over, too.

29th over: South Africa 171-3 (de Villiers 14, Duminy 9) Rashid returns and it’s loose. Wide and down the legside to start. AB could let it go but he decides to put a bit on it for four in front of fine leg. Duminy then reads the googly, smoking it over cover. 10 off the over.

28th over: South Africa 161-3 (de Villiers 9, Duminy 4) Really seeing the value of Plunkett, here. Nowt in the pitch, but a combination of cross seam deliveries and Nordic shoulders is extracting a little extra from the ether. Duminy defends onto his foot and nearly pops a catch in the air. That kind of stuff

27th over: South Africa 159-3 (de Villiers 9, Duminy 2) Another expensive over from Mark Wood, albeit through searching for something extra rather than, say, being a bit rubbish. An attempted yorker is bunted down the ground by AB de Villiers. The Wood shuffle – running in straight then jumping wide of the crease – is picked off for four through wide midwicket.

26th over: South Africa 151-3 (de Villiers 1, Duminy 2) Weird one, that. The shot, that is. Plunkett’s work has probably deserved one in the wicket column. Have a look yourselves:

WICKET! @Liam628 gets Du Plessis caught behind for 67!

SA 149-2 #ENGvSA

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Two in two overs! Faf tries to work the ball on the leg side when Plunkett’s putting it outside off with a bit of shape away from the right-hander. A slight leading edge through to Buttler and that’s two new batsmen at the crease...

25th over: South Africa 145-2 (du Plessis 64, de Villiers 0) Good news: Amla’s out. Bad news: AB’s in.

From nowhere! Mark Wood with the breakthrough: full and a bit of movement off the surface traps Amla in front. The umpire originally says not out but Morgan reviews and the digital stumps are disturbed.

24th over: South Africa 143-1 (Amla 72, du Plessis 63) Five runs off the over from Moeen Ali – just about his economy rate for the last couple of years – but it’s looking quite easy for South Africa. They’re able to play him off the pitch and trust the bounce enough to play square.

23rd over: South Africa 128-1 (Amla 68, du Plessis 62) A graphic comes up showing that Faf du Plessis is averaging over 80 in ODIs this year, just as England fans start to fret. Morgan turns to Mark Wood for a bit of incision, but Faf’s fours through square leg and a skipped slash through third man bring up the hundred partnership from 98 deliveries with Amla. Not great when you’ve just lost a bowler and one of your openers goes for 12...

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22nd over: South Africa 126-1 (Amla 67, du Plessis 51) Moeen Ali takes over from the departed Stokes. Bit of loop, mixed in with a few flatter deliveries keeps both Amla and Faf watchful. Still, a single brings up Faf’s 27th ODI fifty.

21st over: South Africa 122-1 (Amla 65, Faf 49) That’s eight overs to find for Morgan. Luckily for him, Rashid is looking like he could give him a neat 10. However, without having to risk much, Faf and Hash get seven from this over.

20th over: South Africa 115-1 (Amla 60, du Plessis 47) Hmmmm... Stokes continues and it’s not great. The over itself is fine, apart from a short ball that Faf dispenses to deep midwicket for four. The pace is a good few MPH short and, at the end of the over, Stokes trudges off the field. Jonny Bairstow on as a sub.

19th over: South Africa 106-1 (Amla 57, du Plessis 41) Stokes is out on the boundary chatting to the England team doctor, stretching out his left leg. He’s popped a couple of pills so should be fine. Or distracted. An edge from du Plessis to Rashid falls just short of Joe Root at first slip.

18th over: South Africa 102-1 (Amla 55, du Plessis 39) Ah, here we are. The Million Dollar man Ben Stokes. Looks like a regulation field for him as he ushers third man back. That man is immediately in the game as a skewed edge – deliberate, to be fair – takes us to drinks.

PS: Ben Stokes is grimacing a bit here. Will keep a keen eye on any physio intervention in this mini interval.

17th over: South Africa 97-1 (Amla 53, du Plessis 36) Ooooo a whiff for England as Rashid gets Faf du Plessis to offer a leading edge... but through cover for four! Ah well...

16th over: South Africa 89-1 (Amla 52, du Plessis 31) Too straight from Plunkett and Amla steps across to tickle one down to fine leg for four to take him to his half-century. 49 deliveries for it, eight fours in there.

15th over: South Africa 82-1 (Amla 47, du Plessis 29) Four from the over, all in singles, as the run rate sticks about five and the required rate nips above seven...

14th over: South Africa (Amla 45, du Plessis 27) While Faf’s not picking Rashid, Amla seems to be having trouble picking up length from Plunkett. Extra height a factor? Mars’ two moons out of sync?

13th over: South Africa 74-1 (Amla 44, du Plessis 25) Excellent from Rashid as he does a number on du Plessis with the last five. Atherton reckons Faf is not picking him, retracting cut shots and not leaving the crease with any real purpose.

12th over: South Africa 73-1 (Amla 43, du Plessis 25) Proper Buddy Movie bowling partnership with Rashid and Plunkett. Twins is the one that springs to mind. Plunkett’s hitting the bat hard but looks to be waiting for one of these two to try and take him on.

11th over: South Africa 69-1 (Amla 41, du Plessis 23) Proper leggie’s over that, as Adil Rashid comes on immediately after Power Play. Starts beating the outside edge, drops one short that Amla punishes through square leg, then does him with the googly for an inside edge away to the fine leg fence. Ten off the over and yet the England fielders and fans “ oooo” then applaud as Rash finishes up. Imagine not loving leg spin?

WICKET! @chriswoakes gets de Kock, good catch @josbuttler

SA 33-1 #ENGvSA

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10th over: South Africa 59-1 (Amla 32, du Plessis 22) Good one to follow from Plunkett. Sends a couple down at around 85mph, hitting the splice and stunning Faf’s palms. Just three from it.

9th over: South Africa 56-1 (Amla 30, du Plessis 21) Eeesh. Think I made a bit much of Woakes’ frugality. Mother Cricket’s given a bit back. Three wide deliveries are sent to midwicket, cover and point. Woakes scorned, Faf motoring...

8th over: South Africa 42-1 (Amla 30, du Plessis 7) Change in the bowling: North East quick for North East quick as Wood makes way for Liam Plunkett. Immediately, Faf whips him behind square but good work from Moeen saves two. He’s got a lot on his plate at the moment, does Mo. Can’t rest on his laurels after a handy 77* and the 10 overs he’s about to send down...

@MichaelVaughan Yes you did. Which is why you deleted your tweet ! pic.twitter.com/8D3vDubDgV

7th over: South Africa 38-1 (Amla 29, du Plessis 4) A wicket to start and then a first boundary off his bowling to end Woakes’ fourth over. Ah well. Faf du Plessis, number three, hairless, finds a gap through cover point to get off the mark with a four.

Well he went for it, did de Kock. Woakes, though, wasn’t moving from his length. High and away to fine leg the ball goes... watch and taken well but Jos Buttler with the mitts.

6th over: South Africa 33-0 (Amla 28, De Kock 5) Amla doesn’t mind a bit of pace on the ball, it seems. Wood goes through midwicket twice and finishes in the covers (steady).

5th over: South Africa 21-0 (Amla 16, De Kock 5) Woakes yet to concede a boundary, or a two as it happens. Just managing to sustain a length that’s not conducive to driving. Get the feeling that soon de Kock is going to go: “hello, my name’s Quinton de Kock, and this is a ping over square leg for six”.

4th over: South Africa 18-0 (Amla 14, De Kock 4) Oh Mark. Full on the pads so Amla cocks the wrists and pulls the trigger through midwicket. Bread and butter. Wood moves to the posh side and Amla does the same through cover.

3rd over: South Africa 9-0 (Amla 5, De Kock 4) Quality operator is Chris Woakes, with the 1980s New York journalist hairdo to boot. Fair play to Mr and Mrs Woakes for rearing such an upstanding bloke. If I ever have kids, I might send them off to the Woakeses.

2nd over: South Africa 7-0 (Amla 4, De Kock 3) No boundary just yet, but a three and two get the Proteas into a groove. Mark Wood’s pace allows de Kock to punt in front of square for that three.

Bit of a half-volley, but Adrian Shankar’s Wikipedia is great, not least for the bits that are true:

1st over: South Africa 1-0 (Amla 1, De Kock 0) Just one from the over but only thanks to an outstanding bit of cricket from Eoin Morgan. Chris Woakes, opening up, puts one in Quinton de Kock’s half, which is enough for him to punch on the up through cover. But Morgan puts in the Superman dive and grabs the ball cleanly in his left hand. So continues a grand 2017...

England's last 10 totals batting first in ODIs: 339, 328, 328, 296, 321, 350, 309, 302, 444, 324.

Average: 334#Transformation#ENGvRSA

Evening all. What a delight/surprise that was. Didn’t think England would get anywhere near this score at 198-5 but Eoin Morgan continued to defy those who reckon he’s passed it (that was his third hundred of 2017, as it happens). Let’s see if the bowling’s up to scratch. It’s been the weakest suit in this “revolutionary” white ball period.

“I wanted to draw your attention to this gem on Faf Du Plessis’s Wikipedia entry,” writes George Potter on email. This is very much up my street.

50th over: England 339-6 (Ali 77, Woakes 6) The last over, bowled by Morris, goes for 13 - with Moeen swiping the last ball of the innings into the crowd! He has played a sensational innings of 77 not out from 51 balls, with five sixes. He made 65 from his last 31 deliveries, and as a result South Africa have a tricky target of 340 to chase. Vish will be talk you through their labours. Thanks for your company, bye!

49th over: England 326-6 (Ali 68, Woakes 2) With so little time left in the innings, I’d have been tempted to promote the fast-scoring Rashid or Plunkett above Woakes. No matter. Woakes gets Moeen back on strike and he pulls Rabada round the corner for four more. This is now his highest score batting down the order in ODIs; his centuries came while opening.

48th over: England 319-6 (Ali 63, Woakes 0) Moeen edges a big yahoo for four off Morris, to spoil an otherwise superb over for South Africa. Moeen has made 51 from his last 25 balls.

Morgan’s tremendous innings ends with a mishit to Duminy at mid-off. He played beautifully, setting the tone for the series and the Champions Trophy with a punishing 107 from 93 balls.

47th over: England 311-5 (Morgan 106, Ali 57) Eoin Morgan reaches a marvellous century in style, hooking Rabada for his fifth six. He’s faced just 90 deliveries. He is in some form at the moment. That’s his third ODI hundred in 2017; he made only four in six years before that. He doesn’t always get the respect or love he deserves in this country, but he’ll bloody well get it in my house! We affectionately call him the pyjama trailblazer.

46th over: England 298-5 (Morgan 95, Ali 56) Morgan makes it four sixes in seven balls for England, hoicking Phehlukwayo over square leg. A single bring up the hundred partnership, a beautifully judged effort from 73 balls.

45th over: England 287-5 (Morgan 87, Ali 53) Moeen hits Tahir for three sixes in an over! That is tremendous batting, which takes him to a 35-ball fifty. The first two were straight sixes and the third was lifted high over midwicket. Twenty-two runs from the over!

“You can’t put vinyl on shuffle?” sniffs Phil Sawyer. “Tell my turntable from the early 90s that. The needle used to jump around like a House of Pain tribute act. I had to weigh it down with pennies blu-tacked on just to try to get through one side of an album in the manner the musicians intended.”

44th over: England 265-5 (Morgan 86, Ali 32) Phehlukwayo bowls a splendid eighth over, just four singles from it. South Africa have had a degree of control throughout this innings.

“‘The role of No7 batsman in this format is both difficult and vital’,” says Peter Hillmore, quoting me, myself and I. “Why?”

43rd over: England 261-5 (Morgan 82, Ali 30) Moeen drives Tahir to mid-off, where de Villiers lets the ball go through his legs for four. That’s the only boundary from the over, which yields seven.

“Any great sledges from the 90s?” says Andrew Benton. “I found some undated ones here - The 25 Best Ashes Sledges. Teams should employ professional sledge-writers; wonder if there’s a chance of that.”

42nd over: England 254-5 (Morgan 81, Ali 22) Five from Phehlukwayo’s over; nothing to see here. England will still have hopes of 325, especially with the power they have down the order.

“Hugh Maguire (over 35) points the finger at streaming for the decline of the carefully crafted album,” says Martin Bramhill. “Whilst I would agree with him that this pernicious playlisting nonsense the kids like is one of the heralds of the End Times, I would argue that the decline of the album started with the compact disc. The issue is not about its physical deficiencies compared to vinyl (which are legion), but rather the existence of 80 mins or so of space that bands then felt compelled to fill. Previously a single album would contain around 44-45 minutes of music at the most and therefore a more ruthless approach to editing was required. At 80 minutes, the album could now contain a whole load of stuff that previously would have been relegated to b-sides or the vault. Albums became too long with too much filler, so the listener was almost forced to skip tracks to avoid boredom. Streaming and playlisting is the inevitable consequence of this change to listening habits.”

41st over: England 249-5 (Morgan 80, Ali 22) Parnell goes around the wicket to Moeen, who has so far had very little room to free his arms. So Moeen improvises, running down the wicket to pick Parnell up for a big six over midwicket. Later in the over he walks across his stumps to flash a pull behind square for four more. Splendid stuff from Moeen.

40th over: England 237-5 (Morgan 79, Ali 12) Phehlukwayo returns to the attack. South Africa get their field wrong, with not enough men inside the circle, so that’s a no-ball and a free hit. Morgan makes the most of it, belabouring a slower ball over midwicket for six. Eleven from the over.

39th over: England 226-5 (Morgan 72, Ali 10) Moeen can’t quite get going at the moment. He steals a very risky single to Duminy and is short of his crease when the throw whistles wide of the stumps. The role of No7 batsman in this format is both difficult and vital. Ideally Moeen would open but his temperament, flexibility and strokeplay make him a decent option. Sam Billings is probably best suited to the role but England need the sixth bowler.

“35th-over score???” says John Starbuck. “286 for 5? I know Homer nods sometimes, along with OBO writers under pressure, but that really does look like a wish.”

38th over: England 222-5 (Morgan 70, Ali 8) Morgan uses those rubber wrists to clatter a short ball from Duminy behind square on the off side for four. Beautiful shot. He is chasing his third century in the last eight ODI; before that he had scored two in around 60 games. There are worse times to hit form.

37th over: England 213-5 (Morgan 62, Ali 7) Morgan is surprised by an excellent short ball from Morris that takes the glove and flies through the vacant slip area for a single.

36th over: England 206-5 (Morgan 60, Ali 5) Duminy (4-0-19-0) replaces Tahir. His second ball is wide of leg stump and swept fine for four by Morgan, who has played extremely well for his 60 not out from 58 balls. England might need him to double that if they are to win this game, however.

35th over: England 202-5 (Morgan 55, Ali 4) That was almost another wicket for Morris. Moeen waved a short ball just wide of the man flying to his left at backward point and away for four.

“Things to be nostalgic about: the album,” says Hugh Maguire. “No, not albums named “the best ‘whatever’ album in the world, ever” but albums. Streaming music has led to the decline of a carefully crafted album as a musical journey and made way for the playlist. This is a travesty and an example of the trend of democratisation proving that just because you can give people a choice it doesn’t mean you should.”

This is a huge wicket for South Africa. Buttler pings the new bowler Morris round the corner and straight to leg gully, where Miller takes another very smart catch. That, as Mike Atherton says on Sky, is terrific cricket from South Africa - they had a number of close fielders for Buttler in an attempt to get him out before he got them. They succeeded.

34th over: England 198-4 (Morgan 55, Buttler 7) Morgan mistimes a pull off Tahir that teases long-on before landing short of him. <Kidsthesedays> Buttler gets off the mark with a reverse sweep </kidsthesedays> and then clips a full toss lazily for four.

“In response to your comment (30th over) about England goal keeper kits from 1996, can I just add, as the proud owner for 20+ years of one of those Sondico technicolour houndstooth/vaguely Aztec print goalie tops, there’s nothing wrong with them,” says John Foster. “I’m a pretty big deal in the children’s birthday party entertainment business.”

33rd over: England 190-4 (Morgan 53, Buttler 0) Stokes really nailed that shot so it was a good catch from Miller. South Africa have timed their wickets extremely well today.“Afternoon Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “You want some 90s nostalgia? Well I would, but I’m afraid I’m too sexy for all that nonsense. No way I’m reminiscing.”

Stokes sweet-spots a pull off Rabada towards deep midwicket, where Miller takes a sharp catch. A sharp catch at deep midwicket; that’s how much cricket has changed.

32nd over: England 186-3 (Morgan 53, Stokes 24) South Africa’s over-rate is lamentable; they need to bowl 18 overs in 70 minutes to finish on time. The spin of Tahir will help, and he scoots through another over at a personal cost of four scoring points.

31st over: England 182-3 (Morgan 51, Stokes 22) Rabada comes back into the attack. He has a bit of history with Stokes, and now they have a bit more: a sweet golf shot over long-on for six. England are back on course for a big score.

30th over: England 174-3 (Morgan 50, Stokes 15) Morgan plays another classy lofted cover-drive for four, this time off Tahir, and this time prompting a blast of Guru Josh over the tannoy. Guru Josh at the cricket! He forces Tahir to the cover boundary again off the last ball, bringing up an excellent half-century from 44 balls.

“Lee Smith (over 23) can hate on that England goalkeeping kit all he likes – I was the very proud owner of one of those shirts during Euro 96,” says Will Horwood. “If I were seeking mitigation, I’d say that I was 11 at the time, but that kit is so brilliant that I don’t think any mitigation is necessary.”

29th over: England 162-3 (Morgan 40, Stokes 13) Morgan is leading from the front foot. He gives Duminy the charge and swings him handsomely over extra cover for four. He has 40 from 40 balls; Stokes has 13 from 20.

“It’s been a curiously long month of May without a Test or other international cricket to get one’s teeth into,” says David Williams. “If we’re doing 90s nostalgia, and things we want to bring back, musically there’d only be one choice for me: Jeff Buckley. Feeling a little listless and morose last night after the news, I sought some music from simpler times... and ended up putting ‘Grace’ on for the first time in an absolute age; an album of still astonishing ethereal brilliance by someone who left us far too young. Who knows what he may have gone on to achieve?”

28th over: England 154-3 (Morgan 34, Stokes 11) Tahir returns to the attack. He has seven overs remaining, and for the time being England are content to milk him for singles. Tahir and Duminy have combined figures of 7-0-26-0, with no boundaries conceded.

Meanwhile, here’s the latest on a possible Ashes boycott from our old friend Andy Bull.

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27th over: England 150-3 (Morgan 32, Stokes 9) Stokes is getting frustrated with Duminy’s slippery offspin, on which he can’t quite get a (long) handle. Four from Duminy’s third over; he still hasn’t conceded a boundary.

“90s nostalgia?” sniffs Phil Sawyer. “I miss Skee-Lo, it being acceptable to wear tops so baggy no-one could tell what frame you were underneath, and not groaning out loud when I get up off the couch. Actually, stuff the 90s revival. This decade has supposedly seen an 80s revival, but I have yet to see the return of Bitza Pizza.”

25th over: England 146-3 (Morgan 30, Stokes 7) Morgan is quickly onto Phehlukwayo’s short ball, pulling it sweetly round the corner for four, and he follows that by making room to loft a six that lands on the boundary rope. A good over for England, 13 from it.

Brass Eye is definitely something that makes me yearn for the 90s,” says Rob Hill. “The thought of Noel Edmonds talking earnestly to camera about Shatner’s bassoon - the part of the brain stimulated by Cake, itself a ‘made up drug’ - still makes me smile. Lovely.”

Phehlukwayo optimistically/ludicrously reviews an unsuccessful LBW appeal against Stokes. The ball clearly pitched outside leg, and replays showed there was an inside edge as well. That’s a bit of a shocker from South Africa, especially as you only have one review in this format.

25th over: England 133-3 (Morgan 19, Stokes 5) Stokes is another one who likes to play himself in and trusts himself to make it up later in the innings. I think he identified that as the main reason for his improvement in this format. He has five from 12 balls after another thrifty over from Duminy. England have a bit of work to do to reach a par score, even if nobody really knows what that par score is.

“While deep down the rabbit hole looking for the answer (not to cheat I swear, for own amusement),” begins Matt Davies, “Wikipedia tells me that Matthew Fleming hit his first two balls in first-class cricket for sixes, but this is without citation - can anyone provide?”

24th over: England 130-3 (Morgan 18, Stokes 3) South Africa have a good grip on the game just now. England have hit only one four (and two sixes) in the last 12 overs.

23rd over: England 126-3 (Morgan 16, Stokes 1) England’s latest challenge is the offspin of JP Duminy. “He’s much more than a part-timer,” says thd commentator Shaun Pollock. We need a name for these bowlers, who are not full-time or part-time. Zero-hours bowlers has a ring to it, eh.

“Will Horwood is alright asking for the return of the 1992 Pakistan kit,” says Lee Smith, “just as long as we keep this firmly locked away.”

22nd over: England 122-3 (Morgan 14, Stokes 0) The new batsman is Mr Ben Stokes. Phehlukwayo has two for 12 from three match-changing overs.

Morgan charges Phehlukwayo and swings him over wide mid-on for a lovely six. Three balls later Root falls, swatting a short ball to midwicket. The bouncer was too high for him to control the stroke and it looped high to Amla. That’s a tame end to an innings of diminishing returns from Root: he got off to a flying start but struggled thereafter and made 37 from 51 balls.

21st over: England 115-2 (Root 37, Morgan 8) England have been denied the oxygen of boundaries and so has the OBO, hence the relatively short entries. This thing of ours is nothing without boundaries. Four singles from Parnell’s over.

“The Day Today and Neil Fairbrother?” says Julian Diamond. “I have been an OBO lurker since 2005 and this is my first contribution ever, though I have still got a draft e-mail to John Ashdown from c2009 which I’m still working on.”

20th over: England 111-2 (Root 35, Morgan 6) Morgan works Phehlukwayo through midwicket for three, his first really effective stroke. South Africa have done well to restrict England to just two boundaries in the last eight overs.

We have a winner, if that’s the right word. “Isn’t the answer something ridiculous like the English Chris Harris,” says Alex Bramble, “none other than...Matthew Fleming?”

Yep, it is indeed Jazzer Fleming. I still can’t believe England left him out of the 1999 World Cup.

19th over: England 107-2 (Root 34, Morgan 3) Morgan edges Parnell in the air but safely wide of slip for a single, one of a handful in the over.

“A lot of my favourite things from the 1990s have been brought back in recent years, including Suede, Lush and Norwich City being in the Premier League,” says Will Horwood. “Would it be too much to ask for Pakistan to revert to their 1992 World Cup kit for the Champions Trophy?”

18th over: England 103-2 (Root 32, Morgan 1) “Neighbours on the BBC,” says Thomas Jenkins. “Being on the Beeb somehow legitimized the viewing of such arrant nonsense. Whereas watching it felt like a perverse act the second it went over to Five. Turning off my brain and tuning into Ramsay St - sat agog in front of that perma-sun much as one is warmed by the glow of one’s laptop-screen over the course of an Ashes winter - was my own form of meditation. I’ve become an unstable monster in the years since without it and refuse to countenance the possibility that there may be other reasons closer to home for why that is so. It’s because I don’t know what Toadfish is upto nowadays and I’ll hear no other speculation. Neighbours on the BBC or Frasier. One or the other.”

Possibly the best and certainly the most alarming thing about Neighbours was how often I some people I knew watched it twice, once at school during lunch and again in the evening.

Andile Phehlukwayo strikes first ball! Hales tries to cut a loosener outside off stump and somehow edges it through to the keeper. He swishes his bat in frustration. It was a fine innings of 61 from 60 balls but he knows he could have been a century, maybe a big one.

17th over: England 101-1 (Hales 61, Root 31) Parnell is back and Hales greets him with an almighty six, smashed on the run over long-on. It’s weird to reflect how much pressure Hales was perceived to be under when he returned to the team a couple of months ago. He is inked in for the Champions Trophy now.

A few more suggestions for our mystery biffer: Ali Brown, Sir Ian Botham, Marcus Trescothick, Ian Bell, Jonny Bairstow, Neil Fairbrother, Martin McCague, Chris Lewis, Nick Knight, Darren Gough, Mark Ealham, Freddie Flintoff, Ian Austin and Neighbours on the BBC. It’s none of those.

16th over: England 90-1 (Hales 51, Root 30) A single off Morris takes Hales to a typically thumping fifty, from 52 balls and with eight fours. Time for drinks. It’s a reflection of modern batting that South Africa will probably be the happier side, even though England are scoring at almost six an over.

“Long time lurker, first time caller,” says Luke Harris. “Is it Luke Wright or Craig Kieswetter?” Nope, both are in the high 80s.

15th over: England 87-1 (Hales 49, Root 29) Root plays the first semi-aggressive stroke against Tahir, timing him through midwicket for two. That’s about all. Tahir has hurried through three overs at a cost of just 11.

“Rob,” says Andrew Benton. “Got to be the impeccable Moeen? Nostalgia’s not what it used to be. The only thing I’d bring back from the ‘90s is the first series of This Life. It’s timeless. Bring back steam trains and pints of warm beer for a thruppeny bit!”

14th over: England 82-1 (Hales 47, Root 26) Hales tries to cut a very wide delivery from Morris and toe-ends it for four. Fortune favours the cross-batted clubber.

“Dear Smyth,” says Sam Rhodes. “Is the answer Kevin ‘Genius’ Pietersen? Or am I buying into his (publicist’s) hype?”

13th over: England 74-1 (Hales 41, Root 24) Three of the four leading ODI wickettakers since the last World Cup are legspinners: Adil Rashid, the remarkable Rashid Khan and this man Imran Tahir. I suppose taking wickets in the middle overs is more important than ever in this age of unstoppable death-hitting. Nothing much has happened in Tahir’s spell so far, with minimal turn and England dealing exclusively in low-risk singles.

FUN quiz

Five England players, who have batted at least 10 times in ODIs, have a strike-rate of over 100. Four of them are in the current squad: Jason Roy, Jos Buttler, Adil Rashid and Liam Plunkett. Who is the other?

12th over: England 69-1 (Hales 39, Root 21) Hales ends a shocking boundary drought of almost three overs, thumping Morris down the ground. He is beaten for pace by a bouncer next ball and top-edgiesa pull for four. He has 39 from 43 balls, Root has 21 from 26. It’s a good contest, this, and both teams will be happy enough with their work so far.

“I’d like to bring back staying up until three in the morning to watch American comedies like Seinfeld and Larry Sanders on BBC2,” says Daniel Seppings. “Kids nowadays etc.”

11th over: England 59-1 (Hales 30, Root 20) The Powerplay is over, so Imran Tahir is coming into the attack. He is top of the ODI bowling rankings and a brilliant wickettaker in the middle overs. You’d expect Root especially to go after him, mind you. For now he’s bowling to Hales, who can’t pierce the field from any of the first five deliveries but does get a single from the sixth.

10th over: England 58-1 (Hales 29, Root 20) South Africa have slowed England down since Morris came into the attack, and he continues that with a really good maiden to Root.

“Hi Rob,” says Gareth Radford. “Long time OBOer – you guys helped me get my cricket team together in the heady days of 2005. Just wondering how the Long Blondes are doing these days?”

9th over: England 58-1 (Hales 29, Root 20) Doogie Howser MD. That’s what they should bring back from the 1990s. Rabada would probably be happy if they brought back the old no-ball rules, without free hits for front-foot offences, because he has just bowled his third of the innings. He gets away with the free hit again,angling a full toss past Hales’s attempted swipe.

8th over: England 53-1 (Hales 26, Root 19) Chris Morris comes on for Wayne Parnell. His third ball is too wide and Hales blasts it square for four. A single brings up a calmly authoritative fifty partnership from just 40 balls.

“Things to bring back from the 90s,” says Stephen Brown. “The use of apostrophes when referring to decades. It’s how I learnt and it’s how it should be; no one in the 90’s would have dropped it.”

7th over: England 47-1 (Hales 21, Root 18) Delightful batting from Root, who jumps back to glide Rabada wide of the slips for four. Rabada bowls another front-foot no-ball but this time ensures Root cannot take advantage of the free hit by spearing in a terrific yorker.

“If it’s nostalgia your having then make mine a pint,” says Lee Smith, “and while you’re at it can you bring back computer games, on cassette tape, that took six minutes to load. If you were lucky.”

6th over: England 41-1 (Hales 21, Root 13) Hales plays a brilliant stroke, wristily whipping Parnell wide of mid-on for four from well outside off stump. It works so well that he does it again later in the over - not quite as eye-catchingly, but with the same boundarific result. England have scored 35 from the last four overs.

“Am watching on telly in Joburg, trying to get my VPN to cooperate so that I can listen to TMS and am, of course, reading the OBO,” says Eva Maaten. “We’ve been following the Proteas quite closely since we got here last year (we even have season tickets for the Wanderers Stadium) and I’ve become slightly grudgingly quite impressed by them. Should still be England’s day today, I hope!”

5th over: England 31-1 (Hales 12, Root 12) Root continues his excellent start, timing Rabada square on the off side for four to move to 11 from five balls. A front-foot no-ball then gets the appropriate punishment when Hales panels the free hit for four.

“Going by the TMS commentary, England’s new batsmen (with the possible exception of Root) seem to have trouble getting their feet moving at the start of their innings,” says John Starbuck. “Surely they’d practice this above all else? You can’t play decent strokes otherwise, unless you’ve got an exceptional eye and aren’t bothered about the niceties.”

4th over: England 20-1 (Hales 7, Root 7) Root punches an uppish cover-drive for two more. It wasn’t as well controlled as the first one and had short-extra interested for most of its flight before dropping short.

3rd over: England 17-1 (Hales 7, Root 4) Rabada swings a beautiful delivery through Hales’s gate, over middle stump and wide of the diving de Kock for four byes. South Africa have started strongly, aided by a bit of swing in particular. As ever in modern ODI cricket, the task for the team batting first is trying to work out what the hell is a good score. The good thing about England and Hales in particular is that they are happy to take a few balls to get their eye in if necessary, knowing they have the power to make up for lost balls. Root is the exception to that; he generally scores at around a run a ball from the off. Hales, having made three from his first nine deliveries, pings an attempted yorker behind square on the leg side for four.

“I think what we could all do after this week is an old-fashioned OBO riff,” says David Hopkins. “Also, this week more than ever I sort of which we could just back to the 90s. So could I suggest a discussion on 90s things that we should demand to have back? As I kick off I recently thoroughly enjoyed a Natalie Imbruglia concert, which wasn’t entirely populated with blokes of my age making cow eyes at her. Just mostly.”

2nd over: England 6-1 (Hales 1, Root 3) That ball to Roy didn’t swing; it just went across with the angle and found the edge of what was a loose stroke. It happens. You can’t ask Roy to live by the sword and expect him never to die by it. Root shows how to play the stroke, pushing his first delivery classily through extra cover for three. He is so good at seizing the initiative from the first ball; perhaps England’s best since Graham Thorpe.

The left-arm seamer Wayne Parnell will share the new ball. He hasn’t quite delivered on the thrilling promise he showed over here during the 2009 World Twenty20, but he is still only 27 and has a good record in all formats. And he has the first wicket here! Roy throws his hands into a big drive outside off stump and snicks it straight through to the keeper.

1st over: England 3-0 (Roy 1, Hales 1) Kagiso Rabada, the tremendous 21-year-old, will open the bowling. No fast bowler has taken more ODI wickets since the last World Cup, and he wants some more: he has three slips for the first over. He hits a full length straight away and finds an edge of sorts from Hales, but it’s thick enough to scoot well wide of the slips. Roy then gets off the mark in similar style. A good first over from Rabada, more like a Test match than an ODI.

There is an impeccably observed minute’s silence for those who died in the Manchester attack.

A plug

I am here today, hosting this thing of ours, is because of my occasional OBO colleague Tim de Lisle. His editor’s notes in the January 1999 edition of Wisden Cricket Monthly are the reason I got into journalism. In eight months working with him at Wisden.com in 2001-02, I learned more about writing than in 15 years since. He was born to write a book about how to write – and now he has. If you like words, you should buy it. If you don’t like words, you should buy it.

“First big OBO of the summer,” says Lee Smith, “and I think an appropriate moment to remember Dan Lucas, who was always ready to write about cricket and show his disdain for Celine Dion.”

Yes, it still doesn’t seem real. I keep wondering what he thinks of the new Twin Peaks (no spoilers please, I haven’t watched it yet), or Radiohead finally releasing Lift. The Guardian sports desk is a much less vibrant place without him.

Some pre-match reading

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England Roy, Hales, Root, Morgan (capt), Stokes, Buttler (wk), Moeen, Woakes, Rashid, Plunkett, Wood.

South Africa Amla, de Kock (wk), du Plessis, de Villiers (capt), Duminy, Miller, Morris, Parnell, Phelukwayo, Rabada, Tahir.

Eoin Morgan would have done the same but seems happy enough batting first.

England’s ODI side have been all kinds of fun in the last two years. As anybody familiar with this weird, repressed little country knows, however, eventually the fun has to stop. England have had a free pass, pretty much, since the nadir’s nadir of the 2015 World Cup. Now things get a bit more serious, because for the first time they have to deal with the weight of all those expectations.

We know that England are entertaining and a breath of the fresh stuff. What we don’t quite know is how good they are: whether, in the upcoming Champions Trophy, they are dangerous loose cannons, formidable favourites or something inbetween – and whether they can play with the same batting freedom now that there is such expectation on them to become the first England side to win a global 50-over tournament.

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England v South Africa: second ODI – as it happened

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Here’s Vic Marks’s report from Southampton:

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That was a spectacular heist from England. South Africa were in control almost throughout the run-chase. They needed 10 from 10 balls yet they could only get seven singles. Eoin Morgan controlled the game with persuasive certainty, and Ball and especially Wood produced some hugely effective bowling. The upshot is that England have won the series with a match to spare, against the world’s No1 side. Tremendous stuff, and the manner of this victory bodes well for the Champions Trophy. Thanks for your company, night!

Wood has another chat with Morgan, skips in to Morris, who can only slice a single! What a brilliant win for England in a wonderful game!

49.5 overs: South Africa 327-5 (need 4 from 1 ball) A dot ball! Morris tries to pull Wood and is beaten for pace. England appeal for caught behind; that’s turned down but they will take the dot ball. South Africa need four off the last ball. They’ve scored only six from the last nine deliveries. Brilliant stuff from England.

49.4 overs: South Africa 327-5 (need 4 from 2 balls) Win or lose, this is great captaincy from Morgan. He looks so calm and in control, even though his team clearly aren’t. Wood bowls to Miller, who pulls fiercely but only for a single. Four from two needed!

49.3 overs: South Africa 326-5 (need 5 from 3 balls) Morgan is taking his time between deliveries and looks very calm as he moves his field and chats to Wood. Miller is beaten, backing away to a short one. Dot ball.

49.2 overs: South Africa 326-5 (need 5 from 4 balls) This would be a handy time for Wood to ram a yorker through Morris. Instead he bowls short and is pulled again for one.

49.1 overs: South Africa 325-5 (need 6 from 5 balls) Mark Wood will bowl the last over. Miller pulls the first ball for one.

49th over: South Africa 324-5 (target: 331; Miller 69, Morris 34) South Africa are romping to victory now. Miller smokes a length ball from Ball back over his head for six - DON’T BOWL EFFING LENGTH - and hammers a cut for four. Ten from the first two balls of the over leave South Africa needing another ten from the last ten deliveries. They take singles from the first three of those, including a futile, tactical review from England for LBW against Miller. That means they need seven from the last over to win.

48th over: South Africa 311-5 (target: 331; Miller 58, Morris 33) Morris is completely beaten for pace and top-edges his pull for four. Wood produces another terrific over, mixing short balls and a wide yorker - but then he bowls a length ball to end the over, and Morris inevitably mauls it over mid-on for six. He is vicious when it comes to punishing good length, and that blow has made South Africa favourites again.

47th over: South Africa 298-5 (target: 331; Miller 57, Morris 23) Jake Ball is on, which suggests we won’t see Stokes again. He’s bowled just three overs in the innings, though he is struggling with his knee. Ball’s excellent over goes for nine, including a no-nonsense clump back over the bowler’s head for four by Morris. South Africa need 33 from three overs.

46th over: South Africa 289-5 (target: 331; Miller 55, Morris 16) Morris belts Plunkett between mid-off and extra cover for four, an emphatic shot from a poor delivery. He muscles the next ball high over the head of midwicket, where it teases two fielders before landing between them - and then he monsters Plunkett over midwicket for a huge six. Bloody hell, he nailed that. A bad last over for Plunkett - 14 from it - though he has had an excellent day.

45th over: South Africa 275-5 (target: 331; Miller 54, Morris 3) Mark Wood returns, and will probably bowl out from this end. It’s a superb over, full of pace and variety, and South Africa can take only four singles.

44th over: South Africa 271-5 (target: 331; Miller 52, Morris 1) The new batsman is Chris Morris, who gives it considerable humpty. Consecutive wides from Plunkett leave South Africa needing 60 from the last six overs.

I’m not sure whether this is good news for England or not. Behardien mishits Plunkett to mid-off, where Moeen takes a jaunty leaping catch. That was a real struggle for Behardien, 17 from 25 balls with no boundaries.

43rd over: South Africa 262-4 (target: 331; Miller 49, Behardien 14) Moeen has switched ends. Morgan really does trust his spinners at key moments; he could easily bowl out with Wood, Plunkett, Stokes and Ball here. It’s a very good over, too, with no boundaries and just six from it.

42nd over: South Africa 256-4 (target: 331; Miller 45, Behardien 12) Ball replaces Moeen, not in a nasty way. Miller drags a pull round the corner for four, another clever shot in what is becoming a gem of an innings. South Africa need 75 fae 48 balls.

41st over: South Africa 246-4 (target: 331; Miller 39, Behardien 9) Root continues. He is racing through his overs, the old Combined Universities trick from 1989, and it’s working well against Behardien in particular. He has nine from 17; it could be a match-losing innings. Or Miller could play a match-winning one: he reaches a long way to sweep Root hard for four and move to 39 from 27.

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40th over: South Africa 238-4 (target: 331; Miller 32, Behardien 8) Miller charges Moeen, gets an inside edge and is happy to see it deflect past both the stumps and Jos Buttler. South Africa have no choice to take such risks now - they need 93 from the last 10 overs.

39th over: South Africa 231-4 (target: 331; Miller 27, Behardien 5) Miller sweeps Root hard for four, an excellent shot. Behardien is nowhere near as fluent, at least not yet, and England are doing everything they can to keep him on stroke. He has five from 11 balls, Miller 28 from 21.

38th over: South Africa 224-4 (target: 331; Miller 23, Behardien 3) Miller is an excellent finisher and the key man for South Africa now, perhaps along with Chris Morris. He shows his class with a stunning six over extra cover off Moeen. What a shot that was! Ten from the over, a good one for South Africa.

37th over: South Africa 214-4 (Miller 15, Behardien 1) Joe Root comes on for a bowl. Behardien gets off the mark with a dicey single, one of only three from the over. England will take that all day.

36th over: South Africa 211-4 (Miller 13, Behardien 0) That was the last ball over the over. South Africa need 120 from 14 overs.

Quinton de Kock falls two short of a hundred! He pushed almost quizzically at a slower delivery from Moeen that turned to take a thin edge before it was smartly caught by Buttler. That’s another extremely timely wicket for England. de Kock played beautifully and deserved a hundred.

35th over: South Africa 204-3 (de Kock 97, Miller 6) Miller edges Plunkett fractionally short of Root at slip. Another good over from Plunkett, whose spell has given England a puncher’s chance of winning the match. South Africa need 127 from 90 balls.

34th over: South Africa 199-3 (de Kock 96, Miller 3) Moeen returns in place of Jake Ball. De Kock, who was relatively quiet while de Villiers was at the crease, takes charge again with a lofted straight drive for four.

33rd over: South Africa 191-3 (de Kock 89, Miller 1) Plunkett is having a fine year in ODI cricket, with 19 wickets at an average of 19. Rory Bremner would surely approve.

Brilliant bowling from Liam Plunkett! He rammed in a short ball that followed de Villiers as he tried to limbo dance out of the way, and it kissed the glove on its way through to the keeper Buttler. A huge wicket, splendidly earned by the increasingly impressive Plunkett.

32nd over: South Africa 187-2 (de Kock 88, de Villiers 52) A shortish delivery from Ball is flashed majestically over midwicket for four by de Villiers. That’s awesome batting. A single takes him to a marvellously accomplished 48-ball fifty.

31st over: South Africa 178-2 (de Kock 86, de Villiers 45) Plunkett on, Wood off. England have not bowled badly today, but this innings has shown the limitations of their attack. They have variety, which hasn’t always been the case with England, but they aren’t top-quality. They may still win this match, mind you; South Africa’s required rate is above eight an over now.

30th over: South Africa 174-2 (de Kock 85, de Villiers 42) De Kock misses an almighty yahoo across the line at Ball and is then hit on the glove by a good delivery that follows him. Only two from the over, Ball’s best of the innings. South Africa need 157 from the last 20 overs.

29th over: South Africa 172-2 (de Kock 84, de Villiers 41) South Africa are taking very few risks against Wood. They know that if they survive this spell without losing a wicket, they should win the match. Wood’s economy is excellent (7-0-29-0), but that alone won’t win this game.

28th over: South Africa 167-2 (de Kock 83, de Villiers 38) Ball replaces Rashid (6-0-41-0) and is flashed through backward point for four by the formidable de Villiers. He has 38 from 35 balls, de Kock 83 from 84. England are in trouble here. South Africa need 164 from 22 overs.

27th over: South Africa 160-2 (de Kock 81, de Villiers 33) With the game threatening to slip away, Eoin Morgan turns to Mark Wood. A wicket here would be so timely. He hurries one through de Villiers, who inside-edges an attempted clip for four. That could easily have been out. Another good over from Wood, who has been excellent today.

26th over: South Africa 155-2 (de Kock 81, de Villiers 29)

25th over: South Africa 147-2 (de Kock 75, de Villiers 27) De Kock swaggers down the track to clip Moeen wide of mid-on for four, a beautiful stroke. He is a serious player, this lad, as England know from the last series between the sides. AB de Villiers then skips back in his crease to flog Moeen over mid-off for four. That unusual and brilliant stroke brings up an extremely good fifty partnership. England need a wicket.

24th over: South Africa 136-2 (de Kock 70, de Villiers 21) De Villiers cracks Rashid just short of Morgan at extra cover before chipping delightfully over the same fielder for four. He is playing with ominous purpose.

23rd over: South Africa 131-2 (de Kock 70, de Villiers 16) De Kock runs down the track at Moeen, flicking him wide of short fine leg for two. This part have been really busy, with very few dot balls in their burgeoning partnership.

22nd over: South Africa 125-2 (de Kock 67, de Villiers 13) Nobody other than Virat Kohli and Sachin Tendulkar have scored more ODI hundreds before their 25th birthday than de Kock, who turns 25 in December. He has 12 and looks good for a 13th here. South Africa are going very well, though a lot depends on this pair and the next man David Miller - after that their batting is dangerous but not especially substantial.

21st over: South Africa 119-2 (de Kock 63, de Villiers 12) Moeen, who has had a tremendous series so far, replaces Plunkett. Five runs from a forgettable over.

20th over: South Africa 114-2 (de Kock 61, de Villiers 9) De Villiers makes room to steer Rashid for four. South Africa have played him well so far, taking him for seven an over without recourse to the long handle. I would actually make Rashid England’s Test spinner ahead of Moeen. That’s not going to happen, however, and with no subcontinent trips coming up he knows this format is his best chance of glory with England.

19th over: South Africa 107-2 (de Kock 59, de Villiers 4) De Kock pushes Plunkett down the ground for four; then he’s beaten by a good off-cutter. South Africa really need a partnership from these two.

“Could we please have a shout-out for my step-grandad Norman who’s at the game today?” says Louis Osman. “He’s 92 and his last live international match was Bradman’s last Test in 1948!”

18th over: South Africa 100-2 (de Kock 53, de Villiers 3) A quiet over from Rashid, with South Africa content to milk him for five singles. They need 231 from 32 overs.

17th over: South Africa 95-2 (de Kock 50, de Villiers 1) The new batsman is AB de Villiers. While we’re on the subject of good writing (the earlier Cricket Monthly tweet, not the previous, admittedly exhilarating sentence), this is a terrific piece from Pranay Sanklecha - and an extremely worth cause, too. Meanwhile, de Kock brings up an excellent, run-a-ball fifty.

This is a really good wicket for England. du Plessis tries to steer Plunkett to third man and gets the thinnest edge through to Buttler.

16th over: South Africa 93-1 (de Kock 49, du Plessis 16) Rashid comes into the attack, a big moment in any match. His performance often influences the result: when England win an ODI he averages 26, when they lose he averages 52. His third ball is too short and cuffed over midwicket for four by du Plessis.

15th over: South Africa 84-1 (de Kock 47, du Plessis 9) A misfield from Hales at deep backward square leg gives de Kock a boundary off Plunkett. The required rate is above seven now; or rather it was, until de Kock timed another boundary through midwicket. He is some player. It’s not only Frank TJ Mackie’s disciples who respect de Kock. Sorry.

“That England kit is truly ugly,” writes Jess Cartn- Dave Adams. “If you’re designing a new kit, how do you get to dark blue with a few pink bits and think to yourself, ‘Yep. Nailed it’? Worst England ODI kit ever. Still, at least the players wearing it are half decent.”

14th over: South Africa 76-1 (de Kock 39, du Plessis 9) De Kock crunches Stokes through midwicket for four, a very classy stroke that was edibly placed. Stokes continues to limp through his overs.

Delicious placement,” says Gary Naylor. Meanwhile, this is a lovely read, including a cracking piece from our old friend Lord Selvey.

'If you give me out lbw, I'll wrap this bloody bat around your head.'https://t.co/XDGBXyhRtd

13th over: South Africa 69-1 (de Kock 34, du Plessis 9) Plunkett surprises du Plessis with a good bouncer that beats his hook stroke. Du Plessis surprises nobody by timing Plunkett through mid-on, a lovely stroke that brings the first boundary in five overs.

“Not wishing to kick a man when he is down (as I prefer to do that when he is not looking),” says Ian Copestake, “but Ball seems to have confirmed the suspicions of those who wonder why he is in contention.”

12th over: South Africa 62-1 (de Kock 33, du Plessis 3) Stokes pins du Plessis in a place where no man should ever be pinned, box or no box. As ever he is making things happen, even though he is clearly not fully fit. England have put the brakes on here, with 12 runs and a wicket from the last four overs.

Liam Plunkett looks like a Dalston barman.

11th over; South Africa 60-1 (de Kock 32, du Plessis 2) Liam Plunkett replaces Mark Wood, who bowled a terrific spell of 5-0-19-0. A quiet over, four singles from it.

“How can the placement of a ball on the cricket field be ‘literally delicious’?” says David Beckett. “Asking for a friend.”

10th over; South Africa 56-1 (de Kock 30, du Plessis 0) Stokes is still struggling with that knee, and the physio came on after the wicket. It does seem like a weird, unnecessary risk that England are taking so close to the Champions Trophy.

“Are Jake Ball’s figures the result of some poor bowling or is that he is up against two quality batsmen and is getting a bit of tap?” asks Lee Smith. “Does he need some of Mark Wood’s wild horses?”

Ben Stokes, who was dropped first and second ball when he batted, now drops de Kock off his first ball. De Kock hammered a tennis shot back towards Stokes, who stuck out his right hand in his follow through but could not hold on to a very difficult chance. did well to get a hand on it, in truth.

No matter, because Stokes strikes later in the over! Amla chases a wide one and blasts it low towards extra cover, where Morgan takes an excellent low catch.

9th over: South Africa 53-0 (de Kock 28, Amla 23) Wood zips another one through de Kock’s vigorous pull stroke. This has been an excellent spell from Wood, and the next ball rams into de Kock’s stomach as he again goes for the pull. Terrific over, that.

8th over: South Africa 50-0 (de Kock 27, Amla 22) Amla plays a beautiful stroke, working Ball through midwicket for four. The placement was literally delicious. He survives a run-out referral next ball, with Hales hitting direct from mid-off. Amla judged the run well and was home. A smooth pull for four by de Kock and a suicidal single - Amla would have been miles out had Morgan hit from cover instead of throwing miles wide of the stumps - makes it ten from the over. Ball’s figures are not the kind to boast about: 4-0-32-0.

7th over: South Africa 40-0 (de Kock 22, Amla 17) Wood is bowling nicely here. De Kock shows respect for Wood’s pace by aborting a hook stroke. Wood is the wildcard of this attack - both wild and a bit of a card, as students of imaginary horses will know. Five from the over. Both teams will be happy enough with their start, though England would not look a wicket maiden in the mouth.

6th over: South Africa 35-0 (de Kock 20, Amla 14) De Kock accepts a bit of width from Ball, muscling a cut stroke for four more. Ball replies with a good bouncer that hurries on to take the top edge of de Kock’s attempted pull stroke before flying over the keeper for another boundary. Both these openers know how to get big hundreds, and will be aiming to bat through for 170-odd not out. They really are a brilliant opening pair; indeed they are about to become the most productive opening partnership in South Africa’s history.

5th over: South Africa 24-0 (de Kock 12, Amla 12) A beautiful bouncer from Wood follows Amla and smashes into the grille as he tries to jerk his head out of the way like Robin Smith. He will need treatment, though he seems fine. Such aggressive bowling is good to see, and later in the over he beats de Kock outside off stump. As ODI scores get higher, so wickets become ever more important. Nip it in the bud, like Tony Soprano did with Feech. I suspect that, in the next few years, we will see more close catchers at key points in the innings.

4th over: South Africa 22-0 (de Kock 11, Amla 11) Amla keeps up the boundary-an-over pattern, drilling Ball down the ground in the languid style.

“Who’s winning?” asks Gary Naylor. “Given their selection, I suspect the South Africans would have settled for chasing 331 - and I suspect England are pleased with their effort too. I have AB’s boys slight favourites at the moment - especially if the sun stays out.”

3rd over: South Africa 16-0 (de Kock 10, Amla 6) Wood is bowling very straight to Amla, having dismissed him LBW on Wednesday. Amla takes a risky single to cover, with Morgan’s throw just missing the stumps. I think Amla would have been home anyway. The next ball is full, wide and driven sweetly to the cover boundary by de Kock. A good start for South Africa, with a boundary in each over.

2nd over: South Africa 11-0 (de Kock 6, Amla 5) Jake Ball, in for the injured Woakes, will share the new ball. It’s a glorious afternoon in Hampshire, perfect for batting. Ball is cut for four by de Kock - in the air but safe - and responds with a cracking lifter that beats de Kock’s flash outside off stump. Six from the over.

1st over: South Africa 5-0 (de Kock 1, Amla 4) South Africa have probably the best top four in world cricket - de Kock, Amla, du Plessis and de Villiers. The sooner England have them three down, the better. Amla tickles his first ball, from Wood, to fine leg for four. He has, in his usual quiet way, been one of the greatest ODI openers of all time.

It took Ben Stokes a long time to work out how to bat in ODI cricket, but he’s sure done so now. When he returned to the side after injury last summer, he averaged 21 after five years in and out of the side. Since then he has an average of 57 and a strike rate of 109. Any player in history would be happy with those numbers.

Hello folks. England scored 330 in a one-day international today. Nobody will be holding page 47, never mind the front page; it’s just a normal day at the office for this formidable batting side. South Africa’s strength is also their batting, and they will have legitimate hopes of chasing 331 this afternoon. If they don’t, England will have won the series with a match to spare.

A big score for an unbeaten Buttler, a century for an apparently injury-free Stokes: short of some more runs for Roy, England couldn’t have asked for much more. South Africa on the other hand could: their fielding was often slapdash, their catching clumsy, and they end up chasing a target just nine short of the one they missed by a distance at Headingley. Rob Smyth will be with you shortly for the tourists’ response.

Now this is impressive:

Eng ODI totals in 2017
350/7
366/8+
321/8
296/6
226/6+
328
127/3+
328/6
339/6
330/6
Ave total: 301
Ave total : 327 (batg1st)#EngvSA
+Batg2

The first ball is straight into the Moeen’s hitting zone, and he barely has to move his feet before heaving it over extra cover. The next is swished over midwicket, bouncing once before reaching the rope. A slower ball though befuddles the batsman, who only gets a single. This brings Buttler onto strike, and he gets a massive top-edge to his attempted pull, De Kock sprinting back but not reaching it before it landed. So Buttler ends the innings on 65* and Moeen will face the final delivery, which he heaves it wildly into the sky, whence it drops into De Kock’s gloves for a last-ball WICKET! Ali c De Kock b Phehlukwayo 33

49th over: England 318-5 (Buttler 62, Moeen 24) Rabada’s final over brings perhaps the most eyecatching display of poor fielding from South Africa today, one of many. Moeen top-edges the ball towards Amla at fine leg, and he watches it, takes a few steps back, brings up his hands, and then falls over for no apparent reason, the ball bouncing off a hand, into the ground and over t he rope. Rabada has been the best bowler by a distance here, going for 50 runs despite misfields and somesuch. Moeen is on strike for the final over, which will be bowled by Phehlukwayo.

48th over: England 306-5 (Buttler 59, Moeen 16) Morris’s final over sees Buttler reach his half-century with a ramp, Rabada doing very well to stop it reaching the rope. Various cricket writers get quite excited by this development. Then England reach their collective triple-century, Buttler fetching a ball that was bouncing past his right shoulder and convincing it to go through midwicket instead, which really he had no right to do. There are decent patches of blue poking through the grey clouds now, and many spectators have donned sunglasses: it looks like the umpires will be leaving their supplementary second coats in the dressing rooms after lunch.

Of all the exciting talents in this England ODI side Jos Buttler is easily the most extraordinary....back in the runs ahead of Champs Trophy

Statement of intent here from Buttler. He is back and another vital cog clicks into place for England ahead of C Trophy

47th over: England 292-5 (Buttler 49, Moeen 13) So Buttler hit one boundary off his first 38 deliveries, and then four from his next five. Phehlukwayo and Pretorius - who only bowled two deliveries at Buttler today - look like South Africa’s middle-overs weak links. Rabada, though, is doing the hard work for them: that’s a fine over, and England add but three to their total.

46th over: England 289-5 (Buttler 48, Moeen 12) Phehlukwayo’s first ball is wide, a bit short, and thwumped over a leaping, grasping but distant fielder at point by Moeen. His third is short, straight and slow, and Buttler nails it through midwicket, and the next is wumped off his ankles. All reach the rope, and the best is still to come: Buttler’s reverse-swipe-cum-switch-hit scoop off the fifth, also for four. A wide later, Buttler hooks the final ball for another four, making that a 22-run over. Ouch.

45th over: England 267-5 (Buttler 32, Moeen 8) An over of nearlies and not-quites, but five from it. “Simon, You have to go carefully when discussing pies, because, like bread products, taste is so local,” notes John Starbuck. “I recall being very surprised at the quality of pies in Merseyside and South Lancashire (including white puddings), which i thought greatly inferior to those of the East Midlands. I got another shock on moving to Yorkshire and discovered the pork pies made locally, and sold by Morrisons, were labelled Vale of Mowbray. Talk about attempting to pass off! There actually is a place called Mowbray near Bradford, but the pies are rubbish compared to Pork Farms pies and the genuinely Melton Mowbray stuff. This is because the local water used to build the pastry differs so much across the country. The same applies to beer and cheese.” That is veering dangerously close to genuine pastry-connoisseurship.

44th over: England 261-5 (Buttler 30, Moeen 4) A fine diving stop from Morris turns a Buttler boundary into a two, and then a reverse sweep gets another fielder flinging himself about. Midway through the over Moeen gets his first taste of action, and he slaps his first ball through the covers for four. “We are getting dangerously near one of the most divisive of topics; whether those awful stews with a pastry top you get in pubs are counted as pies,” writes Dave Brown. “According to psychopaths they are.”

Another heave from Stokes, but this time he gets nowhere near enough on it, and Miller at long off takes a straightforward catch, some way from the rope.

43rd over: England 251-4 (Stokes 101, Buttler 24) Morris returns, and Stokes welcomes him in brutal style, boshing the first delivery back over his head for six. A dot later he sends the ball to midwicket for a couple, thus completing his century, off 77 deliveries. He’s ridden his luck, edged a few, been dropped a couple of times (and that was just from the first couple of balls he faced), but it’s not so bad for a man with one leg.

@Simon_Burnton Pastry Roof headlined the first Glastonbury didn't they?

42nd over: England 241-4 (Stokes 92, Buttler 23) Stokes is turning up the power now, absolutely smashing the ball over the covers for four. And that’s Pretorius’s 10th over completed, with no maidens, one wicket (and a run out) and 61 runs, which isn’t as bad as it threatened to be from a South African perspective.

41st over: England 231-4 (Stokes 85, Buttler 20) Buttler, after scooping the first ball of the over away for four, hits the second straight to De Villiers at cover, who dives, rises and flings at the bowler’s end, hitting the running Buttler in the calf. While he hops about in agony Phehlukwayo bowls again, Stokes slams through midwicket and the fielder at the rope lets it slip through his hands. “I’m not convinced that is a pizza pie; that looks like a quiche to me,” insists Tom Van der Gucht. “Surely a pie, technically speaking, needs a pastry roof? Otherwise it’s slipping into vol-au-vent territory? Not that I have any problems with quiches or val-au-vents - nor sausage rolls and pasties for that matter, as my my waistline silhouette would suggest.” A pie cannot be confused with a vol-au-vent unless it’s been miniaturised, surely?

40th over: England 219-4 (Stokes 79, Buttler 14) Pretorius returns, and Stokes leans back and improvises a reverse-thingamy. The ball loops into the air, but just over backward point and away for four. The next he chips towards mid off, again in the air, and he gets away with that one too. Into the final 10 overs, then.

39th over: England 210-4 (Stokes 71, Buttler 13) Phehlukwayo bowls and the batsmen take turns mistiming significant swings, and in the end score a couple of singles. Stokes decides it’s his bat’s fault, and calls for a bat doctor to bring out some tape.

38th over: England 208-4 (Stokes 70, Buttler 12) Maharaj bowls and England reach 200 with a couple of singles. They keep on going, scoring a three more singles and then a four off the last, bludgeoned down the ground by Stokes.

37th over: England 199-4 (Stokes 64, Buttler 9) Just the two singles from the over. If Root was unlucky to get out, Buttler’s just made the fluke score 1-1.

I think the umpire gets "credit" for that review, as his decision was not overturned, but it was certainly an umpiring error @Simon_Burnton

It takes an absolute age to get ball tracker going, conjuring images of someone in the basement yanking on a pull cord and the motor refusing to start. Eventually it gets going, and we find out that the ball would have hit leg stump pretty emphatically, but not quite emphatically enough to overturn the on-field decision!

South Africa think so, but the umpire did not. Up we go to the TV umpire...

36th over: England 197-4 (Stokes 63, Buttler 8) After a Buttler single, Stokes hits successive indentikit boundaries to cow corner, down on one knee and giving it the big heave. Then South Africa switch their fielders around and he has to stop.

35th over: England 185-4 (Stokes 53, Buttler 6) Three singles, a two and a wide, and a lot more grouching about the ball, during Rabada’s latest over. Meanwhile, I’ve now looked at a lot of Instagram pictures of pizzas and this is the only one that also looked like a pie:

Homemade pizza pie #Paposlife#homemade #mywifreisscoollikethat#pizzapie#chicagostyle#yummy#pizza

34th over: England 179-4 (Stokes 52, Buttler 2) Since he scored three successive half-centuries last year, Buttler’s ODI efforts have brought 25, 31, 10, 11, 14, 0, 7 and 7. If there’s one man England will want to have fun in these last two Champions Trophy warm-ups, it is surely him. Before the over there’s a lengthy delay while the umpires examine the ball and have a chat with AB de Villiers, who doesn’t seem to be liking what he’s hearing, but they eventually play on with the same nugget.

“Further to Tom’s pie confusion, I’ve always wondered why in Somewhere over the Rainbow, listeners are encouraged to ‘weigh a pie’,” muses Andrew Benton. “No details of the type of pie, nor the purpose of this process are given in the lyrics, though it must be related somehow to the blue skies that apparently exist beyond the rainbow. Perhaps pies are easier to weigh on sunny days?”

33rd over: England 175-4 (Stokes 50, Buttler 0) After a lengthy drinks break play resumes, Rabada bowls, Stokes edges and the ball flies over Amla at slip and away for four. The next is emphatically middled, boshed back down the ground for four more. A single then takes him to his half-century, and Morgan onto strike.

GOT HIM! @KagisoRabada25 strikes! Morgan misses out on his 50, he's caught behind on 45. ENG 175/4 (32.5 ovs) #ProteaFire#ENGvSApic.twitter.com/9gg3zVJrAl

England lose their captain, who top-edges the ball low into the keeper’s gloves!

32nd over: England 166-3 (Morgan 45, Stokes 41) Maharaj is back, and runs trickle in ones and twos. “I bet you can get a pizza pie in Wigan,” says Phil Sawyer. “Any town that invents the pie barm knows a thing or two about pastry products.” That raises the irresistible possibility of a pizza pie sandwich (OBOer drools onto keyboard).

Related: What is a pie barm? In Wigan, it’s a way of life | David Barnett

31st over: England 160-3 (Morgan 40, Stokes 40) Rabada’s back. South Africa would have seen the morning rain, the lingering thick cloud and the breeze and been dreaming of wild swing, but they have hardly made the ball deviate at all. Rabada at least gives batsmen some fairly extreme pace to think about. Point of information from Iain Noble: “Americans, especially New Yorkers, commonly refer to a whole pizza, thick, thin or otherwise, as a ‘pie’ to distinguish it from a ‘slice’.”

30th over: England 154-3 (Morgan 38, Stokes 37) There have been a lot of not-quite-off-the-middle ball-on-bat noises today, but the way Stokes hits Morris’s first delivery absolutely makes it absolutely sing. Sadly it sings its way straight to a fielder, and he gets but a single. The next ball he faces however gets the full treatment, Stokes swinging straight through it and sending it screaming high into the stands.

29th over: England 145-3 (Morgan 37, Stokes 30) Another Morgan four, this one worked fine off his hip.

28th over: England 137-3 (Morgan 31, Stokes 29) Morris tries a slower ball, but Morgan spots it, waits and sends it away for four. “I’ve never been too sure of the lyrics of That’s Amore,” writes Tom. “Is it ‘big pizza pie’ or ‘big piece of pie’? I’ve bever had a pizza pie, although it sounds like the sort of thing Shane Warne used to enjoy in the days before Liz Hurley got him counting the calories.” I don’t think a pizza pie refers to an actual pizza in a pastry crust, but to an American-style thick and doughy-style creation. However, I think a pastry pizza pie would go down pretty well it certain parts of the country. After all, you can get occasionally find them battered and fried, which must rank roughly similarly on both nutritional and absolute-gastronomic-crime scales.

27th over: England 132-3 (Morgan 26, Stokes 29) There’s a short delay before Phehlukwayo bowls, because one of the umpires is a bit chilly and wants another coat. The batsmen are gradually warming up too: Stokes heaves the ball over midwicket and it lands a couple of feet over the rope for six!

26th over: England 124-3 (Morgan 25, Stokes 22) Chris Morris is back, and Morgan licks his lips and swings his bat at a wide one which he misses by some distance. Perhaps frustration at missing out there contributed to the batsmen taking a much-too-sharp single off the next delivery, from which Morgan would have been run out by a distance had Miller hit the stumps from not too far away.

25th over: England 120-3 (Morgan 23, Stokes 21) The gloves are off! I mean, De Kock’s glove is literally off, because he’s just been hit in the hand by a Morgan edge and it’s a bit sore. It counts as another drop, but there was no way he was catching that, given how close he is to the batsman and how fast the ball was travelling. “Don’t know about the title,” writes Damian Clarke, “but a line in That’s Amore goes ‘Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay/Like a gay tarantella’. Which on initial reading got me thinking about the sexuality of big hairy spiders.”

24th over: England 117-3 (Morgan 22, Stokes 19) An over bookended by boundaries from Stokes. The first is pretty smart, sent high and straight, the second is a pretty severe mishit. Still, they all count.

23rd over: England 109-3 (Morgan 22, Stokes 11) Phehlukwayo’s first delivery is send thundering wide of mid-off by Morgan for four, but after that it’s just a couple of singles. England are still pootering rather than full-throttle motoring, but are not far off where they were at this stage in the first ODI (13 runs short, to be precise).

22nd over: England 103-3 (Morgan 17, Stokes 10) Pretorius bowls his seventh over, and Morgan has a go at taking out another team-mate, hitting another straight drive that would probably have hit the stumps had the bowler just poked it rather than trying to stop it. It looked like Stokes had learned from Root’s misfortune, though, as he was still very much in home base. De Kock is standing up to the stumps both to Pretorius and Phehlukwayo.

Old fashioned jackrussellesque aggressive wicket-keeping from Quinton de Kock pinning England back in both senses @Simon_Burnton

21st over: England 101-3 (Morgan 16, Stokes 9) Andile Phehlukwayo bowls his first over, and it brings five dots and a leg bye.

20th over: England 100-3 (Morgan 16, Stokes 9) England reach triple figures in slightly uncertain style, Stokes having a heave at a ball that misses his bat and hits his front pad and his back pad on its way through. Pretorius appeals loudly, but the umpire has heard two sounds and assumes there was therefore some bat involved. England’s resulting run is therefore not a leg bye, but the bat wasn’t involved in any way. Still, ball tracking shows it would have missed the stumps anyway, so no harm.

19th over: England 98-3 (Morgan 15, Stokes 8) “It seems Pretorius can take wickets after all,” deduces John Starbuck. “Doesn’t matter how, so long as they go. Incidentally, the Dean Martin song That’s amore has lots of applications: pointing out a firth on the Scottish east coast; sighting a mighty specimen of an eel at the fishmonger; commenting on Bobby Zamora’s efforts at goal-scoring etc. OBO readers can probably think of more.” So you know what John wants from you, and that’s some more, eh?

18th over: England 93-3 (Morgan 11, Stokes 7) A relatively drama-free over from Pretorius, with a hint of a half-appeal for lbw against Stokes, which isn’t very confident and results in nothing but a couple of leg byes.

17th over: England 88-3 (Morgan 9, Stokes 6) Another drop! Maharaj bowls, Stokes edges it and the ball flies just high of the static hands of Amla at slip! And then he’s dropped again! Another edge, this one popping out of De Kock’s gloves! And then he edges another! This time it goes wide of both keeper and slip and brings a couple of runs. That’s fine bowling, and Stokes is pretty lucky to still be in the middle.

16th over: England 82-3 (Morgan 9, Stokes 0) Root was looking in fabulous shape and all set for some proper fun, but alas ‘twas not to be. Ben Stokes comes in and, about 30 seconds later, starts waving at the England balcony. Happily it’s not his knee that’s troubling him, it’s his gloves. He needs a new one already. What could possibly have gone wrong with his first pair so quickly?

Pretorious' delivery to dismiss Hales was his second slowest of the day (119.77kph) but bounced more than any other (103cm). #EngvSA

Morgan drives straight, Pretorius gets the finest fingertip on the ball and it clatters into the stumps at the bowler’s end with Root out of his crease and thus done for! That is just rum bad luck and should be excluded from his averages for the sake of fairness.

15th over: England 78-2 (Root 38, Morgan 6) In which Root paddles Maharaj’s first delivery gently over his shoulder for a single, with the fielder at backward square leg not far away from getting round to catch it. Some more singles follow. “In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking,” notes Phil Sawyer. “Now, apparently, shoehorning references to old crooners into the OBO is acceptable. Anything goes, I guess. Incidentally 33-1 after nine overs? It’s just like watching, erm, England. Old England, obviously. Not All New All Different Exciting Brand Of Cricket England. I’m feeling all nostalgic.”

14th over: England 74-2 (Root 36, Morgan 4) Morgan takes a couple of deliveries to size up the sitguation, and then goes down on one knee to send the ball skimming through the covers for four, a lovely shot.

Hales doesn’t make much use of his second chance, swiftly top-edging the ball into the keeper’s gloves.

13th over: England 69-1 (Hales 24, Root 35) Dropped! That is totally bizarre! Hales hits high but not quite hard enough, and it drops towards Rabada at long on. He raises his hands to collect the ball and ... it flies right between them! And over the rope for six! That’s just bizarre catchmanship.

12th over: England 58-1 (Hales 18, Root 30) De Kock comes up to the stumps, and Hales immediately pops the ball over his head and gets four for his pains. Another follows a couple of balls later, through midwicket this time. Pretorius is like a walking run-buffet here.

11th over: England 47-1 (Hales 16, Root 21) And another change, Keshav Maharaj slowing things down a bit. Englad take a few singles, hindered mainly because their batsmen are still salivating wildly and licking their lips at the thought of some more Pretorius bowling to tuck into.

SA look a bit short of bowling options. Pretorius might have to bowl 10 overs and he doesn't look good enough for that @Simon_Burnton

10th over: England 43-1 (Hales 14, Root 19) A bowling change, with Dwaine Pretorius having a go, but the way Root reacts is as if they have just had “HIT ME” stitched into the ball. He goes after the bowler’s second delivery, dancing down the pitch and driving straight and low for four, and then smashes through midwicket for four more.

England have decided that Dwaine Pretorious can't bowl - I suspect that they're right.

9th over: England 33-1 (Hales 13, Root 10) Root goes after a fast, wide delivery and misses it completely, earning a chorus of “oooh”s from the assembled masses. Rabada’s last delivery is short but this one Root does pick out - but then so is the fielder at deep midwicket, unfortunately.

8th over: England 33-1 (Hales 13, Root 10) No fireworks as of yet but there have been a couple of sparklers, in the shape of Rabada’s wicket-smacking yorker and Hales’s brawny heave. But England look ready now to light the touchpaper, Hales bashing towards point only for a diving fielder to stop well, and Root hooking a gentle delivery from Morris fine for four.

7th over: England 25-1 (Hales 12, Root 3) Good pace variation from Rabada, most of whose deliveries are in the high 80something mph, but who then sends one down at 75mph, which Hales anticipates, waits for and tickles away for a couple.

6th over: England 20-1 (Hales 9, Root 1) It may have taken 18 deliveries for England to score a single, but South Africa then bowled 19 deliveries before they scored anything else. That includes a couple of bonus deliveries, because the last couple of overs have both featured an overenthusiastic bumper, both signalled wide. Then from the last ball of Morris’s over Hales takes a big step to his left and heaves the ball over the covers from chest high for four.

5th over: England 13-1 (Hales 4, Root 0) The speed gun tells us that the wicket-taking delivery was going at 93mph, which goes some way to excusing Roy’s complete failure to make contact on his attempted leg-side flick. Three of Roy’s last four ODI innings have ended for less than 10 runs now, which was true of one of the previous 15.

BOWLED HIM! What a beauty of a delivery by @KagisoRabada25 to get rid of Roy for 8. ENG 12/1 (4.1 ovs). #ProteaFire#ENGvSApic.twitter.com/HgPxHgUYLf

That’s really fast and full from Rabada, and Roy falls in single figures again!

4th over: England 12-0 (Roy 8, Hales 4) Roy tries to work the ball to mid on but fluffs the shot and edges, the ball flying at lovely catching height just wide of backward point. Another one-run over.

3rd over: England 11-0 (Roy 7, Hales 4) Rabada bounces one towards Roy’s head at 93mph, his fastest delivery of the day so far, and the batsman has a swing at it, edges it into his arm, and thence into the ground. Roy seems unbothered, but I’m scared for him. “AB knows South Africa doesn’t chase good, he just wants to prove a point, instead of putting the team first,” writes Werner Venter. “SA much better without him!” They have, however, won seven of their last nine games when batting second, against Australia, Sri Lanka and New Zealand (some of those games without AB, but still). Just a single off the over.

England's first single from their 18th delivery @Simon_Burnton

2nd over: England 10-0 (Roy 6, Hales 4) Chris Morris bowls, and Hales almost exactly replicates Roy’s lovely first-over boundary through midwicket, with identiacl aresults.

1st over: England 6-0 (Roy 6, Hales 0) After a few dots Roy works the ball square off his hip and gets a couple and, emboldened, works the next through midwicket for four. No immediate movement but the last bounces sharply over Roy’s right shoulder and is left well alone.

Kagiso Rabada has the ball. This is happening.

Jerusalem is being sung, and the players are coming out, to what sounds on TV like wildly enthusiastic applause.

And there’s also this:

England have only won one of their last six ODIs at the Ageas (v Pak last year). Will have worse of conditions after losing toss #EngvSA

This isn’t promising. Or it is promising, I suppose, depending.

Since the 2015 World Cup South Africa have won six of their seven matches when they have chosen to field first. #EngvSA

“Hope the weather is fine with you all,” writes Chris Drew. It’s certainly fine with me, thanks, despite some overnight rain. Anyway, continue. “It’s lovely here in Normandy. And you know that when the world seems to shine, like you’ve had too much wine, that’s amore! And don’t we all love cricket?” Hmmm, I’m not sure how the Dean Martinesque crooning came into it, but in the circumstances I’m willing to overlook it.

So South Africa bring in Dwayne Pretorius, Farhaan Berhardien and Keshav Maharaj, the latter making his ODI debut.

Here’s South Arica’s team sheet, courtesy of the TMS Twitter people.

Three changes for South Africa. #ENGvSA#bbccricketpic.twitter.com/Y2BYmkn6L9

AB is “expecting a big improvement from all of us today”. Eoin Morgan says he too would have bowled first, but isn’t really bothered. Chris Woakes is out with a minor injury, and Jake Ball comes in.

We have lost the toss and will bat first.

Here is our team for today's match #ENGvSApic.twitter.com/3NUiiUi08Z

“The ball should be swinging a bit,” says AB. “Let’s hope we get a few wickets early on.”

Live TV coverage has just started, and it’s cloudy and a bit breezy. A toss worth winning, then.

Cloudy at the Rose Bowl and not as warm as it might be. It should swing plenty. 50-5 at Midday is not out of the question @Simon_Burnton

Hello world!

Welcome to The Further Adventures of Englishmen and South Africans Attempting to Hit Themselves Into Form by Next Week Sometime. The first attempt did the trick for some of them, and was for the most part rather stirring, though it fizzled out a bit towards the end. Surely the very worst case scenario when it comes to today’s action is that it will be broadly similar. We should be getting a 7/10 for sporting fun at the very minimum, which is not something that can be said with any great confidence of, say, the Cup final (just as well as cricket-watchers are likely to miss some or all of it).

Simon will be here shortly. In the meantime, here’s our news-story-slash-preview with some glad tidings concerning Ben Stokes’ left knee:

Ben Stokes will be fit to play against South Africa in the second ODI in Southampton on Saturday. It is an indication of Stokes’ status that a gaggle of newshounds kept a constant eye on him throughout a long training session, in which he did little bowling. At one point Stokes was batting right-handed and missing the ball on purpose in order to give Jos Buttler some wicketkeeping practice and we were all dutifully transfixed.

Stokes is a totemic figure and England want him involved whenever possible. On Thursday night he had a scan which did not reveal any serious damage. On Friday morning with his knee carefully bandaged he spent a long time batting. Then we were informed he was fit, able to bowl and playing. So England have resisted the temptation to wrap him in cotton wool even though the Champions Trophy is just around the corner. The medics must be confident that he is fine and there is no doubt Stokes is eager for the fray.

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England v South Africa: third ODI – live!

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27th over: England 133-7 (Bairstow 51, Roland-Jones 30) Roland-Jones plays a magnificent on-drive for four off Rabada. New Angus Fraser? More like the new Chris Woakes.

An email from Tom Adam. “Oh dear, all these Lord’s virgins on the OBO. Makes a change from just virgins, I suppose.” Burn. “Naylor was obviously referring to the length of time it takes to get your hamper through the security checks, not how long it takes to find your quails’ eggs. A few years ago they confiscated my ‘waiter’s friend’ corkscrew, on the basis that the 1.5cm blade for foil cutting was a weapon. I went straight off to the Lord’s shop and bought a replacement which was identical in every respect, except that it had ‘Lord’s - Home of Cricket’ emblazoned on the side. At least my victim would die happy, or something.”

26th over: England 128-7 (Bairstow 51, Roland-Jones 25) Well played Jonny B, a man who doesn’t know the meaning of “lost cause”. Does anyone feel England have to squeeze him into their first XI? And if so, how?

For Jonny Bairstow, the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer of this England side. A sweep takes him to 51 off 64 balls, worth a hundred in the circumstances.

25th over: England 124-7 (Bairstow 47, Roland-Jones 25) AB de Villiers is sufficiently rattled to send for Rabada, the man of the moment with that fabulous opening salvo. Bairstow, treating him with due respect, follows a few dots with an exquisite dab for four through the mysteriously vacant slips, and a push to leg for a hard-run three.

Gary Naylor picks up the thread about double-barrelled players. “What about Graham Lbwalderman-Gooch?”

24th over: England 117-7 (Bairstow 40, Roland-Jones 25) Roland-Jones is on fire. He cover-drives Parnell for four as if he was Joe Root, then square-drives for four more. With 25 off only 21 balls, he has outscored Bairstow five to one.

23rd over: England 109-7 (Bairstow 40, Roland-Jones 17) Roland-Jones lives dangerously, almost popping a dolly to midwicket off Morris, but rallies superbly with a flick for four and then a pull for six. Is he going to do a Ben Hollioake?

Meanwhile John Starbuck joins the picnic fray. “Forget the Tupperware,” he advises. “You need a basket to include the fizzy wine and glasses to drink it from. You can’t do that with plastic boxes, which are rarely stylish.”

Roland-Jones! Flipped over deep square, off Morris. That’s the way to deal with a barrage of bouncers.

This looked a long, long way away at 20-6, but England have now reached the giddy heights of 102-7.

22nd over: England 98-7 (Bairstow 40, Roland-Jones 6) Bairstow plays a short-arm shovel for a single, and when Parnell tries yet another bouncer at Roland-Jones, he goes for five wides, much to the crowd’s delight. He is the Ole Gunnar Sols

The cameras find a young woman in a box with a glass of champagne. By the time they go back to her, she has one in each hand and a broad smile on her face. That’s Lord’s to a T.

21st over: England 91-7 (Bairstow 39, Roland-Jones 5) Roland-Jones is reckoned by Sky to be England’s first double-barrelled cricketer for 82 years. Can that really be true? Anyway he plays up to the role with a majestic off drive for four, meeting a length ball from Morris at the top of the bounce. Then he cops a blow, gloving a pull into the grille of his helmet, but thankfully he’s OK to continue. When Morris serves up another bouncer, he sways out of the way. He too looks like a good temperament.

“Search a picnic basket?” snorts Damian Clarke, responding to Gary Naylor (18th over). “Surely the sign of a disorganised lunch packer. Mr Naylor is cordially invited to my next Tupperware party.”

20th over: England 87-7 (Bairstow 39, Roland-Jones 1) Every young cricketer dreams of playing for their country, but not many envisage coming out to bat at Lord’s with the score 82-7. On the plus side, Toby Roland-Jones has time to build an innings, and he sets about it by going back to a short one from Parnell, tucking into the leg side, and getting off the mark first ball. Jonny B plays a lordly whip-pull for four.

An email from Andrew Benton. “It would have been Mooen Ali who’d save the day for England at this stage, but... oh. Why change a line-up when it clearly works so well?” He had a minor injury, same as Stokes and Woakes. The late middle-order has done quite well all the same – it’s the specialists who blew it.

Parnell does the trick, luring Willey into a loose chip to cover. Its the end of a spirited knock, and England are back in the mire at 82-7.

19th over: England 82-6 (Bairstow 35, Willey 26) Morris, after that bad over, restricts the batsmen to three singles. Nasser Hussain is talking about the forecast rain, which may yet come to England’s rescue. “Hello Tim,” says Matthew Doherty. “Is this a September NatWest final?”

18th over: England 79-6 (Bairstow 34, Willey 24) AB summons Parnell, hoping for more of that early-morning magic, but the swing has gone, the pitch is true, and Willey plays a comfy push down the ground for two.

A thought from Gary Naylor. “I reckon England lost their first six wickets in less time than it took to search a picnic basket.”

17th over: England 76-6 (Bairstow 34, Willey 21) The experiment with spin is over as Chris Morris comes on. Willey cracks a cut for four, then squeezes to square leg for a hard-run two. This brings up the 50 partnership, 51 off 70 balls – a testament to two sound temperaments. Bairstow adds another cut for four, and that is England’s best over of the day.

16th over: England 65-6 (Bairstow 30, Willey 14) Morkel continues from the Pavilion end, or as Shaun Pollock calls it on commentary, “the changing-room end”. When Morkel gets one to lift especially steeply, Bairstow upper-cuts it for a classy four. Willey, mirroring him, pulls for a single, and passes his career-best.

Patrick Blewer picks up on my point about Ben Hollioake (10:56am, which seems a long time ago now). “I was at Lord’s that day,” he says. “It was warm. Hollioake played like a young Hercules. He had more time and more style than anyone I’d seen. I imagine people felt the same about Gower.

14th over: England 56-6 (Bairstow 23, Willey 12) Morkel drops short and Bairstow plays a full-blooded cut for four. Shot of the day so far, not that it’s saying a great deal. The run-rate is actually verging on the respectable. And that’s drinks. What a morning!

“Afternoon Tim,” says Dave Adams. “Well this is a bit of a mess.” You can say that again. “I guess there are two crumbs of comfort here. Firstly, it’s a dead rubber, so if you’re going to have a batting meltdown, better to get it in before the business end of things starts.” True. “Secondly, I’m sure I’m not alone in finding a consistently competent England ODI team a bit unsettling, so this is a welcome reminder that we are, after all, still the same old England.” As is that sentiment.

13th over: England 51-6 (Bairstow 18, Willey 12) Four singles in a row off the slow left-arm of Maharaj. England’s fifty is cheered as if it was the 250, and this partnership has now raised 31 – riches indeed.

Gary Naylor has spotted something. “Double figures for David Willey for the first time since April 16, when he made 19 for Yorkshire in the Champo.” He’s got time for treble figures, if he can just stick around.

12th over: England 47-6 (Bairstow 16, Willey 10) These two are doing what they have to do, trying to stem the tide. They see off an over from Morkel without alarms.

A tweet from the editor of Wisden, Lawrence Booth. “As my old maths teacher used to say, get your disaster out of the way in the mocks.”

11th over: England 45-6 (Bairstow 15, Willey 9) AB may have been tempted to bowl Rabada out, but he opts to see if there’s any turn for Keshav Maharaj. Bairstow greets him with a cut for four. If anyone can get England out of this hole, he can.

“Morning Tim,” says Damian Clarke. “I’ve told my wife that there is everything to play for in today’s crucial match. The minute she finds out otherwise, there are gutters to clean, borders to be weeded and shopping to be done. So, mum’s the word, eh?” Old-school.

10th over: England 40-6 (Bairstow 10, Willey 9) Morne Morkel comes on for his first bowl of the series, long legs pumping like pistons. Each batsman takes a single. “So, Tim,” says Austin Baird, “what time is the rain due?”

9th over: England 38-6 (Bairstow 9, Willey 8) Rabada, or Rabid as the Guardian auto-correct longs to call him, brings the best out of Bairstow, or Barstow – a crisp cover drive for four, played from deep in the crease.

8th over: England 32-6 (Bairstow 3, Willey 8) David Willey, who is a fine striker of the ball, albeit usually at the other end of the innings, biffs Parnell through midwicket for four. Then he plays and misses, going for a cut, before fending uncertainly at a lifter. And then he slashes at thin air again. “Look away now,” says David Lloyd.

7th over: England 28-6 (Bairstow 3, Willey 4) Bairstow sees off the hat-trick ball from Rabada, who has 4-12. And he even leaves one outside the off stump. If England had done a bit more of that today, they might be only two down. Their first duty now is to hang in there for a while. Their second is to pass 86, their lowest-ever 50-over score.

6th over: England 28-6 (Bairstow 3, Willey 4) Jonny Bairstow, an innocent bystander so far, plays a nice clip for three. David Willey joins the ranks of the wild wafters and gets away with it as AB de Villiers has moved the fourth slip. We are into the realm of the ironic cheer.

A tweet from Steve Pye. “Any chance of a T20 match after South Africa wrap this up by 1?” Good call.

5th over: England 20-6 (Bairstow 0, Willey 0) Jos Buttler plays the situation for two minutes with some sober blocks, then clips Rabada for a handsome four through midwicket, then perishes. England are down to the bowlers already. And no sooner has Adil Rashid come in than he is out, driving loosely to second slip. That’s four wickets in the last seven balls.

A tweet from Gary Naylor. “It’s the done thing to play every wicket like it’s par 350, but you’d be happy to be 45-1 at lunch in a Test in these conditions.”

Another mindless slash, another sharp catch. ENGLAND ARE 20-6.

Another one! A half-volley from Rabada, Buttler’s eyes light up, and a quick thick edge is superbly snaffled at second slip. England are 20-5. Yes, twenty for five. They’ve never started a one-dayer this badly.

And another one! Rabada tempts Hales into the drive, the bait is taken and so is the catch. England are 15-4: carnage.

Parnell does it again, running the ball up the slope to take the edge. Morgan has gone, England are 15-3, and they don’t have the usual bank of all-rounders to draw on. It’s all down to you, Jonny B.

3rd over: England 11-2 (Hales 1, Morgan 4) Extraordinary – an over without a wicket. Eoin Morgan, trying to look as if he is used to being out there this early, picks up a two and a one off the pacey Rabada.

2nd over: England 8-2 (Hales 1, Morgan 1) Joe Root just had time to play one of his trademark square drives, for two, before Parnell got him. South Africa finish the over with four slips. Great stuff.

England are 7-2! Wayne Parnell swings a yorker back into Root’s boots, and up goes the finger. Wasim Akram would have been happy with that one.

1st over: England 4-1 (Hales 0, Root 0) Rabada beat Roy with his second ball, moving it down the slope, then conceded four as he strayed on to the pads, then struck, so poor old Roy fails again. The pitch looks sporting – a tinge of green, a bit of bounce.

Rabada strikes in the first over as Roy, sorely out of form, offers a limp edge to first slip. England are 4-1.

And we have our first contribution from outside the confines of my sofa. “Morning Tim,” says Stuie Neale. “I expect England to get the job done again today, make 350-375 I reckon.” That’s confidence for you.

Well, not quite to the letter, but it was the same day in spirit – the May bank holiday at Lord’s, the final one-dayer of three, a full house for a dead rubber. England, 2-0 up against Australia in 1997, gave a debut to a teenage all-rounder, Ben Hollioake. He strolled out at No.3 and started whipping Glenn McGrath into the Tavern as if he was still playing for his school. He finished with 63 off 48 balls, heady stuff in those days (Mike Atherton had made 1 off 15). It was a fabulous entrance, a first fine careless rapture.

I was editing Wisden Cricket Monthly at the time, and we had no hesitation in putting Ben and his brother Adam, who had played a handful of games, on the cover of the next issue. England were less good at handling players then than they are now, and Ben’s international career still hadn’t fully got going when he died in a car crash in Perth in 2002, at the horribly young age of 24. But his family and friends, and fans, will always have that day to remember.

AB de Villiers wins the toss and bowls, undeterred by the fact that he has just done this twice and lost. South Africa make three changes, bringing in JP Duminy, Morne Morkel and Wayne Parnell, which gives them more heft and know-how.

England trump that with four changes – Bairstow for Stokes as expected, and Willey, Finn and Roland-Jones for Woakes, Moeen and Wood. Roland-Jones receives his England cap from Angus Fraser, who is both his boss at Middlesex and his role model as a hit-the-deck seamer.

It’s Lord’s, it’s a bank holiday, it’s England v South Africa, it’s AB de Villiers. But... it’s a dead rubber, it’s due to rain, and England are expected to be without Stokes, Woakes or Moeen. To lose one all-rounder to a minor injury may be considered a misfortune; to lose three looks like it may have been unwise to let two of them play in the IPL.

The astonishing twist on Saturday, when South Africa needed seven off the last over and managed only four, has left this game looking a bit limp. In cricket, though, there are always sub-plots. South Africa need a win to pump up their tyres for the Champions Trophy, in which they are widely tipped to reach the semi-finals. They also need to make their mark at Lord’s, having never won a one-day game there: in three appearances, all against England, they’ve made totals ranging from 107 to 220. It’s an odd record given that Lord’s Tests bring out the best in tndhem – they’ve played five in modern times, won four a drawn one.

Tim will be here soon.

In the meantime, here’s some follow-up from England’s victory in the second ODI to seal the series.

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England v Bangladesh: Champions Trophy 2017 – live!

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Tamim lofts Moeen in the general direction of the Houses of Parliament. In the stand, a Bangladesh supporter dances for joy, brandishing a cuddly tiger.

40th over: Bangladesh 223-2 (Tamim 106, Mushfiqur 63) Morgan sends for Plunkett, and Tamim gives him the charge and plunks him to midwicket for four. Nine off the over, and Bangladesh have their eye on 320.

John Starbuck chips in on Sgt Pepper. “If Wood takes plenty of wickets, we might see the horse dancing the waltz.”

39th over: Bangladesh 214-2 (Tamim 100, Mushfiqur 62) Morgan’s approach to fixing a hole is to replace one off-spinner with another. Mooen returns and the batsmen help themselves to five singles, the last of which gives Tamim a well-earned hundred. England have been strangely passive for the past half an hour.

Tamim nudges Moeen for a single off his legs and that’s his century. He raises his bat and both of his arms, as well as he may. It’s been a superb innings.

38th over: Bangladesh 209-2 (Tamim 97, Mushfiqur 60) The Oval can be unforgiving for the bowlers and poor old Jake Ball is getting a hammering. One upper cut for four is followed by another, played from the crease this time. Morgan badly needs to grab the wheel.

Mushfiqur goes down the track to Ball – and plays that upper cut again, for four. A shot that sums up the day so far.

37th over: Bangladesh 199-2 (Tamim 96, Mushfiqur 51) Root is given a third over, rather mysteriously, and Mushfiqur celebrates with an off-drive for four. That’s a fine fifty, and a very fine hundred partnership.

36th over: Bangladesh 191-2 (Tamim 94, Mushfiqur 45) Ball goes for a few more singles and a four, as Mushfiqur brings out that upper cut again. On this flat and bouncy pitch, England may be backing themselves to match whatever Bangladesh manage.

35th over: Bangladesh 184-2 (Tamim 92, Mushfiqur 40) And now, as Root continues, they milk an actual off-spinner. No sign of the nervous nineties from Tamim.

Tom Adam picks up the Sgt Pepper thread. “I’m waiting for Tamim to fend at a bouncer and miss, with the ball glancing off his shoulder and beyond Buttler, so that as Tamim starts to run he can hum ‘I get byes with a little help from my fends’. I’m here all week.”

34th over: Bangladesh 179-2 (Tamim 90, Mushfiqur 37) Morgan withdraws Stokes, possibly in a an attempt to avoid spontaneous combustion, and sends for Jake Ball, whose first spell was a mixture of the good, the bad and the ugly. The batsmen keep it simple and milk him like an off-spinner.

33rd over: Bangladesh 174-2 (Tamim 87, Mushfiqur 35) Morgan turns to Joe Root’s off-spin, which is like waving a banner saying “We were wrong to drop Rashid”. But Root is a decent seventh bowler. He varies his pace and concedes only three singles, plus two wides. That’s drinks, with Bangladesh, the rank outsiders, on top.

32nd over: Bangladesh 169-2 (Tamim 85, Mushfiqur 34) Tamim breaks the spell with a gorgeous little dab for four through the vacant slips. Stokes gives him a volley of abuse, which, when I put it into Google Translate, comes out as “Great shot”.

31st over: Bangladesh 163-2 (Tamim 80, Mushfiqur 33) Wood has the extra pace to get his bouncer past Mushfiqur’s upper cut. He and Stokes have slowed down the scoring, but what England really want from them is a wicket or two. Meanwhile, on the boundary, some drums are being played by some beefeaters.

30th over: Bangladesh 159-2 (Tamim 78, Mushfiqur 31) Morgan has turned to both of his Make Things Happen merchants, Wood and Stokes, and they’re not making anything happen. It’s a tribute to a flat track and a fine, controlled performance from these two batsmen.

An email from Phil Russell, picking up on Phil With all (last over). “Lose it in the sky with dire hands, surely?”

29th over: Bangladesh 156-2 (Tamim 76, Mushfiqur 30) Wood restores order for half an over, but then he serves up a soft bouncer which Tamim dismisses in front of square. At the risk of jinxing him, you’d have to say he deserves a hundred.

An email from Phil Withall. “You mentioned Jim Laker commentating on the BBC highlights. Surely with the levels of technology available nowadays it should be possible to create a virtual Jim, or for that matter an Arlott or Johnston. The future of cricket coverage lies in the past.”

28th over: Bangladesh 150-2 (Tamim 71, Mushfiqur 29) Plunkett gives way to Stokes, and Mushfiqur plays an imperious pull for four. That’s the fifty partnership, 52 off only eight overs. England, like the ball, are apt to go a bit soft in the middle overs. Morgan sends for Mark Wood to make something happen.

27th over: Bangladesh 143-2 (Tamim 70, Mushfiqur 23) Some milking of Moeen, and a delicious late cut for three from Mushfiqur, the only right-hand batsman we have seen so far.

Meanwhile Robin Hobbs picks up on Brian Withington’s point about Moeen’s drop (23rd over). “Did he lose it in the sky with dire mitts?”

26th over: Bangladesh 136-2 (Tamim 68, Mushfiqur 18) They may have decided to target Plunkett too. Tamim plays a flick-pull for four, a cover shove for four more, and a late cut that deserves more than a single. He is two-thirds of the way to a memorable hundred.

25th over: Bangladesh 125-2 (Tamim 59, Mushfiqur 16) The batsmen finally get the message that Moeen is the man to lay into. That’s the half-way mark, and the run rate reaches five an over. They’ll be looking for seven from here on in.

Mooed finds himself under attack at last, as Tamim dances down the track and lofts him over long-off. Lovely shot.

24th over: Bangladesh 116-2 (Tamim 52, Mushfiqur 14) Plunkett gets the plug back in. He has been averaging two wickets a game this year, without anyone but the Sky caption geeks noticing.

23rd over: Bangladesh 113-2 (Tamim 51, Mushfiqur 12) Moeen keeps it steady.

An email from Brian Withington. “Struggling to find an appropriate reference to mark the Sgt Pepper 50th anniversary before someone reaches 64 not out,” he muses. “Presumably Moeen is hoping for some friendly assistance to fix a big enough hole to hide in after that drop?”

22nd over: Bangladesh 108-2 (Tamim 50, Mushfiqur Rahim 8) Eleven off the over as each batsman helps himself to a four. Stuie Neale’s 300 is still in sight.

An email from John Starbuck. “I don’t know how many OBO readers are also regular Guardian readers, but they may be unaware that the Guardian’s TV listings are consistently wrong in respect of this series, because they have not looked at the EPG. The Beeb is showing daily highlights, usually late on BBC2, of every game. Tonight it’s BBC2 23:20-00:10, in place of Jane Austen: Behind closed doors, which is no great loss as it got terrible reviews.” Yes, great to see the old highlights back on the Beeb, even if they are a bit late in the day. I’m fully expecting commentary from Jim Laker.

For Tamim Iqbal, who emerges from a mini-drought with a flashing cut for four. He joins Sgt Pepper in reaching an entertaining half-century.

Mushfiqur, seeing that there’s a nettle to be grasped, hits a dreamy off-drive for four off the first ball of Plunkett’s over.

21st over: Bangladesh 97-2 (Tamim 46, Mushfiqur Rahim 1) Moeen continues, and bowls a maiden, to Tamim, of all people. Mo has 0-6 off his three overs, and there was I thinking they would target him.

A tweet from Ian Johnston. “Re Google Doodles (17th over) - Steve Castle needs to practise some more. To release a Goweresque cover drive is easy (ish).”

20th over: Bangladesh 97-2 (Tamim 46, Mushfiqur Rahim 1) So Morgan has made things happen by bringing Stokes on, and by taking him off. Plunkett returns, Imrul capitulates after a promising cameo, and there are only two runs off the over.

A slog from Imrul, and Wood hurls himself to his left at deep mid-on and somehow clings on as he bumps against the turf. That’s the first great catch of this Champions Trophy.

19th over: Bangladesh 93-1 (Tamim 45, Imrul 19) Moeen keeps it tight and has another shout for lbw against Imrul, which doesn’t detain the umpire for long. A Sky caption tells us there have been 70 dots this morning, proof of Bangladesh’s watchfulness.

18th over: Bangladesh 93-1 (Tamim 44, Imrul 18) Ben Stokes bowls his fourth over, which is more than he managed in either of his outings against South Africa. No sign of pain from his dicky knee, but he may wince as Imrul upper-cuts for a nonchalant four.

17th over: Bangladesh 86-1 (Tamim 42, Imrul 13) Here’s Mo, and he has an lbw shout against Tamim first ball. It was straightening, but not quite enough. The rest of the over is liquorice allsorts, including a wide. A shame not to see Rashid on this bouncy track.

Meanwhile Steve Castle is keeping his eye on the big issues. “Re the Google Cricket Doodle. It seems to replicate village cricket rather well, in that every single shot ends up being an ungainly hoick to the leg side, regardless of when you swing the bat. The snails are predictably slow in the field with singles being turned into twos or even threes. However they very rapidly return to their positions before each delivery – obviously penalties for slow over rates in Googleland are positively Draconian. I’ve only struck one boundary so far. Has anyone managed to hit a six, or better still, hit the ball to the off side?!”

16th over: Bangladesh 82-1 (Tamim 39, Imrul 13) Stokes gets one past Imrul’s outside edge, but Bangladesh keep the score ticking over. They can be satisfied with the first chapter of the day: half old-school plod, half 21st-century free-for-all, and nine wickets in hand. England haven’t been bad but they have worries with injuries, and, with no Rashid, need Moeen to bowl better than he has fielded.

15th over: Bangladesh 79-1 (Tamim 38, Imrul 9) Plunkett tries to tuck Tamim up, which has been England’s tactic all morning. It seems to be working less and less well as Tamim straight-drives for four and slashes through the slips for four more. But Plunkett, who has seen it all before, bounces back superbly, beating the bat with the last two balls of the over. Good contest.

14th over: Bangladesh 68-1 (Tamim 29, Imrul 9) A rare case of Morgan being too defensive. Stokes finds the edge of Imrul’s bat and it goes straight through the gap at first slip. Morgan then shuts the stable door, bringing in Joe Root, and Imrul rubs it in nicely with a flick for four, at catchable height, through the resulting gap.

13th over: Bangladesh 57-1 (Tamim 27, Imrul Kayes 0) Liam Plunkett comes on, beats the bat and concedes only a single. What a trouper he has become.

12th over: Bangladesh 56-1 (Tamim 26, Imrul Kayes 0) Morgan turns to Ben Stokes, whose knee is on the way to being the metatarsal of this tournament. He starts with a wide, but by the end of the over he is showing his ability to get a wicket with a bad ball. The end of an opening partnership that was first tentative, then admirable.

It’s the man with the golden arm, Ben Stokes, who bowls a long hop and somehow persuades Soumya to pick out the man at deep point. Bangladesh are 56-1.

10th over: Bangladesh 52-0 (Tamim 24, Soumya 27) The first big over. Not content with that six off Ball, Soumya adds a cut for four and a square drive for four more. And that’s the fifty up. After a wary start, Bangladesh have broken loose.

Ball bowls a perfectly normal delivery and Soumya lofts him over long-on. The first six of several hundred in this tournament, it’s a sign of a brave batsman and a flat pitch.

10th over: Bangladesh 36-0 (Tamim 23, Soumya 12) Mark Wood continues, digs it in, and Tamim nearly fends the ball off onto his stumps before pulling the next short one for a gutsy four. Wood is an unusual bowler, and not just because he likes to ride an imaginary horse. His pace demands respect, the pundits rate him, but he has never taken four wickets in this form of the game. That said, he found a way to win a match the other day without taking a wicket at all.

9th over: Bangladesh 30-0 (Tamim 18, Soumya 11) Tamim’s eye, which is quite something, is in now. He flicks Ball for four, then plays a lovely little whip for none, and another for a single. He has 15 off his last 14 balls.

8th over: Bangladesh 25-0 (Tamim 13, Soumya 11) Tamim shows his true colours, at last, with a thumping straight drive off Wood. The cameras pick out Clive Lloyd, rather poignantly. On his watch, West Indies won the first world cricket tournament, and the second. This time, they haven’t even qualified.

7th over: Bangladesh 20-0 (Tamim 8, Soumya 11) Jake Ball bounces back from a poor first over with a fine second one, finding his length, beating Tamim outside off, and then luring him into what should have been a routine catch.

An email from Chris Drew. “Kandukuru need to remember this is an England cricket side. To paraphrase Stingray - anything can happen in the next three weeks.”

Ball to Tamim, who clips it straight to square leg, where Moeen Ali can’t hold on.

6th over: Bangladesh 20-0 (Tamim 8, Soumya 11) A single for each batsman, a run-out chance if Bairstow had hit the stumps, and a four off the glove over the head of Jos Buttler, as Wood extracts the tennis-ball bounce for which the Oval is known.

5th over: Bangladesh 14-0 (Tamim 3, Soumya 10) Jake Ball takes over from Woakes, goes too full and allows Bangladesh to get going, with Soumya playing a whip and a cover drive for two handsome fours in a row. He has 10 off 13.

An email from Kandukuru Nagarjun, picking up on my question about whether England are worthy favourites. “This England team, as good as they are to watch, are flat-track bullies. I mean that in the best sense possible. As SA proved the other day, the only thing that can stop them is high-quality fast bowling on a pitch that gives both bowlers and batsmen a chance. Australia may well beat them if they go in with Starc, Cummins, Hazlewood and Pattinson. That could be like having to face Johnson, Lee, McGrath and McDermott. Scary if your opening batsman has Roy’s technique.

4th over: Bangladesh 6-0 (Tamim 3, Soumya 2) Another maiden: Wood is banging it in and Tamim is seeing it off. He has 3 off 17 balls, which is quite out of character.

3rd over: Bangladesh 6-0 (Tamim 3, Soumya 2) Soumya flashes at Woakes, a little loosely, and turns a two into one with some dopey running. Tamim does better with a crisp tuck for three. Bangladesh not exactly starting with a bang. But worryingly for England, Woakes is leaving the field.

2nd over: Bangladesh 2-0 (Tamim 0, Soumya 1) Mark Wood takes the new ball, finding his usual snap and some swing. Soumya gets the first run of the tournament with a push into the covers, which is greeted like a four. When Wood bowls a bouncer to Tamim, it goes so high that it’s a wide.

“Morning Tim,” says Stuie Neale. “Restrict BAN to under 300 would be good.” Like the Chinese premier who was asked about the French Revolution, I reckon it’s a bit early to say.

1st over: Bangladesh 0-0 (Tamim Iqbal 0, Soumya Sarkar 0) Chris Woakes opens the proceedings with, of all things, a maiden. Tamim, who can be so explosive, is watchful, but there are no alarms.

One well-known Englishman has already reached his half-century today, and in this case we can safely say that a hundred is a sure thing. Happy birthday, Sgt Pepper.

The national anthems are played, with Bangladesh’s getting a warm hand from the crowd. And the first email has landed. “The Google cricket Doodle is quite addictive,” says Tom van der Gucht, “although possibly not quite up there on the pinnacle of all-time great online cricket games – Stick Cricket. A game that repeatedly sucked me into a misplaced sense of confidence, as I walloped Akram and Holding for repeated 6s, only for my spirit to be broken as I was then skittled by medium-paced dobblers, which seemed impossible to time, reducing my innings to dust.” We’ve all been there.

Eoin Morgan wins the toss and decides too have a bowl. On a sunny morning, Bangladesh may not mind that. England spring a surprise by leaving out Adil Rashid in favour of Jake Ball. It suggests that Ben Stokes won’t be bowling, although Morgan says otherwise. Ball did take an ODI five-for in Dhaka last autumn, and he was England’s most testing bowler against South Africa on Monday.

Bangladesh do some tinkering too, leaving out the gifted teenager Mehedi Hasan and packing the batting. The man to watch is Mustafizur Rahman, the 21-year-old left-arm seamer whose record in this form of the game is already excellent. “It’s time for the talking to stop,” says Nasser Hussain, which is an interesting line for a commentator to take.

England, apparently. According to the bookies, today’s game at the Oval pits the tournament favourites (5/2 or so) against the rank outsiders Bangladesh (66/1 if you shop around). But the rankings tell a different story: it’s fifth in the world against sixth.

Exciting as they’ve been for the past two years, England have never won a world 50-over tournament. And the bookies, and the punters, are usually keen on past form – that’s presumably why they’re saying Man United will return to the top three next season, and Spurs, a much better team at the moment, will sink to sixth. What do you think: are England really more likely to lift this cup than Australia or India?

Morning everyone, and welcome to our over-by-over covfefe of the Champions Trophy. Some international tournaments are so pumped up with hype that they soon feel deflated, while others are under-sold and turn out to be a pleasant surprise. As with parties, it’s better not to look forward to them too much. The Champions Trophy, now in its eighth edition, is one of the quiet ones.

It’s also the one they couldn’t hang. The 2013 tournament, also held in England and Wales, was due to be the last, but then even the people who run cricket realised that it made no sense to kill off an event that is succinct, to the point, vibrant and hard to predict.

Tim will be here shortly.

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New Zealand v Australia: ICC Champions Trophy 2017 – live!

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16th over: New Zealand 117-2 (Williamson 24, Taylor 0) Australia really needed that.

Ronchi goes again, swinging at a wide one, but it’s slower than he was expecting so the ball skids off the face and goes straight to point.

16th over: New Zealand 117-1 (Ronchi 65, Williamson 24) Williamson knows what to do, gliding a single to third man to get Ronchi back on strike. Ronchi responds, Williamson does likewise, and then...

15th over: New Zealand 114-1 (Ronchi 64, Williamson 22) New Zealand are in complete command here and Cummins is suffering; Ronchi steps back and smashes him through cover for four. But next ball he swats to mid-on, Starc leaps to catch - by the standard, it’s not a difficult catch - but he puts it down! And oh my days does Ronchi make him pay! First he carts four down the ground - not sure that’s a “proper cricket shot” and so much the better - then bludgeons six over the bowler’s head! Cummins has gone for 52 off five over.

14th over: New Zealand 99-1 (Ronchi 50, Williamson 22) New Zealand are loving life at the moment, Ronchi especially. He slashes at yet another, edges hard over slip, and up comes his fifty with the resultant four - off 33 balls. Ronchi, incidentally, was man of the match, in his fourth and last ODI for Australia - he 64 off 28 balls, and never played again.

13th over: New Zealand 94-1 (Ronchi 46, Williamson 21) Warne reckons Steven Smith should’ve picked a spinner, and he might just be thinking the same! Ronchi is going after Cummins, making room, and when he’s followed. trusting the bounce to fling hands, carving six over third man! And next ball he goes again, trying to pull and gloving four over the keeper’s head. That’s the fifty partnership.

12th over: New Zealand 81-1 (Ronchi 35, Williamson 19) A crafty single from Williamson returns strike to Ronchi, and he immediately drags four from outside off to long leg. Starc chases it valiantly, but to no avail; lovely stuff. Then, off the final delivery, Ronchi slams hard into the off side, only for Henriques to dive and field; great work, because that was headed to the fence.

11th over: New Zealand 74-1 (Ronchi 30, Williamson 17) Ronchi hasn’t taken long to get going again, punching Cummins over his heed and back down the ground for four. He’s batting with excellent control here, while clouting all that needs clouting.

“Perhaps there is a fancy name for umbrellaphobia that is not as disappointing as umbrellaphobia, but it strikes me that while they are part of the discourse of cricket, as your photo demonstrates, any incursion of umbrellas into a sport that does not have a problem with rain renders them utterly Steve McClaren.”

10th over: New Zealand 68-1 (Ronchi 25, Williamson 16) The break might’ve suited Australia - they weren’t at their best early on, and will know from the start that they’ll only have 46 over to bat. And Hastings opens with a jaffa, moving it away from Ronchi who plays and misses.

The players are middled...

One bowler can bowl ten overs, four others can bowl nine.

The Aussies are stretching on the boundary. We’re close.

...provided there’s no more rain. Lunch is now half an hour.

Amen selah!

It’s looking like an early lunch at 1, which according to my forecast is roundabout when the rain will stop. Then we should be good for a thunderstorm roundabout 2.

It’s raining again, and overs will start coming off now

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Ah, cricket #roses#YourYorkshire@YorkshireCCC@LancsCCC#countychampionshippic.twitter.com/kpmUjLBSRM

“Hopefully we’ll have some cricket for you in the next couple of hours” - crikey, that sounds ominous. Charles Colvile reckons it unnecessarily pessimistic, you’ll be relieved to learn.

The rain isn’t as heavy as was, but we’re still probably half an hour away though - at best.

Still raining, update to follow presently.

That is definitely cooler than holding it over yourself, granted.

@DanielHarris I like umbrellas. Maybe you're not doing it right. https://t.co/OW4tKFov1z

I wonder what’s going on in the dressing rooms. I reckon Australia are playing Cluedo; Warner is Colonel Mustard, and Warne has come in to play Mrs White.

Still bally raining.

Nothing to do with cricket dept: there seems to be a lot of OK Computer patter about at the moment. So, is it even Radiohead’s best album? Have you any anecdotes in its regard?

Cricinfo tell us that the umpires are out with umbrellas, so a question: are umbrellas ever acceptable? Clue: no they are not.

I mean seriously, who wants to go about with an arm out? It’s just a bit of water.

I don’t suppose whoever comes in for Woakes is likely to play - they’ll start with Willey and see what happens, I expect.

England can of course pull TRJ out of game if they want but given they knew about Woakes last night, can deduce they're looking elsewhere https://t.co/SaKDnHtaSP

Still raining, I’m afraid, and we’re now watching highlights from yesterday - not the finest of signs.

But hopefully not for long.

10th over: New Zealand 67-1 (Ronchi 24, Williamson 16) Hastings into the attack, Williamson takes a single, and it’s raining. Not in huge quantities, but there’s enough of it to force the players off.

9th over: New Zealand 66-1 (Ronchi 24, Williamson 15) Cummins sees Ronchi making room so follows him, but it doesn’t matter! Ronchi is so well-placed that he’s right under the ball, zetzing six over cover - and what a take in the crowd, held in the fingertips. Meanwhile Baz informs us that Williamson “is one of very few players in the top 3 in all formats”; yes, I’d agree. And oh dear, what’s this! Williamson tips and runs, Ronchi, stranded mid-pitch, gives up, but Starc’s underarm through is “pretty average” and Wade, diving to field, breaks the stumps with his shoulder. Miserable behaviour all-round, but in particular, this is exceedingly unAustralian so far.

8th over: New Zealand 58-1 (Ronchi 17, Williamson 14) Warne reckons Australia are too concerned about bowling bad balls; McCullum reckons they “lack a bit of presence”. Still, this is a fair over from Hazlewood, just two from it, until the last ball is short and leg-side; Williamson is onto it with a terrifying alacrity, punishing four to square-leg.

7th over: New Zealand 52-1 (Ronchi 17, Williamson 8) Cummins into the attack and hurls down a full seam-upper to being with. The problem they’re finding is that the ball just isn’t swinging - it’s frigid, or prudish, something - so Williamson opens the face to shmice through backward point for four. Two to leg follow, then a single, before Ronchi twists another boundary over the man at midwicket.

6th over: New Zealand 41-1 (Ronchi 13, Williamson 1) Hazlewood has a third slip for Williamson, who likes the run-down to third man; instead, he gets off the mark with a flip to leg.

Another cross-seamer which sticks in the track a little, Guptill goes to turn to leg, gets there too early, and a leading edge loops up directly to point. Huge wicket for Australia, who always find a way.

6th over: New Zealand 40-0 (Guptill 26, Ronchi 13) In commentary, it’s wondered whether Smith wanted to bat second because there’s a decent chance of rain; perhaps, I guess.

Happy Birthday to @OfficialSLC captain @Angelo69Mathews!

A look back to his brilliant Test ton here in 2015. pic.twitter.com/LlwJ8b3Yaz

5th over: New Zealand 38-0 (Guptill 25, Ronchi 12) Full one from Starc, bounces a bit - a decent delivery, basically - and Guptill leans down the track and just outside off to absolutely clatter through the line and to the cover fence. That was beautiful, head still and hands supersonic. Oh, and look! Starc attacks the stumps but overpitches with crossed seam, and with no movement through the air, Guptill cracks it straight back him. Australia were intending early wickets - they’ve not even threatened them.

4th over: New Zealand 29-0 (Guptill 16, Ronchi 12) Hazlewood tries from wide of the crease, and Guptill stamps onto the front foot to stroke down the ground. On the boundary, Warner flings himself at it for kicks, misses, and enjoys a jolly good chortle with his buddies. Hazlewood then retorts, a bit of bounce tempting an air-shot, before a bit more bounce has Ronchi trimming the fingernails of mid-off. This is a really good start now, and Williamson looks to have read the pitch better than Smith.

3rd over: New Zealand 19-0 (Guptill 11, Ronchi 7) Starc finds some shape away from Ronchi second ball and slants his next across him too. So Ronchi chucks hands at it, the timing is off, he doesn’t get all of it, and still powersquirts four over point. Then Ronchi pushes to mid-off, runs, and with a view of one-and-a-half stumps, Warner smashes them down! Richie Kettleborough is right on top of it though, and he confidently says not out; he’s right, by about an inch. Well-judged, Luke-o.

2nd over: New Zealand 14-0 (Guptill 11, Ronchi 2) Hazlewood, who’s going to be a special Test bowler, I shouldn’t wonder, opens from the other end. I was surprised he didn’t do better last time he was England, so expect him to do well here. Anyway, his first ball offers Ronchi width, so he swings and bottom-edges a single behind square on the off side, then slings down a wide. Ah. And then one on the pads, flipped over the top fo fo by Guptill, and then one wide of off, flayed through point fo fo mo.

1st over: New Zealand 4-0 (Guptill 3, Ronchi 1) Starc is over the wicket and on the money right away - Guptill is forward to defend. But the third ball strays down leg, and is slightly mistimed away for three towards midwicket - the boundary is fairly long in that direction. Anyway, Ronchi adds a single, and that’s that.

Just before play started, the tellybox showed an advert for Alexa. What kind of absolute nonsense is that? Just put some music on yourself, dearie me; looking down what you’ve got is part of the pleasure of having it, like looking in the mirror without the shame.

Guptill on strike, Starc with that ball.

Picky Ronting heard a whisper that Latham is injured, so isn’t surprised to see Ronchi opening the batting.

Out come the batsmen batters.

Huddling is done. For why, is unclear.

Different cat pic.twitter.com/af4QBNbUrI

The teams are coming out, the teams are out, which makes it time for the pomp and circumstance without which cricket somehow coped for more than 200 years.

Does stuff like this matter? Are Australia in the heads of the New Zealand players, or is it just stuff that happened once?

Australia lead the H2H with New Zealand 90-39. In matches played at neutral venues Australia lead 17-1 & have not lost since 1999. #CT17

BREAKING: Kane Williamson is good, and T20 has changed 50-over cricket.

More news as I get it.

Here’s more on poor Woakesie.

Related: England’s Chris Woakes to miss rest of Champions Trophy due to injury

There’s a nice even covering of grass, says Warnie, and the pitch will be good for batting but with carry for quicks. “May the best team wins, he adds; isn’t that axiomatic?

Just in case you’d forgotten, this is the ICC Champions Trophy. That’s ICC, them with their logo encroaching well into the middle of the screen, whose broadcast staff all have ... nicknames!

So neither side picks a spinner - Patel and Zampa are both left out.

New Zealand: Guptill, Ronchi, Williamson, Taylor, Broom, Neesham, Anderson, Santner, Milne, Southee, Boult.

Australia: Finch, Warner, Smith, Henriques, Maxwell, Head, Wade, Hastings, Starc, Cummins, Hazlewood.

Smith was “probably going to bowl first anyway”. Yeah, course you were sweetheart. Of the fearsome foursome, Pattinson misses out.

Pitch looks good for batting, they hope to winkle some wickets bowling second.

Let’s have some toss, and happy birthday Steven Smith.

ICC broadcasting. Ho hum.

Brexit behaviour, bringing England into this - apologies - but it seems that Chris Woakes is out of the competition. That’s not terrible news for everyone but England - these early “summer” conditions are perfect for him.

Ok, we can have some more. All through the working day, and purely for our delectation, we have two of the toughest, most reliable teams in all sport, playing in one of the most intense, well-structured tournaments in all sport. Allow that!

The last time the teams met, in January and February, New Zealand won two out of three matches - the third was abandoned - and given that both sides have to play England, defeat here could effectively end their Champions League before it’s even started. Given that both sides have to play England! The world is a weird place right enough, but who ever presumed it could become that weird?

Er, Australia are playing New Zealand!

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Sri Lanka v South Africa: Champions Trophy – live!

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43rd over: South Africa 234-5 (Duminy 3, Morris 1) South Africa really are making something of a balls of this, although the pitch doesn’t seem conducive to bit hitting. Morris, new man, shows a little intent but only gets a single. They’ll be lucky to get over 270-280 here.

Duminy plays a lap-sweep to get off the mark with a couple off Gunaratne. Then after a single, a calamity: Amla pushes into the leg side, completes one then dashes back for the second, but a full-length dive isn’t enough to get him there, and Dickwella whips the bails off after a good throw from Mendis. So far was he out, that umpire Dar gave him out on the field, rather than going upstairs.

42nd over: South Africa 228-4 (Amla 102, Duminy 0) Amla carves a couple down to third man, then new man JP Duminy almost manages to get himself run out as they think about a single, but decide against it.

Amla, on 99, wafts at one from the returning Lakmal outside off and both bowler and keeper go up, but there was daylight betwixt bat and ball there. No dice. Amla then tucks a single into the leg side to bring up his 25th ODI century - what a man. But then next ball Miller comes down the pitch, Lakmal drops a bit short and he plays a profoundly curious shot, trying to flick to square-leg but instead it flies off the outside edge, and it sails straight into the hands of Prasanna at third man.

41st over: South Africa 225-3 (Amla 99, Miller 18) Gunaratne has more than a whiff of New Zealand all-rounder of yore, Chris Harris about him. A dobber, and no mistake, but he’s keeping things tightish at the moment. Miller tries to sweep him, then Amla comes back for a spicy second after spotting the fielder in the deep is Malinga, who duly makes a rather ropy throw and they make it home in time. Only one more single comes, and that’s four from the over.

40th over: South Africa 221-3 (Amla 96, Miller 17) Here’s Malinga, who has four overs (including this one) remaining. Again, both batsmen are cool with singles - just two, this time - and Amla does well to dig out one of those special Malinga yorkers. Only nine runs from the last three overs.

39th over: South Africa 219-3 (Amla 95, Miller 16) Gunaratne continues with that leg-stump line to Amla, but the batsmen still seem to content to work him for singles. Five on them, to be exact.

38th over: South Africa 214-3 (Amla 92, Miller 14) Pradeep having a bit more joy than the spinner Prasanna. He beats Miller’s outside edge, then only concedes two singles from the remaining five balls.

37th over: South Africa 212-3 (Amla 91, Miller 13) Miller is off, now: he charges Prasanna and absolutely brutalises a straight drive that probably didn’t get much higher than about 12ft, but thudded into the advertising boards. Four other singles from the over.

36th over: South Africa 202-3 (Amla 89, Miller 5) Good bowling from Pradeep, who beats Miller’s outside edge then nearly takes his head off with a rapid bouncer. 200 comes up with a quick single into the covers for Miller, then Pradeep tries another bumper to Amla, but that one is judged too high - seemed a smidge harsh.

35th over: South Africa 198-3 (Amla 87, Miller 4) No messing from new man David Miller, who drives very nicely straight down the ground for four, from his first ball. Still, a good couple of overs for Sri Lanka, ridding themselves of de Villiers and du Plessis in successive overs.

Oh. Well. OK. De Villiers tries to go big straight away, but gets a massive leading edge to an attempted whip through mid-wicket, and it gently loops up into the waiting hands of Kapugedara, waiting at mid-off.

34th over: South Africa 190-2 (Amla 86, de Villiers 1) Good news and bad news, Sri Lanka. Sure, you’ve taken the wicket which is nice, but here’s AB de Villiers. He tries to get going straight away, but there’s only a single to be had from a firm shot through the covers.

Du Plessis starts to put the foot down. Pradeep serves up a wide one which he carves over point and to the boundary, but the next ball is a straighter one, which he tries to pull in front of mid-wicket, but doesn’t get enough on it and the fielder at the edge of the circle takes a smart catch.

33rd over: South Africa 183-1 (Amla 85, du Plessis 70) Du Plessis tries to go big with a slog-sweep off Prasanna but doesn’t get enough of it, and only gets a single for his trouble. Four runs from the over, which is quite the result for Sri Lanka.

32nd over: South Africa 179-1 (Amla 83, du Plessis 68) Sheesh, what a shot. Gunaratne continues that around the wicket line to Amla, which is OK expect when he floats up a leg-stump half-volley, which Amla duly flicks with casual power over square leg and to the boundary.

31st over: South Africa 171-1 (Amla 77, du Plessis 66) Lovely shot from du Plessis, opening himself up and driving between cover and mid-off to the boundary off Prasanna. He then plays one of those slightly weird, almost back-foot cover drives from a full ball, but can’t pierce the infield. Still, eight runs from the over.

30th over: South Africa 163-1 (Amla 76, du Plessis 59) First real sign of any problems for Amla in ages, as he gets a leading edge to one off Gunaratne as he tries to flick through mid-wicket. Another six drama-free runs, but you wonder when they’re going to set loose...

It's time for one of these two to go hard to push on for 330 ish. Loads of batting to come.

29th over: South Africa 157-1 (Amla 72, du Plessis 57) Du Plessis doesn’t get all of a pull out to mid-wicket, but still manages a couple of runs. Then he skips down the track and tries to put the ball in the Thames, but completely misses and in the end is lucky not to get an outside edge. A few more runs come, but then Lakmal beats an attempted late dab outside off from du Plessis - six from the over, and at this stage Sri Lanka might regard that as a decent result.

28th over: South Africa 151-1 (Amla 71, du Plessis 52) Du Plessis reaches his fifty off a Gunaratne ball that he whips off middle stump. Five more singles from the over, as South Africa set themselves up very nicely for what will presumably be quite a spicy last 20 overs.

27th over: South Africa 145-1 (Amla 68, du Plessis 49) Lakmal is brought back by Thuranga, and is welcomed by a brutal du Plessis pull that in front of mid-wicket which goes for four. Lakmal goes short a couple more times, and is lucky to get away without conceding any further boundaries to both du Plessis and Amla. Slightly odd tactic on a pitch that is less than zippy. 100 partnership comes up.

26th over: South Africa 136-1 (Amla 67, du Plessis 41) Everyone is nice and hydrated, and now Gunaratne is back into the attack. Some hard running brings two for du Plessis, down to deep square leg. Another four singles from the over.

Also, have we all heard Arcade Fire’s new one? It sounds like ABBA, and I could not possibly be more delighted.

While the players take a drink at the Oval, let’s have a look at how yesterday went. Ali Martin’s report from Australia v New Zealand at Edgbaston is here...

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25th over: South Africa 130-1 (Amla 65, du Plessis 37) Malinga loses a slower ball which loops down leg for a wide, but he does also manage to beat du Plessis’s outside edge as he goes for a late dab. Five from the over.

24th over: South Africa 125-1 (Amla 63, du Plessis 35) Du Plessis drags a sweep from outside off in front of square on the leg side, and gets a boundary for his efforts. Then after a single, Amla sprints down the pitch and absolutely launches Prasanna over wide long-on for six. Think we can say he’s in, now.

23rd over: South Africa 114-1 (Amla 57, du Plessis 30) Malinga returns to the attack, and drifts into Amla’s pads, a line he takes advantage of by flipping the ball past short fine leg and down to the boundary. Amla takes three more, then Gunaratne produces a fine bit of fielding in that fine leg position, saving a du Plessis pull that could quite easily have gone down to the boundary.

22nd over: South Africa 106-1 (Amla 50, du Plessis 29) Amla plays a slightly odd shot, rocking back and trying to launch one over mid-wicket, but doesn’t really time it properly and it goes high, but not very far, drops before the boundary and they only get two. Prasanna then drops short outside off, and Amla cuts through the hands of the man at point, out to the ropes, then a single brings up the great man’s half century.

21st over: South Africa 97-1 (Amla 42, du Plessis 28) Smart running turns a single into a couple for du Plessis as Malinga is a little sluggish in getting to the ball. This stage of an innings is never thrillingly entertaining, but South Africa take seven runs from the over with nary a hint of mither.

20th over: South Africa 90-1 (Amla 39, du Plessis 24) Rapid-fire Prasanna continues, and is pushed all around the ground for three singles first up, then du Plessis sweeps expertly behind square for four. Two more singles, and that’s nine from the over.

19th over: South Africa 81-1 (Amla 36, du Plessis 18) Gunaratne returns, replacing Pradeep, and is round the wicket to the right handers again. Du Plessis uses his wrists to send a few singles around, then Amla decides to sod this for a game o’ soldiers, clears the old front leg and launches a floater from Gunaratne over the long-off fence. First six of the innings, and South Africa are making much lighter work of this slightly tricky pitch now.

18th over: South Africa 70-1 (Amla 26, du Plessis 17) Prasanna rattles through another over, the only significant shot coming from a du Plessis back-foot push that garners two runs out to wide deep cover.

17th over: South Africa 67-1 (Amla 25, du Plessis 15) Oh Lasith. Oh, mate, Lasith. Du Plessis comes down the pitch, Pradeep goes short and he tries an absolutely horrible hook which goes miles in the air, down to fine leg. Malinga is there, and has an abysmal time judging the flight, the breeze presumably taking it all over the place, Malinga steps back onto the boundary rope before realising that he’s make a fluff of it, then dives forwards but drops the catch. Actually, ‘drops’ implies he had it at all - it just hit his fingers on its way to the turf. They take two runs from it, there’s a couple more singles then du Plessis plays a much better, more controlled shot to guide an intentional outside-edge past slip and to the boundary for four.

16th over: South Africa 59-1 (Amla 24, du Plessis 8) Has Prasanna got the shortest run-up in international cricket? He starts about half a yard off the cut strip, and must only take five paces before reaching the crease. Amla is nearly done by one that goes straight on, playing for the turn but misjudging it and escaping with an inside edge. Four runs from the over, all singles.

15th over: South Africa 55-1 (Amla 22, du Plessis 6) After everyone has a drink, du Plessis clips a couple through square-leg. Then a few balls later he repeats the trick, this time with some smart and rapid running to turn what initially looked like a single into a brace.

14th over: South Africa 51-1 (Amla 22, du Plessis 2) Some spin now, as Prasanna is on from the Pavilion End. There’s a wide down leg, then a short, wide one outside off that Amla slices expertly down to the third man fence.

13th over: South Africa 45-1 (Amla 18, du Plessis 1) Faf’s in, and he plays out the remainder of the over carefully, one delivery nipping back at him and taking him on the thigh pad. He gets off the mark from the final ball of the over.

Beautiful delivery from Pradeep, moving away just enough but de Kock’s effort to run it off the face goes awry, and he nicks through to the keeper.

12th over: South Africa 44-0 (Amla 18, de Kock 23) Bowling change - Gunaratne replaces Lakmal, and starts to de Kock with a smashing knuckleball thing that flummoxes the batsman and he’s nearly stumped. The next delivery is sent out to the third man fence for a couple, then a single, and interestingly Gunaratne stays round the wicket to righty Amla. Amla goes right back and pushes a single towards fine leg, de Kock gets another and South Africa are at least keeping the board ticking now.

11th over: South Africa 39-0 (Amla 17, de Kock 19) Pradeep throws down a lovely bumper that de Kock does pretty well to get out of the way of, but a fuller ball is then chopped down to third man for a pair of runs. Then a straighter one is efficiently slapped wide of mid-on for four - a few signs of the de Kock and Amla we’re used to here. Another single, and that’s the most productive over of the innings so far - seven from it.

10th over: South Africa 32-0 (Amla 17, de Kock 12) Lakmal is still on, and Amla tries to open the face and send it past point, but Kapugedara produces a brilliant diving stop that wins him pats on various parts of his body from at least five teammates. Then Amla find the boundary for the first time with a delicious shot, flicking the ball with that magnificent ease of his over mid-wicket and it skips away to the ropes. Or the cushiony pad things. Whatever they’re called.

9th over: South Africa 28-0 (Amla 13, de Kock 12) A bowling change: Malinga has a blow, and Nuwan Pradeep is into the attack. Amla can’t do much of use with the first three balls, then gets a single with a fairly unconvincing thick inside-edge to mid-on. Looks like timing on this pitch is a pain. Just that single from the over, and the batsmen convene in the middle of the pitch to look at it in a deeply accusatory manner.

8th over: South Africa 27-0 (Amla 12, de Kock 12) Lakmal continues, then beats Amla with an absolute peach of a ball, a McGrathian away nipper that moves just enough to zoot past the outside edge. Three more singles from the over, but that’s still another smashing over for Sri Lanka. Might have to further revise down what will constitute a defendable score on this pitch.

7th over: South Africa 24-0 (Amla 10, de Kock 11) A boundary! De Kock waits for a Malinga slower one, then slaps it in entirely unconvincing fashion through point, in the air, but it skips off that massive square and away for four. Next ball is another slowie, which de Kock this time misses, playing an odd across the line shot. De Kock gets a single, then Amla pushes off the back foot and races through for another, but puts in a profoundly curious slide - not bat/head first as is regulation, but sort of sideways, like when someone slides to get under a closing door in a film. He makes it, anyway.

6th over: South Africa 18-0 (Amla 9, de Kock 6) De Kock again takes a step down the track and whips one from about a middle-off line, but still only manages a single, then Amla pushes a shot down past mid-on and collects a couple. Lakmal sends a couple of short, wides ones to de Kock, the first he sort of half-heartedly slaps to cover, the second is called a wide. Then de Kock almost gets himself in a frightful mess coming down the track, on one leg, and he inside edges not far past the stumps. This could just be a particularly tacky pitch, making it tricky to get the ball off the square - it absolutely hosed down twice in south London yesterday, so there’s probably still a good amount of moisture in the turf.

5th over: South Africa 12-0 (Amla 6, de Kock 4) There’s at least one trumpeter in the crowd and it sounds...how to say... ‘discordant’. Or completely out of tune. De Kock tries to force the matter by walking at Malinga, which doesn’t work, but he does manage a single with a neat dab down to third man. That’s the only run from the over, and South Africa have started in conservative fashion.

4th over: South Africa 11-0 (Amla 6, de Kock 3) De Kock isn’t in the best nick, from the early evidence. Lakmal gives him a longish hop that he’d usually welt to the boundary, but he misses and for a second it looked like a hint of an under-edge. He pushes a single on the walk to mid-off, then Amla flicks one straight to mid-wicket, bouncing a few feet in front of the fielder there. Good start for Sri Lanka.

Meanwhile, Amod ‘Grumpy Wumpy Pants’ Paranjape isn’t really getting into the spirit of the whole ‘tell us about someone doing something nice’ vibe: “Focus on the Cricket mate. What nonsense. Trump is nice to the world.”

Pitched in line, hitting in line, but ball tracker says it was clipping the off bail - umpire’s call, so it’s not out.

Lakmal gets one to thud into de Kock’s pads from over the wicket, just above the knee roll. An enthusiastic appeal ensues, the umpire says no, but they’re going upstairs...

3rd over: South Africa 10-0 (Amla 6, de Kock 2) Amla flexes those wrists and flips a single just in front of square, then de Kock gets off the mark with a considered push to mid-off. Malinga gets one to rise a bit at Amla but the great man does pretty well to ride it and takes a single to third man.

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2nd over: South Africa 6-0 (Amla 4, de Kock 0) Lakmal, looking like the drummer in an acid jazz band, will be first up from the Pavilion End. There’s a spot of away shape but not much pace - his first ball is left by Amla but bounces a couple of times before it reaches the keeper. Amla then slots a push off about middle stump between two fielders, and it pleasantly ambles most of the way to the boundary and they come back for three. De Kock is either being watchful or hasn’t quite got his eye in yet, carefully prodding at his first few deliveries - a low-key couple of overs to start.

1st over: South Africa 3-0 (Amla 1, de Kock 0) Amla notches his first run with a neat push off his pads to square-leg. Malinga stays over the wicket to leftie de Kock, but hoys a couple down the leg side for a pair of wides - not big ones, but wides seem to be fairly binary. Malinga keeps it all pitched up and even throws in a slower ball, but de Kock is perfectly happy to pat most of his deliveries back down the pitch.

And we’re away, Lasith Malinga opening the bowling, and big Hash Amla faces first for the Saffers.

“Morning Nick,” greets a sunny Jonathan Salisbury, who has some Nice News to share. “Nice to see a couple of the South Africans chatting to the kid mascots on the way out...”

That’s nice. It’s nice to be nice. Has anyone been nice to you in a relatively minor way, that they didn’t have to be recently? Nick.Miller@theGuardian.com

That spider cam thing, like some sort of stringy manifestation of a police state in sport, swoops down and zooms in on the players as they sing their respective national anthems. South Africa all solemn pomp, Sri Lanka like a jaunty contribution to a Tim Burton film.

The consensus seems to be that this track, a couple down from the one England and Bangladesh rattled up 600-odd runs on the other day, won’t be quite as conducive to batting. 280 or so might be a decent score.

Tharanga, Dickwella, Medis, Chandimal, Kusal Perera, Kapugedera, Gunaratne, Malinga, Prasanna, Lakmal, Pradeep, Malinga

Upul Tharanga was the man who tossed the coin for Sri Lanka, so that’ll tell you that Angelo Mathews hasn’t made it, his twanged calf proving too twangy to play.

Interesting call. Bit of cloud cover over south London which is forecast to clear later, perhaps that’s the reason.

Theoretically, this shouldn’t be an especially close contest. Sri Lanka are in what we’ll call a ‘transitional’ phase, their only real, proper, established class batsman being Angelo Mathews, who might not even play today due to a calf twang. Lasith Malinga is back, more of him than ever, but beyond those two and the frequently maddening Upul Tharanga and one-time ODI top dog bowlers Nuwan Kulasekara, there isn’t a massive amount in their team one would hang one’s hat on. Suranga Lakmal is actually their highest-ranked bowler and Kusal Mendis seems promising, but the way they collapsed like a flan in a cupboard in English conditions last year, doesn’t fill one with confidence.

Not so in the South Africa team, mind. Their top four of Quinton de Kock, Hashim Amla, Faf du Plessis and AB de Villiers is enough to make any red-blooded cricket fan rub their knees like Vic Reeves when an alluring lady was on Shooting Stars (which looking back was massively creepy, at best), while Kagiso Rabada is most definitely The Real Thing. And then there’s Imran Tahir, who an hour before the start of play is already wildly celebrating his first wicket.

Nick will be here soon.

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36th over: India 189-1 (Rohit 89, Kohli 27) Wahab replaces Amir and immediately beats Rohit’s outside edge. Rohit is batting like Andrew Miller. Correction: Rohit was batting like Andrew Miller. He has just hit Wahab for 10 in two balls, a beautiful off-drive followed by a big pick up over the midwicket boundary.

35th over: India 176-1 (Rohit 77, Kohli 27) Shadab Khan returns to the attack. His name brings to mind Shadab Kabir, the young batsman who played in England in 1996. I’ve just looked up Shadab Kabir, to bathe in the nostalgia of that magical summer, and found that he had a relatively unfulfilling ODI career. Look at this. Anyway, Shadab hurries through a good over to Kohli that costs only two runs. India have scored 15 off the last six, which is a tremendous effort from Pakistan.

34th over: India 174-1 (Rohit 77, Kohli 25) Amir bowls the last five balls of his seventh over. Kohli gets a single straight away but Rohit continues to struggle; he’s scored three runs from his last 18 balls and almost runs himself out off the last delivery of the over. Kohli rightly sent him back and he had to dive to make his ground.

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Play will resume at ... now! Oh splendid. The match has been reduced to 48 overs.

“Ahoy hoy,” says Jim Crane. “Hope this game is not curtailed by the weather; the warm comfort of cricket and the wonderful craziness of the India/Pakistan rivalry are the perfect antidote to events in the grown-up world. On a similar theme of things that make life worth living (feel free to adopt Woody Allen in ‘Manhattan’ voice) are you familiar with this slice of absolute loveliness (knowing your fondness for Radiohead an all)?”

Oooh, I wasn’t, thank you. It’ll never top The Greatest Cover of All Time, but it is lovely.

“While they’re currently a much better ODI side, not sure where this idea has come from that India have been far superior to Pakistan in ODIs in recent years,” says Faisal Ali. “Since 2000, which counts as the modern era, it is in fact 25-24 in Pakistan’s favour. And Pakistan triumphed in the last bilateral series between the two countries which was in India in early 2014.”

I’m all for flogging the ignorant where possible but in this case weren’t people saying India were superior in global tournament rather than in all matches?

It’s raining, again. Play won’t be restarting at 2.10pm.

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“What I have seen from Pakistan’s body language is a team without any plan or homework on how to take on their rivals,” says Dr Ali Gillani. “They are disorganized and captained by a duffer who shouldn’t have been made the captain of the national cricket team.”

You’re accusing a Mickey Arthur team of notdoing their homework?

Arf!

Tell me more about things our cricketers shouldn't be doing in England. You know, from your experience of playing in England. https://t.co/bXITc97pm3

Play will resume at 2.10pm local time, with 49 overs per side.

“It might be the mental stress but Pakistan somehow never look comfortable against India,” says Saad Sheikh. “They take a wicket but then cease to be aggressive and let another partnership flourish. Time to attack, not stay on the back foot. Wahab Riaz is almost identical. He’ll bowl a peach or two and then stray off for the next four to five deliveries. Kohli reaches 25, he might as well go on to make a hundred. Really need some unsettling and aggressive bowling from Pakistan. I think Shadab could be given another two or three overs here, because I don’t think he’ll do too well against Singh or Dhoni should Pakistan get another wicket (unlikely at the moment). But the rain may do the job - GET AMIR TO BOWL NOW!”

An email!“A very good start for India but with the run-rate not rocketing (at the moment), this game is by no means beyond Pakistan as some on Twitter seem to be thinking,” says Rudrajoy Chakraborty. “I am a little befuddled by Pakistan’s tactics but will see. Where have good swing bowlers gone these days except maybe in our attack (though less so when Jimmy isn’t playing)?”

The probably isn’t the bowlers so much as the balls. They’ve gone straight.

33.1 overs over: India 173-1 (Rohit 77, Kohli 24) The players are going off. It doesn’t seem too bad, however, so it should hopefully be a short break.

33rd over: India 173-1 (Rohit 77, Kohli 24) A sassy, savvy over from the impressive Hasan Ali, including another bouncer past Rohit’s head. Two from it.

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32nd over: India 171-1 (Rohit 76, Kohli 23) An otherwise good over from Amir is tarnished by a poor last delivery that Kohli uppercuts easily for four.

31st over: India 163-1 (Rohit 74, Kohli 17) Hasan Ali replaces Shadab Khan, who bowled a promising spell of 7-0-41-1, and bowls a cracking over that includes a bouncer that forces Rohit to duck. Just two from the last two overs since Pakistan reverted to pace.

If it's out of the box to bring Imad on to a newly-arrived Kohli, then I want back in the box thanks.

30th over: India 162-1 (Rohit 74, Kohli 16) Mohammad Amir comes back, just in time to spot the horse in the distance as it bolts out of sight. Pakistan have the best tools to take middle-over wickets - pace, wristspin, like in 1992 - but it doesn’t happen for them as often as you’d expect. Wahab bowling so poorly hasn’t helped them today. Amir has been much better, and returns with an excellent over that costs just one run.

29th over: India 161-1 (Rohit 74, Kohli 15) This is a bit too easy for India. I thought Pakistan might invite Wahab to raise hell when Kohli came in. Instead he has been able to get his eye in with a series of no-risk singles off the spinners.

28th over: India 157-1 (Rohit 72, Kohli 13) Ten from Imad’s over, including a classy first boundary from Kohli that’s steered to third man.

27th over: India 147-1 (Rohit 70, Kohli 5) Shadab bowls his sixth over and concedes six singles. The last of those was really tight, with Rohit diving to make his ground. I think he would have been out had Imad Wasim hit the stumps from cover.

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26th over: India 141-1 (Rohit 67, Kohli 2) Imad Wasim returns, which must be a plan for Kohli. He bowls very straight to the right-handers from around the wicket and concedes just three singles in that over.

25th over: India 138-1 (Rohit 63, Kohli 1) Shadab’s reward for taking that wicket is the chance to bowl at Virat Kohli. With rewards like that, who needs rewards?

Shadab gets an important wicket for Pakistan. It wasn’t the best ball - a full toss that Dhawan belted straight to deep midwicket - but he won’t lose sleep over that. Dhawan goes for a classy 65-ball 68.

24th over: India 135-0 (Rohit 62, Dhawan 68) Four more for Dhawan, swept round the corner off Shoaib Malik. He has 68 from 62 balls, Rohit 63 from 82. India could get a monstrous score here.

23rd over: India 129-0 (Rohit 62, Dhawan 63) Shadab has bowled pretty well so far, with just one rank delivery that Rohit pumped for six. Rohit inside-edges a good googly for a single, one of four in the over. Well bowled Shadab.

22nd over: India 125-0 (Rohit 60, Dhawan 61) Shoaib Malik, the wise old offspinner, replaces Wahab Riaz. A low-key over goes for four singles. India are well on course for 300, maybe 350.

It tells you how long @realshoaibmalik has been playing that he isn't just the highest run-getter but the leading wicket-taker in this team!

21st over: India 121-0 (Rohit 58, Dhawan 59) Dhawan charges Shadab and pings a brilliant six over midwicket. He’s scored 23 from his last eight deliveries and Pakistan have hit 34 from the last three overs.

20th over: India 110-0 (Rohit 55, Dhawan 51) Dhawan punishes Wahab for three boundaries in the over, a flash to third man, a flick to fine leg and a sizzling cut stroke. A scampered second takes him to a highly accomplished 48-ball from 50. Dhawan, the Player of the Tournament here in 2013, is enjoying himself in England again. Of those who have played 10 or more ODI innings in this country, only 1999’s Lance Klusener has a better average than Dhawan. Wahab has gone for 34 from four overs.

19th over: India 95-0 (Rohit 55, Dhawan 36) A moment of fortune for Rohit Sharma, who slog-sweeps Shadab high in the air and is happy to see it drop just short of the man running in from long-on. I was just about to say Shadab was bowling nicely when he sent down a horrible long hop that Rohit smashed over midwicket for six. That brings up a good half-century. He’s a quarter of the way to a third ODI double hundred.

18th over: India 87-0 (Rohit 47, Dhawan 36) A better over from Wahab goes for just three. I don’t know what else to say.

17th over: India 84-0 (Rohit 45, Dhawan 35) A treat for us all now: Pakistan have introduced the teenage legspinner Shadab Khan. A quiet first over, with no sign of his deadly googly, is milked for five singles.

16th over: India 79-0 (Rohit 42, Dhawan 32) Dhawan gets a leading edge back in the direction of Wahab, who can’t reach it in his follow-through. Wahab then overpitches to Rohit, who screams a drive over extra cover for four. He’s playing superbly now - as is Dhawan, who completes a productive 13-run over with a frisky uppercut for four. Pakistan need a wicket.

15th over: India 66-0 (Rohit 36, Dhawan 27) Rohit nicks a second run off Hasan. India have been excellent between the wickets this morning; 42 of their 66 runs have come from, well, running.

14th over: India 62-0 (Rohit 33, Dhawan 26) Wahab Riaz is coming on now, to replace Imad Wasim (6-0-30-0). All right-thinking cricket fans love Wahab, who is pathologically incapable of a dull bowling spell. He beats Rohit with a brisk wide delivery and then strays onto the pads of Dhawan, who can only put it away for a single. Three from the over.

13th over: India 59-0 (Rohit 31, Dhawan 25) Hasan continues. There’s still no swing, even though it’s overcast, so Hasan pings a beautiful short ball past Rohit’s face. As Shane Warne says, it’ll be nice to see Wahab Riaz bowl on this pitch as it has plenty of bounce.

12th over: India 55-0 (Rohit 30, Dhawan 23)“What makes a good editor, Rob?” says Andrew Benton. “How do we non-journalists who aspire simply to write better, seek and find the inspiration and guidance we need? I know from my own experience that a good boss can help you grow in so many ways....and I’m always grateful to those good bosses in my past who have helped me get to wherever it is I am today.”

This is probably a discussion for a rain break (see you in an hour), but I’d start by buying Tim’s book and also Put It In Writing by John Whale. The art of editing is dying a little bit, because the production demands are so great. I was so lucky that I worked with Tim early in my career, as good habits became entrenched. Well, some good habits. I picked up some bad ones by working alongside my ego.

11th over: India 52-0 (Rohit 29, Dhawan 21) What do you all think of the new Twin Peaks? You can see why Showtime said it was the “pure heroin version” of David Lynch. I think it might be astonishing, though I suppose it’s best to reserve judgement until, well, something happens.

Well that’s it for our Twin Peaks discussion blog. I’ll hand you over to Rob Smyth, who is watching Hasan Ali bowl a front-foot no-ball. The resulting free hit is creamed down the ground for a one-bounce four. After a slow start, India have scored 31 from the last five overs.

10th over: India 46-0 (Rohit 25, Dhawan 20) Imad had one ball remaining of his fifth over when rain stopped play. He bowls it, Rohit Sharma defends it, we move on.

Play will resume at midday. No overs have been lost yet.

Something to read The brilliant Rob Bagchi, once of this newspaper, has picked an all-time India ODI XI. More to the point, he has written about each player as only he can.

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Plug #2

An updated version of Gentlemen & Sledgers, my history of the Ashes, will be released in September. At the risk of blowing my own trumpet, I think it’s a vaguely competent piece of work.

Plug #1

My OBO colleague Tim de Lisle is the best editor I have worked under. I owe my career to him, and I doubt I’m alone in that. He has just written a book about how to write well, and it is every bit as warm, witty and profound as I expected. Whether you are writing a dissertation on media coverage of beards or a text to someone for whom you have the hots, this book will help you.

There’s no immediate prospect of a resumption, so I’m off to get a coffee and chew some fat. See you in a few minutes.

The ICC have released a statement about last night’s attack. You can read it here.

Following last night’s incident all team hotels went into lockdown and teams, match officials and staff were all quickly accounted for. The enhanced security around venues implemented following the Manchester attack remains in place, this includes significantly enhanced police and security presence for today’s match.

“Evening Rob,” says Phil Withall. “I finally get control of the television and it starts to rain. There has to be a metaphor in there somewhere.”

Who are you, Ravi Shastri?

The covers are on, as are the see-through flasher macs that have been given to spectators. You don’t need to be Marty McFly to deem the rain to be heavy.

9.5 overs: India 46-0 (Rohit 25, Dhawan 20) Dhawan gets stuck into Imad, pinging a slog-sweep over midwicket for four. More sloppy fielding from Pakistan gives Dhawan an overthrow. Sky have introduced fielding statistics for each player in this tournament; at this rate Pakistan are going to break the computer that records them. An eventful over continues with Rohit almost dragging on and then mishitting a drive that goes a fair way in the air before landing safely. And then there was rain. Ach!

9th over: India 37-0 (Rohit 24, Dhawan 11) Hasan Ali replaces Mohammad Amir, who bowled a fine spell of 4-1-14-0. Hasan is a rare bird in Pakistan cricket, a right-arm quick. Rohit, who is looking good now, times a cracking boundary through point. He tries to send the next ball to Coventry with an almighty whack across the line, and misses.

“Boy,” says Dean Kinsella, “do these guys love their cricket, or what?” It’s great, isn’t it? It makes me want to be not English, just for one day.

8th over: India 32-0 (Rohit 20, Dhawan 11) The sky has darkened dramatically in the last ten minutes, so don’t be surprised if rain stops play at some stage. Don’t say you weren’t warned. The weather forecast told you, I told you, Twitter told you.

In other news, Dhawan calls Rohit for a dangerous single to mid-off; Rohit cleverly runs down the line of the throw to ensure it hits him rather than the stumps. I think he would have been home anyway.

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7th over: India 27-0 (Rohit 19, Dhawan 7) Rohit edges Amir past the diving Azhar in a wide slip position and away for four. That was so close. Amir deserves a wicket for a terrific opening spell to Rohit.

6th over: India 21-0 (Rohit 14, Dhawan 6) Imad continues, bowling a very tight line from around the wicket to Dhawan. I don’t know why but it always feels a bit strange to see a left-armer bowl around the wicket to a left-hander. Dhawan gets a single to bring the right-handed Rohit on strike, and he clatters a short ball through the covers for four more.

5th over: India 15-0 (Rohit 9, Dhawan 5) Rohit gets the first boundary, hooking Amir emphatically over short fine leg to prompt wild celebrations. The atmosphere is quite wonderful. Still no swing for Mohammad Amir, continuing a dispiriting theme of this tournament. If Amir can’t swing the white ball I doubt anyone can, except maybe Graham Gooch.

4th over: India 9-0 (Rohit 4, Dhawan 4) The strike is rotated for the first time, with Dhawan driving Imad for a single. That’s the first of four in the over. Still no boundaries, though India are starting to settle.

3rd over: India 5-0 (Rohit 2, Dhawan 2) Rohit gets off the mark with a pleasant cover-drive for two off Amir that is greeted like a significant breakthrough in medical science. There’s a tremendous noise at Edgbaston; you can hear it from Land’s End to John o’Groats, especially if you have a television. This is a terrific start from Pakistan, with Amir giving Rohit very little to work with in that over.

2nd over: India 3-0 (Rohit 0, Dhawan 2) The left-arm spinner Imad Wasim shares the new ball. Dhawan pushes his first ball for two, aided by an abysmal misfield at backward point. Oh, Pakistan! A wide is the only other run from an excellent over.

1st over: India 0-0 (Rohit 0, Dhawan 0) A storming start from Amir, who beats Rohit with three of his first four deliveries. The second was a jaffa that roared from a fullish length. Amir starts with a maiden, a thrilling statement of Pakistan intent.

Mohammad Amir will bowl the first over to the brilliant pair of Rohit Sharma - whose ODI scores include 264, 209, 171 and 150 - and Shikhar Dhawan, the Player of the Tournament in the last Champions Trophy four years ago.

There’s a minute’s silence for the victims of last night’s attack. And now the noise - the beautiful, endless noise of India v Pakistan - can begin.

Big call to leave Ashwin out, but if rain is in the air, it makes sense. #CT17#IndvPak

India have left out Ravichandran Ashwin, which is a huge surprise. They are playing four seamers instead. Pakistan have included the exciting teenage leggie Shadab Khan; I can’t wait to see him.

India Dhawan, Rohit, Kohli (c), Yuvraj, Dhoni (wk), Jadhav, Pandya, Jadeja, Kumar, Yadav, Bumrah.

Rain is forecast for later in the day at Edgbaston. For now, the weather is pretty glorious.

The first email of the day

“Any preview of the India v Pakistan game today must begin, as one must always, with Ravi Shastri’s thoughts,” says Nigam Nuggehalli. “Here’s Shastri writing in the Times of India:

‘It is one of the game’s sweetest ironies that Pakistan would be mindful of India’s pace armoury at Edgbaston on Sunday. Who would’ve thought that to happen to the land of Sarfraz and Imran; Wasim and Waqar? Since when did grandma start going to cookery classes for teenagers in frocks and camisoles?’

Some more pre-match reading for you

Related: Injured Chris Woakes and out-of-form Jason Roy give England a dilemma | Vic Marks

Related: Mohammad Amir’s reawakening can jolt India and lift Pakistan from torpor | Barney Ronay

India v Pakistan, a short history

Did you know that the ICC manipulate the groups for major tournaments to ensure India play Pakistan? This is new to me. I’m not sure it should happen.

Our friend Vish, who will be here for the second innings, wrote a cracking piece on the rivalry for the Cricket Monthly. You should read it.

Edgbaston this morning. pic.twitter.com/itcTRiW2HG

Wow just walking to the ground for the India vs Pakistan game,its absolutely carnage already! Great to see so many cricket fans about #CT17

Morning folks. India v Pakistan is the biggest game of all, but it feels pretty small after last night’s terror attack in London. Human nature will doubtless kick in once the game starts. The defending champions India are strong favourites: they have a spectacular record against Pakistan in global tournaments and are a more modern, accomplished ODI side. The rankings say this is 3rd v 8th, which feels about right. The toss is at 10am, the first ball at 10.30.

Related: Virat Kohli quells rift with Anil Kumble as India prepare for Pakistan

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Australia v Bangladesh: ICC Champions Trophy – live!

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18th over: Bangladesh 59-3 (Tamim 29, Shakib 5)

Just a couple of singles from Head’s next over of spin. Tim Stafford is pondering the rhythm section as well. “I’d say Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean could rival the White Stripes for recognisability and The Clash’s Guns of Brixton for genuine goodness (not least the sample for Beats International’s Dub be Good to Me).”

17th over: Bangladesh 57-3 (Tamim 28, Shakib 4)

Four. Shakib off the mark second ball. Another left-hander, he gets some angle to work with and utterly laces the back-cut through gully. We’re getting replays showing that Mushfiq got an edge on that shot. The leg-before shout. There was an inside edge. It comes up on Hot Spot and Snicko. But he didn’t use his team’s review. Puts paid to that idea that batsmen always know when they’ve hit it.

No sooner am I back than the death knell sounds. Henriques is bowling in his characteristic fashion, medium pace stump to stump, and Mushfiq misses one. Struck in front. Huge loss for Bangladesh, he’s one of their trumps. It will all be down to Tamim and Shakib-al-Hasan from here.

16th over: Bangladesh 53-2 (Tamim 28, Rahim 9).

Head has a real knack of this. Rahim is trying to work and flick and sweep but just can’t make sufficient contact to beat the ring. It takes Head to misfire down leg for runs to come, via a little lap for two. He retains the strike with a push to point. Have a drink, fellas. I’m back to the BBC radio call in a tic. Why not splash out and listen in while following Geoff here? Sync the TV for the trifecta? Think Big.

15th over: Bangladesh 50-2 (Tamim 28, Rahim 6)

Moises Henriques into the attack as well. So it’s pretty clear that Sniffer Smith is going to get through their fifth bowler while the going is slow. Sound if trying to keep it tight. But, rain right? Ten wickets sooner rather than later? Tough balance to strike. Be I don’t second guess. Moises was pretty good, conceding just the 25 in five completed overs on Thursday. Three singles is all the Bangladesh pair get from his first today. Risk-free, but not much else.

14th over: Bangladesh 47-2 (Tamim 27, Rahim 4)

Travis Head is on, which means some 75 second overs! He’s a master at the craft, the South Australian twirler. Well, not so much a twirler as a dart thrower. But a very accurate one, in essence keeping Glenn Maxwell from the bowling crease in this Australian side. For reference, Maxwell was the primary Australian spinner in their triumphant 2015 World Cup campaign.

13th over: Bangladesh 45-2 (Tamim 26, Rahim 3)

Nothing wrong with that from Cummins. Four dots. Yeah, a wide too. But only two runs conceded. Tamim has occupied 44 balls for his 26 so far. Might need to find another gear if they are to push up to that 330 mark Mashrafe was talking about before the game.

12th over: Bangladesh 43-2 (Tamim 25, Rahim 3)

Josh Halewood continues from the Vauxhall End. He’s been spot on so far today, unlucky not to already have talisman Tamim in the shed as well after a loose pull shot, coming immediately after he found Soumya’s edge. Oh, and another top edge that could have gone anywhere this time around too. “Too much height, not enough length” Ali Mitchell’s assessment on the radio. Rahim safe. It came after the pair exchanged more controlled singles to third man. Tamim retains the strike with a single to midwicket.

11th over: Bangladesh 39-2 (Tamim 23, Rahim 1)

Gee, it isn’t a flattering replay for Imrul. Nothing shot, that. Catching practice at best. Cummins is the sort of bowler who gets wickets in a flurry, and now he’s got an incision expect to see him stick around at the bowling crease for a bit. Rahim is the new man, off to mark steering to third man. The Aussie quick misfires with a wide to Tamin, before returning to his preferred line to end a successful over.

Cummins strikes! Imrul playing away from his body, a thick edge, just carrying to Aaron Finch at point. With Australia bowling first and rain coming later, they will know how vital it is that they take ten quicks as quickly as possible.

10th over: Bangladesh 37-1 (Tamim 23, Imrul 1)

Hazlewood doing what he does. Pinning down Tamim. Nearly has him again, via another top-edged pull, but there’s not much bat on it and Wade can’t get around to take the lob. The batsmen squirt a couple of singles, but that’s all they can get.

9th over: Bangladesh 35-1 (Tamim 22, Imrul 5)

Imrul has kept the strike, and is riding the bounce from Cummins into the gully. Gets a shorter one down leg that he’s able to kick away for a leg bye. Tamim hasn’t had a heap of strike of late, but doesn’t look bothered, immediately tapping a run to midwicket to get back down the leisure end of the pitch. Kayes dodges a good bouncer, and sees out the over.

@GeoffLemonSport She Bangs The Drums was my most memorable bassline as a kid. Reassuringly easy to learn as an 18 year old too.

8th over: Bangladesh 33-1 (Tamim 21, Imrul 5)

Hazlewood wil continue from the Vauxhall end for a longer spell. Tamim gets off strike first ball, then Imrul aims a massive wallop across the line that gets dragged away through square for two. He’s beaten next ball, outside off, then square drives a single. More convincing, the last stroke, but you wouldn’t yet apply that adjective to his innings.

@GeoffLemonSport Bangla Desh anthem was composed in 1906 by the poet Rabindranath Tagore, and adopted in 1972 as their national anthem.

7th over: Bangladesh 29-1 (Tamim 20, Imrul 2)

Just the three overs from Mitchell Starc to begin with, and Patrick Cummins is the next express option to be tried. He immediately looks less threatening, landing on the leg stump with his first four balls, and seeing each of them worked away for one or two runs. Finally gets the line a bit more on middle for the last two balls, defended by Imrul.

6th over: Bangladesh 24-1 (Tamim 16, Imrul 1)

Imrul Kayes the next to the middle, and drives his second ball past mid-off for a single. Tamim is less convincing to close the over, a big pull-slog against Hazlewood that goes high in the air but luckily for him swirls with the breeze over mid-on instead of to him. Tamim gets a run.

That’s what Hazlewood does. Back of a length, bit of movement, angle across the left-hander, and he pops a regulation edge wide of Matthew Wade, who tumbles across to his left to take it.

5th over: Bangladesh 22-0 (Tamim 15, Soumya 3)

Pitched up by Starc, on-drive by Tamim for four. He is in some touch. Timed that rather than whacking it, teased Cummins on the chase but rolled it into the boundary cushions in the end. Then Tamim leaves one, defends one to point. Not getting carried away. Plays out most of the over, but the last ball drops short. Not today, says Tamim. Flash. Cut. Four.

@GeoffLemonSport Another one bites the dust? Also it's played on a detuned a string on a guitar I believe!

4th over: Bangladesh 14-0 (Tamim 7, Soumya 3)

What a shot! Soumya, a left-hander like Tamim, drives a single into the covers. His senior partner then charges Hazlewood, gets the bat almost horizontal like a baseballer, and line-drives the length ball back down the ground. It was hard, not sweetly timed – you could almost feel the vibrations from the bat out in the grandstand – but just bashed with every bit of power in the batsman’s body. Four, and the crowd... you do the rest.

3rd over: Bangladesh 6-0 (Tamim 1, Soumya 0)

Oohs and aahs, a little chipped drive from Tamim that lands short of Warner at mid-off. Loves that spot now. It used to be the pronvince of fielding no-hopers like Stuart MacGill, or maybe Michael Clarke when his back was crocked, but Warner has pushed the case for a dynamic mover in the position. Finch is at first slip, Smith second, Maxwell backward point. Henriques (inexplicably still in the team) at cover point. Cummins at mid-on, Zampa square leg and Hazlewood fine leg if you want me to complete the set. Some more excitement as Tamim gloves a short ball back toward the slips but it lands well short. It’s a maiden from Starc, but Bangladesh won’t mind too much if they can just see him off.

2nd over: Bangladesh 6-0 (Tamim 1, Soumya 0)

Tamim then to face Hazlewood’s first ball as well. He has been in untouchable form, the Bangladesh batsman. How dearly he would love to back up his ton against England scored here the other day. A raucious appeal first ball as he’s struck high, then another one hits pad near the ankle and rolls out square for another heartily welcomed leg bye. Sounya gets a gig now, defending carefully on the off stump. There’s no further score.

1st over: Bangladesh 5-0 (Tamim 1, Soumya 0)

Tamim Iqbal to face the first ball, and... Mitchell Starc does not bowl a yorker. What fresh hell is this? Guaranteed, first ball of every ODI, he nails a full swinging ball at the batsman. This time he goes length, outside off. Next one is down leg, takes the pad, and four leg byes! I’m using the exclamation there because I have never heard a bigger roar for leg byes in my life. I’m sat outside at The Oval with a large group of Bangers fans to my left, and they are hyped. The roar is almost as big for an edged single to third man. Not so much when Soumya Sarkar flashes and misses a fast Starc delivery. We might see a few more fireworks in short order.

Bangladesh’s anthem is long and mellifluous. Quite a pleasant thing. Australia’s version - well, I’ve made my thoughts clear on it before. But this is quite a grand rendition, and probably if I didn’t understand the words I might have a slightly higher opinion of it.

Having dealt with those, we switch to everyone’s anthem - Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes.

And the first baton change takes place before a ball has been delivered. Geoff here, taking over with a lovely cool breeze blowing across the Oval. But it whispers a promise of rain as well. I can feel it in me waters.

Here come the teams, to a flurry of sparks, like God’s angriest angle-grinders were taking apart a pile of wrecked cars. The ground is not full, but it’s full of Bangladesh supporters. Vivid green very liberally covers large parts of the stands.

A huge roar goes up around The Oval! Nice moment. It may be a neutral venue, but make no mistake about where the support is inside the People’s Ground today..

One change for Bangladesh, teenager sensation Mehedi to tweak, in favour of Mosaddek Hossain.

The Oval is our scene for match five of the 2017 Champions Trophy. The good news: it’s not raining. The bad: it is going to. That much seems certain from the forecast. But let’s not fixate on that quite yet.

Adam Collins with here playing tag-team with my dear old friend Geoff Lemon on the OBO through the course of the afternoon and evening.

Adam will be here soon enough. Until then, read Andy Bull’s piece from Edgbaston yesterday:

Related: India and Pakistan fans put aside their rivalry and pay their respects | Andy Bull

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England set New Zealand 311 to win in Champions Trophy 2017 – live!

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Play will resume at 3.15pm, aka now.

The covers are coming off, the sun is out, we’ll hopefully have a restart time soon.

Poor over rate again. Not sure why it is taking so long to bowl 50 overs but it is becoming a trend not an exception which is a concern!

“Bit of rain up here in Tonypandy but blowing a gale so who knows where it will go.,” says Chris Evans. “310 doesn’t seem enough to me, Glamorgan have been having great games with each team getting 335. The Sophia pitch can be a bit slow so I think Rashid and Ali will be key. 20-0-80-3 would be an exceptional return. Otherwise we need to knock the top 4 over with the new ball and then hang on. If NZ bat 50 overs they’ll win.”

Those short straight boundaries worry me. Early wickets are very important, for all kinds of reasons. I’d have Stokes ready to come on first change, maybe as early as the fifth/sixth over.

Australia in a knockout match on Saturday. Can you imagine?

It’s raining in Cardiff. The old man isn’t snoring, though, so hopefully it won’t be too long a delay.

Hello folks, Rob here. The most frustrating thing about modern sport is the lack of jeopardy. The demands of TV mean that teams generally get umpteen chances to fail; at the last World Cup dear old England were not eliminated until their fourth defeat. But there is jeopardy galore (coincidentally the name of my teenage guitar band) in the Champions Trophy, due to a combination of the format and the weather. Australia could even be eliminated without being defeated. The losers of today’s game won’t be out of the competition, but they will have a disconcertingly clear view from the precipice.

If England win, they are through to the semi-finals with a match to spare and their world remains a happy place; if they lose, they will play Australia in a knockout match on Squeaky Bum Saturday. The margins between success and failure, hubris and nemesis, MBEs and P45s, are gossamer thin. For lovers of the England cricket team and jeopardy in elite sport, the next few hours will be an exquisite torment.

It’s a sign of how much England have improved that a total of 310 in 50 overs now feels faintly disappointing. Hales, Root and Stokes each played half a great innings, but Buttler made up for that by steaming along at a strike rate all his own, even though he wasn’t at his best. The bowlers, especially Southee, did well in the face of short boundaries, relentless winds and niggling rain; credit to the umpires too, for playing on regardless. If New Zealand fall short of 311, England are through to the semi-finals, helped by the rain elsewhere that has singled Australia out for special pain.

Thanks for reading and for taking part in a lively selection meeting, which decided, albeit narrowly, that Jason Roy needs a break and Jonny Bairstow should open the innings at Edgbaston on Saturday.

England are bowled out for 310 as Jake Ball fends his first ball to backward square and Southee finishes a fine spell with two wickets in two balls. Buttler, who could have added another ten, is left high and dry on 61 off 48. But England will be happy-ish with 310, which is the average score for the side batting first at Cardiff in recent one-dayers.

A golden duck for Mark Wood, chopping to short extra. England are 310-9 and Buttler is stranded at the other end with four balls left.

49th over: England 309-8 (Buttler 60, Wood 0) Plunkett brings up the 300 with a pull for six. That’s England’s 23rd score of 300 since the last World Cup; the next-best are South Africa with 13. The sixth fifty of this innings took only 31 balls as Buttler showed a cool head between the stumbles, and Rashid and Plunkett chipped in. Game back on.

Plunkett steps away, slogs and sacrifices himself. He’s done his job: England are 309-8.

48th over: England 294-7 (Buttler 53, Plunkett 9) Trent Boult’s final over goes for only three singles, which is quite an achievement.

47th over: England 291-7 (Buttler 52, Plunkett 7) A shovel-pull for four from Plunkett, and another tennis shot from Buttler, this time for six over mid-off. If sport is a language, he is a genius at coining new words. He goes to fifty off only 41 balls.

And our latest armchair selector is Richard Thomson. “In response to Phil Sawyer (38th over), you never can tell when a wrecking ball like Roy will be too far gone. He can hit the ball here, there and everywhere. I’m making believe that a hard bargain will be arrived at.”

46th over: England 278-7 (Buttler 46, Plunkett 1) Buttler is single-handedly keeping England on course for 310. He has 46 off only 38 balls, despite not being in great rhythm.

Buttler at his best: not so much a ramp shot, as a flap over the keeper and up on to the camera platform. Light as the breeze.

45th over: England 268-7 (Buttler 36, Plunkett 1) The bowling from one end has been persistently short, to make the batsmen play square to the long boundaries. That’s fine by Buttler, who accepts the invitation with a glorious tennis shot to the rope at midwicket.

A tweet arrives from Alistair Connor. “You realise you jinxed England by calling them ‘strong and stable’, eh? Not to draw any analogies but the wheels are coming off.” Well, I was hoping those words now came with built-in irony.

The New Zealanders think they may have got Buttler caught behind, but they haven’t.

44th over: England 260-7 (Buttler 30, Plunkett 0) Better from England, as Rashid comes to the party with a lovely late dab for four off his fellow spinner, but then worse again as he’s beaten by a wily change of pace.

An email from Peter Salmon. “I can’t help feeling that the Roy/Bairstow debate playing out on this OBO is what it must look like in Angus Fraser’s brain at 3am... Interspersed with his 5/66 against the West Indies at Lords in 1995.”

Straight it is, and Rashid’s buzzy cameo is over. That’s 260-7.

Rashid is given out lbw, and it looks fairly straight...

43rd over: England 250-6 (Buttler 28, Rashid 4) A more fruitful over for England, if not a more convincing one: the only four came off Buttler’s top edge and his helmet. But he has 28 off 25, and he hasn’t really got going yet.

“A great OBOer,” muses Richard O’Hagan. “Isn’t the answer simply ‘Rob Smyth’?” In my book, it is.

42nd over: England 240-6 (Buttler 20, Rashid 2) Santner, bowling super-slowly, concedes only four. New Zealand would be favourites now even if they didn’t have the weather on their side.

41st over: England 236-6 (Buttler 17, Rashid 2) It was hit out or get out for Moeen, and he did both. Adil Rashid, who may have been recalled partly for his batting, starts positively. Fifteen off the over, but another wicket to keep England stuttering.

Moeen flicks a six, then flicks a chance to short fine leg, which is beautifully grabbed by Trent Boult. England are 230-6 and threatening to blow it.

40th over: England 221-5 (Buttler 17, Moeen 4) Boult is back, and England continue to collect singles. This is a trickle when they need a flood. Come on Mo.

39th over: England 217-5 (Buttler 15, Moeen 2) Anderson keeps the lid on the pot; he has 2-44 off eight overs.

On email, Phil Sawyer has a word of warning. “Those crying out for change should be careful what they wish for. Before telling Jason Roy it’s over, we should all remember that constant chopping and changing of the line-up was exactly what sent England supporters running scared back in the bad old days of selection. Stability in the team is something we only experienced in dreams back then.” Yes, but it’s possible to swing too far the other way.

38th over: England 212-5 (Buttler 11, Moeen 1) Kane Williamson has managed his attack, and the wind, with great skill. Now the question is whether he can stop Jos Buttler making a quick fifty.

Meanwhile, at the email end, Stephen Brown comes back on. “I have another idea (not always this full of them). Why not go full ruthless and (assuming the Aus game is a practice match) rest Hales and give Roy and Bairstow a shoot-out at the top of the order? The problem with giving Roy the chance to play himself back in to form without Bairstow having some game time, is that if Roy is dire again then you throw YJB into the semis with no prep time. And I am vehemently anti-that.

That’s the scalp New Zealand wanted. Stokes plays an upper cut, not badly, but not high enough to clear third man. England are 210-5 and wobbling a bit.

37th over: England 207-4 (Stokes 48, Buttler 8) Milne continues, and Buttler flicks a couple of twos into the leg side with those hockey wrists of his.

An email from Rob Peterson. “Afternoon Tim, from sunny (well, dark, but it was sunny earlier) Bali. One point that seems to have been missed in this Roy/Bairstow discussion is that it might do Roy a lot of good to be left out at this point. He must be aware that he’s not worth his place in this form, which is a difficult position to be in. At some stage, keeping him in crosses the line from consistency of selection to downright embarrassing, and we’re surely fast approaching that moment.” Yes.

36th over: England 202-4 (Stokes 47, Buttler 4) Back to spin as Santner returns. He’s a brave bowler, willing to flight the ball, even in the face of these short boundaries. “Good over,” says Nasser as England manage only four singles.

35th over: England 198-4 (Stokes 45, Buttler 2) Milne, replacing Southee, puts the ball just where Stokes wants it, in the slot for a straight drive. He then drops short, but a murderous pull is well stopped at short midwicket. Stokes needs to make a hundred here, in the interests of both entertainment and atonement.

An email arrives from Romeo, who may be an Elvis fan. “In answer to Lee Smith (33rd over), I can’t walk out on Jason Roy (however cloudy and rainy his current position), and we can’t build our dreams on YJB scoring 170+ just because he did so a few weeks ago.”

34th over: England 189-4 (Stokes 37, Buttler 1) Root had only faced 22 balls in 12 overs, so Nasser Hussain is putting the blame for that wicket squarely on the shoulders of Stokes. But give some credit to Corey Anderson, who fought back well after the first ball of his spell had gone for six.

An email from Nik Maynard. “Checking the weather in Cardiff and it’s looking increasingly like there isn’t going to be a lot of rain, maybe just the slightest chance of an odd shower but nothing more. This is a great website for your rainfall radar needs – http://meteox.mobi/forecast/threehours – usually pretty accurate. I’d like to think that we’ll comfortably pass 300.”

Root, starved of the strike by Stokes, plays on. He walks off whacking the turf in frustration, and England are 188-4.

Sensing that something needs to happen, Stokes lofts the first ball of Anderson’s over beyond the short straight boundary.

33rd over: England 181-3 (Root 64, Stokes 30) Tim Southee prevents any fours, which are the currency of Stokes’s batting. The next thing for him to work on, as he gradually advances on greatness, is rotating the strike.

Lee Smith is back. “I think Phil Russell has it about right, as whilst Jason Roy appears to be lost in cloud with too much rain, giving him another shot whilst allowing YJB some game time has to be the best of both worlds.”

32nd over: England 176-3 (Root 63, Stokes 27) A crisp cover push from Stokes yields four more off Neesham. The rain seems to have backed off, as well it might, seeing Stokes in full flow.

“Me again,” says Rich, “one of those days at work… Are England missing a trick and would they be better off moving Stokes up to 4 and Morgan down a place (or even two, depending on situation)? Since the start of 2016, Stokes’ batting has been pretty exceptional in ODIs, and he is undeniably the more technically correct batsman. Plus Morgan is more inventive at the death. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, or time to mix things up?”

31st over: England 168-3 (Root 62, Stokes 20) Southee returns and induces a rare wobble from Root, who plays an air shot and then top-edges just short of the man at deep square. A good over.

Ian Copestake joins the conversation about what makes a great OBOer (24th over, et al). “The greatness of an OBOer is in his or her refusal to kowtow to the Murdoch coin. They are not cheapskates but Chartists.” Well, yes, thank you, but given The Guardian’s freelance rates, we pretty much have to be cheapskates.

30th over: England 166-3 (Root 61, Stokes 19) So Root survives the run-out appeal, and then nearly perishes in a different way, as Stokes plays a straight drive that is more like a missile. That’s drinks, rather gratuitously, on this cool damp day.

The Roy/Bairstow debate rages on. “I think England are caught in a trap over Jason Roy,” says Chris Drew. “Dropping him send the the message that he probably shouldn’t have been there in the first place. But not picking YJB makes it look like a closed shop. I still think YJB is worth his place, and is certainly worth more than first bib-wearer.”

For a run-out against Root, who was backing up, but he made it back into his crease.

29th over: England 162-3 (Root 61, Stokes 15) Root, sensing that Atherton is on air, pays tribute to him with the back-foot tuck through square leg that brought Atherton so many of his runs. He enjoys it so much that he immediately plays it again, Ath.

“How’s the Cardiff weather looking?” wonders James Walsh on Twitter. “Do England need to get a Stokesian hurry on in case of Messrs Duckworth, Lewis and Stern?” It’s looking wet, alas, and yes they do.

28th over: England 156-3 (Root 56, Stokes 14) Williamson is bowling Trent Boult, as if sniffing a collapse, but England are having none of it. Stokes follows up that six with a breezy push for four through mid-off. “Plenty of time,” says Mike Atherton, “for England to double this score and more.”

27th over: England 150-3 (Root 56, Stokes 8) A superb statement from Stokes. He’s a player who tends to run hot, but that was nonchalant stuff.

An email arrives from Harry Lang. “Previous correspondent Stephen has called the Roy situation admirably – and very Britishly. If there’s nothing at stake against Australia, give him another chance to recapture his mojo. Why the hell not? Best to save the faces of all concerned, avoid awkwardness and give him another bally good go. On the other hand, if he were Australian he’d already be slopping out a Walkabout pub dunny, wondering if Qantas would let him on the return flight. Personally, I prefer the British way - but I’ve never lifted any sporting trophies, either.”

Stokes’s settling-in process is going rather well. He swings Anderson over midwicket without any discernible effort.

26th over: England 142-3 (Root 55, Stokes 1) A reverse lap for four, and Root has 55 off 55 balls. His next 45, if he gets them, need to come off 35 to allow Stokes to settle in at the other end.

Joe Root eases to yet another half-century. He has faced plenty of dot balls – 23 – and still got to 50 off 52, thanks to those two delicious sixes.

25th over: England 135-3 (Root 49, Stokes 0) That is the half-way stage, in theory, and New Zealand have clambered back into a decent position – but they need to see off Joe Root, who is cruising along, oblivious to the weather, like an expensive car.

Just when he was looking so good, Morgan perishes – to a dreadful ball. It was wide outside off, he groped for it, and it took the edge. England are 134-3 and that’s game on.

24th over: England 133-2 (Root 48, Morgan 13) Boult is trying to test Morgan with two slips in, and so far it’s not working. Morgan plays a pull for four and a creamy straight drive, so straight that it’s fielded by the pile of sawdust behind the umpire. When Sky update their fielding chart, that pile of sawdust may well go straight in at number one.

“What makes a great OBOer?” asks Chris Drew. “A sense of fun. An ability to always see the glass half-empty, to accept failure. And the joy of reading the wonderful comments of others!”

23rd over: England 125-2 (Root 48, Morgan 5) Milne allows only three singles. He has taken both wickets and coped manfully (can you still say that?) with the wind.

An email from Stephen Brown. “If we win this, we are through to the semis (I believe). The game against Australia would therefore be either a great chance for Roy to play himself back into form, or a wonderful opportunity to give Bairstow a chance to open under no pressure. At what point do we say that while we don’t want to drop players too often, we do want a team made up of the players most likely to score runs?

22nd over: England 123-2 (Root 47, Morgan 4) Morgan is on the charge already, whacking Boult for four over extra-cover. Mind you, he did something like that in the middle of the morning when England were 20-6.

Andrew Benton is back for more, answering the follow-up to his own question (19th over). “I think you only have to read some of the late, great, Dan Lucas’s OBO blogs to know what makes a great OBO-er.:-)” Amen to that. Dan was also a lovely man, kind to me last summer when I was the new kid in town.

21st over: England 118-2 (Root 46, Morgan 0) Hales reaches fifty for the fifth time in eight matches. It’s been an innings of two halves, first muscular, then strangely muted. As if aware of this, he cracks a flat-bat six over mid-off. And then gets out.

A lateral thought from George Rogers. “I think the answer to the Roy dilemma lies in the language. I feel we’re too stuck in the past with how we talk about players and their place in the international pecking order. Roy is an established short-form danger man. If we don’t pick him for a few matches, I do not believe he should be considered to have been dropped.

Suddenly, it’s all happening. Hales reaches fifty, flat-bats a six, and then departs, expecting a short one and getting a slower ball instead. England are 118-2.

20th over: England 104-1 (Hales 49, Root 40) There are days when sport is a language. Roy has lost the gift of the gab; Root, even after that nick, is fabulously fluent. But Neesham has a few things to say too, and he rounds off his first over by beating Hales.

Jimmy Neesham comes on, and instantly finds the edge of Root’s bat, no mean feat at the moment – but the nick goes for four.

19th over: England 99-1 (Hales 49, Root 36) Adam Milne restores order, and Phil Sawyer joins the fray. “Perhaps a more pertinent question than Andrew Benton’s (8th over) might be ‘what makes a great OBOer?’. If we ignore the fact that the term ‘great OBOer’ is itself an oxymoron, perhaps your reader might like to send ideas in. To start off, and despite the fact that the word ‘great’ has never been applied to me in any context (apart from ‘Great Heavens! What is that unholy mess of a human being?), then my own OBO credentials appear to be a constant expectation that a loss is inevitable, an outdated line in self-deprecation, and an increasingly gammy leg.”

On a more straightforward note, here’s Laurie Huggett-Wilde. “Come on now Tim, ‘We needed that’ (11.34), what was it Richie Benaud always used to say, ‘There are no teams in the world called we or they!’ You’re quite right, but I didn’t mean either team – I meant we, the people.

18th over: England 97-1 (Hales 48, Root 34) Root follows that six with the finest of laps for four. Santner has gone for 29 off four overs, without bowling badly. Have England recalled Adil Rashid at just the wrong moment?

Joe Root is reinventing himself as Jason Roy on a good day. He lofts the spinner for another silky six, and England are 93-1.

17th over: England 87-1 (Hales 48, Root 24) After all those singles, Adam Milne decides enough is enough and lays down a row of dots, which he only slightly spoils with a wide and a long-hop, flipped for two by Hales. That’s the fifty partnership from 56 balls: strong and stable.

An email from Joe Haycock. “For the unfortunate souls like myself that are unable to watch the game AND follow the OBO (is cricket even cricket without the OBO?), what do you reckon a formidable score will be going by the pitch and weather conditions?” That was impressive – one of the great philosophical questions slipped in in brackets. Well, the average first-innings score here, over the past three ODIs, has been 310. England should be aiming for that, but it may all come down to Duckworth-Lewis.

16th over: England 84-1 (Hales 46, Root 24) Six from the over, and that’s drinks. It’s been... sedate. But Hales and Root are playing with great ease, unlike poor old Roy. I’m with the Bairstow wing of the party: it’s absurd to persist with a player who is this out of form, and an opening pair that doesn’t work, when you have someone on the bench who’s been in blazing form for about two years.

15th over: England 78-1 (Hales 44, Root 20) Anderson continues, and gets the scoresheet back into binary: 11.1(wd).11. Thrilling stuff. If anyone feels an email coming on, this might be a good time.

14th over: England 73-1 (Hales 42, Root 18) So the second over of spin goes for nine. On the England balcony, several pairs of eyes are watching closely: with Rashid restored, this is the first time they’ve picked two spinners for a one-day game in Cardiff, where the straight boundaries are very inviting.

By Joe Root, of all people – the field is up and he sashays down the track to put the ball in the stand at long-on. We needed that.

13th over: England 64-1 (Hales 40, Root 11) Another over from Anderson, another series of singles. This is like a one-day game from way back in the early 2010s.

12th over: England 60-1 (Hales 38, Root 9) The first spin of the day as Williamson turns to Mitchell Santner’s slow left-arm. The batsmen continue to get ‘em in singles.

An email from Rich. “This isn’t witty or particularly insightful, but it’s just getting a bit silly if England persist with Roy for the rest of the tournament. Bairstow is in great form, and knocked 170-odd not out opening the batting for Yorkshire recently. I’m all for keeping the faith in players and not dropping too soon, but when you’ve got a major tournament to win and a player like Bairstow in the shed, it’s got to be done hasn’t it. I will seriously lose my faith in Morgan as a captain and Bayliss as coach if Roy lines up next match…having said that, he’ll probably get a hundred.”

11th over: England 56-1 (Hales 36, Root 7) Corey Anderson comes on, and England pick up several ones and a two. Hales has 36 off 34, good going in this disorientating wind.

An email from Richard O’Hagan. “Re: your reply to Andrew Benton (8th over). You do all of that and still your email address describes you as ‘casual’!” Nice one, but I certainly wouldn’t claim to do all of it. The question was, what makes a great sports journalist.

10th over: England 50-1 (Hales 32, Root 5) Milne gets one past the broad bat of Hales, who retorts with a pull for four and brings up England’s fifty at five an over. Brendon McCullum, the sage of Dunedin, feels the pitch is two-paced.

9th over: England 41-1 (Hales 25, Root 3) Southee continues and Joe Root gets straight into the groove with that back-foot stroke of his, square of the wicket on the off side, that is far too elegant to be called a force.

An email from Tom Adam. “If Roy on a good day is Roy of the Rovers (“Man of the Moment”, below), then which Roy is he on a bad day? I think I’d go for Roy Hodgson – bumbling along in hapless frustration till put out of his misery to a collective but pitying sigh of relief.” Harsh, but fair at the moment.

8th over: England 37-1 (Hales 24, Root 0) Williamson brings on Adam Milne, and Roy, after moving outside off looking to whip to leg, adjusts smoothly and plays a straight drive for four. That’s his most decisive shot so far. But then he tries something similar again, misses, and he’s gone.

“Tim.” Yes, Andrew Benton. “What does it take to be a great sports journalist? (I’ve not (yet) bought your book...hoping for some free insights).” Ha. It’s an excellent question, and I may not be the best person to answer it, but I’ll have a go. It takes drive, composure, a love of the game, a love of the language, a lot of reading, a voice of your own, and a lot of luck.

Roy walks across his stumps and misses! His horror show continues, and England are 37-1.

7th over: England 31-0 (Roy 8, Hales 23) Southee doesn’t rate this pitch highly: he tries a slower ball and a bouncer. Hales does like it – he dances down it and lofts a square drive for four. And now, the game stops for a minute’s silence, in honour of those who lost their lives in the London Bridge attack. It is a very silent silence, followed by some muted applause.

6th over: England 27-0 (Roy 8, Hales 19) Williamson takes the only slip out, which is a little victory for the batsmen – in this fixture at the 2015 World Cup, New Zealand famously had five slips. Roy continues to plod along while Hales cruises.

5th over: England 23-0 (Roy 7, Hales 16) Tidy from Southee, who has a decent shout for lbw against Hales and has gone for only 10 off his three overs.

An email lands from Lee Smith. “Heaven forbid that they actually have a West Germany/Austria 1982 World Cup moment, but is it possible England and New Zealand could contrive a result that would put Australia’s progress in jeopardy? Not that I have a suspicious mind or anything like that.”

4th over: England 22-0 (Roy 6, Hales 16) Hales cuts for two as well as pulling for six; he has 16 off 13, while Roy has 6 off 11. On commentary, Brendon McCullum says “these are two of the most dynamic teams in world cricket”. That’s a bit like James Brown saying he liked Mick Jagger’s dance moves.

Boult drops short, and Hales deposits him over the rope with a pull downwind. England are 22-0.

3rd over: England 14-0 (Roy 6, Hales 8) Hales, who is in form, tucks Southee for three. Roy’s scores this summer, m’learned friend Rob Smyth notes, have been 0, 20, 1, 8, 4 and 1, making 34 from six innings before today, average 5.67. Miserable stuff, but he manages to pass that average now by walking over to off stump and shoving square for two. They all count.

2nd over: England 9-0 (Roy 4, Hales 5) Trent Boult shares the new ball, left-arm over, and Hales uses his long arms to turn an offside wide into a cracking four. Then he comes close to playing on as Boult finds some inswing, or, as my old friend the Guardian auto-correct would have it, some insuring.

1st over: England 4-0 (Roy 4, Hales 0) Tim Southee opens up, gets a smidgeon of swing, and appeals, rather half-heartedly, for lbw, as Roy props forward with pad and bat together. Second ball, Roy plays and misses. Third ball, he locates the middle of the bat with a push to mid-on. Fourth ball, Southee drops short on leg stump and Roy shows his poor form by failing to connect. But fifth ball, he cover-drives for four. That’s his highest score of this tournament. The last ball is defended, solidly: maybe he’s going to be OK.

So we had the New Zealand anthem and the British anthem, followed by “Seven Nation Army” by the White Stripes, which slotted into that batting order rather seamlessly.

The anthems are ringing out, full of rickety magnificence. And the first tweet has landed. “Lucky to play today,” reckons Chris Evans. “We had all of June’s rain yesterday! Not a fun day to be a spectator.” His Twitter bio says: “Old, miserable git. Cardiff.”

On a good day, Jason Roy is Roy of the Rovers, cheerfully thumping good balls for four or six. But the good days have dried up lately. At the Oval last Thursday, Roy played like a lost soul. It’s probably a help that England are batting first, depriving him of another three hours to brood on his troubles. On the other hand, he has to get straight out there on a pitch that could be as sweaty as his palms.

England: Roy, Hales, Root, Morgan (c), Stokes, Buttler (w), Moeen, Rashid, Plunkett, Ball, Wood.

New Zealand: Guptill, Ronchi (w), Williamson, Taylor, Broom, Neesham, Anderson, Santner, Milne, Southee, Boult.

Kane Williamson calls heads, heads it is, and, not being a blithering idiot, he opt to have a bowl. “There’s a bit of weather around,” he says, and he can say it again – the wind is making everybody’s trousers wobble like a new red ball. NZ are unchanged. England would have bowled too. The injured Chris Woakes is replaced by Adil Rashid, which will please a lot of people.

Or should that be pre-soaking? Morning everyone. The Champions Trophy is in danger of being ruined by the rain. Today’s game is in Cardiff, where raindrops can be found on the BBC forecast every hour from 12 noon to 9pm. That said, each of those hours is also sporting a ray of sunshine, so it should be a covers-on, covers-off sort of day. Very English, and very New Zealandish too.

The rain in Britain now falls mainly on the Aussies, which has interesting implications. If England (the only team in this group with a win so far) win again today, they are through to the semi-finals, with (almost certainly) a golden chance to complete Australia’s misery at Edgbaston on Saturday. If New Zealand win today, they go top of the group and England v Australia probably becomes a shoot-out for second place. It’s a lot more intriguing than the other group, where, so far, all has gone to form, and India and South Africa appear to be cruising into the semis.

Tim will be here soon. In the meantime you can read Ed Aarons’ take on cricket’s return to the BBC …

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Pakistan v South Africa: ICC Champions Trophy – live!

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29th over: South Africa 118-6 (Miller 30, Morris 0) Brilliant stuff from the seamer, who has figures of 4-0-10-3. That last ball was a jaffa, angled in from round the wicker and just seeming away a touch to crash into off-stump. Glorious.

That wicket puts Pakistan in among the all rounders. And … OOF! This one has off stump cartwheeling out of the ground. Parnell goes first ball and Hassan will start his next over on a hat-trick.

Cracking catch this. Hassan has bowled beautifully and has his second wicket. Duminy edges a full one to slip and Babar takes a brilliant diving catch low to his right.

28th over: South Africa 114-4 (Miller 29, Duminy 6) Hafeez is going to bowl his full 10-over allotment in one spell. Two runs from the first five balls then Miller charges down the track and launches him over long on for six. Hafeez finishes with figures of 10-0-51-1, which don’t really reflect how well he’s bowled.

27th over: South Africa 106-4 (Miller 22, Duminy 5) Hassan sends down five dots at Miller, the penultimate of which is a well directed short ball that has the batsman flailing. The first maiden of the innings … no, Miller carves a drive through extra cover for a single from the last.

26th over: South Africa 105-4 (Miller 21, Duminy 5) Hafeez into his ninth over on the bounce. CLONK! Miller heaves him into the stands wide of long on for six! Fine shot, and one that eases the pressure a touch.

25th over: South Africa 97-4 (Miller 14, Duminy 4) Hassan continues and Miller continues to struggle to get the ball away. Three dots then a push for a single. Duminy shovels a pull out to square leg for another, then a quick Hassan bouncer flies through to Sarfraz. Just those two from the over.

24th over: South Africa 95-4 (Miller 13, Duminy 3) JP Duminy has immediately looked at ease out there – three balls faced, three singles scored. A fine stop from Shadab at short extra cover denies Miller a boundary but he cuts away for a single from the next. Just two runs from Hafeez’s latest.

23rd over: South Africa 93-4 (Miller 12, Duminy 2) These two now have a rescue job on their hands. They’re more than capable of doing it obviously, but Pakistan are in inspired mood.

Hassan Ali into the attack. And Faf du Plessis out! The South Africa No3 drags Hassan’s second ball back onto his stumps and he’s gone for a 44-ball 26.

22nd over: South Africa 90-3 (Du Plessis 26, Miller 11) Beautiful shot from Du Plessis, who lap-sweeps Hafeez to fine leg for four. That’s his first boundary, from his 41st ball.

A bit of extra info on that AB stat from earlier from Ali Martin: “AB has in fact now completed the set – a golden duck in ODI (today), Twenty20 (last year v Australia in Durban) and Test cricket (2012 v New Zealand in Dunedin). Also signed off from his Test career, perhaps, with a pair against England in Centurion …”

21st over: South Africa 83-3 (Du Plessis 20, Miller 10) South Africa churn out the singles like a late 90s Indie band (Mansun had five – five! – from Attack of the Grey Lantern).And, like Mansun’s Attack of the Grey Lantern, there are five singles from this Imad over.

20th over: South Africa 78-3 (Du Plessis 17, Miller 8) “It’s great to watch this fight shown by Pakistan,” writes Ian Copestake. “Nasser Hussain got a bit of a strop on when one fielder applauded a Pakistan miss at the stumps when he should have hit them, but it missed the point of the togetherness the team is showing after what was an utter collective brain fart of a performance against India.”

Runs from this Hafeez over, seven of them, all in ones and (Roger) twos.

19th over: South Africa 71-3 (Du Plessis 13, Miller 5) Every dot is being cheered from the stands and the Pakistan players seem to be feeding on that energy. There are three for the fans to celebrate here and just three singles from another excellent Imad over.

18th over: South Africa 68-3 (Du Plessis 11, Miller 4) Three wickets for the spinners but I don’t think we’ve seen a ball turn yet. It’s just been good, accurate wicket-to-wicket stuff. There’s even a spot of good fielding in the covers here: who are you and what have you done with Pakistan? Two singles from this Hafeez over.

17th over: South Africa 66-3 (Du Plessis 10, Miller 3) We have apparently just seen AB de Villiers’ first ever golden duck. Though I think we should really add “in professional cricket” to that – there has to have been a golden in the back garden or down the park at some point.

A brief break for drinks then Imad continues. Just two singles from the over once again.

16th over: South Africa 64-3 (Du Plessis 9, Miller 2) Hafeez continues. The batsmen nudge and nurdle a single each. The Pakistan spinners have been excellent – their combined figures: 8-0-25-3.

15th over: South Africa 62-3 (Du Plessis 8, Miller 1) Well, well, well.Who’s going to be the first to use the word ‘choke’?” Behave yourself, John Starbuck. This has become a wonderful start for Pakistan. Imad has two for eight from his four overs.

De Kock’s 33 came off a 49 balls. Sedate by his standards.Imad (2-0-6-1) continues. And he has De Villiers first ball! Edgbaston goes bananas! The South Africa captain played a loose cut and picked out the man at backward point. Hafeez takes the catch to spark some early-afternoon pandemonium.

14th over: South Africa 60-2 (Du Plessis 7, De Villiers 0) Another important wicket for Pakistan, who are right in the game at the moment. De Kock goes in similar circumstances to Amla, trapped lbw by a spinner just as he looked to break the shackles.

De Kock skips down the wicket to Hafeez and launches him down to cow corner for a one-bounce four. Lovely shot. But two balls later he’s gone! Hafeez should’ve had him last over but this time the finger goes up as De Kock misses a slog sweep.

13th over: South Africa 55-1 (De Kock 29, Du Plessis 6) On commentary Rameez Raja reckons that failure to review was down to a “lack of positive intent” but that seems a little harsh – it was definitely one of those that you expect to see clipping leg stump but going with the umpire’s call. Imad rattles through another tidy over – just a single from it.

12th over: South Africa 54-1 (De Kock 29, Du Plessis 5) Chalk up another misfield – Farkad makes a mess of a simple collect in the deep. To be fair, the outfield is one of those that stokes fear of horrible knee injuries, though neither of the misfields so far were due to an unwillingness to dive. There’s a big shout from the last as Hafeez slaps De Kock on the pad. Umpire Illingworth reckons it’s going down and Pakistan opt not to review. Hawkeye shows it would’ve have been overturned on review.

11th over: South Africa 50-1 (De Kock 26, Du Plessis 4) A misfield at extra cover – Shahzad, on as 12th man – allows Du Plessis a single that should not have been. Still, just three from another tidy Imad over.

10th over: South Africa 47-1 (De Kock 24, Du Plessis 3) Mohammad Hafeez into the attack at the Birmingham End. De Kock drills one wide of midwicket and Junaid has a long chase to the boundary – the batsmen run three. Six from the over.

9th over: South Africa 41-1 (De Kock 20, Du Plessis 1) A huge breakthrough for Pakistan just as Amla looked to be going through the gears. There’s no respite in this South Africa batting lineup, though. Faf du Plessis nudges himself off the mark.

Left-armer spinner Imad Wasim comes into the attack and he immediately makes the breakthrough. Amla goes back and looks to turn through the leg-side, misses, and is caught plumb.

8th over: South Africa 39-0 (De Kock 19, Amla 16) Signs that these two are, like a wedding guest after the five-drink mark, beginning to find their rhythm. Amla flicks Junaid off his hip for four and there’s nine from the over.

7th over: South Africa 30-0 (De Kock 17, Amla 9) Two more dots, then De Kock nudges Amir for a single. That’s the only run from the first five balls but from the last Amla steps to the off and heaves a short one out to the midwicket boundary for four.

6th over: South Africa 25-0 (De Kock 16, Amla 5) That bus gets around. How does one bus get all the big gigs? There must be other buses that could do the job. It’s the Michael Buffer of buses. The Bill Nighy of buses.

Junaid continues. De Kock picks the slower ball from the last and nudges through the on-side but again the ball slows up on the outfield. Three runs, five from the over. When was the last time South Africa scored only one boundary in the first six overs of an ODI?

5th over: South Africa 20-0 (De Kock 11, Amla 5) Amir goes short to Amla and gets called for a couple of wides, with Amla having a bit of a flap at the second. Neither batsman has really settled so far. Six from the over in ones and wides.

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4th over: South Africa 14-0 (De Kock 9, Amla 4) The ball is just nipping around a touch and it’s Junaid’s turn to find the inside edge. This time the pad comes to De Kock’s rescue. But the pad is the offending party next up, with Junaid yelping an lbw appeal – it was a bit high and going down (but other than that etc and so forth). And a third reprieve for De Kock – a forcing drive, a thick edge … and four runs through the vacant third slip area.

3rd over: South Africa 10-0 (De Kock 5, Amla 4) Amir is a whisker away from doing for De Kock, jagging one back and finding the inside edge. The ball, though, misses the stumps and drops a yard or two short of Sarfraz. Three dots later Malik has the chance for a run out but misses the stumps from mid on – De Kock was well short. That was an opportunity to turn a solid start for Pakistan into a very good one.

2nd over: South Africa 7-0 (De Kock 4, Amla 2) It’s Junaid Khan at the other end. De Kock thick edges to third man for a single and Amla gets off the mark with a push through the covers for a couple – on a quick outfield that might have made the boundary but the surface looks a little slow. Amla looks to take that out of the occasion with a huge waft at the next but he connects only with Edgbaston air and the ball zips through to Sarfraz.

1st over: South Africa 4-0 (De Kock 3, Amla 0) Mohammad Amir starts off with the ball for Pakistan and starts off with a wide. A couple of dots later he offers De Kock a little too much width and he carves away through backward point for three.

“Away kits? Has cricket finally gone stark staring mad?” rages Richard O’Hagan. “Why in the name of Kerry Packer’s wallet does any team need an away kit?” To be fair, I think, strictly speaking, it’s their T20 kit rather than a bespoke change kit. AndIthinkIquitelikeitthereIsaidit.

Out come the teams. Pakistan in their traditional green; South Africa in their away kit of eye-wateringly bright yellow.

South Africa: De Kock, Amla, Du Plessis, De Villiers, Miller, Duminy, Morris, Parnell, Rabada, Morkel, Tahir.

Pakistan: Azhar, Fakhar, Babar, Hafeez, Malik, Sarfraz, Imad, Amir, Shadab, Hassan, Junaid.

South Africa win the toss and they’re going to have a bat. “We feel getting a big total is going to be important,” says AB de Villiers. No changes to the Saffers side.

Sarfraz says he would’ve preferred to bat first. Two changes for Pakistan: Junaid Khan and Fakhar Zaman come in.

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Hello all. It’s slightly unfortunate that on matchdays in this tournament so far thoughts immediately turn to the weather and today there’s good news and bad news. The good news is that the forecast for Edgbaston is dry until around 6ish, at which point the bad news kicks in, with rain more likely as the evening goes on. We should squeeze a game in with a bit of luck. Fingers crossed.

With that unpleasant business out of the way, on to the cricket. This looks like a mismatch on paper – a somewhat shambolic Pakistan began their Champions Trophy campaign with a comprehensive 124-run defeat against India, while world No1s South Africa battered Sri Lanka by 96 runs – but there is hope for the underdogs. Pakistan have won three of the last four ODI meetings between these sides, including their most recent fixture at the 2015 World Cup.

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India set Sri Lanka 322 to win at the ICC Champions Trophy – live!

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13th over: Sri Lanka 62-1 (Gunathilaka 31, Mendis 23) It’s a double bowling change, with Hardik Pandya replacing Kumar. Mendis brings up an excellent fifty partnership in only 48 balls with one of three singles from the over.

12th over: Sri Lanka 59-1 (Gunathilaka 29, Mendis 22) Kusal Mendis shows his class for the first time, flashing the new bowler Bumrah through cover for four. Sri Lanka have recovered superbly from a pretty abysmal start to the innings, with 37 runs coming from the last five overs.

This Gunathilaka looks quite a player. Stylish, has time. Thoughts on why he wasn't in the side originally? Numbers true, but looks the part

11th over: Sri Lanka 53-1 (Gunathilaka 28, Mendis 17) Mendis is doing great work in the V. That’s the V behind his head. After an edge for four in Kumar’s previous over, he now top-edges a hook to fine leg for another boundary.

10th over: Sri Lanka 44-1 (Gunathilaka 27, Mendis 8) Gunathilaka drives another lovely boundary off Yadav, this time to the right of mid-on. He almost took out the non-striker Mendis, who ended up on all fours searching for his dignity. Gunathilaka has played nicely to reach 27 off 25 balls; Mendis has nine from 17.

9th over: Sri Lanka 38-1 (Gunathilaka 22, Mendis 8) A difficult over for Mendis, who edges Kumar wide of the solitary slip for four and is then beaten by an excellent leg-cutter.

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8th over: Sri Lanka 34-1 (Gunathilaka 22, Mendis 4) Boundaries plural! Gunathilaka starts the over by hooking Yadav sweetly over fine leg for six. That’s much more like it, and he follows up with a gorgeous drive to the extra-cover boundary.

7th over: Sri Lanka 22-1 (Gunathilaka 10, Mendis 4) Sri Lanka look resigned to defeat. There is very little conviction in their batting, admittedly against some very accurate bowling, and another over passes without a boundary. They need 300 from 43 overs.

6th over: Sri Lanka 17-1 (Gunathilaka 8, Mendis 1) Sri Lanka won’t be out if they lose but a heavy defeat would leave them needing snookers. Similarly, India would not be officially through but a second heavy win would mean that only a fiasco for the ages could stop them qualifying for the semi-finals. They have started superbly with the ball, and another excellent over from Yadav goes for just a couple.

5th over: Sri Lanka 15-1 (Gunathilaka 7, Mendis 0) Dickwella made seven from 18 balls and did not trouble the middle of the bat. He’s got an admirable attitude to opening; it was just one of those days when his timing was all over the place. Meanwhile, Gunathilaka gets the first boundary of the innings with an emphatic back-foot slap through extra cover.

Dickwella misses an almighty mow across the line at Kumar. If he’d connected with that it would have landed right in the middle of the apples in Sainsbury’s by Vauxhall tube station. It’s been a pretty desperate innings, and now it’s over. Dickwella tries to flick across the line and gets a leading edge straight to Yuvraj at gully.

4th over: Sri Lanka 11-0 (Dickwella 7, Gunathilaka 3) Dickwella continues his frantic assault on fresh air. He charges Yadav and misses an attempted off-side swipe before flicking wristily on the bounce to fine leg. At least he’s trying something. Most of the Sri Lankan batsmen were dispiritingly compliant against South Africa.

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3rd over: Sri Lanka 7-0 (Dickwella 5, Gunathilaka 2) Kumar aborts an instinctive appeal for LBW against Gunathilaka at precisely the moment his brain registers that the ball pitched well outside leg. A top-edged pull from Dickwella loops teasingly between midwicket and mid-on. He is trying to pinch hit but at the moment it’s all a bit edgy, in more ways than one.

“Hey Rob,” says Andy Gold. “How is Rashid Khan not being employed to hoover up wickets in the County Championship? Available for the whole summer and brilliant!”

2nd over: Sri Lanka 4-0 (Dickwella 3, Gunathilaka 1) The muscular Umesh Yadav shares the new ball, pummelling a good length to sufficient effect that Sri Lanka get just two singles from the other.

“Well now, young Rob ‘foregone conclusion’ Smyth, I do think a bit of credit to Sri Lanka is in order,” says Andrew Benton. “They’ve not done badly so far, and I’m holding out for them to cause a humdinger of a South Asian upset this afternoon.”

1st over: Sri Lanka 2-0 (Dickwella 2, Gunathilaka 0) Bhuvneshar Kumar opens the bowling to Niroshan Dickwella, who smacked a jaunty 41 from 33 balls against South Africa on Saturday. He gets going here with a drag through midwicket for two, aided by a misfield at midwicket - and then the non-striker Gunathilaka tries to take an absurd single. Dickwella sent him back, and he would have been miles out had Jadhav’s throw hit the stumps. In fact he would have been run out without facing a ball, just like poor old Gatt in the NatWest final 29 years ago.

With the way things are going we could - could - be looking at a semi-final line-up of England v Pakistan and India v Australia. If that doesn’t sound like all kinds of fun, then I don’t know what does.

“So, politician, what chance do you give Sri Lanka of chasing 322?”

“I think they have a good chance. We know it will be a tough chase for them against a very good bowling attack, but a target over 300 does not scare modern batsmen. If Niroshan Dickwella gets off to a flying start they will be in control of the required rate, and we know how good Angelo Mathews is. I think it would be very foolish to write off Sri Lanka.”

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50th over: India 321-6 (Jadhav 25, Jadeja 0) Dhoni’s wicket doesn’t curtail the charge much. Jadhav has his wits about him to ensure they cross so that he has the strike for the final four. He gives himself room to leg by stepping to off before sweeping hard and over square leg for six. Then a shimmy forward an a thrash across the line for four through midwicket. Finally, a boundary off the last ball, skewed over square leg, who had just been brought up into the circle. So a tough ask for Sri Lanka if they are to keep their Champions Trophy hopes alive. That’s it from me. Rob Smyth will be along shortly...

An important knock comes to an end. Perera throws it out wide and Dhoni can’t quite muscle down the ground well enough to make it count. Catch taken at long off.

49th over: India 306-5 (Dhoni 63, Jadhav 10) Single and two off the first balls of the penultimate over bring up that precious yet par total of 300. Again, a naff ending: wide outside off and Dhoni threads through point for four.

48th over: India 297-5 (Dhoni 56, Jadhav 8) Swipe down the ground for one brings MS Dhoni’s half-century from 46 balls. He doesn’t celebrate: his gesture towards the dressing was for a new clubbing stick. He doesn’t look totally chuffed with the one he’s been using in the last couple of overs. How does the new one go? Not bad. Six over midwicket. Another full toss, but a hefty 86m strike. Sri Lanka ending these overs appallingly.

47th over: India 289-5 (Dhoni 49, Jadhav 7) Good work from Jadhav – a sound over from Lakmal is ruined as the right-hander charges and nudges around the corner, upsetting the seamer’s length and finding four. “Did you spot the first impressive English name on your list (45th over)?” asks Adam Hirst. “Clue: he isn’t good enough to make the team.” A second clue:

46th over: India 280-5 (Dhoni 48, Jadhav 0) A couple of gropes outside off stirs Pandya, who somehow wrists a low full toss over midwicket for six. Searching for the yorker, was Lakmal. He’ll need to look harder than that... but he has at least found a thick edge on Pandya’s bat which skews out to the man on the cover boundary. Good bowling, all things considered.

Dhawan scored 55 of his 125 runs (44%) between backward point and wide mid off. He scored 52 off 36 from balls outside off stump. #CT17

Six and out for Hardik Pandya. No repeat of his Sunday service – caught on the off side fence, trying to carve over the boundary.

45th over: India 270-4 (Dhoni 45, Pandya 3) Belting knock from Dhawan, which has seen him reinforce his place as the second most successful ODI batsman in England (in terms of average, from a minimum of 10 innings). Some impressive names on that list. The ball after the dismissal, Dhoni manages to tickle a ball around the corner for four. Can Pandya repeat his cameo against Pakistan?

Standing ovation from the changing rooms and the stands as Dhawan’s innings comes to an end. He fetches one from well outside off stump, attempting to find a boundary down the ground. The connection isn’t great, though, and Kusal Mendis back at long on takes a simple catch.

44th over: India 261-3 (Dhawan 125, Dhoni 39) It’s another full toss – this one from Lakmal but it’s a hell of a thump from Dhoni to put a dent in the advertising boards at cover.

43rd over: India 251-3 (Dhawan 123, Dhoni 33) Even the guns are misfiring. Gunathilaka, Sri Lanka’s best fielder, can’t deal with a high chance at square leg, running and diving past the ball as it plugs and rolls into the sponge. Dhawan the bastman, reaching outside off to find the shorter boundary. Not a bad finish from Malinga, though – just four coming from the remaining five deliveries.

42nd over: India 243-3 (Dhawan 116, Dhoni 32) Full tosses at the death – probably a no? Not if you’re Nuwan Pradeep. The first of three – yeah, seriously – is flicked over fine leg for six by Dhawan. Dhoni then deals with the next two through midwicket and cover point. That’s 46 off last five overs. Eight more to go...

41st over: India 227-3 (Dhawan 109, Dhoni 23) Sri Lanka approaching that period in the innings where they panic for no reason. Dhawan heaps worry onto them with a thump down the ground, just inside mid on, for four. An attempted ramp fails but he rather amusingly cues it to square leg, as if he’s settling for the blue in the middle pocket.

40th over: India 218-3 (Dhawan 102, Dhoni 22) Buckle up! Dhawan is steady and Dhoni’s arms are free. Nuwan Pradeep returns, tries to catch Dhoni unaware with a short ball, but is pulled expertley to midwicket for four. These two are ready to motor on: Dhawan punches through point glorious for four to go to his 10th ODI hundred from 112 balls. Striking well despite – these two don’t need roads...

39th over: India 207-3 (Dhawan 97, Dhoni 16) Excellent work by Dhawan. He’s tired of this muted nonsense. Charges Lakmal to find two through cover, before getting the bowler to come at him. His response? A pull around the corner for four more.

38th over: India 200-3 (Dhawan 91, Dhoni 15) Another goodie from Gunaratne. India have only been able to go at fives since he has come on. India should still breach 300 but not as convincingly as they would have liked.

37th over: India 197-3 (Dhawan 90, Dhoni 13) Sri Lanka decide pace off the ball to Dhoni is probably the way to go, with Gunathilaka coming back to replace Lakmal, who was wristed over point for a biggie. But Dhoni still manages to find the fence, turning one through square leg for four.

36th over: India 191-3 (Dhawan 89, Dhoni 8) Gunaratne concedes just three. That’s now 1-4 from his two overs. Meanwhile, some big news in county cricket:

Tom Kohler-Cadmore leaving @WorcsCCC with immediate effect to join @YorkshireCCC

35th over: India 188-3 (Dhawan 87, Dhoni 7) Suranga Lakmal is back into the attack, which is a good move. What isn’t is another short and wide delivery that Dhoni can free his arms and swish at, carving it over point for six! Not a bad way to get off the mark.

@Vitu_E I think the uber-ropey offie thing only works in the pro game. In my world my loopy, non-turning, deliveries only help the batsman!

34th over: India 179-3 (Dhawan 85, Dhoni 0) Beware the über ropey offie. Not only does he get Yuvraj but he nearly traps MS Dhoni in front. The umpire says not out and Angelo Mathews, away somewhere square, trusts the bowler and keeper enough to call for a review. Pitched outside leg, though.

My word! Gunaratne, an off-break bowler so part-time it counts as a hobby, is brought into the attack and, three balls from around the wicket later, he has Yuvraj Singh chopping on. No width to do it. Big moment for Sri Lanka...

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33rd over: India 178-2 (Dhawan 84, Yuvraj 7) Ian Copestake, who is keen for us to keep our election chat quiet, can’t help himself: “If we are to pursue the election parallel the only one I see is that Thisara May make some inroads.” That’s drinks.

32nd over: India 174-2 (Dhawan 82, Yuvraj 5) Small cry – more of a weep – of catch from the bowler as Dhawan pops a ball up in the direction of point. No dice, though.

31st over: India 170-2 (Dhawan 80, Yuvraj 3) Good work from Gunathilaka as he concedes just one from his over, largely thanks to his own brilliance in the field. Yuvraj tries to thump down the ground, but a fine dive and grab keeps him honest.

30th over: India 169-2 (Dhawan 79, Yuvraj 3) Perera finds a bit of extra something behind the ball – he’s a big bloke – to stop Dhawan from swinging across the line with any real conviction. Fake account, good Tweet:

Tomorrow declared a national holiday by the Sri Lankan government following Sri Lanka's dismissal of Kohli for a duck.

29th over: India 166-2 (Dhawan 77, Yuvraj 2) “What a day!” writes Ravi Raman. “Elections, the Trump-Comey show, Ind v SL and other assorted disasters around the globe. News overload!” Boundary overloard, too, as Dhawan again threads through extra cover for four, despite a strong off-side field.

28th over: India 160-2 (Dhawan 72, Yuvraj 1) Off the mark with a poorly controlled drive is Yuvraj, but he can enjoy himself at the other end. Dhawan whips Pradeep behind square leg for four before using the pace to cut behind point. He’s ticking...

27th over: India 148-2 (Dhawan 51, Yuvraj 0) And here comes Dhawan, fighting back. Tags in and lashes Malinga, around the wicket now, through midwicket and then extra cover. It’s been a fruitful clash for Dhawan – 25 of his runs have come off 22 deliveries from Malinga.

26th over: India 139-2 (Dhawan 52, Yuvraj 0) Off with Kohli, in with Yuvi. Belting two overs from Sri Lanka. Now to keep it up. Those rains have relented and may have added a slickness to the pitch that undid both Sharma and Kohli.

Virat and AB a combined 0 off 6 over consecutive days, who'd a thought it....... #CT17

FORGET WHAT YOU HEARD AND FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW! Kohli’s gone! Out! For a duck! He of the ODI feast goes hungry at the hands of his go-to prey. Fourth, maybe even fifth stump outside off and Kohli tries to run it down to third man. The ball is too sharp and the bounce to steep and he’s edged through to Niroshan Dickwella!

25th over: India 138-1 (Dhawan 51, Kohli 0) A four through extra cover for Dhawan’s milestone (69 balls) before Shamra pings Malinga for six. Revenge follows soon after. And yeah, this is the part where it could get ugly. Virat Kohli, regular flayer of Sri Lanka, comes to the crease.

Another missed hundred for Rohit Sharma! This one, again, was there for the taking. Having pulled Malinga to fine leg for six, he doesn’t commit fully when attempting to repeat the shot and finds the man a few feet in from the boundary. It hasn’t been coming and Sri Lanka haven’t deserved it. But a wicket all the same.

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24th over: India131-0 (Rohit 72, Dhawan 46) Three from the over. But no wickets. That’s the real currency Sri Lanka need to concern themselves with. Oh and it’s just started raining, by the way... **kicks everything in sight that isn’t a living entity**

23rd over: India 124-0 (Rohit 71, Dhawan 45) Ian Bishop starts Malinga’s over asking Ganguly why India find it so easy to face him – his bowling average shoots up to 42 against them (full breakdown here). Ganguly, uncharacteristically, tip-toes around the issue, just as Rohit Sharma, feet still, thumps him aerially through extra cover for four.

STAT

Most 100+ stands for India in ODIs:

26 Sachin-Ganguly
13 Sachin-Sehwag
11 Dravid-Ganguly
11 Sachin-Dravid
10 Dhoni-Yuvraj, ROHIT-DHAWAN

22nd over: India 116-0 (Rohit 66, Dhawan 43) From from his 12-run effort, Thisara returns six balls for just two. By the way, you can get the best of The Guardian’s sports coverage sent right to your inbox. More details below

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21st over: India 114-0 (Rohit 65, Dhawan 42) Wonderful from Rohit, who must have used the drinks break to change out of his spikes and out on his dancing shoes. Shimmy down the pitch to a flat one from Gunathilaka ends with a gorgeous lofted straight drive for four. Good afternoon to Billy Mills: “Watched that Amna Rafiq video yesterday. It’s enough to make an old man smile. Brilliant.” It really is. The county game is in a strange place right now but there’s a lot of good happening behind the scenes.

20th over: India 107-0 (Rohit 58, Dhawan 42) A fifty brought up in... well... less than convincing fashion. A full blooded pull to midwicket is tipped over the bar by Gunaratne. To be fair to him, if he did catch it, he probably would have gone over the rope anyhow. Two balls later, another short ball from Thisara is pulled strongly behind square this time. Again, all the way for six! 13 from this one...

19th over: India 94-0 (Rohit 45, Dhawan 42) Gunathilaka getting through his overs quickly, but India still able to knock it around for five runs.

18th over: India 89-0 (Rohit 43, Dhawan 39) Big LBW appeal after the break, as Thisara gets one to move off the surface and into the pad of Rohit Sharma. Too much movement, though. Sliding up and over leg stump.

Secondly, here’s Vic Marks singing Eoin Morgan’s praises. As ever, he’s dead right:

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While drinks are being taken, a couple of plugs. Firstly, watch this video on the brilliant work being done by Leicestershire community development officer Amna Rafiq. Cricket plays a huge part in her family – her brother, Azeem, plays for Yorkshire and captained England U19s – and now she’s working to help others make use of the opportunities that she had to push for:

17th over: India 86-0 (Sharma 41, Dhawan 38) An LBW appeal – stunted, sliding down – is followed by a Sharma sweep for four. Meanwhile, I’m allowing this take into our election-free haven because it’s Geoff Lemon. And you should always let Geoff Lemon in:

Just realised today's cricket match is an allegory for the British election. #CT17#ElectionDaypic.twitter.com/dAx8RfcVsN

16th over: India 79-0 (Rohit 35, Dhawan 38) First time this innings that we’ve seen one of these two unsettled. A bit of extra pace from Pradeep nearly does Dhawan, who isn’t quick enough to go through with his pull shot. The ball is scuffed in the air but out of harm’s way. A tuck around the corner brings up 1,000 runs against Sri Lanka for Rohit Sharma.

15th over: India 74-0 (Rohit 32, Dhawan 36) Part-time off spin now from the new man Gunathilaka. His first ball is trash: flat, down leg, helped on its way for four. But the rest of the over is not too shabby – darts realigned and hitting 20 at least.

14th over: India 68-0 (Rohit 31, Dhawan 31) Sharp running between these two ensures they get five from the over, without really playing a shot in anger. Kumar Sangakkara is on commentary duty and he’s just been singing the praises of Sri Lanka’s coach Graham Ford. It was Ford who convinced Sangakkara to join Surrey. Sanga returned the favour by helping him with the move back to Sri Lanka prior to the 2016 county season. There’s a lot of love there.

13th over: India 63-0 (Rohit 28, Dhawan 29) Thisara Perera comes in to start his first spell of the Champions Trophy. He’s “got a bit about him”, which can be sod all when he’s getting pumped for seven-an-over. But he can pick up wickets here and there. Just four conceded from his first.

12th over: India 59-0 (Rohit 25, Dhawan 28) Horrendous short ball flies so high above Dinesh Chandimal’s head behind the stumps that he’s out of shot when the camera follows the path of the ball. Good morning to John Starbuck: “Nice to see a bit of the bard. Here’s one for all those dropped (squad rotated as we now have it):

Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhous’d, disappointed, unanel’d,
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head;
O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not.

11th over: India 51-0 (Rohit 22, Dhawan 28) Single off the second ball and that’s the ninth fifty partnership between these two in ODI cricket.

Rohit Sharma and Shikhar Dhawan love batting in the Champions Trophyhttps://t.co/ZDBCil6wY9#CT17pic.twitter.com/WKdqpoEsGH

10th over: India 48-0 (Rohit 20, Dhawan 28) Two from the last over of the first Power Play. Both set batsmen set but Sri Lanka know what works on this deck. If India do post a big one, they’ll only have themselves to blame.

Very strong selfie game here!#CT17#INDvSLpic.twitter.com/6rHt2OLhjI

9th over: India 46-0 (Rohit 19, Dhawan 27) Modern cricket in a nut shell. Rohit Sharma picks Lakmal’s length early and flips it high over square leg, to the largest side of the ground, for a one-bounce four. That bounce takes it into the crowd where a spectator fields, turns to his mates, takes a few selfies, then hurls it back. Another walk on the short and wide side ends the over. Four through point for Sharma. Easy as you like.

8th over: India 36-0 (Rohit 10, Dhawan 26) Was talking to a mate the other day who had more or less gone all in on Rohit Sharma being leading runscorer. Looks again like he’ll be sticking around for most of these 50-overs, as he did with his 91 v Pakistan that took him into the 37th over. Two close run out shouts but otherwise a tame over, that. Decent start from Nuwan Pradeep.

7th over: India 32-0 (Rohit 8, Dhawan 24) Definitely one of those starts where credit is shared evenly between both sides. Then again, this has a whiff of India marching on.

“Regarding the toss,” writes Ian Copestake, “I think the Bard put it best...”

6th over: India 27-0 (Rohit 7, Dhawan 20) Few more runs that over – 10 to be exact. The majority come in two balls: Dhawan first uses his feet to punch through cover once more. Then, when he digs one in short, Dhawan’s happy to take it on. Doesn’t get much on it, but enough to beat fine leg on the inside for another four.

5th over: India 17-0 (Rohit 6, Dhawan 11) Classy from Dhawan. Just as Sri Lanka were starting to enjoy the tameness of the first five overs – 23 dot balls in there – he ends the over with a punchy extra cover drive for four.

4th over: India 12-0 (Rohit 5, Dhawan 7) Even better for Sri Lanka – a maiden. Suranga Lakmal, if he gets into the groove, can just hammer out a length. That being said, neither Sharma nor Dhawan are tentative about charging a quick.

If he’s having a good day, Pradeep’s SL’s best chance for an early wicket or two on this pitch. #CT17#IndvSL

3rd over: India 12-0 (Rohit 5, Dhawan 7) Better from Malinga. Just two runs from it. Full, but not full enough to be driven. Or short, but not short enough to be pulled. What a sport.

2nd over: India 10-0 (Rohit 4, Dhawan 6) The second and third ball of Suranga Lakmal’s over from the Vauxhall End should tell the rest of the bowlers something. Short and wide to Shikhar Dhawan (yes, exactly) is punched through point for four. The next ball, however, is fuller and goes right through the left-hander.

1st over: India 4-0 (Rohit 4, Dhawan 0) Malinga to opens the innings, running in with all the exuberance of a man nursing a fried cheese hangover. First ball resembles a Sri Lankan uncle of mine I didn’t much like – short, wide, sluggish – and Rohit Sharma slots him through cover for the day’s first boundary.

150 - This is the 150th ODI between @BCCI& @OfficialSLC, the 1st two teams to reach this milestone. Familiar. #INDvSL#CT17

“Fairly sure you meant to say that Sri Lanka elect to bowl first.”

Don’t worry, everyone. Luke Williams has already got his coat. And play...

The one that got away (after going above and beyond for the previous decade)

Sri Lanka legend @KumarSanga2 confirms he was asked to join the squad.

But he's working on TV instead today #INDvSLpic.twitter.com/Z3g8ucebtM

First tweet of the morning. Yes it’s weather-related:

@Vitu_E good morning. With SL bowling first, an ill timed (for India) rain break could see SL getting a win thanks to DLS

India are unchanged while Sri Lanka make three. Two of those are enforced, as per the previous entry, while Thisara Perera comes in for leg-spinning allrounder Seekuge Prasanna. Think that’s a good indication that Sri Lanka expect this new, greener pitch to take seam.

INDIA XI: RG Sharma, S Dhawan, V Kohli*, Yuvraj Singh, HH Pandya, MS Dhoni†, KM Jadhav, RA Jadeja, B Kumar,UT Yadav, JJ Bumrah

Morning all. Vish here, coming live and direct for all your OBO needs ahead of India-Sri Lanka. Already drained by the election chat? Don’t worry, I’ll do my utmost to keep that to a minimum (seriously though, do put a cross in something today). But, as so often, sport provides a healthy distraction. Unless you’re a Sri Lanka fan, in which case you’re probably about to witness your team shellacked for the second time in a week that will almost certainly send them out of the Champions Trophy. No Upul Tharanga, banned for being too slow against South Africa, means Angelo Mathews will play and captain (but not bowl). Danushka Gunathilaka, a replacement for the injured Kapugedera, is likely to open. They really have no excuse for not picking wrist-spinner Lakshan Sandakan. Mainly because he’s very good and also because what is there left to lose? Sri Lanka have won just one of their nine ODIs this year...

As for India, they’ll just need to decide how and when they win this. Since 2012, they’ve won 14 of 17 matches against Sri Lanka. Mad stat from Cricinfo, too: 24% of Virat Kolhi’s ODI runs have come against Sri Lanka. Considering he has nearly 8,000 of them, it’s quite a whooping to save for one opponent. This could get ugly...

Hello. Vish will be here shortly. Until then, here’s Ali Martin on Pakistan’s DLS win over South Africa which has kept Group B interesting:

Pakistan lived up to every well-worn trope about the mercurial nature of their cricket, delivering a resurgent, prediction-defying performance in the field followed by a tense run chase that felled South Africa via Duckworth-Lewis and kept their Champions Trophy campaign alive.

Sarfraz Ahmed’s side had been written off as no-hopers after their lamentable defeat to India at this ground on Sunday. But as the rain fell in Birmingham and forced the players off at 7.38pm, his batsmen were 119 for three from 27 overs, chasing 220 to win, and 19 runs above the par score of 100, victory was theirs when the match was called off at 9.44pm.

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England beat Australia in Champions Trophy – as it happened

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A scorching counter-attack from Eoin Morgan and Ben Stokes, who made a beautiful century, enabled England to eliminate Australia from the tournament

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Vic Marks’ match report from Edgbaston:

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That is such an impressive victory for England, who were under so much pressure after losing three wickets in the first six overs. Eoin Morgan and Ben Stokes didn’t cope with the pressure so much as ignore it, launching a memorable counter-attack that took England to the brink of victory. They could hardly have played better. Stokes, in particular, scored at modern speed by playing classical strokes. One dreamy shot off Pat Cummins has taken out a lease in the memory bank.

So, England will play in Wednesday’s first semi-final against the runners-up in Group B. The likeliest scenario is that they will play Sri Lanka or Pakistan, and then India, South Africa or Bangladesh in the final. They look pretty formidable right now. Thanks for your company, night!

It’s over. Australia are out, England win the group - and Bangladesh go into the semi-finals!

.@imVkohli was so impressed with this shot he had to tweet about it!

WATCH: https://t.co/IG1KMnzIuL

(UK, AUS & IRE only) #ENGvAUS#CT17pic.twitter.com/JNEMZTrhnY

The players need to be back on the field by 7.14pm, according to Guardian sources something I read on Cricinfo. There’s no immediate prospect of that, so I’m off for a quick break. See you soon.

“Gritting of teeth is of course an age-old custom in which coarse corn meal (i.e. grits) is applied to the teeth, and then gradually consumed,” says Andrew Benton. “It served the purpose that modern day chewing gum does - keeping the jaw working and the saliva flowing, as you concentrate on whatever it is you were concentrating on.”

Of course.

It’s wild and windy at Edgbaston, and Rob Key’s umbrella has just disappeared. It looks increasingly unlikely that there will be any more play.

Barring an almighty plot twist, Bangladesh are going through to their first ever semi-final at a global tournament. Congratulations to everyone connected with Bangladesh cricket, particularly their founding father Andrew Miller.

Stokes and Morgan will never have to pay for a meal in Dhaka again. :) #CT17#AUSvENG

Ben Stokes is not a player you should judge by statistics – unless those statistics make him look good. And this one does: in 19 ODIs since returning to the side last summer, he has a batting average of 64 and a strike rate of 106.

“Dear Robert,” says Adam Roberts. “You stated that you thought a fielder was ‘discretely gritting his teeth’. How does one discretely grit one’s teeth? By removing them and gritting them individually? Or separating oneself from the pack to do the gritting?”

Ach! Discreetly, I meant discreetly. I do it myself, and that’s what really hurts.

“Now I’m not saying that you’re wrong, Rob,” says Fred Lane, “but I did prefer The Singing Detective to Sopranos.”

You and twos of others, Fred. (That said, it’s probably about time I discovered Dennis Potter.

The rain is pretty heavy now. The local expert, Cricinfo’s George Dobell, thinks that might be it for the day.

“England should block out maidens now,” says Gary Naylor. “After all, I’d give us a better chance of beating Australia than Bangladesh in the final.”

40.2 overs: England 240-4 (Stokes 102, Buttler 29) The covers are coming on again. It doesn’t seem too bad. The DLS par is 204, so England are well ahead. It’s easy to forget the brutal pressure that Morgan and Stokes were under at the start of the innings. They played quite tremendously.

Stokes pings Zampa to the extra-cover boundary to reach the most brilliant hundred from 108 balls. He’ll play even more spectacular innings in his ODI career but he’ll do well to play one quite so accomplished.

40th over: England 236-4 (Stokes 98, Buttler 29) “Is it wrong to be reading and emailing OBO whilst umpiring at square leg?” says Ian Sergeant. “Currently halfway through ‘my 10’ and grateful for the diversion from our batting collapse.”

Legal disclaimer: the Guardian accepts no responsibility should the ball clonk you on the noggin while you are distracted by a comedy email from Mac Millings.

39th over: England 233-4 (Stokes 96, Buttler 28) Ricky Ponting and Nasser Hussain are on commentary, which means an avalanche of insight. One of the better things about growing old is when players you liked become great commentators. They have plenty to say about handspeed, head position and much else besides when Buttler launches Zampa for a storming straight six. That’s the eighth six of the innings. There’s a carnival atmosphere at Edgbaston, and I’d imagine at least one of the Australian fielders is discretely gritting his teeth.

“Speaking of being 10-15 years behind,” says Matt Dony, caressing his Hoxton fin. “Yes, this is a great one-day team, with genuinely exciting batting. But imagine how much better they’ll be when KP comes back...”

38th over: England 226-4 (Stokes 95, Buttler 22) Some people say England are playing with 10 men because of Jason Roy’s poor form. In a sense, they have played with four men today: Rashid and Wood shared eight of the nine wickets, Stokes and Morgan have made 182 of the 226 runs.

37th over: England 223-4 (Stokes 92, Buttler 21) Stokes moves into the nineties with a flash through the covers for four off Zampa. “The ball has made a beautiful sound off his bat today,” says Ricky Ponting, who knows a bit about the aural aesthetics of batting. Buttler then hammers the ball towards long-on, where Cummins can’t decide whether to go for the catch or save boundary and as a result does neither.

36th over: England 214-4 (Stokes 88, Buttler 17) Buttler back cuts Starc towards backward point, where the unsighted Maxwell allows the ball to go straight through him for four. It would have been a routine catch had he been able to see it. That’s the end of Starc’s spell: 10-0-52-1.

35th over: England 208-4 (Stokes 87, Buttler 12) Buttler dives desperately to make his ground as another throw whistles past the stumps. That would have been extremely tight with a direct hit. An otherwise stress-free over for England yields five, all in ones and twos.

“Stokes is the real deal it seems,” says John Treacy. “Great to see him really progress in the last 12 months . The IPL is helping these guys get self-confidence and break the auras of their competition.”

34th over: England 202-4 (Stokes 86, Buttler 8) Buttler cracks Starc through the covers for his first boundary, to leave England need 75 from 16 overs. Should.

Here’s Phil Sawyer. “In the spirit of Matt Dony’s confession, and I’m really not sure how to break this to you Rob so I’m just going to go for it, I never actually got around to watching the Sopranos.”

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33rd over: England 196-4 (Stokes 85, Buttler 2) Zampa returns to the attack. Wickets are the only way for Australia to win this. Buttler has time to play himself in, so that’s what he does, with just a single from the last ball of the over.

32nd over: England 195-4 (Stokes 85, Buttler 1) Morgan deserved a hundred, but he’ll be happy if England win. He made 87 from 81 balls with eight fours and five sixes. It was a magnificent innings.

A stunning partnership ends with a shambolic run out. Stokes chips Starc’s slower ball just short of mid-on and sets off for a single anyway. Morgan is extremely late to respond - he was ballwatching - and isn’t in the frame when Zampa’s superb throw hits the stumps at the batsman’s end. Michael Slater, commentating on Sky, almost has a fatal orgasm as he describes the action. It’s an important wicket for Australia, but maybe not that important.

That was a ridiculous shot by @benstokes38 off Cummins. One of the best shots I've seen for a while!

31st over: England 193-3 (Morgan 86, Stokes 85) A wide low full toss from Cummins is pinged beautifully through extra cover for four by Stokes. Australia no longer need a wicket; they need three.

“If Ben Stokes delivers peak Ben Stokes, I think England are unbeatable,” says Gary Naylor. “I’m not sure that you could say that about Flintoff (nor Botham in ODIs). When he’s off peak, England still have options. This might be the best white-ball England team I’ve ever seen.”

30th over: England 187-3 (Morgan 85, Stokes 80) Starc returns, conceding three from his seventh over. Australia look resigned to a flight home.

29th over: England 184-3 (Morgan 85, Stokes 77) Oh, hello, massive! Massive! Morgan charges Hazlewood and hoicks a 91-metre six over midwicket, the fifth of his innings. This is devastating stuff, an exhilarating sight for historical sore English eyes. I’m so pleased for Morgan, who has had to endure plenty of criticism in the last few years but has stayed true to himself in every way. Whether England win anything or not, he really has had total and complete vindication.

“I don’t want to speak for others,” says Matt Dony, “but surely I’m not alone amongst OBOers in being consistently 10-15 years behind the cutting edge. Really should get around to finishing Lost, but I’m too busy listening to Hail To The Thief.”

28th over: England 177-3 (Morgan 79, Stokes 76) A very sharp bumper from Cummins beats Morgan’s attempted hook, but then Morgan smashes a back cut to the fence. This is now England’s highest fourth-wicket partnership against Australia in ODIs, 142 from 135 balls. In its conception and execution, it has been the most emphatic statement.

27th over: England 170-3 (Morgan 73, Stokes 75) Hazlewood replaces Maxwell, an attempt to restore order. Which he does, in the short term, conceding just a single. England need 108 from 23 overs.

26th over: England 169-3 (Morgan 73, Stokes 74) More technical problems - sorry. England continue to romp towards victory. Stokes blasted Zampa over the leaping Warner at long-on for six in the previous over; now he flicks Cummins from outside off stump to the midwicket boundary. That was a stunning piece of timing. “As good a shot as you’ll ever see,” says Shane Warne. In terms of technique, authority, chutzpah and sheer accomplishment, I can’t think of many England ODI innings better than this from Stokes. It’s been that good.

24th over: England 152-3 (Morgan 70, Stokes 61) A few technical problems here - apologies. Maxwell bowls the first over after drinks, a quiet affair until Morgan launches his last ball for another mighty six.

23rd over: England 144-3 (Morgan 63, Stokes 60) England are around 15 runs ahead of DLS, though a wicket would change that. It shouldn’t feel like a procession but it does, such is the Edgbaston atmosphere and the emphatic nature of England’s batting. Morgan pulls out the reverse sweep for old times’s sake, whirling Zampa to third man for four. It’s time for drinks, and a chance for Australia to regroup.

“Great points by Van Der Gucht a few overs back, that Stokes is often more than the sum of his already impressive stats,” says Guy Hornsby. “I’d love to think that Wood’s the same, if we can just keep him fit. I’ve not seen another bowler for a while that seems to have that ability to take those key wickets with a ball that just does a bit more. Finn (Mk 1) had it for a bit, Flintoff at times, but Wood is something else: short, sprinting run up, and such zip and weight off that big delivery leap. It helps that he’s a gloriously rare & lively character, very much not of the “good chap” mould. My god, we need him in cotton wool.”

22nd over: England 138-3 (Morgan 58, Stokes 59) Hello! Glenn Maxwell comes into the attack, and Morgan slaughters his first ball over midwicket for six! Savage batting, which brings up the century partnership at better than a run a ball. Morgan has now hit more sixes than Australia. Brendon McCullum, new into the commentary box, is effusive in his praise of England’s approach. He might even feel a bit of paternal pride, given his influence of this team.

21st over: England 132-3 (Morgan 51, Stokes 59) Stokes makes room to scorch a short ball from Zampa through extra cover for four. He is playing disgustingly well, which means Morgan - who started this counter-attack - is now happy to play a supporting role.

20th over: England 126-3 (Morgan 51, Stokes 54) A bit of an escape for Morgan, who mishits Starc just over the man at short extra cover. A wicket would change the mood again, so I’d counsel against premature schadenfreude. A good over, two from it.

“I’m neither a hipster nor a sad old git (I don’t think),” says Simon McMahon. “I just like some of their tunes. And a day out in Edinburgh following the OBO, watching Scotland v England, maybe a beer or three, then Kraftwerk in 3D is not to be sniffed at. Even if Mrs McMahon is here too.”

19th over: England 124-3 (Morgan 50, Stokes 53) The legspinner Adam Zampa is belatedly introduced. He’s a good bowler and, crucially in the circumstances, a wicket-taker - he has an ODI strike rate of 30. England play low-risk cricket, and Morgan drives a single to reach a terrific fifty from 51 balls. It’s been a different sort of captain’s innings, an uncompromising reinforcement of the team philosophy at a time of difficulty.

“Great from England this,” says Ian Copestake. “Can I make an Exit poll prediction? Roy will not play again not just due to his form but the fact that he took the review into his own hands. That was a moment the interests of the team were blotted out by the struggles of the individual and he should not be rewarded for that.”

18th over: England 121-3 (Morgan 48, Stokes 52) Starc replaces Travis Head, a reflection of Australia’s urgent need for a wicket. Stokes swivel-pulls a tremendous flat six to reach a pretty majestic fifty from just 39 balls.

More rain on its way. Be pleasantly surprised if we get 30 overs of this second innings. So keep an eye on DLS. Even at moment.

17th over: England 114-3 (Morgan 47, Stokes 46) The occasional seamer Moises Henriques replaces Pat Cummins, who went for 33 in four overs - and one of those was a maiden. Stokes charges the first ball and misses, but connects later in the over with a sweet drive over mid-on for four. This has been a game of moodswings, and at the moment the force is with England.

“England bat more like Australia than Australia do,” says Gary Naylor.

16th over: England 108-3 (Morgan 47, Stokes 40) England milk Head for four singles. They need 170 from 34 overs, so the run-rate is not a problem.

15th over: England 104-3 (Morgan 45, Stokes 38) Stokes flashes hard at Cummins, edging over backward point for four, and then whips a dismal full toss to the midwicket boundary to bring up the hundred in the 15th over. It’s all-action stuff: Stokes drives this far short of extra cover and then drives sweetly wide of the same man for the third boundary of the over. It’s been an exhilarating, macho contest, but maybe Australia need to rein it in for a bit. Ten more overs of this and they will be going home.

The required rate remains below six, so Australia need regular wickets if they are to win the game. I wouldn’t go so far as to say they in control, but it’s fair to say that rain break was perfectly timed for England and Bangladesh.

14th over: England 91-3 (Morgan 44, Stokes 26) With two left-handers at the crease, the occasional offspinner Travis Head comes into the attack ahead of the leggie Adam Zampa. That don’t impress Shane Warne much. A low full toss is whipped behind square for four by Stokes.

13th over: England 86-3 (Morgan 43, Stokes 22) Stokes evokes Perth 2013 with a perfect push-drive down the ground for four off Cummins. England’s batsmen are putting pressure on Australia for the first time, and a misfield at mid-off from Starc gives Stokes a couple of bonus runs. This is a brilliant match, and it’s so refreshing to see England respond to the loss of early wickets by going even further out of their shell.

12th over: England 77-3 (Morgan 41, Stokes 15) Morgan continues to take on the short ball, top-edging Hazlewood for another six over long leg. He sure is certainly practicing what he preaches, and he’s raced to 41 from 37 balls. He’s such an impressive, singular character. He does things his way and the hell wit you if you don’t like it.

“Hang on a minute,” says Phil Sawyer, “pocket calculators are no longer cool?” I hate to break it to you Phil, but Campri jackets don’t have their old street-cred either.

11th over: England 69-3 (Morgan 34, Stokes 14) Stokes gets his first boundary with a classical flick wide of mid-on, and his second with a hook round the corner next ball. He has now scored more runs at No5 than any other player since the last World Cup. This is fascinating stuff, with neither side backing down at all.

“A question if I may,” says Andrew Benton. “Eng/SA T20 - better a day off work for Southampton or for Taunton? Cardiff’s on Sunday....(?)”

10th over: England 58-3 (Morgan 34, Stokes 3) Hazlewood tries to bounce Morgan, who hooks a sweet six over square-leg. Shane Warne declares a moral victory for Australia. “He got it high on the bat...” The relentlessly optimistic commentary of Warne and Sir Ian Botham is a fascinating insight into the mindset that enabled them to pull off so many missions impossible.

“Hi Rob,” says Steve Hudson. “Steve Coogan has had a similar journey with Partridge - he used to need makeup to play a 45-year-old man in 1990, and he still needs make-up to play a 45-year-old man in 2017, but from the opposite direction.”

9th over: England 51-3 (Morgan 28, Stokes 2) Pat Cummins replaces Mitchell Starc. When Cummins is good, he’s frightening, though he can travel as well. Morgan hits the field with a few well-time drives and then ducks under a short ball. A maiden. Meanwhile, this is an excellent spot from Tim de Lisle: the first four wickets today averaged 60 (239-4), the last eight have averaged 11 (38-5 and 51-3) .

8th over: England 51-3 (Morgan 28, Stokes 2) Morgan drives Hazlewood in the air for four. That could easily have been out .Either through luck or judgement, it perfectly bisected the men at cover and point. His intent is admirable though, and later in the over he gives Hazlewood the charge and inside-edge a single. “England have a bit of a tail,” says Shane Warne, who could find positives for Australia in the bubonic plague.

“I think Stokes inhabits the ‘Boys’ Own heroic all-rounder’ plane of existence whereby statistics are, to a certain degree, irrelevant,” says Tom Van der Gucht. “A bit like Botham and Flintoff before him, it’s not so much the batting and bowling averages that count as the moments when they step up to the plate and make something happen. They seem to have some sort of aura, which emboldens their teammates and intimidates the opposition - making vital breakthroughs when others are starting to let their heads bow down. If there are any statistics regarding the standard of the player they get out, and how well set the player was when they got out, or the swashbuckling nature of runs scored in difficult situations. Or even player/supporter satisfaction ratings for the performances of these type of players, I imagine they would be very telling.”

7th over: England 44-3 (Morgan 23, Stokes 0) The sun is out as play resumes. Starc’s first two deliveries are half-volleys that Morgan thumps to the cover boundary. A lovely statement of intent from Morgan, albeit from some unusually poor bowling. Starc pulls his length back thereafter, with Morgan swaying away from a bouncer before swishing at fresh air. That was another four-ball from Starc.

“Would prefer Moeen to open with Bairstow floating between 4 and 7 depending on circumstances. How I bet they are wishing they had that option today,” says Brian Withington. “But Bairstow opening perfectly acceptable if the above is too eclectic (and personally threatening) for Morgan.”

“Apropos of not very much,” says Damian Clarke, “this is amusing.”

England must need to stay calm if they can. They still have four proper batsmen plus some dangerous lower-order hitters, the run-rate is manageable and Starc and Hazlewood can’t bowl forever. I realise this is easier typed than done.

Play will resume at 345. No overs have been lost.

“Alright Rob,” says Shammi Huda. “We’re still catching up on sleep here in Deshi after the excitement of last night. Come on England! Bangladesh expects every man to do his duty...”

I think you might need every cloud to do its duty. Even if Bangladesh don’t go through, that was an entirely immense run-chase yesterday. It’s been a good 24 hours for lovers of the underdog: see also Khan, Rashid.

The rain has lightened and the outer covers are being removed. We don’t have a provisional resumption time yet. If the wicket has been juiced up, it won’t be much fun batting against Josh Hazlewood.

“Kraftwerk have had the strange experience of evolving from futuristic to anachronistic, haven’t they?” says Steve Hudson. “Songs about their cool pocket calculator sounded very cutting edge in 1975, and very much less so in 2017.”

Doesn’t everyone have that experience, apart from David Lynch? Well, either that or going from contemporary to anachronistic.

“Roy has gone mentally at the moment and is a walking cliché, sorry, wicket,” says Lisa Craig. “Morgan has a big job to do now. It’s my 42nd birthday so having a cheeky cider or two.”

Happy birthday! If I were you I’d order a morose cider or five for later, though check if they sell pints of Schadenfreude just in case it rains all afternoon.

It’s still raining, though the radar suggests there won’t be much more after that.

Counter-attacking is usually the preserve of batsmen, yet that’s what Australia have done with the ball. They knew England would come out swinging so they set attacking fields and landed three of their own in the first six overs.

“Afternoon Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “On the train to Edinburgh. Hoping for an England win at the cricket, a Scotland win at the football, and for my mind to be blown when I see Kraftwerk tonight. Two out of three ain’t bad I suppose.”

I didn’t realise Kraftwerk were still a thing. I’d quite like to see them. They’re playing Orkney, right?

The delivery that got Root was a bit fuller than I realised. It was still an excellent piece of bowling, moving away just enough, and the fact both Hazlewood’s wickets were caught at first slip reflects the Test-match nature of their performance.

The players are coming off. It doesn’t seem too bad, and England will be happy to have a breather. It would be incredibly unfair if Australia were to go out of the tournament with three washouts, especially after this bowling performance. For many, it would also be impossibly funny.

6th over: England 35-3 (Morgan 14, Stokes 0) Stokes survives a huge LBW appeal from Hazlewood first ball! It looked like it pitched outside leg; that’s all that saved him. Australia decided not to review for that reason. The controlled authority of this bowling performance from Australia has been pretty awesome.

Hazlewood beats Root with a perfect delivery, an immaculate line and that familiar half-and-half length. “Lock yourself in there big fella,” says Ricky Ponting, who has emerged as one of the best commentators around. And now Root has gone! Hazlewood did lock himself in on that line and length, and Root edged an excellent delivery through to Wade. Australia are rampant!

5th over: England 31-2 (Root 13, Morgan 14) Root edges Starc short of the slips and then through them for four. England are meeting volcanic heat with volcanic heat: Root drives three more through the covers, then Morgan is denied a boundary by a fine stop from Maxwell at backward point.

“Morgan’s continued championing of Jason Roy is looking like a hubristic form of voluntary handicapping of the tournament favourites,” says Brian Withington. “What next - asking all batsmen to carry lead weights in pads? Meanwhile YJB must be fearing he will become OJB before he gets the run he deserves in the team.”

4th over: England 24-2 (Root 6, Morgan 14) So much for Morgan taking a few overs. He gives Hazlewood the charge and crunches a superb boundary through extra-cover. The follow-up delivery is too short, because of that charge, and Morgan wallops a cut to the cover boundary. A highly eventful over continues with a drive through mid-on for four and then a gloved pull that is dropped by Wade, diving to his right. That was a pretty good chance. Hoo hoo, this is tremendous stuff already.

3rd over: England 10-2 (Root 6, Morgan 0) The bigger the hole England are in, the greater the scope for a trademark Joe Root counter-attack. He drives Starc beautifully through the covers for four, the first signal of intent. I suspect Morgan might take a few overs and try to see off the new ball. Root won’t.

“Shouldn’t that be ‘England have lost their review (and Jason Roy)’?” says Rob Hart.

2nd over: England 6-2 (Root 2, Morgan 0) This is just brilliant from Australia. They needed wickets so they’ve turned the first few overs into a Test match, with three slips and a challenging length. England have a lot of white-ball specialists at the top of the order who won’t be particularly familiar with such an intense interrogation - including the new batsman Eoin Morgan. He calmly plays out the remainder of the over, leaving most deliveries outside off stump.

“Riddle me this, riddle me that ... why do the english media / sportsfan need to hype Stokes out of all proportion?” says Andrew Hurley. “Talented, but like many, many others. The only way to take hype and exaggerated viewpoints out of it are to look at his stats - what is so great about his ODI batting and bowling figures? Are they better than Corey Anderson’s when taken together? No. I don’t understand why it’s either boom or bust with everything in England (Wenger and Arsenal an opposite example).”

Gone! This is a Test-match dismissal from Josh Hazlewood - a lovely delivery that straightened just enough to take the edge of Hales’ indeterminate push, with Finch taking a comfortable low catch. Magnificent stuff from Australia.

1st over: England 5-1 (Hales 0, Root 1) It all happened very quickly, and I’d like to see it again, but I don’t think that was a selfish review from Roy. I think at worst it was a scrambled-noggin review. The commentators, Mike Atherton and Ricky Ponting, think it was a reasonable review. It was certainly a beautiful piece of bowling from Starc, and there are early hints of swing to the right-handers. You remember swing, don’t you?

It was a cracking delivery that came back into the right-handed Roy, who pushed desperately around his pad as he became aware of the ball’s trajectory. It was certainly hitting the stumps. The only issue is whether it pitched outside leg. It didn’t - it pitched on the stumps and England have lost both Jason Roy and their review. Roy goes second ball for four.

Mitchell Starc is the best ODI bowler in the world, no matter what the rankings say, and he’ll take the first over. His record is exceptional. But he starts here with a low full toss that Roy times through mid-off for four. Who says chivalry is dead?

Mitchell Starc does - because he’s dismissed Roy LBW with the next ball! Roy has reviewed it in the hope it pitched outside leg.

On today of all days it would be remiss not to plug the updated version of Gentlemen & Sledgers, a history of the Ashes written by Rob Smyth.

Hello all. May I humbly suggest the next 50 overs are deserving of your attention. A contest between the world’s most explosive batting line-up and most virile bowling attack would be worth watching in any circumstances, never mind when it’s England against Australia in a pivotal match.

In the last 48 hours, the old concepts of victory and defeat have had freestyle definitions. At Edgbaston, things are deliciously clear: Australia win, or they are out. (England cannot lose today, as they have already won the group, though they might in eight days’ time if they let Australia through and then lose to them in the final. Never give a Cobber an even break and all that.)

That was a strange innings. At the 27-over mark, Australia were 160-2, and somehow they managed to score 117-7 off the last 23 overs. Rust played its part, but give most of the credit to Mark Wood and Adil Rashid, who ended up with a four-for apiece. They were confident, accurate and best of all aggressive, proving yet again that attack is the most entertaining form of defence. Credit to Eoin Morgan too, for some wily bowling changes and creative field placings. There were more maidens (three) than sixes (two).

Thanks for the emails, tweets and nicknames for Liam Plunkett, and now it’s over to Rob Smyth, who, characteristically, spotted that factoid about the score at 27 overs.

Head manages to scrape six off the last five balls and finishes with 71 not out. More importantly, Australia use their full 50 overs. They’re about 40 short of where they should be, but they have the firepower to defend this .

It’s Plunkett again. He reacts late to a big mishit, and now he’s caught two and dropped two.

Head swings Stokes hard and square.

49th over: Australia 265-9 (Head 59, Hazlewood 1) Well played Head, who keeps the strike and has the chance to blast a few off the last over.

Head whacks Ball into the wind and clears the man and the rope at midwicket. That, rather amazingly, is the first six of the innings.

48th over: Australia 258-9 (Head 52, Hazlewood 1) Stokes returns and concedes only four, although the Aussies may consider it a triumph to get through an over without losing a wicket. Travis Head has quietly reached 50, no mean feat in the circumstances: he has kept his Head while all around were losing theirs.

A tweet from Steve Pye. “Wood and Rashid 20-2-74-8. Strong and stable.”

47th over: Australia 254-9 (Head 50, Hazlewood 0) So Mark Wood has four wickets in an innings for, I believe, the first time ever in List A cricket. He has deserved them, bowling with both fire and thrift, setting the tone early on and coming back strongly later, and taking the two big scalps in Warner and Smith.

Meanwhile Theresa May has sacrificed both her advisers in an attempt to save her own neck. And, more predictably, Gary Naylor is on Twitter. “Starc’s shot was so bad, you’d think he’d not been at the crease for three months! Ah...”

A rapid full toss from Wood and Australia are 254-9. The last five wickets have fallen for 15 in 4.2 overs. Are you England in disguise?

46th over: Australia 253-8 (Head 49, Zampa 0) Pat Cummins is No Mug and shows it with a lap for two, cleverly delayed. But then he suggests he is a mug after all by giving Rashid another return catch, just when Australia needed to hang in there and make sure Head can play a few more shots.

Another one for Rashid! He has 4-41 as Cummins pokes one straight back to him. The Aussies are 253-8 and falling apart. But they still have the bowlers to win this.

45th over: Australia 249-7 (Head 48, Cummins 1) Another good over from Wood, and Head is now the boy stood on the burning deck. “Early death bowling from England,” says Ian Copestake. Very true.

44th over: Australia 245-7 (Head 46, Cummins 0) The rust is coming home to roost, if you can forgive a mixed metaphor. Well bowled Rashid, who now has 3-37 off nine overs; and well schemed Morgan.

Another one! Mitchell Starc tries a sweep, gets a top edge, and once again a skyer is safely pouched. The Aussies are 245-7 and losing it.

Matthew Wade chips the googly up in the air, Rashid makes no mistake and Australia are 245-6. Travis Head has quite a task on his hands.

43rd over: Australia 242-5 (Head 43, Wade 2) That was the over with everything, including the first appearance on a scorecard, possibly ever, for the great Roy Wood, author of I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday.

Many replays later, the catch is confirmed. The danger-man is out, Australia are 239-5, the crowd are singing, Roy is smiling for the first time this summer, and Wood has three wickets, for 26 – a career-best in this form of cricket.

Jason Roy takes a superb boundary catch, throwing it to himself as he strays over the Toblerone. The umps are reviewing but it looks out.

Maxwell gets out his silver hammer and slams Wood straight to cover, where the ball proves too hot to hold. And it was the Nunthorpe Sobers!

42nd over: Australia 239-4 (Head 40, Maxwell 20) Moeen takes his cap as expected, and Rashid returns. He beats Head with a quicker one – Warne would have called it a slider – but Head keeps finding the gaps. He now has 42 off 40, a fine return in a sticky period for his team.

41st over: Australia 230-4 (Head 34, Maxwell 19) Jake Ball, in his eighth over, tucks Head up, and he plays a cramped pull which is ugly but effective. It goes for four, and so does the next Ball – swatted through mid-on. In the battle of the everyday monosyllables, Head is winning at the moment.

40th over: Australia 220-4 (Head 26, Maxwell 18) Maxwell cuts Moeen for four, exploiting the gap that he himself created with his botched reverse sweep (thank you Nasser Hussain for spotting it). Then he cuts Moeen back over his head, as if playing tennis with a child. That may be that for Mo, who has faded after his fine start.

39th over: Australia 211-4 (Head 25, Maxwell 11) Maxwell tries a slog at Ball and strikes nothing but air. That’s a shot that every occasional cricketer has played. And the lights are on: good old England in midsummer.

38th over: Australia 205-4 (Head 22, Maxwell 9) Maxwell tries a reverse sweep off Moeen and almost plays on off the bottom edge, but recovers well with a cut for four. Australia need 50 from him.

37th over: Australia 197-4 (Head 20, Maxwell 3) Morgan doesn’t fancy spin from both ends, preferring Jake Ball. Travis Head doesn’t look comfortable but shovels a two and a one. Off the last ten overs, the Aussies have managed only 37-2. What is this, 1997?

36th over: Australia 192-4 (Head 17, Maxwell 2) Another tidy over from Moeen, who has now gone for only seven from his three overs. Maxwell surely has some fireworks up his sleeve.

35th over: Australia 189-4 (Head 16, Maxwell 1) Off his ninth delivery, Maxwell finally gets off the mark. And Head is missed at slip by Root, diving to his left. It was a carbon-copy of Warner’s dismissal, except that the edge was thicker, which saved Head’s skin.

On commentary, Mike Atherton has a good spot. “Wood’s last four wickets are Smith, Warner, Williamson and Amla.” That’s immense.

34th over: Australia 183-4 (Head 11, Maxwell 0) Another good over from Moeen, albeit including a wide, and that’s 5-1 off the past three overs. So at drinks the initiative is with England. Morgan, who has mixed it up shrewdly, may be tempted to bowl spin from both ends.

33rd over: Australia 181-4 (Head 10, Maxwell 0) And that’s a wicket maiden from Wood, as Glenn Maxwell treats him with respect. Wood’s there to be the game-changer and that’s just what he is doing. He also has the pace to get the crowd baying for blood.

That’s the big one! Wood returns and instantly Smith chips him to mid-off, where the Nunthorpe Sobers makes no mistake. Australia are 181-4, Wood has 2-20 and England are right back in this.

32nd over: Australia 181-3 (Smith 56, Head 10) Morgan turns to Moeen Ali, the forgotten man. He starts well, giving it some air and conceding only three singles.

John Starbuck is picking up Gary Naylor’s point about whether anyone can judge a pitch. “Groundsmen (‘keepers?) are generally reckoned to be the best judges, because they don’t have the biases that batsmen and bowlers do, but of course in preparing their strips they are beholden to the home side’s preferences. So the best pitch judges are probably umpires, who see far more pitches than anyone else, given that their careers tend to last a lot longer and judgment improves with age.”

31st over: Australia 178-3 (Smith 54, Head 9) Smith reaches his 50. He is always unorthodox, sometimes unconvincing, but unwaveringly competitive.

30th over: Australia 172-3 (Smith 49, Head 8) Another good over from Rashid, who now has terrific figures: 7-1-26-1.

An email arrives from Andrew Benton, a man not afraid to make predictions. “Australia 345-6, I say.” Well, yes, if they double the 30-over score, as many teams do. But they will have to go after Rashid, and get some runs out of some rusty batters.

29th over: Australia 170-3 (Smith 48, Head 7) Head cuts Plunkett for four, beautifully. If that stroke is anything to go by, he has a young Head on very young feet – both of them were off the ground. The Aussies have lost two quick wickets without losing momentum.

28th over: Australia 163-3 (Smith 47, Head 1) The wicket was a little triumph for Morgan, who had just brought Plunkett up from long-on. Out comes Travis Head to face his first ball of the tournament, which he squeezes for a single. Steve Smith needs to make 130 here.

Rashid gets some reward for a half-excellent spell, persuading Henriques to slog to mid-on, where Plunkett takes neat low catch. That’s 161-3.

27th over: Australia 160-2 (Smith 45, Henriques 17) Morgan turns to Plunkett, who is off-driven for four by Henriques. The Aussies are having one of those days when you motor to a big score without looking entirely convincing.

On Twitter, Gary Naylor is quoting me back at myself. “ ‘...big appeal for LBW... so the victory is only a moral one. Or a Corbyn, as it may now become known.’ And what happened next?” We don’t know, do we?

26th over: Australia 153-2 (Smith 43, Henriques 12) Rashid continues and the batsmen do some milking. A total of 310 looks on the cards here, maybe even 330.

In the Parlour game about Liam Plunkett’s nickname, it’s Lee Smith’s turn. “How about the Nunthorpe Sobers?”

25th over: Australia 147-2 (Smith 41, Henriques 8) Holy Moses! Henriques eases Stokes through the covers with a lovely square drive, then pulls him for four more. Stokes, who got the wicket, has been the most expensive bowler, conceding 45 off his six overs.

24th over: Australia 136-2 (Smith 40, Henriques 0) Seizing the moment, Rashid rushes through a maiden to Henriques.

23rd over: Australia 136-2 (Smith 40, Henriques 0) So Stokes, who hasn’t been at his best, makes the breakthrough, and England are down to Henriques, who is (a) an unlikely no.4 and (b) decidedly rusty. Game on.

Dave Brown picks up on James lane’s point from the 18th over. “Do they still do the ‘revs on the ball’ from a spinner?” he rhetorically inquires. “That was particularly pointless.”

Just when he was beginning to dominate, Finch sends an innocuous ball up into the clouds and Morgan holds on at cover. Australia are 136-2; England needed that.

22nd over: Australia 127-1 (Finch 63, Smith 37) Rashid has another fine LBW shout again Finch. The replays suggested that the one in the previous over would have been well worth a review, though a hint of an inside edge might have saved Finch. Rashid collects another feather in his cap as Shane Warne congratulates him on his change of pace.

21st over: Australia 121-1 (Finch 58, Smith 36) Stokes returns and serves up a full toss on a platter, which Smith gobbles up with a swish to backward point.

“Hey Tim.” Hey Jeffrey Earp. “While Rashid’s on, you may like to mention that Afghanistan’s teenage legspinner Rashid Khan has recorded the fourth-best bowling figures in ODI history, taking 7-18 as the visitors thrashed West Indies by 63 runs in St Lucia.” Top stuff. If the Champions Trophy ever takes place again, will Afghanistan take the place of New Zealand?

20th over: Australia 114-1 (Finch 57, Smith 31) A superb over from Rashid, who suddenly finds his googly and his mojo. Bowling to Finch, he raps the pad three balls in a row. There’s a big appeal for LBW, then a smaller one, but no review, so the victory is only a moral one. Or a Corbyn, as it may now become known.

19th over: Australia 111-1 (Finch 55, Smith 30) Plunkett blots his copybook with a beamer, which Smith does well to fend for two, plus the no-ball. The free hit yields only one more as Plunkett digs it in, but Smith sees the chance for a big over and unfurls another of his straight drives, from the crease, for four.

On the back burner, Gary Naylor is coming to the boil. “Why are the commentators telling us that Smith doesn’t use his feet? I’ve never seen a batsman move more at the crease.”

18th over: Australia 98-1 (Finch 51, Smith 22) Adil Rashid comes on and finds some drift. Smith picks up a handsome two, with a straight drive, and a couple of singles.

An email from James Lane. “Can I nominate the bat-speed gimmick as the most useless TV-driven innovation in recent memory? Its main revelation seems to be that a fast bat doesn’t mean a decent shot. Other suggestions welcome.” It’s almost as if you’re doing my job for me.

17th over: Australia 93-1 (Finch 50, Smith 18) Finch reaches his 50 off only 47 balls: he could go very big here. And that’s drinks, with the Aussies on top but not lording it yet.

An email from Robert Hillier, picking up on my musings from the 13th over. “If Ray Parlour was the Romford Pele, then Plunkett could be the Nunthorpe Lillee?” It’s a great idea, but I can see why you added the question mark.

16th over: Australia 90-1 (Finch 49, Smith 16) Just when Stokes was looking so tidy, he goes and trashes his room. He drops short, and Finch pulls for four; he goes wide, and Finch cuts for four more. And then when he finds the edge of Smith’s bat, he concedes a third boundary because there’s no slip. That’s the 50 partnership off 51 balls, so the squeeze that England applied hasn’t had much impact.

15th over: Australia 76-1 (Finch 40, Smith 11) Just a single off the over from Plunkett, who has bounced back impeccably from that dodgy start. I underestimated him earlier – he is the leading wicket-taker in the tournament fro anybody, not just England.

Guy Hornsby is tweeting. “I fear we may get well and truly Australiaed today @TimdeLisle. Though I also imagine Liam Plunkett may have something to say about that.”

14th over: Australia 75-1 (Finch 39, Smith 11) Stokes keeps the plug in, and the last three overs have gone for only eight.

Sky have a shed-load of commentators for this tournament, some of whom are not much good. Graeme Smith, who was such a formidable cricketer, seems to be from the Boycott school of broadcasting, unable to tell the difference between commentary and memoir.

13th over: Australia 72-1 (Finch 37, Smith 10) Testing stuff from Plunkett, tightening up after that floppy first over. He has become the Ray Parlour of this team, and could do with a nickname to match.

12th over: Australia 70-1 (Finch 37, Smith 10) Ben Stokes comes on and restores order. It’s not often you can say that.

On Twitter, Sir John Riley picks up on Gary Naylor’s point (10th over). “Depends what your definition of a good pitch is.” Sure does. “Mine is that there’s something in it for batsman and bowler.”

11th over: Australia 67-1 (Finch 35, Smith 9) On comes Liam Plunkett, England’s leading wicket-taker in this tournament – and Finch treats him with contempt, sending two lovely drives down the ground.

An email from Tom van der Gucht. “What we really need right now is Professor John Curtice, to analyse the data from today alongside Champions Trophy results so far and make a prediction regarding the outcome. He was the highlight of election night, sticking to his guns and mathematical formula when the Tories criticised the exit poll after the first couple of seats were announced. In the end he was pretty much spot on.” Yes, he was great, and it turns out that we haven’t had enough of experts after al.

10th over: Australia 56-1 (Finch 25, Smith 8) England needed a few dots and Wood supplies them, helped by an attacking field – two slips and two short covers, tailored to Smith and that swish of his.

Popping up on Twitter is the indefatigable Gary Naylor. “Pitch is seaming plenty,” he reckons, “despite the Sky commentators endlessly telling us how good it is. Nobody knows anything about pitches.” Discuss.

9th over: Australia 55-1 (Finch 24, Smith 8) Smith continues to live dangerously, playing no stroke at Ball’s in-ducker and getting rapped on the pad. England don’t review, realising that it wasn’t doing quite enough. Like a pro, Smith still manages to swish a four through the covers and push a two to mid-off. Ball, without bowling badly, has already gone for 35.

8th over: Australia 45-1 (Finch 21, Smith 1) Wood dispatches Warner and immediately has Smith swishing at thin air. The wicket wakes up the crowd, who come out with a nice menacing “ooooh”, but Finch leg-glances for four. He’s been positive after that shaky start, and has 21 off 20.

Wood bowls a Test-match ball, lifting on a length on middle and off, and takes a Test-match wicket as Warner gets tucked up and nicks it. Australia are 40-1.

7th over: Australia 39-0 (Warner 21, Finch 14) More singles, another pull for four from Warner, but also a flicker of danger as he spoons a nothing shot into the covers, a yard short of Morgan. Australia are motoring along, but the road has a few potholes.

6th over: Australia 31-0 (Warner 16, Finch 14) Warner tickles Wood for four, as fine leg is not fine at all. That position used to be called long leg, a term that fallen into disuse, even as the thing it denotes has made a comeback. I wonder if that has happened to any other words.

5th over: Australia 25-0 (Warner 11, Finch 13) Another swinging pull from Warner, this time off Ball, and almost going for six. A wide and a couple more quick singles. “This,” says Mike Atherton, “is looking more and more like a decent start for Australia.” If they win, they will be back here on Thursday for the semi-final. England will top the group, even if they lose today, because the first tie-break is most wins and they have two in the bag.

4th over: Australia 17-0 (Warner 6, Finch 11) After pottering along to 1 off 9 balls, Warner remembers who he is and pulls a perfectly decent ball from Wood through midwicket. Shot of the first 15 minutes. Wood’s last ball is a sharp one, hurrying Warner into a backward defence. Honours even so far.

An email from Dave Kalucy, who is fretful. “A little anxious about today and I can’t help but feel, judging by the tone of the preamble, that perhaps England might just assume they have this one in the bag. Let’s just hope that it’s more of a Theresa May sort of confidence and not the sort decided by history. Then again maybe it’s just my nerves. Good luck Mr Smith & co.”

3rd over: Australia 11-0 (Warner 1, Finch 10) Finch finds the middle of the bat, smacking Ball back straight with a front-foot pull. Then he reverts to the edge, aiming through the covers and getting a streaky four to square leg. A couple of singles make it a big over on paper.

2nd over: Australia 1-0 (Warner 0, Finch 1) First ball from Mark Wood, Aaron Finch tries to go big and misses. Second ball, he pokes and misses again. Third ball, realism sets in and he lets it go. Fourth ball, he’s a millionaire again and it’s his third miss. Fifth ball, he finally makes a connection – a leading edge into the covers. England are on top.

1st over: Australia 0-0 (Warner 0, Finch 0) Jake Ball asks the first few questions, and David Warner has no answer to a classic outswinger. The kind of ball you’re delighted to miss. Warner treats Ball with respect and it’s a maiden.

On Twitter, Rob Eastaway is rubbing his eyes. “After decades of England being ODI cricket failures, it’s hard to get my head round them being favourites to win a world tournament.”

The pitch, according to Rob Key on Sky, “looks an absolute belter”. The day, alas, does not – it’s overcast at the moment, and the Met Office has raindrops falling on our heads from 4pm onwards, which is about 15 overs into England’s innings.

England: Roy, Hales, Root, Morgan (captain), Stokes, Buttler (wicketkeeper), Moeen, Rashid, Plunkett, Wood, Ball.

Australia: Warner, Finch, Smith (captain), Henriques, Maxwell, Head, Wade (wicketkeeper), Starc, Cummins, Zampa, Hazlewood.

Steve Smith calls wrong, and Eoin Morgan prefers to chase. England are unchanged, so Jason Roy is lucky again, and Jonny Bairstow is unlucky. Smith says he would have batted first anyway, “probably”. He sounds about as convincing as Theresa May.

Australia are unchanged too. They haven’t won here at Edgbaston since 2001, and rumour has it that a few years after that they lost a Test by two runs.

Morning everyone. It’s England v Australia, the longest-running saga in international cricket – but the scriptwriters have come up with a twist. England have, in effect, already won. They’re through to the semi-finals of the Champions Trophy, whereas Australia badly need a win after two stalemates. And, in a delicious extra touch, the team the Aussies need to dislodge from second place are ... the mighty Bangladesh.

The Champions Trophy, always succinct, has already been through three distinct phases: first predictable, then sodden, then spicy. It’s almost as if it set out to be strong and stable, only to go haywire – but in a good way. The last few days have been one upset after another, with Pakistan surprising South Africa, Sri Lanka mounting a great chase against India, and Bangladesh recovering from 33-4 to send New Zealand home.

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